ADULT MAD LIBS with my Girlfriend

[@prophet7770]

You know you've reached a new level in your relationship when you and your girlfriend can spit on each other for 15 mins

[@andrew_c_b_]

GalacticViper This is actually a pretty funny comment 👏

[@Anti-HyperLink]

Kinky.

[@aidenhoover7493]

I really hope they stay as a couple, the videos they make together kind of refresh Simon's channel

[@soulofconflict]

i thought your channel pic was an ass

[@edwardellam6602]

potato gaming 911 likes

[@alsaad5487]

@@soulofconflict same

[@Rachel-km6rs]

You won’t remember commenting this, but it’s been a year since you have and they’re still together

[@PRohan268]

Rachel Allan and now talia has moved in the house with Simon , JJ , JJ’s Girlfriend for lockdown

[@arjunsivasankaran6343]

should do a one word interview with freya and talia

[@hanfajaved1713]

boneless pizza honestly that would be AMAZING

[@powpow463]

boneless pizza not again please.. we need more vlog & outdoor video..

[@karlaskukan4501]

boneless pizza yeeees

[@somethingwhatever3771]

Yes very smart

[@drak_3448]

nice

[@sebastiantovarmarquez1902]

7:55 that's why they are together 💪

[@austinwhitley4951]

Cause they squirt at the same time

[@ironchad5656]

7:02 "Lengthy" The face she makes lol

[@ahmedi7740]

Damm Simon finally got a girl wet

[@zmanadude8407]

ahmed ibrahim he has a superpower that makes girls wet

[@mohammadessa9279]

Bobby Tarantino OG fans understand

[@KikishPlays]

From the sidmen q and a with josh only og’s remember

[@tyronedoherty1791]

Og boi, he has the super powers to get girls wet

[@justin40315]

"I'm about to make your day. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[@aqsaaabhatti62]

I love how she was already laughing before the story.. 😂😂😂😂😂 awesome.. She is a precious bean.. 😂😂😂

[@BondTheOGYT]

This is a pure CLASSIC

[@BondTheOGYT]

lmao boi

[@spartanxf]

Bond mate I haven’t seen you commenting on random videos in years

[@jasonratledge98]

yo is i just me or does she look better without makeup

[@prod.bbx666]

Bond what

[@oddadicion4393]

Yo this nigga’s alive?

[@JordynNexus]

I still can’t get over how good they look together 😍

[@binyaminkassahun7067]

MAYBE HE BUT NOT SHE TBH

[@Filo2211]

no they dont shes clapped

[@szymonwasiak5791]

ICumbo InBed Both of them are tbh

[@eamonhyatt]

What do you mean? She's beautiful

[@JordynNexus]

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? She’s clearly gorgeous.

[@justinjayden12]

Can we just appreciate how bang on simon's impression of talia saying 'i know' was?

[@calebreissfelder8098]

"Yeety"- Simon Minter 2018

[@CozyHi]

The conversation went from PG to XXX in 3 mins
My vids would definitely be demonetised if I attempted this

[@eniolaelisery1503]

😂😂

[@michaelwindle240]

CozyHi yea it did

[@_Tr0yy]

Lmao

[@lewiscollishaw9441]

straight facts

[@FullyChargedSRG]

What 3 mins 😏?

[@sanibabie]

the amount of innuendos in this video jesus christ

[@Theskiingman]

True

[@princeafro1387]

sanam I was dying at those

[@MoAli6]

sanam I am an Amateur Boxer 🥊, I live in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and I have over 1610 UA-cam Subscribers!!

[@AbuHurr]

Talia is honestly so cute

[@andrewfletcher4329]

🤣🤣🤣 with makeup yeah

[@rodic576]

@@andrewfletcher4329 I think she looks amazing without the make up

[@leonmikulic3353]

@@andrewfletcher4329 why is makeup important????

[@maffy715]

@@leonmikulic3353 cos he's a shallow twat

[@jozard2108]

@@maffy715 honestly laughed more at that comment than the video

[@cloudstrife746]

Damn Talia is drop dead gorgeous without makeup. Definitely should go natural a lot more

[@mattblack5723]

U blind?

[@andrewfletcher4329]

Oh shut up, you know that isn't true

[@James_Pratt]

Andrew Fletcher you’re stupid she’s amazing and beautiful as she is. If you get a girl you’ll never treat her right

[@Gilga1]

Anonymous Perfection lululululululluul

[@dwasda]

simp

[@areomancer3918]

0:50 I swear Simon tried so hard to imitate her as perfectly as possible

[@AndresRamirez-yw7hh]

You know you got yourself a gorgeous girl when she ain't even trying and still incredibly pretty

[@itzyunz5421]

Another vid with his girlfriend makes me think about my ex....
Box 360, great console

[@Xkipo1]

Itz Yunz this is underrated. I pissed my self laughing 😂😂

[@deth3164]

Lmao I think I dated ur ex

[@deth3164]

But I have found someone else, more young 😏
Xbox 1, oh yeah yeah

[@eniolaelisery1503]

😂😂 ur not srs

[@johnj4844]

10/10 m8

[@unknownuser-to6tb]

Josh got fired??

