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  • @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
    @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 7 років тому +147

    "She was like really cheating on me, fucking around" "That's not nice" lmao Lee is the fucking best

  • @AlexanderLorenzoVideo
    @AlexanderLorenzoVideo 4 роки тому +61

    The guests who interact with both Lee & Joey make for the best episodes.

  • @albertfayroyan7019
    @albertfayroyan7019 2 роки тому +64

    Joey- “Mexican Robert Plant”
    Felipe- “Robert Planta”
    😂😂😂🤣🤣❤️

  • @tonykennedy5522
    @tonykennedy5522 6 років тому +91

    Ezspara is the type of dude who would lose your car if you loaned it to him, but you'd have to forgive him as soon as he started explaining in his weeded out latin accent. So relaxin

  • @angelocaudle93
    @angelocaudle93 6 років тому +47

    “Boulder is basically Hawaii..on land” 😂😂

  • @barrymcokinner2718
    @barrymcokinner2718 5 років тому +194

    I love how Felipe talks to both, lee and Joey. he seems like a fkn cool guy.

    • @nSpiraliArchitectb
      @nSpiraliArchitectb 5 років тому +20

      Felipe is real as it gets. Wish he came on more often.

    • @Sunshine_Daydream222
      @Sunshine_Daydream222 4 роки тому +2

      He's going to prepare better next time hopefully lol he's way too ripped to tell a good story 🤣

    • @passeddown9979
      @passeddown9979 3 роки тому +5

      Armen; I'm from Southern Texas and Felipe Esparza is pretty much the embodiment of every naturally funny friend I've ever had. I showed my family 'Nobody's Laughing at You' and they were dying with laughter because it was so true and shameles.

    • @THEYREHEREhorrorclub
      @THEYREHEREhorrorclub 3 роки тому

      Great guy

    • @ovo1984
      @ovo1984 2 роки тому

      @@passeddown9979 i can second this lmao

  • @Victimless.Crime.Recordings
    @Victimless.Crime.Recordings 3 роки тому +20

    20:40 no one talking bout Felipes impression of Joey HAHA tremendous

  • @gonzojr.8648
    @gonzojr.8648 7 років тому +89

    The Ralphie May episode when he helps beautiful Lee with the yellow thing is your best... But Felipe is your best guest you constantly have now;) cuz he's on our level... We all need those low eyes just to make it thru this life... Thank you guys' for your precious life stories... love ya fam. Even the bravest people wouldn't expose themselves so well. It's honorable to say the least. Happy New year dude

    • @gibememoni
      @gibememoni 7 років тому +2

      How is lee on their level. He had a good upbringing and his rich dad paid his college and rent, helped him land this job, still pays his rent. He's not winning any brad pitt look a like contest any time soon but other than that, what struggle?

    • @1990sodapop
      @1990sodapop 7 років тому

      Ash Chray what episode is that

    • @gonzojr.8648
      @gonzojr.8648 6 років тому +1

      1990sodapop episode #454

    • @RRich100
      @RRich100 6 років тому +2

      Jay Rama Theo is always great

    • @MrWorld-hc5rs
      @MrWorld-hc5rs 5 років тому

      @@JS-bk4pnomg that Theo and Joey magic mushrooms podcast.

  • @ZackP504
    @ZackP504 7 років тому +95

    Felipe: "Cheating on me y'know like, really fucking cheating on me."
    Lee: "That's not nice."

  • @joshuafrederick7315
    @joshuafrederick7315 7 років тому +214

    "bong hits clear your lungs, its a known fact" lol

    • @patrickpk6299
      @patrickpk6299 6 років тому +14

      I'm not doctor lolool!

    • @jx0x3
      @jx0x3 5 років тому +8

      "Starve a cold"
      "Choke a caugh"

    • @etyrnalizd4603
      @etyrnalizd4603 4 роки тому +11

      Joshua Frederick he’s not even wrong though bro. Anytime I hit my gravity bong I hock up the fattest luigis in the universe

    • @DaCashRap
      @DaCashRap 3 роки тому +10

      @@etyrnalizd4603 If you're hittin' a gravity bong in America, shout out to you!

