What Dumb Stuff Did You Do As A Kid? (r/AskReddit)
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when i was a kid i wrote my own ice cream recipe.
my mom has kept it to this day.(never tried it of course).
the recipe went something like this:
ingredients:
5 kilos of milk
10 kilos of ice
5 kilos of sugar
the we either add 10 kilos of chocolate either 10 kilos of strawberies or nothing at all(the last one was meant for vanilla ice cream).
we mix all the ingredients and put them in the refrigerator until the ice cream is ready.
10 KILOS OF ICE LMAO. IMAGINE EATING AN ICE CREAM AND FOR YOUR TEETH FALLS BECAUSE YOU ATE ICE
mom im hungry let me get something from the *REFRIDGERATOR*
That's so cute!
O...k?
As soon as I read “somehow I find out that a girl in the first grade has a terrible pollen allergy” i immediately knew where this was going
I feel so bad for the little girl 😭
When I was like 4, one day at preschool before winter break, Santa came and visited us. I don’t know what we did with him, but I remember him saying while he was leaving that he rode his sleigh, and you could see him leaving if you watched through the window. Of course, excited as hell to see Santa’s sleigh, I sat by the window FOR LIKE A FUCKING HOUR AND WAITED. Of course, he never came. My disappointment was immeasurable, and I cried when my mom came to pick me up.
I’m still very pissed about this.
You were lied to. Lies are not cool.
You probably looked out the wrong window chief.
Oh, I did so many stupid things. One of the biggest was when I watched my cat go down the stairs headfirst, so I thought to myself 'hey, I should do that too!' I went tumbling down the stairs. The worst part was that my stairs were curved and had a solid wall along the curve.
Another time, my parents asked me what to name our new cat, and I just said the first object I saw, which happened to be a container of hand soap. Yes, I tried to name my cat soap.
Did you name the soap cat "Bubbles"?
@@johnvanegmond1812 Nah, we ended up naming him Loki, which was a mistake. I swear, their names have a connection to their personality 'cause he was such a jerk. I wish we had named him Bubbles.
@@thecoreofmagic Ha! :)
When I was 4 my mom walked into the bathroom and found me “washing my feet” in the toilet.
I’ve done the same as a kid before 😂
when i was a kid i used to think that geisha was a other word for lesbian.
let me explain,i am greek. in greek language several words are feminized by adding the -isha in the end(that is just one of the many ways they are feminized),so i thought that geisha was a feminized version of the word gay therefore it was an other word for lesbian.
I thought it was a mountain, I was a stupid child
When I was a kid I stuck some crayons up my nose. Oof
When i was a child i stuffed my arms in pillow cases (with pillows in them) and pretended I was a prisoner of the marshmallow kingdom.
When I was a kid I put my finger in an outlet
Then I did it again to make sure that’s what I felt. I was shocked to say the least
Ba-dum, tiss
That Hertz
oh wow
12:47
My mom told me something similar. Apparently she was counting her money and was holding a nickle inbetween her teeth when someone (I don't remember who, all I know is that it was a family member) told a joke which made her laugh...and caused her to swallow the nickle...she ended up going to the doctor's and they told her to just wait for her to poop it out...apparently she had to literally check her poop every time in order to make sure it actually came out and didn't get stuck or something...she says that she still has it somewhere to this day because the guy who made her laugh washed it off and put it in a picture frame with a piece of paper saying "Giggle, giggle, gulp!"
I dunno how 'dumb' it was, but one time, I wanted to take a shower and my mom said I wasn't allowed because I showered the day before, so I went to the nearby playground that had a ditch at one side that split the playground and backyards from nearby houses. It wasn't watery, but it was incredible MUDDY! You can probably already guess what I did? I JUMPED into that ditch, still fully clothed and I started COVERING myself with wet goopy mud, just caking it on, soaping up my hair with it, washing my clothes with it, just turning into a walking mudcake! I got out of the ditch and walked home with this huge smirk on my face thinking I found a loophole in mom her reasoning and now that I was dirty, I could shower!
My mom was shocked! She made me undress in the garage and promptly put me under the shower, MY PLAN WAS A SUCCESS!
... Technically correct?
@@0_dearghealach_083 I wonder how old I was...I wanna say I was 13 at the oldest lol
Tried to mimic something I read from a children's book by putting peas into my nostrils. They remained stuck there for like a week or two until I sneezed them out. Ended up getting alot of nosebleed during the time.
