Robert Fripp and the League of Crafty Guitarists on VH-1 New Visions

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  • Опубліковано 9 кві 2015
  • NEW YORK, USA
    17 march 1988
    TV studio (VH-1, "New Visions")
    00:00 Bicycling to Afghanistan
    03:12 Spasm for Juanita
    06:25 Close Enough for Jazz
    07:27 Leap of Faith
    08:38 Darts
    10:43 Calliope
    Lineup includes :
    Robert Fripp, Martin Schwutke, Hideyo Moriya,
    Arch Jones, Victor McSurely, Curt Golden
    Debra Kahan, Ralph Gorga, Trey Gunn,
    Tony Geballe,Adam Lieb, Andrew Essex,
    Jon Diaz, Pietro Russino, Patrick White,
    John Novak, Tobin Buttram, Hideyo Moriya, Randy Chirazzi.

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  • @vubear
    @vubear 5 років тому +1023

    This is the best comment section on UA-cam, hands down. Well done all you clever buggers.

    • @seanmiller7889
      @seanmiller7889 5 років тому +4

      Mine's the best.

    • @bretthuhn8666
      @bretthuhn8666 5 років тому +10

      Im half way through it and there are some juicy pineapples in there

    • @gyd67ckn
      @gyd67ckn 5 років тому +17

      This comment section sucks. Bunch of chads who want to give talented eccentrics wedgies. Harhar.

    • @samandor1
      @samandor1 5 років тому +1

      CFan What have you done lately? “Shit - goddamn - get off your ass and jam!” even if it’s an Ovation guitar pulled out of a dumpster, or tin cans and a drumstick. The big coffee cans are great - you can alter the pitch by where you strike it, or by using your thumb to add tension.
      The side ridges are good for raking with a drumstick.

    • @sullyprudhomme
      @sullyprudhomme 5 років тому +31

      I love their music but the comments are great. Most Fripp fans make fun of RF and his over-the-top and often hyperbolic display of emotion when he performs live.

  • @shawnmcvey7789
    @shawnmcvey7789 3 роки тому +350

    These were the King Crimson fans that never tried drugs.
    The ones that did ended up in Tool.

  • @_fesh
    @_fesh 4 роки тому +731

    Rumour has it that once Fripp is finished with teaching a new "League of Crafty Guitarists", he eats the best performer in the class in order to absorb their guitar prowess.

    • @3three3three3three
      @3three3three3three 3 роки тому +5

      sweet genius?

    • @_fesh
      @_fesh 3 роки тому +2

      @@3three3three3three lmao yeah

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 3 роки тому +4

      The immortal fripp

    • @Russocass
      @Russocass 3 роки тому +10

      He eats them in order to mantain his guitar prowess.

    • @FenceThis
      @FenceThis 2 роки тому +4

      He has gained a little weight over the past years

  • @sam_uelson
    @sam_uelson 3 роки тому +438

    My wife from the other room "this is divorce music"

    • @RevGary
      @RevGary 3 роки тому +20

      She's a keeper lol

    • @ScrapsG
      @ScrapsG 3 роки тому +21

      Five minutes before I read this comment my wife said "Music to make your wife disappear?"

    • @chriswakefield9538
      @chriswakefield9538 3 роки тому +5

      @@ScrapsG My wife's dead.

    • @MrSpeed-lt8gr
      @MrSpeed-lt8gr 2 роки тому

      She ain’t lying 🤣😂

    • @user-xu4xw6jm7d
      @user-xu4xw6jm7d 2 роки тому +1

      LOL

  • @tuckedup
    @tuckedup 4 роки тому +849

    imagine them all walking together into an unsuspecting music shop saying " is it ok if we try out a few of these guitars ? "

    • @wpdoyle
      @wpdoyle 4 роки тому +48

      That is seriously an incredible idea for a horror film scene!

    • @bondfall0072
      @bondfall0072 4 роки тому +21

      @@wpdoyle plot twist, they're all aliens that can manipulate sound waves to subliminally control people's minds.

    • @0228christian
      @0228christian 3 роки тому +17

      No guitar shop carries that many Ovations!

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 2 роки тому +12

      @@0228christian luckily fripp is never without at least 20 ovations

    • @billsteinly8105
      @billsteinly8105 2 роки тому +4

      Robert Fripp and Jimmy Page are probably the only 2 people who could get away with playing Stairway to Heaven at a music store.

  • @Jackson-ms8zs
    @Jackson-ms8zs 7 років тому +2410

    I give this performance a sitting Ovation.

    • @shroomhilda
      @shroomhilda 6 років тому +12

      I changed my user name to defend jeff tweedy online
      Brilliant! I'm floored!

    • @maximusindicusoblivious180
      @maximusindicusoblivious180 5 років тому +16

      Yea, it was kind of funny watching all of those people playing with their guitars on the side of their hips because the 1/4” jack input is usually placed in the crouch area of those guitars making it difficult to play without standing up.

    • @resacarat
      @resacarat  5 років тому +60

      an oddly tuned Ovation

    • @happygilmoor6838
      @happygilmoor6838 5 років тому +5

      Hilarious

    • @happygilmoor6838
      @happygilmoor6838 5 років тому +2

      @@shroomhilda True that. Brilliant.

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 5 років тому +1574

    Fripp sits at the back, gleefully admiring his platoon of 21st century schizoid men

    • @ThePeanutButterCup13
      @ThePeanutButterCup13 5 років тому +21

      Brilliant

    • @samandor1
      @samandor1 5 років тому +3

      ThePeanutButterCup13 If you dislike his music, why are you here? What musical knowledge can you bring to the table?

    • @ThePeanutButterCup13
      @ThePeanutButterCup13 5 років тому +22

      @@samandor1 ?

