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  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 4 роки тому +2430

    I was expecting many things from the flesh realm ...
    Not Jared going cottagecore

  • @dude59974
    @dude59974 3 роки тому +968

    3:28 Jared Hopworth, attempting to make a homophobic joke. And backfiring, so he just sheepishly changes the subject.
    Ah, classic.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +167

      "WhO's ThIs, YoUr BOYFRIEND??"
      "yes"
      "...oh"

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee Рік тому +50

      ​@@broblerone413he was too stunned to speak

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 2 роки тому +1318

    Jared trying to mock Jon and Martin by asking if they’re boyfriends and Jon going “yes, actually” MADE MY DAY. Thank you for that 😌

  • @Maskami
    @Maskami 3 роки тому +1103

    'Alexander J Newall as Martin Blackwood and Jared Hopworth'
    WHAT
    EXCUSE ME

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint 2 роки тому +58

      Yep.

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 2 роки тому +136

      Alex is a god at voice acting, it would seem

    • @reluctantlysmol4274
      @reluctantlysmol4274 2 роки тому +75

      that must have been fun to record

    • @ellac613
      @ellac613 2 роки тому +24

      what whu huh how?!!?

    • @alecsarcade555
      @alecsarcade555 Рік тому +96

      Really funny story. They had originally someone else meant for the role, but they could never get scheduling done properly. The time came and passed and so the only thing they could do was for Alex to do the original voice and come back as needed.

  • @victory_snow8220
    @victory_snow8220 3 роки тому +1376

    I love how Jon was all like "well yes actually, this is my boyfriend. What are you gonna do about it?"

    • @Rolan7196
      @Rolan7196 3 роки тому +170

      It's so sweet how Martin's stammering and Jon cuts in definitively like that. Particularly... so soon after the Lonely episode ;_;

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 роки тому +138

      YESSSSSS. And also the way Jared's response is just a quick "Oh." and then no further comment is made about it. Like "Oh, okay. I wasn't expecting that but okay. No judgement here."

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 2 роки тому +124

      @@twigthetroll9279 he might be an eldritch abomination, but he's not a _monster_

    • @tommis_crazy_youtube
      @tommis_crazy_youtube 2 роки тому +20

      Right it’s like the fucking best

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 2 роки тому +8

      Call me gay??

  • @samanthamansfield6693
    @samanthamansfield6693 4 роки тому +970

    Jared: *speaks*
    Me: oh nonono noooo, I forgot

    • @orencohen9635
      @orencohen9635 3 роки тому +152

      second episode to date I needed the transcribe for (first was Jared's testimony)

    • @TomEllisLovesU
      @TomEllisLovesU 3 роки тому +17

      Same

    • @Murakilok
      @Murakilok 3 роки тому +17

      Now THIS comment made me laugh 🤣 mooooood

    • @idkwhattoputhere5541
      @idkwhattoputhere5541 6 місяців тому +13

      its cuz hes played by alexander j newall and they cant have him sound too similar to martin.

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 3 місяці тому +14

      @@idkwhattoputhere5541 I know it was without a doubt done in takes of one character then the other, but I like to imagine that Alex is just sitting there playing Martin, then Jared, then Martin, then Jared, just having a conversation with himself in the most drastically different voices possible.

  • @macabrecitrus2127
    @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +1328

    Apocalypse boyfriends taking a stroll through a meat garden and ending homophobic gym bully existence to spice things up.
    10/10, very romantic

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 2 роки тому +19

      Glorious

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 2 роки тому +16

      Verili and Dante vibes

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +49

      if you don't do this with your partner, are you even in love?

    • @moonfall5124
      @moonfall5124 Рік тому

      We love ending homophobic gym bullies while having a date in the meat garden

  • @BionicLelak100
    @BionicLelak100 3 роки тому +667

    Forget zodiac signs, game of thrones and hogwarts houses,
    What is *your* Mortal Garden flower?

    • @cieniolubna
      @cieniolubna Рік тому +22

      Lilly of the damned if I'm honest
      What about you?

    • @robinoberg2886
      @robinoberg2886 Рік тому +13

      Gristlebloom Orchid, or Lily of the Damned, depending on the situation

    • @bunnysenpai7471
      @bunnysenpai7471 11 місяців тому +3

      Lilly of the damned unfortunately

    • @Marco_Polo360
      @Marco_Polo360 11 місяців тому

      ​@@cieniolubnasame

    • @Boinkess
      @Boinkess 11 місяців тому +5

      Bone rose and or Lily of the Damned

  • @neither_emonor_punk9355
    @neither_emonor_punk9355 2 роки тому +914

    like how The Flesh episode, as gruesome as always, is basically "here's some tips on gardening but if the plants were people that hated themselves"
    everytime Jon smites a monster I can only hear *ceaseless watcher turn your GAYS upon this thing*

    • @cyrilltate7065
      @cyrilltate7065 Рік тому +105

      And indeed, the Ceaseless Watcher did turn its finest gays upon the thing

    • @katg5746
      @katg5746 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HereKittyKitty1989
      @HereKittyKitty1989 Рік тому +7

      And now me as well lol

    • @ghoulishffx
      @ghoulishffx 9 місяців тому +10

      STOP THATS ALL IM GONNA HEAR NOW

    • @alphacode5
      @alphacode5 4 місяці тому +2

      lol

  • @CatBATd4rklycu73
    @CatBATd4rklycu73 4 роки тому +756

    Wait, you're telling me sweet, voice of a squishy angel Alex Newall was the voice of Jared Hopworth THIS WHOLE TIME?!

