Top 5 Visual Studio / Code professionals: 1. that 99999 plugins guy 2. the 99999 files 3. that light mode user 4. the tortoise programmer 5. That guy that solves anything
"Hello guy, and welcome to episode 100000783,and we will learn of how to make real portals, and a whole matrix using python, so first we import random, them lat..."
Fun fact: NASA uses Debian - not arch - as it is extremely stable and rarely changes unlike arch which while not particularly unstable, is rolling release and thus gets the latest versions of stuff which while OK for the average user, is not ideal for something that really, really doesn't need to change much at all
2) i think you need ‘.’ before “global” and “section”. also, line 13 should be “xor edi, edi”. also, dont mov small numbers into rax, mov them to eax to save memory(the upper half will automatically become zero)
You forgot about the SENIOR PROFESSOR THAT WRITES EVERYTHING IN FORTRAN 77 AND HIS CODE IS SO GOOD THAT NEVER, EVER NOONE COULD MAKE IT NOT WORK. Except anyone, who tries to compile it.
I like how a vanilla web dev environment (PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript + jQuery) is still superior in almost every way, but you're the devil if you don't use React for absolutely everything.
Web development always puzzles me. The end result always looks and feels the exact same so to me there's not a lot of point in circlejerking over frameworks.
For me theres two types of users in stack overflow the guy that make a 150 line explication and the chad with only one line of code that solve the problem
I may not be a famous UA-camr or ex FAANG, but I can say that I use a ThinkPad T420, have programmed in QuickBasic, and I even have done a little assembly (albeit not for any commercial products). I enjoyed your video, keep it up!
it's the best way to do anything. Generate a prime number? best case O(1). Calculate the meaning of life? also best case of O(1). We ignore the worst cases of course
Man... I know this is sort of a joke, but in my case, I was trying to reproduce a paper on a NetFPGA, and on his university page just said he passad away last year... that was so sad. And I as a non-native english speaker had to google "passed away" to learn that he have died...
Here I would like to thank Indian youtubers with not more than 20k sub that had been a hard carry throughout my degree second year. It has been an honour learning under yall
Him: "These users are usually on some very old ThinkPad and run something like Arch Linux" Me on my Thinkpad t430 running Arch Linux: shuts blinds and locks doors..
Forgot "that cool MIT prof with well maintained blog who explains the concept very well and has 5000 lines of open source code with 30+ experiments surrounding it"
Then there's the guys on stack overflow that just answer "It's probably just a kid copying and pasting from UA-cam videos. Let him figure it out" when trying to make an NPC plugin for Minecraft.
the prof who doesn't show any code or how to implement it or do it, but gives you every theoretical information you don't need to know for actually using it
I'd say like the most experienced developer on youtube is definitely Immo Landweth. Not one of the FAANG scammers... Who all talk about reversing linked lists and how knowing how to do it is gonna land you a 99 figure sallary... XD
Lmao, the funniest of them is that "Tech lead" guy that looks like Anime that also shoves "ex google programmer" and "as a millionaire" in every title.
The actual expert programmer is the programmer who fixes Stack Overflow when the site is down without Stack Overflow.
Damn didnt think about it. Now thats a flex.
OMG this is just EPIC
i think they have backup of db
@@yt.mhasan I think it's just a joke
Guy probably has access to their DB, so he'll find everything just fine
There's also the guy whose code is brilliant and easy to understand but whose accent requires you to hire an anthropologist to understand
Ask anyone from the Indian Subcontinent
@@metaparalysis3441 fr tho they helped me alot.
You know, sometimes I think being an Indian programmer would be better, just for this reason.
bisqwit
"Today we're going to program the landing mechanism"
*imports random*
me: "oh hell no"
death = random.randrange(0,10)
if (death == 0):
Die()
@@zyapguy it's fine i rolled a 1
*rockets goes into the ocean*
if (goingtodie):
dont()
def dont():
pass
@@zyapguy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just laughed my ass off when he roasted the techlead
Felt good
Techlead does tend to make my grifter alarm bells go off.
Yeah I never liked him especially after his wHy I dOn'T uSe LiNuX video
@@killertigergaming6762 he is mostly talking about cryptocurrencies now.
