I first thought this was hilarious when I saw the thumbnail, but after hearing Batman describe Cartman and the town of South Park he's more of a threat than half the villains and heroes he's had a contingency plan for.
Cartman is a neo Nazi joker in his own words said "I may be a psychopathic murderer but I am a American psychopathic murderer" when he learned red skull was in fact a Nazi a proceeded to start a fight with him
That's not even the worst thing he did to Tolken. He SHOT the kid to prevent an apocalypse that was never going to happen in the first place. Cartman's insane! Edit: Clarification
@@imaanon7224 He also tortured an Arabic kid’s family (in a parody of 24) believing that they were terrorists. While there was a terrorist plot going on, the perpetrators were British, so Cartman is definitely guilty of racial profiling.
Can't belive it took me this long to figure this out. If Cartman ever went to Gotham, he'd fit right in no problem. Hell, Joker could probably be his best friend.
i think even Joker would be like "geez Kid, that's insane, even for me." cause i don't remember hearing Joker, or heck any of Batman's rogues, committed hate crimes or genocide. Don't forget, Joker blew up at Red Skull for being a Nazi, so at least the clown has some morals
Wow seeing those two being buddy buddy would be chilling. But I wouldn't be surprised of they stabbed each other in the back. One Force of Chaos probably can't exist in the same space with another Force of Chaos.
Joker would be quickly manipulated by Cartman. If Cartman can manipulate something like Cthulhu, Joker doesn't stand a chance. Heck, I don't think Hugo Strange stands any chance against Cartman. I think maybe the only person who might be able to thwart Cartman's abilities would possibly be Catwoman, but she'd have the sense to stay away from him.
@@Mikethemerciless11 yeah but a lot fot he characters and beings in the south park universe are also complete idiots. so cartman manipulation Cthulu is more of an indication that the south park universe Cthulu just isn't very bright.
The only consistency with Cartman is his ego. He cares so much about how others perceive him that it pushes him to do reckless, and often self-destructive things. Fortunately, Batman has proven to be quite good at manipulating egos (see "Mad Love"). I have no doubt that Batman could find a way to pacify Cartman, albeit temporarily.
Cartman's most vile ability is he believes himself so absolutely that conspiracies arise that he seems clueless about. The Mitch Conner persona. Eric knows this alter ego is all but an act but his own self belief makes Eric fall for his own M Con. Lets not forget the fractured game and how he could have been Mayor with Woodland Critters as his enforces.
What’s worse is that Cartman, for the sake of his ego and self centered personality, would genuinely gaslight himself so hard whenever necessary that Batman’s manipulating can be unintentionally countered by Cartman…. Manipulating himself. It especially makes sense where when Cartman has an idea in his head, he will double down so hard that that sort of stuff happens and is petty enough that if he feels like someone is trying to manipulate him by actually siding with him (whether as a manipulation tactic or not) he just flips sides for the sake of not feeling like he’s being played which ends up screwing himself and/or others in the end (like his future self)
@@ancapftw9113 God the idea of Bruce/Bats just wincing and cringing due to Uncle Ruckus' advanced racism as he drops info about Huey would be hilarious
To us, South Park is a comedy cartoon that pokes fun at current events. To an in-universe character with a working brain, it may as well be a Lovecraftian horror that takes the form of an average Colorado town.
Wow to hear even Batman say that Cartman is a Contingency Plan Nightmare is chilling. Which means this kid likely needs to be put down for the sake of the world. Which is really saying something.
Easy vaccination depending on what variant your dealing with though the one afraid of needles will be harder the one addicted to shots though should be easily caught
Not only Soul Edge, but the counter part Soul Calibur can be a corrupt weapon too. If i have the story correct in my mind, Soul Calibur grands it's wielder it's power in exchange for the promise to kill Soul Edge and it's owner.
Something tells me that Cartman and the Joker would probably get along rather well, or end up trying to kill each other in the most horrible ways imaginable.
The Joker would hate Cartman because of his bigoted beliefs. For all his faults, The Joker isn’t just a criminal lunatic, he’s an AMERICAN criminal lunatic. And Cartman’s ideals are the furthest thing from what an ideal American would believe. (In an official Marvel and DC collab, The Joker turned on Red Skull after learning that he was a [ONE OF THE GERMAN BAD GUYS OF WWII, WHO I CANNOT NAME IN FEAR OF GETTING MY COMMENT REMOVED].)
@@charlesrodden4019 I rather doubt that, considering that Cartman got destroyed by a ten year old girl, he doesn't stand a chance against joker in an actual fight.
I just love how serious Bruce sounded in this video - no joke, Cartman is truly at a level that would disturb some of the villains Batman's gone against... probably not his greatest foes like the Joker or Scarecrow, but definitely his silliest, like Condiment King.
Bring in the "Dog whisperer". Surprisingly effective rehabilitation. You'd need to remove him from his mother's care though for it to work long term. Or at least monitor the two of them, make sure neither regress into old behaviors.
The Dog Whisperer was actually able to reel in Cartman pretty well. Mostly by ignoring him, which also kind of worked when he thought he was dead because all the kids ignored him.
Really nice to know others are recommending her, was starting to think she was forgotten... "Oh... someone else is recommending me to the bat-wearing billionaire? How exciting..."
Her case is kinda like Afton in the sense that She. Just. Keeps. COMING. BACK. (whether it’s trough an ai or a successor) Plus she would be quite good at getting out of dangerous situations and facing whatever Batman throws at her by virtue of being the ultimate analyst (being able to learn skills and adapt quickly) as well as, in her words, being the « perfect human being ».
