HE WENT BALD?! - OFFLINETV GIVES HAIRCUTS

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  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 4 роки тому +4654

    It's weird to see how Michael has gone from terrorizing others in the house to being terrorized by others in the house

    • @scottcohen3703
      @scottcohen3703 4 роки тому +141

      Trust me, he most likely got his revenge that night. Fed getting kicked out was just a cover story for what ACTUALLY happened

    • @froggy9321
      @froggy9321 4 роки тому +44

      They learned to control his power

    • @justsomemenacingcat5700
      @justsomemenacingcat5700 4 роки тому +28

      My dads Gone next episode with Michael - I tied up my roommates to a torture device I made and I think the cops have arrived!!1!1!1!1!1!!

    • @Oofboi-ob8zc
      @Oofboi-ob8zc 4 роки тому +5

      @@scottcohen3703 the zuko phase

    • @PsychoFishyPlays
      @PsychoFishyPlays 4 роки тому +2

      Michael doesnt want to get kick :)

  • @CoolRiceBunnies
    @CoolRiceBunnies 4 роки тому +19243

    For Toast

    • @ahhhlia4733
      @ahhhlia4733 4 роки тому +56

      Omg hi! You haven’t posted in a while! I used to watch you as a child. I almost forgot about you, but seeing you here is surprising 💖

    • @frankiesflower2638
      @frankiesflower2638 4 роки тому +30

      A toast, or slice of toast, for toast. All of which I would like.

    • @reekid8187
      @reekid8187 4 роки тому +5

      U suk

    • @unchance2567
      @unchance2567 4 роки тому +46

      Ree Kid with a name like that I think it’s you who sucks.

    • @P09-r6b
      @P09-r6b 4 роки тому +1

      ?

  • @sanjeethmahendrakar
    @sanjeethmahendrakar 4 роки тому +4233

    So this is how toast lost his hair... It's so weird seeing him with long hair since i started watching him after this moment in history.

  • @distilledwater6909
    @distilledwater6909 3 роки тому +2084

    toast looks like a big brother sacrificing his dignity to make his younger siblings happy :'--)

  • @squoops
    @squoops 4 роки тому +5560

    Toast is the new Avatar. Avatar: The lost hair bender

  • @azuhawl
    @azuhawl 4 роки тому +10371

    Toast didn't do it for the content
    He did it so he doesn't get a bad haircut

    • @thejdsgames1552
      @thejdsgames1552 4 роки тому +410

      It's also genius. It will be much longer before he needs a haircut again (compared to Scarra and Micheal)

    • @SoAwesam
      @SoAwesam 4 роки тому +71

      holy crap you're so right tho

    • @Mans.164
      @Mans.164 4 роки тому +55

      Pro gamer move

    • @eddygci8
      @eddygci8 4 роки тому +44

      Toast with the big brain plays

    • @RoomRa1dersmilsim
      @RoomRa1dersmilsim 4 роки тому +10

      1000 Likes CONGRATS!!!!!

  • @staykid7604
    @staykid7604 4 роки тому +3135

    Toast is literally the best boy. He sacrificed his hair for content.

    • @leticiaabcorreia
      @leticiaabcorreia 4 роки тому +14

      i know 🥺
      i love him so much 💕

    • @Feepo69
      @Feepo69 4 роки тому +2

      yikes stolen from me oof

    • @lukebh1338
      @lukebh1338 4 роки тому +29

      He was also smart about which haircut to go for, cus bald is arguably the easiest haircut to do

    • @jadenk.5003
      @jadenk.5003 4 роки тому +25

      Michael is literally best boy. He sacrifices others for content.

    • @REDACTED11
      @REDACTED11 4 роки тому

      Oh BTW isn't like that Chad supposed to be kicked from offline tv?

  • @senatornokia4071
    @senatornokia4071 3 роки тому +915

    5:18 and as you can see, when the michael feels threatened or uncomfortable in a situation, he rises to assert dominance immediately

    • @operationstarwars
      @operationstarwars 3 роки тому +24

      too bad he's short lmao
      I'm just kidding don't kill me

    • @Villiins
      @Villiins 3 роки тому +23

      He wasn't standing he just began to fly

    • @cosmos7394
      @cosmos7394 3 роки тому

      M

    • @nocturne1879
      @nocturne1879 2 роки тому +8

      everybody gangsta till you piss off Michael and he says "/gamemode creative"

  • @aodhanmcveigh8759
    @aodhanmcveigh8759 4 роки тому +3094

    Micheal looks like he's a bout to enter the Triwizard tournament

  • @valleywaves
    @valleywaves 4 роки тому +3023

    mykull's was like a 14 year old boy getting his hair done by his 3 aunts

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 4 роки тому +1794

    I'm genuinely surprised they were willing to try this on Michael seeing as how he will get revenge and in a painful electric way

    • @doctor.d.r7280
      @doctor.d.r7280 4 роки тому +22

      Anything for content

    • @Yoshicality
      @Yoshicality 4 роки тому +30

      Now they be shaking thinking of Michael's plan lmao

    • @beastly6243
      @beastly6243 4 роки тому +25

      Imagine electrified nerf darts

    • @aaaaaaa7887
      @aaaaaaa7887 4 роки тому +2

      Beastly Taco bruuh if he sees rhis comment

    • @kazz36
      @kazz36 4 роки тому +3

      Electric hair brush

  • @caelru144
    @caelru144 4 роки тому +838

    14:20
    "he got that y=mx+b on his hair"
    tHe tHouGhT oF tHat gIVeS mE cHest pAiN

  • @walkerjenkins6527
    @walkerjenkins6527 4 роки тому +2402

    The fear in Michael's eyes is what he give his friends

    • @jester8765
      @jester8765 4 роки тому +8

      head empty just revenge

    • @mathiashorn1670
      @mathiashorn1670 4 роки тому +11

      It’s almost equal to the fear in the others eyes when he tells them about his new inventions.

