I like to imagine that we needed to keep the door open because in the past they made the mistake of letting us do business while the door was closed, and she ended up with her laying on her desk and her legs in the air. That’s the last time her father trusted her with a soundproof office.
1:38 My what now?! I love messing with scam callers. My uncle and I managed to keep a guy on the phone for an hour and some change and he was so pissed. Great audio Xena. Goodnight everyone.☕️
@@XenaAlexander Darling look at it from this side: IF the husbando/boyfriend application should not work out for whatever ungodly reason, you can open a carecenter for mid 40 year old Karens who don`t need no man and you can work in tandem with animal shelters to get every stray cat a nice home. You`ll become the Guardian-Cat so to say^^
With relationships everything is up in the air, the only thing you can do is your best and try make it work out. Plus theres no shame is dating someone who literally is a fan, fans tend to already know how crazy or nutty you are and still wants you. sad to hear it didn't work out that sucks anytime, hopefully that turns around; honestly when you travel for work it can stress relationships but who knows maybe you'll meet someone who wants to travel with you. fingers crossed also this was adorable as heck lovin it.
Anything that involves a cat/Neko girl is always something that will draw people’s attention but when lewd is also placed in the same sentence then that’s another story entirely, one thing that you can incorporate into your stories are innuendos (I’m not saying it’s a bad thing I’m just saying it’s very natural in how you incorporate them in your story, overall I love her and love the story and I can’t wait to see what you come up with next
I've never seen Shallow Hal, but from what I know, that sounds more like Good Luck Chuck, and I share that sentiment; many of the women I've dated, the next person they got into a relationship with they ended up marrying. I was actually the best man at a couple of their weddings, and one of them had a concern that I'd end up in the position of 'always best man, never the groom.'
Hearing ur 'inspired by' end comments and seeing some announcements in the discord, i worry for you girl D: Hope stuff is going well cuz it sounds like you've been through the wringer and back Love the content
The good old Pierogi. I wonder if he's polish because Pierogi is a dish in Poland that I always love to make at least once every two months and if there are some leftovers, I melt some butter on the pan and put some of them on it and let it fry a bit till they have round brown rings on them
Another awsome Audio Xena. funny thing about scam calls i either just hang up on them or i put on a foreign accent and well do whatever feel like saying
Xena just keeps pumping out content, “content” and more content! Thanks a bunch, we all really appreciate but don’t feel like you NEED to please! Take care!
Lucky listener. The closest I get to a neko helping me with the mortgage is during Halloween parties when my wife dresses as a catgirl. On the bright side, she keeps it on after the party because she knows I'm into it.🥰 Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
You know what I stand by the man being pampered and not paying.... after I pay for this lot first, you know what maybe those, also that other stuff too. Darn fathers always interrupting the conversation at the best moments.
I remember a time back when I first started out I was homeless for a year, I lved out of my 66 pontiac catalina. I kept the whole thing a secret. I paid for a gym membership so I could take a shower in the morning before work, did my clothes in the laundrymat, parked at varrious places at night to sleep. Was able to save my money and eventually get a place to stay.
"That would make for a messed up story, wouldn't it ?" I see what you did there, Xena. 😉 While I get and appreciate the fact that you wanna help when I'm financially strapped. Let's not make a habit of it. Helping me out, i'm fine with. Supporting me completely is not what I want. I'll make it up to you with TONS of belly rubs & scritches tonight. See ya when you get home. (muah) 🤣 Very cute, Xena. Well done.
Always wondered if the Algorithmagator was smart enough to tell real comments from nonsense, good to know all the times I couldn't think of anything and just threw out the "Algorithm bait" comments still actually helped.