@@yevhenukrainianer4781 hence why i unsubscribed from him :/
Nobody beats a programmer who programs on their phone lol
I guess I am the one that struggles to do it
@@PQCraft I do it this way cause I am in quarantine right now and far away from my computer. I was never ever expecting something like this.
@@PQCraft I do it this way cause I am in quarantine right now and far away from my computer. I was never ever expecting something like this.
Anywhere with internet, there is ssh
With ssh, vim is with you
It's hell
I feel like there are two kinds of experts. Those who act like they're godly, and those who are.
The last one seems to be godly
Woah
Didn't expect to find swifty here
@@lukapetrovic184 ö
Always expect Swifty!
@@IamusTheFox A swift reply. Fitting.
The guy with 500 years of expertise == THE INDIAN GUY WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING, i luv those guys.
I love that kind of person too. Has all the answers o_o
lol my dad is one of those people
@@RRareGaming You're Jesus?
@@poppy63765 no
@@RRareGaming But your dad is god
Top 5 Visual Studio / Code professionals:
1. that 99999 plugins guy
2. the 99999 files
3. that light mode user
4. the tortoise programmer
5. That guy that solves anything
feel personally attacked by the 3rd
@@monke7566 well, dont need to be only in code that i can be attacked, the worst is discor...
@@igorjosue8957 everything i use is on light mode
@@monke7566 Even Discord? How are your eyes not ash?
@@monke7566 aren’t your eyes burning?
"Hello Guys, and welcome to episode, 100000782 of how to make a NASA Rocket" xD
I'm glad you laughed 😀
"today were working on the landing"
*imports random*
import random
"Hello guy, and welcome to episode 100000783,and we will learn of how to make real portals, and a whole matrix using python, so first we import random, them lat..."
Fun fact: NASA uses Debian - not arch - as it is extremely stable and rarely changes unlike arch which while not particularly unstable, is rolling release and thus gets the latest versions of stuff which while OK for the average user, is not ideal for something that really, really doesn't need to change much at all
The last one is way too specific to not have actually happened
2) i think you need ‘.’ before “global” and “section”. also, line 13 should be “xor edi, edi”. also, dont mov small numbers into rax, mov them to eax to save memory(the upper half will automatically become zero)
Thanks. I'm really bad at assembly sorry
@@zyapguy no one is good at asm
Depend on the assembler. Some weird ones handle this for u.
there are so many flavors of the damned language im sure its valid in at least one lmao
Assembler varies to different CPU archs and operating systems, even different hardware.
There’s always that one programmer that just downloads everything
That's me. I just download every single thing there is to programming but never really program. it has become an addiction. HELP
me: uses x230 thinkpad
me: uses arch linux
me: "Get Rekt me lol"
me: on a custom firmware chromebook
me uses arch linux: i use arch btw
me using a slightly newer thonkpad and uses arch
btw...I use Arch :P
@@drishalballaney6590 yea i use arch with i3 gaps
@@pe_w I hop between xmonad and qtile 😅
@@drishalballaney6590 yea i want to try openbox sometime i like the intergration with the desktop more
You forgot about the SENIOR PROFESSOR THAT WRITES EVERYTHING IN FORTRAN 77 AND HIS CODE IS SO GOOD THAT NEVER, EVER NOONE COULD MAKE IT NOT WORK.
Except anyone, who tries to compile it.
4 should be a web developer lol, showing us a tutorial on how to do the same thing in the 50th javascript framework
I like how a vanilla web dev environment (PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript + jQuery) is still superior in almost every way, but you're the devil if you don't use React for absolutely everything.
Web development always puzzles me. The end result always looks and feels the exact same so to me there's not a lot of point in circlejerking over frameworks.
You forgot that one guy that has top rep on every single programing forum ever
literally just watched the others last night, amazing
Thank you for watching!
(4) start literally every sentence with "as a billionaire who has worked in FAANG companies"
That guy planning out the entire assembly program and writing it from top to bottom without mistake, though. Mad skills
4 is techlead for sure
o_o perhaps...
I personally enjoyed that roast
Great vid! Can you please do videos for "How Beginner programmers see Expert code" and "How Expert programmers see Beginner code"? Thanks!
