I always loved the bit at the end of "Dumb Dumbs and Dragons" where Hoss meets his dopleganger/possible ancestor Sir Boss Del Guapo who Billy ends up transporting back to Endsville. Boss is wearing a dragon costume and advertising 1/2 off on egg rolls at a Chinese restaurant. They both stare at each other for a few minutes and Hoss decides that getting egg rolls sounds good. Boss remarks "Man, that guy was ugly!"
Which still makes no sense, being a mummy isn't genetic... But the powers of the Egyptian Gods granted to only the mightiest of pharaohs, yeah, that stays in your bloodline.
This killed me much more rewatching as an adult. Man I miss this humor Cartoon Network did during this time “double layered humor” a joke kids can find funny that takes a different meaning as an adult making revisits funnier than the last visit.
Never thought I say this but "Yes, mommy." has a very menacing aura depending on who's saying it and why. Hoss DEFINITELY makes it terrifying to hear if you're on the other end of his gaze, he's in his monster killing mood, and you so happen to be a monster.
It was also a gratifying moment for Hoss, considering that he had to just stand there and be embarrassed by his mother while the chocolate monsters were within earshot. Hence, why his gaze is also a half smile that says: "Alright Snickers, lets see you keep on snickering after our 'playtime'". If only we got a cutaway to their immediate reaction to his gaze.
0:55 I love how “the slow pony to the rubber forest" KIND OF make sense when you listen to it, but when you take it apart, you’re like “What the hell is he TALKING about?”
I’m guessing a rubber forest would be a lot harder to injure yourself in, sort of like the outdoor equivalent of padded walls and rounded corners, so he doesn’t give himself another mental-impairing concussion by running headlong into a tree. Slow pony is probably a variant of short bus.
Ohhhh weeee wooouuld Like so sail the ocean Cover o-ur skin with lotion But we can't, cause we're extinct We'd love to go to Pego We'll get panagea's made by Nego But we can't, cause we're extinct Extinct's being extinct We can't dance, or sing, or wink We can't try to crawl or use the bathroom sink ... ...might be hot But we can't, cause we're extinct
"All the cars in town are destroyed!" "Not mine" *Giant fist shaped car tank bursts forth from the ground. "Whoa. How come I never see you drive that thing?" "Hoss DelGado doesn't drive stick."
@@bustedkeaton his appearance is Snake Plisskin from Escape from New York/L.A., interchangeable hand is from Ash of the Evil Dead universe, and his name is an homage to Gangbuster from DC
There is an alternative Hoss Delgado who is insanely (literally) terrified of the supernatural while a one-eyed cyborg-handed/legged Gladys goes around using confusing one liners and hunting the paranormal.
i love this kind of badass. they're not always this whole "is stoic but will kill you" thing, Hoss has a lot of his twists with being a badass. He isn't perfect(as mentioned that he pisses his bed so many times, is afraid of the dark, actually a bit insecure), but he knows humor very well xD
In the spanish language there is no equivalent to the name Hoss (at least i think) therefore his name was dubbed as "René" which makes the name "René Delgado" and i recall there being a line were he shortens his name to "Renegado" which is just spanish for renegade (obviously ig).
@@IronMan-tk8uc Age gets to any person, no matter how kind the years have been to them. I mean, have you seen what happened to Mr. T? It's only natural.
“Alright who wants the first spanking?” *Chocolate Demon Bar with Daddy Kink smiles and raises hand like he’s been waiting his whole life for that moment.*
Love how he's specifically based on Escape From LA Snake and not New York. The weird leather shirt, the twangy Carpenter western guitar score that plays whenever he shows up
"You better consider our little.....Billy, for your hoity-toity school, or I'll be sending you home to your mama with a jelly jar shoved up your nose."
Heh...yep...that scene gave us a meme from TGAOBAM. Also...like someone else said(agreeing with them)...I'm surprised Billy and Mandy haven't had their share of memes...but no worries...I'm sure someone'll make some soon. 😎
"I've been bitten by ghosts, haunted by mole rats and slapped by vampires. I think I've earned a free hot dog."
Count Spankulot reference?
Sir this is a wendy's.
Okay where would you like your free weiner
@@ilovepandas1246 draculas very um.. "confusing" best friend, along with count from mina and the count
Kyle Burns I spit my drink when I read your comment XD
Hoss is not an idiot - he's been driven mad by all of his horrifying encounters with the supernatural
To fate any normal person might been driven mad by all of that stuff and monsters
Sooooo....... Dean Winchester?
