If you have experienced this you will know its not a joke, Artisans, dispatch riders, family/friend scammers... Nigeria is a country where its really difficult to come across a genuine and trustworthy persons. Great job TAO & BM. This is a norm in our society. Almost everybody lies, defraud and extort. God please heal our land.
@@uadialekennedy4079 of what good is a crate of egg if 25 eggs out of 30 are bad ❓ yes, there are good people in Nigeria; however, the vast majority have adapted to lawlessness, corruption, ineptitude and wickedness ‼️ and it's top to bottom not just the leaders.
The sole called dispatch riders made us go out of business- you can hardly find who to trust. The moment you give them key like this they become your boss. Worst part is they hold customers on a ransom- you will be hearing stuffs like “Delivery plenty if you want me to come to yours first find something for me”
Not only funny,also educating gen🤣🤣🤣 awesome combo...taco didn't speak a lot of words unlike her...she seemed like a church version of Lasisi 🤣🤣....well done guys
Think carefully about it again. Everytime you take his call, your heart races and your pressure rises. You're always praying the next call is not to announce an accident. As for arrests by police you will learn to thank God for them, they're the least of your worries. If you have plans of making babies within a few weeks of starting this business make una dey sure say you born that Pekin before you start this business. Dispatch riders will make you tear your hair out and quarrel with everybody without good reason. This is first hand experience from a veteran dispatch business from GHANA. Sorry, I meant former dispatch business. But be strong Sha, at least try am see.😊
@@Emmanuelodeh15 if you truly know how to read and comprehend. You will understand no here is giving negativity, we are positively telling the gentleman to "think" about it well. Even the easiest business can fail without "planning". To be more sincere, its people like you that lead people into failure. You just encourage without giving true encouragement like advice, financial support, patronage etc..just wishes, if wishes were keke, we all for paint town yellow.
It's even more immatured of you to be knocking someone else's hustle on another man's page. Talking about 'childishness', you have some growing up to do.
I will only work with a dispatch rider from a company. I can't wait for the dispatch rider to play this rough play with me, I will sue the rider and the company at no cost but the damages, which must be in millions, I will receive will teach them a very big lesson after they have paid their lawyer.
You see that slap your mom gave Bartholomew, tao?? Now that's a slap, just hear the sound....😂😂not that scratch you gave him 😂😂😂you need lessons from mom
I once had a driver who stole 2 tyres (with the rims), removed all the diesel in the vehicle, abandoned the vehicle on the express and kidnapped himself. I found myself being billed by his mum for 30k. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Free advice, if you are a start up entrepreneur in Nigeria, try get small craze, hold God, and be ready to fight at the drop of a hat. Bottom line, hold bible, hold gun.
Going through the comments is heartbreaking. Apparz, these set of individuals act this way, what happened to changing the recruitment process. It’s a costly risk giving someone a bike, that’s why in Nigeria we can’t even create room for car rentals. It’s my opinion to change recruitment process cause you barely don’t know your riders background, where they even live. Safe yourselves these risks Biko
😂😂😂 😱 😱 😱 STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 Guys Thanks for subscribing on my channel 💃. you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.✌Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, pls also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣 Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 💃. you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.✌Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, pls also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just by clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣 Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏
If you have experienced this you will know its not a joke, Artisans, dispatch riders, family/friend scammers... Nigeria is a country where its really difficult to come across a genuine and trustworthy persons. Great job TAO & BM. This is a norm in our society. Almost everybody lies, defraud and extort. God please heal our land.
And we want a great functioning country
Not good to generalize. We still have trustworthy people in Nigeria. Only the evil of a few is publicized.
@@uadialekennedy4079 of what good is a crate of egg if 25 eggs out of 30 are bad ❓ yes, there are good people in Nigeria; however, the vast majority have adapted to lawlessness, corruption, ineptitude and wickedness ‼️ and it's top to bottom not just the leaders.
Amen my sister
@@uadialekennedy4079 Exactly.