Kind of wish he included how he mentally destroyed multiple Nannies that were supposed to make him a good child. Putting one in an Asylum where she ate her own feces while crying Or the countless horrible things he did to Butters and schemes he roped Butters into being his henchman for And like Batman mentions, Cartman isn’t aiming for world domination or pure chaos, he does so many of these elaborate, world endangering things, for the most petty reasons and things. We all remember how he has the goal of getting 1 million dollars for the longest time and the multiple schemes he attempted to get it with, and when he finally got the money (from his grandma dying and her will) he spent it all on a theme park just for himself because he hated lines
How? Cartmen crimes have always been like this... hell, I think his LEAST offence crime was petty robbery... resulting in drinking Kennys ashes. Then his worst crime was killing (by proxy) the kids parents and turning them into chili meat... he's gotten other people killed (by proxy) but never did more than that.
@@Longshanks1690 True, but like you said it didn't get past planning stage. So beyond it being the intent to kill, they probably couldn't stick the charges. Now if he was in the act of things just kicking off, or right before then it would land.
@@aienma6660 I mean he had all the non-ginger kids trapped inside the Airport Hilton with the lava pit ready to be dumped into, and it was only Kyle’s last minute intercession that changed his mind. I don’t think you have to be Saul Goodman to make intent charges stick there. 😂 With the Jews, probably a lot more leeway since most of his followers clearly didn’t know what they were getting involved with.
The reason why Batman said that "even Gotham villains would shudder", but remember Joker wouldn't even go anyone because of their race. None of Gotham villains would
It's always amusing to me when people point shit about joker not being racist or antisemetic, like that's worse than being a mass murdering psychopath who would kill anyone at anytime.
I have a feeling that Gotham PD, specifically Commissioner Gordon, would get in touch with the SPPD and dumb everything down enough for them to understand, thus freeing Batsy. I also know for a fact that Batman would devise at least three breakout maneuvers from the SPPD jail cells within seconds of just looking at them.
@@Giosuke_Giogashikata I can see this as a story told in a non-canon event comic! I can even visualize some kind of advertisement for it: “DC and Viacom have come together to bring you… “Batman VS South Park: Cool Hand Batman”! Coming soon to a comic store near you! If you’re lucky, you might get one of eight limited edition collector’s covers! And if this sells enough copies, expect a straight-to-video animated movie, starring Diedrich Bader as Batman, and with Parker and Stone reprising their roles!”
He has met aliens before such as Martian Manhunter so he probably didn’t find it interesting to mention it considering how he knows about the existence of aliens.
Or better yet get John Constantine to do deal with Cartman because along with John probably being smarter than Cartman, and willing fight Cartman with similar tactics to him that are better implemented along with being able to easily deal with the supernatural crap South Park has and deal with, and of course having no issues with doing what is necessary to stop someone like him even if it means crossing 1 or multiple lines that someone like Batman or Damian would never consider crossing. Because John always prepares for the absolute worst case scenarios like one of his most well-known quotes is "I expect the worst so I prepare for the bloody worst."
@@derrickhaggard That's more of a making things even worse scenario...because it then leads to Constantine and Cartman in the same general location...and, probably, in South Park. That's the kind of thing that would lead to the demon lords he tricked into curing him into praying for his soul because of that place just being that kind of place.
"I'm ready for anything South Park can throw at me." If you think dead people being revived, angel and demonic warfare, werewolves, ghosts, and Eric Cartman are all you have to worry about, you're not coming outta this one alive, Bruce. You need to do a lot more reconnaissance.
This was epic. Been watching your videos for a while. I have a suggestion (if you haven't done it) The Shadow. This is the character that inspired Batman (in fact Batman's first ever comic is plagiarized from a shadow story) and the best part (I don't know if it's still canon) but in a crossover Batman has with the shadow they imply that the person who taught Bruce everything he knows WAS the shadow. Always switching his identity to be the next master in what he was studying. So it's pretty much the Batman vs the Batman with psychic and illusion powers, plus guns.... As well as not having a no kill rule (If anything I think you would have fun just researching the character) Cheers and keep up the good work.
The town runs on the rule of satire. It will not stop until it makes visitors look as stupid, evil or silly as its residents. Be ready to accept that, and the rest won't be so bad. Contingency Plan Code: Star Punch Subject: Little Mac
@@Poets04It's the first thing many people think of in relation to Cartman. Think what you want but out of those 25+ years of antics killing a kid's parents and feeding them to him will forever be Cartman's most remembered crime. More than the Cthulhu massacre, entering Special Olympics, giving Kyle HIV, faking tourettes, kidnapping Butters, crack baby basketball, etc. They all pale in comparison. Just Google "Eric Cartman's most disturbing episode"and see what pops up first.
One strong point about Batman; he doesn't underestimate anyone that opposes him; leaving room for error as and precise calculated methods to take down, incapacitate, immobilize and confine the villain without killing the person. Wow, considering what gas happened to Batman he's an angel compared to the people and forces that engage him.
It's no wonder the Joker is so scared of the IRS. Just look at how fearless the IRS was when they challenged Cartman at the end of that episode where he had his own theme park.
If Cartman ended up in Gotham, I flat out believe that he would kill Poison Ivy just by spraying her in the face with Wallmart-grade weed killer. Also, he and Joker would either become friends or frienemies and constantly be trying to kill each other in some over the top manner that continues to escalate to unfathomable heights.