    • @belalima9908
      @belalima9908 3 роки тому +17

      Yep 🥺

    • @F0rsythi4
      @F0rsythi4 3 роки тому +23

      Lol I keep forgetting, someone said it ima. Previous episode but I completely forgot lol

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +42

      Look up his AMA vid on ytb, another voice crime in here. This man has some crazy vocal chords

    • @Murakilok
      @Murakilok 3 роки тому +17

      Blasphemy! (But also damn impressive)

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Рік тому +6

      Voice acting is amazing

  • @pianoguy222
    @pianoguy222 3 роки тому +939

    Huh. The Flesh also feeds on self-loathing. That's a really interesting facet that I hadn't considered before, but it makes a lot of sense. It's only a short distance from being afraid that we're mere meat to being afraid that *your* meat is worse.

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 3 роки тому +44

      It’s like anorexia, but cutting off bits of yourself instead of staving yourself

    • @chaineddepths9523
      @chaineddepths9523 2 роки тому +20

      It feeds the feeling that your flesh isn't correct.

    • @gaypanicatthewrongdisco912
      @gaypanicatthewrongdisco912 Рік тому +21

      "afraid that your meat is worse"

    • @jamdeluxe7456
      @jamdeluxe7456 Рік тому +24

      the hatred of ones body, the thought that ones natural self is wrong

    • @Protoplanetary_Dust
      @Protoplanetary_Dust 4 місяці тому +4

      Overall, if it feeds dehumanization, it feeds the flesh.

  • @ragnar3434
    @ragnar3434 3 роки тому +668

    This one is heartbreaking. Jared, at his core, is the avatar of body dismorphia. Honestly, Jon, did you really need vengeance for the rib? It was payment for services rendered, and hell, he even offered to give it back. Jared is evil but so is everything else now, and honestly, for a point of comparison, cop-daisy wasn't exactly anybody's hero either. Imagine how rare mercy is in the world as it is now.

    • @toastghost9145
      @toastghost9145 3 роки тому +188

      I don't think it was revenge, really. I don't know exactly how to put my thoughts on it, but it felt like something between a mercy and a compulsion.

    • @lucassevey5989
      @lucassevey5989 Рік тому +52

      I don't even think it was for the rib maybe a little but like Martin said there evil awful things that only care about hurting people

    • @dianaquill9969
      @dianaquill9969 Рік тому +48

      @@lucassevey5989 Yeah, he's killed like over 20 to 40 people if I remember right. Any mercy for Jared for me died when he killed the like, maybe 3rd person. But these are monsters now. They feed off of people's fear and anxiety. His presence here is proof of that. One fewer avatar that kills people is one fewer murderer. No one else can physically hurt these beings and enact some kind of justice.

    • @samanthadiaz2318
      @samanthadiaz2318 2 місяці тому +4

      are you hearing the noises in the background?? this people are wailing in excruciating pain, and Jared was doing this exact thing before the Eye Opened as well! his body dysmorphia as a human doesn't justify him feeding off of the same fear of countless others
      he does seem softer(ha) than all of the other monsters because of the deal and the birds chirping but don't let the pleasant garden imagery fool you, he IS The Flesh, not Jared

    • @ragnar3434
      @ragnar3434 2 місяці тому

      @@samanthadiaz2318 I called him evil

  • @elliottgaylord6212
    @elliottgaylord6212 3 роки тому +458

    It's interesting how The Flesh seems to tie in with body dysmorphia...... It has now moved up to second place on the list of Powers That Would Make A Nice Snack Out Of Me

    • @elliottgaylord6212
      @elliottgaylord6212 3 роки тому +58

      It may be number one now actually.... I always thought The Lonely would be the one to grab me but I felt this episode in my soul and it was terrifying

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 2 роки тому +5

      @@elliottgaylord6212 same

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 2 роки тому +12

      @@elliottgaylord6212 This is my third listen through and when mixed with my bad head, it gave me the most delicious panic attack. When the time comes, I think I'll just make a deal with The End and vibe with Oli.
      That or, at this point, I'd probably be passed around each entity.

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +314

    I like to imagine that the mouth whistling and the mouth he speaks from are different mouths.

    • @ksglitch6463
      @ksglitch6463 2 місяці тому +5

      Horrific visual. Thanks.