Mildly curious/confused on one part... During the kissing session that starts around 3:30, is the neko girl smooching the listener to calm him (or her) down? Or is the listener smooching the neko girl while loudly saying "thank you!" between smooches? I suppose either one of those is viable. Personally, I'd like it to be the first one, but again either one of those could be plausible. Just a random thought that popped in my head while listening to this for the first time. Good stuff all around! 😙
That explanation at the end explains why youtube keeps recomending me those stupid reddit stories despites I've insisted that I don't want them for months Thank you, it's really good to know
you: hi Dad! We were talking about water guns. Me: Hah ha ha ah hah ah ha ha ......... Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Im happy im a person who knows how to handle his accounts and as well keep work and personal stuff separated, but only if i have to😜 but to be honest, if a girl was gonna pay my rent, better believe im gonna make dam sure i pay thay back up and cover the subscriptions too. Shit Xena being the perfect model gf/wife for 2024 ... Change my mind...
She is madness; a craving that I can't resist. My desire to lose myself in her, in her passion; leaving love notes upon her skin as I explore her every wish. To the Voice, The Grace, To You. Hope you are well Chula🌺
_Neko Puts More Than Just a Dent on the Rent!_ Xena, you are such a generous soul! There is no need for you to write a check. You already live in our hearts rent free. Here’s to following your example and paying forward 🤍
For Content I cant post on this channel 🌶🌶🌶 - www.patreon.com/MessedUpStories
Here we see Xena . In her nya-tural habitat, doing her best to paw-suade her mate into letting her help. What a purr-fect audio.
Aww I see what you did there and I LOVE IT
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
I like to imagine that we needed to keep the door open because in the past they made the mistake of letting us do business while the door was closed, and she ended up with her laying on her desk and her legs in the air. That’s the last time her father trusted her with a soundproof office.
Prequel on the way!
1:38 My what now?!
I love messing with scam callers. My uncle and I managed to keep a guy on the phone for an hour and some change and he was so pissed.
Great audio Xena.
Goodnight everyone.☕️
That's hilarious! Scam callers can be so annoying.
I am certain Xena`s spirit-animal is a cat. It just fits so well
I honestly try to deny this soo much ahaha
@@XenaAlexander Darling look at it from this side: IF the husbando/boyfriend application should not work out for whatever ungodly reason, you can open a carecenter for mid 40 year old Karens who don`t need no man and you can work in tandem with animal shelters to get every stray cat a nice home. You`ll become the Guardian-Cat so to say^^
With relationships everything is up in the air, the only thing you can do is your best and try make it work out.
Plus theres no shame is dating someone who literally is a fan, fans tend to already know how crazy or nutty you are and still wants you.
sad to hear it didn't work out that sucks anytime, hopefully that turns around; honestly when you travel for work it can stress relationships but who knows maybe you'll meet someone who wants to travel with you. fingers crossed also this was adorable as heck lovin it.
So gald you enjoyed the story babe!
Great audio (as always) and I can 100% see you doing the whole "Convention Hide and Seek" more than once.
Oh I HAVE STORIES
@@XenaAlexander please spill tea. ☕
@@XenaAlexanderThese We NEED To Hear
~The PervMaster
Your switching between affection to “Hi dad!” Was perfect, great work!
Had to keep it UA-cam approved
Anything that involves a cat/Neko girl is always something that will draw people’s attention but when lewd is also placed in the same sentence then that’s another story entirely, one thing that you can incorporate into your stories are innuendos (I’m not saying it’s a bad thing I’m just saying it’s very natural in how you incorporate them in your story, overall I love her and love the story and I can’t wait to see what you come up with next
Aww glad you like my sweet but dirty cat girl haha
Xena is just so damn adorable. This was very cute.
Thank you! I thought she was super cute too!
Thank you Xena this was a fun audio!
Glad you enjoyed it!
I've never seen Shallow Hal, but from what I know, that sounds more like Good Luck Chuck, and I share that sentiment; many of the women I've dated, the next person they got into a relationship with they ended up marrying. I was actually the best man at a couple of their weddings, and one of them had a concern that I'd end up in the position of 'always best man, never the groom.'
I did mix up the movie titles haha
You're audios are always the best Xena, thank you so much 🥰
Your appreciation means the world to me. Thank you for listening!
Come on guys! She's almost to 25k! Let's double that number asap!
OMG I would pass out if we doubled it!
2:32 OH MY GOD SHE SAID THE THING!!