[@colettemarz]

Blakkie Chan huh?

[@mastamind7100]

No, just Randolph was poor and needed money so Josh kindly stepped away!

[@xaviercruz2633]

@Masta ! Mind ! Randolph works for them...

[@lilly_37]

Why have none of yall got the joke 😂

[@brandonellerby5126]

Talia - “I laugh easily but you’re immature” SHE INSTANTLY LAUGHED AT THE TITLE

[@hamzab5761]

Beautiful relationship ❤️❤️❤️

[@themartyyoung]

Randolph, Talia and Simon need to do a song!

[@wpdspspfjrej]

randolph and Simon made a song on spotify

[@themartyyoung]

Spicy Machetes but not with Talia

[@hussam9556]

I Know Simon has the wet power from his Q&A with Josh lmao

[@kosta9500]

mazino oh Yh 😂😂😂😂 gg

[@armanatri1082]

Only OG's will remember

[@alfielister3905]

mazino yeasss

[@AdamRuAlright]

that Q and A was so funny

[@tawhid5816]

Who likes controlling time when u can make girls wet?!

[@Soggy_Pants]

Talia looks great without makeup on damn son

[@magnusmicoh9399]

@wilqz virgin

[@stealerknob3658]

@wilqz how does that make u a virgin

[@PTRush-ci4pv]

Outro Song
Blay Vision - Gone Mad
if someone wanna know 🤟🏼

[@rafi3856]

Thanks I was looking for this!

[@marcabellacuscus5222]

P.T. Rush cheers

[@arief9860]

MY BOI!!! CHEERS!!!

[@AfroSamji]

Got it on Spotify thanks

[@karlograd5037]

Me too

[@y2kirby]

Where can I buy some of this *yeety lotion?* 😂

[@Munjab]

*insert generic joke about girl being wet*

[@saltbjorn]

theres literally a comment two above this saying 'damn simon finally got a girl wet' congrats my man

[@rohingeddes8918]

Insert shitty joke

[@dummystupid3108]

Thomas The Racer for me it’s directly above

[@Danny-sx1uq]

*INSERT TRIGGERED FEMINIST*

[@alfielister3905]

Adam McMullan that is what the woman said

[@sanibabie]

talia being in simon’s videos add 60 years to my lifespan!

[@eniolaelisery1503]

I thought it was only me 😂

[@shaunjames1063]

Sanam reeee Sanam re,tu Mera Sanam hua re

[@powpow463]

sanam NO, pls.. i already boring with her & randolph on this channels in 4 months..

[@DarkKMo]

am i the only one who can't understand what randolph is saying in some parts?

[@sanamana1]

Ilman Maalik yeah

[@leeeverett9723]

Yup

[@sanamana1]

Lee Everett Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@leeeverett9723]

Park Jimin yep i am back😂😂

[@sanamana1]

Lee Everett Yasss

[@anthonybouwmeester3984]

I think Talia looks a lot prettier without makeup to be honest

[@J_dnnn]

A bit not a lot though

[@ryancolpitts2107]

very debatable anthony

[@nicktilbury12]

Ennit

[@fin6338]

Not really

[@kasper7056]

No 🙂

[@Brucey]

*So they both spit not swallow??🤔*

[@epic6233]

Brucey wow a sex joke how funny

[@kosta9500]

Gg😂

[@muradalasgarov7259]

:0

[@kieran5249]

Dead joke

[@complicatedbreakfast7645]

Spitters are quitters

[@Tom-tr8tu]

Randolph the third wheel

[@tasangerbakes]

Tom Middleton always.

[@cormackdonahue4706]

he has a girlfriend

[@adam9141]

Cormack Donahue ahem wife

[@feelmed9523]

Solo ahem get a life

[@thehonest_troll464]

no makeup. love that

[@MohakDavem98]

Probably because it would've been ruined by the water.

[@astro0125]

She looks so much better

[@shorifa1427]

I was in my grandma Vikrams closet BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA probably one of my favourite videos😂

[@epicwhitebread5772]

Is Vikk keeping you hostage in his closet?