There's a reason why some shows tells you "Don't try this at home!" while showcasing some awesome insane stunts, kids.
Hope it wasn't a heavy nosebleed. 😢
My sister was having a friend stay over one night when my niece walked in the living room and announced, "ooOOo we gon be lesbians tonight!" My sister's jaw dropped as she asked my niece if she knew what lesbian meant; to no one's surprise she did not. My sister had to explain what a lesbian was after that.
There was a time I took Melatonin to help me sleep. I always took 2-3. I never felt satisfied so I would take like five, I did it for a few days till my mother saw what I was doing and explained how this could literally kill me... yeah I found out how accidental addiction worked.
Holy crap.
Are you alright now??
@@0_dearghealach_083 lol yeah I'm good ty
She lied to you. Taking too much melatonin can’t kill you, or even make you fatally sick, however a melatonin overdose can make you feel sick, it can’t kill you. There have been two possible deaths, but in both caused the deaths could’ve had other causes, and both were babies. And there’s no evidence it’s addictive either.
The one with the kid with the money made me really sad
the kid who put cake in their ears😂😂😂
I once got my hand stuck in a petting zoo fence and a goat started nibbling on it🐐
Did it hurt
@@SaikiKFann to this day they have not found his hand
When I was little I took a leak in a toilet on display in a department store.
I picked up a single razor blade from my father’s shaving stuff ). I walked into the bedroom, then opened my hand, which had a very long cut. The dumb part was that I didn’t tell anyone because I was afraid of getting in trouble.
I used to meow, purr, hiss, grow my nails out so that they looked like those really long fake nails and call them my claws, ECT.
...Oh who am I kidding...I still do (well, aside from the nail thing...I want to but after an experience with a really bad gel nail polish my nails have been too fragile and just break...) even though I'm turning 18 this month...that being said I only do it at home now and it's usually reflexes...as in, I meow when I yawn/stretch (don't ask, I honestly don't know...I just know I've been doing this for at least 10 years...), make scared cat noises whenever I'm surprised, and apparently I sometimes sound like I'm making cat noises when I mutter under my breath....you get the point...)
In my defense I was practically raised by my cats when I was little (i.e. I spent more time with them than my actual family) so I ended up picking up a lot of cat-like behavior...that and I'm slightly autistic so that probably also had something to do with it...
5:14 oml that's just me when I was 6, feeling really abused for being told "no" gosh, I was such a drama queen
When I was 4, I was really obsessed with Zhu Zhu Pets. One day, I was on UA-cam and I found a video called 'How To Color Your Zhu Zhu Pets With Markers Tutorial.' Then I decided to color my Zhu Zhu Pets with markers.
I thought you would end up making it explode or something
1:14
Omg...this reminds me of this one time when me and my younger brother (4 years younger) were in elementary school...we had ordered pizza and were just casually eating when my brother noticed a pepper lying on the inside of the box...so he grabbed it and before my mother could warn him he stuck pretty much the entire thing in his mouth...turns out it was a jalapeno pepper and a few seconds later he was screaming for water and flailing his arms and legs...he got up and ran into the kitchen and literally started putting his mouth under the sink and drinking from the sink as my mom got some milk out of the fridge for him (which confused him at first since he thought water would be better) and he ended up drinking half the carton strait from the carton....meanwhile I'm just sitting at the dinner table literally crying of laughter (yeah, I know...kind of mean but 1. I'm a bit of a partial sadist (just as long as it isn't anything too serious/isn't someone I'm extremely close to--not that I don't necessarily care about my brother but I'm a bit autistic and let's just say apparently my thought process of how a typical sibling relationship is supposed to be is a bit...off...so our relationship is a bit strained...) and 2. It was hilarious watching him screaming for water while flailing around like one of those inflatable mascots or whatever they are that you see at car dealerships/car washes/whatever...)
Several years later we found another jalapeno pepper And my brother ended up making me eat some of it...well...seeing as how I remembered his reaction I just ate around the outside of the pepper bit ended up biting off the very top of a seed and...well....let's just say I've got incredibly sensitive tastebuds (i.e. I can't even eat normal (as in, not even really mild) sausages unless it's a certain type because it's too spicy for me and makes me tear up) and literally can't handle anything spicy so to me this was probably the equivalent of eating maybe a third of a jalapeno pepper...either way I refused to give my brother the satisfaction of panicking like he did so I just casually went to the fridge and got some milk...
