Title: “a little too many” Normal listeners: *enjoying the audio and getting flustered* My dumbass: *trying to figure out how many he drank yet also enjoying it and getting flustered*
Me: no no nonoooononon Hawk's no keep it pg for are house pets lmao idk why I'm commenting but lmao it's funny lol wtf I cant stop laughing I'm sorry I randomly bumped into this well damn
I literally watched this with my friends and that part cane up and all of sudden I said “ why the fuck is he fighting a seal I thought we were outside.” Then we sat there for a sec taking in what a said and then we burst out laughing 😂😂
Most 3D guys: **afraid to moan in their girl’s ear** Hawks (a 2D character that most girls want): NNNYAGH MMMMMAAAH NOT THE WINGS AAAAHHHGGGHH THATS MY SENSITIVE SPOT NNNNNNGAAAAAH AAAGH AAH
Me thinking of the tiktok audio "Touche that again and I shall kill you right now, this is a no touching zone." "Ok well then..." "OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE!"
Hawks: “You see that there?” Hawks: “That stupid little potted plant.” Me: “Uh, Keigo?” Hawks: “What if I toss the feather and it go boom boom. Ahahahjshjsjekeh-“ Me: “kEIGO, NO-!!”
Hawks : kid you’re so *sexy* Me: *me in bed, just woken up, drinking coffee in a massive hoodie...* Ah yes, I see where you’re coming from 👁👄👁 Edit: holy heckin heck, ty for the likes guyssss ❤️❤️❤️
Sense their a lot of Hc of hawks having bird tendencies TWO words late spring so I advise you invest in a wheel chair cus in that time frame you will be absolutely DESTROYED
Could you imagine a sleep comfort audio? With him humming and talking to listener in a soft voice telling us everything will be okay?? And to have sweet dreams and that he hopes he’s the one we’re dreaming about as he holds us close? YES PLEASE
My mom when drunk: YOU ARE THE ROOT OF ALL MY PROBLEMS THAT YOU HAVE NO CONTROLL OVER AND I HATE EVERY MILIMETER OF YOU Hawks when drunk: I love you~ your the reason im so happy~ I want to protect you for the rest of your I cry
@@pinkuran. My dad: why are you screaming Me: oh nothing, just Katsuki Bakugo replying to a comment I made, its no big deal. Me on the inside: holy shite all of my dreams came true, I can now die a fulfilling death.
@@milkbird301 i think he had small wings when he was a child,WAIT A SECOND IS ANYONE GONNA ASK THAT WHEN HAWKS MANIFESTED HE'S QUIRK DID IT JUST FLAT OUT GREW ON HIS BACK AND HE YEETED HIS WAY TO THE SKY?!?
LITERALLY ME MY DAD LEFT YESTERDAY AFTER HE THREW HIS BEER AT ME AND IM LIKE “ aw drunk hawks “ and then I see my dad and I’m like “ PIECE OF SHIT DRUNK BITCH “
My mom: hey whatcha doing Hawks in my ear: EuUahh 👏👏 babybird~ 👏n-neughgg 👏👏 w-watch👏 rhe wings👏👏 mmnfhhh theyre 👏sensioOah👏👏👏👏 me: oh just playing sims
Y’all just imagine... The listener curling up and cuddling with Hawks as he wraps his wings around them. The listener lays their head on his chest and rests their hand on his stomach. Hawks lays his chin on the listener’s head while holding their hand (the one on his stomach) and gently caresses the listener’s head with his other hand while humming and whispering assurance and sweet nothings into the listener’s ear as they fall asleep on his chest. He kisses their head goodnight and holds them tight, still paranoid from the last incident :3 39:00 personal reasons~ 💕 Edit: I just came up with a follow up story to this.. As hawks hums above their head, the listener starts to smile and think “how was I so lucky to end with him?” Then suddenly fear and worry over him, overwhelms them and the smile fades away. The listener starts zoning out and thinking of the worst scenarios. They were so in their head that they didn’t notice the tears in their eyes. Hawks felt them on his chest and jumped up in surprise. “Kid, what’s wrong?” The listener couldn’t talk. All they could do was cry. He hugs the listener and wraps them in his wings. “listen kid. I don’t know what’s wrong but I’ll be damned if I don’t fix it...” he sighs “It’s alright baby bird. You don’t need to tell me now. Just let it all out” he held them tight through it all and eventually they started to calm down. The listener spoke up “I’m scared. What if they take you? What if they hurt you? I can’t lose you. Maybe that’s selfish of me but I don’t care. I’ve never met anyone like you. You scare me with these feelings that I’m still not used to but i crave more of it everyday. You complete me and I can’t imagine going on with out you” hawks looks up at them in shock then smiles. “Kid they can’t do shit to me or you. You’re training with me remember? You’re my partner and together we’re stronger than ever.. And I’m glad to know that you’re selfish of me, kid. Guess I’ve rubbed off of you. I’m not complaining though.” The listener looks around the room still worried. Hawks gently cups their face forcing them to look into his eyes “kid. Don’t ever get it in your head that im out of your league or that I’ll abandon you. I’ve had many people abandon and taken advantage of me all my life. I’d never fucking do that to anyone and especially not you. Baby bird, I’ll never leave you. And that’s a promise. A promise I’m never breaking. Got it? And If by any chance someone mind controlled me to leave you. You gotta promise to kick my ass real hard so I’ll snap out of it okay?” The listener chuckles. He smiles then kisses their forehead and wipes their tears and says “come on kid let’s get some rest.”
