The average Alcatraz experience

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  • Опубліковано 12 січ 2025

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  • @Bub_808
    @Bub_808 Рік тому +21

    Aqua deserves a reward for being 100 percent relateable and a 1 million subs

  • @sponge.YT28
    @sponge.YT28 Рік тому +5

    Talking to himself:
    Im done... Opens genshin.
    That got me 💀😂😂😂

  • @X1_YT
    @X1_YT Рік тому +7

    0:57 This transition killed me… 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YOURMOM123YT
    @YOURMOM123YT Рік тому +61

    Bro codm just knows how to ruin everything in br

  • @riffshe20
    @riffshe20 Рік тому +8

    SIMP, i can feel the joy draining as you upload each video

  • @lithmink4371
    @lithmink4371 Рік тому +5

    that first jack 12 kill was just jacking absurd

  • @batnosphere37
    @batnosphere37 Рік тому +3

    alca makes me scream in the inside and I do passionately hate it

    • @liamdamster
      @liamdamster Рік тому +1

      for me it's just the shotgun sweats

    • @batnosphere37
      @batnosphere37 Рік тому

      @@liamdamsterfor me its not even sweats anymore its just jak12 spammers

  • @HarunoKaori07
    @HarunoKaori07 Рік тому +2

    3:01 CODM 🧍‍♂️

  • @MADERA-YT
    @MADERA-YT Рік тому

    Same here... About a month ago everything was good now I get nothing but bot lobbies. It's getting annoying. I wanna play with pros!!!!!

  • @kingzero849
    @kingzero849 Рік тому

    😂😂😂simp getting jakked twice
    His reaction gets me😂😂

  • @mikemorency1795
    @mikemorency1795 Рік тому

    I hope you share the video of A7.SMOOTH ggs

  • @Solo-1ng
    @Solo-1ng Рік тому +8

    Remove jak-12 as ground loot!!!

    • @danieleromonsele
      @danieleromonsele Рік тому +2

      Jak12 isn't powerful at all as ground loot. Its only powerful when they are touching you directly. It hits for peanuts at any other range.

  • @HarunoKaori07
    @HarunoKaori07 Рік тому +2

    My man really started playing genshin😭

  • @Copycat217
    @Copycat217 Рік тому +1

    bro got trash stats for artifacts 😂 i feel your pain

  • @ohenetakyi7046
    @ohenetakyi7046 Рік тому +2

    He made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂😥

  • @KitttyEnvy
    @KitttyEnvy Рік тому

    I feel the pain of that HP% roll on that plume 😔

  • @leespes
    @leespes Рік тому

    Bro got Jack twice in a row 💀

  • @nathanminnie5435
    @nathanminnie5435 Рік тому +1

    Yo bro
    Can i pls play one or 2 games with you

  • @androplays12
    @androplays12 Рік тому

    bro started to play genshin💀

  • @janayalexander-my8cw
    @janayalexander-my8cw Рік тому

    fr and towards the end of the tournament everybody be playing tho

  • @christkid8522
    @christkid8522 Рік тому +1

    They need to make a fcking mode without classes and balance the games for people that are sweating they’re ass off like they are in a fcking tournament of there life and for people that are playing for the fun of it
    For god sake
    Even I play in bot lobbies or I’m in lobby’s full of sweats wtf

  • @imsogrown
    @imsogrown 3 місяці тому

    Blud got jakd off twice

  • @GosperTYVS
    @GosperTYVS Рік тому +2

    Back2Back Jakz 😮 dang !!! Alca this time around is Alcatrash got my legendary grinding it only because it’s full of bots , talk about Emotional Damage 😢 !!! 🔥❤️‍🔥🔥😎🤙🏼

  • @captainjohnny
    @captainjohnny 18 днів тому

    How bad luck can a human even have 😮

  • @ericroman9861
    @ericroman9861 Рік тому

    Why dont you play parkertheslayer anymore, i miss how yall played??

