Obviously because he's white and male- he needs to be defeated by a woman, not by his own hand. You can't rob Rey of the victory that is hers by genital right.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Kennedy shot first. Watch, or watch not... There is no guy. Feminist tricks don't work on me. No. I.. Am your writer. NOOOOOOOOO *suicide* George. Come back. Help me, George Walton Lucas. You’re my only hope. Mary Sue! Unlimited Mary Sue! So this is how Star Wars dies. With feminist applause. You were my brother, George. I loved you.
Hold up.....so was it the sequel trilogy that killed it or the possible but still not confirmed casting decisions for future films that killed it? It's so hard to keep up with you fanboys on what to be outraged about.
@Melvin Deeply Agreed my point is satire. I think she like anyone is capable of good acting, but her role as captain marvel left a lot to be desired. Political messages aside she showed a very two dimensional bipolar character. This may have been from terrible script writing or terrible directing but that's the last impression 99% of us have of her as a action hero so it doesn't give much confidence. It's nothing to do with 5G or brainwashing by Russian internet trolls. It's simply people losing thier confidence in her after that terrible performance being plastered all over the place and exemplified by marketing fooling almost no one. If she repeats her captain marvel performance but with lightsabers it'll simply have the same response as last time
@@km3455 Could you imagine, if you will, a light-shield made up to look like a vagina and a Brie Larson looking Jedi running around fighting storm troopers like she's Captain America?
That reminds me of an old SW fan film where they could change the colour of their blades by turning a knob on the bottom. Don't remember what it was called.
I bet they would pull the same crap as in endgame. " we dont have a chance on direct assault". Brie chesy sithing jedi says. "Well you did not had me before."
I smell a great new trilogy coming on... Star Wars: The Phantom Cis Menace Star Wars: Personal Attack of the Clones Star Wars: Revenge of the Patriarchy
The New Gender SJW Strikes Back Return of the Feminist The Force Woke Go Broke. The Last not so good Star Wars movie that I rather see this series die here then see a Episode 9. Rise of Me Too..
They've already destroyed the Star Wars universe about as hard as they possibly can. Let them throw Brie Larson in it if it makes them happy; Star Wars films won't get another penny of mine.
@S W I feel exactly the same! R1 and Solo and pretty decent (Solo being more fun then really good..) and the other 3 new movies aren't canon. There are 6 movies, the "real" story, and I am very happy with those 👍👍
@@ricktheexplorer It's in every Star Wars movie except The Last Jedi... kinda. It's spoken by BB-8 during the opening battle sequence: www.huffpost.com/entry/rian-johnson-last-jedi-star-wars-easter-egg_n_5a343517e4b01d429cc8bd59?guccounter=1
I remember years ago when Disney brought the SW IP. Never in a million years did I think they would destroy the whole franchise to push identity politics. What a world we now live in. The crazy "progressive" agenda is all that matters.
Agreed. I was actually kind of excited to see what Disney could do. I was even happy that Lucas wasn't involved anymore because the prequels sucked (opinion). But this...I didn't expect this. Give it back to George for God's sake.
I was really worried. People were brushing me aside saying: MCU is doing fine. Yeah, because it was in full swing just before Disney bought Marvel and they already had in a good team (not picked by Disney) to keep in on course (with one or two misses). Disney didn't do anything for the MCU; they just stayed out of the way.
It does not surprise me at all. One underreported thing about society over the last 20 years is the rampant economic fascism that has taken over everything. Gone is any meaningful notion of a free market, and instead unaccountable giants buy out or destroy all competition. From 90 major media corporations in 1990 to four or five now, with corporate vampires like Disney just being one shell inside a bigger one. And when you set up a monopoly economy like this, quality is the first thing to go. No need to make an effort when you don't have any competition. From my point of view this was inevitable. Because another neat fact about fascist monopoly economies is that they are ripe for ideological takeovers of all kinds. You really only need to control a handful of people now in order to control everything that is produced. The funniest part is of course that the USA does actually have anti-cartel legislation that could and should be used to break apart these antisocial giants. Disney, IBM etc. But those laws are never enforced. I guess the bribes are just too generous or something.
We need more star wars spoofs like SJW there goes hope, me too strikes back, or rise of Kathleen Kennedy.... i can't stand what they did to this franchise
InfernosReaper is that like a personal attack on us women or something?!! We have rights u no!! The future is female!!!! (even tho that would eventually make humanity extinct)
watch this we know the difference between star wars and twilight ua-cam.com/video/FGzQUeGIICw/v-deo.html kathleen appears after 40 seconds its stunning.
"The Force is Female" is actually a Nike slogan for one of their lines. When I worked there they had stickers all over the place and T-shirts like they showed in that pic. Looks like the Startwats just stole the line because it fit.
"it's a bit like having to throw up and shit at the same time, one way or another it's gonna be messy, you just have to choose what's worse" The Critical Drinker (2019)
I got that beat...I once had to witness my cousin shit, vomit, piss and cry on himself all at the same time. 30 years later, that image is still burned into my brain. In any case, I'd rather watch that, in a constant loop, than any other production by Kathleen Kennedy--especially if it will have Captain Wooden Block in it.
Kinda even weirder since it was just a Nike slogan that had nothing to do with Star Wars at all just women's clothing which becomes apparently if you ever google the full Nike slogan. But then somehow Kathleen Kennedy made it about Star Wars....
Female to God is not the same as the image femenist make themselves of female. Female is sensitivity, comforting, compassionate, honest, creative...and sexy...heck everything feminist are not.. Also now feminist can be trans. So you dont know who you are talking to.
Dan Finnigan I honestly can’t stand that shit. Like it’s totally okay for the main Jedi to be a woman. I think that could be a good thing when done correctly... except it’s not done well here. Rey’s a Mary Sue and there’s no one alive who can tell me otherwise. Now Brie Larson, one of the most hated actresses in today’s society, is going to be in it too? Kill me now honestly. Disney needs to stop trying to make everything SJW. We, as Star Wars fans, would be down to have a cool female Jedi like Bastilla in KOTOR but nope, we get Rey instead and now Brie. Wonderful.
On that note if you worried about what people's going to do to your work, don't sell it By Nature once you sell something you don't get a say in what's done with it
@Frank Castle - "To be fair, in this regard the fandom deserves some of the blame." Please, don't blame the fans for the director's failing. Stupid ideals that really helped ruin the franchise such as annoying little kid, midi-chlorians, and Jar-Jar came from George; not the fans.
Corin Meredith Qui-Gon Jinn: Midichlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells. ... Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midichlorians, life could not exist and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us telling us the will of the Force
Kathleen is exactly like Palpatine, hiding in the shadows for many years, getting higher and higher in ranks and finally when the time came she revealed herself as a true villain.
HEY! be nice to Palpatine! He worked for years to perfect the art of trolling Kathleen Kennedy and her cunt fucks girlfriend Anna Boden do their own form of. trolling! and uh uh you uh. huh yeah what exactly to those cunts do again?
I grew up in a household of Star Wars. We build armors, have custom lightsabers, and read every book. The only thing Star Wars that I care for now, aside from the Lucas movies and the Clone Wars animated series, is The Mandalorian series, and my hope for the Kenobi series to be good. It’s tragic how quickly someone can run a multi-generation loved franchise into the dirt
@@flexibleincarnate7064 I enjoy the story beats, and it would be awesome If it was a standalone thing, but it isn’t. It breaks continuity, which is something that bothers me greatly
Yes he called the "White slavers" ... though if someone offered me 4.2 billion for the right's to my ideas I'd be happy to say "do what you want, slave away"
@Revan They cheated in every way there is to cheat and even in new ones to make that movie a success. Call those with grievances "whiners" will make said people reluctant to come back. Look at what happened to Solo. Episode 9 is also looking like a mess. MCU keeps going down this road, they'll be in trouble.