    • @fullcypress2232
      @fullcypress2232 4 роки тому

      I’m surprised he didn’t say something about killing them for possibly ruining his hair, also I think he looks better with long hair regardless

    • @randomcontent2196
      @randomcontent2196 4 роки тому

      Nobody else like it it's at the funny number

  • @jay-chan5698
    @jay-chan5698 4 роки тому +2691

    Past Michael: compares himself to Steve Jobs.
    Present Michael: compares himself to everyone in bts.

    • @yaml3655
      @yaml3655 4 роки тому +37

      He does have an asian blood though

    • @leeeverett7388
      @leeeverett7388 4 роки тому +7

      Yamato he’s from Hawaii

    • @Sumehvu
      @Sumehvu 4 роки тому +10

      He also has those moves

    • @gxycre_
      @gxycre_ 4 роки тому +4

      @Zacharia yeah he is

    • @spiritzion
      @spiritzion 4 роки тому +18

      not steve jobs. more jesus

  • @jadenpanther7406
    @jadenpanther7406 4 роки тому +2429

    This has to be one of THE most painful sacrifices I have ever seen. AND I LOVE IT!

    • @erzar.1730
      @erzar.1730 4 роки тому +4

      Psycopath

    • @XAmnesiaX.
      @XAmnesiaX. 4 роки тому +3

      What about me I chose to go back to hell to save the world

    • @lordbrill4891
      @lordbrill4891 4 роки тому +3

      I honestly feel like toast is Offline TV

    • @mirstar
      @mirstar 4 роки тому

      ok satan

    • @kAY-yl5en
      @kAY-yl5en 4 роки тому

      toast done did the madness

  • @jadapratt515
    @jadapratt515 4 роки тому +442

    poki: kinda trying to make it ok
    fed: not knowing what he’s doing
    lily: shaky hands

  • @gavinchen7694
    @gavinchen7694 4 роки тому +3701

    Showing my mom this video who’s a barber. She said you guys got almost everything wrong.

    • @alienlemonex3389
      @alienlemonex3389 4 роки тому +52

      Rip

    • @simonair
      @simonair 4 роки тому +371

      This is OTV that we are talking about, they got lucky that is wasn't everything.

    • @tasie8352
      @tasie8352 4 роки тому +13

      Well well😂

    • @raiskertieuancarillo3304
      @raiskertieuancarillo3304 4 роки тому +16

      Did you know your mom trained on you look at your hair xD

    • @brke4296
      @brke4296 4 роки тому +4

      @@raiskertieuancarillo3304 jdjdjis

  • @jonghayoo
    @jonghayoo 4 роки тому +844

    The "The End" screencard marked the finale of the "Tazer Arc" of the OTV Anime. Concluding Season 3 with the exile of Fedmyster. From here we will enter Season 4, starting with the Cat vs Robodog War between Michael "Crackhead" Reeves vs Yvonnie

    • @paperbagblossom
      @paperbagblossom 4 роки тому +33

      Their battle will be legendary, manga didn’t do it justice

    • @jaydenpagsolingan
      @jaydenpagsolingan 4 роки тому +7

      So sad Fed is gone but all good things must come to an end

    • @7khaiii
      @7khaiii 4 роки тому +1

      Keith Ho shouldn’t it be the other way around?

    • @onion2494
      @onion2494 4 роки тому +4

      Ngl i hope in like mid season 4 or 5 Fed and otv are cool again and he occasionally hangs with them

    • @CaiMorgan420
      @CaiMorgan420 4 роки тому

      Honestly cannot wait

  • @seabornesummer2785
    @seabornesummer2785 4 роки тому +1562

    Offline: HE WENT BALD!?
    well , its not like we knew for a month now but ok .

    • @classicaldiamond342
      @classicaldiamond342 4 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 4 роки тому +16

      don't forget fed is there lol shows how long it takes these people to edit anything

    • @samlokid2243
      @samlokid2243 4 роки тому

      @@si2foo wut

    • @shieru4233
      @shieru4233 4 роки тому +1

      @@samlokid2243 you didn't know?

    • @samlokid2243
      @samlokid2243 4 роки тому

      @@shieru4233 yes i know

  • @claymoreisb1749
    @claymoreisb1749 3 роки тому +54

    I love how Michael started yelling “BALD BALD BALD BALD”

  • @clarengui4467
    @clarengui4467 4 роки тому +3024

    When they were still cutting Micheal's hair and then the camera panned over to Toast and Scarra...
    Why did it look like they were being kidnapped 👁👄👁😂

    • @uh.liliana
      @uh.liliana 4 роки тому

      Time stamp??