    • @etyrnalizd4603
      @etyrnalizd4603 3 роки тому +2

      @@DaCashRap man is that some kinda foreign thing? I went straight from smoking out of cans to smoking out of gravity bongs as a kid 😂 it got me so so so much higher I couldn’t believe it.

  • @BefallenLegate
    @BefallenLegate 7 років тому +61

    I get it now after missing a bunch of the live episodes. Comparing how bad the audio was live and to this. Thanks lee for your hard work of going through the long editing processes. Complainers can cry in a corner with their suckers.

    • @MrPland1992
      @MrPland1992 7 років тому

      BefallenLegate nah don't hype that fat incompetent fuck up. UA-cam and everything else cuts the quality for anything streamed. He didn't do shit to the audio

    • @JC-wj5os
      @JC-wj5os 7 років тому +6

      Flying Jew doing work!

    • @bigdog5214
      @bigdog5214 6 років тому +11

      MrPland1992 you sound like a straight hater...lol bitch

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 2 роки тому

      Its his job you cucko

  • @JoseCastillo-cr3gh
    @JoseCastillo-cr3gh 7 років тому +106

    Lee "smoking hash gave me bronchitis" Syatt

  • @Voxterx
    @Voxterx 7 років тому +29

    Joey diaz show the only show i dont skip the intro ads lolol

  • @Tbss77
    @Tbss77 7 років тому +149

    “Bouldah”

    • @bluespartaninc
      @bluespartaninc 7 років тому +2

      Jim Morrison all i can hear out of everything he's saying

    • @lensperspective9753
      @lensperspective9753 7 років тому +1

      Broodah

    • @97McLuvin
      @97McLuvin 6 років тому

      Bolduh

    • @jameshall949
      @jameshall949 6 років тому +1

      I literally just heard him say this as i was scrolling down and saw this.
      Lit.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 6 років тому

      Joey's accent is nothing compared to Felipe's! Felipe was born and raised in America, too

  • @dannymay2820
    @dannymay2820 5 років тому +7

    You beat her azz - Felipe Esparza. Lol that was great.

  • @RustyChevy
    @RustyChevy 7 років тому +87

    Oh shit just when my Friday was starting to suck. Ima smoke a number and get my mind right

    • @humbug4478
      @humbug4478 7 років тому +4

      0311coors Saturday morning here in southern hemisphere however I'm definitely with ya

    • @RustyChevy
      @RustyChevy 7 років тому +4

      Sassenach Gods Elect stay blessed! Greetings from San Antonio Texas USA.

    • @armedessential
      @armedessential 7 років тому

      Yezirrr

    • @nicholasduck9663
      @nicholasduck9663 7 років тому

      Cheers brother

    • @NobodysGh0sT
      @NobodysGh0sT 7 років тому +2

      0311coors That's exactly what I'm doin with my girl. Livin like a Docta!

  • @codyg6514
    @codyg6514 7 років тому +70

    Felipe's got the heart of an aardvark on steroids. What a champ.

  • @luisattack
    @luisattack 4 місяці тому +1

    I loved the “things golfers say four , five” 🤣🤣

  • @ggamba9729
    @ggamba9729 5 років тому +4

    Lots of good luck Joey from New Jersey. Outstanding time with Felipe the master, in my opinion, making us laugh.

  • @miguelmarrero6760
    @miguelmarrero6760 7 років тому +4

    Gotta work a double tomorrow, 2hs left to sleep and I am glued to this. Joey is the godfather. -baza oshea

  • @dropxshotz7524
    @dropxshotz7524 7 років тому +6

    this was a great one joey diaz, thanks for the great content

  • @SheaRoberts
    @SheaRoberts 7 років тому +76

    Dude looks like a big Mexican Chewbaca

    • @AdrianGonzalez-wl2rw
      @AdrianGonzalez-wl2rw 7 років тому +2

      Hahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂

    • @Sunshine_Daydream222
      @Sunshine_Daydream222 4 роки тому +2

      Arturito 🤣

    • @leejganderson7827
      @leejganderson7827 4 роки тому +2

      🌟🔎🌟🔎🌟🔎🌟🔎🌟
      He look Alan Parson I can read your mind...just looking at you like....
      Or that sings i read your Mind just looking at you...!!!