    • @samandor1
      @samandor1 5 років тому +4

      ThePeanutButterCup13 Is the ? a classic passive-aggressive response, in order to shift the discussion and change the agenda? If you have something you want to say, why don’t you just say it? Does “brilliant” describe the music, or the comment? Know what you say, and say what you mean.
      Love,
      Your most hated middle-school English teacher

    • @ThePeanutButterCup13
      @ThePeanutButterCup13 5 років тому +32

      @@samandor1 Are you drunk, or just very stupid?

  • @nantschev
    @nantschev 4 роки тому +279

    “Sounds like the birth of Japanese digital watches” my cousin

  • @JiihaaS
    @JiihaaS 3 роки тому +242

    I listened to this and now my books are in alphabetical order.

    • @RevGary
      @RevGary 3 роки тому +11

      I couldn't stop laughing at this comment at 2:35 am lol tears of laughter many THANKS what a great comments section. Blessings from Glasgow.

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 3 роки тому +1

      @@RevGary another scot! here in arbroath

    • @RevGary
      @RevGary 3 роки тому +1

      @@finlaymcdiarmid5832 I've been in Arbroath clubbing in the 90's before I became a Bible bashin God squadder lol. Fitbaw team played at Gayfield. Blessings to you and your family bud.

    • @RevGary
      @RevGary 3 роки тому +1

      @@finlaymcdiarmid5832 I'm originally from Saltcoats Ayrshire coast.

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 3 роки тому

      @@RevGary never really been to the west coast

  • @oiramsq73
    @oiramsq73 5 років тому +774

    “... number 2, you are smiling. It was not your instruction to smile. You were specifically told to play the drone and stare aimlessly out into space. Please refrain from smiling. It does this whenever it is told.”

    • @gabi-chan7806
      @gabi-chan7806 5 років тому +16

      My brain reading this like an IA makes it even funnier

    • @eamonwright7488
      @eamonwright7488 4 роки тому +16

      Too Much Indiscipline!

    • @marthaworc7873
      @marthaworc7873 2 роки тому +1

      He is the new number 2. Robert took all the water out of the old number 2 and ate him.

    • @DavidWickes
      @DavidWickes Рік тому +1

      You just need to read it in a slight West country accent...

    • @ksjoyjespeace
      @ksjoyjespeace Рік тому

      Sounds like that Andy Griffith Show...

  • @Mekinhumbel
    @Mekinhumbel 5 років тому +483

    "...on Wednesday, we'll have two shows in Boston, and on Thursday we'll be annexing Czechoslovakia"

    • @martydibergi5228
      @martydibergi5228 3 роки тому +3

      Ha that's freaking funny. Is that Joni Mitchell on guitar 😂

    • @spacecowboy2k
      @spacecowboy2k 3 роки тому +1

      @@martydibergi5228 Joni Mitch-hell

  • @ronaldp.vincent8226
    @ronaldp.vincent8226 3 роки тому +132

    "Okay Daniel, you did not properly dispose of your assigned dead body. Your punishment will be sitting in the very front playing absolutely nothing."

  • @Vocellano
    @Vocellano 4 роки тому +1418

    Everyone who has ever wanted to listen to that song is already in the room playing it. 100% market saturation.

    • @solojinglesradio1
      @solojinglesradio1 4 роки тому +23

      Except that guy doing 4'33'', japanese guy (Hideyo Moriya) is playing later

    • @Borlos.
      @Borlos. 4 роки тому +9

      Yea... No

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 3 роки тому +9

      This comment, deserves fellatio by not just one, but an entire team of former nuns.

    • @nameisnotrelevant
      @nameisnotrelevant 3 роки тому +6

      @@Bhatt_Hole they need to be christened by the teat milk of jesus first

    • @KevinLopez-jf5ys
      @KevinLopez-jf5ys 2 роки тому +1

      @@Bhatt_Hole Bless you, Bhatt Hole

  • @joemama-vk9qo
    @joemama-vk9qo 7 років тому +1290

    these guys buy socks specifically made for sandals

  • @sandequation2653
    @sandequation2653 5 років тому +964

    Jeez imagine being him and hearing this stuff in your head 24/7

    • @richardrejmer8721
      @richardrejmer8721 5 років тому +286

      24/7 . . Yes, that is the time signature he prefers on most of his 'tunes'

    • @chriskozub8012
      @chriskozub8012 4 роки тому +13

      Put a gun to my head and pull the trigger.

    • @nirradyen-tolobaz3727
      @nirradyen-tolobaz3727 4 роки тому +10

      @chris kozub It would be a distinct
      pleasure. Is there any particular style? Lol.

    • @mrbungle3310
      @mrbungle3310 3 роки тому +50

      Guitar schizophrenia

    • @solojinglesradio1
      @solojinglesradio1 3 роки тому +2

      mmm delitious

  • @anuteamsterium
    @anuteamsterium 4 роки тому +378

    I'm not aware of any artist who has so successfully cloned himself, multiplying into a seemingly limitless number of Fripps.

    • @johnhasso8908
      @johnhasso8908 Рік тому +18

      Frippception

    • @MrAudioBill
      @MrAudioBill Рік тому +7

      Fripperautomatons

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 10 місяців тому +6

      Frippification

    • @rmcq1999
      @rmcq1999 9 місяців тому +1

      Hear that? That's the sound of inevitability, Mr Anuteamsterium.

    • @KevinLopez-jf5ys
      @KevinLopez-jf5ys 9 місяців тому +3

      His platoon of 21st Century Schizoid Men.

  • @karlchilders8215
    @karlchilders8215 5 років тому +395

    I never knew the Heaven's Gate members were so talented.