Of course! Thanks for the suggestion
Nice video, its nice how we can hear how much fun you have doing this videos!
Thanks! It's really fun to make these! I hope you guys enjoy watching them!
He forgot the true expert.
That guy. "The Indian guy".
from one turkish programmer to another, your channel has a lot of potential and i can see it blowing up one day
Sorry for the bad audio quality
No, I'd say this is better than the muffled, just needs slight echo reduction
Yea, I could have done a better job. I wanted to get the video out to not keep people waiting
I love writing code in assembly, however only as a hobby. I'm not that crazy but modding games in it for example is extremly fun imo
For me theres two types of users in stack overflow the guy that make a 150 line explication and the chad with only one line of code that solve the problem
I may not be a famous UA-camr or ex FAANG, but I can say that I use a ThinkPad T420, have programmed in QuickBasic, and I even have done a little assembly (albeit not for any commercial products). I enjoyed your video, keep it up!
0:39 Introduces the project, a rocket's landing mechanisms.
Proceeds to import random
This dude really loves to import python's random module.
it's the best way to do anything. Generate a prime number? best case O(1). Calculate the meaning of life? also best case of O(1). We ignore the worst cases of course
DAMN, u shut my mouf*
Actually nice content I subbed :)
I just want to know whose dog is that, I want to pet him for he is a legend
I don't know sadly :(
Becel Shibainu
Ikr
Man... I know this is sort of a joke, but in my case, I was trying to reproduce a paper on a NetFPGA, and on his university page just said he passad away last year... that was so sad. And I as a non-native english speaker had to google "passed away" to learn that he have died...
I gived up, and choosed another paper. But at least I learned a new phasal verb. I never discovered why he died.
Google knows enough i searched for tons of programming problems in their search engine.
02:11 that Techmaniac has some Techlead vibes.
No.4 was the best 😂😂😂😂😂 make more videos covering the person being referenced in No.4 🤣
awesome video, thank you!
Thank you for watching!
And there's the old guy who gets brought out of retirement every once in a while to fix some problem of a 70's mainframe for some organization.
A FRICKIN COBOL MAINFRAME !
@@MuhammadHanif-bx4pb True
Omg, the last guy.
I relate to that one guy so much, that even when I programmed my custom car physics I used the same page.
This video was released six hours ago. In the video, he had 480 subs. Now he has 700+. He is growing fast
Yes. It's unbelievable. Thank you all so much
Here I would like to thank Indian youtubers with not more than 20k sub that had been a hard carry throughout my degree second year. It has been an honour learning under yall
just a heads up to people new to programming, when you're making a rocket landing mechanism you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT AND SHOULD NOT need to import random
Him: "These users are usually on some very old ThinkPad and run something like Arch Linux"
Me on my Thinkpad t430 running Arch Linux: shuts blinds and locks doors..
BTW I also use arch :D
When you notice the channel in the video has only ~500 subscribers, but the video was publish only 3 weeks ago
Bro, I swear you were at 500 subs yesterday! Keep up the growth and grinding man :D
Thanks! I can't believe it still!
@@zyapguy Honestly, you're a really entertaining UA-camr! I hope you go far in your journey :DDD
@@ItzOwo Thanks!
Ah, fuck. I use Lenovo Thinkpad T430 with Arch Linux installed. For almost a year.
3:36 5 types of youtubers programmers could be nice
Thanks for the suggestion! I will absolutely do this!
Ah yes, TechMeniac, my favorite youtuber
Forgot "that cool MIT prof with well maintained blog who explains the concept very well and has 5000 lines of open source code with 30+ experiments surrounding it"
That kind of programmer is not even a programmer anymore. They are just ascended at that point! :D
2:58 well done. savage af :)
Dude is nice enough to respond to all the comments. Good luck, man.
"Died in some mysterious boating accident", Oh you mean just like my gun collection?
the guy with light IDE
There's always that "Answer" post in the answers to a stackoverflow problem, but its almost always the SECOND highest answer that solves MY problem
just to say that i enjoyed ur video and suscribed. Just keep growing dont quit this channel i wish u a long journey :-)
Thank you!
you are doing a series of types of programmers! the best series, I subscribed, and I will watch all 4 videos!