Low-key na so dispatch rider dey do o.. 😂
This skit would have been good if it's to advertise a site or a firm where one can get reliable riders. As a solution to the problems of today
I was patiently waiting for Iya Tao slap ♥️😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As funny as this could be... This is the true heart and head ache entrepreneurs go through in this country.. Especially those running dispatch
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Bartholomew chop mama Tao slap, your mummy use afose ni 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
This is exactly how dispatch riders are, I can relate.
*some
Really????
Thank you for identifying your self.
This is not just dispatch riders, but exactly how every single person you have trusted to run a process in your business behaves.
So funny 😆😆
I just love MC lively content's
So creative and intriguing
🤣🤣🤣 "is their name Bartholomew..?' 😂😅
I had to stop this business before it ends me...Rider Madness... All sort of tax collectors, police trap, nipost wahala... Kashamadupe
The sole called dispatch riders made us go out of business- you can hardly find who to trust. The moment you give them key like this they become your boss. Worst part is they hold customers on a ransom- you will be hearing stuffs like “Delivery plenty if you want me to come to yours first find something for me”
So sad…
🤣🤣🤣I knew that slap was coming. Resetting slap
This is so creative, great collaboration
Not only funny,also educating gen🤣🤣🤣 awesome combo...taco didn't speak a lot of words unlike her...she seemed like a church version of Lasisi 🤣🤣....well done guys
Chai, Nigeria!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
My story 😭😭😭
Thank God for my mom
The sun is touching the right spot ask about me around
The sad thing is that this is really how these people behave. They will make you see fire
Lol! Madt combo..😂 i love this skits💞 , u guyz re really doing great.👏👍
Believe me. You're going 2 end this Year happier, richer and healthier than before. Your Amen makes it work today 🙏🚴🏻♀️🚴🏻♀️🚴🏻♀️💨
I'm thinking of starting this business... and someone tagged me to this video😂😂.. Wahala.
😂😂
Think carefully about it again. Everytime you take his call, your heart races and your pressure rises. You're always praying the next call is not to announce an accident. As for arrests by police you will learn to thank God for them, they're the least of your worries. If you have plans of making babies within a few weeks of starting this business make una dey sure say you born that Pekin before you start this business. Dispatch riders will make you tear your hair out and quarrel with everybody without good reason. This is first hand experience from a veteran dispatch business from GHANA. Sorry, I meant former dispatch business. But be strong Sha, at least try am see.😊
Think about it well oh ..
Ones ur mind says u should do the business do it, don't allow all this negative comments stop u ma... Urs will be very different
@@Emmanuelodeh15 if you truly know how to read and comprehend. You will understand no here is giving negativity, we are positively telling the gentleman to "think" about it well. Even the easiest business can fail without "planning".
To be more sincere, its people like you that lead people into failure. You just encourage without giving true encouragement like advice, financial support, patronage etc..just wishes, if wishes were keke, we all for paint town yellow.
Was already expecting a 2nd reaction from iya tao 😂..,nd she no fail me 😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
And the legendary iya Tao slap landed on BMs face finally. God is great lol. Waiting for it to land on Mr Macaronis face one day
E don happen to mr macaroni before
Yeah....
Macaroni don chop him own ooh when he disrespected Kunle, no give am anoda one ooh 🤣
Mr Macaroni has received his
Tao welldone. This one sweet. There's something about it. I feel some nostalgia watching it, amidst the light comedy.
Salaro 😳😹😹🤣🤣
Good keep it up
This country hunger dey make people misbehave
we dey maad gan for this country aswear🤣🤣🤣
I can relate like maddd ..one got sacked last week ..lol
God keep blessing your work BM,love your comedy
Wereyyyyy, lmao!!!
Nice one BM. What a matured skit. Unlike people like Gen tu who make childish skits.
It's even more immatured of you to be knocking someone else's hustle on another man's page. Talking about 'childishness', you have some growing up to do.
se ifoti iya Taao wa kere ninu aye ni
God bless ma dispatch rider..
That guy is soo reliable and trusted...
D first man I had, dat one na thief....