  • @Croot_Music
    @Croot_Music 5 років тому +857

    One time I was watching that King Crimson live in Japan DVD. My dad walked in and took one look at Fripp and said, "Look at that dork." and walked out

    • @ThrashRebel
      @ThrashRebel 4 роки тому +55

      Oivalf Music, your dad dropped the mic on that one.
      😂

    • @angrybird32495
      @angrybird32495 4 роки тому +122

      I can’t trust a guy in a prog band whose not at least a little bit of a dork...

    • @wpdoyle
      @wpdoyle 4 роки тому +12

      that is hilarious!

    • @shawnmcvey7789
      @shawnmcvey7789 3 роки тому +35

      He was at his coolest when he had the Les Paul, black mellotron, and massive Hiwatt stacks.

    • @EnuresisRisosa
      @EnuresisRisosa 3 роки тому +6

      Classic

  • @gerrithooyer
    @gerrithooyer 5 років тому +536

    What a weird way to play Wonderwall.

    • @MMoturi22
      @MMoturi22 4 роки тому +6

      Wonderwall reharmonized

    • @fasuto8656
      @fasuto8656 3 роки тому

      @@JohnAlexanderiii DUNDUNDUN

    • @SoftTangerineDreams
      @SoftTangerineDreams 3 роки тому

      Wonderwall is the only acceptably guitar song

  • @aaronm2410
    @aaronm2410 9 місяців тому +118

    How did they fit all that charisma in one room?

    • @chrissmith3668
      @chrissmith3668 7 місяців тому +8

      Very carefully. They played the Tetris theme while doing it

  • @Tbone6string1
    @Tbone6string1 4 роки тому +115

    Wanted: 18 acoustic guitar players who can play with robotic precision, and maintain a facial expression as if you were writing a spy novel.

  • @sveltland
    @sveltland 5 років тому +579

    This is the national anthem from some dystopian apocalyptic future society.

  • @hyfowlf
    @hyfowlf 5 років тому +115

    "They've been Frippnotized"
    -drlids

  • @ryansouthard4929
    @ryansouthard4929 4 роки тому +158

    So this is what happens when you don’t hug children

  • @subg8858
    @subg8858 4 роки тому +208

    Sorry tan shirt, I only have parts for 27 guitars on this one.

    • @wilsonnester750
      @wilsonnester750 3 роки тому +2

      Fripps sense of humor is impeccable

    • @davidjoyce310
      @davidjoyce310 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @UpstartThunder
      @UpstartThunder 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ProgRockNerd
      @ProgRockNerd 3 роки тому +20

      He is there to provide silence.
      You think I'm joking.

    • @poplproductionsmashshts95
      @poplproductionsmashshts95 3 роки тому +1

      He's normally a Triangle player but it didn't fit the vibe on this one

  • @garywordsworth9302
    @garywordsworth9302 5 років тому +801

    I'm sure as a minimum 75% of those guitarists are being held against their will and the other 25% are clearly mentally ill
    Notice how non of them tap their feet . That's because they have been nailed in place to prevent them from running .

    • @ThePeanutButterCup13
      @ThePeanutButterCup13 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @martinjefferies666
      @martinjefferies666 5 років тому +8

      so far you win, but it's only been 4 years

    • @asammler
      @asammler 4 роки тому +12

      ... and they've been forced to do finger exercises until they can't even hold a fork anymore

    • @markcarson5118
      @markcarson5118 4 роки тому +17

      Fripps style is stoic discipline.they are following perfect direction.they are as classical musicians.

    • @h92o
      @h92o 4 роки тому +5

      Gary Wordsworth you’re wrong they’re all android robots having been preprogrammed,. To make these exact sounds into songs or possibly clones of the frippery mind body concept...against their will? There is no will any more just emptiness in sound and such. I am watching further thinking just clones of the one real person Fripp,.. oh yeah, there’s nothing wrong with Fripp clones and it’s easier to do these days,..

  • @jonmiller9925
    @jonmiller9925 5 років тому +269

    Shit gets real at 8:37. Fripp is watching over all of them like a demon

    • @juresaiyan
      @juresaiyan 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @wxdevil
      @wxdevil 2 роки тому +9

      I would hate to be the guy directly next to him and make a mistake.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +6

      Far out, and you dare not look at the fretboard. Not even an eye movement. With Fripp watching over could be punishment probably via whipped with cat o' nine strings!

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 Рік тому +1

      @@bradford_shaun_murray I’ve heard that his punishment is making you play Classical Gas for 24 hours straight.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +1

      @@boataxe4605 you'd get crazy fast but kind of nuts at the same time lol

  • @franriding6473
    @franriding6473 3 роки тому +257

    I was part of this cult. I tried to leave but was captured. As punishment Robert made me play classical gas for 24hrs straight. My fingers were really sore afterwords.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +8

      ...soundtrack for your above comment ---> 8:59 👀

    • @KevinLopez-jf5ys
      @KevinLopez-jf5ys 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes@@MrHaney1994

    • @malachia8590
      @malachia8590 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @chrissmith3668
      @chrissmith3668 7 місяців тому +1

      @@MrHaney1994why wouldn’t he be?

    • @Gurogun
      @Gurogun 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MrHaney..both the comments you answered to were sarcastic

  • @James-3000
    @James-3000 2 роки тому +58

    While the League was known popularly for their guitar performances, their real work was in crime fighting, espionage and even the occasional covert toppling of dictators. The whole "guitar" thing was just a cover for Fripp's true passion: Justice.

  • @OfficerOverpowered
    @OfficerOverpowered Рік тому +85

    Robert Fripp has the ability to be the god-like boss character in an RPG while also providing his own score

  • @misterquanalocho3593
    @misterquanalocho3593 8 років тому +469

    This is what I have come to expect from the dangerous brain of Robert Fripp and his gang of sympathizers. More please.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +15

      8:37... he looks like a Bond villain watching over his subjects whilst plotting and scheming world domination via dissonant progression.

