Top 5 Visual Studio / Code professionals: 1. that 99999 plugins guy 2. the 99999 files 3. that light mode user 4. the tortoise programmer 5. That guy that solves anything
2) i think you need ‘.’ before “global” and “section”. also, line 13 should be “xor edi, edi”. also, dont mov small numbers into rax, mov them to eax to save memory(the upper half will automatically become zero)
"Hello guy, and welcome to episode 100000783,and we will learn of how to make real portals, and a whole matrix using python, so first we import random, them lat..."
Fun fact: NASA uses Debian - not arch - as it is extremely stable and rarely changes unlike arch which while not particularly unstable, is rolling release and thus gets the latest versions of stuff which while OK for the average user, is not ideal for something that really, really doesn't need to change much at all
You forgot about the SENIOR PROFESSOR THAT WRITES EVERYTHING IN FORTRAN 77 AND HIS CODE IS SO GOOD THAT NEVER, EVER NOONE COULD MAKE IT NOT WORK. Except anyone, who tries to compile it.
I like how a vanilla web dev environment (PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript + jQuery) is still superior in almost every way, but you're the devil if you don't use React for absolutely everything.
Web development always puzzles me. The end result always looks and feels the exact same so to me there's not a lot of point in circlejerking over frameworks.
it's the best way to do anything. Generate a prime number? best case O(1). Calculate the meaning of life? also best case of O(1). We ignore the worst cases of course
I may not be a famous UA-camr or ex FAANG, but I can say that I use a ThinkPad T420, have programmed in QuickBasic, and I even have done a little assembly (albeit not for any commercial products). I enjoyed your video, keep it up!
Here I would like to thank Indian youtubers with not more than 20k sub that had been a hard carry throughout my degree second year. It has been an honour learning under yall
Him: "These users are usually on some very old ThinkPad and run something like Arch Linux" Me on my Thinkpad t430 running Arch Linux: shuts blinds and locks doors..
For me theres two types of users in stack overflow the guy that make a 150 line explication and the chad with only one line of code that solve the problem
the prof who doesn't show any code or how to implement it or do it, but gives you every theoretical information you don't need to know for actually using it
old thinkpad with arch linux? whats about old cracked huawei p20 lite witch shaderd display. With native arch linux on it working trough moonlight and kms to get low latency remote connection, connected to an old rce tv? yes i without hardware acceleration it sucks but still works for python :D
Forgot "that cool MIT prof with well maintained blog who explains the concept very well and has 5000 lines of open source code with 30+ experiments surrounding it"
Then there's the guys on stack overflow that just answer "It's probably just a kid copying and pasting from UA-cam videos. Let him figure it out" when trying to make an NPC plugin for Minecraft.
Haha I fit under #2. I've written things like cooperative threading libraries and have actually wrote my own _start before. I'm not super smart, but I am willing to read about a problem and headbutt it until it stops being a problem. Crashing on return from a cooperative thread's start procedure is annoying to debug.
I remember that there is an amazing guy with a robot-alike voice years ago. His typing speed is so fast that I always thought he accelerated the whole video unless I noticed the time at the bottom of his screen. I just want to find this guy on UA-cam again. Does anyone have an idea?
The actual expert programmer is the programmer who fixes Stack Overflow when the site is down without Stack Overflow.
Damn didnt think about it. Now thats a flex.
OMG this is just EPIC
i think they have backup of db
@@yt.mhasan I think it's just a joke
Guy probably has access to their DB, so he'll find everything just fine
"Today we're going to program the landing mechanism"
*imports random*
me: "oh hell no"
death = random.randrange(0,10)
if (death == 0):
Die()
@@zyapguy it's fine i rolled a 1
*rockets goes into the ocean*
if (goingtodie):
dont()
def dont():
pass
@@zyapguy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's also the guy whose code is brilliant and easy to understand but whose accent requires you to hire an anthropologist to understand
Ask anyone from the Indian Subcontinent
@@metaparalysis3441 fr tho they helped me alot.
