12:55 the pug thing he's talking about is a surgery for smush faced dog breeds (pugs, frenchies) that fixes their closed nostrils. However, the surgery involves cutting away the flesh on the nostrils to stop obstructing the airways bc the nostrils are too thick, and that surgery will in no way fix Bizly's nostrils folding in on themselves like they are made of fucking paper 🤣
im so glad that no one’s perspective of this was normal. i switched between bizly, condi, and (to a lesser extent) charlie and i could not understand what the fuck was going on no matter where i went. it was so much fun
12:00 on is some of the funniest, most unhinged content I've seen in awhile. From the synchronized "You should maybe go see a doctor" to Charlie nearly dying on-stream while his naked friend asks if he needs "the pug thing." Pure lunacy. Brilliant.
It's probably nothing. Just corona 1.5 version, they updated it so you no longer have no sense of smell but instead your nose does coll weird thing.@@user-st7wz7xm1p
Now the video is 12 mins old and this comment is 3 mins old, so you should have watched 9 mins max ? 18 if ×2 speed so how tf you're talking about 38Mins
"MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY! I LEFT THEM!, I SAID GOODBYE TO MY MOM WITH A SMILE!" Its amazing the ability of these types of games to give people instant and temporary ptsd also what a terrifying sentence out of nowhere
I dont think I've seen slimecicle have this much genuine unforced joy in a game before, I know most of his reactions arent forced, but these seem more genuine than his other videos, its good to see
how did charlie come up with that entire like 5 minute long motivational speach on the spot, and why did it actually work lol, i feel the sudden urge to do things
Man I have never seen a group of people laughing *this* hard *this* much. This genuinely seems like it would be a blast to be a part of. Glad we could watch it because this was awesome Edit: DID CHARLIE JUST DO THE JERMA SUBSTITUTE TEACHER NOISE
please note that Charlie shot Grizzly in the head and everyone was willing to believe that Condi was the only one who did friendly fire because of the stat screen
The dramatic music instantly cutting in as they dropped into an Automaton mission after a Termanid mission exactly fits how it feels dropping into an Automaton mission after a Termanid mission
Hell yeah! Imagine how much funnier this would have been if Charlie was doing the Gilleon voice the whole time lol. Understand why he didn’t, but for those who know it would have made things 10x more funny.
There's a certain level of friendship that a group has to reach before they can spend what was originally a solid ten entire minutes making fun of one guys face
I knew they were gonna get decimated when they went to fight the automaton but I didn't expect condi to just take them straight into extreme difficulty
I love hearing about bizzly's much humanly genetics and super human like humanness that I, a fellow normal human relate to. These are such human attributes.
1. 0:20 HOW!? 2. 1:18 “in Super Earth we don't believe in consent-” 3. 2:56 the worst part is that this canonically happens, everytime you die your character ACTUALLY dies and get replaced by another fresh-out-of-school soldier xd 4. 15:45 Bizly joined the helldivers to get enough money to pay for medical treatment(? 5. 21:38 SO IT IS A HUMAN-BREED(? 8. 31:18 wait a minute that's right they have literal alien-robots why they couldn't make their own? U know how much time it takes for a baby to grab a gun? … Like 10 years max 7. 43:28 7% of US adults be like:
It’s insane how funny Charlie is, especially the stuff he was saying to bizz and his patriotic pep talks or lines Also it’s crazy how this entire game is like an actual war movie the yelling, lost of hope, and the last stand of a brave battalion trying to take down a tower or tank.