Me: “Lemme click”
Hawks: “Kid.”
Me: *pause, inhale and proceed*
i feel this on a personal level 👏😤
IM CHOKING ☠️☠️☠️
You can breathe?
(proceeds to watch until reaches sammich)
*chokes on oxygen and ruins face mask*
I feel called out
Hawks: “your so f****ing cute”
Me: *eating Nutella straight out of the container* 👁👄👁
Lol I was eating a hot pocket and burned myself👁️👄👁️
I was eating peanut butter from the comtainer.👁👄👁
@Hari Kurono i was eatting air out of the oxygen
ahah i do that-
@@AS-bw1gj dude I swear to god same
“See that there? That stupid little plant. If I tossed a feather at it, it’d go boom boom”
*BOoM bOoM*
*bOoM BOoM*
Uhh- am I the only one who think about Tanjiro? Okay- 👁️👄👁️
BOOM BOOM
BOom bOoM
Hawks: *kissing and moaning*
Me: *laughing my head off thinking of him eating a jelly cup*
I just nearly woke up the whole house because I was laughing so hard at the thought 😂
I'm just imagining I'm talking to a jello cup calling it baby bird and kid
Lmao
Must be some good f*cking jello!!🤣
@Heartfilia THIS-
Hawks: *moans*
Me: mY fAvOrItE cOloR iS JeSus cHrIsT
IM SCREAAMINNGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHA
IM DYING XD
XD I FEEL THAT
SoRrY i JuSt GoTtA iOrN mY cAt
OMG YESSSSSS
We gonna be 80 years old and Hawks will still be calling us kid😭😂
I really appreciate this comment
Frr 😂
And that's a FACT..... But we love it
Lmao
✨𝒦𝒾𝒹✨
“IT gO bOom BoOm”.
-hawks 2020
Same
@@katsukibakugo6976 why are you here 😵
Katsuki Bakugo Bakugo-
Marilu Verduzco Am I not aloud to be?
Èlise Wilbraham Yes?
Hawks: aggressive moans and grunts
Subtitles: L A U G H T E R
yuh
My dYSLEXIC ASS JUST READ SUBSTITUTE IM WHEEZING-
@@sock_boy LMAOO
Deaf people: Ah I see *claps*
Oh wow
Him: “you’re so f*cking cute”
Me: “aye you reading this comment this dude is talking to you”
RyAnn Oland
I’m
*✨cute?✨*
Eijiro Kirishima y e s
•Soy Milk•
no mam/sir talking to YOU
No u
Whats up all you Sunshine Nuggets Denki Here
NAW FAM THATS U
“Do you wanna talk about your feelings, Baby Bird?”
“No.”
“I do.”
“I know, Hawks.”
“I hate everything but you’re cute”
“I know, Hawks.”
You’re my favorite today
Comedy godamn gold
Am WEEEZING because this is so true
We know
Thats so me with My mum .... She always like that when she drunk🥺😃
Hawks:*moans*
UA-cam subtitles:*music*
Me:I mean you’re not wrong
No joke. 🤤🤤🥰
vampirenocturne 🥵🥰
*your- YOUR NOT WRONG*
Dumb Nysro i know im not🥵
we’re not a song bird for nothing
Hawks: [calls me kid]
Me: [3 years older than Hawks] yes sir?
Same
Me 3 day older than Deku and him calling me puppy: heno father
@•{Dabi’s secret child} • oh that name oh hecc
WhO has SUMMONED ME
Me: 11 years younger
Also me: *well he has a reason*
Alcohol: *exists*
Hawks' brain cells: "Aight. Ima head out."
I believe you mean brain *cell* I won’t ever believe that man has more than one!
@@idkwhatimdoing2119 you did hawks so dirty🤣
@@I.like.jam225 agreed oh hey me!
@Katsuki Bakugou I don’t think he’ll ever notice tho... and why are YOU here Bakugou?!
