This is honestly something I’ve wondered throughout this whole franchise. The average fart makes about 60-80 decibles, which is as loud as a normal conversation. To not die in this world, you have to stay below 20-30 decibels. This confirming that farts are indeed deadly. We also tend to fart 10-20 times on average a day. Let’s assume the world population is roughly 7.8 billion people. Not everyone will be in immediate danger from aliens at all times. Let’s assume that only 10% of the population is in areas where aliens are actively hunting. Let’s also assume that aliens respond to about 5% of farts loud enough to be heard. Let’s use 10% of 7.8 billion = 780 million people 780 million people * 10 to 20 farts/day = 7.8 billion to 15.6 billion farts/day 5% of 7.8 billion to 15.6 billion = 390 million to 780 million detectable farts/day. Given this hypothetical scenario/rant I’ve made up, the number of people killed by aliens because of farting could be in the millions daily, assuming a high response rate and widespread alien presence. In conclusion….dont fart, it’ll cost you your life. I’d like to end this rant with a rention of my death by alien creature…. : Me: 😩💨*Dookies 2 miles away.* Alien: 👀🦻… 😋👏… 👽🫳. Me: 😰…😱.
@@jamesthetang If it entertained you, or made you laugh even a fraction of the amount you have made me, it was all worth it. That really means a lot to me bro. 😎 I was going to take into account how far the sound of a fart can travel across a certain amount of distance, as well as a few weather conditions and a few others,but I think I got the general gist of down lol.
@rosalango4393 it's a joke where people ask others English or Spanish and if they respond with any language they tell the other: "who ever moves first is gay" do the monsters can't move because that would make them gay
This is honestly something I’ve wondered throughout this whole franchise. The average fart makes about 60-80 decibles, which is as loud as a normal conversation. To not die in this world, you have to stay below 20-30 decibels. This confirming that farts are indeed deadly. We also tend to fart 10-20 times on average a day.
Let’s assume the world population is roughly 7.8 billion people. Not everyone will be in immediate danger from aliens at all times. Let’s assume that only 10% of the population is in areas where aliens are actively hunting.
Let’s also assume that aliens respond to about 5% of farts loud enough to be heard.
Let’s use 10% of 7.8 billion = 780 million people
780 million people * 10 to 20 farts/day = 7.8 billion to 15.6 billion farts/day
5% of 7.8 billion to 15.6 billion = 390 million to 780 million detectable farts/day.
Given this hypothetical scenario/rant I’ve made up, the number of people killed by aliens because of farting could be in the millions daily, assuming a high response rate and widespread alien presence.
In conclusion….dont fart, it’ll cost you your life.
I’d like to end this rant with a rention of my death by alien creature…. :
Me: 😩💨*Dookies 2 miles away.*
Alien: 👀🦻… 😋👏… 👽🫳.
Me: 😰…😱.
If there were Oscars for UA-cam comments, you should at least be nominated for one dang
@@jamesthetang If it entertained you, or made you laugh even a fraction of the amount you have made me, it was all worth it. That really means a lot to me bro. 😎
I was going to take into account how far the sound of a fart can travel across a certain amount of distance, as well as a few weather conditions and a few others,but I think I got the general gist of down lol.
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r/theydidthemath
I can silently fart tho
I wouldn’t make it 5 minutes in this world 😂
Wind chimes and land mines
And even if you don’t fart during the day…you could snore at night.
This video is incredible love it
The poor little kid in this beginning
Farts, snoring, doing our business.
Is deadly. Shits harder than the zombie apocalypse.
I would die instantly 🥲
That’s called a libary
Tbh
I ain’t even where the aliens are
If they want this Gluteus Maximus they gonna have to take spirit airlines flight to these islands mf
XD FRFR
Just ask the monsters English or Spanish
bro what that's dumb
with is that gonna do
The point of it means who ever moves first they are gay so they are stuck there
@rosalango4393 it's a joke where people ask others English or Spanish and if they respond with any language they tell the other: "who ever moves first is gay" do the monsters can't move because that would make them gay
@@GreenSlug111Plot twist: they like Jojo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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