hey if you keep playing, you can bind the stratagem buttons to the arrow keys (or whatever you prefer) and it lets you keep moving while you put in the code
this is the quintessential helldivers video. this is how you are supposed to play the game. and its by one of my new favourite youtubers. seriously man, ive been watching a long time but I started really liking you since the banger of the re4 playlist which got me to play the game, along with amnesia the bunker which was so good I wanted to make a video about it and ngl im proud of myself its a great video. you been posting nonstop bangers and the shadows of doubt one made me actually try the game and its great, it was sitting in my steam library a long time because I couldn’t solve a case for the life of me. after watching the video I gave it another chance and I finally did it now i have 60k crows and 1000 sq ft apartment in 50 hours on one save file. you’ve been getting me to get great games man and for that thank you but i got helldivers already and you’re still in second place because jerma got me to play ultrakill which is literally one of the most beautiful videogames in history and that is not hyperbole
watching this live was like a fever dream. the jokes were genuinely scary yet so f ing hilarious. the chat was just spamming “my pronouns are USA”, *eagle sounds*, “long live liberals”, “sir yes sir” and so much more💀
29:30 Various automatons (and also bugs) have armor on their bodies. If the level of armor is higher than what your weapon's bullets are rated to penetrate, the bullet will bounce clean off and deal NO damage. The player also gets a damage marker symbol of a bullet bouncing off a shield in place of a HUD hitmarker, to let them know they're doing no damage. The enemies also have body parts that can be damaged and destroyed independently of the rest of the creature, disabling certain attacks or mobility until you can finish it off. While most of a creature's body is heavily armored, some important limbs or weapons may have less armor than the rest of the body (but usually not no armor at all). The automaton tank has heavy armor all over most of its body, while the big orange vent actually has medium armor. So it is more vulnerable, but you still need some armor penetration to get through it. The rifle and pistol you spawn with by default are only rated for light armor penetration, so those won't do any damage even if they hit the orange vent. The machine gun you start with is capable of penetrating medium armor, so it was probably the best bet that Slime had in attempting to fight a tank. I honestly can't remember if the machine gun can penetrate the orange vents of the tank, and I can't find any resources online about it (and I also don't feel like firing up the game right now) but it would have been your best chance to do so. At 27:50, Condi had a recoilless rifle with the ammo backpack for it. This is an anti-armor weapon that can punch through heavy armor. The best bet with that weapon would have been to get behind cover to reload it, then target the upper part of the tank with a shot. You don't necessarily need to hit the orange vent if your weapon can just go straight through heavy armor.
One thing I love about almost everyone's first time is when they first fight the bugs they're like "hehehe funny bug die" and then they switch to automatons and it's instantly thousand yard stare simulator
I watched rhe first few episodes within the first hour if it being posted but i was like "nah. I outta save this for when I need it" ... So glad I did Lmao I love Grizzly, Bizly, Condi and Slime
NO WAY!! I've been playing the hell out of this game since it came out! Truly awesome to see someone else enjoy it as much as me, my brother, and father have been the last few weeks.
"I'm a lover not a fighter and you've seen me fight that's all I'm saying SIR!" goes so hard
"If Liberty wanted to save you, she wouldn't have sent you here" is another one of those in-the-moment absolute bangers of a line.
"FOR MARK RUFFALO!"
Throughout the bugs and the guts, I alone am the democratic one.
26:48 for the lines
One of the achievements is called “Liberty ain’t done with you yet!”
1:29 "Let's show these bugs how to vote, and why they shouldn't have that right!" bro WHAT
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
super earth giveth, and super earth taketh away
Where is the problem? 🇺🇸
SUPERAMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
“You sound cute when youre stupid soldier”
“Crazy thing to say, sir!”
9:34
nice pfp, nerd
Crazy? I was crazy once...
@@Randomized79ooh, did they lock you in a rubber room too?
@@SonicCGames How'd you know?
I love how 30 minutes of this stream was them laughing at bizly's nostrils and his weird soft skull
12:55 the pug thing he's talking about is a surgery for smush faced dog breeds (pugs, frenchies) that fixes their closed nostrils. However, the surgery involves cutting away the flesh on the nostrils to stop obstructing the airways bc the nostrils are too thick, and that surgery will in no way fix Bizly's nostrils folding in on themselves like they are made of fucking paper 🤣
Yeah the most they'd be able to do for him is give him a implant or leave it be.
I think if Charlie was a character in a war movie he’d be the comedic relief who survives out of pure coincidence
Or the one that dies and has the most devastating death scene in the movie
@@jaybirdrosewater-holmes7071 He'd die in like the first 5 minutes just for character development
@Heluva3go the hell away
Alternative idea, he dies in a comedic manner 5 minutes in but is seen later dying again
im so glad that no one’s perspective of this was normal. i switched between bizly, condi, and (to a lesser extent) charlie and i could not understand what the fuck was going on no matter where i went. it was so much fun
The fact that I can tell they did this at least 2-3 days ago, due to the liberation percentage of Estanu, says that I need a break from playing.
Taking a break is cowardice
oh yeah I'm pretty sure this was a few weeks ago
It was more like a week or 2 because i watched the vod
You can see that the TCS is not active yet, so it had to have been the major order a few weeks ago...
I need to stop playing...
How undemocratic of you to take a break.