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 8 місяців тому +2

      his gang of (human sequencers) synthesizers?? :D

  • @jzbass72
    @jzbass72 2 роки тому +107

    A truly whelming experience.

  • @irrationallyexuberanttv7269
    @irrationallyexuberanttv7269 4 роки тому +144

    Loved playing this on Guitar Hero.

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 Рік тому +1

      I tried, but my 12 year old nice still beat me.

    • @PurpleBled
      @PurpleBled 10 місяців тому

      ???? Is this a joke

    • @daveydudely9954
      @daveydudely9954 10 місяців тому +1

      hahahaha as a fripp fan for forty years i laffed

  • @UncleGrunt
    @UncleGrunt 7 років тому +1164

    It's like they're all part of some weird cult

    • @amaro9085
      @amaro9085 7 років тому +181

      they are

    • @jdavis417
      @jdavis417 7 років тому +23

      Yeah... the Ovation guitar cult! ;)
      Sounds Eno-ish? Or is it Oldfield-ish?

    • @zaphodbeatlebrox4906
      @zaphodbeatlebrox4906 7 років тому +66

      Frippish.

    • @jdavis417
      @jdavis417 7 років тому +21

      "He's just this guy, you know?" ;)

    • @robertheazlit5809
      @robertheazlit5809 7 років тому +17

      that comment was like being hit in the head with a lemon slice wrapped around a gold brick,

  • @scaredypicker
    @scaredypicker 7 років тому +610

    I would just sit there and try to jam regular blues pentatonic riffs and see how long I survived

    • @MaynardOwns
      @MaynardOwns 5 років тому +67

      You wouldn't. Pretty sure the guitars are tuned in NST. Fripp's "new standard tuning." BTW it's still not the standard...

    • @happygilmoor6838
      @happygilmoor6838 5 років тому +2

      Dude... sync up to the frequency residence. You must be strong of Cunning.

    • @happygilmoor6838
      @happygilmoor6838 5 років тому

      And slow to Wrath.

    • @samandor1
      @samandor1 5 років тому +8

      No you wouldn’t - first, you’d never pony up the bucks to attend a class like this, because you think you already know everything there is that needs to be known, that is important - and fail to notice that Things To Know only ratchets upward, when you know them, or think you know them. If pentatonic jams float your boat, and that’s all you need, why do you care that others are learning things that you don’t even want to know?

    • @HWingo
      @HWingo 5 років тому +80

      @@samandor1 I believe the comment was self-deprecating, not critical or dismissive of these players or their knowledge.

  • @TotinosOtherBoy
    @TotinosOtherBoy 3 роки тому +197

    This sounds like stairs falling down themselves. I love it

    • @d3lt452
      @d3lt452 Рік тому +1

      But you're listening to the whole thing in reverse

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 10 місяців тому

      You would really like a Jacob’s Ladder toy

    • @Marknorthway
      @Marknorthway 9 місяців тому

      I am sitting here at Bahrain airport, headphones on and tears of laughter running down my cheeks. No-one knows why. Brilliant comment!

    • @Fo-Flats
      @Fo-Flats 8 місяців тому +1

      That's quite accurate.

    • @Zavala1
      @Zavala1 7 місяців тому

      It's not early Idlewild.

  • @michaelgraham9774
    @michaelgraham9774 2 роки тому +74

    Imagine one of these guys busting out a guitar at a bonfire and playing this stuff

    • @andyharman3022
      @andyharman3022 Рік тому

      Sure as hell isn't Michael Row The Boat Ashore!

    • @ActuallySettle
      @ActuallySettle Рік тому

      SM0R3 FR4CTUR3

    • @pvillez
      @pvillez 10 місяців тому +2

      after Kumbaya, you'd be thanked...

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 8 місяців тому +2

      Imagine EVERYONE else busting out a guitar and playing this while staring at you like that.

    • @watermusic4381
      @watermusic4381 8 місяців тому

      😂

  • @joemama-vk9qo
    @joemama-vk9qo 7 років тому +1729

    a whole group of "that guy at work nobody likes" playing discordant polyrythms. great

    • @sirvidia
      @sirvidia 5 років тому +47

      there's a woman

    • @Fatgeologist
      @Fatgeologist 5 років тому +10

      Indeed. Were I not already happily married, I would propose!

    • @MaynardOwns
      @MaynardOwns 5 років тому +28

      LMAO. They really are all that guy

    • @digreig
      @digreig 5 років тому +44

      I've met most of the players here and they're actually some of the nicest people, sorry.

    • @kumoyuki
      @kumoyuki 5 років тому +44

      "discordant"? where did your ear learn music?

  • @theakstonsrock
    @theakstonsrock 8 років тому +340

    ...don't worry. As long as we stay perfectly still they can't see us. They can only sense the movement...

  • @spacecowboy2k
    @spacecowboy2k 3 роки тому +79

    So much expressionless rage behind his eyes, and the Himmler-esque eyeglasses are NOT helping him blend into his army of hell-bound acolytes.

  • @AlexShults1
    @AlexShults1 4 роки тому +146

    Robert Fripp truly has an extraordinary odd sence of humour

  • @marydoob
    @marydoob 5 років тому +117

    I wore out my Crafty Guitarists tape, just walking around town... listening... and I was thinking... this is a dangerous place...

    • @JulioHernandez-wy8nh
      @JulioHernandez-wy8nh 6 місяців тому +2

      Are you a Cop?

    • @marydoob
      @marydoob 6 місяців тому +1

      Naah, musician… 😊

    • @user-zt2wc3uh1l
      @user-zt2wc3uh1l Місяць тому +1

      She was refering to a line in a King Cimson song. " this is a dangerous place..."

    • @marydoob
      @marydoob Місяць тому

      @@user-zt2wc3uh1l i know, it was a bad joke, my first comment was a reference to the same.