[@drdimwit9981]

the fact the talia looks beautiful even without make up is just wow

[@alicemidori8087]

Yay Talia's back💗☀️

[@omaribrahim7641]

Tbh I don’t even understand what Randolf is saying

[@garrettmills8127]

I think it’s the accent + he speaks pretty fast

[@lerax1721]

Yeah english is a foreign language for me and i dont understand that much

[@petertaylor4647]

Omar Legend he doesn't even have a strong accent

[@5wagg3rxxc50]

Omar Legend same i didnt

[@davismm8176]

drecrcr4c And you have bad grammar.

[@Mobin2000]

Might as well make Randolph part of the SDMN he’s in every one of your vids.

[@stanleygoldsmith559]

5:25 Bed scented yeety lotion

[@julie_anne]

11:14 i love how Talia told Simon to calm down then a couple seconds later he just spits all over her xD

[@AJAY-dr4jq]

Wen taila is around the vid will always be funny lol

[@yhyh7164]

TomaHawk36 init

[@jacobpalacios5969]

"Yeety" SMii7Y would be proud

[@ethanalbers7618]

She's afraid OF spoons but not afraid TO spoon... 😂😂

[@iainturbarbie1101]

Do you know da wae

[@Chrizzpyy]

0:54 "Running" is a verb..

[@stahislm1081]

Meme Star is a gerund

[@filipkarlsson9043]

Thanks captain Obvious

[@lukemit6640]

three words: the running man

[@Chrizzpyy]

Stfu, ur too deformed to even have a dp

[@sayeedmatin5357]

StahisLM10 and gerunds a form of verb

[@abebobby]

"Squirt on my head" my favorite quote from Simon.

[@sule0098]

His becoming one of Those youtubers that uses his girlfriend in every video. We don’t want to see Randolph anymore

[@oompaloompa3092]

Suleymaan Azizi are you high? I want whatever you're having

[@northwest1683]

Best. Gay joke. Ever

[@Sur3shot_]

i cant understand half of what randolph is saying

[@kau4u]

Tbh

[@nehemiahobongono8496]

Josh Bates exactly😂

[@samsamming646]

Josh Bates that’s why I use subtitles

[@joshuapritchard6814]

I understand the feeling we've all got it

[@iainturbarbie1101]

Same I was legit thinking "have I forgotten the English language or something" 😂

[@Jaytwos]

Your girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship

[@muhametlajqi2344]

J2S *YOU KNOWWW ITSSS TRUEEEE*

[@jsrcrl23003]

Lmao

[@youtubeguyii1452]

J2S this is the only way Simon would get a girl wet

[@tkldn8412]

god deamn even my granpa would do better than that

[@GoUpSlim]

Callum 2flstleu that was really mean😑😑😑😯😯😯😯

[@julie_anne]

11:44 he said it so casually i burst out laughing xDD i cant omg

[@bomuzmuz]

Whoever is gonna take this video and make a whole lot of dirty memes..
Upload em and send me the link.

[@meeranhaq9479]

3:24 that's something I would do lol, start giggling before it even began

[@areomancer3918]

1:45 she regrets having him as his boy friend

[@xmrage3200]

Do more videos with Talia

[@rofique8366]

Simon is used to Talia spitting

[@wantumbantumba7069]

fck I hate and Love that I understand that lol.

[@wild_wolfgamez3021]

Lollllll

[@ryan8783]

Anything that involves reading, don't let Randolph do it, and If you do, please put subtitles!

[@mammalman7749]

i agree

[@maxgodden3155]

Yeh i couldnt understand what he said

[@kboxy9139]

Nah I love the way he says some words 😂

[@biggussdickuss5184]

Is he that hard to understand?

[@whitekoffee]

/

[@Zac7h]

I love no makeup talia

[@eff7233]

Lil Zac me toooooo she’s beautiful

[@alfielister3905]

Lil Zac ikr

[@anders-olafhendrik2275]

yessss

[@BurjPvP]

nah she needs make up

[@badboat3146]

Kristine The ones saying that are the ones who are single. Simple 🤷‍♀️

[@charlielubbockhd]

Talia's pure disappointment at 1:48 and 3:09 😂😂

[@noojers1756]

Talia lowkey deserves top link even if she isn't in the vid.

[@auglybluething1995]

NJS why

[@DadyMobiste]

7:20 Simon the fountain 😂😂

[@R4lax]

Eo else coming back in 2020, during the corona virus😂

[@hakeema7554]

Me

[@AWildRohi]

me

[@FinnPethybridge]

Me but I'm 4 months deeper than u were

[@mohammadayaanmalik9370]

@@FinnPethybridge its December now......😳

[@FinnPethybridge]

@@mohammadayaanmalik9370 lol ikr

[@isaiah0668]

Love the video Simon❤️

[@ByWakoh]

Talia claps when the plane lands

[@deacydeacy2916]

Trueee

[@carlymalone166]

Awww you two are so cute together ❤️

[@ryu_hozukii__390]

YaaaaaY!!! More Simon and Talia 😍

[@Tuckerstudios51224]

"I laugh so easily but you're really immature." Only one of those statements was prooved correct

[@theblueluna2218]

Loved this. You and talia need to do vids together more often

[@benknight9803]

Simon: Squirt on my head SQUIRT ON MY HEAD
Talia: AAAAHHHH

[@rebeccavillebro2718]

Liking before watching !