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 4 роки тому +630

    Episodes that makes me thankful for this being only a podcast:

  • @parasitone0814
    @parasitone0814 4 роки тому +966

    "who's that your boyfriend?"
    "actually yes"
    Boys I am proud to say that soon there will be a wedding the wedding of Mahtin Blackwood and Jonathan Sins what I am trying to say *I LOVE EM THEY ARE SO CUTE*

  • @semi_enigma
    @semi_enigma 3 роки тому +574

    Why do I imagine Jared just sitting there all happy as Jon Talks?
    Edit: I am also internally screaming this entire episode.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +62

      i imagine him sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, all serene and shit

    • @oburci9596
      @oburci9596 Рік тому +18

      I imagined him sitting on some nearby ledge swinging his leg smiling and all

    • @JartinVartinJlackwood
      @JartinVartinJlackwood Рік тому +41

      Jon: prepare to be smote
      Jared: Ok big bro but before you and your boyfriend kill me can you tell me another bedtime story
      Jon: sure buddy _pulls open the goremanac_

    • @MrGeneralHeavy
      @MrGeneralHeavy Рік тому +21

      @@broblerone413 a small fleshy butterfly lands on his finger, and he brings it up to his face to look at it, and it just, like, screams, and flies off

    • @undergnomes6248
      @undergnomes6248 10 місяців тому +9

      Picture him also wearing gardener clothes hat included while munching on a bone and going "yerp that's how you dur it" as Jon describes the making of these horrid flowers

  • @abimungunkhet2748
    @abimungunkhet2748 4 роки тому +1078

    I really wanna SEE this episode. Like, watch it. I wanna see what's happening and it's driving me crazy.

    • @pLanetstarBerry
      @pLanetstarBerry 4 роки тому +121

      If I ever get back into drawing it would be fun to make an animatic for it. I have some very specific ideas over how everything looks and designs for plants not even mentioned. Like some spiky, Lupine inspired flowers where the blossoms are teeth. When I used to draw, monsters and body horror were my favorite things to sketch so this episode would be a fun way to get back into it.

    • @jazmindodds
      @jazmindodds 3 роки тому +53

      @@pLanetstarBerry If you end up doing this, please please share it! Body horror scares me more than anything, so this episode left to my imagination was not easy to listen to. However, the concept is so interesting that I would love to see others' interpretations!

    • @sarahmccausland7035
      @sarahmccausland7035 3 роки тому +16

      @@pLanetstarBerry YES I will SO watch that

    • @Jazzisa311
      @Jazzisa311 3 роки тому +19

      @@pLanetstarBerry So did you ever get around to making it? I still seriously would love to see an animation of this...

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +12

      same i've never wanted to see an episode more than this one (i mean, except for maybe the Unknowing one)

  • @beltaya276
    @beltaya276 4 роки тому +596

    this episode was so cottagecore!!!

    • @debbiebishop86
      @debbiebishop86 4 роки тому +69

      ghfhfj jared's a cottagecore softboy

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 4 роки тому +44

      Please keep the flesh garden far, far away from cottage core

    • @possessedpeach4455
      @possessedpeach4455 4 роки тому +52

      @@glumbortango7182 idk man, flesh garden seems pretty cottage core to me
      ...yep

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +23

      Freaky cottage core but still

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +9

      @Topple This. This is the comment. We can end the internet now.

  • @devaughnp.4721
    @devaughnp.4721 3 роки тому +226

    Gonna ask Jared to give me top surgery
    (And 4 arms)

    • @willgrx5055
      @willgrx5055 3 роки тому +38

      jared for transmascs

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 3 роки тому +5

      YEESSS ✌️Emby tho

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 3 роки тому +18

      I feel so damn called out, lol. On the bright side, he probably wouldn't ask much in return since he already gets to keep the bits for himself.

    • @bunnysenpai7471
      @bunnysenpai7471 11 місяців тому +2

      Cheers to that

    • @AutumnF
      @AutumnF 9 місяців тому +6

      Jared is a trans ally but will definitely meet you at the shadiest alleyway or building available. My top surgery appointment was meant to be at an old hospital, sadly Jared isn’t with us anymore. R.I.P. Jared Hopworth (although he did kinda deserve it)

  • @fluffsnake
    @fluffsnake 4 роки тому +458

    why isn't Martin more worried at the "Ceasless Watcher, drink your fill!" thing skskfhksd

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 роки тому +135

      i mean.... can u blame him? kinda hot ngl 👀

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 4 роки тому +114

      The world has just ended and everything has gone to hell, sometimes you take the weapons you can get. And I think Martin by now actually enjoys seeing the people suffer that did such terrible things to him and others. I doubt he is still really sane

    • @Elaizel
      @Elaizel 4 роки тому +64

      Plus Martin saw John smite two other avatars, and he said he didn't have a problem with taking down evil avatars that were torturing people

    • @achnav3762
      @achnav3762 3 роки тому +112

      You mean kill-This-man-because-I-am-jealous Martin? Going all kill bill was his idea.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +30

      Uh probably because Martin is also loopy
      I know I would be if I was stuck in a Lovecraftian hellscape

  • @frankatronx8041
    @frankatronx8041 3 роки тому +213

    Jared Hopworth is such an interesting character. He's like, the jobber of the flesh. He'll work with anyone, for anyone and even doesn't mind dying all that much.
    Unlike any of the others he doesn't beg, not even a bit, just asks if it can be prevented and accepts it when Jon says it can't.
    For Jared I think it's about the work. He's found his happiness in what he does and doesn't seem to like getting involved with the others on a big picture scale. Even when he was hired to kill them he decided it would be too much bother.
    Easily and strangely the most agreeable of monsters.