  • @NeuroticNatty
    @NeuroticNatty 6 років тому +189

    I believe this is the music from the final boss fight in Double Dragon II on NES.

  • @psychoidmusic
    @psychoidmusic 3 роки тому +71

    You can tell at around 10:30 Fripp is questioning all the choices that lead him to be the kind of person that would write and perform Darts. His eyebrow gestures must be regarded as a cry for help from a man consumed by a masochistic compulsion to practice.

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 8 місяців тому +1

      "Oh god this song is horrible what have I done??"

  • @beno526
    @beno526 3 роки тому +35

    Strong AC/DC influences

  • @mattford1593
    @mattford1593 6 років тому +253

    Coolest nightmare ever.
    Seriously, Fripp has one extraordinary mind.

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 3 роки тому +5

      Its called schizophrenia

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +1

      @@finlaymcdiarmid5832 People with Schizophrenia: "I'm sorry, what???"
      People with ADHD: "Actually, we can relate. You sure he's not one of ours?"

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 2 роки тому

      @@danielawesome36 it was a joke..

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +1

      @@finlaymcdiarmid5832 I know... But there are good jokes, and there are bad jokes.
      Also, I just wanna take this chance to be informative😅

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 2 роки тому

      @@danielawesome36 nobody else was here, i know the difference..

  • @MrWilly2204
    @MrWilly2204 5 років тому +881

    And now...guitar styles that will ensure you never get laid.

    • @PopeShaitan
      @PopeShaitan 5 років тому +5

      HAHAHAHA! Best comment yet!

    • @samandor1
      @samandor1 5 років тому +32

      If the only reason you have a guitar is to get laid, there are probably easier props to carry around. Maybe you just need to change your wallpaper, or listen to a different radio station. Or get a motorcycle, or a boat!

    • @MrWilly2204
      @MrWilly2204 5 років тому +56

      Samandor I sense that the joke was lost on you.

    • @bencollins51
      @bencollins51 5 років тому +10

      I bet that female guitarist lays the SHIT out of guys like that😂

    • @MrWilly2204
      @MrWilly2204 5 років тому +42

      Benjamin Collins how can she when she spends all her time working on her polyrhythms?

  • @mikek4537
    @mikek4537 4 роки тому +402

    This next piece is called “Poontang repellant in C”.

    • @paulsmith1879
      @paulsmith1879 4 роки тому +26

      Genius. That should so be a Zappa song

    • @vanshipman
      @vanshipman 3 роки тому +5

      I’m crying 🤣

    • @brianrickards4643
      @brianrickards4643 3 роки тому +2

      Thats fkn hilarious🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿!!!!!!!! Perfect comment

    • @tjdonaldson6923
      @tjdonaldson6923 3 роки тому +4

      Best comment ever

    • @tjdonaldson6923
      @tjdonaldson6923 3 роки тому +2

      The youtube algorithm just became self aware so it could laugh at this comment.

  • @beefen3907
    @beefen3907 Рік тому +12

    Robert fripp is a certified beast just for getting this many adult autists in one room

  • @rspratt
    @rspratt 8 років тому +171

    If Kraftwerk played guitars

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 5 років тому +145

    I like King Crimson, but I wasn’t ready for this.

  • @DemonSlide
    @DemonSlide 4 роки тому +77

    - "Knock, knock".
    - "Who's there?"
    - 12:38

  • @Luthiart
    @Luthiart 3 роки тому +42

    Professor Fripp and his Amazing Human Sequencer

  • @northvend
    @northvend 5 років тому +266

    The League of crafty aspergers (love it)

    • @barkebaat
      @barkebaat 5 років тому +10

      Yes, there is a certain autistic quality to this music - much brain, little body.

    • @chaoticnique9748
      @chaoticnique9748 5 років тому

      @@barkebaat Do they play the guitar with their brain?

    • @barkebaat
      @barkebaat 4 роки тому +2

      @@chaoticnique9748 : Do you think that was what I meant ?

    • @dzeremipegla8783
      @dzeremipegla8783 4 роки тому +1

      ass burgers

    • @MingusAhUmmUhhhh
      @MingusAhUmmUhhhh 4 місяці тому

      Sums it up perfectly (I also love it)

  • @sergiestevecarbo7310
    @sergiestevecarbo7310 5 років тому +103

    i m waiting for a belew elephant sound

    • @mrbungle3310
      @mrbungle3310 3 роки тому +5

      Belew told me he had to go through this course 6 months ,before he could enter KC

  • @craighudson7294
    @craighudson7294 3 роки тому +31

    Robert Fripp. A very talented man. Very lucky too, having played with Bowie on one of his best albums and he gets to see Toyah coming out of the shower every morning.

  • @jimk4874
    @jimk4874 3 роки тому +92

    The one guy in the front left doesn't do anything, he's just sitting there like he's storing energy to bust out a solo, but nothing...brilliant.

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 3 роки тому +7

      Why does he have to have a guitar if he doesn't play a note? My only guess is sympathetic buzz

    • @jimbailey1122
      @jimbailey1122 2 роки тому +38

      That's the spare in case one breaks down.

    • @ejotacero
      @ejotacero 2 роки тому +9

      He plays when he's not on camera, you can hear it if you pay attention

    • @adam_levine
      @adam_levine Рік тому +16

      @@deanstanley2125 Fripp's said that guy is there to "play the silence that is a part of music"

    • @Rivecha
      @Rivecha Рік тому +7

      @@adam_levine could be, but there were some folks on the King Crimson subreddit who said that was a passive-aggressive way for Fripp to say that the guy had messed up on a previous performance and had to sit out here. Idk though.

  • @MerkinMuffly
    @MerkinMuffly 8 років тому +750

    Fripp is like Phil Spector, but without the gun fetish and emotions. He's a highly functional sociopathic musical genius.