    • @clarengui4467
      @clarengui4467 4 роки тому

      @@uh.liliana what?

    • @uh.liliana
      @uh.liliana 4 роки тому

      @@clarengui4467 oh I mean like the time on the video when it happened

    • @clarengui4467
      @clarengui4467 4 роки тому +5

      @@uh.liliana at 8.02

    • @uh.liliana
      @uh.liliana 4 роки тому

      @@clarengui4467 thank you

  • @stamstamz
    @stamstamz 4 роки тому +3945

    Michael just referencing Jungkook's and jimin's hair thinking they can manage to do the haircut 😂

  • @sapphlacson8016
    @sapphlacson8016 4 роки тому +2807

    *Toast, the master of all 4 elements*
    *Earth, water, fire, and the element of SURPRISE*

  • @TheCapitalLetterM
    @TheCapitalLetterM 3 роки тому +220

    Michael may be a uncontrollable crackhead most times but the absolute SASS from him this time is unlike any other time.
    Also, ngl, scarra looks like I would see him when I'm taken to the boss of a mafia family.

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 3 роки тому +5

      "I'm glad you're trying your best. Try harder"
      We thought it was crack, but apparently it was all salt the whole time

  • @yuu7105
    @yuu7105 4 роки тому +1858

    Everybody be gangsta until Toast starts airbending.

    • @abdullahahmad6829
      @abdullahahmad6829 3 роки тому +2

      i want to like this but its at 696 and I cant bring myself to ruin this excellency

    • @alltimelow101_p
      @alltimelow101_p 3 роки тому +4

      He can already airbend. Watch the otv vid titled: "poki gets a new boyfriend, unboxing video" somewhere in the beginning he was airbbwding

    • @unknownmister142
      @unknownmister142 2 роки тому +1

      @@alltimelow101_p the part where he farted during the intro?

    • @luciddreaming1921
      @luciddreaming1921 2 роки тому

      Or hair bending lol

    • @Iserele
      @Iserele 2 роки тому

      @@alltimelow101_p That came AFTER this video. so this was when he started airbending.

  • @shortysbox
    @shortysbox 4 роки тому +2015

    "All the earnings for this video will go towards therapy and counseling for those affected."
    Toast's revenue share: 'ight imma head out

    • @infaredx
      @infaredx 4 роки тому +9

      ^^^

    • @yashamiro7253
      @yashamiro7253 4 роки тому +1

      I see what u did there Ekkss Dee xD

    • @bruh-mw3ni
      @bruh-mw3ni 4 роки тому

      Can someone explain

    • @sen0629
      @sen0629 4 роки тому +1

      @@bruh-mw3ni fed was removed for harassing the girls in the house so that's why in the description it says the money would go towards therapy

  • @emant5501
    @emant5501 4 роки тому +729

    14:20 "He's got that y=mx+b fade" Gotta love that XD

  • @jaradetaburnal3956
    @jaradetaburnal3956 3 роки тому +154

    Poki: How do I measure 4 inches with my eyeballs?
    Lily and Fed: Mhm, wait what?

    • @mugiwara7116
      @mugiwara7116 5 місяців тому

      Lily was an absolute terror for everyone

  • @chuman5103
    @chuman5103 4 роки тому +1039

    The fact that toast still looks hot is upsetting. Get out of my lane toast

    • @BlindedMan
      @BlindedMan 4 роки тому +45

      Toast do be swerving on every lane

    • @qowkerf
      @qowkerf 4 роки тому +37

      We have a saying in germany: "Einen schönen Menschen entstellt nichts" - "You cant ruin a beautiful person". People with naturally good basics can pull off pretty much any look they want.

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 3 роки тому

      @@qowkerf i mean no offense but this reminds me of something else

  • @doctor.d.r7280
    @doctor.d.r7280 4 роки тому +683

    When the world needed it the most, Toast’s hair vanished

    • @AMATCHALATTE
      @AMATCHALATTE 4 роки тому +7

      @@domonon7338 When the world needed it the most, Anthpo's hair vanished as well

    • @jman8816
      @jman8816 4 роки тому +1

      @@AMATCHALATTE I never see you anymore D:

    • @tristanfrosty5791
      @tristanfrosty5791 4 роки тому +4

      And then everything changed when Lilly got the razer

    • @treesaa
      @treesaa 4 роки тому +1

      Man I was hoping that he was gonna grow his hair out to a ponytail lol

    • @AMATCHALATTE
      @AMATCHALATTE 4 роки тому

      @@jman8816 What?

  • @kingbingus9825
    @kingbingus9825 4 роки тому +1115

    Everyone’s gonna be touching Toasts head like he’s a Buddha lmao

    • @piecanl
      @piecanl 4 роки тому +19

      Wait,, he ISN'T??

    • @lestatvamperio4829
      @lestatvamperio4829 4 роки тому +1

      No on e like the comment it's at 420 likes

    • @yes-vl7gh
      @yes-vl7gh 4 роки тому

      dog,aghsnaAAAAAAAAAS
      AW***ESH*

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 роки тому

      he's Saitama and everyone is that guy in the Pikachu costume

    • @ivanpineslol
      @ivanpineslol 4 роки тому +3

      its monk, get it right Buddha has hair

  • @marklact4710
    @marklact4710 4 роки тому +243

    How about this :
    They messed up Toast's hair. So he decided to get it bald...