You, good Sir and/or Madam, are a twisted SOB. The last statement was made with EVERY bit of respect and near reverence. I too, like YOURSELF, am an agent of chaos. Preferring the real world application to the digital of course but game recognizes game. You wrote a Batman contingency plan for Eric Cartman. Bravo. That earns my follow. Can't wait to dive into your channel. Keep up the VERY interesting work! 😂😊
@@StephenLynx8492 Roleplaying aside, we may or may not have a chance here, considering that the one who suggested her is currently sitting at 29 likes...
@LucaAugment 0 seconds ago “Normal soldiers, they inflict physical harm. Damage that can be healed and overcome. But these new Black Ops soldiers, they specialize in Psyops: Psychological Operations. They not only cause physical harm, but the trauma they inflict on their enemies minds and souls, well those wounds never heal. Not fully. They might leave scars, but even that is enough. These soldiers make any enemies they leave alive live in fear for the rest of their lives. Always looking over their shoulder, to see if anyone follows. Always jumping, but not at the shadows themselves, rather, what might be hiding in them. Who might be hiding in them. These Black Ops units teach enemies true fear. They’re the perfect soldiers, because even after the mission is long done, their enemies are still fighting them in their minds.” stormtendo
Cartman (and the entire South Park series as a whole) is one of those cases where I feel like, even with maximum meme prep time, Batman wouldn't be able to have a proper set of contingency plans. He might be a 5-D chess master trying to plan out all moves in advance, but Cartman isn't an eldritch chess master. He's a Calvin Ball player, meaning he plays by his rules and will change them in an instant if it means drawing others in and always trying to ensure he remains at the top. It essentially makes him a Bugs Bunny-tier toon-force wielder with an extremely sadistic streak. The only ways you can really counter such toon force are by either A. refusing to participate in whatever scheme he tries to involve you with or B. counter his Calvin Ball antics at the beginning with your own that completely overpower him or lead him down a path you desire. Plan A plays into the classic weakness shared by both Cartman and Bugs Bunny being an omnicient tormentor of their foes so long as they are the ones antagonizing them first and continue to provide pushback against them. However, when they are the initial instigators against someone it usually backfires (i.e. the Tortoise that Bugs tried to beat in a race in classic Looney Toons episodes). Their success is rare because, according to the karmic laws of toon-force, allowing an instigator of that power level to win against someone of lower stature that didn't even want to be involved usually doesn't come off as funny. It just seems cruel and and mean-spirited from the viewers' perspective. All Batman would need to do in this plan is simply exist in South Park and be as passive as possible towards whatever schemes Cartman tries to force him to be involved with. And if Cartman does get him involved, Batman should engage in a form of malicious compliance that disrupts his thought process and sows the seeds of growing anger and frustration. After a certain point, Cartman will implode under the weight of his own schemes and Batman will be able to say he was only playing along as Cartman had wanted. Plan B (aka the Anti-Calvin Ball) is the more active strategy and involves overwhelming Cartman's scheme at the start through maximum force. The best example of this is when Cartman tried blackmailing PC Principal with false child assault evidence. Principal flatout ignored Cartman's implied threats, choosing instead to focus on something completely unrelated to the trap Cartman was trying to lead him into, and unleashed a full-scale beat down on him for reasons Cartman didn't even have time to comprehend. Essentially, this plan involves smothering Cartman's sadistic game before it has time to properly begin. It still needs Cartman to be the initial instigator, but I could see Batman being able to win by thwarting Cartman before his scheme has time to gain momentum. From there, he just has to bring Cartman into his own game, not give him the time to understand any of the rules, then rapidly escalate the pace of play so he can't recover.
The entire town… They would contain the entire town, evacuate as many redeemable people as possible, and have the most morally good members of the Foundation adopt them if they’re kids, or give them jobs at a place full of Safe-class objects if they’re adults.
Contingency plan code: Cowabunga or Turtle Power Subject: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Contingency plan code: Chew bubble gum or Balls of Steel Subject: Duke Nukem
Batman, the real threat is Manbearpig tbh, that thing defeated Satan himself! Also Satan is actually a really cool guy in Southpark, most of the time he is just giving good advice.
When Batman admits he finds someone who requires multiple contingencies you know it’s the end of days.
And the person is someone that we shouldn’t mess with
You know how serious Batman is if he has to make a Contingency Plan Code for a 10 year old fat kid.
Even worse when he admits that someone is a Contingency Plan Nightmare.
Not even Michael Myers was that evil at 10 years old.
And if he has to involve the shark repellent, you know it’s serious!!!!
He’s not fat…he’s big boned
And is in the 4th grade
Keep in mind that even Cthulhu itself was manipulated into doing Cartman's bidding. Cartman is a force of nature that shouldn't be taken lightly.
😂 YES!!!! You beat me to it, was gonna comment that too!
Did Cartmen manipulate Cthulu or was that one just Cthulu down for the same shit
@@serioussilliness2064he acted like a cat to gain cthulus affection.
@@serioussilliness2064 He “befriended” the Elder God in a parody of My Neighbor Totoro… while dressed as a superhero. Just another day in South Park!
I first thought this was hilarious when I saw the thumbnail, but after hearing Batman describe Cartman and the town of South Park he's more of a threat than half the villains and heroes he's had a contingency plan for.
Yeah, it never even talked about the fact that he once summoned Cthulhu and got him to do his bidding.
Yeah my 1st thought was wtf is this nonsense and then you begin to see just how twisted and dangerous cartman really is.