    • @SuperGorak
      @SuperGorak 7 років тому +125

      I mean, he used to be tone or rhythm deaf before playing guitar, later rearranging his whole musical thinking by himself with only his bare mind. It doesn't get creepier than that

    • @erenanidem3479
      @erenanidem3479 6 років тому +12

      long live to mental disorder

    • @markkeen341
      @markkeen341 6 років тому +109

      Fripp is no sociopath. Brilliant, introverted, pedantic, and obsessive-compulsive.

    • @crimfan
      @crimfan 6 років тому +41

      He has said that he was but I'm pretty sure that he wasn't actually tone and rhythm deaf, just not that great right at the beginning. If he was truly tone and rhythm deaf I'm pretty sure all the practice in the world wouldn't have made any difference.

    • @Fatgeologist
      @Fatgeologist 5 років тому +59

      You simply cannot be a sociopath with a Dorset accent.

  • @michaelcox5166
    @michaelcox5166 5 років тому +348

    Only Robert Fripp would invent a guitar tuning that about seven people in the whole world use and call it The New Standard Tuning...
    Imagine Fripp and Philip Glass together.

    • @EastmanD
      @EastmanD 5 років тому +2

      not a bad idea...

    • @ThrashRebel
      @ThrashRebel 4 роки тому +23

      Michael Cox, well, considering that violins, violas, cellos, mandolins & some other instruments are tuned to 5ths NST makes sense because it makes it easier for a larger group of musicians (i.e., classical musicians) to be able to pick up a guitar & play it.
      If you know how to play mandolin you wouldn’t have much issue playing in NST.

    • @fredmachine
      @fredmachine 4 роки тому +71

      @@ThrashRebel It's less about tuning in fifths and more about that he called it "New Standard Tuning" even though the entirety of guitarists using it fit into a single room. But then again, he also called a tape looping delay "Frippertronics" and a combination of effects and loops "Soundscapes by Robert Fripp", so I'm just surprised the songs aren't called "Fripping to Frippistan" and so on.

    • @pitparra1924
      @pitparra1924 4 роки тому +19

      @@fredmachine fripping on frippistan
      You sir, just Made my day

    • @MpSniperM1911
      @MpSniperM1911 4 роки тому +7

      actually 8 people i'm using right now

  • @SeveringJuan
    @SeveringJuan 2 роки тому +218

    When you put all the midi instruments on a track as acoustic guitars you get this
    But seriously Fripp's effort to push guitar playing forward is admirable

    • @oneandonlyadi
      @oneandonlyadi 10 місяців тому

      Hahahaha so true 🤣

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 10 місяців тому +3

      I heard when Robert Fripp heard black midi for the first time, he said it was too easy to play and added a Chapman stick.

    • @Christian-97
      @Christian-97 8 місяців тому +1

      @@alfsmith4936The Fripperman on a black midi track would be beautiful.

  • @nickcharles6530
    @nickcharles6530 4 роки тому +71

    I believe this was Fripp’s big experiment with his rhythmic concepts and the New Standard Tuning he has devised. With a group of students to play his experiments, it allowed him to filter out what would go into modern King Crimson albums and what would go to the cutting floor. Quite a success I must say.

    • @aletondaX
      @aletondaX Рік тому +4

      Agreed, for example: Thrak. Anyway, most of their repertorie was composed by the students, in this video Darts and Calliope are Fripp's authorship, but i think overall, if you listen to the live albums, 80% or 90% of the repertorie was made by students.

  • @hankkoepke7064
    @hankkoepke7064 5 років тому +313

    I saw Robert Fripp and the League of Crafty Guitarists in 1990. Odd vibe. Beginning of the performance was an uncomfortably long silence, meditation I guess. Then they proceeded to noodle on and on, just like they do in this video. I was dysphoric for weeks after. Kind of looks like they were taken hostage and made a forced confession video.

    • @ApexLaneProductions
      @ApexLaneProductions 4 роки тому +22

      Under Fripp's system, properly doing nothing is a necessary precedent to doing something properly. It's about enhancing performance and proper body ergonomics through heightened self-awareness. It draws very heavily upon the Alexander Technique.

    • @ApexLaneProductions
      @ApexLaneProductions 4 роки тому +15

      @@GwaliaMusic So I suppose these people were there against their will? No, my friend. This is Guitar CRAFT. It's an exercise in developing the CRAFT of playing the guitar. To be an inspired musician, it helps to develop your craft to the point where your hands can literally take you anywhere inspiration can possibly take you. Hence all of GC's emphasis on body mechanics and efficient movement. This is a level of craft that can be achieved by those who aren't stoned off their arses like The Beatles. I get it, there's more to music than the craft, but Guitar Craft exists primarily for this reason. It enabled many of these folks to be able to go off and do some really wicked stuff on their own. Trey Gunn is a good example. Some of his solo stuff is just savage and beautiful.

    • @elysianfury
      @elysianfury 2 роки тому +8

      If I were to play under Fripp's direction I would absolutely pretend my participation is nonconsentual

    • @Blowhard
      @Blowhard Рік тому +1

      "I was dysphoric for weeks after" ahahahaha

    • @kirbyculp3449
      @kirbyculp3449 8 місяців тому

      Maybe he was listening to a lot of Residents albums for a few years before.

  • @salmanalaikum
    @salmanalaikum 7 років тому +103

    What a bunch of nerds. Love em.

  • @milkwater1204
    @milkwater1204 Рік тому +17

    I like to imagine Fripp packs them up when he goes on tour just in case he needs them.

  • @roundy72
    @roundy72 4 роки тому +39

    They can't wait to get home to their model train sets

  • @JohnGLewis1964
    @JohnGLewis1964 8 років тому +218

    If you see some people not playing... I believe Robert established a policy that if you were unsure about the level of any particular contribution you might make to the team's music... you did not have to play. Just sit and listen and try to learn. No pressure. This was in good degree a school for young guitarists, of course: a training program.