    • @CoronaTheVirus
      @CoronaTheVirus 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ramoage15
    @ramoage15 7 років тому +4

    "Kennedy was the only one waving" omg I just died..lmao

  • @flarefox3797
    @flarefox3797 3 роки тому +4

    Bro hearing Joey talk about my hometown of starkville is amazing

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 3 місяці тому +1

    Colorado is tremendous. I was in Vail for a music gig many years ago and it felt like a different planet being there.

  • @enriquebooshay4262
    @enriquebooshay4262 7 років тому +8

    Thanks tío Joey for that gene Perret book recommendation, I bought the book.

  • @bobbyrock6906
    @bobbyrock6906 7 років тому +13

    Orale Batman in the house!! What's up fool??!!

  • @TGF120
    @TGF120 4 місяці тому +1

    15:40 LARP? Dude was a deadass live action role player 💀

  • @brianbarcus5853
    @brianbarcus5853 4 роки тому +4

    What's up fool! Much love for Felipe from Pittsburgh, PA USA

  • @anthonychavez8837
    @anthonychavez8837 7 років тому +12

    Haha Lee almost killed me when he said 100% tax in nevada

  • @brianbarcus5853
    @brianbarcus5853 4 роки тому +16

    Joey even gets pissed off at what other people order at restaurants when they're with him.

  • @915Andres
    @915Andres 7 років тому +1

    Starting off Friday the right way with the church!!!!🙌🏽

  • @kkidkaos
    @kkidkaos 7 років тому +4

    Felipe couldn’t even remember Joey Diaz name when he asked “what are u grateful for”? 😂😂😂

  • @scorpiudr7102
    @scorpiudr7102 7 років тому +46

    Joey “when I was in the longest yard” DiaZ lol

    • @Kas1645
      @Kas1645 7 років тому +6

      Scorpiud R lol he talks about longest yard like he was the star of the movie

    • @joanjones1373
      @joanjones1373 7 років тому +4

      Kas 1 nah he talks about it like it was his big break cause let's be real... Those Adam Sandler residual checks have been paying for all those stars for years now

    • @CJ-xm8xp
      @CJ-xm8xp 3 роки тому +1

      Similar to Phil doing 20 years in the can

    • @grilledlettuce1845
      @grilledlettuce1845 3 роки тому

      @@CJ-xm8xp tremendous

  • @hectorcastillo4660
    @hectorcastillo4660 3 роки тому +5

    1:36:01
    When you tryna start the stove top

  • @Sunshine_Daydream222
    @Sunshine_Daydream222 4 роки тому +4

    When you're not looking at the video and aren't sure who's laughing 😍

  • @stevenmartinez872
    @stevenmartinez872 7 років тому +31

    Good weed is everywhere just gotta know the right person

    • @joshuafrederick7315
      @joshuafrederick7315 7 років тому +3

      and all dispensaries are NOT created equal.

    • @stevenmartinez872
      @stevenmartinez872 7 років тому +2

      Joshua Frederick very true but honestly I got the same weed 20 miles outside of D.C. As I get in Cali or Seattle , first time I tried Gran daddy purp I was in Florida and it was better than anything I ever had at a dispensary , same with real cookies the dispensary gets the shitty crop most of the time

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 7 років тому +6

      Speak for yourself

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 7 років тому +1

      I just moved to a new city 2 years ago and I can only find stress. Given I'm not a very social person