    • @alecsarcade555
      @alecsarcade555 Рік тому +11

      It makes sense, in a way. Working is a virtue of what the body does, especially according to the standards of our culture. Working on oneself is all we can ever do, both intentionally or unintentionally. For him to be so agreeable means he's just another body for the function, for the cause, to be another cog in the machine. That's how I see it, anyhow. There's a quote he gives before he dies to John's revenge, he doesn't mind. He calls it life. "Just people using each other up." I really think it doesn't bother him because in the end he is fulfilling a function that bodies are meant for.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Рік тому +11

      ​@@alecsarcade555 If you see the new horror-filled world as a body, he's just like a fat cell. Food storage. Reserves for when another organ (like... an eye, perhaps?) needs nourishment. like how our cells can't really complain when our body kills them and recycles them. I think ur right that he feels as tho he's just fulfilling his purpose.

    • @sarahmchugh4169
      @sarahmchugh4169 Рік тому +1

      The End guy wasn't worried about dying either

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 7 місяців тому

      Nope. I will never forget that Jared bullied a former friend because that friend went to college, all for a nerdy library job. And that wasn't enough. Jared then hunted him down and murdered him. Not for Flesh, but himself.
      This Fandom has some of the most shallow morals.

    • @starrycharacter
      @starrycharacter 4 дні тому

      And that's why he's one of my favorite characters (yes I know he's still a terrible person but I love him he's so silly goofy)

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 4 роки тому +582

    did jared rly offer to give jon his rib back and jon brushed it off?? i mean, i suppose a couple missing ribs are no bother for the all powerful avatar of the ceaseless watcher, but still

    • @raeganellsworth5752
      @raeganellsworth5752 4 роки тому +101

      Prolly would hurt to have it put back and it doesn't hurt now lol

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 3 роки тому +71

      I don't think it's a good idea to take something like that back from someone like that. Who knows what would happen.

    • @juniper-moss
      @juniper-moss 3 роки тому +44

      I mean if it was me, Jared could absolutely keep that rib, I would not want it back - who knows what would happen 😬 Nope

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +21

      @@juniper-moss
      I would want it back to keep the other one company

    • @juniper-moss
      @juniper-moss 3 роки тому +6

      @@macabrecitrus2127 fair enough

  • @baronDioxid
    @baronDioxid 3 роки тому +253

    Man, those Jared episodes really make the transcripts worthwhile for non-native speakers!

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe Рік тому +37

      and for native English speakers with audio difficulties! :)

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Рік тому +2

      Literally

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn Рік тому +4

      As a Portuguese speaker (Brazil), agreed!

    • @cjshattered2293
      @cjshattered2293 5 місяців тому +5

      Even if someone who only speaks English I still needed the transcript

  • @Oradorus
    @Oradorus 2 роки тому +119

    I play a homebrew class in D&D called a necrobotanist and this is exactly how I would describe the vibe of the class. I love this great fucked up imagery.

    • @MagnaFae
      @MagnaFae Рік тому +8

      That sounds rad as hell. Necromancy as a school of magic is so conceptually versatile, and yet people so often fall back on the same imagery with their characters. Nice to see someone do something more creative with it.

  • @Speckaboo
    @Speckaboo 3 роки тому +183

    Honestly, props to my man Jared for doing Martin a solid and not attacking his boyfriend before they killed him

  • @toothclown
    @toothclown 4 роки тому +183

    Damn I'm being called out by a flower

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +9

      A flower made out of meat, no less.

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors 2 роки тому +156

    My interpretations of the victims:
    Reese/Gristle Bloom Orchid:
    Insecure & self-hatred
    Patricia/Bone Rose:
    Anorexia
    Cutaway Tulip:
    Plastic surgery addiction
    Maeve/Lily of the Damned:
    Over awareness of body and body dysmorphia

    • @hoominbeeing
      @hoominbeeing 2 роки тому +25

      My interpretation:
      Gristle bloom:
      It seems to get bigger and bigger to take over everything. So I'd imagine body dysmorphia for getting swole.
      Bone rose: obsession with perfection and plastic surgery. Always requiring immense effort to keep up or your ego "shatters".
      Cutaway tulip: fear of aging and the degradation of your appearance associated. It's stated it gets harder to manage the bigger (older) it gets.
      Lily of the damned: fear of injury and mortality related to your own biology.