  • @Birbbs
    @Birbbs 4 роки тому +1362

    Me looking at Michael's after photo:
    "Hmmm nothing's changed.."
    Shows the back:
    "....oh"

    • @ssaammii
      @ssaammii 4 роки тому +5

      Holy shit it's long

    • @et1033
      @et1033 4 роки тому +5

      He deadass got the Jimin bangs, ngl

    • @Peak_Potato
      @Peak_Potato 4 роки тому

      Sami legit my hair

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 4 роки тому +798

    Toast is a baller: “shave my head for the content”

  • @allisonvu4706
    @allisonvu4706 4 роки тому +962

    The fact that Michael was right about the water because it straightens out the hair so it’s how long it actually is but it turned into a bowl cut Lmfao

    • @jensenmckey840
      @jensenmckey840 3 роки тому +16

      *mykull

    • @urfriendsteve
      @urfriendsteve 3 роки тому +6

      @@jensenmckey840 his name is spelled Michael in the title so either way is correct

    • @Daniel-dj7fh
      @Daniel-dj7fh 2 роки тому

      Making your hair wet also lengthens it, and cut wet, the dried hair might look unevn.

  • @kaye_poopie3476
    @kaye_poopie3476 3 роки тому +82

    "look up a photo of Jungkook on google images" michael what the h? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @victorchumacero7851
    @victorchumacero7851 4 роки тому +993

    I can see why they still uploaded this. Toast literally shaved his head for this video lmaooo

    • @72Yaca
      @72Yaca 4 роки тому +7

      Where the no shit sherlock police at??

    • @jalencontreras5268
      @jalencontreras5268 4 роки тому

      i was confused at the beginning lol

    • @luffyichigo850
      @luffyichigo850 4 роки тому +5

      For those who don't understand, this was recorded before fed left

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 4 роки тому

      @@luffyichigo850 what they typed

  • @brendanlynch2968
    @brendanlynch2968 4 роки тому +631

    Michael actually looked like a worried twelve year old when he heard about their mess ups.

    • @Callsign_Axel
      @Callsign_Axel 4 роки тому +5

      I think you mean, Michael WAS a worried twelve year old when he heard about their mess ups

    • @HanMestov
      @HanMestov 4 роки тому

      He's gonna bring out the tazer

  • @rush8301
    @rush8301 4 роки тому +708

    7:21
    Scarra: *You charge 40 for this piece of shit-*

    • @LONNESYRUPBITCH
      @LONNESYRUPBITCH 3 роки тому +5

      You needed just one letter more 😐

    • @user-ym7eh8pi5i
      @user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 роки тому +2

      How do you edit some one elses comment

    • @LONNESYRUPBITCH
      @LONNESYRUPBITCH 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-ym7eh8pi5i I wish that was possible...

    • @landon3933
      @landon3933 3 роки тому

      @@LONNESYRUPBITCH Well it the video cut off thats the joke

    • @LONNESYRUPBITCH
      @LONNESYRUPBITCH 3 роки тому

      @@landon3933 No

  • @SteamyLinguini
    @SteamyLinguini 4 роки тому +3541

    Take a shot everytime someone says “This didn’t age well” in an OfflineTV video with Fed in it.

    • @hi-lo-fi1953
      @hi-lo-fi1953 4 роки тому +135

      do u want me to die?????

    • @SteamyLinguini
      @SteamyLinguini 4 роки тому +50

      NACM DOWN! Perhaps

    • @garabahn9265
      @garabahn9265 4 роки тому +17

      Oh shit he is in the video but not in the roster oof

    • @amino-acid
      @amino-acid 4 роки тому +57

      That's just suicide with extra steps

    • @thederekchang
      @thederekchang 4 роки тому +10

      See you in heaven boiss

  • @Javier-tp1yb
    @Javier-tp1yb 4 роки тому +1109

    Toast: * getting a already terrifying haircut*
    Micheal not helping: BALD BALD BALD BALD

  • @crimsonsamurai887
    @crimsonsamurai887 4 роки тому +3312

    Lily: *writes men haircut for 40$*
    Scarra: *looks at michael*
    Also Scarra: *you charge 40 for this piece of sh-*

    • @ashutoshmatai
      @ashutoshmatai 4 роки тому +26

      Underrated, I'm dead😂😂😂

    • @potatoman8468
      @potatoman8468 4 роки тому +13

      @@ashutoshmatai I'm very sorry for your loss

    • @itslongford
      @itslongford 4 роки тому +3

      @@potatoman8468 lmao

    • @cruxruber7054
      @cruxruber7054 4 роки тому

      “Why are you backseat hair cutting!?”

    • @seenloll
      @seenloll 4 роки тому +3

      thank you we watched the video

  • @ojmachine
    @ojmachine 3 роки тому +20

    looking up the pictures of every K-Pop star Michael mentions to see what he's talking about made the experience 10x better

  • @johatho1122
    @johatho1122 4 роки тому +864

    because of all the fed stuff watching this video is really wierd. im glad they still posted it despite of everything tho

    • @relapseplus
      @relapseplus 4 роки тому +26

      yeah. it feels weird watching this with fed knowing that all the things he has done.