Ended up selling d bike at cheaper rate
Wayreee niii Mike yiii 😂😂😂😂😂
I will only work with a dispatch rider from a company. I can't wait for the dispatch rider to play this rough play with me, I will sue the rider and the company at no cost but the damages, which must be in millions, I will receive will teach them a very big lesson after they have paid their lawyer.
Wow....water gwam
B M. salary for yesterday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny, but real experience. I am facing one now
Thumbs Up guys have gotten the vibes for today's job
You see that slap your mom gave Bartholomew, tao?? Now that's a slap, just hear the sound....😂😂not that scratch you gave him 😂😂😂you need lessons from mom
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This guy is very funny.
Wo ma lu e pa 😂😂
Funny enough this is a reality... 🥺
Dispatch riders would not make heaven walahiiiii
Nice one bosses
Did anyone get the naughty joke behind YOU WILL ENJOY ME? Lol
Logistics is not a child's play. Riders can be funny. If you are not careful you will have high BP in this business
me that want to get bikes for dispatch has been discouraged... I no do again
Funniest thing if that... This is the reality
This guy is so real
finally you have gotten work
You should be at least lucky to have gotten back the bike...
It seems it's a true life story
BM, my head is down. Don’t give me high blood pressure too😂
OTIBERE SII
The wahala I've been through. Oloribu dispatch riders
Lively😂😂
That's how bike riders behave they will stress to extend
I once had a driver who stole 2 tyres (with the rims), removed all the diesel in the vehicle, abandoned the vehicle on the express and kidnapped himself.
I found myself being billed by his mum for 30k.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Free advice, if you are a start up entrepreneur in Nigeria, try get small craze, hold God, and be ready to fight at the drop of a hat.
Bottom line, hold bible, hold gun.
You have to work with people like this to really understand how they can frustrate you. Been waiting for iya Taos slap sha, Nice one
Lot of people are experiencing such things in Nigeria, anything transportation business count me out, because they will just make you develop BP.
And people like this will come out and start blaming the government
Nice
Salary for yesterday 🤣🤣🤣
This is wat made me stop these business... Bad batch riders
😁 Great job two masters. Content creators if you have hope to grow any moment from now let give strong support ❤️ to one another 😘
Chai 😂
Bm u must not be these kind person for real life o
This is supposed to be funny but it reminds me of the terrible behavior of crooked driver employees in transportation and other industry.
Going through the comments is heartbreaking. Apparz, these set of individuals act this way, what happened to changing the recruitment process. It’s a costly risk giving someone a bike, that’s why in Nigeria we can’t even create room for car rentals. It’s my opinion to change recruitment process cause you barely don’t know your riders background, where they even live. Safe yourselves these risks Biko
Nice video
The skit is too long but it's very funny🤣🤣
Alot of dispatch riders can't be trusted
They will even ask you for the salary of the days they worked even if na 2days on top gbese they put on your head. Talking from experience...
Gokada riders, let's gather here
See wahala, why was my body peppering me i just want to join and give him one hot Boza🤣🤣🤣🤣
Second to watch and comment
E enter😉😁
BM & Tao kind of look alike…
All did dispatch riders ehn
First to comment
Haha Haha
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂
😍
Next time do proper interview before you employ , hahahha
Why you go employ BAT
the chairman of this attitude are trailer drivers
Lok
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He obviously studied these dispatch riders before doing this skit. They are terrible people, speaking from first hand experience
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😂 💔
😂😂😂
😱 😱 😱
STINGY:- Is when
someone asks you
for salt and you said...
your mom counted it 😂
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spicy" 🙄😳
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂
Guys Thanks for subscribing on my channel 💃.
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.✌Amen
As you press the Like button on my comment, pls also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣
Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
STINGY:- Is when
someone asks you
for salt and you said...
your mom counted it 😂
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂
💃.
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.✌Amen
As you press the Like button on my comment, pls also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just by clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣
Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏
Experienced this last week and is not even funny at all....Dispatch riders ehhhnn
Oh my God 😹😹😹 I cnt stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣 Tao and BM is a Gud combo 😂😂😂😂 thumbs up
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Hahaha
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