  • @MrClean_
    @MrClean_ Рік тому

    he switched to genshin😂😂😂

  • @itzAyyJay
    @itzAyyJay Рік тому

    watching this in 2x speed is so funny

  • @Touched-v6p
    @Touched-v6p Рік тому

    The most streamer ever❤😂

  • @shane.neal1
    @shane.neal1 Рік тому +1

    yoooo i played against jose and his camping buddy yesterday 😭

  • @1Kalvin_
    @1Kalvin_ Рік тому

    They are always jak-ing me off

  • @demonfriend3517
    @demonfriend3517 Рік тому

    Bruv i was straight up getting bot lobbies each game and maybe 1 real player every like 7-8 games

  • @afj3087
    @afj3087 Рік тому

    how u so smooth with the jetpack, i always get that weird joystick glitch

  • @Severnex
    @Severnex Рік тому

    Ah the s9 skin probably looks fire with your skin

  • @im_exhale
    @im_exhale Рік тому

    What phone do u use agn

  • @El__ANTI
    @El__ANTI Рік тому

    Play with me! XD

  • @mecca6801
    @mecca6801 Рік тому +1

    dam pesky shotgunners!!! I use the AA12, i gotta empty the whole mag. they use it, i get 1 shot-ed
    Have you played Bloodstrike yet?

  • @Revalaton
    @Revalaton Рік тому

    EYY simp what phone do you play on?

  • @SOULBLADE11
    @SOULBLADE11 Рік тому +1

    Rog device?

  • @TheResort777
    @TheResort777 Рік тому +5

    95% bot lobbies . They screwed up the matchmaking algorithm and this season has been laggy and buggy

    • @Alian10
      @Alian10 Рік тому

      yea I know all bots literally I haven't had a single game with 2 whole teams lol

  • @RockyPlastic
    @RockyPlastic Рік тому +5

    Not gonna lie, I would love to see a full genshin impact video❤

    • @user-rs7wq1du6y
      @user-rs7wq1du6y Рік тому

      not much happening as an end game player,, but would love to see what who he pulled n their builds tbh

  • @zingydesertyt2362
    @zingydesertyt2362 Рік тому +1

    Hi Simp. Long time no see in game. Alca pretty boty. Have a great day sir.

  • @Spektr69
    @Spektr69 Рік тому

    Alcatraz is very annoying or very very fun there's no balance

  • @rahulbarnwell1536
    @rahulbarnwell1536 Рік тому

    Bro tell me how i show at someone half my magazine of an oden and the mf only got like 25 damage 😂codm need to fix that shit .....i saw a guy climb a lather an shit up in the air as if he used quick strike in alcatraz

    • @brken_blndie
      @brken_blndie Рік тому

      Bro ive seen that a couple of times now too my dumb ass tried it and just landed back on the bottom of the ladder

  • @bee.ssamma
    @bee.ssamma Рік тому

    Why tf is bro still grinding emblem domain 💀

  • @dangerx7697
    @dangerx7697 10 місяців тому

    I wish that my boy Aqua simp and Parker would get in a lobby with me sometime. I forgot what the English language sounds like turn on my because every single Lobby you try to communicate with your team and it's a bunch of Spanish...... they should separate their regions for gameplay unless you choose to go somewhere and speak a different language if possible otherwise you might as well play by yourself cuz you can't understand a single thing

  • @OfficialPooYT
    @OfficialPooYT Рік тому

    Pain

  • @KumGovender
    @KumGovender Рік тому +2

    Most of my games are bot lobbies, 1 to 3 real squads and then just bots........on isolated and blackout and I'm legendary rank!!!!

  • @Zeno_69_
    @Zeno_69_ Рік тому +2

    I've never seen ur handcam
    Don't know if you're playing on phone or iPad

  • @sydneydecker6363
    @sydneydecker6363 11 місяців тому

    Had to leave this on 911 likes 😄😂

  • @FAKEGAMER-vl9kv
    @FAKEGAMER-vl9kv Рік тому

    literally no one asked for them to add jak 12 in ground loot

  • @MickFrosty
    @MickFrosty Рік тому +2

    First to comment, waiting on video to load on this slow phone 😆

    • @dwarfieyt
      @dwarfieyt Рік тому +1

      i know that feeling lmao

    • @zingydesertyt2362
      @zingydesertyt2362 Рік тому +1

      You need the iPhone 15.