Batman has Mint-Crunch Berry on speed dial. 😂😂😂
@trentsims Technically, it was BP Oil that awoke Cthullu, Cartman just took advantage of the situation.
The fact Batman has to watch his own back in the event of dealing with Eric Cartman shows Cartman is especially dangerous.
I'm pretty sure Joker wouldn't mind helping Batman dealing with this kid.
Cartman is a neo Nazi joker in his own words said "I may be a psychopathic murderer but I am a American psychopathic murderer" when he learned red skull was in fact a Nazi a proceeded to start a fight with him
pretty sure cartmen is one of the few people who could truly make the Joker lose his shit
Batman gonna be a southpark character.😂
Homer beated him and his pals once.
Why do I get the feeling that the producers of South Park are going to make an episode from this?
Contingency plan: Hello Bart
Subject: Sideshow Bob.
Yes, this needs to be done.
You just need a bunch of rakes
Was going to say that@@nickchavez720
I second that motion, with a vengeance!
It's just been put on
Joker: ''Nope! No even getting within a mile of this kid... I'd rather take on the IRS...''
Damn! If Joker would rather take on the IRS than Cartman you know it’s the end of days
That episode was so hilarious...
That's rich, considering the Joker previously admitted that he was crazy enough to take on Batman but not the IRS.
@SorenDaein You know the Tax Man don't play when it comes to getting his pay.
He wants his money, and he wants it NOW.
Joker better be careful what he asks for.
He just might get it.
Cartman: Oh, hell no! Myem! Batman is being mean to me!
I can hear that!! Dear god I can hear him say that XD
Eric would send his mom to seduce and sleep with Batman. That's when Eric secretly sabotages Batman's gadgets.
My name
Is not
Myem
"Well I know a tall and strong dark knight that'll need some 'calming down' from Mommy later."
- Mrs. Cartman (probably)
@@ADTribalChild Early seasons Liane would DEFINIETLY try to get with batman!
You're not wrong. South Park is worse than Nowhere USA. At least Courage is a good boy.
That's a really good point
Don't forget that Cartman once committed a hate crime by throwing a rock at Token/Tolken.
No, the reason why he threw a rock at Tolkien was because he called him fat.
That was Kyle that called him fat the 3rd time. @@marcuswalker3409
That's not even the worst thing he did to Tolken. He SHOT the kid to prevent an apocalypse that was never going to happen in the first place. Cartman's insane!
Edit: Clarification
@@imaanon7224 That, I can definitely say, is a race issue.
@@imaanon7224 He also tortured an Arabic kid’s family (in a parody of 24) believing that they were terrorists. While there was a terrorist plot going on, the perpetrators were British, so Cartman is definitely guilty of racial profiling.
Can't belive it took me this long to figure this out. If Cartman ever went to Gotham, he'd fit right in no problem. Hell, Joker could probably be his best friend.
i think even Joker would be like "geez Kid, that's insane, even for me." cause i don't remember hearing Joker, or heck any of Batman's rogues, committed hate crimes or genocide. Don't forget, Joker blew up at Red Skull for being a Nazi, so at least the clown has some morals
Wow seeing those two being buddy buddy would be chilling. But I wouldn't be surprised of they stabbed each other in the back. One Force of Chaos probably can't exist in the same space with another Force of Chaos.
Joker would be quickly manipulated by Cartman. If Cartman can manipulate something like Cthulhu, Joker doesn't stand a chance. Heck, I don't think Hugo Strange stands any chance against Cartman. I think maybe the only person who might be able to thwart Cartman's abilities would possibly be Catwoman, but she'd have the sense to stay away from him.
Joker: But I don’t like Nazis
@@Mikethemerciless11 yeah but a lot fot he characters and beings in the south park universe are also complete idiots. so cartman manipulation Cthulu is more of an indication that the south park universe Cthulu just isn't very bright.
The only consistency with Cartman is his ego. He cares so much about how others perceive him that it pushes him to do reckless, and often self-destructive things. Fortunately, Batman has proven to be quite good at manipulating egos (see "Mad Love"). I have no doubt that Batman could find a way to pacify Cartman, albeit temporarily.
That's quite interestingly put
Cartman's most vile ability is he believes himself so absolutely that conspiracies arise that he seems clueless about. The Mitch Conner persona. Eric knows this alter ego is all but an act but his own self belief makes Eric fall for his own M Con.
Lets not forget the fractured game and how he could have been Mayor with Woodland Critters as his enforces.
What’s worse is that Cartman, for the sake of his ego and self centered personality, would genuinely gaslight himself so hard whenever necessary that Batman’s manipulating can be unintentionally countered by Cartman…. Manipulating himself. It especially makes sense where when Cartman has an idea in his head, he will double down so hard that that sort of stuff happens and is petty enough that if he feels like someone is trying to manipulate him by actually siding with him (whether as a manipulation tactic or not) he just flips sides for the sake of not feeling like he’s being played which ends up screwing himself and/or others in the end (like his future self)
This really should have been mentioned in the video
A gold wii
All the other contingencies he comes up with, he usually sounds more confident. This one and he doesn’t know what the hell to expect.
Contingency Plan Code: “Boondocks.”
Subject: “Huey Freeman.”
Doesn't even have to pay Uncle Ruckus for info, as he's a rich white man.
@@ancapftw9113 God the idea of Bruce/Bats just wincing and cringing due to Uncle Ruckus' advanced racism as he drops info about Huey would be hilarious
@@fenrirsrage4609 "no, I dress as a BAT to scare criminals. The color of my costume is for stealth and because that's the color of most bats."