    • @thecassin8r
      @thecassin8r Рік тому +22

      I'm somewhere in the middle of you two but I think all of the flowers represent different kinds of dysmorphia. The gristlebloom orchid seems like a direct analog for the kind that gymbro-types feel with their sensitivity for being perceived as "small". The bonerose stands in for the opposite kind of dysmorphia, that feeling of "too large"-ness that results in disorders like anorexia and bulimia. The cutaway tulip is the kind of dysmorphia that only body modification feels like the solution to (which gets increasingly intensive as the body ages, as it gets harder to fight against your body's natural aging processes). And the lily of the damned is the dysmorphic horror that comes from reducing a person's mind? soul? being? down to just a body, or maybe the horror of feeling a disconnect between body and mind? This last one was kinda open-ended
      Man I think this was one of the episodes that really got me

    • @TheAntiChristsPlusOne
      @TheAntiChristsPlusOne 9 місяців тому +7

      I’ve always thought of it like this
      Gristlebloom: the strive to always be bigger, better, stronger, even if it destroys you you will do anything to be as strong as you think you need to be which turns out to be a never ending ladder of striving for an ever higher definition of perfection.
      Like the other commenter i feel it relates strongly to gymbros and this relatively new heavy pressure on men to be the best they can in both looks and strength and anything less is wrong and weak
      Bone rose: I have no better way to describe this than anorexia, or bulimia, or any other eating disorder that’s makes you want to do nothing more than get smaller and smaller and smaller until you finally reach a standard you are happy with, or you die.
      Cutaway tulip: the want to be something other than you are, you don’t know what, unlike the gristlebloom wants to be stronger and the bone rose wants to be smaller, it just wants to be something else in no particular direction than away from what it currently is, and it will maim and bite and claw and cut until it is finally happy with its form, until it grows tired of that one and begins its cycle again.
      Lily of the Damned: the want to be nothing, not to be dead but to be nothing. The pure hatred of existence in any other way than in mind and soul. For no particular reason does it hate its form so, it just hates it has a form to begin with and has no choice but to live and be stuck with it, or to die and be utterly gone in each and every way.

    • @ELIZABETHGAMA-er5hl
      @ELIZABETHGAMA-er5hl 3 місяці тому +6

      My interpretation:
      Gristlebloom orchide: bigorexia, need to grow bigger, references of gyms and the use of dehydration.
      Bone rose: anorexia/bulimia, need to be 'less' and being 'in the bones'
      Cutaway tulip: addiction to cosmetic procedures to be 'perfect' and to prevent 'ageing'
      Lily of the damned: disability or chronic illness, your body betraying you and no chance to escape

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 3 місяці тому +1

      @@hoominbeeing Yeah, I'm a bone rose myself :)

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 4 роки тому +334

    The garden feels reminiscent of Famine's restaurant in Good Omens (the book)
    Also Alex voicing both Martin and Jared in this one is great.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 роки тому +15

      you're right, it does. nice comparison

    • @gaiamritawhitright8890
      @gaiamritawhitright8890 4 роки тому +21

      i thought of Famine's restaurant in that one statement, the letter to Gertrude from Adelard Decker. when he's talking about that sort of Fun Fair where when you win a prize it's a bone and everyone was trying to suck the marrow from it and stuff

    • @AmazingAroAce
      @AmazingAroAce 3 роки тому +4

      omg you're right about the famine thing

    • @neriumdelusion
      @neriumdelusion 3 роки тому +3

      YEAH IT DOES !! also i’m glad there’s more good omens fans here wooo

  • @MisterPragmatic
    @MisterPragmatic 2 роки тому +54

    After an avatar of the flesh dies.
    Martin: "So what now?"
    John: "Carry on, I guess"
    Is that a carrion pun?!

  • @tomdekler9280
    @tomdekler9280 4 роки тому +173

    Ahhh, the beauty standards episode.

  • @forgottenmachine806
    @forgottenmachine806 3 роки тому +147

    My meat man is just gardening why did they have to do him like this

  • @philippak7726
    @philippak7726 2 роки тому +48

    fun fact, the song being whistled at the start is called "English Country Garden"

  • @lakejoseph6570
    @lakejoseph6570 4 роки тому +282

    This episode is so good !! I keep imaging Jared in like a gardening outfit w gloves n everything (for his many hands)

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 4 роки тому +59

      little straw hats on all of his various lumps..... 1567 knee pads... stray femur sticking out that he hangs a lil basket on..... daisy-patterned apron... im DEAD

    • @lakejoseph6570
      @lakejoseph6570 4 роки тому +23

      WeAreAirborne I must draw this immediately

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 4 роки тому +21

      @@lakejoseph6570 BRO if you do please link us

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +6

      The gloves are made of meat.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 роки тому +11

      He's wearing regency-era stays and one of those little milkmaid blouses with tracksuit bottoms and Adidas sneakers. I feel it.

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 3 роки тому +88

    When he started talking about how the rose must be kept under blinding light I just... they had to have consulted an actual dysmorphic for this one like that hits too close

  • @shroom6145
    @shroom6145 4 роки тому +119

    Falling off my chair realising that Alex had to voice both Jared and Martin

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 4 роки тому +245

    okay its definitely starting to feel like the fears are sliding into each other, like the burning house had mentions of toxic and mold, last episode gave me serious stranger/spiral vibes and this one also mentions mold and corruption again. idk what that means but i sure noticed it

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 4 роки тому +56

      My guess is, the closer to The Penopticon they get, the less distinct the lines between the fears become. They start to blend together more and more as they approach the center of it all, as it were. But that’s just a theory at the moment. 😊

    • @riversrieds5247
      @riversrieds5247 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheNitpickChick but that's just a theory! A TMA theory! ( I couldn't help myself sorry😔)

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +41

      Well, remember that there aren't distinct boundaries for the Fears. There are bits where they blend and mix and create all these beautiful new horrors. Most of the statements this season are all Extinction flavoured as well.