    • @MickFrosty
      @MickFrosty Рік тому +1

      I need anything better than this glaxay a14 🤮🤮🤮 it's gotten me killed so many times in codm and I'm having to play everything at the lowest graphic settings just to be able to play. Oh and get this, I can't even screen record my games on it. Straight trash. 🗑

    • @zingydesertyt2362
      @zingydesertyt2362 Рік тому

      @@MickFrosty yeah,, sorry to hear that. We should hang. Add me. ZingyDesertYT

  • @Niktocod
    @Niktocod Рік тому

    Do air starfe and your name will be AirSimp ❤

  • @apeksh3063
    @apeksh3063 Рік тому

    pls use custom jak. that doesn;t make u bad DW

  • @xbeth305x
    @xbeth305x Рік тому

    one tapped by donald trump... me personally simp..

  • @Shahedin319
    @Shahedin319 Рік тому

    Yo broo

  • @cge_edwin
    @cge_edwin Рік тому

    😂

  • @dontbetoxic
    @dontbetoxic Рік тому

    SO MANY BOT LOBBIES THIS SEASON IT IS SO BORING

    • @dontbetoxic
      @dontbetoxic Рік тому +1

      😢 what is happening to Alcatraz

  • @RigxreMxrtis
    @RigxreMxrtis Рік тому

    👍

  • @term7661
    @term7661 Рік тому +7

    so many bot lobbies, they needa fix matchmaking

  • @naseefmankanjuu
    @naseefmankanjuu Рік тому

    All in favor of simp posting genshin impact instead of Codm say " I "

  • @cyzendyt
    @cyzendyt Рік тому

    Big Fan .. Pinnnn ❤️❤️🥹

  • @Sikezz_om
    @Sikezz_om Рік тому +1

    Simp you should play multiplayer ranked

  • @bumbeelegends7018
    @bumbeelegends7018 Рік тому

    Just play with random teamate

  • @far_dead
    @far_dead Рік тому

    Simp u gotta stop with the jak stories sometimes 💀💀

  • @STBTBTEBYRBWTVSNYEHTWNUR
    @STBTBTEBYRBWTVSNYEHTWNUR Рік тому

    I think ur getting bot lobbies bcuz ur a bot 🤔

    • @ApprovedSweat
      @ApprovedSweat Рік тому +1

      At least he’s better than you😅😂

    • @STBTBTEBYRBWTVSNYEHTWNUR
      @STBTBTEBYRBWTVSNYEHTWNUR Рік тому

      @codmyt1412 how would u know 🤔 and I'm probably not wrong tho and I also didn't ask for ur opinion it's that js something crazy whatttt

    • @ApprovedSweat
      @ApprovedSweat Рік тому

      Ignore the fact I took 3 weeks to reply on this but I checked your profile and saw how many comments you have done on this channel and one of them was that you needed help in getting grandmaster 3 cuz you’re a noob?

    • @ApprovedSweat
      @ApprovedSweat Рік тому

      I mean I respect you and I can help add me my user is *Ghost?*

    • @ApprovedSweat
      @ApprovedSweat Рік тому

      But also add this wierd symbol in the start and end *

  • @vrtisvnvl
    @vrtisvnvl Рік тому

    istg if only u could play on eu servers bro cus our lobbies r just sooo much more interesting and a lot sweatier

  • @h3ntaihunt3r
    @h3ntaihunt3r Рік тому

    I wanna see some genshin gameplay bro havent played that in awhile 😅

  • @nathanminnie5435
    @nathanminnie5435 Рік тому

    My name in the game is
    WTF@ci-fi