    • @bloosillu0209
      @bloosillu0209 4 роки тому +5

      Money money moneyy

    • @slasher2042
      @slasher2042 4 роки тому +19

      Kinda had a similar feeling when the Albert thing happened

    • @jazzyjoker9084
      @jazzyjoker9084 4 роки тому +8

      i enjoy it. I love fed

    • @Viper-cq3yd
      @Viper-cq3yd 4 роки тому

      True

  • @AR-fs4zz
    @AR-fs4zz 4 роки тому +1227

    Michael’s hair before: mullet/kind of hobo-ish
    Michael’s hair after: 6 year old who found the kitchen scissors

    • @jmsso3631
      @jmsso3631 4 роки тому +2

      A R i kinda like the old one

    • @doctor.d.r7280
      @doctor.d.r7280 4 роки тому +4

      Same category, different orientation

    • @mifftyislive
      @mifftyislive 4 роки тому

      Another man of culture i see.

    • @Magos_of_the_midwest
      @Magos_of_the_midwest 4 роки тому

      That is the description for michael’s haircut, but you need to add anime into it, or Harry Potter

    • @Imokay304
      @Imokay304 4 роки тому

      It really ain’t that bad

  • @artemtsarevskiy2785
    @artemtsarevskiy2785 4 роки тому +457

    Michael's face expression, even when he is happy: *PAIN AND SUFFERING*

  • @barhas0019
    @barhas0019 3 роки тому +6

    18:31 the atla intro but with toasts heart was hilarious

  • @h3oshark
    @h3oshark 4 роки тому +1384

    Offline Tv is so generous to give haircuts to homeless 12 year olds!

    • @Ace_9T
      @Ace_9T 4 роки тому

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @themightypotato0355
      @themightypotato0355 4 роки тому +18

      Let alone a crackhead 12 year old.

    • @BrennanLM
      @BrennanLM 4 роки тому

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 4 роки тому

      They're so fucking bad at it, not even cutting the way the hair grows, cutting straight against it with no plan. As a person who's cut their own hair for years this video TRIGGERS ME ARRARAHGAHGA i demand a apologi

    • @impking8159
      @impking8159 4 роки тому +5

      @@dogchaser520 you can't spell apology so you don't deserve it 😑

  • @2dtrash19
    @2dtrash19 4 роки тому +683

    I think this is the first time we've ever seen Michael afraid of anything.

    • @airlingquent
      @airlingquent 4 роки тому +16

      Michael was afraid of temmie in when he joined OTV

    • @flapsonni2137
      @flapsonni2137 4 роки тому +5

      He was afraid of the comments on his videos

    • @knowledge_leaf
      @knowledge_leaf 4 роки тому +5

      He was afraid of Poki in Ninja

    • @2dtrash19
      @2dtrash19 4 роки тому

      @@knowledge_leaf
      In all fairness, who wasn't?

    • @W4LD0_R
      @W4LD0_R 4 роки тому

      Not true, have you seen the energiser robot? If not go and watch it.
      It is a must!

  • @phroge4958
    @phroge4958 4 роки тому +853

    Scarra: literally begging for his life Lily: SnIP goEs tHe ScISsors

    • @Avvylonn
      @Avvylonn 4 роки тому +12

      Scarra: NooooOoooOo... you have to go to cosmetology school to learn the fundamentals of hair cutting to provide good service to your paying customers! Lily: Haha scissor goes snip

  • @vleanc
    @vleanc 3 роки тому +34

    Scarra's haircut doesn't look too bad. It's actually nice.

  • @sorathetroll
    @sorathetroll 4 роки тому +9817

    I don't know if I should be laughing at this or not, but this was a funny video lol

  • @brago1997
    @brago1997 4 роки тому +213

    i suffer from severe acne like michael and its affected my life in so many ways im so uncomfortable in my own skin and am always so self concious around people. seeing michael be so confident has given me so much hope!

    • @tofu_for_you3176
      @tofu_for_you3176 4 роки тому +9

      brago 97 be confident brother :^)

    • @greenin5537
      @greenin5537 4 роки тому +5

      Sry but I don't get how acne works. Why some people have more than others? Is it in the genes or something?

    • @nickkk9076
      @nickkk9076 4 роки тому +9

      @@greenin5537
      Well, it's all to do with your skin type. . . I think.
      It's common is teens (puberty) and if your skin is oily or you touch your face.
      All these factors add up to create acne and the bane of my existence.
      I hope this is accurate feel free to correct me, thanks.
      Cheers!

    • @pacx3014
      @pacx3014 4 роки тому +2

      Idk but people say sometimes it’s hygiene but like usually it’s not unless you have really bad hygiene

    • @anythinginbetween8469
      @anythinginbetween8469 4 роки тому +7

      Trolldamere it is heavily reliant on genetics, which influences your skin type, whether or not your skin is oily, how well your pores drain, and stuff like that. It very rarely is due purely to hygiene. And even people who have really good hygiene and take care of their skin can have really bad acne

  • @mrgoatman6202
    @mrgoatman6202 4 роки тому +444

    Michael referencing the Spongebob movie yelling “bald” is so poetic in ways I can’t explain

    • @doctor.d.r7280
      @doctor.d.r7280 4 роки тому

      Michael the poet

    • @cinnabruh6537
      @cinnabruh6537 4 роки тому +1

      You have 69 likes. Permission to ruin it?