  • @White80set
    @White80set 6 років тому +6

    Wish this episode never ended

  • @TheDukeOfPannekoeken
    @TheDukeOfPannekoeken 7 років тому +9

    I love this, im drunk af and tomorrow im i am buying powder

  • @Plinkytube
    @Plinkytube 7 років тому +31

    If joey and lee somehow had a baby ,it would be this dude ! Funny though

  • @jayhart69
    @jayhart69 7 років тому +7

    loll.. that reaction though.. 26:26
    Felipe must really be flyyyying to get that fearfull over dropping the fbomb in company of a guy sitting there with "Cocksucka" on what is basically a name plate you'd keep on your desk in ele.
    Great podcast overall too!
    Always enjoy watching this with Felipe as the guest :)

    • @utaman408
      @utaman408 7 років тому +1

      Lol didn’t catch that

    • @jasonrocco2886
      @jasonrocco2886 6 років тому +1

      Dude wasn't messed up about dropping the F bomb it's the story he is sharing. He is emotional and shit.

  • @INoahGuy914
    @INoahGuy914 Рік тому +2

    Man I miss Joeys ad reads ! The only ad reads I would listen too lol

  • @alecalfaras5936
    @alecalfaras5936 7 років тому +2

    “You put yourself in the position, so you won’t come back” truth

  • @matthewmonroe5700
    @matthewmonroe5700 7 років тому +1

    City Bagel is the bakery referenced in @43:40 in Starkville, MS (my hometown). Joe Tkach and his wife just retired, but the restaurant continues. He never mentioned Joe Diaz in all the years i've eaten there. small world. I'll tell him about this shout out next time I see him!

  • @utaman408
    @utaman408 7 років тому +3

    When Lee finds out Joey only fucks with Buffet style that sound Lee makes is the best 1:34:52

  • @stevenmartinez872
    @stevenmartinez872 7 років тому +28

    It's a well known fact bongs are good for your lungs 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @doobtubes
      @doobtubes 7 років тому +1

      Billy goat milk 😂

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 7 років тому +1

      It's funny because I think it might be the worst right? Luke there is a reason it hits you hard n shit

    • @kevinrodriguez9701
      @kevinrodriguez9701 6 років тому +1

      Bongs filled with ice are better for your lungs because it cools down the smoke before it enters your lungs not frying them from the heat.

    • @97McLuvin
      @97McLuvin 6 років тому

      zachf There are worse things for your lungs
      Still definitely not "good" for them LOL

    • @Meeks1102
      @Meeks1102 4 роки тому

      @@kevinrodriguez9701 well it cool down the pesticides too?

  • @giantasp
    @giantasp 7 років тому +20

    You forgot to add "Lots of deep breathing" to the title

  • @deeeee3685
    @deeeee3685 7 років тому +13

    Put Joey on drink Champs wit nore 😂😂😂😂💯

    • @realdavidpayne
      @realdavidpayne 7 років тому +2

      Dee Eee god no...

    • @pryx4661
      @pryx4661 4 роки тому

      "bong hits clear your lungs, its a known fact" lol

  • @wfigthe9098
    @wfigthe9098 3 місяці тому +1

    This is an epic episode

  • @eliaslara3251
    @eliaslara3251 2 роки тому +2

    New game. Every time Felipe says “bro” we all take a shot‼️

  • @fahqedup86
    @fahqedup86 7 років тому +13

    Take a drink every time someone says “bro” I’m daring ya 😂

    • @tywyatt2228
      @tywyatt2228 4 роки тому +1

      No way bro , we would surely die bro lol bro

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 2 роки тому +1

      People with these comments ruin the episode with their generic c#nty remarks. Tfoe!

  • @cesarosorio9897
    @cesarosorio9897 3 роки тому +2

    Always good stories about Boulder , studio city , 157th st , jersey , kidnap , scams

  • @jarias7829
    @jarias7829 Рік тому +1

    55:10 Sometimes it takes planting enemies in your comfort zone to make sure you never come back to them.

  • @niceanology
    @niceanology 3 роки тому +2

    Great conversation!

  • @dumpst3rduck
    @dumpst3rduck 7 років тому +1

    Fuuuck. I'm trying to light up when I'm over there for spring break. Just want to hear that laugh hahahaha

  • @Brandon-gh3zj
    @Brandon-gh3zj 7 років тому +1

    Joey Diaz's face @ 15:34 is priceless!