Was expecting this to be a joke. Instead, it made South Park scary.
It feels like a mix of dark humour and horror to me.
To us, South Park is a comedy cartoon that pokes fun at current events. To an in-universe character with a working brain, it may as well be a Lovecraftian horror that takes the form of an average Colorado town.
@@Nameless-ln5mr So true, espcially given how scary cartman is.
Well Cartman is hilarious, but obviously he'd be a terrible person if he existed in real life.
“No kitty that is my pot pie, NAOOO KITTY THAT IS MY POT PIE!!!”
HiSSSS!!!
Mom! Kitty is being a dildo!
🐱”meow!”
@@InquisitorXarius lol
HISS
Contingency plan code: What’s the Sitch?
Subject: Kim Possible
Nice code name
@@brokenbridge6316 Here’s another.
Contingency code: Danger Zone
Subject: Sterling Archer
@@marcuswalker3409---Now that would be awesome. Archer is so freakin hilarious.
@@marcuswalker3409Just watch out for Kreiger or “Lana. Lana. LANA!”
@@marcuswalker3409Contingency code : Phrasing
Wow to hear even Batman say that Cartman is a Contingency Plan Nightmare is chilling. Which means this kid likely needs to be put down for the sake of the world. Which is really saying something.
Make fun of Cartman's bodyweight and call him a Ginger. Lol
That's when he's most dangerous. When he's getting picked on.
Easy vaccination depending on what variant your dealing with though the one afraid of needles will be harder the one addicted to shots though should be easily caught
I mean whats he gonna do kill Batman's parents? Even Batman is numb to losing his robins
@DTheCritical Take over his business.
Contingency Plan Code: Soul Edge
Subject: Nightmare (Soul Calibur)
Nice
Not only Soul Edge, but the counter part Soul Calibur can be a corrupt weapon too. If i have the story correct in my mind, Soul Calibur grands it's wielder it's power in exchange for the promise to kill Soul Edge and it's owner.
@@cvdracon3961you’re right, and in Soulcalibur 4, it’s shown to be just as evil, but in a more subtle way.
I’m so glad someone mentioned Soulcalibur!
Something tells me that Cartman and the Joker would probably get along rather well, or end up trying to kill each other in the most horrible ways imaginable.
But then again joker doesn't go after someone based on race
Probably both
The Joker would hate Cartman because of his bigoted beliefs. For all his faults, The Joker isn’t just a criminal lunatic, he’s an AMERICAN criminal lunatic. And Cartman’s ideals are the furthest thing from what an ideal American would believe. (In an official Marvel and DC collab, The Joker turned on Red Skull after learning that he was a [ONE OF THE GERMAN BAD GUYS OF WWII, WHO I CANNOT NAME IN FEAR OF GETTING MY COMMENT REMOVED].)
@@alphabladelm2011both, but Cartman would come out on top
@@charlesrodden4019 I rather doubt that, considering that Cartman got destroyed by a ten year old girl, he doesn't stand a chance against joker in an actual fight.
Cartman: YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!
Batman: I am vengeance. I am the night. I AM THE AUTHORITY. I AM BATMAN!!!!!!!
Never thought I’d hear Batman discuss a contingency plan about cartman lmao
I just love how serious Bruce sounded in this video - no joke, Cartman is truly at a level that would disturb some of the villains Batman's gone against... probably not his greatest foes like the Joker or Scarecrow, but definitely his silliest, like Condiment King.
He sounded like A.I.
@bleachigo990 That's cuz it is AI
@@ChineduOpara 😱 no way! I never would have guessed! 🤯 😏
@@bleachigo990 Did I mention that my middle name is "Sherlock"? 😅
Bring in the "Dog whisperer". Surprisingly effective rehabilitation. You'd need to remove him from his mother's care though for it to work long term. Or at least monitor the two of them, make sure neither regress into old behaviors.
The Dog Whisperer was actually able to reel in Cartman pretty well. Mostly by ignoring him, which also kind of worked when he thought he was dead because all the kids ignored him.
With Cartman, I'd normally be far more worried about what he would end up doing in order to MAKE people pay attention to him there
That's because The Dog Whisperer treated Cartman like a dog. The nannies treated Cartman like a human, which he used to study their psyche
Contingency Plan Code: Ultimate Despair
Subject: Junko Enoshima
Really nice to know others are recommending her, was starting to think she was forgotten...
"Oh... someone else is recommending me to the bat-wearing billionaire? How exciting..."
Her case is kinda like Afton in the sense that She. Just. Keeps. COMING. BACK. (whether it’s trough an ai or a successor) Plus she would be quite good at getting out of dangerous situations and facing whatever Batman throws at her by virtue of being the ultimate analyst (being able to learn skills and adapt quickly) as well as, in her words, being the « perfect human being ».
Contingency plan code: shake it baby
Subject: duke nukem
Still have fond memories of when my brother played that game and I watched.
I've been requesting that for ages.
Contingency Plan Code: Hail to The King
Duke Nukem fighting Batman: Go ahead make my day!*cock shotgun*
Kind of wish he included how he mentally destroyed multiple Nannies that were supposed to make him a good child. Putting one in an Asylum where she ate her own feces while crying
Or the countless horrible things he did to Butters and schemes he roped Butters into being his henchman for
And like Batman mentions, Cartman isn’t aiming for world domination or pure chaos, he does so many of these elaborate, world endangering things, for the most petty reasons and things. We all remember how he has the goal of getting 1 million dollars for the longest time and the multiple schemes he attempted to get it with, and when he finally got the money (from his grandma dying and her will) he spent it all on a theme park just for himself because he hated lines
I've never looked at Cartman this way... and now I can't unsee it.