I missed a line from "Deadpool", and wasn't aware of it until the NYTimes mentioned it in a review or feature about the movie. Deadpool is shot or stabbed and blood comes gushing-out and he says: Hello, God, it's me, Margaret. That's a familiar line to readers of Judy Blumes' books for young girls, whose protagonist talks to her God frequently, about subjects like her first period, and always starts with that line. Not sure what insanely small percentage of viewers would have recognised that line, but glad somebody was clever enough to insert it, even if I missed it.
Ahhh hahaha...more like.. “don’t worry...he won’t have to deal with this nonsense.... he’s fuckin dead.” So funny the inked red hulk... good idea. I HATE ALL THE GENERIC RIPPED OFF COMMENTS... good to see an original and funny one.
If the Brie Larson movie is set around the time of Order 66, I could see two good things coming our way. 1) Mace Windu could return cause anyway nothing matters. 2) It will be satisfying seeing her getting gunned down by Temuera Morrison.
Picture this: a Star Wars movie writen by dudes that brought you Game of Thrones season 8, directed by Ruin Johnsoy and starring: Captain Wahman. What could possibly go wrong? - Nah! It's gonna be fine!
If you dislike Brie Larsen because of her political opinions (which are highly exaggerated by toxic people who look for any excuse to complain about something) and not her acting skills you're no better than the SJWs. Stop bringing politics into Star Wars! PS: Oh, and please don't use the 'they did it first' argument. That's literally the most childish argument you can make. It's also wrong. If you actually look on it there's no actual proof that they're pushing politics into Star Wars. Kathleen Kennedy being a feminist means nothing. Making the main Jedi female is not pushing politics. No one's complaining that Ahsoka Tano is female. Yes, she's better written, but that's beside the point. She's just as much a product of feminism as Rey, and literally every other strong female character ever. I should also point out that it's Kylo Ren, a white male, who's the new Skywalker.
please dont tell me kathleen kennedy is going to make a “girl power” bullshit, defeat a super trained sith lord without training, and randomly uses the force like the new sequels, ugh.
Lol I would just love Brie being confronted to Shaak-ti as a character. She would probably just sew her own pants and collapse into a gibbering mass of panic in no time...
Honestly that's one of the few things where saying that could be genuine. Unless you speak Wookie, I'm sure everyone would think in some way him roaring at you is an insult.
They would've killed you off in the opening scene in the most demeaning way possible. The fact that you had a harem would've traumatized them like a cat getting drop-kicked into a pool
We mustn’t succumb, we are obi wan, and darth maul just killed Satine right in front of us, it hurts, it’s painful, we want to get angry, but we can’t, because revenge is not the way of the Jedi
@@canadiangopnik7007 Hmm maybe you were speaking about Quin Jon's death but i agree with you...just feel sad for the new trilogy which could have been a far better work, anyway I've learned to just detach myself from that wreckage of movies...the SW universe is the first trilogy, with some interesting openings after the prelogy, period.
@@canadiangopnik7007 Well I've googled the name and I understand you point, on the other hand I'm a dinosaur regarding SW and did let much things pass. This, plus I usually focus more on characters showing para-Human / non-Human development, at least in thoughts and behaviors (which is not saying that other characters are valueless). Anyway, we seem to agree on the core argument.
"After the Skywalker saga comes to an end this year" It finished in 1983. We saw a bit more in the prequels, but the Skywalker saga finished with RotJ.
Totally. Well, the OT is also the Anakin saga end, as he fulfills his destiny and brings balance to the force by destroying th dark side. There is no more Star Wars. If I want episodes 7-9, I read Zahn's books. They are so much better than Disney's trash that you can't even begin to compare both.
Shifu: *Master Oogway, I have very bad news.* Oogway: *Ah, Shifu. There is only news. There is no bad or good* Shifu: *Brie Larson may be coming to Star Wars.* Oogway: *..That is bad news.*
Disney: How are we going to save this fire that we've brought on ourselves? Kennedy: how about more characters that are unlikable that people can't identify with and a person who spend 10 years building cinematic universes along with idiots that throw out good stories and character archs that are out of character. D and D: Dracrays. Brie Larson: I'm here to build more wood. Feige:And I've got the gasoline *fire grows higher, exgulfing everyone* Disney: why won't people come into our vision for starwars?
Because we don't want to give up the high ground, one day Disney will jump to far and we want to be there to finally see them get in half it's the main reason many of us keep up to date with Star Wars news dispite boycotting everything Lucasfilm are planning to release.
@@Kakarot64. if George Lucas is unhappy with what he's seeing, can he have the high ground and get his baby back before Disney turns into into something like this? If he clearly doesn't like where it's going, he could try to buy the rights back can't he before his creation becomes like sand....? Because if it worked out well for Sony and Disney getting Spiderman back in the MCU today. It could work out for George Lucas if he puts his foot down. A theme park that is DOA and failing box office history from Solo should give Disney red flags. They can't save themselves so why keep going? Disney ruined his creation and if Disney can't see that by now, then Lucas should take the rights back. I'm not a Star Wars fan at all, but it deserves better. It doesn't need feige or Dumb and Dumber. It needs Lucas. Prequels be damned. At least the prequels can be used as meme templates and if that says something about it, i don't know what will.
@@IYPITWL The stupid thing was that HBO gave them two more seasons but they were like one. Take it or leave it. You could've had a better character twist out of Dani if you gave her a season to transform into what she was in the end. I would be scared for star wars because they do the same thing as Rian does with Luke
Oh yeah they already started saying that and included Rey combined with Vader is still not as powerful as this new character that Brie will be. It's in an article and on UA-cam now. I hope to God it turns out to be a big rumor someone came up with to make us all mad but it's just too half assed and controversial to not be true.
Not if it's an emotionless plankface that looks like Bieber. A lot of recent "strong female" characters are like this. Hollywood thinks that the best a woman can be is a (boring) man.
@@Mic_Glow I just remind Shaak-ti in that 2003 Clone Wars anime..how a character would look feminine and still frightfully alien-like AND STILL very competent in battle. The new SJW characters are just crap.
*Rey prepares to fight and win against every Star Wars villain and hero* Rey: Prepare for trouble... Brie Larson (another Mary Sue): And make it double !
@@YumYum820 yes it does. Everyone is over this franchise, let it die like Marvel and Pixar. Please let them buy DC and kill that too. Kill it all Disney.
Can't stop laughing. I could do what you do, but like Weasel on Deadpool, I don't wanna. ha ha. You're hilarious, the time to research and develop a coherent monologue are far more than I would ever want to do, but you do so with mostly monosyllabic content that just keeps me holding my sides with roaring laughter. Thanks!
Disney has finally shown us the character she was born to play. They have just introduced a character called Geode. A character that is a rock. I think we finally found a role Brie can play.
#Shaak-Ti (before saber-slashing the order for about 15 plasma-armed Clone-grenadier light armors to initiate fire on the contender) : "And WE (not just I) are the reason why the Republic will finally overcome your pitiful attack".
2012: Disney: George, we would like to buy the Star Wars franchise for 4 Billion Dollars! 2021: George Lucas: Disney, I will buy Star Wars back for 400 dollars! Disney: DEAL!! George Lucas is a Sith Master and knew what he was doing the entire time! R E S P E C T!
@@liljdm5374 wow, just wow. how can you post such a moronic comment without doing your research? Force Awakens made 2 billion world wide and Last Jedi made 1.33 billion. Yes, that's a little less than 4 billion. But the point is it took about 2 Star Wars movies to pay for the LucasFilm acquisition (3 for sure if you count the billion that Rogue One brought in). Also, there are 5 movies that have made over 2 billion dollars. Do your research before you make such an asshole comment.
@@Adam-xg1ch Thats not profit. They invested a at the very least 700 milion in those 2 movies. For example Cap marvel grossed a bilion but barely broke even because of how much was invested into it.