  • @nastynate956
    @nastynate956 7 років тому +6

    Please uncle joey come to McAllen Texas!

  • @arturogomeztagle9250
    @arturogomeztagle9250 6 років тому +2

    40:00 Books list by Felipe & Joey. Steve Alan & Gene Parett (all his books). Gene - Comedy Writing Workbook. Any body find the How to Write funny book? I could only find a 2001 book.

  • @Flamian300
    @Flamian300 7 років тому +6

    Lee "How do you make someone famous" Syatt 53:56

  • @guybrushthreepwood3054
    @guybrushthreepwood3054 6 років тому +4

    1:24:24 Lee's voice plugged in on distortion after edibles

  • @omarraymundo7475
    @omarraymundo7475 7 років тому +1

    Joeys podcasts are the best !!!

  • @supbro501
    @supbro501 10 місяців тому

    38:48 being from 956 I can’t believe they mentioned McAllen brooo ❤❤❤😂 funny as fuck

  • @TY_RONE35
    @TY_RONE35 7 років тому +5

    1:13:20-1:14:06 LMFAO!!!

  • @vzqjav
    @vzqjav 7 років тому +6

    joey “when i was in boulder” diaz

  • @Earthstarsky
    @Earthstarsky 7 років тому +4

    Joey sounds like an ancient chain smoking T-rex

  • @dmc3079
    @dmc3079 7 років тому +1

    Bouldah - Joey Diaz - Colorado

  • @xxvote4mexx
    @xxvote4mexx 7 років тому +2

    15:41 its a LRRP but pronounced "larp" its long range reconnaissance person. I had a neighborhood who was one and he came back from the middle East and was pretty messed up. He was like a scared dog on the 4th of july.

  • @Gamingchairenthusiast122
    @Gamingchairenthusiast122 7 років тому +8

    I'm pretty sure joey's friend edd is actually rambo. If rambo used the va to sue those cops in first blood rather than rampage.

  • @TheGardenarunner
    @TheGardenarunner 7 років тому +1

    Felipe and Joey are the Best, Straight OG, I know how it is, Danny M., Felipe remember, Downtown Collective. Stay True!

  • @Dutchpride0081
    @Dutchpride0081 6 років тому +6

    I thought joeys life was crazy

  • @rickyt5179
    @rickyt5179 6 років тому +2

    Can't believe he shouted out Andy Bumatai local comedy legend!

  • @RedSntDK
    @RedSntDK 7 років тому +2

    25:59 - Thanks Lee.

  • @Sireetzalot
    @Sireetzalot 3 роки тому +1

    Is it me or am I the only one that can’t tell who’s talking when just listening to this episode?😂

  • @FDEE30
    @FDEE30 3 роки тому

    Miss these gold gems

  • @smt7667
    @smt7667 Рік тому +1

    This dude is Joey Diaz 2.0

  • @luisattack
    @luisattack 8 місяців тому

    Vic D’s joke about Florida is hilarious!

  • @JUSTINTIME-CEO
    @JUSTINTIME-CEO 3 роки тому

    "Lee Syatt The Nazi Killa" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 5 років тому +4

    15:34 lmao

  • @opengestalt
    @opengestalt 4 місяці тому +1

    Joey considered himself caucasian

  • @Job.Well.Done_01
    @Job.Well.Done_01 4 роки тому +2

    30:51 damn he on Mars 👁👁

  • @berniemadina6145
    @berniemadina6145 5 років тому +2

    Great interview guys👍

  • @joshhorner5218
    @joshhorner5218 7 років тому +1

    Hey uncle Joey love your content. You are one of the best and most honest comedian out there. I haven't been able to watch for awhile but love you