@@mehnah5033
Um...
Yeah
So... tts kaldor draigo
Hoss was inspired by Evil Dead.
There is no greater insult than the fact that we never got the under fist spinoff.
There was a pilot for it though... RebelTaxi mentioned it in his video about Billy and Mandy...
Blame the stupid CEO who at the time want live action shows instead.
@@andrewpotts those got cancelled too. I'm still waiting for the second season of "Tower Prep".
@@ronaldocana3392 lmao I didnt think people remembered that show. All that time setting up mysteries for nothing
@@ronaldocana3392 honestly live actions didn’t really have a place on CN I miss a few but it’s for the best that they’re gone
My personal favorite is:
"My memory isn't what it used to be. It used to be... a unicorn."
I always loved the bit at the end of "Dumb Dumbs and Dragons" where Hoss meets his dopleganger/possible ancestor Sir Boss Del Guapo who Billy ends up transporting back to Endsville. Boss is wearing a dragon costume and advertising 1/2 off on egg rolls at a Chinese restaurant. They both stare at each other for a few minutes and Hoss decides that getting egg rolls sounds good. Boss remarks "Man, that guy was ugly!"
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nice
@@WolfyRed I think this is the most likes I've got on anything ever (that I know of)
That sounds like a blade runner reference
this dude is a fucking borderlands character
You forgot “And on my tenth birthday my mother revealed she always wanted a daughter and from that day forth I was known ..as her little Rosey.”
Huh, so he and Nagisa have two things in common.
@@Mike_Dubo and doofenshmirtz
@@emcrectangled I mean doof was raised as a lawn gnome not a girl, but almost the same
@@lordtoomas but i remember him being forced to wear the pink clothes and stuff
@@emcrectangled been a while but they might have been his mum's hand-me-downs
“I was so aftaid of the dark, I never closed my eyes” probably the most hardcore thing said about the most childish thing
*proceeds to hit the Pink Panther with his eye wide open*
@@klam05 that was Snagglepuss. He also ran over Yogi Bear, Boo Boo, and Huckleberry Hound in that same episode
@@SonicExeFemale and also secret squirrel
"Let's just say Kyle is no longer a problem"
That one gets me every single time for over a decade.
He is a psycho
Doofinshmirtz should takes on that on how to get revenge from a baking soda volcano
Ed, Edd, and Eddy need to take notes so they can hope to someday outsmart Plank.
What did He do?
@@plentyolsoup5044 trafficking
Irwin: I'm not a real vampire!
Me: Irwin, your grandfather is Dracula.
Which makes him only 25% vampire. In fact, he’s mostly mummy (50% thanks to his mother)
Which still makes no sense, being a mummy isn't genetic... But the powers of the Egyptian Gods granted to only the mightiest of pharaohs, yeah, that stays in your bloodline.
And his mom is a mommy
@@MemesToa He's a daywalker!
@@wingedbluj1674 I mean it also doesn't make sense because his mom was dead when she got pregnant with him...
Hoss: “Alright who wants the first spanking”
Monster: 👋🥴
That emoji face 😆😆😆
Me next
This killed me much more rewatching as an adult. Man I miss this humor Cartoon Network did during this time “double layered humor” a joke kids can find funny that takes a different meaning as an adult making revisits funnier than the last visit.
Same
*7 Mile Spanking Machine intensifies*
I’ll never forgive Cartoon Network for turning down the spinoff
But if they didn’t we would have never gotten masterpieces like Out of Jimmy’s Head.
@@dylanbuchanan6511 I forgot about that show. An insane kid who sees cartoon characters that don’t exist, how could that go wrong?
@@dylanbuchanan6511 o hell nah
Give us Underfist!
Oh right that stupid movie...
*whispers* WHAT?! they made a series about that?! Prepare yourself cn! You've been living on borrowed time!!!
"Okay little girl, I've had it up to here with your facts and theories."
“Listen here, FISH WOMAN.”
*Mandy looks at her nonexistent nose in shock*
@@OmegaSword4 "Fish..woman?"
During the "nobody is born cool" part, his robot hand turns real.
Also during the Pat the Baker part he isnt actually pressing anything on the controller
@@toadaux4691 maybe he was watching a cutscene lol
Who is the guy he’s talking about? I’ve never seen him
That's how cool he is
@@Raleyg the show's director maybe?