    • @vealcutlet
      @vealcutlet 8 років тому +82

      +John G. Lewis I recall reading - I believe it was in Eric Tamm's book on Fripp/Guitar Craft - that the gentleman in the lower right was asked by Robert to "provide the silence" in visual form, as silence is the source form which music emerges.

    • @JohnGLewis1964
      @JohnGLewis1964 8 років тому +1

      vealcutlet Ok...

    • @Mr13wonderboy77
      @Mr13wonderboy77 7 років тому +11

      Does anyone know if any of these players moved on to achieve any sort of success outside of this group in the way that, for example, Steve Vai did after Frank Zappa? Just curious.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 7 років тому +6

      It's not ability that gets success, it's the ability to write good music or improvise good solos when you're In a band. Cak is cak, even if brilliantly played.

    • @resacarat
      @resacarat  7 років тому +32

      David Scott , yes some went on to have lucrative careers. Google California Guitar Trio or Trey Gunn.

  • @oolongoolong789
    @oolongoolong789 7 років тому +398

    This stuff would go down well in North Korea.

    • @thBrilliantFool
      @thBrilliantFool 5 років тому +2

      Truth

    • @totigerus
      @totigerus 5 років тому +51

      except if would be played by 11 year old girls and not 40 year old virgins.

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 5 років тому +9

      Yeah cause they can appreciate great music

    • @cattybound2011
      @cattybound2011 5 років тому +14

      The third set of guitarists were caught expressing emotions during the performance. I hope their families have been properly notified and their remains buried with respect.

    • @davehall8584
      @davehall8584 4 роки тому +1

      LOLOLOL! trying to find a witty repost but i'm too busy pissing my pants!

  • @ChrisJohnson-pd4hh
    @ChrisJohnson-pd4hh 11 місяців тому +15

    I found myself humming this all day. A right ear worm!

  • @boataxe4605
    @boataxe4605 Рік тому +48

    The run that Fripp does at 8:50 is outstanding.

  • @ThePhoenix9508
    @ThePhoenix9508 6 років тому +259

    When math rock becomes rock math.

    • @thBrilliantFool
      @thBrilliantFool 5 років тому +7

      This is far from being rock in any sense.

    • @GreenManalishiUSA
      @GreenManalishiUSA 5 років тому +15

      @@thBrilliantFool it's kind of like rock, stripped of all of its blues influences. killer technique, nearly devoid of get-down.

    • @thBrilliantFool
      @thBrilliantFool 5 років тому +6

      @@GreenManalishiUSA not at all. Just a bunch of notes played without any rhythmic variation or feeling, in other words a soulless performance. A far cry from from epic masterpieces like In the Court of the Crimson King.

    • @ThePeanutButterCup13
      @ThePeanutButterCup13 5 років тому +27

      @@thBrilliantFool idk man it was pretty enjoyable to me

    • @davilathegreat
      @davilathegreat 5 років тому +8

      It's more like jazz, if you want to get pedantic.
      But the joke stands.

  • @YazGuitarChannel
    @YazGuitarChannel 7 років тому +484

    or, How To De-Phallusize the Guitar. They look like an orchestra of America's 1980s serial killers.

  • @solojinglesradio1
    @solojinglesradio1 4 роки тому +44

    Trey Gunn playin' that two notes is like a triangle in a big orchestra

  • @MelSantoz
    @MelSantoz 3 роки тому +19

    Robert’s first guitar teacher: “Start practicing the scales”
    Robert: “It’s a good Idea”

  • @johng2880
    @johng2880 8 років тому +201

    I'm not really interested in music. Music is just a means of creating a magical state.
    Robert Fripp

    • @ellenbottas1982
      @ellenbottas1982 7 років тому +5

      hmm

    • @kumoyuki
      @kumoyuki 5 років тому +6

      really? if that's a legit quote (and it does rather sound like him), you/himself might have just unlocked a big piece of my heart

    • @sbearly
      @sbearly 5 років тому +19

      Right. Said Robert Fripp one day in his life. The next day he said, "I'm not really interested in life - it's just something to do until you die."

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 3 роки тому +1

      Im not really interested in drugs. Drugs are just a means of creating a magical cult.

  • @vicesquadpunk
    @vicesquadpunk 5 років тому +124

    I was so relieved to hear some notes lasting longer than a 1/16th.... it filled me with deep joy 💥😜💥 x

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 8 місяців тому +1

      HERETIC! THOU SHALT HAVE NO TIME VALUES OTHER THAN THE HOLY SEMIQUAVER, BLESSED BE THE SIXTEENTH NOTES, OF TAIN (Wink wink, allan)

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 8 місяців тому

      the triplet piece towards the end! yes!

  • @yarlodek5842
    @yarlodek5842 2 роки тому +10

    Alternate picking, polyrhythms, and no breaks. Just keep hammering away at that ovation.

  • @Jkrome
    @Jkrome 4 роки тому +15

    Asperger's Shredding needs to establish itself again

  • @zerozeroisland
    @zerozeroisland 7 років тому +55

    Wow, this takes me back. I was at one of the Boston shows at the Paradise he mentions at around 6:30 i think? And yes indeed, there was someone onstage at every show he called the "Practitioner of Silence". I think they picked a different member each show to 'practice silence".
    He'd get his guitar ready before each song, with the pick all poised and ready to go, and then not play a note. I even remember him checking his tuning between songs with the rest of them! :)
    I also recall Fripp did his usual Q&A session with the audience and someone asked about his "New Standard Tuning" (CGDAED) and he wouldn't say what it was, but he did play each open string and said "Those with ears will hear" hahahahaha

  • @courtcomposer
    @courtcomposer 9 місяців тому +3

    The music track to my last prostate examination.