I like how everything just halted and everyone started telling Bizly to go to a hospital
36:23 = "No one's born perfect, but we jeep fighting for a world that might be one day" is a line out of a WW2 film.
30:33 the cuts from Slime's speech to Bizly dropping a Metal Gear Solid monologue were incredible.
Honestly for a second I thought you were talking about the chocolate water rant
26:47 "If liberty wanted to save you, she wouldn't send you here!" Holy shit Slime.
seeing them go from "heheh funnee bugs" to "HELP THEY ARE EVERYWHERE ITS ROBOT VIETNAM" is the best
It's literally the tone difference between Starship Troopers and Terminator.
Still not sure how i survived the "Bizly streaming naked from his phone" incident..
12:00 on is some of the funniest, most unhinged content I've seen in awhile. From the synchronized "You should maybe go see a doctor" to Charlie nearly dying on-stream while his naked friend asks if he needs "the pug thing." Pure lunacy. Brilliant.
I’m now concerned because my nose does the same thing
It's probably nothing. Just corona 1.5 version, they updated it so you no longer have no sense of smell but instead your nose does coll weird thing.@@user-st7wz7xm1p
@@user-st7wz7xm1p i this you need the pug thing
You should maybe go see a doctor
@@user-st7wz7xm1pyou should probably go see a doctor
HELL YE BRUTHER THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT, SO A MAN CAN LAY IN BED NAKED PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH HIS BUDDIES
Bizly's energy in this video is NUTS bro.. and I'm only halfway through LMAO
man I love this group of people sm…they should have a dnd podcast or something
TRUEEE! If only….
yeah
specifically one about pirates
if only
That would be crazy, insane even, I would roll with it though tbh
Yeah, and maybe the name should be a pun about rolling dice or something idk
And perhaps have a separate paid subscription for other ttrpg's run by different members of the cast... If only.
I love the difference between how people play when against the terminids vs how they play against the automatons
Almost every mission you play in this game feels like a movie.
@Heluva3thanks heluva for linking part two to this comment
It so does!
ty
@Heluva3
One of the most cinematic games i've played
36:26 he loves us so much he took us with him
Now the video is 12 mins old and this comment is 3 mins old, so you should have watched 9 mins max ? 18 if ×2 speed so how tf you're talking about 38Mins
@@Hon38148 skipped ahead?
"MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY! I LEFT THEM!, I SAID GOODBYE TO MY MOM WITH A SMILE!"
Its amazing the ability of these types of games to give people instant and temporary ptsd
also what a terrifying sentence out of nowhere
S tier voice acting
Thats what I was thinking LMAO that shit made me emotional😭
Finding out that bizzly has the skull shape of a Cro-Magnon was a highlight of my day
love that there was a whole segment of them figuring out how fucked up bizly's skull is
I genuinely don’t know how this felt so realistic and yet so unhinged at the exact same time.
I feel like this is Charlie in a future world where that fake muscle photo of him is real.
I dont think I've seen slimecicle have this much genuine unforced joy in a game before, I know most of his reactions arent forced, but these seem more genuine than his other videos, its good to see
“Let’s show these bugs what it means to vote and why they shouldn’t have that right” is the most human thing I’ve heard in a while
Dude dropping onto Vandalom IV, fighting automatons for the FIRST TIME on Extreme is absolutely insane.
The mini-offensive launched against the tank (around 28:00) is literally out of a tragic war film. Salute to the men who's lives ended that day ✊😔
"Dont get mad, get democratic" Bars.
2:55 I can't believe that peter sqloint got drafted into the war
god i miss apotheosis-
how did charlie come up with that entire like 5 minute long motivational speach on the spot, and why did it actually work lol, i feel the sudden urge to do things
Man I have never seen a group of people laughing *this* hard *this* much. This genuinely seems like it would be a blast to be a part of. Glad we could watch it because this was awesome
Edit: DID CHARLIE JUST DO THE JERMA SUBSTITUTE TEACHER NOISE
when was the jerma substitute noise?
"The Draft was the devil's greatest victory" is a fucking insanely hard quote
please note that Charlie shot Grizzly in the head and everyone was willing to believe that Condi was the only one who did friendly fire because of the stat screen
The dramatic music instantly cutting in as they dropped into an Automaton mission after a Termanid mission exactly fits how it feels dropping into an Automaton mission after a Termanid mission
I’m so glad the jrwi gang has been coming back as guests. No hate to ranboo or crumb, but I just prefer the Jrwi comedy
Hell yeah! Imagine how much funnier this would have been if Charlie was doing the Gilleon voice the whole time lol. Understand why he didn’t, but for those who know it would have made things 10x more funny.
