1:36:00 I think theres a kind of interesting parallel here between Tyrion and Chella. Chella takes her opponents ears to give them a chance to win it back, because them being alive heightens her prestige essentially, while also making it more dangerous for her. Tyrion continually insults and aggravates people and does not kill them (for example, not killing Pycelle/locking him away permanently) purely because of his love of "the game" of winding people up, exactly the same as Chella.
I loved when Tyrian told the mountain man “ cut off his manhood feed it to the goats” 😂 there are no goats half man.. well make due! 😂😂 his banter with the mountain men was funny.. 😂
I want a "Solid Hello Rock" tattoo that plays the Arrested Development jingle when you press it. Not sure where it would go but I will be sure to show it to potential employers.
Tyrion, acting Hand for Tywin. Timmet, acting Hand for Tyrion. Lommy Greenhands, acting Hand for Timmet. Old Nan, acting Hand for Lommy Greenhands. Nimble Dick Crabb, acting Hand for Old Nan. Then of course Acting Hand for Nimble Dick Crabb, Tywin.
1:10:17 Then again, if Tyrion's aware that Cersei is a Narcissist, he is moving in the right direction. Since the nicer you are to a Narcissist, the more the Narcissist will continue to hound and harass you, since they perceive kindness as a kind of weakness to be exploited.
Tyrion might have his insecurities, but I don't think that his constant referring to his own stature and condition in a derogatory manner underlines an insecurity, because remember what he told Jon about "making of one's weakness one's shied/strength and they'll never be able to harm you with it". Cheers!
no he tells himself that as part of his insecurity the whole point is that it's bad advice he projects onto bastard and cripples because that's how he views himself etc
@@humblegamer7876 being a fictional book, that bit of advice may yet turn out to be good or bad in the end; it all depends on how much a gardener/architect GRRM fancies himself to be; IRL tho, I think Tyrion's advice to Jon was good and solid. "don't forget who you are, maybe make some fun of it so you won't get high and mighty and don't listen to the haters". I know a number of people who (most probably independently of Tyrion's asoif advice) took that to heart and didn't suffer for it.
@Alyssa Ravenheart there's a difference between accepting yourself and touting your flaws every chance you get. For example, let's say a person is dumb, accepting themselves would look something like asking for help when unsure, asking additional questions during explanations and deferring to others judgement over yours more often. Tyrion's use of the "accept yourself" advice would be something like "perhaps you can help me since I'm so fucking stupid." It's good advice, the issue is Tyrion never follows it, he doesn't accept himself, he's drenched in self-hatred, self-pity and bitterness for everyone. This comes out not in "using his flaws as armor" but instead as reminding everyone he cannot be anything more than an imp. Just like the aforementioned dumb person, if you constantly remind everyone that you're stupid you'll never be seen as anything more than stupid rather than giving people a chance to think more of you, you define yourself for them.
The star sportsman thing is so true around here. Imran Khan was the captain of the Pakistani cricket team in the 1992 World Cup where Pakistan won, and now he leads a major political party and is a member of the national assembly.
Yea what about Romario aye. Star footballer famous for partying and womanizing during his career which inspired the next generation of brazilians to waste their talent in night clubs who is now like some fucking senator lvl big balls government hombre in brazil
I have a riddle for you: Two Alts are in a room and beckon a viewer to kill the other, Alt Shift X says 'I make high quality media with professionalism, kill At Schwift X' while Alt Schwift X says 'I make authentic improvisational media with viewer interaction, kill Alt Shift X'; who lives, who dies?
1:41:48 it was Varys who told Lord Eddard that, in Eddard XV, AGOT. "Honour is for suckers", lol A pity Juan knocked our beloved narrator with the 2×4 plank :/
Hey Schwift, could you ask a certain Alt Shift X to make a video about Shae? Her story arc, book vs tv show, and whether she really loved Tyrion and when (and why) she exactly started betraying him (by going over to Tywin)?
It happened again... I missed it... wierd thing is that I didn’t get any warning... But the good news is to wake up to a new chapter of Acok XD ! Hi to all Schwifty Sqwad! And as usual thank you Alt! Have all a nice Sunday! Edit: Yeahhhhhhh podcastttttttt!!! Double thank you!
I liked a lot about the Yuuzhan Vong, and the idea that the civilization being a looming threat, a fleet in being, influencing the decisions of some of the greatest anatagonists of the EU, added some depth and necessary perspective to the story. However, some of the living planet related twists to the story were really dumb. They hate the force because their mommy planet took it from them for being bad warlike kiddies? C'mon.