  • @markjohnson4217
    @markjohnson4217 3 роки тому +12

    I introduced a buddy to King Crimson and after watching Fripp play for several minutes, he turned to me and said very seriously, " my god...he is just like little Stewey with a guitar.."

  • @plume...
    @plume... 5 років тому +72

    The way they glance at each other with knowing rhythmic eroticism and a wry smile is magical. "Ooh Yau!"

  • @alejandrotiscornia8589
    @alejandrotiscornia8589 5 років тому +292

    So this is what lack of love sounds like

  • @rageforthemachine
    @rageforthemachine 5 років тому +16

    Why yes Robert a glass of Kool-Aid sounds lovely right now.

  • @vincelupone
    @vincelupone Рік тому +19

    You walk in the room late at night. You flip the light on in a dark house. 8:59 is the music you suddenly hear, the lights flip on. Everyone is staring at you, just like at 8:59. H O R R O R !!!

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 8 місяців тому

      omg that is seriously terrifying. This is seriously some weird stuff.

  • @KnjazNazrath
    @KnjazNazrath 5 років тому +105

    I hate playing darts at the pub, but I love listening to darts at home.

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 3 роки тому

      Dad can we play darts at the pub? But we have darts at home. Darts at home:

  • @ThePuertoricanBeastJonathan
    @ThePuertoricanBeastJonathan 7 років тому +239

    The technique in that room was over 9000

    • @lawrencefuller8841
      @lawrencefuller8841 5 років тому +5

      That honor goes to John Petrucci. And Goku.

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 4 роки тому +11

      @@lawrencefuller8841 Meanwhile, Fripp laughs at bith of them and busts out fracture at 200 bpm

  • @MrBerndderboss
    @MrBerndderboss 4 роки тому +85

    Skills wished for:
    If possible you're able to play the guitar.
    Must have skills:
    A facial expression like you're awake for 3 days straight and then someone tells you your dog just died.

  • @ccstreamz
    @ccstreamz 4 роки тому +13

    It was very nice of Jerry Springer to allow these guitarists to use his studio to record this performance.

  • @CoolGuyWithShoesOn
    @CoolGuyWithShoesOn 7 років тому +85

    This is probably one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

    • @davilathegreat
      @davilathegreat 5 років тому +3

      I might recommend Steve Vai's Tender Surrender, but I have different tastes.

    • @Eddfumigadorerrante
      @Eddfumigadorerrante 3 роки тому

      @@davilathegreat Thank you

  • @bessiebraveheart
    @bessiebraveheart 5 років тому +29

    Hi from England, I'm a 73 yr old rock n roll player, I have never seen or heard anything like this. The diversity of music is astounding. Wonderful musicianship, I love it. Thank you.

  • @americanmale2011
    @americanmale2011 4 роки тому +101

    This is what happens when ritalin is given out freely.

  • @Tiago-jm4cg
    @Tiago-jm4cg 2 роки тому +10

    I saw this video years ago, and now is even more scary than before, how they can do it? Robert fripp is a crazy genius!

  • @kunkashi8208
    @kunkashi8208 5 років тому +91

    I feel like I'm watching an orchestra from an Orwellian future.

    • @finlaymcdiarmid5832
      @finlaymcdiarmid5832 3 роки тому +5

      Detecting multiple violations of facecrime, vaporisation imminent

  • @craigezell4261
    @craigezell4261 6 років тому +51

    A guitar orchestra. Sounds mystic. Does sound highly innovative. This is vintage Robert Fripp.One of the most fascinating guitarists around today.

  • @lornebrinkman-countrymusic3158

    I had a chance to see Fripp and L.O.C.G. perform in Madison WI 1990.
    It was Absolutely Amazing. This is so cool being able to stumble onto this again.
    If Insanity itself could be converted into music and weaponized, this would definitely be it! Imagine an army of guitarists being able to use chord and melody structures to hypnotize and mesmerize any audience at will.
    The riffs and melodies are so original and out of the box, that it goes beyond what the human mind can even conceive.

  • @TheTjoconnor
    @TheTjoconnor 7 місяців тому +2

    I love this. Getting that synth vibe from just acoustics is amazing

  • @wuggasnaby
    @wuggasnaby 6 років тому +233

    00:00 Bicycling to Afghanistan
    03:12 Spasm for Juanita
    06:25 Close Enough for Jazz
    07:27 Leap of Faith
    08:38 Darts
    10:43 Calliope

    • @resacarat
      @resacarat  6 років тому +25

      Thanks

    • @Whiteyy191
      @Whiteyy191 Рік тому

      The song at 6:30 is sketch for summer by the durruti column

    • @vtv123here6
      @vtv123here6 Рік тому

      @@Whiteyy191 sounds nothinng alike

    • @guitarplayer30001
      @guitarplayer30001 Рік тому +2

      @@vtv123here6 could the mods ban him?

    • @vtv123here6
      @vtv123here6 Рік тому

      @@guitarplayer30001 what do you mean?

  • @yamnehroncero4238
    @yamnehroncero4238 5 років тому +64

    I'm pretty sure Robert Fripp is an alien disguised as a human being. His music is otherworldly in every way lol

  • @unhingedconnoisseur164
    @unhingedconnoisseur164 2 роки тому +8

    legend has it if one plays a wrong note they are held down by the others and beaten to death by fripp and his guitar

  • @blacksheeprex
    @blacksheeprex 4 роки тому +21

    ive never seen so many guitarists so well behaved at once

    • @resacarat
      @resacarat  4 роки тому +18

      Discipline

    • @blacksheeprex
      @blacksheeprex 4 роки тому +1

      @@resacarat money.

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 Рік тому +3

      @@resacarat and if they step out of line fripp will *Beat* them

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 8 місяців тому

      These are classical guitarists, they have already been neutered to prepare them for the classical music training.