Every time I hear Deidrich Bader’s voice all I hear is Batman
I hear rex kwan do
Same...also...I believe it's the voice from Batman The Brave and The Bold. 😎
@@alexmercer9672 it is the same va as Brave and the Bold
@@alexmercer9672 Yes. And Harley Quinn too.
@@Sonichero151
Cool...also who did the guy voice first?...the guy from TGAOBAM...or BMTBATB Batman? 🤔😎
Billy: Is that how you lost your one leg, your one hand and your one eye?
Hoss: No. My mommy told me not to run with scissors.
I believe it was Irwin who asked it.
@@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 We were both wrong. It was Fred Fred Burger who asked in Underfist: Halloween Bash. Always fun to rewatch.
@@shirrahnmcnair974 Fred Fred Burger! Yes!
The "I used to wet the bed until I was 32... I'm 33." Has lived in my head rent free for 15 years
Never thought I say this but "Yes, mommy." has a very menacing aura depending on who's saying it and why. Hoss DEFINITELY makes it terrifying to hear if you're on the other end of his gaze, he's in his monster killing mood, and you so happen to be a monster.
Unless you’re that different one at 0:23
You don't want to see what _isn't_ playing nice, bub.
*Insensitive jerk!*
-some random zombie that got his head blown off by hoss
Right.. and after the "yes mommy " the man nukes an entire army of chocolate monsters with a single punch.
It was also a gratifying moment for Hoss, considering that he had to just stand there and be embarrassed by his mother while the chocolate monsters were within earshot. Hence, why his gaze is also a half smile that says: "Alright Snickers, lets see you keep on snickering after our 'playtime'". If only we got a cutaway to their immediate reaction to his gaze.
0:55 I love how “the slow pony to the rubber forest" KIND OF make sense when you listen to it, but when you take it apart, you’re like “What the hell is he TALKING about?”
he's askin if billy is mentally slow lol
I don’t understand slow pony to rubber Forrest, does that mean slow car to the Forrest where there is rubber so that what happens ?
Yeah he's definitely got that punch-drunk stupid where he kind of loses his train of thought halfway through a sentence
Slow pony. Calling Billy slow. Rubber forest. Rubber helmets put on disabled children that experience coordination issues and seizures.
I’m guessing a rubber forest would be a lot harder to injure yourself in, sort of like the outdoor equivalent of padded walls and rounded corners, so he doesn’t give himself another mental-impairing concussion by running headlong into a tree.
Slow pony is probably a variant of short bus.
"He's raising an unholy army of singing dinosaurs." was always one of my favorites.
“I’ll fix his wagon!”
Ohhhh weeee wooouuld
Like so sail the ocean
Cover o-ur skin with lotion
But we can't, cause we're extinct
We'd love to go to Pego
We'll get panagea's made by Nego
But we can't, cause we're extinct
Extinct's being extinct
We can't dance, or sing, or wink
We can't try to crawl or use the bathroom sink
...
...might be hot
But we can't, cause we're extinct
"Have you ever seen her when she's mad? SHE GETS REALLY FREAKY MAN. No way, I'm not storming that beach alone."
Ha
"All the cars in town are destroyed!"
"Not mine"
*Giant fist shaped car tank bursts forth from the ground.
"Whoa. How come I never see you drive that thing?"
"Hoss DelGado doesn't drive stick."
He hunts down the supernatural but can't drive a stick shift?
@@MASTEROFEVIL Thosw are 2 completely different skill sets. Plus one eats up a lot of time, making it difficult to learn stick
@@kamikaze4172 Fair enough
Jeff: *remembers playing with a tree stick like a car* "I can drive stick!"
I love how his haircut changes every episode
He's such an underrated character holy shit
His character is a parody of Duke Nukem
@@MASTEROFEVIL not snake?
@@bustedkeaton Partly
@@bustedkeaton his appearance is Snake Plisskin from Escape from New York/L.A., interchangeable hand is from Ash of the Evil Dead universe, and his name is an homage to Gangbuster from DC
The "By Thor's Banjo woman, you are a temptress" line got me
I never realize Hoss was voice by Batman
Other way
“By Thor’s banjo” that really butters my eggs.
Hoss Delgado is Billy's genderbent mom from a post-apocalyptic AU.