    • @imchoosingnottoexist6894
      @imchoosingnottoexist6894 2 роки тому +20

      I think that when the fears don't have to fight for dominance the distinctions matter less and less

    • @danielocegueda5513
      @danielocegueda5513 10 місяців тому +3

      NotThem's domain gave off Slaughter vibes, fearing that at any moment those around you will descend upon you and tear "you" apart

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 2 роки тому +68

    I am consistently in awe at Jonny’s creativity writing these. I never would’ve thought of something so devastatingly elegant for the Flesh. I never would’ve thought of a damnation such as this AT ALL. I don’t even know how to compliment it anymore, I feel like all I’ve been doing is commenting my praises of the writing every episode, xD. And Alex voicing Jared as well????? I never would’ve guessed if I hadn’t read a comment about it (I usually don’t stick around for the credits). That is some INCREDIBLE voice acting range.

  • @noahisageeksloth
    @noahisageeksloth 3 роки тому +154

    "It is loved by the hands that tend it, but that love sows only misery and fear.
    It is the worst place that has ever been beautiful, and it should not exist."
    This episode has wonderful imagery, the unsettling description of the garden in such a beautiful and terryfing way, is amazing! I really enjoyed it!
    I actually feared Jared a bit after the first time he was mentioned, don't really understand why, but the thought of malleable bones, made me so uneasy. Yet, as bad as it sounds, I think I actually like Jared's character... him simply being a devoted gardener in the apocalypse is so funny and almost nice!

    • @starrycharacter
      @starrycharacter 4 дні тому

      I really like him and I mean even Jon says that he usually only works with the willing (without full disclosure about what working with him entails but still) compared to other avatars he's somehow one of the best I mean sure he's like a bully but compared to some of the other avatars he looks like a saint

  • @AmazingAroAce
    @AmazingAroAce 3 роки тому +82

    IT GETS ME EVERY TIME HE INTONES "ceaseless watcher" IT GETS ME EVERY TIME its simultaneously so cool and somewhat worrying

  • @bulletmonkeyxp
    @bulletmonkeyxp 2 роки тому +37

    "And who's this? Your boyfriend?"
    "Actually yes."
    "Hm"

  • @pestilence.and.plague
    @pestilence.and.plague 3 роки тому +55

    I will willingly sell my body to the Flesh just to see a full "Mortal Garden" plant encyclopedia.

  • @gloomysunday9836
    @gloomysunday9836 3 роки тому +55

    The bone rose being the forced manifestation of disordered eating... poetic and so harsh in its truth

  • @frogwithknives3749
    @frogwithknives3749 3 роки тому +99

    This reminds me of a short story i wrote when i was ten, about two raccoons who trap their hunter in a giant pit in the earth, bury him, and then use his decomposing body as fertilizer

    • @anromeow
      @anromeow 3 роки тому +33

      .... was your ten year old self okay? 😭

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 3 роки тому +29

      @@anromeow NOPE! But my english teacher loved it

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +8

      I wanna read that tbh

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 3 роки тому +9

      @@macabrecitrus2127 im thinking about remaking it lol

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +13

      @@frogwithknives3749
      Drop a link if you do 👁

  • @tylerjseph2547
    @tylerjseph2547 6 місяців тому +6

    This episode is..... creatively terrifying. And also Jon saying that Martin is his boyfriend just made my day.

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster 4 роки тому +92

    I REALLY want to draw the flowers from this episode, but I doubt I could do them justice

  • @just.Athena
    @just.Athena 4 роки тому +97

    Interesting, Jared didn't seem... to be hurt at all by what Jon did. I wonder why.

    • @scottdick296
      @scottdick296 4 роки тому +26

      He's an avatar of meat. I guess getting butchered isn't that big of a deal for him.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 роки тому +53

      Being butchered is his kink

    • @devaughnp.4721
      @devaughnp.4721 3 роки тому +30

      @@emilybarclay8831 there are 2 types of people

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Рік тому +14

    I feel like Jared would enjoy feeling what he puts everyone else through

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 роки тому +58

    The idea with the flowers is so unsettling. Great mental picture

  • @jonahkaiser5876
    @jonahkaiser5876 3 роки тому +67

    still not over the fact that Jared is voiced by Alex
    also the mood and phrasing in this episode kind of reminds me of of Hannibal (the Tv series, naturally). Like ... I know it's awful and wrong and all that ... but it's still beautiful in a fascinating way

    • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
      @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 3 роки тому +9

      Take my like, good sir, for that Hannibal reference. You are absolutely right!

    • @jonahkaiser5876
      @jonahkaiser5876 3 роки тому +7

      @@Ace_Up_My_Sleeve one of the best shows out there

    • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
      @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 3 роки тому +8

      @@jonahkaiser5876Preach! Two words: artistic corpses. Beautiful and amazing show.

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah ! Lots of Hannibal vibes ! Dr Lecter would be proud !
      He would probably be a Flesh ruler too lol (and Will a Slaughter one ?)