There is a lot happening
Title: “a little too many”
Normal listeners: *enjoying the audio and getting flustered*
My dumbass: *trying to figure out how many he drank yet also enjoying it and getting flustered*
Me:*watching this in front of my mom*
Me: smiling like a dumbass
I guess we r the same then
Me : * talking back in the same manor and starts laughing and crying * hawks , babe . You understand meh so welllllllll~
@•Soy Milk• my sister is next to meh and I'm trying to lower the volume and use captions
Hawks: You’re so f****ing cute
Me on the toilet: Sure hawks sure
Sylene Whittle LMAO I CANT BREATHE- 💀💀
Me: *reads*
Also me: *Chokes water , coughs and laughs at the same time*
😂😂😂👌 same !!!
😂
Same lowkey
Me sees Yagami Yato’s video
My mind: don’t you dare
My body: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Hawks: ✨baby bird✨
Hotel:trivago 😃😃
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
AND OUR BODIES ARE LIKE : ✨Fuck✨ Yeah I like ✨THAT✨
That’s to overused
I'm really trying not to be a sinner but Yagami Yato makes it really hard
Me: *i want an intelligent,funny, kind-*
Hawks: *hawks making no sense*
Me: *thats him, I want him*
...
Sober Hawks fits all of those 3 things-
In these at least XD
Your pfp says it all.
I mean- drunk hawks is honest hawks
KitkatdoesUA-cam :D THATS MY TYPE THATS MY TYPE-
Hawks : *slurps intensify*
Me just trying to eat noodles : *stops*
sLuUUUuUUrRpSszsSzSSzZZs
The least favorite Child this comment is cursed, I choked on my sushi :(
y’all just sharing😸
Or choke 😶
THE SLURPPING
me: ugh, life sucks. *literally crying*
cece with a hawks audio: *NOT TODAY*
Lol me
Hear ya say, not today
Tore the curtains down, windows open now, make a sound!
Sydney That was poetry
Those were Twenty one Pilots lyrics lol
11:47
No one:
Hawks: you see that stupid potted plant over there..what if I tossed a feather at it. iT gO bOoM bOoM
Listener: *facepalms*
boom boom
*BOOM BOOM Boom I want you in my room~*
@@intergalacticz3756 LMAO
@@intergalacticz3756 “leT’s SpeNd tHe niGhT toGethEr”
I’m sorry I had to😹
I actually did facepalm
Hawks: **not making any sense whatsoever**
Me: This, right here, is the love of my life
Me!
OH HELL NAW IM THE 666 LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE LIKE THE VID THIS IS A HOLY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!
I relate to him on a spiritual level
This right here is the man I married ✨🌙🍃😻🔥😼
SLUROOOP
This is how cute drunk Hawks is
⬇️
⬇️
@@whatwasthat6666 145
How dare you like beg on a Yagami Video
Shame on you
Hentai with Senpai Y E S
This should have more likes
@@gracehidalgo8341 1080😂
“I’m sick of living in a world that makes me sad”
Felt this in my bones 💀
I feel you
Same.
sis🤝🏻✨
😂😂😂 fr rho
Honestly that's me 24/7 except for when I'm watching anime/reading fanfiction/listening to these
*Me listening to this while drinking sprite*
No one:
Both of us: *Aggressive slurping*
it’s like a competition
@@eraveil bet
It’s the aggressive slurping for me-
OHGOD
Its late eat night all horny and shit and seeing this comment just laughing my ass of omg
POV: he’s actually holding a bucket of kfc and listener is recording him talking to it
Omg yes
Someone please draw that!
Pffffft
That is PAINFULLY accurate😂😂
Is he sucking the chicken that has gravy that's the slimy sounds?
Hawks: “You’re so f***ing cute”
Me: Laying down with earphones at 3 am with my double chin out
Me: “Thank you?”
Exactly what's happening right now 😳
Girl same it’s 3:15
@@cuppa_milk it was 3:20 for me 😼
LMAO IM DONE THIS IS ME :,)
Same
Hawks: * moans *
Me: "NOT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD!" * points to cheezits *
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H
Noooo not the salad!!
nOoOoooOooOo
I'm eating cheezits rn i-💀
Me: no no nonoooononon Hawk's no keep it pg for are house pets lmao idk why I'm commenting but lmao it's funny lol wtf I cant stop laughing I'm sorry I randomly bumped into this well damn
knees: week
arms: heavy
vomit: sweater
moms: spaghetti
Hotel travigo
Eminem
He's nervous
Hotel:trivago
@@dabitouyatodoroki3460 thank you for getting it
“You’re so sexy”
Me in my snorlax onesie: 👁👄👁 um- thank yOu?
Where did you buy it? I want one--
Me in my panda onesie, half asleep, chilling with Mr Aizawa🐼😎😂
@@lucylovesyouml yessir
@@angrycloud5302 yesh! :3
I READ THAT AS LORAX ONESIE AND I STARTED LAUGHING-
How it feels to chew 5 gum\\ hawks: "baby bird~"_me: -falls dow stairs-\\ Stimulate you're senses
How it chews to gum five feels sense your stimulates- “I already fell down the stairs
Aaaaa
AHHAHAHA
Me: daddy hawks
Also me: aaaaa
Sis I feel the same
Hawks: its such a nice day out
Background noise: heavy rain*
Me: you really are drunk
Fr!! i was like bro i hear the rain..
