"The Fat Bastard" (1953)

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[Instrumental intro]
[Chorus]:
They call me the fat bastard
Cuz I weigh 4 hundred pounds
And no belt fits me
They can't wrap all the way around
And the diners done banned me
From even walkin' in
They see me and they go
There's that big ass bastard again
[Verse]:
People say, I need to lose weight
Or else I'll meet my end
But I can't deny, the food on my plate
I don't care if my chairs and bed bend
[Chorus]:
They call me the fat bastard
Cuz I weigh 4 hundred pounds
And no belt fits me
They can't wrap all the way around
And the diners done banned me
From even walkin' in
They see me and they go
There's that big ass bastard again
[Verse]:
I gotta turn sideways, when I walk in the door
Each step I take, caves in the floor
People snicker and laugh, I hear what they say
But there's a sale on cookie dough, get the fuck out my way
Chorus]:
They call me the fat bastard
Cuz I weigh 4 hundred pounds
And no belt fits me
They can't wrap all the way around
And the diners done banned me
From even walkin' in
They see me and they go
There's that big ass bastard again
(Let's wobble a while)
[Instrumental break]
Chorus]:
They call me the fat bastard
Cuz I weigh 4 hundred pounds
And no belt fits me
They can't wrap all around
And the diners done banned me
From even walkin' in
They see me and they go
There's that big ass bastard again
[ALL LYRICS WRITTEN BY ARTY RECORDS]