Welcome aboard! Thank you!
Everyone gangsta untill the Elder Programmer starts whipping out his Assembly skill.
can you make a 5 types of programmers at school
Then there's the guys on stack overflow that just answer "It's probably just a kid copying and pasting from UA-cam videos. Let him figure it out" when trying to make an NPC plugin for Minecraft.
Everyone: ok
Me: five types of expert programmers, number 1 zyapguy
Thanks! I don't think im an expert programmer though
I learn Python for about one month. Do you think I can hack the Pentagon now?
The FANG guy forgot to write his tests
Five tips of programmer youtubers filming five videos about five types of programmers who write five types of programms
Number 4 is tech lead for sure
HUH?! YOU WERE JUST 50 SOMETHING SUBSCRIBERS when I last looked at your channel, damn the result of daily uploading
Lol oh the nostalgia of learning QBasic in 2005 xD
no 6: *the coder*
no 7: the guy who likes all his comme- oh wait hes right here
Good vid bruh :D
Why do I feel like I know this ONE guy?
Why is no one talking about how perfect he roasted Tech Lead 💀😂
the channel is flying🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Thank you!
Stackoverflow: thats a duplicate of "question" but it doesnt have the answer you are looking for.
You forgot that one 14 year old Indian guy who knows how to create Google from scratch in 10 days
Doable in js/ts
you'll be the next big thing, trust me.
>Has a 10 year old dell laptop
>Uses Arch Linux
Aww yiss
Bruh I'm reading this with a 10 year old laptop and using Arch, but without the evil part
@@lowrhyan567 greetings, brother!
That vehicle controller tells everything but not the main part... all that i have already in my Engineering
that moment when you saw `Windows'u etkinlestir` once again
Oh wow, I never thought I'd see a dedicated video about me! Thank you so much zyapguy, I appreciate it! :)
Nice video bro :)
Thank you ;)
the prof who doesn't show any code or how to implement it or do it, but gives you every theoretical information you don't need to know for actually using it
Did you just make a TechLead reference?
遥知朔漠多风雪，更待江南半月春。:D
no it has to be سمنبن سممي يخخ ثهبت ركخصهعث هض صخفزخصزىحقحيمةدءدذد احسخه خبم ل بخقزفز فحب لخث بخب لخلل لخ بحم ٧٤٧٤ :33
that TechLead reference lmfaoo
3) TheNewBoston
Praise him. Praise him. Praise him
Becel: a brazilian brand of butter
Underrated.
This video is blowing up!!!
Edit : wait a minute, only just 3 days ago you just had around 450 subs, now it's over 3k.
It is! Thanks for watching!
for the elder programmer i though you were gonna do COBOL
I know an expert programmer who thinks anything above C is just the worst thing ever
These videos are very entertaining! Please continue making more!
I will!
The ancient programmer would definitely install Gentoo on that ThinkPad
I’m an expert batch malware creator, I use page 2 on my search, but usually page 3 is best.
I killed many vms, so I use windows sandbox.
I'm a python beginner who wants to learn more about programming.
why I'm here watching a video about veterans ?
I should stop procasting
your vids simple and fun you deserve a sub
Thank you!
Sometimes i code using an ancient chromebook
That youtuber with 500yrs of knowledge is for sure brocode. 100 percent sure.
""why I quit my job at Google, Facebook and Microsoft"
2:09 ALMOST cocky enough to sound like TechLead
For legal reasons, it's not TechLead. o_o
I'd say like the most experienced developer on youtube is definitely Immo Landweth. Not one of the FAANG scammers... Who all talk about reversing linked lists and how knowing how to do it is gonna land you a 99 figure sallary... XD
I'll check it out, thanks
Lmao, the funniest of them is that "Tech lead" guy that looks like Anime that also shoves "ex google programmer" and "as a millionaire" in every title.
@@kefrov Yep, that’s him. The “Tech Lead” with 30 minutes of experience.
The one programmer that always yells no at your code and immediately comes up with a better one
lol the last guy made the Driving Physics article which is amazing!