Tell me why I read it as bakugou sound tf is wrong with me
Rainy days are nice though.....so calming
@@Ashleybinnie637 I like the rain :D its fun and very calming uwu
Jumin? I’m sorry for not taking your route 👉👈
Hawks: Slaps something
My leg: twitches
Me: did he just....
Yes, yes he did-
That happened to me like a billion times.
... *inhales* HOW DOES HE-
@@scarlette1891 same 😳
XD YES
hawks: slurping
me: dying of laughter
my best friend: lowkey scared
other best friend: scared for us
hawks: “kid.”
alrighty
Hotal: Trivago
LMFAKOAOS
Bakugo you not mad i cheated- 😢
I literally watched this with my friends and that part cane up and all of sudden I said “ why the fuck is he fighting a seal I thought we were outside.” Then we sat there for a sec taking in what a said and then we burst out laughing 😂😂
Bruh when he started to do a Schlorp that’s when I started laughing and kept going “what the honk bröski why u so loud”
Hawks: "You're my baby bird and..."
Captions: "You're my baby burden.."
Me: WHAT???
Omfg lmao 🤣 💀
Mine was "Your my baby bunny"
But dats Tamaki's line so I don't know if I wanna be sad or happy 👁️👄👁️
I-
Deaf ppl: 👁👄👁
me: a burden: "didnt have to call me out asshat."
Him: moans loudly
Me: blank face
Subtitles: laughter
Hotel: trivago
*car? : vrooom*
33:22 my own personal lil timestamp
*A bomb: boom*
Carmax:Online car buying now!
This is the exact reason I don’t want guys to be afraid to moan when having a good time
It gives us butterflies, man-
I whole heartedly agree
@@itskeke753 Ditto
Ikr
“You see that stupid little potted plant? What if i tossed a feather at it? *it go boom boom* ”
-Hawks, 2020
W H E E Z E
I looked at my lil plant on the counter like 😮
LMFAODJJDN
Its literally so quiet in my house right now and I just burst out laughing and wheezing to this part
No one Carez3425 time stamp?😔
Me: *watching this*
My volume: ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️
Omg same
Lol that me🤣🤣🤣
Wut-
Meee
Exactly 😭
Plot twist: He’s drunk in a KFC talking to the cashier
Edit: thank you so much for 2k holy shit guys 🥺🥺
When reading this I immediately imagined that the “drinks” he’s been chugging we’re just KFC’s gravy or some shit and I hate it. 😁😂
“sOMEONE SPIKED THE GRAVY-“
Dari_ Cal048 Oh my god 😂😂
I laughed way to hard at this
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Hawks- "Don't be that way kid"
Subtitles-
*DoN't Be tHaT wHiTe KiD*
XD
XDDD
**WHEEZE**
LOL
when you’re mixed:
XD
hawks: *talking about shitty hotel pillows*
me: ahhh yes, keep going i'm interested
hotel: trivago
Hawks: *moans*
UA-cam: hmmm.... sounds like
[LAUGHTER]
Haha 🤣🤣🤣
@@aryanastarnes2194 Oh No... Not You Too!
That’s probably the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard
So Accurate xD
Gotta love statans laughter
Hawks: I'm your baby bird
Me: I-
Hawks: No, you are my baby bird
Me: YEAH, TOO
Nobody:
Me being gay in the corner listening to this:I’m in danger
Hawks: "are you fighting the urge to make out with me right now?"
Me: "not really, I'm really into this pizza though."
LMAO-
me TOO I ONLY CAME FOR THE HYPE I--
WHY IS THIS ME
They burned my f*cking cookie XD
Lmaooo
Sebastian- "I am simply one hell of a Butler"
Hawks- "You see, I'm a selfish bastard"
Redflame I-
Ah yes, that's going in the book of catch phrases of my hubbies.
LMAO 😂
Me- you see, im simping for both-
Nobody-
Not even a single soul-
The rain in the background - 🔉🔊🔇🔉🔉🔇🔉🔇
(omg thx u for all tha likes man ⭐-v-💧)
HSJSKSJJAJA
JSJAJAJZJZJZ
LITERALLY FNDJDBSBS
HAHAHHAHH this comment is underrated
@sara ksjkdjsjsjd
Me:*being able to do most MHA boys voices*
My boyfriend(s): Hey little mouse~Babybird ~
Me:oh f-ck-
Have you ever said EAT THIS👀
100th like ✌🏾
@@pinkuran. hello bakugou 👋
BOYFRIENDS???