You know, sometimes I think being an Indian programmer would be better, just for this reason.
bisqwit
GHILO guhiys tothlhlä1╜13┘Q3J07Ä87ÄD4ay ve maykhing da vedro vouArld prrrrogrrramu
Just laughed my ass off when he roasted the techlead
Felt good
Techlead does tend to make my grifter alarm bells go off.
Yeah I never liked him especially after his wHy I dOn'T uSe LiNuX video
@@killertigergaming6762 he is mostly talking about cryptocurrencies now.
@@yevhenukrainianer4781 hence why i unsubscribed from him :/
I feel like there are two kinds of experts. Those who act like they're godly, and those who are.
The last one seems to be godly
Woah
Didn't expect to find swifty here
@@lukapetrovic184 ö
Always expect Swifty!
@@IamusTheFox A swift reply. Fitting.
The guy with 500 years of expertise == THE INDIAN GUY WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING, i luv those guys.
I love that kind of person too. Has all the answers o_o
lol my dad is one of those people
@@RRareGaming You're Jesus?
@@poppy63765 no
@@RRareGaming But your dad is god
Nobody beats a programmer who programs on their phone lol
I guess I am the one that struggles to do it
@@PQCraft I do it this way cause I am in quarantine right now and far away from my computer. I was never ever expecting something like this.
@@PQCraft I do it this way cause I am in quarantine right now and far away from my computer. I was never ever expecting something like this.
Anywhere with internet, there is ssh
With ssh, vim is with you
It's hell
Top 5 Visual Studio / Code professionals:
1. that 99999 plugins guy
2. the 99999 files
3. that light mode user
4. the tortoise programmer
5. That guy that solves anything
feel personally attacked by the 3rd
@@monke7566 well, dont need to be only in code that i can be attacked, the worst is discor...
@@igorjosue8957 everything i use is on light mode
@@monke7566 Even Discord? How are your eyes not ash?
@@monke7566 aren’t your eyes burning?
2) i think you need ‘.’ before “global” and “section”. also, line 13 should be “xor edi, edi”. also, dont mov small numbers into rax, mov them to eax to save memory(the upper half will automatically become zero)
Thanks. I'm really bad at assembly sorry
@@zyapguy no one is good at asm
Depend on the assembler. Some weird ones handle this for u.
there are so many flavors of the damned language im sure its valid in at least one lmao
Assembler varies to different CPU archs and operating systems, even different hardware.
"Hello Guys, and welcome to episode, 100000782 of how to make a NASA Rocket" xD
I'm glad you laughed 😀
"today were working on the landing"
*imports random*
import random
"Hello guy, and welcome to episode 100000783,and we will learn of how to make real portals, and a whole matrix using python, so first we import random, them lat..."
Fun fact: NASA uses Debian - not arch - as it is extremely stable and rarely changes unlike arch which while not particularly unstable, is rolling release and thus gets the latest versions of stuff which while OK for the average user, is not ideal for something that really, really doesn't need to change much at all
There’s always that one programmer that just downloads everything
That's me. I just download every single thing there is to programming but never really program. it has become an addiction. HELP
You forgot that one guy that has top rep on every single programing forum ever
You forgot about the SENIOR PROFESSOR THAT WRITES EVERYTHING IN FORTRAN 77 AND HIS CODE IS SO GOOD THAT NEVER, EVER NOONE COULD MAKE IT NOT WORK.
Except anyone, who tries to compile it.
The last one is way too specific to not have actually happened
me: uses x230 thinkpad
me: uses arch linux
me: "Get Rekt me lol"
me: on a custom firmware chromebook
me uses arch linux: i use arch btw
me using a slightly newer thonkpad and uses arch
btw...I use Arch :P
@@drishalballaney yea i use arch with i3 gaps
@@pe_w I hop between xmonad and qtile 😅
@@drishalballaney yea i want to try openbox sometime i like the intergration with the desktop more
4 should be a web developer lol, showing us a tutorial on how to do the same thing in the 50th javascript framework
I like how a vanilla web dev environment (PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript + jQuery) is still superior in almost every way, but you're the devil if you don't use React for absolutely everything.