Have you ever seen the show? Lol
How?
Cartmen crimes have always been like this... hell, I think his LEAST offence crime was petty robbery... resulting in drinking Kennys ashes.
Then his worst crime was killing (by proxy) the kids parents and turning them into chili meat... he's gotten other people killed (by proxy) but never did more than that.
@@aienma6660Surely his worst crime is trying to orchestrate two genocides, even if neither got very far beyond the planning stage?
@@Longshanks1690 True, but like you said it didn't get past planning stage. So beyond it being the intent to kill, they probably couldn't stick the charges. Now if he was in the act of things just kicking off, or right before then it would land.
@@aienma6660 I mean he had all the non-ginger kids trapped inside the Airport Hilton with the lava pit ready to be dumped into, and it was only Kyle’s last minute intercession that changed his mind. I don’t think you have to be Saul Goodman to make intent charges stick there. 😂
With the Jews, probably a lot more leeway since most of his followers clearly didn’t know what they were getting involved with.
2:31 NOPE, cartman would find a way to make anyone who tries rehabilitate him to commit suic*de.
He made his counselor's wife kill herself all because he called him fat. I 100% agree
Contingency Plan Code: Make it Double
Subject: Team Rocket
Nice suggestion
That's a good one actually.
0:49 AND 12 CENTS!!!
You know, I could see this also leading to Waller replacing the "Bombs in Head" thing with "Deport to South Park" which is even more terrifying there
Waller would love an agent like Cartman til he took her position.
Contingency plan code: Good night everybody
Subjects: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
He’s not winning that one, those three are Alpha level Gods 😂
The reason why Batman said that "even Gotham villains would shudder", but remember Joker wouldn't even go anyone because of their race. None of Gotham villains would
Joker is many things, but a racist is not one of them.
@@WinterFrostDragon1347 exactly
It's more that he I don't know, FED A KID HIS DEAD PARENTS probably not the fact he said a few racial slurs
@@WinterFrostDragon1347 As he once told Red Skull, "I may be a criminal lunatic but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic." He targets everyone equally.
It's always amusing to me when people point shit about joker not being racist or antisemetic, like that's worse than being a mass murdering psychopath who would kill anyone at anytime.
Yeah, if there is anyone and I mean anyone that Batman should make a contingency plan for, it is definitely Eric Cartman.
I can imagine the disappointment in cartmans face when he hears he can't turn Batman's parents into chili.
He'll need Reverse Flash's help.
Finaly batman found his:"I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me."
But also if batman still wants the howl become your worst fear stick, will he call himself Cardmanman?
The scary part is, Cartman could lure Batman into beating him, then cry that he was abused by an adult. Batman would then be arrested.
I have a feeling that Gotham PD, specifically Commissioner Gordon, would get in touch with the SPPD and dumb everything down enough for them to understand, thus freeing Batsy.
I also know for a fact that Batman would devise at least three breakout maneuvers from the SPPD jail cells within seconds of just looking at them.
@@Giosuke_Giogashikata I can see this as a story told in a non-canon event comic! I can even visualize some kind of advertisement for it:
“DC and Viacom have come together to bring you… “Batman VS South Park: Cool Hand Batman”! Coming soon to a comic store near you! If you’re lucky, you might get one of eight limited edition collector’s covers! And if this sells enough copies, expect a straight-to-video animated movie, starring Diedrich Bader as Batman, and with Parker and Stone reprising their roles!”
Contingency Plan: Evil Exes
Subjects: Matthew Patel, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram, Roxie Richter, The Katayanagi Twins and Gideon Graves
Onto Scott Pilgrim are we?
My only Q is:
Do each have sufficient information? Because he can't do them all at once..
@@randomoreoaddictor6712 Well there’s always Roxie or Gideon, and those two have a lot of info
Contingency Plan Hatred of grief
Subject: Patrick zala
@@randomoreoaddictor6712 Who wouldn't be? That franchise is brilliant
Batman forgot about all the extraterrestrial activity in South Park, but at least he references Cthulu.
He has met aliens before such as Martian Manhunter so he probably didn’t find it interesting to mention it considering how he knows about the existence of aliens.
@@jfournerat1274 does he know Earth is just a reality TV show?
The Joker once said something to the effect of 'Even I'm not crazy enough to take on the IRS' yet I suspect he'd rather take on the IRS than Cartman.
I can't see Batman hurting a child...even if it is Eric Cartman...so he'll probably ask Damian the new Robin to deal with him.
Now, _that_ would be quite intriguing indeed!
Or better yet get John Constantine to do deal with Cartman because along with John probably being smarter than Cartman, and willing fight Cartman with similar tactics to him that are better implemented along with being able to easily deal with the supernatural crap South Park has and deal with, and of course having no issues with doing what is necessary to stop someone like him even if it means crossing 1 or multiple lines that someone like Batman or Damian would never consider crossing.
Because John always prepares for the absolute worst case scenarios like one of his most well-known quotes is "I expect the worst so I prepare for the bloody worst."
@@user-em6ie2be7x Cartman will flip Damian.
@@derrickhaggard That's more of a making things even worse scenario...because it then leads to Constantine and Cartman in the same general location...and, probably, in South Park. That's the kind of thing that would lead to the demon lords he tricked into curing him into praying for his soul because of that place just being that kind of place.