  • @brianarguello7576
    @brianarguello7576 7 років тому +1

    1:25:00 Lee's reaction is priceless

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 2 роки тому +1

    Felipe nothing's wrong with going back to high school..
    my guy when he came from this country had to take two years of high school.
    so he could learn English and he was past 20...
    But I get what you're saying ..
    but when my son graduate he'll be over 19 years old because when he started school when he was five and a half actually and turned six and he stayed back once so that being said that's what brings you behind so don't feel bad people if you graduate at 19 I graduated 17 most people graduate at 18 but think about it sometimes people don't start school until they are 6:00 my daughter started school when she was four and a half and turn five when it's cool started it had to depended on the state when you could start school before your 5th birthday! Looking back I wish I didn't do that because sometimes that pushed a kid to think they got to do something faster than they do!.. it's hard to be a parent and make choices for your young kids that will affect them when they're older! like first and foremost I tell people try not to get your kid on disability because they'll end up being a victim later on in life people don't believe me but I think most of the people I seen that have been disability do not seem to get anywhere faster in life financially an economically and socially they get stuck and it's sad not for everyone but for a lot of people that get on a disability if they have a good disability from an injury and they get a monthly payment's .. of some sort.. and retirement.. maybe they get left alone to some degree but I find when you are on disability for my younger age you get more attacked as you get older! But I won't say everybody I'll just say some the "chosen ones!"
    Peace out
    thank you
    1-7-2023

  • @shelbyesters5732
    @shelbyesters5732 2 роки тому

    33:46 Uncle Joey taking us to church.

  • @mattmoffatt826
    @mattmoffatt826 7 років тому +3

    In 5years Felipe will be in movies and a top notch stand up guy dude is hilarious

    • @Rathbun222
      @Rathbun222 2 роки тому +1

      You were incorrect

    • @ryt6940
      @ryt6940 Рік тому

      ​@@Rathbun222 tbh it's because Joey retired to focus on his family

    • @jacobvanveit3437
      @jacobvanveit3437 Рік тому +1

      I’d put him in a movie if I was making one. He’s the real deal and audiences would really love him.

  • @Quadrex7
    @Quadrex7 3 роки тому

    TCOWHN + The Joint family representing 2021

  • @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
    @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 7 років тому +1

    I'm dieing Joey saying Lee's got gastric juices in his lungs

  • @reillyobrien4372
    @reillyobrien4372 7 років тому +2

    I currently live in Boulder. It'd be even easier for Joey to fuck shit up nowadays

  • @11oakclifftx
    @11oakclifftx 3 роки тому +1

    I love Felipe.

  • @CJ-xm8xp
    @CJ-xm8xp 3 роки тому +2

    1:25:12 Little Carmine vibes

  • @angelrivera6614
    @angelrivera6614 2 роки тому +2

    Joey and Felipe shouting out Mcallen!🌮 #956

  • @RAHStudiosAndProductions
    @RAHStudiosAndProductions 5 років тому +3

    Can I give this video two thumbs up 👍🏽 👍🏽

  • @paramjotsandhu86
    @paramjotsandhu86 3 роки тому +1

    The way Joey says Ed is funny asf

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 7 років тому +2

    It would be sweet if you guys could get John Leguizamo or Luis Guzman on the church...

  • @l.a.nazareth5483
    @l.a.nazareth5483 4 роки тому

    Felipe didn’t want to roast Joey 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Gamegifted916
    @Gamegifted916 7 років тому +3

    Joey”I finished the gram and went upstairs to take the first coke shit of the night” diaz

  • @Ronnie-yy7sl
    @Ronnie-yy7sl 7 років тому +1

    I tried telling my brain "I don't give a fuck" one time but then my brain made me piss my pants so then after that I never fucked with my brain ever again

  • @huggieboii
    @huggieboii 5 років тому +1

    bro felipes commentary while joey be tellin his stories is fucking hilarious "everythings about jew" 😂

  • @erickolivarezzz6683
    @erickolivarezzz6683 4 роки тому +1

    35:38
    That might be the case for Joey and Felipe and probably other “dirty” stand up comics but fuck that shit these 2 are in my opinion some of the funniest mutherfuckers, fuck what Netflix thinks....