When I was four, my grandma have a lamp that heat up a lot, and one of my favorite hobbys was put my hand in this lamp and feel the heat (I was dumb) eventually i got a permanent burn in my hand
They say curiosity killed the cat. I am so lucky to be alive after all the dumb crap I did as a child. Here's a list:
1. Climbed to the highest points of trees everyday.
2. Climbed on roofs.
3. Opened up electrical/mechanical things to see how they worked. Almost started a fire many times.
4. Climbed on furniture and caused them to fall/almost fall on me.
5. Fell and injured myself so many times which includes busting my head open twice in one day, broke the same foot twice in one year, almost snapped my back in half when I fell out of a tree and landed on a fence that had thin metal plates and I bent in half over it then landed on my head, etc. etc. etc.
6. Hid in freezers, fridges, dryers, and washing machines during hide and seek with friends until my parents found out (my sister turned the dyer on me once).
7. Swam in the pool with the tarp on.
8. For one whole week I had shoved stuff into electrical outlets or whacked things against them. Despite me getting shocked constantly (Felt like a hard whip against the backs of my legs. Very painful), I did not get the hint until the end of the week when I couldn't take the pain anymore.
9. Caught snakes, spiders, anything that moved. Got bit/stung so many times.
The list goes on. I was a wild child curious about everything that should have killed me.
You are one hell of a courageous child
Jackass: The Early Years.
i AcCiDeNtAlLy BiT hIm In ThE hEaD
My twin sis: I DiDnT meAn To BiTe HeR! iT wAs An AcCiDeNt!!
Yall annoying asf
When I was 3 my older brother, 6, and I invented a more extreme version of "The Floor is Lava" and we had to jump from all of the furniture in my bedroom to stay safe. Pillows, blankets and toys were no longer safe zones. Anyway I took a flying leap from my bed to my wooden rocking horse, didn't quite make the full distance, and landed on my foot in such away against the hard, unrelenting size of the horse that I broken my foot over the top in a nearly perfect line; like my foot looked like it could fold itself in a half that was almost cartoonish. One trip to the hospital later and my rocking horse was put in the livingroom so I couldn't do that again, and play with it correctly. My foot still hurts to this day...
I was about 5 or 6. My cousin (9-10) and I were playing outside in this little toy wagon. Things are going okay, and then my underdeveloped brain decided it’d be a good idea to STAND UP in the wagon. WHILE IT WAS MOVING. Needless to say, that didn’t end well. I now have a scar on my lower back and a story of my stupidity 😅
Tl;Dr: My leg exploded.
So my bed at my childhood home had a solid wooden bedframe with no gap underneath the bed, just some drawers (I never had to worry about a monster under the bed because there was no place for them to exist). The bed didn't sit on springs, but on a flat wooden platform, and the corners of the bedframe were very sharp. We were always told not to jump on the beds because we could break the bedframe and/or injure ourselves, but my sister and I often disregarded this rule. One day, instead of jumping on the bed, I decided to jump onto the bed and then off again, repeatedly. Well, the inevitable happened, and I missed the bed, smacking my shin directly into the corner of my bedframe. It felt like my leg exploded. There was so much blood, it was like there was a massive hole in my leg. I remember screaming and crying, and my dad rushed me into the bathroom and got a band-aid for my leg. Fortunately, my sister was downstairs so she didn't have to see the injury first-hand. I'd say it's tied for first place in terms of the worst flesh wounds I've ever had, but fortunately I didn't break any bones, I didn't get an infection from it, and it wasn't bad enough to go to a hospital. I had the scar for years after the fact, though it faded completely before I reached high school. But after that day, my sister and I had learned our lesson (she heard me screaming and saw the scar, so she understood the severity of the situation). From then on, neither of us have jumped on our beds, and we managed to convince our parents to get us a trampoline so we could still bounce around, this time with more safety.
P.S. The other thing tied for worst flesh wound was when I was on a biking trip with my sister, dad, and uncle. We were dropped off at the top of a mountain with a 12 mile trail back down to the bike rental. The nearest town was 5 miles down the trail, and we had no cell reception. No one had taught me how to break when biking downhill since I live in a very level town and this was my first mountain biking trip, so about a minute into the trip I was going too fast down towards a sharp turn. I could feel my bike going out of control and I was headed straight for the sign warning us about the turn. I crashed into some bushes next to the sign, but the left side of my handlebars clipped the edge of the sign and snapped back towards my side, giving me a deep wound in my abdomen. Unfortunately, we forgot to pack a first-aid kit, the other bikers had already gone down the trail, and the shuttle to the top of the mountain had driven away. So after getting some proper instruction on breaking, I had to bike 5 miles downhill with an open bleeding gash in my side. Fortunately, we were able to go to a convenience store and get some medical supplies to clean and bandage the injury, and I ended up alright, though I had to learn to overcome my anxieties about riding a bike downhill after that trip was over.