    • @arielstarr9266
      @arielstarr9266 4 роки тому +1

      Im gonna like your comment just because of punpun.

  • @chaosful8533
    @chaosful8533 Рік тому +11

    The fact that Mimi is always so aggressive towards fed and only fed says a lot about him

  • @ImRastos
    @ImRastos 4 роки тому +150

    "He got that Y = MX+B fade!" I'm dying xD

  • @toxicsvoid
    @toxicsvoid 4 роки тому +1832

    Poki pointing at fed saying 'Im tired of him"
    *Foreshadowing intensifies*

  • @tobb_8774
    @tobb_8774 4 роки тому +1818

    Poki: holding chunk of toast’s hair “omg thats a lot”
    Fed and lily: trimmer go brrrrrrrrr

  • @On1onStudio
    @On1onStudio 3 роки тому +32

    0:14 Mimi still hates Fed

  • @blurishere
    @blurishere 4 роки тому +493

    Came back for Scarra’s: “You charge 40 dollars for this piece of shi-“

  • @joshuajung2985
    @joshuajung2985 4 роки тому +2244

    why tf does brodin literally know everything abt everything

    • @Cocogracev1
      @Cocogracev1 4 роки тому +95

      Because yes

    • @kybx4337
      @kybx4337 4 роки тому +94

      It’s something that needs to happen when you deal with these idiots 😂

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 4 роки тому +118

      it's literally common sense that's how you cut straight you ALWAYS cut straight they fucked everyone's hair up,they didn't even shave Toast right you can see patches of hair that didn't get cut short enough

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 3 роки тому +27

      @Scyntax I mean, it's normal for Poki and Lily to not know that since it is a thing with shorter hair. Fed tbf did the side so no flame there

    • @victoriagoomba
      @victoriagoomba 3 роки тому

      this comments at 666

  • @GigglingGoof
    @GigglingGoof 4 роки тому +463

    I have never seen a haircut where the “after” looks more in need of an actual haircut than the “before”

  • @soolay2698
    @soolay2698 3 роки тому +12

    Toast: depression
    Everyone else: *touching his head*
    Me: ...I LIKE YO CUT G

  • @merrick2792
    @merrick2792 4 роки тому +5554

    *Poki pointing at Fed and yelling "I'm tired of him"*
    yikes...

  • @leaguefan3186
    @leaguefan3186 4 роки тому +646

    Toast: "Can I have some of the revenue from this video"
    Scarra: "In light of recent events, all the earnings for this video will go towards therapy and counseling for those affected."

    • @spiderweb1212
      @spiderweb1212 4 роки тому +54

      bruh I think Toast should get some revenue for the counseling needed to recover from his haircut

    • @sergiopepe2210
      @sergiopepe2210 4 роки тому +6

      So yeah. Congrats Toasty!

    • @Emi-do9vm
      @Emi-do9vm 4 роки тому +5

      and by therapy, he means the Robo Dog

    • @Sound_Spark
      @Sound_Spark 4 роки тому +1

      @@Emi-do9vm that pisses alcohol

    • @sake42
      @sake42 4 роки тому

      Wait where’d he say that

  • @meltice_official
    @meltice_official 4 роки тому +288

    Toast's the real one here. "Do it for content" is such a badass line complimented by his personality already. It was worth it Toast! Every single second of it.

  • @mastershroodles4897
    @mastershroodles4897 3 роки тому +7

    16:13 he looks like if Hitler was a big fan of the Last airbender

    • @LONNESYRUPBITCH
      @LONNESYRUPBITCH 3 роки тому

      I was lightheaded and accidentally screamed my lungs out

  • @H3ArTM3LT
    @H3ArTM3LT 4 роки тому +389

    Lily: I'm trying my best
    Michael: try harder

  • @thecheneral97
    @thecheneral97 4 роки тому +642

    Michael: says "coronavirus"
    Offline TV: In terms of money, we have no money

    • @bluewolf5563
      @bluewolf5563 4 роки тому +1

      Heh noice

    • @Terrakol
      @Terrakol 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah... Yt is really dumb by censoring that word like it doesn't exist like any other american..
      When i say about american, i meant the dumb one

  • @Thosted
    @Thosted 4 роки тому +406

    3:49
    Lily: I’m trying my best!
    Michael: Try harder.
    Me: *sudden flashbacks to my traumatic Asian childhood*

    • @klazerito
      @klazerito 4 роки тому +6

      That's how asia work !

    • @fused481
      @fused481 4 роки тому +5

      Asian moms

    • @ImABoi-vz9wy
      @ImABoi-vz9wy 4 роки тому +2

      At least you don’t have a 3 inch scar on ur arm

    • @bumblaur
      @bumblaur 4 роки тому +3

      yup hahahahahaHAAHAHAMOMWHYHAVEYOUDONETHIS

    • @shinokuma6891
      @shinokuma6891 4 роки тому +4

      Why Am I Having PTSD

  • @yayes
    @yayes 11 місяців тому +1

    Scarra's deadpan plea of "Fed, if they're not even, when I look at people they're going to see me as stupid" is so indescribably funny.