@@thedarkbardi don't think gilleon knows what voting is
@@keysmash_roa I think he does. There are numerous times where the Albatrio have done votes as co-captains.
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100% agree
15:10 skull dents are the new trend.
I hope he kept in the bit about bizly's weirdly squishy head
They are all calling each other "sir" so that enemy doesn't know who's actually in charge. Genius!
There's a certain level of friendship that a group has to reach before they can spend what was originally a solid ten entire minutes making fun of one guys face
30:07 The most important speech ever. Gonna show my students this for analysis.
I knew they were gonna get decimated when they went to fight the automaton but I didn't expect condi to just take them straight into extreme difficulty
God gives his toughest battles to his silliest soldiers
I love hearing about bizzly's much humanly genetics and super human like humanness that I, a fellow normal human relate to. These are such human attributes.
I love the JRWI team so much
They are so increadibly funny that every time theyr post a video i smile
3:08 f-felipe ? Is that you ? I thought I would never see you again....
Funny slime said "someone needs to kill that guy" as if gill wasn't unintentionally the one to kill him 💀💀
@@Ilibug12 HE'S NOT DEAD HE'S NOT DEAD HE'S NOT DEAD 1% CHANCE 99% FAITH
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one with the instant recognition of that voice
Nasa: "We've found oil on an exoplane-" The US Military:
In War you need strength, Braveness, kindness and SLIMCCL CONTENT BABYYYYYY
1. 0:20 HOW!?
2. 1:18 “in Super Earth we don't believe in consent-”
3. 2:56 the worst part is that this canonically happens, everytime you die your character ACTUALLY dies and get replaced by another fresh-out-of-school soldier xd
4. 15:45 Bizly joined the helldivers to get enough money to pay for medical treatment(?
5. 21:38 SO IT IS A HUMAN-BREED(?
8. 31:18 wait a minute that's right they have literal alien-robots why they couldn't make their own? U know how much time it takes for a baby to grab a gun? … Like 10 years max
7. 43:28 7% of US adults be like:
This video is ten times more insane when you have a headache and zero hours of sleep.
47:19 I did NOT need to hear those noises right after he suggested they fist each other
It’s insane how funny Charlie is, especially the stuff he was saying to bizz and his patriotic pep talks or lines
Also it’s crazy how this entire game is like an actual war movie the yelling, lost of hope, and the last stand of a brave battalion trying to take down a tower or tank.
12:51 I didn't realize I'd be learning I have a deviated septum on a helldivers 2 video
Jumping into extreme bots below level 15 is CRAZY
hey if you keep playing, you can bind the stratagem buttons to the arrow keys (or whatever you prefer) and it lets you keep moving while you put in the code
WAR.
WAUR
ty!@Heluva3
WAR NEVER CHANGES.
@@CryptidQuills LETS SHOW THESE BUGS WHAT ITS LIKE TO VOTE AND WHY THEY SHOULDN’T GET THAT RIGHT!!!
Can we bring a phrenologist back from the dead so he can take a look at Bizly… I just want to know what he’d say
this is the quintessential helldivers video.
this is how you are supposed to play the game.
and its by one of my new favourite youtubers.
seriously man, ive been watching a long time but I started really liking you since the banger of the re4 playlist which got me to play the game, along with amnesia the bunker which was so good I wanted to make a video about it and ngl im proud of myself its a great video.
you been posting nonstop bangers and the shadows of doubt one made me actually try the game and its great, it was sitting in my steam library a long time because I couldn’t solve a case for the life of me.
after watching the video I gave it another chance and I finally did it now i have 60k crows and 1000 sq ft apartment in 50 hours on one save file.
you’ve been getting me to get great games man and for that thank you but i got helldivers already and you’re still in second place because jerma got me to play ultrakill which is literally one of the most beautiful videogames in history and that is not hyperbole
Whenever I see a video from you I can never tell what I'm getting into. Other than the slime, that's omnipresent.
Bro actually used his Victory Smile for the thumbnail
Man, this hell sure has been dived
Fantastic to know that Bizly has zero nose cartilage
The Bizly lore in this one is CRAZY dude. That being said, I think the cat caused his dent by sitting on his head. That's the only logical conclusion.