Just call in Cesar Millan. He'll sort him out
Kid would give Joker nightmares.
"I'm ready for anything South Park can throw at me."
If you think dead people being revived, angel and demonic warfare, werewolves, ghosts, and Eric Cartman are all you have to worry about, you're not coming outta this one alive, Bruce. You need to do a lot more reconnaissance.
Have you seen DC comics
Contingency plan:mr.puzzles
Real ones know that that was actually cartmans half-brother, and he fed him his real dad and step mom
And he only cared because it meant he was part ginger
Contingency plan code: Back to the past
Subject: Samurai Jack
I think Jack has been done already
Aku however
Cartman would watch this and go, “Keeeeeewl”
You can’t catch him. He knows when the Batmobile is outside.
Batman GETS Cartman. Has perfectly analyzed that hilarious monster down to a T. He even threw the town into the mix.
A genius mind indeed. 😆
If Batman tried going after Cartman, Cartman would leave a pair of lois's underwear in batman's house and then tell Superman.
Oh my GOD…😂🤣
"Perhaps in time, he could be rehabilitated..."
-Batman, on Every Single Villain He's Ever Met, Most Especially Joker.
"Criminals like this are worse than the Joker. At least he has madness as an excuse."
- From the BTAS episode "The Terrible Trio"
Contingency Plan Code: Masters of Death
Subjects: Billy and Mandy
This was epic. Been watching your videos for a while. I have a suggestion (if you haven't done it) The Shadow.
This is the character that inspired Batman (in fact Batman's first ever comic is plagiarized from a shadow story) and the best part (I don't know if it's still canon) but in a crossover Batman has with the shadow they imply that the person who taught Bruce everything he knows WAS the shadow. Always switching his identity to be the next master in what he was studying.
So it's pretty much the Batman vs the Batman with psychic and illusion powers, plus guns.... As well as not having a no kill rule
(If anything I think you would have fun just researching the character)
Cheers and keep up the good work.
Cartman and early Damian Wayne would have some interesting interactions.
Contingency plan code: digital hallucinations
Subject: amazing digital circus
YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I've been waiting for this contingency plan for a LONG time!
The delivery of "unthinkable" might be ai but damn did it send chills
The fact that he is not exaggerating his crimes is mindblowing
Contingency Plan Code: Metroid
Subject: Samus Aran
batman trying to arrest cartmen and failing would make a graet southpark episode
The town runs on the rule of satire. It will not stop until it makes visitors look as stupid, evil or silly as its residents. Be ready to accept that, and the rest won't be so bad.
Contingency Plan Code: Star Punch
Subject: Little Mac
"Sharknado? I'll bring out the shark repellent." I couldn't stand, I was laughing so hard.
Contingency Plan Code: Earth Defender
Subject: Dib Membrane
I know this is an AI, but I love how disgusted Batman sounds talking about Cartman's crimes.
Damn that Scott Tenorman parents' chili reference was a DEEP CUT from back in high school... Well done!
One that came back to haunt Cartman in a BIG WAY later down the line.
Can't be a "deep cut" if it's the most memorable Cartman scene of the entire show.
@@xNirex44 Memorable? Absolutely! MOST memorable, out of over 25 years of antics? Eh...
@@Poets04It's the first thing many people think of in relation to Cartman. Think what you want but out of those 25+ years of antics killing a kid's parents and feeding them to him will forever be Cartman's most remembered crime. More than the Cthulhu massacre, entering Special Olympics, giving Kyle HIV, faking tourettes, kidnapping Butters, crack baby basketball, etc. They all pale in comparison. Just Google "Eric Cartman's most disturbing episode"and see what pops up first.
One strong point about Batman; he doesn't underestimate anyone that opposes him; leaving room for error as and precise calculated methods to take down, incapacitate, immobilize and confine the villain without killing the person. Wow, considering what gas happened to Batman he's an angel compared to the people and forces that engage him.
Plot twist: Batman adopts Cartman and put him on a strict diet.
That just gave me a good chuckle
Bruce would wake up dead
@@charlesrodden4019nah, one thing cartman has learned by now (especially considering Scott tenorman) is that there are fates worse than death
Batman needs a multi/tiered contingency plan.
The Dog Whisperer just needed to be dominant.
Saw this on my recommended.
Immediately thought, "Batman Contingency Plan: Eric Cartman. Code Name: Cheesy Poofs."
Pleasantly surprised.
The woodland critters will take your worst Batman.
Contingency plan code: Law
Subject: Judge Dredd
My contingency Plan: Tsst
Oh my God he still has that shark repellent that is a good nod to The old Batman
Cartman would be a powerful Sith. Truly someone worthy of being the apprentice of Darth Sidious
Contingency Plan Code: ACME
Subject: Wile E. Coyote
3:55 robin get me the shark repellent
Eric Cartman was defeated by Wendy and Kyle and many other people.
It's no wonder the Joker is so scared of the IRS. Just look at how fearless the IRS was when they challenged Cartman at the end of that episode where he had his own theme park.
If Cartman ended up in Gotham, I flat out believe that he would kill Poison Ivy just by spraying her in the face with Wallmart-grade weed killer.
Also, he and Joker would either become friends or frienemies and constantly be trying to kill each other in some over the top manner that continues to escalate to unfathomable heights.
You, good Sir and/or Madam, are a twisted SOB. The last statement was made with EVERY bit of respect and near reverence. I too, like YOURSELF, am an agent of chaos. Preferring the real world application to the digital of course but game recognizes game. You wrote a Batman contingency plan for Eric Cartman. Bravo. That earns my follow. Can't wait to dive into your channel. Keep up the VERY interesting work! 😂😊
Contingency Plan Code: The Power is Yours
Subject: Captain Planet
Awesome suggestion. I liked this series a lot back in the day.