Weirdly accurate
There is an alternative Hoss Delgado who is insanely (literally) terrified of the supernatural while a one-eyed cyborg-handed/legged Gladys goes around using confusing one liners and hunting the paranormal.
My favorite: "He's raising an unholy army of singing dinosaurs."
Never gets old.
Hehe
"I've been cooked in hotter fires than this." -Hoss Delgato
"You've made my clothes all sticky and gross, now I'm likely to get a rash."
"You leave me no choice but to fight...naked."
Massively strong, utterly dedicated, completely fearless in the face of the supernatural and undead. I think Hoss might be a paladin.
Is intelligence his dump stat?
Who also has a thing for the Goddess of Discord
His int points went to extra con
The himbo paladin allegations live on
“Good chair! Have you ever gone werewolf hunting in the Canadian outback? You’re lucky to back at negative five percent alive!”
1:01 I didn't expect that 😂
A surprise to be sure... But a welcome one
It was obvious what did you expect, him to stop the car and hug her? That would take common sense something he obviously doesn't have!!😂😂
She had it coming honestly
I have a chip in my head that heats up when I'm around someone stupid.
Right now, my brain feels like the sun in a pizza oven.
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I loved this guy. He was both badass and hilarious. I also had a cartoon crush on him. I think it was the mullet.
By Thor’s banjo, woman, you are a temptress .
*gets mowed down by a giant truck*
@@DeltaDanner "When a praying mantis devours her mate, it means she loves him. When I do it, it means I'm CRAAAZY!" *laughs*
"I'VE GOT A MULLET STANFORD" that just randomly popped in my head
“Not on my watch... my mother gave me that watch, rest her soul.”
I'm elated to hear a unique scream instead a stock one for that chocolate soldier. The VA really put 110% in that delivery.
“I wet the bed so much my father called me the midnight sailor till I was 32 years old”
I'm 33
i love this kind of badass. they're not always this whole "is stoic but will kill you" thing, Hoss has a lot of his twists with being a badass. He isn't perfect(as mentioned that he pisses his bed so many times, is afraid of the dark, actually a bit insecure), but he knows humor very well xD
In the spanish language there is no equivalent to the name Hoss (at least i think) therefore his name was dubbed as "René" which makes the name "René Delgado" and i recall there being a line were he shortens his name to "Renegado" which is just spanish for renegade (obviously ig).
The hoss delgado redesign was the most painful part of my childhood
Honestly I prefer all the underfist designs
Completely uncalled redesign. I truly don't know why they do this!
@@IronMan-tk8uc
Age gets to any person, no matter how kind the years have been to them.
I mean, have you seen what happened to Mr. T?
It's only natural.
@@issabeganovic8822 Age? This is an animated character!
“Alright who wants the first spanking?”
*Chocolate Demon Bar with Daddy Kink smiles and raises hand like he’s been waiting his whole life for that moment.*
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Love how he's specifically based on Escape From LA Snake and not New York. The weird leather shirt, the twangy Carpenter western guitar score that plays whenever he shows up
This has gotten ~200% funnier to me since I realized that he also voiced Batman in BTBATB
That scream at the end is golden
That kinky ass chocolate bar in the beginning tho 🤣
Same bro
“HE SLOWLY STARTED TO SEDUCE ME” 🥴
Isn’t he the voice of Batman from Brave and the Bold?? I love him omg🏆✨
He is!
The scream at the end kills me everytime
"Is he on the bullet train to Smartsville or is he riding the slow pony to the Rubber Forest" I fucking can't 🤣
I can totally see Endgame Thor owning a banjo.
I’m only 25 and the nostalgia hitting HARD can’t imagine when I’m 40
"You better consider our little.....Billy, for your hoity-toity school, or I'll be sending you home to your mama with a jelly jar shoved up your nose."
This show had one of the best one liners. I'm glad this also Batman's, and in one series, Booster Gold's voice
1:49 has me dead as fuck 😂
0:01 if ANY of you say that the mouse isn’t cute
Your wrong
The mouse is ADORABLE
I love the mouse. To this day when I sometimes lose my train of thought I will make the cute little sounds it makes.
God. I love the writing and delivery. Such a great show.
1:03 Gets me cackling every time.
Oh, what the hell. It all gets me.
Jokes aside, Hoss is seriously an underrated character in this show.