@@thebigbloomtheory poly
“Mmm don’t touch my wings like that”
It’s either it actually hurts
Or
He’s gunna moan
hEs gONnA mOAn bRoOOOO
Timestamp?
030 33:22 i think
*IT'S FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS*
@@luminimle835 JIROU?!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Hawks: ~sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴘᴜɴs~
I will like after someone else breaks that 69 likes
Supupdog hi pfft I didn’t even know my comment was getting liked 😂
stupidity_at_its_finest that is his personality
Liuna Eclipse fair point-
Hawks is a stupid bird pun. But he’s adorable-
No one:
Literally no one in the world:
Not even anyone i know:
Hawks : It gO bOoM BoOm-
My new favorite quote : It gO bOoM bOoM
BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM!
@@nadinejingo1329 that's catchy 👁️👄👁️
Nadine Jingo you are now my favorite person.
Literally a new religion
Lucie CZ the religion of it go boom boom.
Me searching for all the audios with them saying “mommy” or “master” from ✨that tiktok audio✨👁👄👁
Meeeee omg I’m binging all these
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Pretty sure those ones are patreon exclusive but not sure
@@thiarecabrera8437 I found it, it’s called [bottom] hawks x fem listener 17+ lol have fun
@@globmonster7905 THANK YOUUUU
Most 3D guys: **afraid to moan in their girl’s ear**
Hawks (a 2D character that most girls want): NNNYAGH MMMMMAAAH NOT THE WINGS AAAAHHHGGGHH THATS MY SENSITIVE SPOT NNNNNNGAAAAAH AAAGH AAH
NGL BUT THIS IS DEAD ASS THE WEIRD SHIT THATS TURNS ME ON
Just put a little bit of "~~~~~~~~" and it will be good 👁️👄👁️ U👄U 👁️👄👁️
Hăzel Băzel i barely see anyone admit how they get turned by this 😸👍
Me while listening to the spicy part like: 👀😳😰
I’m deadddd
No one gonna talk about the aggressive kissing where it sounds like he's trying to suck the soul out of you
(Edit: OHMYGOD 2.3K LIKES DJDNDJDJSJS HOW)
i-i don’t mind 😃👍🏻
@@penink8854 Lol I'm crying😂😂😂
Hickeys 😃
I hid behind my pillow hoping hell leave me alone... 👁️👄👁️
... Yeah...
"it'd go boom boom-"
*cutest drunk laugh ever*
my heart went-
*00PS*
Oops, my heart went
*fuCK*
Oops, my heart went-
* *ungodly screeching* *
As soon as I heard that part I wanted to smother the man with cuddles and kisses.
im seeing 666 likes lol
i was looking for this comment 😂😂
bOoM BOoM boOm BoOm I wAnT yAh iN mEh RoOM
i love his drunken giggles and his softness its making me melt...
Same 😭❤
Hawks is such a cutie when drunk
Hawks: "you know how sensitive my wings are"
Me: "Which is the precise reason I am touching/grabbing them"
@@madsthesilly Haha I had a kinda similar thought!
I just made the like goal 6 6 6
Touch my wings again and get punished
@@loganalexander7810 I meannn i'm not complainingggg
Me thinking of the tiktok audio
"Touche that again and I shall kill you right now, this is a no touching zone."
"Ok well then..."
"OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE!"
Me: in class
Teacher: what song are you listening to
Hawks: 👏👏👏ngggh👏👏👏bab-baby bi-bird👏👏👏
Me:👁👄👁
Me:you know umm firework
LMFOAOA
You should have said: two birds
@Adyayeez Mamma just what I meant
@Adyayeez Mamma correct, im in class listen so im chill
BRUSIOAOSOSOWP PLEASEE
Hawks: “you looking sexy”
Me: *in the bed in a huge shirt with no pants*
👁👄👁 “oh well thank you”
Same
Omg I’m where the same thing
same lol
hahahah sameeee 😆
Same
Hawks: “You see that there?”
Hawks: “That stupid little potted plant.”
Me: “Uh, Keigo?”
Hawks: “What if I toss the feather and it go boom boom. Ahahahjshjsjekeh-“
Me: “kEIGO, NO-!!”
XD
Keigo yes!