Web development always puzzles me. The end result always looks and feels the exact same so to me there's not a lot of point in circlejerking over frameworks.
literally just watched the others last night, amazing
Thank you for watching!
That guy planning out the entire assembly program and writing it from top to bottom without mistake, though. Mad skills
(4) start literally every sentence with "as a billionaire who has worked in FAANG companies"
Great vid! Can you please do videos for "How Beginner programmers see Expert code" and "How Expert programmers see Beginner code"? Thanks!
Of course! Thanks for the suggestion
Nice video, its nice how we can hear how much fun you have doing this videos!
Thanks! It's really fun to make these! I hope you guys enjoy watching them!
He forgot the true expert.
That guy. "The Indian guy".
This dude really loves to import python's random module.
it's the best way to do anything. Generate a prime number? best case O(1). Calculate the meaning of life? also best case of O(1). We ignore the worst cases of course
DAMN, u shut my mouf*
awesome video, thank you!
Thank you for watching!
I may not be a famous UA-camr or ex FAANG, but I can say that I use a ThinkPad T420, have programmed in QuickBasic, and I even have done a little assembly (albeit not for any commercial products). I enjoyed your video, keep it up!
I love writing code in assembly, however only as a hobby. I'm not that crazy but modding games in it for example is extremly fun imo
no 6: *the coder*
no 7: the guy who likes all his comme- oh wait hes right here
Good vid bruh :D
Actually nice content I subbed :)
4 is techlead for sure
o_o perhaps...
I personally enjoyed that roast
from one turkish programmer to another, your channel has a lot of potential and i can see it blowing up one day
just to say that i enjoyed ur video and suscribed. Just keep growing dont quit this channel i wish u a long journey :-)
Thank you!
Did you just make a TechLead reference?
Here I would like to thank Indian youtubers with not more than 20k sub that had been a hard carry throughout my degree second year. It has been an honour learning under yall
Him: "These users are usually on some very old ThinkPad and run something like Arch Linux"
Me on my Thinkpad t430 running Arch Linux: shuts blinds and locks doors..
BTW I also use arch :D
Google knows enough i searched for tons of programming problems in their search engine.
That youtuber with 500yrs of knowledge is for sure brocode. 100 percent sure.
Why do I feel like I know this ONE guy?
For me theres two types of users in stack overflow the guy that make a 150 line explication and the chad with only one line of code that solve the problem
And there's the old guy who gets brought out of retirement every once in a while to fix some problem of a 70's mainframe for some organization.
A FRICKIN COBOL MAINFRAME !
@@MuhammadHanif-bx4pb True
Ah, fuck. I use Lenovo Thinkpad T430 with Arch Linux installed. For almost a year.
the prof who doesn't show any code or how to implement it or do it, but gives you every theoretical information you don't need to know for actually using it
old thinkpad with arch linux? whats about old cracked huawei p20 lite witch shaderd display. With native arch linux on it working trough moonlight and kms to get low latency remote connection, connected to an old rce tv? yes i without hardware acceleration it sucks but still works for python :D
Forgot "that cool MIT prof with well maintained blog who explains the concept very well and has 5000 lines of open source code with 30+ experiments surrounding it"
That kind of programmer is not even a programmer anymore. They are just ascended at that point! :D
Bro, I swear you were at 500 subs yesterday! Keep up the growth and grinding man :D
Thanks! I can't believe it still!
@@zyapguy Honestly, you're a really entertaining UA-camr! I hope you go far in your journey :DDD
@@ItzOwo Thanks!
the guy with light IDE
Ah yes, TechMeniac, my favorite youtuber
0:39 Introduces the project, a rocket's landing mechanisms.
Proceeds to import random
Dude is nice enough to respond to all the comments. Good luck, man.
There's always that "Answer" post in the answers to a stackoverflow problem, but its almost always the SECOND highest answer that solves MY problem
This video was released six hours ago. In the video, he had 480 subs. Now he has 700+. He is growing fast
Yes. It's unbelievable. Thank you all so much
No.4 was the best 😂😂😂😂😂 make more videos covering the person being referenced in No.4 🤣
you are doing a series of types of programmers! the best series, I subscribed, and I will watch all 4 videos!