When i was around 8-10, my sister (who was a year older) and anther neighborhood girl made a lemonade stand. When we were cleaning up this douche drives up in a red convertible. Now I may have been a little girl, but some how I could just sense he was a douche and so did my sister and friend. We all looked at each other and smiled mischievously. We proceeded to serve him a grass filled sugarless lemonade we had just made (not to drink though) because we were finished and messing around. The look on his face when he gulped it all down in one sip was priceless lolol. the thing is we were not troublemakers. I was actually a very shy, sweet little girl and this guy wasn't mean or rude, but it's like you could just sens the douchiness off him. I felt like I was doing karmas work
Great work hehehe lol
Stuck a plastic fork into an outlet wondering what electrocution felt like.
When I was 5 I was having a sleepover at a friend's house. His mum was really good friends with my mum so she trusted her. We were showering (I'm a female ;-;) and he took a piss in the middle of the fuckin shower and I lost it and stood in the corner while I scoulded him. This same friend touched a guitar I told him to leave alone. He wouldn't stop. The end of the string where you tune it sliced my finger. I now have a scar on my index finger. Damn you Bodie. I also watched pirates of the Caribbean and saw a seen where people were being hanged. I got my dressing gown cord and decided to wrap it around my neck and tie it to my bed head. My mother ran in before I strangled myself. I'm sitting on the same bed right now. I was not particularly bright.
One time I was at my grandpas house and me and my brother were making some chips with lemon and also chamoy and I went to my grandpa with chamoy on my hand like if I got a cut then he was like getting scared but I told him I was messing around then I actually cut my hand open and went to him and he thought I was playing a prank again
@David Yeakle
Ehehe
4:58 This one was initially funny, but then I paused the video and thought about it for a bit and slowly became more horrified as I thought about the worm's perspective and related it to horror movies.
I used to stand up in my hallway (made of HARDWOOD FLOOR.) and fall backwards intentionally REALLY HARD on that floor, and I would laugh very loud while doing it my mother was in the bathroom in front of that same hallway, she would wonder what was going on, you see the reason I believe I used to do this, is because I would get very impatient waiting for her to come out of the bathroom to fix me food, so I would try to entertain myself while waiting ( I was a very impatient child) I was around 5 or 6 at the time of doing this, somehow I never ended up with a cracked skull I was fine, my head wouldn't even hurt after but it should've I would fall backwards around 10 or 12 times. My younger self scares me.
I remember when I was like 3 me and my friend stuck our feet in the toilet (clean) and flushed. Nothing happened.
Also I drank mud to be in a club when I was in kindergarten. They lied to me.
Hahahaha 👁👅👁
In preschool I used to eat the mushrooms that grew on the playground grass.
Did you get high from them?
The Bloody Mary part brings back so many memories 😂
I put it next to the pile "dumb shit i did as an adult"
I broke my grandma's garage door because I thought I could RIDE the garage door.
That's why you watch your kids
Snuck out of the house at midnight to go stargazing. Didn't get caught. 11 year old me has no regrets.
One of the more amusing stories: Nobody was home, I wanted Popcorn and I put it in the microwave thinking it would work fine. I burned it, tried to eat it and thought it tasted bad. Well, I gotta get rid of it so I guess I'll just toss it out of the window which is right next to the driveway. Mom saw it when she got home and I was confused how she saw it because I thought I disposed of it.
i also thought it was hilarious to fart at my dog. giving it some time i realized i had trained my dog to also come over and fart at me whenever he had to.
Haaaaa!
Got stuck in a chair and a tyre, drank ketchup, ate a chilli seed thinking it was less spicy than the actual chilli, licked a frozen pole, licked the ice that built up in the freezer, did the salt and ice challenge multiple times and many more things I can't currently remember.
I was about ten when decided to have a little campfire... in my room. Luckily the fire was small (I burned some paper) but it left a permanent black mark on the wooden floor.