    • @nirvanaclimo7386
      @nirvanaclimo7386 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@macabrecitrus2127 I know this was 2 years ago, but Will could also very well be the Eye with all his understanding through empathy

  • @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost
    @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost 3 роки тому +64

    I do like Jared Hopworth, he's got a air of fair play around him and has a sense of humour, seems almost trustworthy and I do love that voice Alex does for him + the accent, something something pun based around common saying relating to good bones/heart/organs and implying he has many to choose from

    • @starrycharacter
      @starrycharacter 4 дні тому

      He somehow became my favorite character even before season 4 and was one of the motivators for me to make my Magnus archives OC I don't know why but I really like the meat man

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 10 місяців тому +20

    Jared: Who's this, your boyfriend?
    Jon: Yes actually :)
    Jared:...
    Jared: I'm not really sure where to go with that.

  • @io_online
    @io_online 3 роки тому +23

    My face everytime that crunch/flesh noise happened:
    ................ ................
    ........0.... ........0..
    .............................

    • @daughtersstormcrow553
      @daughtersstormcrow553 2 роки тому +1

      The flesh made that noise as I was reading this and I made that exact same face

  • @teddyincorporated
    @teddyincorporated 4 роки тому +77

    I have no idea what Jared said and at this point im too scared to ask

  • @casvirgile
    @casvirgile 7 місяців тому +4

    I like to think Jared is happily sitting there all :3 and taking notes listening to Jon while Martin stands beside utterly appalled lmao

  • @r_r9894
    @r_r9894 2 роки тому +15

    the writing for the ed/body dysphoria plants is really well done. the lily of the damned is my favorite..
    "spirituality, afterlife, transhumanism, religion. all must be roundly dismissed or mocked" ouch :(

  • @missep1830
    @missep1830 3 роки тому +21

    Martin's "ooooohkay" when Jared got up makes me super want to see what was going on lol

  • @venusthebenus
    @venusthebenus 3 роки тому +42

    The one time I don’t read the content warnings IS THE ONE TIME I REALLY REALLY FUCKINF SHOULD HAVE

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 3 роки тому +34

    I didn't see a body image episode coming when we got to the domain of The Flesh but by god it a) made sense and b) hit hard.

  • @madam-mint
    @madam-mint 2 роки тому +15

    This episode is so friggin warped. It’s brilliant. Even the minor characters, the people groaning in the background, they really do sound like they’re being twisted into inhuman shapes. Also I heard somewhere that Alex does Jared’s voice without any effects added. Huh.

  • @maxmanning9301
    @maxmanning9301 2 роки тому +13

    As a fan of both horror and gore, as well as a fan of morbid art, I love this episode. The prompts these create are amazing

  • @kingofpoliwhirls7464
    @kingofpoliwhirls7464 2 роки тому +16

    This is definitely an interesting one. First off, the knowledge that The Flesh feeds on Body-Image issues is an interesting note that I'm sure most of us didn't realize. Secondly, Jared has always been one of my favorite avatars, primarily because of the whole aesthetic behind his powers. . . It almost felt like he was happy at the end. Unlike any of the others that John has smited before, there was no screaming, no cursing or pain. There were really only a small grunt of pain; I honestly want to believe that, even as the terror of his victims flowed through him, Jared still *enjoyed* it.

  • @jedimoon22
    @jedimoon22 4 роки тому +55

    Any time Jared shows up I have to turn on captions otherwise I can't understand a word he's saying :/

  • @noleeresto3473
    @noleeresto3473 4 роки тому +86

    Jared's voice always creeps me out

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 4 роки тому +17

      Can’t believe he and Martin are the same person

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 4 роки тому +5

      I can't understand him very well tbh

  • @jydeosaure6564
    @jydeosaure6564 3 роки тому +21

    I would love to see all the magnus archive episodes animated, the way that everything is described is increadible

  • @michaelheere2812
    @michaelheere2812 3 роки тому +32

    3:25 for the iconic line

  • @violetstellanova4470
    @violetstellanova4470 Рік тому +5

    As someone who struggles with skin-picking and perfectionism, this was one of the few episodes that genuinely disturbed me.

    • @vee-682
      @vee-682 Рік тому +1

      me too dude. mine is more dysmorphia and it’s getting better but this episode hit different

  • @thatoneguy8521
    @thatoneguy8521 2 роки тому +15

    The vile fact that I got an Arby's commercial before this

  • @nope84
    @nope84 3 роки тому +18

    WHY DID I BRIEFLY THINK THE TITLE SAID “ THE GENDER” ALDKFJJDJ

  • @danielocegueda5513
    @danielocegueda5513 10 місяців тому +2

    Translating from an animalistic to a human fear has had an interesting effect on the Flesh, similar to the hunt. Though I suppose the similarity should make sense considering they themselves are meant to be complimentary fears

  • @starsareglowing
    @starsareglowing 4 роки тому +22

    ooh this one definitely hurt but the way the imagery was described was just,, yeah wow

  • @1ntangibl384
    @1ntangibl384 2 роки тому +9

    im just imagining jared key just sitting in a rocking chair made of bones while jon reads out human plant cultivation notes