Hawks: Baby bird~
Kirishima: Baby shark~
Bakugo: Teddy bear~
Shouto: Baby~
Shinsou: Kitty~
Jesus: 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑
Hotel: *Trivago*
don't forget bunny tamaki
Lina weeb Yas UvU
Hahahahahahah
Hotel: Trivago
Was no expecting that last one!!😂😂🤣🤣
Me: *”My computer screen is brighter than my future”*
Hawks: *”Kid...”*
Me: **2 years has been added to my future**
No one:
Literally no one:
NOT A SINGLE SOUL:
Me: *Dancing to hawks moans and kisses because my mom thinks I’m listening to music*
YAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
iced tea idiot IM CRYING BAHA I found my people
Thank goodness I'm not the only one
@@maybemaddi_2979 im not alone 😊
I am Nay then nay realised their headphones were unplugged * ⚫️➖⚫️
Hawks: starts humming
Me:
YaaAaAAAAAaasss gEt iNto iTtttttTtT
yuhhh get into ittt
POV: hes talking to his chicken wife he stole from a farmer
Omg that's hilarious--
STOP EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE IS SLEEPWEFHING AND IM LAUGFHIW SO HAR DW FWEH
@@joestar_kid5208 Farmer: Ah shit... HONEY, THAT BIRD MAN STOLE OUR CHICKEN... AGAIN
ITS 6AM AND IM W H E E Z E I N G BUT QUIETLY! IMAGINE WHEEZING QUIETLY! 😂😂😭😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😭
Hawks : kid you’re so *sexy*
Me: *me in bed, just woken up, drinking coffee in a massive hoodie...*
Ah yes, I see where you’re coming from 👁👄👁
Edit: holy heckin heck, ty for the likes guyssss ❤️❤️❤️
Me rn 🤣
Me rn
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Me rn
Me rn
In the title: * a drunk Hawks*
Me: "I think you know where this about to go."
Time to make some mistakes-
@@villandabi2093 oh shit-
32:27 me:AYE AYE AYE GO SLOW ON THOSE NODDLES THEY HOT
what if i was hungry 😔
@@eraveil be hungry den.
@@todorokishoto7063 i will 😌✋
@@eraveil ok. Good for you. 😃👍
@@todorokishoto7063 yuh 😃
“Kid”
18+
Moans
Hol up-
Ooohhhh now my brain hurts ->-
bAhA 😂
qUaCk
ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ring ding ding ding ding ding ding
ring ding ding ding ding ding ding rind ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding ding
Hawks: You look so sexy right now. Me in my “I am unstoppable” T. rex shirt sitting in bed: Why thank you
Me in pink sweats and a oversized Hoodia
I WORE THAT SHIRT TODAY
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD FNFJJDJSJSJA
Wearing a cat doing a mug shot
me with my messy hair and stuffed panda:
Hawks:drunk
Me: scared
Mom: disappointed
Friends: nonexistent
Satan: laughing
Plant: boom boom
2020: disaster
Hotel: trivago
Wow didnt think this comment would blow up 👁👄👁
Facts
Fr 😫✋
xD
y e s
It hurts😭😭
I believe what ur lookin for is this 31:10 ......BUUUTTT u have to pay up by leaving a hawks spicy/cute headcanon AND THATS ON PERIOD😌👏🏾💅🏾
Sense their a lot of Hc of hawks having bird tendencies TWO words late spring so I advise you invest in a wheel chair cus in that time frame you will be absolutely DESTROYED
When cuddling٫ he wraps his wings around you to pull you closer to him.
Alex: In my mha au Hawks is transmasc(Idk what you want from meeeee)
He asks listener for help preening his wings
Also, thank you!!❤
*I changed it so you no idea why I have this many likes-*
this
This is a mood
Yes
LOL THIS IS SUCH A MOOD
This is so meeeee ToT
Yeah ,like right now
“It Go bOoM booM”-Drunk Hawks me: why was that kinda hot ..... 👀
When was that said?
TIME STAMP PLEASE
Maile Pruett here you go fellow hawks stan 11:55
Josuke Higashikata. THANK YOU SIR
WTF BOOM BOOM
No one:
Hawks: YoU LiKe YoUr hAwKs NicE AnD cRIsPy *MANIC LAUGHTER*
*cRiSpY*
Ejirou Kirishima what are you doing here?!
@@tsuyuasui8824 nono what are YOU doing here?
@@tsuyuasui8824 Midorya why are you here
Kirishima ??
hawks: “touching my wings ? you’ve got nerve kid”
me: replays and pretends to stroke his wings
BAHHAHAHA
SAME
Yep. Pretty much me.
Same😭😭
omg same
hawks: “i got my heart broken” - me: “alright who’s dying tonight?”
I'll rip their eyes out and sangwoo them for you
I agree
Someone will die because of that
Don’t be shy what’s their address 🧎🏌️
15:48 Hawks: “You gotta get ur facts straight-“
Me: “dude, neither of us are straight, wdym???”