There was a square toilet,I had never been on a square toilet..I fell in the toilet
Another time I peed on some nettles in the car park of Alton Towers (a theme park) so loads of people probably saw my ass
when i was 6 we moved cross country. during the drive i ate an entire lip balm. just took bites outta the damn thing. when we arrived i was worried that i would get arrested for eating lip balm so i put the empty tube under my bed in hopes no one would ever find it
I thought that pickaxing the ground enough would eventually lead you to a Minecraft cave.
My boyfriend drank a bottle of acetone, when he was like 2 years old. Both of us are surprised and baffled as to how he didn't die
The first one reminds me when I was 3 or 4 I shat in the bathtub while I was having a bath
And played with my poo by putting it all over the bathroom
13:43 THAT POOR CAT!
I used to eat leaves off of trees when I was a kid because I liked to think I was a koala.
When I was 12 in 6th grade I drew a swastika on the table because I got it from a star wars meme lmao
When I was a kid, I took a shit on my parents carpet, I stuck a spaghetti noodle in my ear, and I poured gasoline all over my head. I also took a bath in the toilet.
1:10 dude, my parents get mad at me if I bring any amount of cash over $50 nywhete
9:56 I became obsessed with the egg eating dinosaurs in the 2nd lbt movie and would eat egg shells
the last one, "the shnozzberries taste like shnozzberries!"
I wanted to make cornflakes as a kid. So I crushed up sweetcorn in a very large bowl hoping it would turn into flakes, my mom found out after a while and told me to stop, then I got mad at her.
When I was younger I put a metal keychain on my charger and plugged it into the wall. It scorched the outlet but I didnt get hurt & the outlet still works. I dont think my parents noticed.
Ok now I realize I'm not as stupid as I thought
Chew a bunch of juicy fruit and then play with it in my hands getting them stuck together for hours.
3:58 Is he not questioning what his child is doing alone out and about by themselves?
9:41 we all did that
When me and my cousin were kids we got a bunch of catipillers in a wheel barrel and tried to sell them and when people wouldn’t stop to buy them my cousin pulled his pants down to make someone stop lmao
Put a pillow and blanket in a large box and sledding down the stairs in it.
My mom told me when I was 18 that when I was 2 or 3 she found me and my younger sister finger painting the walls with the contents of my sister's used diaper.
i licked trees, one time i tired to kiss my friend on the cheek and she spat in my face, i also had observed how my dog peed in the backyard so i thought i’d try it out too and apparently my babysitter was mortified when she saw me peeing out there lol, i know there’s other stuff but this is all i can remember right now, i would have been 3-6 for these i think
I have a widowspeak to so one day when it was too long I went into the bathroom and cut it off with safety scissors for a week my mom, dad, stepdad, step mom, and grandmother, was lecturing me never to cut my hair by myself again
Okay I'll share a story. I actually don't remember this. So one time I apparently locked my self in the van, so my big sister lured me out with a bottle of Pepsi lol.
By 6:20 I just knew this guy was real dumb as a kid😂😂😂
13:21 omg lmao
Mimicing my narc mother as a kid {happens naturally}, to learn new social abilities.
16:47 , reminds me of AFV when covid lockdown happened. Just had a actual audience from their homes. Dumb kid, but just an live audience from Discord or something. Lol.
When i was 12 i thought i was a techxpert. We had one of those old tall standing lamps that had loose wiring.
So i decided to ‘fix it’ not realising the wires were live. And as i touched both wire it felt like my entire body got punched all over and i let out a very painful yell.
Next day i had large white blisters on my hand that hurt like hell to touch.
POOP SOUP AHAHAH ☠☠😭😭😭😭😭😭
Would climb out of our window onto a small aclove of our three story apartment complex, (I actually fell off it but my mom was quick enough in grabbing the cape I was wearing, keeping me from falling to my death,) rampaged through a hospital in my search for my mother during checkups, pulled down the fire alarm of aforementioned apartment, escape said apartment buck ass naked and run around in the streets, (Front desk would call my mom and just say "Your kid got out again," Bastard didn't even bother with trying to get me when I got out," stuck my hand on a roaring furnace, (This one could be more lenient as I was just a toddler,) I have plenty more.