Future history books: Film was a passive medium consumed in the 20th century. Massive budgets and political pandering bottlenecked originality for the art form, ushering it's demise in the early parts of the 2000s.
Mastermind41 Nah, the globalist force elite like to rewrite history. They will call it a success and the only ones who didn‘t love it were obviously sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, everything-else-phobic biggots...
Could you imagine the outrage if Lucas film execs walked around wearing shirts printed with "The Force is Male" ...actually I don't even care anymore, SW just isn't worth getting upset over now, do whatever the hell you want Disney. I actually hope Disney do double down and get Brie Larson as the new Jedi "hero" ...go on Disney, hammer that final nail in the coffin "thank you veeeerrry much"
To me the SW saga always really had only 3 episodes (4-5-6). The prelogy looked to me as easy and overpriced fan-fiction. Today, I would have re-graded it as not-that-bad fan-fiction. The sequel trilogy is clearly pointless (and very overpriced) non-fan-fiction. No positive expectation for any Disney movie to follow.
@Drew Peacock At least the prelogy, while wanting in many fields, got room for interesting developments in the Extended Universe. Today the stupidity and "Hollier-than-thou" attitude of the sequel trilogy just ensures that nothing good can be extracted to this. . Like, at each new movie "What's-her-actress-name" Rey will just appear and save the day ? Oh and now, sometimes, Brie Larson will just appear in whatever Mary-Sueish clothes she wants and compete to save the day ? Who, I'm so caught by that prospect, where can I buy movie tickets ? xd.
Honestly, the only reason I’m watching them anymore is purely for how comedically bad they are. The sjw pandering is so obvious, and it was clear that they actively gave no real thought to the plot. After “the force awakens,” they are basically the highest budget fan film ever, except it’s not made by fans, and it’s hardly film. More like a fever dream, after a few casks of sake and scotch.
It’s hilarious that they made Captain Marvel “the most powerful character” in the movies, when she is nowhere near the most powerful character in the comics. +D character AT BEST.
@@dominusetdeus060644 And in a decade, after she's well and truly washed up she'll reignite me too and beg for sympathy. The ones I feel sorry for are the talented actresses who don't get the role because they actually have a measure of dignity and refuse to stoop to the level of the rest of them. The Romans viewed actors and musicians as being barely a step above prostitutes, maybe they were onto something.
I assume that she & Kevin Feige really *have* had an affair, and he's on the hook for her now. Either because he's smitten, or because there is a "metoo" career-ending tweet just waiting on her phone, and the moment he steps out of line she sends it.
@@VegetoStevieD It feels more like the people on top of the world want us to think a different way. And they will do this at any cost. To push us to their agenda to lessen the overall quality of products while hindering our ability to think outside the box.
The star wars franchise is like a car and the car keeps getting drivers that are blind deaf and paraplegic and then when it is a horrible bloody car crash, they wonder now why did this happen.
@@derdude6214 It's dead for me. Episode 6 was the last chapter in the movies, and the EU ( *_NOT_* Legends) continued it. I do not recognize anything Disney did as canon, though Clone Wars was decent, and semi-canon (canon unless contradicted by movie canon).
@@whiterabbit75 I totaly get your points. But I'm hyped anyways because of Taika Waitit is what I wanted to say. Oh damn they really fucked up Star Wars...
@@derdude6214 You mean Taika "I'll ruin your mythos in a minute, baby" Waititi? The same one who wrote on twitter: “There. there. You’ll get over it when you realise you don’t know what you want until I give it to you.”? I am less than impressed by this generation's crop of writers, directors, and general artistic folk. They need to get their heads out of their collective asses, deflate their egos so they can fit through a standard-sized doorway, and have their social media accounts taken away from them so they stop chasing away their customers with their immaturity. I hope you'll pardon my lack of enthusiasm at this egomanic helming a Star Wars film. He's just another Roundhead Johnson or Jar Jar Abrams to me.
Me to my dad took me to see the first one on my birthday June 6th 1977 it pains me to see how it's deteriorated today I'm a very sad person... By the way I threw all my Star Wars paraphernalia away I could have sold it and got some money but I was so disheartened I threw it all away fuck George Lucas
@@imunkeyy that's the problem with America today we have men that don't have the balls to stand up and express their views Lucas can still cause a shitstorm if he wanted to... all he would have to say is Boycott Star Wars 9... they must have some dirt or pictures of him doing something that he keeps his mouth shut the soy boy
kidstl me : Don’t worry those toys would’ve gotten you around less than $100 max. I also had a lot of Star Wars toys but I’ve found out that even the unopened ones don’t get a lot of money. You can sell your action figures for $3-$6 max. I probably had around 50 action figures so that would’ve netted me $200. Then all the spaceships like the TIE fighter, Snow speeder, etc would’ve given me probably $300 more. So it wouldn’t have been enough to pay even 1 months rent.
I remember when both of these franchises were my favorite and now it’s like a coin flip to see which one will crash and burn more (in Star War’s case even more).
“Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, ‘Hey, it’s all white dudes who are running things,'” Christian Bale said. “Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know. We’re going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique…that we recognize makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country.”
Makes sense.
I mean, why fight Kylo Ren when you can just lecture him about identity politics until he kills himself?
Agooo
Literally the Paragon/ Renegade option at the end of Mass Effect 1. Guilt trip Saren into committing suicide. I love that ending!
Obviously because he's white and male- he needs to be defeated by a woman, not by his own hand. You can't rob Rey of the victory that is hers by genital right.
If I had to sit in on the SW production meetings I would light sabre myself.
Or simply MeToo him to commit suicide.
It's a strategy as effective as that seen, by the Furry Force.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Star Wars got BLOWN UP... That happened
That's no character... it's a Mary Sue!
It’s too late. Save yourself
millions of voices going "Uugh" and silence as they had vacated the premise
Kennedy shot first.
Watch, or watch not... There is no guy.
Feminist tricks don't work on me.
No. I.. Am your writer. NOOOOOOOOO *suicide* George. Come back.
Help me, George Walton Lucas. You’re my only hope.
Mary Sue! Unlimited Mary Sue!
So this is how Star Wars dies. With feminist applause.
You were my brother, George. I loved you.
She's playing R2-MeToo in the new trilogy.
Trash compactors need representation too
Being a dysfunctional piece of junk that she is. That makes perfect sense.
HAHAHAH NICE!
This is THE best answer ever!!! Thank you veeeerrry much.
Best answer in this comment section! You Win!
"That's no moon, it's a Brie Larsen" A weapon so powerful it can kill an entire franchise
Hold up.....so was it the sequel trilogy that killed it or the possible but still not confirmed casting decisions for future films that killed it? It's so hard to keep up with you fanboys on what to be outraged about.
@@WalkerRileyMC the above comment is a joke
@@WalkerRileyMC of course it’s hard to keep up with people way smarter than yourself. That’s just natural.
@Melvin Deeply Agreed my point is satire. I think she like anyone is capable of good acting, but her role as captain marvel left a lot to be desired. Political messages aside she showed a very two dimensional bipolar character. This may have been from terrible script writing or terrible directing but that's the last impression 99% of us have of her as a action hero so it doesn't give much confidence. It's nothing to do with 5G or brainwashing by Russian internet trolls. It's simply people losing thier confidence in her after that terrible performance being plastered all over the place and exemplified by marketing fooling almost no one. If she repeats her captain marvel performance but with lightsabers it'll simply have the same response as last time
@Melvin Deeply nothing you’ve said makes any sense. Take a seat.
"May the force be with you"
"Is this some sort of personal attack?"
Conor Doyle are you assuming she doesn’t have the force already because she is a woman?
You pig!
Lol
She's a strong independent womyn who doesn't need no force.