Welcome aboard! Thank you!
I think that's your pet dog
I wish
Sorry for the bad audio quality
No, I'd say this is better than the muffled, just needs slight echo reduction
Yea, I could have done a better job. I wanted to get the video out to not keep people waiting
I learn Python for about one month. Do you think I can hack the Pentagon now?
Dont u need loop in order to see the text in assembler
I will support u untill u get millions of subs
Thank you!
When you notice the channel in the video has only ~500 subscribers, but the video was publish only 3 weeks ago
you'll be the next big thing, trust me.
You forgot that one 14 year old Indian guy who knows how to create Google from scratch in 10 days
Doable in js/ts
Omg, the last guy.
I relate to that one guy so much, that even when I programmed my custom car physics I used the same page.
just a heads up to people new to programming, when you're making a rocket landing mechanism you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT AND SHOULD NOT need to import random
"Died in some mysterious boating accident", Oh you mean just like my gun collection?
Number 4 is tech lead for sure
The one programmer that always yells no at your code and immediately comes up with a better one
I just want to know whose dog is that, I want to pet him for he is a legend
I don't know sadly :(
Becel Shibainu
Ikr
Are You From Turkey? Im just asking cuz the "Activate Windows" Text Was is Turkish Language by the way Nice Video!
Yep
Underrated.
why do you like the random module so much?
did he channel just doubled in a day!
sorry for bad english i don't have my keyboard with me i am on vaccation..
can you make a 5 types of programmers at school
True content
Everyone gangsta untill the Elder Programmer starts whipping out his Assembly skill.
Oh wow, I never thought I'd see a dedicated video about me! Thank you so much zyapguy, I appreciate it! :)
Stackoverflow: thats a duplicate of "question" but it doesnt have the answer you are looking for.
>Has a 10 year old dell laptop
>Uses Arch Linux
Aww yiss
Bruh I'm reading this with a 10 year old laptop and using Arch, but without the evil part
@@lowrhyan567 greetings, brother!
Then there's the guys on stack overflow that just answer "It's probably just a kid copying and pasting from UA-cam videos. Let him figure it out" when trying to make an NPC plugin for Minecraft.
I’m an expert batch malware creator, I use page 2 on my search, but usually page 3 is best.
I killed many vms, so I use windows sandbox.
Haha I fit under #2. I've written things like cooperative threading libraries and have actually wrote my own _start before. I'm not super smart, but I am willing to read about a problem and headbutt it until it stops being a problem. Crashing on return from a cooperative thread's start procedure is annoying to debug.
Also I can’t find a discord link I needs it plz 🥺
Here ya go discord.gg/F88Y97RygF
@@zyapguy thx you sir
Number 5: YandereDev
02:11 that Techmaniac has some Techlead vibes.
Nice video bro :)
Thank you ;)
your vids simple and fun you deserve a sub
Thank you!
Importing the random module basically solves every problem in life
People who learned the concepts of programming through and Asm language must be some chads
These videos are very entertaining! Please continue making more!
I will!
Then there is that stack overflow user who will close your question because of one typo
Good job thx
What if you make 5 types of kids in programming (writing that cuz I'm 13 and already 2 years into coding)
The FANG guy forgot to write his tests
for the elder programmer i though you were gonna do COBOL
Making a nasa rocket LOL thts the time I hit that sub button
very nice, subbed
Thank you!
@@zyapguy ur channel is under-rated lol, Keep up the good work!
The ancient programmer would definitely install Gentoo on that ThinkPad
I remember that there is an amazing guy with a robot-alike voice years ago. His typing speed is so fast that I always thought he accelerated the whole video unless I noticed the time at the bottom of his screen. I just want to find this guy on UA-cam again. Does anyone have an idea?
The audio is better than in most of your videos I watched. At least I don't have to set my volume higher than normal here.
4th one was kinda too specific lmao
New sub bro, looking forward to see new videos! How long you been programming
About 6-7 years. Thanks for watching
@@zyapguy cool!
Thats so true 😂😂😂 love your Videos
Thank you so much!