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 10 місяців тому +3

    I think this is officially my favourite episode of the Magnus archives ngl

  • @sparkledwater5545
    @sparkledwater5545 11 місяців тому +3

    This episode will always leave such an impression with me. The concept alone, a garden and flowers as analogies for different types of body disphoria, culmination tips ffs, and the description are so accurate and poetic. It all really drives home the point of the horror pf having a body but also the beauty that comes with it. Jaw is on the floor etc etc

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka 3 роки тому +19

    Jared Hopworth would have made a great Sarkhic Priest

  • @somnia268
    @somnia268 Рік тому +7

    not big man jared growing a little garden in his post apocalyptic domain

  • @renatamanzano6335
    @renatamanzano6335 3 роки тому +33

    In these episodes I really need the person that transcribes the audio, damn... Jared's so hard to understand sometimes

  • @tadasuko8935
    @tadasuko8935 Рік тому +5

    This is up there with The Piper as one of my favorite episodes.

  • @SteveHotline
    @SteveHotline 3 роки тому +11

    well! i wasn’t expecting to be emotionally eviscerated by a meat flower today but yknow

  • @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579
    @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579 6 місяців тому +2

    Jared: Who's this, your boyfriend?
    Jon: Yes, actually
    Jared: Oh.

  • @knightlyblues4050
    @knightlyblues4050 2 роки тому +15

    Oh thank god, I was getting SO NERVOUS for the Flesh episode because I thought it'd be like overly meat-y or farm like with its sound effects. Not to say I'm comfortable with the... garden, but it's not what I expected!!!
    I also like how Jared immediately gets shut down with the jab boyfriend joke. Like a Total Dude Gym Bro (tm) REALLY doesn't know how to respond when his offensive joke gets responded to with genuinity.

  • @joannemontano4074
    @joannemontano4074 2 місяці тому +1

    I actually really like Jared, everyone is really upset when they get ceaseless watchered or Jon just says they’re gonna die. Jared just kinda says yeah and waters his bone plants I can’t with him he’s so cute

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +11

    Oh hey! The Garden of my Insecurity! N e a t

    • @Eileen-d1i
      @Eileen-d1i Місяць тому

      Y A Y ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • @k0rny672
    @k0rny672 3 роки тому +15

    and this is why you read warnings in the desc

  • @nadiarey4196
    @nadiarey4196 8 днів тому +1

    "To be wanted you must be less."
    Welp. This stopped being horror and now it's heart-wrenching social commentary. But it's spot on and I guess that's the whole horror of the situation.

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka 3 роки тому +9

    something i just realized, all the people of influence marked by the powers that be, basically have their own corrupted versions of the Kekkei Genkai.

  • @RepublicaPopularNovaSilesia
    @RepublicaPopularNovaSilesia 9 місяців тому +4

    What a terrible day to have a mind's eye

  • @starsareglowing
    @starsareglowing 4 роки тому +8

    it's been almost a month since i listened to this episode and i still can't stop thinking about it

  • @doctordisco5814
    @doctordisco5814 2 роки тому +11

    Cottagecore more like CottageGore

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz 4 роки тому +32

    I just gotta say, I thought the Flesh would be another gross episode, I'm glad it's not.

  • @Drak_buddy
    @Drak_buddy Рік тому +3

    “Who is this? Your boyfriend?”
    “Yes actually”
    “Oh”

  • @jamdeluxe7456
    @jamdeluxe7456 Рік тому +5

    “your boyfriend?”
    “uh-“
    “yes, actually…”
    “…oh”

  • @PrinceSkeleton138
    @PrinceSkeleton138 5 місяців тому +2

    Jared is that weird horror I kind of respect.
    Because he threatens John, wants to put off that he is intimidating but he just kind of shrugs and backs down after Martin asks him not to hurt John. That he has already left his mark. He knows John's going to kill him and he does what he always does and asks for a favor. He wants something from John before it happens. He wants to hear about his garden. And it's kind of sickening and sweet at the same time?

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 Рік тому +3

    I have to admit, I didn't expect Jared to do cottage core but here we are.
    Can't blame him, cottage core is nice.

  • @cherrisoda892
    @cherrisoda892 2 роки тому +5

    Out of everything in this series I’m honestly fine with this one, i wanna be a pretty flower

  • @BrawnyBuddha
    @BrawnyBuddha 2 роки тому +5

    I'd love Jonathan to explain the theories about The Nether in Minecraft.

  • @thoughtsfromnobody1845
    @thoughtsfromnobody1845 2 роки тому +3

    I listen to these while working out.
    Struck a little true
    In the best shape of my life but the more I work out, the more I see the flaws that just need me to push myself just a little harder to remove.

  • @mayanah.2875
    @mayanah.2875 10 місяців тому +2

    Ok it was at this episode that I fell asleep listening to it and I dreamed an ending to magnus archive that was a happy and victorious but depending on the comments I dont think it will be😢

  • @FCHenchy
    @FCHenchy 10 місяців тому +1

    I love Jared's voice effect and bodily creaking.

  • @golesh-ow5dp
    @golesh-ow5dp Рік тому +2

    I would like to say - if apocalypse flowers work on a basis" as long as you are doing everything wrong, it would work" i would be an awesome gardener