I didn't think varus was threatening Tyrion. I looked at it as him helping Tyrion realize exactly where he was. I always thought he had a bit of an empathetic relationship with him because of his being a eunuch
Drunk Schwift lowkey sorta roasted my depressed ass but like also it’s hard to escape to the slump and I personally thought that was what grrm was tryna illustrate in the later Tyrion chapters
Yuuzan Wong sounds too much like beating a dead horse. But hey why make a new universe if you can just use the same old. Its like fanfic of would jedi win a space marine
Listening to this 4 years after it streamed and the winds of winter still isn’t finished
neither is acok abridged
We're here forever
We're doomed 😊
All our hopes will turn to ashes in our mouths 🥰🥰🥰
One day my prince will come (more Davos chapters)
It's surreal hearing someone talk about Tyrek without saying anything about horses.
“I feel like there only should be one moment where the capital is burning”
This aged like a fine milk
I like how Stannis is eating bootstraps in storm's end while Danerys is being born
Shwift anytime a character is annoyed "is this an insecurity"
Thanks for listening everyone!
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Deepak Rao nice msg man !
1:36:00 I think theres a kind of interesting parallel here between Tyrion and Chella. Chella takes her opponents ears to give them a chance to win it back, because them being alive heightens her prestige essentially, while also making it more dangerous for her. Tyrion continually insults and aggravates people and does not kill them (for example, not killing Pycelle/locking him away permanently) purely because of his love of "the game" of winding people up, exactly the same as Chella.
true
Petyr is like the proto incel. Gets rejected once in favor of a bigger, buffer dude and decides to make it the whole worlds problem.
I loved when Tyrian told the mountain man “ cut off his manhood feed it to the goats” 😂 there are no goats half man.. well make due! 😂😂 his banter with the mountain men was funny.. 😂
Schwifting starts at 2:24 :)
Starts at 2:24
Alt shwift has become my new grrm... years per episode now:( between grrm shwift and glidus I just torture myself with u finished series
I don't know why I get so happy when I see these haha...
Reece Foreman because there so damn great (:
I want a "Solid Hello Rock" tattoo that plays the Arrested Development jingle when you press it. Not sure where it would go but I will be sure to show it to potential employers.
Tyrion, acting Hand for Tywin. Timmet, acting Hand for Tyrion. Lommy Greenhands, acting Hand for Timmet. Old Nan, acting Hand for Lommy Greenhands. Nimble Dick Crabb, acting Hand for Old Nan. Then of course Acting Hand for Nimble Dick Crabb, Tywin.
1:10:17 Then again, if Tyrion's aware that Cersei is a Narcissist, he is moving in the right direction. Since the nicer you are to a Narcissist, the more the Narcissist will continue to hound and harass you, since they perceive kindness as a kind of weakness to be exploited.
Tyrion might have his insecurities, but I don't think that his constant referring to his own stature and condition in a derogatory manner underlines an insecurity, because remember what he told Jon about "making of one's weakness one's shied/strength and they'll never be able to harm you with it". Cheers!
Yep
no he tells himself that as part of his insecurity the whole point is that it's bad advice he projects onto bastard and cripples because that's how he views himself etc
@@humblegamer7876 being a fictional book, that bit of advice may yet turn out to be good or bad in the end; it all depends on how much a gardener/architect GRRM fancies himself to be;
IRL tho, I think Tyrion's advice to Jon was good and solid. "don't forget who you are, maybe make some fun of it so you won't get high and mighty and don't listen to the haters". I know a number of people who (most probably independently of Tyrion's asoif advice) took that to heart and didn't suffer for it.
@Alyssa Ravenheart there's a difference between accepting yourself and touting your flaws every chance you get. For example, let's say a person is dumb, accepting themselves would look something like asking for help when unsure, asking additional questions during explanations and deferring to others judgement over yours more often. Tyrion's use of the "accept yourself" advice would be something like "perhaps you can help me since I'm so fucking stupid."
It's good advice, the issue is Tyrion never follows it, he doesn't accept himself, he's drenched in self-hatred, self-pity and bitterness for everyone. This comes out not in "using his flaws as armor" but instead as reminding everyone he cannot be anything more than an imp. Just like the aforementioned dumb person, if you constantly remind everyone that you're stupid you'll never be seen as anything more than stupid rather than giving people a chance to think more of you, you define yourself for them.
I think these things may be one and the same
The star sportsman thing is so true around here. Imran Khan was the captain of the Pakistani cricket team in the 1992 World Cup where Pakistan won, and now he leads a major political party and is a member of the national assembly.