LMAO!!! U rule😂😂
@@starseed96 🤦♂️🤦♂️
She’s gonna tell Disney that she’ll only be in Star Wars if she gets a rainbow lightsaber
Hahahaha the day I see that is the day I double check I haven't got a Lego star wars disc slotted in somewhere and will literally give up on life
Nope she’s gonna throw a bitch fit that the lightsaber is a phallic symbol and make em redesign it.
@@km3455 exactly into a light vag... oh wait that could be misunderstood.....
@@km3455 Could you imagine, if you will, a light-shield made up to look like a vagina and a Brie Larson looking Jedi running around fighting storm troopers like she's Captain America?
That reminds me of an old SW fan film where they could change the colour of their blades by turning a knob on the bottom. Don't remember what it was called.
"May The Force Be With You."
"Not without my consent."
Lol.
Leelu?
Hahahahahha! You rascal!
Paul Coffield “May the force be me too”
The force is already with me thank you very much!
"We need strong female characters in star wars"
Princess Leia: *bitch what am I a roach!*
Ahsoka Tano: Am I a joke to you?
@@francreeps4509 Padme: and I took that personally
Literally any female character outside of the not-a-fan-fiction trilogy: bitch please
What are these people even doing at a place like Lucasfilm?
@@derekhofstetler3998 ruining the property and annoying the shit out of people who want entertainment, duh
"May the Force be with you"
"I Am tHE ForCe, THANK YOU VERRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY MUCH!!!"
Lol!!!
Sigh... i really hate that cunt
Good one
Is that like a personal attack or something?
@BGS Member Brie Larson said that once I think, Bodhi was quoting her. But that interview still makes me angry to this day
I bet they would pull the same crap as in endgame.
" we dont have a chance on direct assault".
Brie chesy sithing jedi says. "Well you did not had me before."
Kylo Ren: ‘Who are you?’
Brie Larson: ‘Is that like a personal attack or something..?’
I feel bad for him. I can already imagine brie verbally abusing him because he is a "white male wearing black robes"
@@carlahrenz8449 he is a jewish white male
@@KallusGarnet Jews aren't white
I have a bikini and chains ready for her, though I doubt it will pleasure me
@@voramok5366 Jews are an ethnic group, white people are a race 😐
Star Wars fans: "Please finish off this franchise already"
Disney : "Thank u Veeeeery much!"
KKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
This franchise isnt meant for you anymore thank you vverrryy much old white male!
Woooooo funny reply Haha !!
"Is that like a personal attack or something?"
Mish375 S Me: *Yes! Yes, it is!*
*This title.*
"Then our worst fears have been realized." -Mace Windu.
We must move quickly if the franchise is to survive.
“The force is strong with this one”
Brie Larson : “Is that like a personal attack or something”
"Yes it is... how did you find out?"
CinemaSans I wish you made me a sandwich bitch
I smell a great new trilogy coming on...
Star Wars: The Phantom Cis Menace
Star Wars: Personal Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Revenge of the Patriarchy
Chris Brown does it smell like a fart in a sauna?
The New Gender
SJW Strikes Back
Return of the Feminist
The Force Woke Go Broke.
The Last not so good Star Wars movie that I rather see this series die here then see a Episode 9.
Rise of Me Too..
Chris Brown Don't forget the SJW Wars
Attack of the NPCs
@@Jesse12489
future trilogy
Star Wars: The Trans Menace
Star Wars: Revenge of the Ma'ams
Star Wars: The last White Cis Male
“The only thing worse than a fool
Is a fool who thinks himself wise”
~Critical Drinker, 2019
So true...
who is the more foolish. the fool or the fool who follows him.
@@thomaspreston3618 "if a blind man lead another blind man, they both wind up in a ditch" < -- does it matter? they both wind up in the same place
@@thomaspreston3618 Obi-wan has taught you well...
i liked the "fart swirling in the hot sauna", but this one will do too.
They've already destroyed the Star Wars universe about as hard as they possibly can. Let them throw Brie Larson in it if it makes them happy; Star Wars films won't get another penny of mine.
Like pissing in the wrong ear of someone with their brains on fire.
John favoreu and Dave filony are here to save the day! FOR THE REBELLION!
Oh man, I was beginning to watch a star wars movie, can you guys recommend me one
@@GrimTheDestroyer the prequels and the original triology
@S W I feel exactly the same! R1 and Solo and pretty decent (Solo being more fun then really good..) and the other 3 new movies aren't canon.
There are 6 movies, the "real" story, and I am very happy with those 👍👍
When watching videos that criticize Star Wars...
Is more entertaining than the actual sequels.
Then watch some E;R :P
I've never been into SW but I love watching people shit on it.
@@overgrownswamp Same here, it's hilarious
Masturbating with a cheesgrinder while watching a puppy drown is more entertaining than the new "canon".
"I have a bad feeling about this..."
They don't even say that in Disney Star Wars, do they?
@@ricktheexplorer it was said in TFA by Han, and it was implied that BB-8 said it in TLJ.
@@ricktheexplorer It's in every Star Wars movie except The Last Jedi... kinda. It's spoken by BB-8 during the opening battle sequence: www.huffpost.com/entry/rian-johnson-last-jedi-star-wars-easter-egg_n_5a343517e4b01d429cc8bd59?guccounter=1
@@JuanSolo9 Doesn't make those movies any less tarded #IStandWithGeorge
@@ricktheexplorer K-2SO said it in Rogue One
I remember years ago when Disney brought the SW IP. Never in a million years did I think they would destroy the whole franchise to push identity politics.
What a world we now live in. The crazy "progressive" agenda is all that matters.
Agreed. I was actually kind of excited to see what Disney could do. I was even happy that Lucas wasn't involved anymore because the prequels sucked (opinion). But this...I didn't expect this. Give it back to George for God's sake.
I was really worried. People were brushing me aside saying: MCU is doing fine. Yeah, because it was in full swing just before Disney bought Marvel and they already had in a good team (not picked by Disney) to keep in on course (with one or two misses). Disney didn't do anything for the MCU; they just stayed out of the way.
The minute I heard the news I cringed. I never watched any of it. It ain't Walt Disney's anymore.
Welcome to the future...
It does not surprise me at all. One underreported thing about society over the last 20 years is the rampant economic fascism that has taken over everything. Gone is any meaningful notion of a free market, and instead unaccountable giants buy out or destroy all competition. From 90 major media corporations in 1990 to four or five now, with corporate vampires like Disney just being one shell inside a bigger one. And when you set up a monopoly economy like this, quality is the first thing to go. No need to make an effort when you don't have any competition.
From my point of view this was inevitable. Because another neat fact about fascist monopoly economies is that they are ripe for ideological takeovers of all kinds. You really only need to control a handful of people now in order to control everything that is produced. The funniest part is of course that the USA does actually have anti-cartel legislation that could and should be used to break apart these antisocial giants. Disney, IBM etc. But those laws are never enforced. I guess the bribes are just too generous or something.
"Do you consent for the force to potentially be with you?"
Thank you VERY much...
“That boy was our last hope.”
“No, there is another.”
“Jar Jar is the key to all of this.”
Star Wars: Return of Jar Jar
Sorry. Jar Jar was MeTooed a while back and not available.
Technically he is an ethnic minority in the star wars universe so yeah, i bet he might get a major role out of it.. just ask Disney.
Jar Jar / Grivious hybrid movie when?
You were the chosen one jar jar! You were the key to all of this not joined the darkness of the force!
Instead of calling it 'the force' can we go with something less aggressive, like 'space consent'?
May the space consent be with everyone who deserves it
I just thought the Force created gods, and pretty uninteresting ones at that.
Maybe the power of "save space"
LMAO HAHAHAA
We need more star wars spoofs like SJW there goes hope, me too strikes back, or rise of Kathleen Kennedy.... i can't stand what they did to this franchise
Wait, is the whole “the force is female” real? Jesus Christ these people are insane.