Breath in a smoke cuz my parents were crazy smokers... Yeey
Same here. Now me and two of my brothers have asthma 👌 parents are wonderful
When I was a kid I ran away from home because my parents didn't give me a popsicle
We used have alka seltzer drinking contests when we were around 10 years old. We'd all line up and whoever finishes first , wins! One time my sister put a little sugar in hers so it would taste like "kool aid". It made it worse lol!
I try to repair a BB Hand gun when i was like 6-7yo , i lay on a Bad und try to inspeckt the magazine shaft with my right eye. No stuck BB to See, so i relode it and try to get the BB out the empty magazine shaft. Then i inspeckt the barrel and try to look inside of it, still lying on the Bad but the barrel was to dark from the inside. I pull the trigger AND SHOT 5mm on the left, between my nose and my eye. There is still a little scar Mark on the skin. Now im 24 and try to do less and less stupid things. Its not easy but i try it.
The thumbnail is what are you doing Step bro
When I was a kid I put lots of hand cream, soaps and shampoos on my little sisters bed. I said I wanted her bed to smell good. My mom used a couple of days to clean it all off properly.
My brother, sister, and cousins used to watch WWE every week. We were so into it that we made make-shift rings and props to hit each other with. My brother and cousins would takes things a bit far and legitimately hurt each other at times. I think their worst injuries were from a TLC match they reenacted.
Another time, my dad had tons of junk in our backyard, including some barrels with wheels. Everyone kept getting in them to ride around. But one time, my sister got in one while my cousin pushed. He pushed her too hard and the barrel fell. She hit the back of her head against the cement. We've never told my parents. In hindsight, she could have fallen into a coma or died...
Corn me up, snek.
When i was 4, i broke the family TV, because Dora couldn't get over the mountain.
Belle's dad never sneezed in his workshop in Beauty and the Beast...he did sneeze when he was freezing in the castle after being found by Lumiere and Cogsworth. Sorry, that was going to bother me for the rest of the day, thanks for letting me get it off my chest, lol. Source: watched the movie 1000 times as a kid.
Eat washing powder
3:56 wait his father didn't disappear and actually made it home with the milk?
7:17 we found Joey Graceffa
this isnt really my fault, its kinda my bestfriends fault, but one day we were having a sleepover (we are both girls btw) and we were having a bath, then we started drying ourselves, while we were drying ourselves my sister and her boyfriend entered the house, my friend kinda got paranoid that my sisters boyfriend was gonna come in the bathroom and before she could do anything i told her to not lock the door because it was hard to unlock, but she got so paranoid she locked the door, i instantly froze, i didnt panic, i took a very deep breath and calmly tried to unlock the door, but nothing was working, i kept on trying for a few seconds, my friend got very scared, she sat down on the side of the bath and started praying (she is christian) a tear went down my cheek and i started softly crying, then i started getting rough with the door, my friend started screaming for my sister, surprisingly, she was just calmly said ”Trystan, please open the door” i started getting traumatized and i started screaming and crying and banging on the door, i screamed to my sister to open the door, i was shaking and crying like crazy, we did get out, it was just dumb for crying like that
I flew a lot as a kid. Before I could read I would look through those SkyMall magazines and came to the conclusion that the dog training shock collar I saw it was a dog translator because I saw the dog with its mouth open and the little lines coming out of its mouth show my four-year-old brain naturally concluded that that meant he was talking
9:05 something my stupid ass would do
...Corn me up, snake...?
May about 7-8yrs old.
Found my dad's shaving razers. Lathered up and went sideways on my cheek.
Corn me up, snake!
Wait Judas kills himself???
At age 4, I smeared my self in peanut butter
I broke my sharpener and I was super bored in an English lesson so I cut my finger with it. I don’t know why that was my answer to boredom but yea,I spent half of the lesson sucking on my finger so I didn’t bleed everywhere.
For some fucking reason I thought it was a good idea to stick up a huge ass pearl in my nose. It stuck it up so frekkin deep. I don't remember taking it out. I never told anyone ever. I just hope it's nog hanging in my lungs for like 17 years now. lol CAN ANY DOCTOR OR ANYONE CONFIRM. IS THIS POSSIBLE??
Put baby powder in my hair.
Lol I put lotion in my hair and then tried to brush it. I have no clue why 😂
You know those paperweights that are a clear cube of glass with a pretty image itched inside like a unicorn and it sits on a display with a light underneath thatlights the etched part up? Well i held that above my face admiring the image but then i dropped it on my forhead and i cut myself bad n squirted blood everywhere hahaha didnt hurt though. Head wounds just bleed alot