"You're not recommending me to Bats here anymore? How despairful....."
@@randomoreoaddictor6712 Much like Despair, variety is the spice of life!
@@StephenLynx8492 Roleplaying aside, we may or may not have a chance here, considering that the one who suggested her is currently sitting at 29 likes...
@@randomoreoaddictor6712
That’s genuinely great to hear! I hope we see Junko soon!
Calling Cartman's mind a "labyrinth of hatred" actually goes hard ngl
@LucaAugment
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“Normal soldiers, they inflict physical harm. Damage that can be healed and overcome. But these new Black Ops soldiers, they specialize in Psyops: Psychological Operations. They not only cause physical harm, but the trauma they inflict on their enemies minds and souls, well those wounds never heal. Not fully. They might leave scars, but even that is enough. These soldiers make any enemies they leave alive live in fear for the rest of their lives. Always looking over their shoulder, to see if anyone follows. Always jumping, but not at the shadows themselves, rather, what might be hiding in them. Who might be hiding in them. These Black Ops units teach enemies true fear. They’re the perfect soldiers, because even after the mission is long done, their enemies are still fighting them in their minds.” stormtendo
Cartman (and the entire South Park series as a whole) is one of those cases where I feel like, even with maximum meme prep time, Batman wouldn't be able to have a proper set of contingency plans. He might be a 5-D chess master trying to plan out all moves in advance, but Cartman isn't an eldritch chess master. He's a Calvin Ball player, meaning he plays by his rules and will change them in an instant if it means drawing others in and always trying to ensure he remains at the top. It essentially makes him a Bugs Bunny-tier toon-force wielder with an extremely sadistic streak.
The only ways you can really counter such toon force are by either A. refusing to participate in whatever scheme he tries to involve you with or B. counter his Calvin Ball antics at the beginning with your own that completely overpower him or lead him down a path you desire.
Plan A plays into the classic weakness shared by both Cartman and Bugs Bunny being an omnicient tormentor of their foes so long as they are the ones antagonizing them first and continue to provide pushback against them. However, when they are the initial instigators against someone it usually backfires (i.e. the Tortoise that Bugs tried to beat in a race in classic Looney Toons episodes). Their success is rare because, according to the karmic laws of toon-force, allowing an instigator of that power level to win against someone of lower stature that didn't even want to be involved usually doesn't come off as funny. It just seems cruel and and mean-spirited from the viewers' perspective.
All Batman would need to do in this plan is simply exist in South Park and be as passive as possible towards whatever schemes Cartman tries to force him to be involved with. And if Cartman does get him involved, Batman should engage in a form of malicious compliance that disrupts his thought process and sows the seeds of growing anger and frustration. After a certain point, Cartman will implode under the weight of his own schemes and Batman will be able to say he was only playing along as Cartman had wanted.
Plan B (aka the Anti-Calvin Ball) is the more active strategy and involves overwhelming Cartman's scheme at the start through maximum force. The best example of this is when Cartman tried blackmailing PC Principal with false child assault evidence. Principal flatout ignored Cartman's implied threats, choosing instead to focus on something completely unrelated to the trap Cartman was trying to lead him into, and unleashed a full-scale beat down on him for reasons Cartman didn't even have time to comprehend.
Essentially, this plan involves smothering Cartman's sadistic game before it has time to properly begin. It still needs Cartman to be the initial instigator, but I could see Batman being able to win by thwarting Cartman before his scheme has time to gain momentum. From there, he just has to bring Cartman into his own game, not give him the time to understand any of the rules, then rapidly escalate the pace of play so he can't recover.
I was hoping batman would have pointed out Cartman's true weakness is tapping him on the neck Cesar Millan style.
I would love to see how the SCP Foundation would react to South Park.
The entire town… They would contain the entire town, evacuate as many redeemable people as possible, and have the most morally good members of the Foundation adopt them if they’re kids, or give them jobs at a place full of Safe-class objects if they’re adults.
Well in bad future Butters was in scp cell. He could sell you anything
Bro, now I want to watch a Batman X South Park animated movie.
Don't forget he once almost abuse a religious war Jewishs vs Cristians. I remember only The Dog Whisperer was able to somewhat control him.
Contingency plan code: Cowabunga or Turtle Power
Subject: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Contingency plan code: Chew bubble gum or Balls of Steel
Subject: Duke Nukem
Contingency Plan: Guardian Angel
Subject: Mysterion, aka Kenny McCormick
Batman, the real threat is Manbearpig tbh, that thing defeated Satan himself! Also Satan is actually a really cool guy in Southpark, most of the time he is just giving good advice.
Cartman came up with the Woodland Critters, if he frees them from Imagination Land Batman, hell the Justice League is in trouble
Contingency plan for the Swat Kats please
I really hope this gets made into a video. But what would be the Code Name?
@@brokenbridge6316 oh that is easy: The Radical Squadron
@@adwrath---Awesome
Wouldn't it be wild if The Joker was Cartmen's bio dad, and Cartmen is the reason The Joker became The Joker?
Contingency plan code:The Almighty Taimanin
Subject: Igawa Asagi
Oohhh are you sure you want to bring this one up?
@@leonardobordignon7452 yep
@@dragonking7585 I imagine batman would feel pretty revolted by some of the stuff that happens there