Maybe... Keep in mind that there's a darkside and the feminazi stuff is very much a part of the darkside.
InfernosReaper is that like a personal attack on us women or something?!! We have rights u no!! The future is female!!!! (even tho that would eventually make humanity extinct)
Sadly they're not insane, or otherwise there might be some hope of locking them up, no unfortunately they're just really really stupid 😔🤣
watch this we know the difference between star wars and twilight ua-cam.com/video/FGzQUeGIICw/v-deo.html
kathleen appears after 40 seconds its stunning.
"The Force is Female" is actually a Nike slogan for one of their lines. When I worked there they had stickers all over the place and T-shirts like they showed in that pic. Looks like the Startwats just stole the line because it fit.
"it's a bit like having to throw up and shit at the same time, one way or another it's gonna be messy, you just have to choose what's worse" The Critical Drinker (2019)
That line made me laugh harder than anything I've heard all year.
I got that beat...I once had to witness my cousin shit, vomit, piss and cry on himself all at the same time. 30 years later, that image is still burned into my brain. In any case, I'd rather watch that, in a constant loop, than any other production by Kathleen Kennedy--especially if it will have Captain Wooden Block in it.
"My character could beat Darth Vader" ----- Larson in a future interview.
A stupid ass dumb bitch,she is
My character could live longer than Palpatine.
her character could be darth vader.
Nah! Darth Vader is a badass. She's a spoiled crybaby.
@@yoshi314 But does she hate sand enough?
“The force is female”?? Good lord.
Only at certain times of the month.
Kinda even weirder since it was just a Nike slogan that had nothing to do with Star Wars at all just women's clothing which becomes apparently if you ever google the full Nike slogan. But then somehow Kathleen Kennedy made it about Star Wars....
Female to God is not the same as the image femenist make themselves of female.
Female is sensitivity, comforting, compassionate, honest, creative...and sexy...heck everything feminist are not..
Also now feminist can be trans. So you dont know who you are talking to.
Dan Finnigan
I honestly can’t stand that shit. Like it’s totally okay for the main Jedi to be a woman. I think that could be a good thing when done correctly... except it’s not done well here. Rey’s a Mary Sue and there’s no one alive who can tell me otherwise. Now Brie Larson, one of the most hated actresses in today’s society, is going to be in it too? Kill me now honestly. Disney needs to stop trying to make everything SJW. We, as Star Wars fans, would be down to have a cool female Jedi like Bastilla in KOTOR but nope, we get Rey instead and now Brie. Wonderful.
Full of spite & hypocrisy.. sounds like the dark side of the force
Disney: *Completely ruins the Star Wars franchise*
George Lucas: “Look how they massacred my boy.”
GoldenAbyss 619 I never wanted this life for you, Michael...
On that note if you worried about what people's going to do to your work, don't sell it
By Nature once you sell something you don't get a say in what's done with it
She's gonna be like
"Why is it a boy? Omg
Is this a personal attack or something?"
@Frank Castle - "To be fair, in this regard the fandom deserves some of the blame." Please, don't blame the fans for the director's failing. Stupid ideals that really helped ruin the franchise such as annoying little kid, midi-chlorians, and Jar-Jar came from George; not the fans.
George: Uh oh I fucked up my franchise. Here Disney it’s your problem
Disney: Hell yeah, I got this
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...
...
Uh oh I fucked up my franchise
“Captain wooden face” dude I totally lost my shit at that 🤣
“The force is female”
Force: *DID YOU ALL JUST ASSUME MY G E N D E R*
Force has a gender wtf( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The force binds all living things. Even Jar Jar.
Forest Gump: But the force ain't got no gender Lt. Dan.
Wait guys the Force is a female and over 18 years old.
Corin Meredith Qui-Gon Jinn: Midichlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells. ... Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midichlorians, life could not exist and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us telling us the will of the Force
Kathleen is exactly like Palpatine, hiding in the shadows for many years, getting higher and higher in ranks and finally when the time came she revealed herself as a true villain.
“You mean, it was all Kathleen Kennedy?”
“Always has been.”
and Filoni is Luke
HEY! be nice to Palpatine! He worked for years to perfect the art of trolling Kathleen Kennedy and her cunt fucks girlfriend Anna Boden
do their own form of. trolling! and uh uh you uh. huh yeah what exactly to those cunts do again?
Nail, meet head.
So who's Vader?
I did not realize Disney was making Star Wars movies.... I thought they were just Parodies.
they r just parodies
i would never consider them real star wars movies
I grew up in a household of Star Wars. We build armors, have custom lightsabers, and read every book. The only thing Star Wars that I care for now, aside from the Lucas movies and the Clone Wars animated series, is The Mandalorian series, and my hope for the Kenobi series to be good. It’s tragic how quickly someone can run a multi-generation loved franchise into the dirt
How are you feeling about Kenobi now?
@@flexibleincarnate7064 I enjoy the story beats, and it would be awesome If it was a standalone thing, but it isn’t. It breaks continuity, which is something that bothers me greatly
@@Epsilon7100 Ah, interesting, and I agree.
He's got a video on obi wan series u should see
Spoilers: Kenobi sucked
Doesn't this all prove to everyone tbe world DID end in 2012??? There is no way this isn't hell!
but then hell is not supposed to this kinda morbid fun.
Gintama exists, so it can't be hell
sjws are the true devils >:3 ruining all good entertainment with their identity politics! >@
the world ended and i missed it? damn
Once I've been blind but now i see. Ev expected a big blast but this is even more destructive.
Bland, uninspiring, emotionless and unlikeable. She's actually perfect for 'new' Star Wars.
I can see why George Lucus hates Disney so much.
Yes he called the "White slavers" ... though if someone offered me 4.2 billion for the right's to my ideas I'd be happy to say "do what you want, slave away"
@Jangler333 I'll do the same thing if I were him. I'll get fed up for my own franchise.
@Jangler333 Now he is a Billionaire Far Far Away.
because they are pedo's & push smallhat values....down our throats
Brie Larson: The destroyer of any character she touches
It’s not like captain marvel was a good character in the first place, but it’s only worsened since Brie was the actor
@@thelorax4790 she was ok when she had the nice body and hair in the 90s
@@thelorax4790 she was alright before 2012, not great but not a complete bag of shit
She was okay as Rachel.
Every time I think Disney can't get any more dumb, they do something even more stupid than before.
@Revan They cheated in every way there is to cheat and even in new ones to make that movie a success. Call those with grievances "whiners" will make said people reluctant to come back. Look at what happened to Solo. Episode 9 is also looking like a mess. MCU keeps going down this road, they'll be in trouble.
@Revan Lol Mickey is that you ?
Make something "idiot proof" and they'll build a better idiot.
Revan it got money due to controversy not due to it being a good movie
If you look around at other companies nowadays.. you can see how they are slowly being overtaken by morons.
When is the new female Rambo movie coming out? Rambo: First Blood has a new meaning!
spoiler:she was actually CEO of planned parenthood
#babykiller
You win the internet today
I missed a line from "Deadpool", and wasn't aware of it until the NYTimes mentioned it in a review or feature about the movie. Deadpool is shot or stabbed and blood comes gushing-out and he says: Hello, God, it's me, Margaret. That's a familiar line to readers of Judy Blumes' books for young girls, whose protagonist talks to her God frequently, about subjects like her first period, and always starts with that line. Not sure what insanely small percentage of viewers would have recognised that line, but glad somebody was clever enough to insert it, even if I missed it.
... I would actually watch that shit! Hahaha! Joan Ramba haha!
I'd be ok with this. Rambo fights topless most of the time.
Luke: “reach out”
Brie: “are you sexually harassing me?”
LMAO!