2:14 I legit thought Charlie said “I’m spreading with my balls” 😂
What even is Bizzly, he needs to go to the vet already.
I swear every time I see Charlie he’s younger then last time, in few years he’s gonna be crawling back up the womb
Slimecicle will always be my favorite youtuber, as well as grizzly, bizzly, and condi, keep up the good work boys, yall make my day so much better
War never changes
War has changed
WHY ARE HIS MEDICAL PROBLEMS SO FUNNY
Right away just “lately wars been pretty fun” 😂. What are you implying here?
0:00-0:03 yes, I love fallout.
watching this live was like a fever dream. the jokes were genuinely scary yet so f ing hilarious. the chat was just spamming “my pronouns are USA”, *eagle sounds*, “long live liberals”, “sir yes sir” and so much more💀
Slime circle never fails to colonise me 👍🏾
- b u g
0:35 wowza
first reply letttsss gooo! I will go down in history
29:30
Various automatons (and also bugs) have armor on their bodies. If the level of armor is higher than what your weapon's bullets are rated to penetrate, the bullet will bounce clean off and deal NO damage. The player also gets a damage marker symbol of a bullet bouncing off a shield in place of a HUD hitmarker, to let them know they're doing no damage. The enemies also have body parts that can be damaged and destroyed independently of the rest of the creature, disabling certain attacks or mobility until you can finish it off. While most of a creature's body is heavily armored, some important limbs or weapons may have less armor than the rest of the body (but usually not no armor at all).
The automaton tank has heavy armor all over most of its body, while the big orange vent actually has medium armor. So it is more vulnerable, but you still need some armor penetration to get through it. The rifle and pistol you spawn with by default are only rated for light armor penetration, so those won't do any damage even if they hit the orange vent. The machine gun you start with is capable of penetrating medium armor, so it was probably the best bet that Slime had in attempting to fight a tank. I honestly can't remember if the machine gun can penetrate the orange vents of the tank, and I can't find any resources online about it (and I also don't feel like firing up the game right now) but it would have been your best chance to do so.
At 27:50, Condi had a recoilless rifle with the ammo backpack for it. This is an anti-armor weapon that can punch through heavy armor. The best bet with that weapon would have been to get behind cover to reload it, then target the upper part of the tank with a shot. You don't necessarily need to hit the orange vent if your weapon can just go straight through heavy armor.
bizzly anatomy is the best anatomy
I love when he said "Is buggin time" and bug all around the place
You're first bot mission will leave you with genuine ptsd
One thing I love about almost everyone's first time is when they first fight the bugs they're like "hehehe funny bug die" and then they switch to automatons and it's instantly thousand yard stare simulator
24:22 this was basically All Quiet on the Western Front
For the first like 7 minutes, I thought Bizly was just a random guy naked on his bed playing helldivers
for a second i switched to tubbo's subathon to see what was happening but it didn't overstimulate me enough so i had to come back to this.
I watched the vod, and it was a fever dream. Can't wait to experience it all over again, but with editing.
Seeing you guys go from level 3 bugs to Extreme Automatons is the funniest shit.
Charlie is so feral I love him
HELL YEA ME AND THE BOYS WHEN WE GO TO WAR AND SUFFER THE WORST HORRORS KNOWN TO MAN
The fact they laughed about biz's nose for like 10 minutes is AMAZING
This is some of the hardest laughter I’ve seen from y’all EVER. So good lmao
I watched rhe first few episodes within the first hour if it being posted but i was like "nah. I outta save this for when I need it"
... So glad I did Lmao
I love Grizzly, Bizly, Condi and Slime
2 month gang👇
can’t wait to watch this :), hope you’re doing alright charlie and LOVE YOUR CONTENT!! keep making videos
glad to see jrwi playing games together
NO WAY!! I've been playing the hell out of this game since it came out! Truly awesome to see someone else enjoy it as much as me, my brother, and father have been the last few weeks.
What game is this I might try it
@@erroritayrblx_TV its called Hell Divers 2, it is on steam and I believe it is also on PS5
@@erroritayrblx_TV Its called Helldivers 2, its on steam and ps5 too I believe.
I love when you 4 play games it is genuinely so wholesome
This might just be the best video I’ve ever seen I literally couldn’t breathe
this was the funniest stream i had seen in a while
You know you've watched too many of Slime's VODs when you can predict the joke they edit in next