[@rohallahjalil5565]

Your cute😅

[@aavishriaz2372]

Rohallah Jalil you thirsty fucker

[@rohallahjalil5565]

Aavish Riaz thanks bro

[@rebeccavillebro2718]

I am thirsty now thinking about it 🤔

[@Abdullah-tl2jp]

Rebecca Villebro quick question would you smash Simon?

[@Samy.10VE]

5:15 lmao 🤣🤣 absolutely loved this, so fucking hilarious especially that last one!

[@nsy9distroyergnnr74]

Congratulations on 7.3 million subscribers Simon

[@daisybell9593]

My favourite couple I love you two so much

[@LegitimateLuxray]

Why does simon always say “a half” when he gets asked for a number 😂😂

[@scar_creed1789]

Mate your girlfriend is pretty lit. Good for you.

[@madison4188]

3:09 the face she pulled I’m dying 😂

[@Ghostedadarrg]

Innit XD

[@penrose5117]

It was square in your head, but at least your head is not square unlike Willne smh

[@isaacrichardson4845]

RocketPropelled this is gold!

[@brandonfrank2004]

Plz do another one, maybe with the rest of the sideman

[@wwisawesome101]

No makeup Talia is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mdsquashy6660]

Talias water drips out but Simon's fires

[@daisyd3800]

This has got to be the funniest vid of 2018 😂😂😂

[@rictadesigns510]

I'm crying this is by far one of your best videos, more!!

[@naimd6553]

So kids what have we learnt today?
*talia doesn’t swallow she spits*

[@mastamind7100]

Nice

[@mysticstrikeforce5957]

I guess you haven't learn how to spell learn cause you spelled it learnt.

[@mastamind7100]

MysticStrike ForceSSJ3 im sorry but your grammar is a bit off in the sentence! And what is exactly wrong in his sentence!

[@sankarsanbhattacheryya7498]

MysticStrike ForceSSJ3 lol the irony

[@sanamana1]

Naim :D haha -_-

[@areomancer3918]

0:37 her face when she realises she might be able to see Simon with a wet shirt on

[@BirnirGunnars]

Still getting used to the fact that simon has a GIRLFRIEND!!!!! CONGRATS

[@hooudjawad]

Randy: "Relax your eyebrows"
Talia: *ironically spits the water on his eyebrows and face*

[@charlieadams2084]

You two and the man behind the computer. Whoever it is are iconic as a trio

[@lucy1610]

It was so nice to meet you both on Saturday

[@khdri]

This is just an excuse for simon to get talyia to spit on him... 😂

[@paradigmshiftz7]

"Square on my head" **cue WillNE**

[@andrewfletcher4329]

How original

[@callumu]

Step 6: Removal
“Relax your eyebrow”
Fucking died 😂😂😂

[@josephosemeke216]

1:49 talias face of confusion when Simon says yeety 😂😂

[@drwfigureadventures]

Loved the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. references…
Also, Simon’s face during the - what I call - “Great Application”.

[@chloee5712]

Did anyone else hear that stomach rumbling at 9:05 or am I dreaming😨
*Turn ur volume up

[@w1ll___j938]

ChloeOwusu indie

[@ethxn644]

thought it was mine

[@raiyan6386]

Im fasting so i thought it was mine x

[@wild_wolfgamez3021]

Lol yeah

[@fakedevon3071]

I think that was Randolph doing an “ooooh” sound IDK tho

[@areomancer3918]

2 vids in 2 hours. Great day

[@juliasowa7890]

It’s 5am and I’m crying in laughing 😂🤣

[@MrSloth86]

I literally couldn’t breath the whole time laughing way too hard especially the part about the smoking lotion! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@emilyj7981]

taila is so Peng 😍💕

[@forbsey6315]

SUPER funny video !! She scared of spoons 😂
You have inspired me to start my own content! 💯

[@itzyunz5421]

Bring back sfg soccer!

[@lollol1welp446]

Itz Yunz oof I remember that

[@itzyunz5421]

Lol Lol1welP good days

[@TheConnell4321]

Good memories

[@dannehsg978]

*FOOTBALL*

[@itsRedEye]

Danneh SG the games name is soccer and you probably do not watch simons vids long time

[@abigmonke5225]

When Simon said «I know», I laughed my ass off😂😂😂

[@fazelit5167]

Talia looked different but then her laugh was recognisable 😂😂