  • @edsonsanchez_sh1nra
    @edsonsanchez_sh1nra 4 роки тому +514

    barber: Hey, what you goin for today?
    me: ah yes, i'd like to go for a "y=mx+b" fade, i think it suits me

  • @ChronoEclipse
    @ChronoEclipse 4 роки тому +421

    It always looks like Michael gets traumatized whenever Poki does something to him poor guy haha

    • @flipstry7293
      @flipstry7293 4 роки тому +10

      This is her getting back at him for almost losing her hand to his surgery robot

    • @ChronoEclipse
      @ChronoEclipse 4 роки тому +4

      Didn't he warn her about that though b4hand? Lol

    • @ChronoEclipse
      @ChronoEclipse 4 роки тому +2

      Nonetheless, Poki be scary man she's wearing a mask o.o

    • @trxsh5782
      @trxsh5782 4 роки тому +2

      its all because of that one game of ninja

    • @jujuganz8884
      @jujuganz8884 4 роки тому +3

      A 15 years old get bullied by an e girl

  • @BHBroadcast
    @BHBroadcast 4 роки тому +659

    Lilly: "I'm Trying my best"
    Michael: "I know you're trying your best"
    Also Micheal *"Try Harder"*
    XD

    • @boopis-
      @boopis- 4 роки тому +4

      He's trying so hard not to say "bitch" after that. xD

    • @badassfcknkid
      @badassfcknkid 4 роки тому

      Michael*

  • @thewestfire9729
    @thewestfire9729 3 роки тому +15

    18:10 - end is hilarious. The end of ATLA music plays and then the animated Avatar Toast. That’s just good content

  • @goodjuju8198
    @goodjuju8198 4 роки тому +638

    7:22 “you charge 40 for this piece of shi-“ perfectly cut

  • @satanthedevil7218
    @satanthedevil7218 4 роки тому +530

    Everyone’s after picture looks like they regret their whole life

  • @lukees6359
    @lukees6359 4 роки тому +408

    Scarra: *Gets a haircut*
    Scarra: *looks at everyone with murderous intent*

    • @bheronz
      @bheronz 4 роки тому +2

      I'd do it too if my friends are cutting my hair.

  • @oye4103
    @oye4103 Рік тому +2

    michael: im just going to bathroom real quick
    *distant screaming*

  • @jackfimbulowl4055
    @jackfimbulowl4055 4 роки тому +441

    When everyone is touching toasts head it was the most cursed thing I’ve seen this month

    • @r0bert852
      @r0bert852 4 роки тому +8

      Nahh Lily’s socks with hair is the most cursed shit I’ve seen all year

    • @ironbear5723
      @ironbear5723 4 роки тому +2

      @@bats9218 for me its not cursed, its depressing but cursed.

    • @Yoshicality
      @Yoshicality 4 роки тому +3

      @Lea Pokimane moved out, Fed got kicked out. you can find more info if you search it online

  • @H3ttapi
    @H3ttapi 4 роки тому +556

    8:25
    Poki: no, NO, IM TIRED OF HIM
    *cries

    • @Themidamultitool
      @Themidamultitool 4 роки тому +66

      That does hit different knowing he is kicked out now

    • @LtZeen
      @LtZeen 4 роки тому +2

      Ooooooof

    • @Allenonymous
      @Allenonymous 4 роки тому +2

      😫

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 4 роки тому +21

      Ngl, she looked like she was actually angry with Fed there. Not even just fake anger for the video or just messing with friends, she looked like she actually couldn't take Fed anymore.

    • @clewski5193
      @clewski5193 4 роки тому +8

      NERD_NATO nah, she was just joking there

  • @Snuffzy
    @Snuffzy 4 роки тому +1376

    It feels weird having fed in this. Like when you have an arguement in school but still eat together in the cafeteria...

    • @Bruh0904
      @Bruh0904 4 роки тому +40

      I was about to comment something super similar and was checking if anyone else thought the same thing lol

    • @sungwoothao1242
      @sungwoothao1242 4 роки тому +3

      truee

    • @sethcornelius8956
      @sethcornelius8956 4 роки тому +4

      Yes I was just thinking that when I clicked on the video

    • @lebraumjames1881
      @lebraumjames1881 4 роки тому +82

      I am pretty sure this was pre recorded tho

    • @strangeeonz
      @strangeeonz 4 роки тому +55

      Well feds gone, this was recorded before they kicked him. Its been weeks since they did this its just a late upload

  • @Mxntis
    @Mxntis 3 роки тому +6

    BRUH THE END WHEN THEY SHOWED THE HEART AT THE LAST AVATAR

  • @ryumiso1628
    @ryumiso1628 4 роки тому +488

    Every other offlinetv member: Scared about their hair when it was only minor changes
    Toast: Pulls a picture of saitama out. 'DO IT FOR CONTENT!'

    • @ballisticbee6001
      @ballisticbee6001 4 роки тому +7

      To be fair, it’s a lot easier to fuck up long haircuts than going bald.