Skarr, Hoss, Jeff, and Fred in the same clip🤣
anybody remember when billy said the clowns are coming! the clowns are coming! reminded me of the killer clowns back then lmao
Underrated comment
That was Genius🤯🤣
@@gabrielpimentel9964 lmao thanks man!
@@HYP3M0D368 you are welcome
1:46 is a whole vibe
I was hoping for the novel line “IM EATING ONE!!!”🤣
"Why I was so afraid of the dark, I never closed my eyes."
*murders Snagglepuss*
"I was was so afraid of the dark, I never closed my eyes."
**Runs over Snagglepuss**
"Sweet cheeks."
**Runs over Eris**
If you pause at 1:07, you can see Eris's heart popping out from here mouth and here eyes are crossed out with a big X.
@@tsarisnotgaming0223 Let's face it... she's into it.
"Riding the slow pony to the rubber forest" is now a go-to line.
0:25-0:31 And thus, a meme was born
nnnnaahhh
@@HYP3M0D368 yes
@@fatkrab7556 ill let it slide
Kinda surprising there isn't more Billy and Mandy memes
Heh...yep...that scene gave us a meme from TGAOBAM.
Also...like someone else said(agreeing with them)...I'm surprised Billy and Mandy haven't had their share of memes...but no worries...I'm sure someone'll make some soon. 😎
“He’s raising an unholy army of singing dinosaurs” is missing.
0:25 I've seen this spread around as a meme too many times, I forgot the original picture
"You’ve never been in true love until you’ve been eaten by a giant bug” looks like Hoss has a vore fetish.
It's a running gag in that episode too. Eris keeps turning into a giant bug and eating him.
The Midnight Sailor line is fucking amazing.
What’s even better? This dude voiced Batman in Brave and the Bold so essentially this is Batman who lost your mind
Holy shit....Hoss Delgato.....is the ORIGINAL GIGA CHAD!
The names Hoss *inhales deeply into his own armpit* Hossssss Dellllgatoo
God I miss this show, it's one of my favorites
For First Time I Saw The Rat In The Brain Joke, It Made Me Joyful And Made Me Enjoy Seeing Rats Doing Weird Shit
Makes some of the dumbest and embarrassing things sound badass, one of the best characters
I never realized how many hairstyles Hoss Delgado had
Nobody is born cool except
The boys ;)
Bless the owner of this channel. We love you, you’ve been there when we needed you most. True OG 💖
I bet it was a party behind the scenes! These lines are so hard not to laugh out loud!
"You play nice now..."
*"Yes, mommy."*
[Proceeds to explode a fucking nuke]
I think the evil marshmallow with a hat was a Ghostbusters reference. If everyone else knew that, then I'm just the last guy to learn this.
i just rewatched this for the first time in a while and got a resse’s cups ad at the end 😭😭😭
That first scene with the mouse getting stuck in the wheel made me feel so sad when I was a kid.
0:59 Dude just ran over Snagglepuss XD
That episode had this running gag where Hoss keeps running over Hanna Barbara characters while talking to Irwin in his car.
@@glowworm2 That's why Billy and Mandy was one of those cartoons that was in it's own league. lol
"nobody is born cool, except of course"
WHO IS THAT!?!
I don't know
The little mouses “bah” is the cutest thing ever.
And yet Irwin is a dhampire of sorts, part human, part vampire, part mummy.
A crazy combination and no powers to speak of.
The hamster scene was my favorite, and still is!
TADAAY MON!!
Goodchair, you wanna know what it's like to hunt a bloodthirsty werewolf through the Canadian outback,
You're lucky to come back naked and 5% alive
Hoss created a huge explosion with his fist , dude is scary
I love how Scar’s face spells “why am I not surprised.”
"By Thor's banjo, woman, you are a temptress!".
I must find a chance to declare "By Thor's banjo!" At some point
Dang, It’s always that evil marshmallow stepfather
2:05 I love how Scar is just like "I don't know hat the fuck I expected..."
My favorite is when he transforms irwin into a version of him and hes like "hold still while I chainsaw your hand off"
0:20 what every mother says when she has the chancla
Nobody is born cool, except of course...
Diedrich Bader has such a cool voice.
The fact that he ran over that girl with the tractor was absolutely amazing
2:12 When your mom tells you to play nice on Call of Duty but, you're a trashtalker.
And you just hit a killstreak.
*TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!*
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