Yoda: "The Force, you must use on her"
Ahhh hahaha...more like.. “don’t worry...he won’t have to deal with this nonsense.... he’s fuckin dead.” So funny the inked red hulk... good idea. I HATE ALL THE GENERIC RIPPED OFF COMMENTS... good to see an original and funny one.
Inkedhulk I know but it was sarcasm 😂
I was speaking about your comment inkedhulk
""the force is female" so thats literally saying nonconsenual things are done by women
"Its like having to throw up and shit at the same time..."
You just described Brie Larson!
Veritas reminds me of that nightmarish rum n Coke hangover my sophomore year in college....
Seeing someone vomiting and defecating at the same time sounds like a more entertaining prospect than anything with Brie Larson in it.
She's going to crap all over on Luke's wife... She deserves much better actress :(
@@misterjei might be fun to watch
Definetly not fun to experiance. Trust me.
Happened to a guy at a xmas party.
I was too scared to laugh.
"Is that like a droid attack on the wookies or something?"
DackKija
Hahahaha
Lol
It’s worse...
Star Wars is dead.
Disney: "Let's add more feminism!"
All the male characters are somehow executed for being too "manly"
feminism is worse than death
They would do that too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adding gas to a bon fire
Jabba the Hutt
Feminism is the death of our society.
J.K. Simmons' laugh gets me every time!
The force in '77 : "Its a mysterious energy that surrounds us and binds the universe together"
The force in 2020: "Its female midichlorians"
its female estrogen - surprised pikachu face
The force In 2025: anything that’s a female
If the Brie Larson movie is set around the time of Order 66, I could see two good things coming our way.
1) Mace Windu could return cause anyway nothing matters.
2) It will be satisfying seeing her getting gunned down by Temuera Morrison.
I miss phantom menace...
"monthly-chlorians" ?
Picture this: a Star Wars movie writen by dudes that brought you Game of Thrones season 8, directed by Ruin Johnsoy and starring: Captain Wahman. What could possibly go wrong?
- Nah! It's gonna be fine!
Dude that's straight up nightmare fuel
That sounds like the perfect cinematic Trainwreck.... hopefully they will make it so.
@@kenneth83DK i still come back to few hour long last jedi reviews that point out plotholes etc... Its good entertainment.
Have the lost writers tweak the ending
If you dislike Brie Larsen because of her political opinions (which are highly exaggerated by toxic people who look for any excuse to complain about something) and not her acting skills you're no better than the SJWs. Stop bringing politics into Star Wars!
PS: Oh, and please don't use the 'they did it first' argument. That's literally the most childish argument you can make. It's also wrong. If you actually look on it there's no actual proof that they're pushing politics into Star Wars. Kathleen Kennedy being a feminist means nothing. Making the main Jedi female is not pushing politics.
No one's complaining that Ahsoka Tano is female. Yes, she's better written, but that's beside the point. She's just as much a product of feminism as Rey, and literally every other strong female character ever.
I should also point out that it's Kylo Ren, a white male, who's the new Skywalker.
*Final nail in the coffin never had a better embodiment.*
please dont tell me kathleen kennedy is going to make a “girl power” bullshit, defeat a super trained sith lord without training, and randomly uses the force like the new sequels, ugh.
As soon as that happens (which, it will, just give it time.) I’m calling for an intervention.
Chewbacca: *roars*
Brie Larson: is that like a personal attack or something?
Lol I would just love Brie being confronted to Shaak-ti as a character. She would probably just sew her own pants and collapse into a gibbering mass of panic in no time...
Honestly that's one of the few things where saying that could be genuine. Unless you speak Wookie, I'm sure everyone would think in some way him roaring at you is an insult.
Disney: Well we can't make Star Wars any worse at this point.
Brie: How dare you tell me what I can or can't do!!!
I'm glad I died in the prequels and didn't have to live through this shit.
Ki-Adi-Mundi what about the droid attack on the wookies?👀
They would've killed you off in the opening scene in the most demeaning way possible. The fact that you had a harem would've traumatized them like a cat getting drop-kicked into a pool
@@corruptangel6793 omg your so fucking right lmfao!
Kathleen Kennedy is a political idealist, not a murderer.
Mygeeto wasn't worth it.
"May the force be with you"
"... Is it a personal attack, or something ?"
critical drinker : " great news "
Me : What's pissing him off now?
Love you brother, your work is of a dying breed
The amount of hate... It's like Disney wants us to turn to the dark side.
They probably are already on it.
We mustn’t succumb, we are obi wan, and darth maul just killed Satine right in front of us, it hurts, it’s painful, we want to get angry, but we can’t, because revenge is not the way of the Jedi
@@canadiangopnik7007 Hmm maybe you were speaking about Quin Jon's death but i agree with you...just feel sad for the new trilogy which could have been a far better work, anyway I've learned to just detach myself from that wreckage of movies...the SW universe is the first trilogy, with some interesting openings after the prelogy, period.
HerHeartBeats do you not know who Satine is?
@@canadiangopnik7007 Well I've googled the name and I understand you point, on the other hand I'm a dinosaur regarding SW and did let much things pass. This, plus I usually focus more on characters showing para-Human / non-Human development, at least in thoughts and behaviors (which is not saying that other characters are valueless).
Anyway, we seem to agree on the core argument.
"After the Skywalker saga comes to an end this year" It finished in 1983. We saw a bit more in the prequels, but the Skywalker saga finished with RotJ.
Totally. Well, the OT is also the Anakin saga end, as he fulfills his destiny and brings balance to the force by destroying th dark side. There is no more Star Wars. If I want episodes 7-9, I read Zahn's books. They are so much better than Disney's trash that you can't even begin to compare both.
@Cyrus Wolfe looks like you found yourself a nice safe space there buddy
@Cyrus Wolfe Star Wars is really about Anakin through and through. Anakin's rise, fall and redemption
The old EU post-ROTJ books still exist. We can still treat those as Canon, fuck what Disney says.
Disney: Brie Larson is coming to Star Wars!!
Everybody: oh no she isnt!!!!
Looking at Star Wars now is like looking at a zombified version of a loved one
Perfectly said. It's truly heartbreaking what they've done to it.
Rotting in real time.
Honestly it Disney Star Wars is bad fan fiction that needs to be put down with a gun and then restarted right which will never happen.
now you know how star trek fans feel.
I look forward to seeing her as “Indi-Anna Jones.”
I want her to play that part now. Lol 😆
Give it time and the cunts at Disney will make it happen
Don't give them ideas.
God damn dont give them ideas
Starring lilly Singh
"This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!"
Is this legal?
The negotiations were short...
You'sa think da fan base gunna die?
Meeeeesa no thinkso
Drinker your are an amazing wordsmith!
Thanks for the laughs, I really needed them today!
"It's a bit like trying to throw up and shit at the same time" -- Drinker
Dude, I've been there ... I've been there.
Makes you just wanna die.
It's my constant fear whenever I get food poisoning. It's terrifying
muh diversity tell me how to get there pleased😁😁
God damn sugar free gummy bears.
This is the comment I was meaning to make mate. Here, have my upvote.
Shifu: *Master Oogway, I have very bad news.*
Oogway: *Ah, Shifu. There is only news. There is no bad or good*
Shifu: *Brie Larson may be coming to Star Wars.*
Oogway: *..That is bad news.*
Great comment.
That's a great news
@@CinemaSans why
@@spydere3392 Because Brie is the most gorgeous and talented actress everyone (at least everyone with a soul) wanted in Star Wars movies for ages.
@@CinemaSansAlthough I do not agree, I thank you that you took time to explain it to me.
Have a nice life!
Disney: How are we going to save this fire that we've brought on ourselves?
Kennedy: how about more characters that are unlikable that people can't identify with and a person who spend 10 years building cinematic universes along with idiots that throw out good stories and character archs that are out of character.
D and D: Dracrays.
Brie Larson: I'm here to build more wood.