Same bro
True- 💀😂
Same here
**Me casually vibing**
Hawks on 33:43 : **moans**
My stomach: 🦋⬆️⬇️🦋⬇️⬆️🦋⬇️⬆️🦋⬇️⬆️🦋⬆️⬆️⬇️🦋⬆️⬇️🦋⬆️🦋⬇️🦋⬇️⬆️🦋⬆️⬆️🦋⬇️🦋🦋⬇️🦋🦋🦋⬆️⬇️🦋🦋⬆️⬇️⬆️⬆️🦋🦋⬆️⬇️⬆️🦋🦋⬇️🦋🦋⬇️🦋⬆️⬆️⬇️⬆️🦋⬆️⬇️⬆️🦋⬆️🦋🦋⬆️⬇️🦋🦋⬇️⬆️🦋⬇️⬆️🦋⬇️⬆️⬇️🦋⬇️🦋⬆️🦋
Me too😅😅
I see what you mean now
Aka turned on
Could you imagine a sleep comfort audio? With him humming and talking to listener in a soft voice telling us everything will be okay?? And to have sweet dreams and that he hopes he’s the one we’re dreaming about as he holds us close?
YES
PLEASE
Stop reminding me how Touch deprived I am
@@denkikaminari7520 sup dunce face
Katsuki Bakugou Yo! Sup?
Yes please!!
@@denkikaminari7520 Awww wait kami do you need a hug?
Hawks: **moans**
Me: **singing in my room* LeTs DO IT AgAiN~~~
hOw We DiD iT oN a OnE NiGhT sTaNd~
33:51 though
@@bakugoxkirishima3387 Why cant Hawks be reaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll!?!?!?!? I want him to be reeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllllll!!!
XxBakugoBoomxX TrUe!!!!
he gonna make you hit the high notes tho-
keigo: “my head feels like it’s been hit by a volleyball”
me: “TOBEEE FLYYYYY HIGHHHH-"
*crying in manga reader*
I heard this-
dxwn is confused oh my god i wish i had the manga-
Kageyama did it!
*haikyuu flash backs*
My mom when drunk: YOU ARE THE ROOT OF ALL MY PROBLEMS THAT YOU HAVE NO CONTROLL OVER AND I HATE EVERY MILIMETER OF YOU
Hawks when drunk: I love you~ your the reason im so happy~ I want to protect you for the rest of your
I cry
AWwwwwww :(
I'm sorry Teddy bear
@@pinkuran.
My dad: why are you screaming
Me: oh nothing, just Katsuki Bakugo replying to a comment I made, its no big deal.
Me on the inside: holy shite all of my dreams came true, I can now die a fulfilling death.
@@valkyrieishere8403 **kiss** don't die, *baby~*
🥰🥰😍🥰😍
@@pinkuran. ok 🥺
"you're so sexy."
_me, sitting on the couch, curled inside of a attack on titan blacket, while eating takis:_
*_why thank you, songbird._*
MEEEEE
Why is that me
Me after I see this comment: *Obi Wan Kenobie in birds of prey be like-*
I have a tokyo Ghoul blanket 😂
TELL ME WERE YOU GOT THE BLANKET RN
“is that your cheek? no its your shoulder, im getting close”
me: *screaming laughing*
(edit: im easily impressed)
Hawks: “you trust people”
Me: *thinks of all the people who took advantage of me and hurt me in the end* “yeah, I’m dumb”
It be like that
Sis, I felt that in my soul
I can relate 😔
Dam this hit harder than my mom-💀
hm.I think im the one that hurts peiple unintentionally. c':
No one:
Hawks moaning
UA-cam cc: laughter,music
no it was definitely laughter and music
yeah hawks moans are in my go to playlist 🙈
Ur profile pic is LIT
Music to my ears ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@_stayberries_ ty 😈
*hawks singing to me*
*my sister comes in*
DINNER!!?
Me: LET HIM FINNISH HIS SONG
CANT HAVE NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE
You made me wheeze, here have an award 🏆
Fr 💀
That lonely otaku thank you fellow simp
Time stamp pleasee👉🏿👈🏿
“ do you think i hatched yesterday”
actually i didn’t think you hatched at all
👁👄👁
Akai_Bara! ღ well um i didn’t actually think of that…
w👏h👏y
@@milkbird301 i think he had small wings when he was a child,WAIT A SECOND IS ANYONE GONNA ASK THAT WHEN HAWKS MANIFESTED HE'S QUIRK DID IT JUST FLAT OUT GREW ON HIS BACK AND HE YEETED HIS WAY TO THE SKY?!?
Owo same profile pic ddndn
I thought he did....
Hawks: slurp
Me and my friend who are listening: breaks back from feeling awkard- WHhhYYyy
Hawks: I'm just a little tipsy
Listener: hawks... you're drunk
Hawks: What do you mean I'm a little more than a little more than tipsy?
"Drunk Hawks"
Me, half asleep: *WE BEST NOT GO FLYING OR WE GONNA SMACK A BUILDING AND BECOME PANCAKES... chicken flavored pancakes*
What makes you think we don’t want that?