  • @monokuma3346
    @monokuma3346 4 роки тому +275

    Michael Before: Long hair nice
    Michael After: 2017 flash backs

    • @barrada9893
      @barrada9893 4 роки тому

      thanks despair bear
      very cool

  • @erika8856
    @erika8856 4 роки тому +423

    honestly I respect Toast so much now. I cannot imagine shaving all my hair off. Not sure how much thought he put into that decision, but I respect it. He looks pretty good with it shaved too!

    • @miawhittleworth3840
      @miawhittleworth3840 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine if he did it do he didn't get a bad hair cut 🤣

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 роки тому

      Me who has a shaved head as my hairstyle for 13 years : *YeS*

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 3 роки тому +1

      @@wongcayven9893 I can see you have hair in your profilepic

    • @stanley867
      @stanley867 Рік тому

      ye and then he went to have like the hugest glow up after he shaved his head. like bro actually turned to david goggins

  • @notenngee
    @notenngee 3 роки тому +1

    8:42 - "Love You Love You Love" - Mighty Switch Force!

  • @jackhoward8
    @jackhoward8 4 роки тому +510

    15:50 Toast: Can i get some of the revenue from this video?
    Description: ".. all the earnings for this video will go towards therapy and counseling for those affected"
    Yeah, about that...

    • @impulseace6307
      @impulseace6307 4 роки тому +12

      so it's basically for toast qwq

    • @smol4958
      @smol4958 4 роки тому +4

      And mykull

    • @smol4958
      @smol4958 4 роки тому +3

      I just read the description wasn’t it lily and poki tho

    • @stwclan2574
      @stwclan2574 4 роки тому +2

      So that’s a no for our boy toast

    • @hipeople7338
      @hipeople7338 4 роки тому +2

      It is for the robo dog. That is therapy, right?

  • @TheCreepypastaGamer64
    @TheCreepypastaGamer64 4 роки тому +313

    "I'm trying my besst!"
    "I'm glad you're trying your best.
    Try harder."

  • @derickiam9958
    @derickiam9958 4 роки тому +480

    Poki: remembers Michael calling mimi a goblin after her hair cut
    Michael: oh no
    Poki: my time has come

  • @BobRoss-uq2wu
    @BobRoss-uq2wu 4 роки тому +507

    Scarra looks so different without glasses and it was so weird when he had them on, cos I’ve almost never seen it before

  • @mizuki9919
    @mizuki9919 4 роки тому +655

    So no one is gonna talk about the fact that they are using KITCHEN SCISSORS

  • @aar0n.mp364
    @aar0n.mp364 4 роки тому +402

    I actually woke up and watched this thinking the fed situation was just a dream

    • @unkookole
      @unkookole 4 роки тому +23

      I wish it was

    • @claudiog.vaquerisaz9264
      @claudiog.vaquerisaz9264 4 роки тому +12

      That makes two of us

    • @unstoppablee361
      @unstoppablee361 4 роки тому +1

      The fed situation is too tooo big

    • @KimekOwnz
      @KimekOwnz 4 роки тому +15

      At 8:23 Poki emotionally shouts "I'm Tired of Him" and she covers it up with a laugh, I doubt she only said that for content or as a joke.

    • @Hoxllyiee
      @Hoxllyiee 4 роки тому +4

      Shit happens. People need to work on themselves and thats just reality. Sadly people can be toxic.

  • @eleven8700
    @eleven8700 3 роки тому

    8:01 Scarra and Toast looked like some cute little trashes on one corner-
    I just can't-
    😂😂😂

  • @sophiac8459
    @sophiac8459 4 роки тому +475

    *reads description*
    me: well i guess toast wont be getting all the revenue for his hair

  • @narutails
    @narutails 4 роки тому +510

    It's like Lily forgot everything about the time she cut Michael's hair.

  • @strawberrhea
    @strawberrhea 4 роки тому +628

    “all earnings will go towards therapy and counselling for those affected” 👏🏻

    • @romanrai5769
      @romanrai5769 4 роки тому +2

      I got a massage off him 😨 I need 15k

    • @mutedphoenix.3848
      @mutedphoenix.3848 4 роки тому +12

      Big Clanker Boy um that’s not the point she made

    • @booneary
      @booneary 4 роки тому +1

      Why was he kicked?

    • @cherry-nw1sl
      @cherry-nw1sl 4 роки тому +2

      @@booneary too many shit happened, watch any videos on yt about it.

    • @juustox
      @juustox 4 роки тому +2

      @@booneary doing not very great touching to the girls

  • @JustaRandomGuyWatchingYoutube
    @JustaRandomGuyWatchingYoutube 4 роки тому +10

    "Damn i messed up we gotta go bald"

  • @saraimurphy738
    @saraimurphy738 4 роки тому +84

    “He’s got that y=mx+b fade.”😂😂😂

  • @Benxall
    @Benxall 4 роки тому +239

    "all the earnings for this video will go towards therapy and counseling for those affected."
    Mainly Toast, cause holy shit they did him dirty

    • @shaggybaggums
      @shaggybaggums 4 роки тому +8

      And then made him clean up all the hair he doesn't have.

    • @sammas3900
      @sammas3900 4 роки тому

      Oh I thought they were talking about fed or other girls who needed help after what fed did to them

    • @kmaxk9591
      @kmaxk9591 4 роки тому +3

      Logan Fuller ....thats cause they do