Feige:And I've got the gasoline
*fire grows higher, exgulfing everyone*
Disney: why won't people come into our vision for starwars?
Because we don't want to give up the high ground, one day Disney will jump to far and we want to be there to finally see them get in half it's the main reason many of us keep up to date with Star Wars news dispite boycotting everything Lucasfilm are planning to release.
@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure I agree, they turned the GoT fandom against SW before it even got a chance to exist.
@@Kakarot64. if George Lucas is unhappy with what he's seeing, can he have the high ground and get his baby back before Disney turns into into something like this? If he clearly doesn't like where it's going, he could try to buy the rights back can't he before his creation becomes like sand....?
Because if it worked out well for Sony and Disney getting Spiderman back in the MCU today. It could work out for George Lucas if he puts his foot down. A theme park that is DOA and failing box office history from Solo should give Disney red flags. They can't save themselves so why keep going? Disney ruined his creation and if Disney can't see that by now, then Lucas should take the rights back. I'm not a Star Wars fan at all, but it deserves better. It doesn't need feige or Dumb and Dumber. It needs Lucas. Prequels be damned. At least the prequels can be used as meme templates and if that says something about it, i don't know what will.
@@IYPITWL The stupid thing was that HBO gave them two more seasons but they were like one. Take it or leave it. You could've had a better character twist out of Dani if you gave her a season to transform into what she was in the end. I would be scared for star wars because they do the same thing as Rian does with Luke
Hoprfully she's not more powerful than Darth Vader i would literally go storm Disney
Oh yeah they already started saying that and included Rey combined with Vader is still not as powerful as this new character that Brie will be. It's in an article and on UA-cam now. I hope to God it turns out to be a big rumor someone came up with to make us all mad but it's just too half assed and controversial to not be true.
She will be. If she ends up being Mara Jade, she'll be stronger than Luke too.
The only thing better than one Mary Sue is TWO Mary Sues!
Oh God, a Brie and Daisy buddy cop "comedy" set in Star Wars is the stuff of nightmares.
@@elgerifico it might be so bad that it will loop itself to becoming good
"The estrogen is strong in this one."
...more like the snag & two spuds.
Is it strong or completely missing
yeah midichlorians are outdated, jedis get chosen by the amount of estrogen in their bodies from now on
Not if it's an emotionless plankface that looks like Bieber. A lot of recent "strong female" characters are like this. Hollywood thinks that the best a woman can be is a (boring) man.
@@Mic_Glow I just remind Shaak-ti in that 2003 Clone Wars anime..how a character would look feminine and still frightfully alien-like AND STILL very competent in battle.
The new SJW characters are just crap.
Brie in a lightsaber fight. "Is this like a personal attack or something?"
Yes
Disney is starting to turn all the good stuff into shitty stuff
It can not be a personal attack if you do not have a personality !
@@darkknightforU Starting ? This statement is terrifyingly generous.
We need to propose a vote of no confidence.
Kylo Ren: You need a teacher
Brie Larson: Is this some kind of personal attack or something.. ?
Sujan Kirtania 😂😂😂
Dead!!!...(j.jona jameson headback laugh)LMFooooo
*Rey prepares to fight and win against every Star Wars villain and hero*
Rey: Prepare for trouble...
Brie Larson (another Mary Sue): And make it double !
Team Rocket!
(DOUBLE TROUBLE)
Mr Fluffsalot unfortunately the real team rocket has so much more personality. And isn’t a block of wood
But..but ..but how will two Mary Sues share the spotlight? Oh wait, they'll just make them lesbians.
+Mia Lia
Next thing you know: "Palpatine was BIG GAY the whole time, canon tries to steal body of force-sensitive character played by Brie Larson."
Brie Larson: "I'm not gonna fight your Star Wars..."
Disney: ...
Brie Larson: "...I'm gonna end it."
(-_-)
Yes Ms. Larson...you certainly will and maybe it deserves to end.
@@YumYum820 yes it does. Everyone is over this franchise, let it die like Marvel and Pixar. Please let them buy DC and kill that too. Kill it all Disney.
Legend has it that every time Brie Larsen fake-almost-smiles, a puppy dies. 🐕
At least it will end. Put it out of it's misery.
Can't stop laughing. I could do what you do, but like Weasel on Deadpool, I don't wanna. ha ha. You're hilarious, the time to research and develop a coherent monologue are far more than I would ever want to do, but you do so with mostly monosyllabic content that just keeps me holding my sides with roaring laughter. Thanks!
How much do you want to destroy Star Wars ?
Disney: Yes
Always love this. 😂
Disney : we are brining in Brie ! Any more qustions ?
Remember when we all thought Jar Jar was the worst thing to happen to Star Wars? Such an innocent time.
most of Disney is worse; they even succeeded in making Luke and Leia worse
Ah the salad days of the prequels
I would take a jar jar stand-alone movie if it means Star Wars would be good again
I would rather watch an 8-hour film on the history and origin of Jar Jar than any of the Disney “Star Wars” properties
It’s so crazy how bad they failed
Funny comment
It's slimey, it's sticky and it smeels of rancid cheese.
Melts way too easy
It's ok with whine, though.
You forgot the iritating part
No, I am Brian! This was....beautiful
Disney has finally shown us the character she was born to play. They have just introduced a character called Geode. A character that is a rock. I think we finally found a role Brie can play.
Stop insulting rocks.
Anyone wanna take bets on there being a rainbow light saber in the next 5 years?
I'ld be surprised if it isn't in the next episode!
There already is a rainbow lightsaber in the EU. In the Jedi Academy trilogy books.
@@seanwegner9925 well hott damn
@PsychoSocial MetalFreak no no my friend
@@seanwegner9925 Seriously!!! Once again the Europeans have paved the way. Whether or not it's somewhere we want to be, is another thing. Lol
"May the force be with you"
"Thank you VERRRRRRY much"
Is that a personal attack or what?
" I am inevitable"
-Brie Larson
"And I am... THE DON!"
#Shaak-Ti (before saber-slashing the order for about 15 plasma-armed Clone-grenadier light armors to initiate fire on the contender) : "And WE (not just I) are the reason why the Republic will finally overcome your pitiful attack".
5:40 "having to throw up and shit at the same time" absolute gold 🤣🤣
“The force is female”
Why can’t it be male ?
That’s straight up sexism...
I hate that kinda logic
me too guys, I reckon they shot the wrong Kennedy.
@orlin hernandez 😀👍 thanks.
😄 but it's so true, Lol
Why cant it be a snowboard? They cant decide its gender by their logic.
@@matildastanford7019 Great comment but please refrain from using the words "me too"...it's a trigger for us toxic males.
Maybe Brie's character will be named Darth Restingbitchface? 😝
Darth Restingbitchfacius
@IDream0fDeathbutDreamsDon'tComeTrue shes a bitch tho lol
No, she'll be Darth Bates, and she'll start complaining she never gets to be a Master. Then the silence as no one has the guts to explain it to her.
That's about as funny as you generally are, so I can't say I'm disappointed.
@@nk_3332 - LOL
They're literally only doing this out of spite. It's just them throwing a hissy fit.
But they're a company. They would do what makes them money.
@ ...Gillette?....Nike?
@ im not sure youve noticed, but it seems every company is doing their best to not make money
The Left have been throwing a gigantic hissy fit all over the world since 2016...
@@codyw1 wait till the reelection. I don't even like trump, but I'm half wishing he'll win, which he probably will, just to see their faces
FMD! That's some great commentary/analysis!
Bravo!
2012: Disney: George, we would like to buy the Star Wars franchise for 4 Billion Dollars!
2021: George Lucas: Disney, I will buy Star Wars back for 400 dollars!
Disney: DEAL!!
George Lucas is a Sith Master and knew what he was doing the entire time! R E S P E C T!