@@denkikaminari7520 wEll... damn i kinda want it
thanks you gave me a new username cause i love hawks and pancakes 🤩✨🤭
When I’m half asleep everything is on crack and I’m literally mentally drunk
Hitoshi Shinso same 🤣🤣🤣 im like that rn i had an all nighter with no day naps
me: *casually being asexual*
hawks: *starts da clapping noises*
me: “haha, im in danger”
Lol 😂
God ikr 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Oml- yeah 😿✨✨
😂🔫
You may be a 100% animesexual now. 👌🏼
Who knew Hawks was so relatable when he's drunk OwO
not me
@@eraveil yes you
@@actuallmari7291 i-
even the *'plant go boom boom?'*
@@luciensnake9174 y e s
Me: *hates drunk people because of
D A D*
Also me: maybe i’ll make an exception
Omg same tho
LITERALLY ME MY DAD LEFT YESTERDAY AFTER HE THREW HIS BEER AT ME AND IM LIKE “ aw drunk hawks “ and then I see my dad and I’m like “ PIECE OF SHIT DRUNK BITCH “
Okay meeeeeeee
why is this me😂
@@abbyreyes640 are you okay? You can press charges for that, you should, I really hope you are okay
Hawks: It’s not that easy to escape me
Me: *hovers over the X button*
Hawks: *Wait no please*
🤣🤣🤣
Love that.
My mom: hey whatcha doing
Hawks in my ear: EuUahh 👏👏 babybird~ 👏n-neughgg 👏👏 w-watch👏 rhe wings👏👏 mmnfhhh theyre 👏sensioOah👏👏👏👏
me: oh just playing sims
XDDDDD I DIED WHEN I READ THIS
jUsT pLaYiNg sImS
Bruh my dumbass didn’t understand the claps until I read the last line, I’m sooo stupid
XD TRUE TRUEEE
Time stamp?
Drunk Hawks has me having more mixed emotions than I have on my period-
Y E S. that has been me all day ;-;
PFFFFFFFT I FELT THAAAAAT
FAXXXX
Y E S I'm on it 😥
HELL YEAH! the thing I feel the most during that time is sadness. I'll cry my eyes out for hours!
Y’all just imagine...
The listener curling up and cuddling with Hawks as he wraps his wings around them. The listener lays their head on his chest and rests their hand on his stomach. Hawks lays his chin on the listener’s head while holding their hand (the one on his stomach) and gently caresses the listener’s head with his other hand while humming and whispering assurance and sweet nothings into the listener’s ear as they fall asleep on his chest. He kisses their head goodnight and holds them tight, still paranoid from the last incident :3
39:00 personal reasons~ 💕
Edit: I just came up with a follow up story to this..
As hawks hums above their head, the listener starts to smile and think “how was I so lucky to end with him?” Then suddenly fear and worry over him, overwhelms them and the smile fades away. The listener starts zoning out and thinking of the worst scenarios. They were so in their head that they didn’t notice the tears in their eyes. Hawks felt them on his chest and jumped up in surprise. “Kid, what’s wrong?” The listener couldn’t talk. All they could do was cry. He hugs the listener and wraps them in his wings. “listen kid. I don’t know what’s wrong but I’ll be damned if I don’t fix it...” he sighs “It’s alright baby bird. You don’t need to tell me now. Just let it all out” he held them tight through it all and eventually they started to calm down. The listener spoke up “I’m scared. What if they take you? What if they hurt you? I can’t lose you. Maybe that’s selfish of me but I don’t care. I’ve never met anyone like you. You scare me with these feelings that I’m still not used to but i crave more of it everyday. You complete me and I can’t imagine going on with out you” hawks looks up at them in shock then smiles. “Kid they can’t do shit to me or you. You’re training with me remember? You’re my partner and together we’re stronger than ever.. And I’m glad to know that you’re selfish of me, kid. Guess I’ve rubbed off of you. I’m not complaining though.” The listener looks around the room still worried. Hawks gently cups their face forcing them to look into his eyes “kid. Don’t ever get it in your head that im out of your league or that I’ll abandon you. I’ve had many people abandon and taken advantage of me all my life. I’d never fucking do that to anyone and especially not you. Baby bird, I’ll never leave you. And that’s a promise. A promise I’m never breaking. Got it? And If by any chance someone mind controlled me to leave you. You gotta promise to kick my ass real hard so I’ll snap out of it okay?” The listener chuckles. He smiles then kisses their forehead and wipes their tears and says “come on kid let’s get some rest.”
No I dIdN't NeEd My TeArDuCtS aNyWaY 😂😂😂😂......😭😭😭😭
*”it go boom boom 💥 “*
Boi you gonna make me cry
I imagined this and 😭 I need this in my life
I'm not crying someone's just cutting cucumbers 🥺
Hawks: *intense slurping at 32:40 *
Subtitles: "um" ...
lol subtitles got a little scared of yagami 😂
JAJAJAJ YES
😂😂 youtube got scared
IM WHEEZING
IT ACTUALLY SAID THAT RJHLTKTH