Yea what about Romario aye. Star footballer famous for partying and womanizing during his career which inspired the next generation of brazilians to waste their talent in night clubs who is now like some fucking senator lvl big balls government hombre in brazil
Wheel of Time has a lot more prophesies. It has secret identities too, though perhaps less so, depending on which ones count.
My enjoyment proceeds
666th like. The impact this will have on the internet and my legacy couldn’t possibly be smaller but here we are.
Ah yes before the show ended. Good times.
Amazing chapter, thank you! It was good to see some Varys again.
Klara L conleth hill is from my part of the world , one time my dog was doing a pee and conleth had to wait to pass by, my dog almost peed on varys !!
I'm catching up and I'm a little sad because there will be no more abridges to listen to... 😭😭😭
27:25 blessed be, schwifty
Missed the live stream, but shout out to the #schwiftysquad
Maddy C I did too :(
I have a riddle for you: Two Alts are in a room and beckon a viewer to kill the other, Alt Shift X says 'I make high quality media with professionalism, kill At Schwift X' while Alt Schwift X says 'I make authentic improvisational media with viewer interaction, kill Alt Shift X'; who lives, who dies?
It's a trick question, because Alt Schwift X takes a hidden hello rock out of his pocket, and throws it at Alt Shift X's head! Solved.
Alt Shift dies every time
Some phone browsers let you listen to youtube in the background
I continue to enjoy
1:27:00 interesting! that's the scene that made me realize the show was unsalvagable
Oh, god, that story of Mary the Elephant.
1:41:48 it was Varys who told Lord Eddard that, in Eddard XV, AGOT.
"Honour is for suckers", lol
A pity Juan knocked our beloved narrator with the 2×4 plank :/
Loving the shout out for goon-sacks aka the Frankston Handbag
Hey Schwift, could you ask a certain Alt Shift X to make a video about Shae? Her story arc, book vs tv show, and whether she really loved Tyrion and when (and why) she exactly started betraying him (by going over to Tywin)?
It happened again... I missed it... wierd thing is that I didn’t get any warning... But the good news is to wake up to a new chapter of Acok XD ! Hi to all Schwifty Sqwad! And as usual thank you Alt! Have all a nice Sunday!
Edit: Yeahhhhhhh podcastttttttt!!! Double thank you!
Yo, what is going on. I fell asleep watching deep dives, how'd end up here? Algorithm has some explaining to do
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated -Arya
I liked a lot about the Yuuzhan Vong, and the idea that the civilization being a looming threat, a fleet in being, influencing the decisions of some of the greatest anatagonists of the EU, added some depth and necessary perspective to the story. However, some of the living planet related twists to the story were really dumb. They hate the force because their mommy planet took it from them for being bad warlike kiddies? C'mon.
I didn't think varus was threatening Tyrion. I looked at it as him helping Tyrion realize exactly where he was. I always thought he had a bit of an empathetic relationship with him because of his being a eunuch
Smiling friends is kind of like GOT when you think about it. There's magic but also way more brutal realism.
+Rob Stewart, please keep making abridged episodes
Eventually it's 2 dwarfs 1 vessel
I miss listening to these live streams, give schwifty a brew and a mic and you’ll get fucking gold
i thought Shwift was about to Aslan us with the i was there bit.
Is the *sellsword* really a sellsword if he doesn't choose the gold?
I don't think cats feel inferior to statues, they have more confidence than that.
SPOILER : KAHL DROGO WAS BILBOS DAD.
Frodo´s dad actually.
My bad, you are correct. I was getting schwifty at the time.
The kingslayer 🐗
Damn what a coincidence I just read this chapter
Wait is this the longest episode ever done?
I enjoyed
1:37:32
No more Westwood until we get more uploads to main channel
dany will accidentally blow up kingslanding because she won't know about the wildfire underground :)
You and schift really sort of predicted the future eh?
Drunk Schwift lowkey sorta roasted my depressed ass but like also it’s hard to escape to the slump and I personally thought that was what grrm was tryna illustrate in the later Tyrion chapters
gesundheit= health; good health
Yuuzan Wong sounds too much like beating a dead horse. But hey why make a new universe if you can just use the same old. Its like fanfic of would jedi win a space marine
Tyrion is not as good as the others because he's a late player
Tyrion freed his brother. He committed treason.🔥🐉
no red delicious
please mind the gap
Please never say "corpsy-dorpsy" again. Thank you.
I live very close to where that elephant was hanged 100% true. It murdered a woman and paid for its crime
Animals can’t commit murder
I don't believe you!
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk 1916 erwin Tn her name was Mary
yucky. this guy tries too hard. just, relax ok?
clearly this guy has never had a single greasy chin description before