Jeremy Harrison if he actually does something like this and then retcons everything in sequels, I will die with atleast some amount of happiness
lol Disney made back the money they paid George in 2 MOVIES. i'd say they're gonna be just fine.
@@Adam-xg1ch 4 billion? Are you stupid or are you stupid? No movie has made over 2 billion dollars.
@@liljdm5374 wow, just wow. how can you post such a moronic comment without doing your research? Force Awakens made 2 billion world wide and Last Jedi made 1.33 billion. Yes, that's a little less than 4 billion. But the point is it took about 2 Star Wars movies to pay for the LucasFilm acquisition (3 for sure if you count the billion that Rogue One brought in). Also, there are 5 movies that have made over 2 billion dollars. Do your research before you make such an asshole comment.
@@Adam-xg1ch Thats not profit. They invested a at the very least 700 milion in those 2 movies. For example Cap marvel grossed a bilion but barely broke even because of how much was invested into it.
How to kill a movie franchise:
Put Brie Larson in it....
@J. beating a dead corpse (horse). That's hilarious 😂😂😂. Thanks
It was dead after last jedi
Give it to rian johnson
@carlangas world lol
J.
I think calling Brie Larsons acting a dead corpse is a more apt description.
Future history books: Film was a passive medium consumed in the 20th century. Massive budgets and political pandering bottlenecked originality for the art form, ushering it's demise in the early parts of the 2000s.
Mastermind41 Nah, the globalist force elite like to rewrite history. They will call it a success and the only ones who didn‘t love it were obviously sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, everything-else-phobic biggots...
*its demise
@Caramel Johnson Hahahahaha.
All im sayig is there was a time when a Witch burning would bring a whole community together
Could you imagine the outrage if Lucas film execs walked around wearing shirts printed with "The Force is Male" ...actually I don't even care anymore, SW just isn't worth getting upset over now, do whatever the hell you want Disney.
I actually hope Disney do double down and get Brie Larson as the new Jedi "hero" ...go on Disney, hammer that final nail in the coffin "thank you veeeerrry much"
To me the SW saga always really had only 3 episodes (4-5-6).
The prelogy looked to me as easy and overpriced fan-fiction. Today, I would have re-graded it as not-that-bad fan-fiction.
The sequel trilogy is clearly pointless (and very overpriced) non-fan-fiction. No positive expectation for any Disney movie to follow.
@Drew Peacock At least the prelogy, while wanting in many fields, got room for interesting developments in the Extended Universe. Today the stupidity and "Hollier-than-thou" attitude of the sequel trilogy just ensures that nothing good can be extracted to this.
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Like, at each new movie "What's-her-actress-name" Rey will just appear and save the day ? Oh and now, sometimes, Brie Larson will just appear in whatever Mary-Sueish clothes she wants and compete to save the day ? Who, I'm so caught by that prospect, where can I buy movie tickets ? xd.
@Drew Peacock Your Irony looks priceless in those SJW times !
Honestly, the only reason I’m watching them anymore is purely for how comedically bad they are. The sjw pandering is so obvious, and it was clear that they actively gave no real thought to the plot. After “the force awakens,” they are basically the highest budget fan film ever, except it’s not made by fans, and it’s hardly film. More like a fever dream, after a few casks of sake and scotch.
"The Farce is Female" Grand Moff Kennedy 2019
It’s hilarious that they made Captain Marvel “the most powerful character” in the movies, when she is nowhere near the most powerful character in the comics. +D character AT BEST.
The best way to deal with the Greek fountain is to sit on the toilet and grab the trashcan
Does Brie have compromising photos of Bob Iger? I really can’t see any other way why Disney wants to shoe horn her into everything
No she just begged for the job on her knees.
@@dominusetdeus060644 citation needed
@@dominusetdeus060644 And in a decade, after she's well and truly washed up she'll reignite me too and beg for sympathy.
The ones I feel sorry for are the talented actresses who don't get the role because they actually have a measure of dignity and refuse to stoop to the level of the rest of them. The Romans viewed actors and musicians as being barely a step above prostitutes, maybe they were onto something.
@harrythebarry Nothing new under the sun.
I assume that she & Kevin Feige really *have* had an affair, and he's on the hook for her now. Either because he's smitten, or because there is a "metoo" career-ending tweet just waiting on her phone, and the moment he steps out of line she sends it.
Will Disney learn? Looks like no.
Maybe they plan on ending this world and everyone in it, and they're just trying to help us let go of it, by making us hate it.
@@VegetoStevieD It feels more like the people on top of the world want us to think a different way. And they will do this at any cost. To push us to their agenda to lessen the overall quality of products while hindering our ability to think outside the box.
The star wars franchise is like a car and the car keeps getting drivers that are blind deaf and paraplegic and then when it is a horrible bloody car crash, they wonder now why did this happen.
Right it's already a train wreck...We can find movies and series well, not so bad from time to time, but that's it.
Meanwhile davefilony and jhon favro are trying to stop it from crashing
Then a really smart guy comes in (The Mandalorian) but leaves a short time after.
Everybody: oh god, belle delphine is back, could this possibly get worse
Brie Larson: hold my vegan low calorie beer
Star Wars is dead. I've already grieved and moved on.
I mean Taika Waitit is about to make his own Star Wars movie. Soooooo I'll give Star Wars a second Chance.
@@derdude6214 It's dead for me. Episode 6 was the last chapter in the movies, and the EU ( *_NOT_* Legends) continued it. I do not recognize anything Disney did as canon, though Clone Wars was decent, and semi-canon (canon unless contradicted by movie canon).
@@whiterabbit75 I totaly get your points. But I'm hyped anyways because of Taika Waitit is what I wanted to say.
Oh damn they really fucked up Star Wars...
sad but true
@@derdude6214 You mean Taika "I'll ruin your mythos in a minute, baby" Waititi? The same one who wrote on twitter: “There. there. You’ll get over it when you realise you don’t know what you want until I give it to you.”? I am less than impressed by this generation's crop of writers, directors, and general artistic folk. They need to get their heads out of their collective asses, deflate their egos so they can fit through a standard-sized doorway, and have their social media accounts taken away from them so they stop chasing away their customers with their immaturity. I hope you'll pardon my lack of enthusiasm at this egomanic helming a Star Wars film. He's just another Roundhead Johnson or Jar Jar Abrams to me.
Rian Johnson: I am going to ruin Star Wars
Kevin Fiege: Hold my blue milk...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i still can't get over the damn blue milk
i grew up on star wars. Now i don't give a crap. Sounds about right.
Me to my dad took me to see the first one on my birthday June 6th 1977 it pains me to see how it's deteriorated today I'm a very sad person...
By the way I threw all my Star Wars paraphernalia away I could have sold it and got some money but I was so disheartened I threw it all away fuck George Lucas
@@kidstlme8230 it's not George's fault Disney is the one in charge these days.
@@imunkeyy that's the problem with America today we have men that don't have the balls to stand up and express their views Lucas can still cause a shitstorm if he wanted to... all he would have to say is Boycott Star Wars 9... they must have some dirt or pictures of him doing something that he keeps his mouth shut the soy boy
kidstl me : Don’t worry those toys would’ve gotten you around less than $100 max. I also had a lot of Star Wars toys but I’ve found out that even the unopened ones don’t get a lot of money. You can sell your action figures for $3-$6 max. I probably had around 50 action figures so that would’ve netted me $200. Then all the spaceships like the TIE fighter, Snow speeder, etc would’ve given me probably $300 more. So it wouldn’t have been enough to pay even 1 months rent.
@@kidstlme8230 watch Star Wats fan movies; they're real Star Wars
I remember when both of these franchises were my favorite and now it’s like a coin flip to see which one will crash and burn more (in Star War’s case even more).
“Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, ‘Hey, it’s all white dudes who are running things,'” Christian Bale said. “Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know. We’re going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique…that we recognize makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country.”