I DID HAHAA
Hearing ur 'inspired by' end comments and seeing some announcements in the discord, i worry for you girl D:
Hope stuff is going well cuz it sounds like you've been through the wringer and back
Love the content
Therapy is a wonderous thing :P
@@XenaAlexander glad its going well
Lewd Rich Neko? You have my 100% undivided attention
RIGHT? Best girlfriend combo
@@XenaAlexander How are you by the way?
Leave it to xena to casually mention she dated a fan. Ooh boy the fan base is gonna have a field day with that one
Thanks for the audio xena ❤
I mean it didn't end well soooo hahaha.
Why do I find it cute when Nekos say Nya~
Because it is adorable
@@XenaAlexander apparently I heard that that’s how they meow in Japan actual cats
I was raised to be a gentleman. It's something I try to improve at everyday.
You are truly one of THE BEST gentlemen
The good old Pierogi. I wonder if he's polish because Pierogi is a dish in Poland that I always love to make at least once every two months and if there are some leftovers, I melt some butter on the pan and put some of them on it and let it fry a bit till they have round brown rings on them
Its one of my favorite dishes!
Really brilliant and amazing audio as always 🔥
Glad you enjoy it!
Hey Xena I just wanted to say thank you for your content it helps me get through the day especially when I’m having a rough day ❤❤
Aww so glad to put a smile on your cute face!
Why is that cat is so precious
Cause she is in love :P
Another awsome Audio Xena. funny thing about scam calls i either just hang up on them or i put on a foreign accent and well do whatever feel like saying
So glad you enjoyed the content sheb
Xena just keeps pumping out content, “content” and more content! Thanks a bunch, we all really appreciate but don’t feel like you NEED to please! Take care!
Hope you enjoyed the story darlin :)
@@XenaAlexander 🙇🏽♂️
Lucky listener. The closest I get to a neko helping me with the mortgage is during Halloween parties when my wife dresses as a catgirl. On the bright side, she keeps it on after the party because she knows I'm into it.🥰
Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Sounds like you are a lucky man
@@XenaAlexander 😆 So far.🤞🤞
A wonderful video. Enjoyed the heck out of it.major replay ability..now i have to stop before i drop my fadore.😅
Aww yay! That is high praise saying it is rewatchable
Oh she is a neko and pays my rent . she's a keeper
Who needs roommates when you have a rent-paying neko? Best of both worlds!
Meow
I can just imagine the scars on this guys back after their “Funtime”
No worse than any guy I get my irl claws into :P
@XenaAlexander as someone with a claw/scratching "thing" you had my curiosity. But now you have something else as well😂
Now the question is: does she get bitey?
@@furrystarcat there can be a variety of answers to getting bitey you might need to be more specific about it
You know what I stand by the man being pampered and not paying.... after I pay for this lot first, you know what maybe those, also that other stuff too.
Darn fathers always interrupting the conversation at the best moments.
Yeah the dad was a great comedic foil
I remember a time back when I first started out I was homeless for a year, I lved out of my 66 pontiac catalina. I kept the whole thing a secret. I paid for a gym membership so I could take a shower in the morning before work, did my clothes in the laundrymat, parked at varrious places at night to sleep. Was able to save my money and eventually get a place to stay.
Lived similarly at one point. Was simple but stressful
"That would make for a messed up story, wouldn't it ?" I see what you did there, Xena. 😉 While I get and appreciate the fact that you wanna help when I'm financially strapped. Let's not make a habit of it. Helping me out, i'm fine with. Supporting me completely is not what I want. I'll make it up to you with TONS of belly rubs & scritches tonight. See ya when you get home. (muah) 🤣 Very cute, Xena. Well done.
YOU CAUGHT IT HAHAHAA
I See Wedding 🔔S In This Couple's Future. 14:11
Very possible way to go
Super Soaker. Don't get more lewd then that!
Aww it is a struggle for sure haha!
Now tis, this appeals to my mail fantasies xd
aww, I do love the postal system :P
This is a very big W
So glad you enjoyed the story darlin!
@@XenaAlexander no problem😁
Always wondered if the Algorithmagator was smart enough to tell real comments from nonsense, good to know all the times I couldn't think of anything and just threw out the "Algorithm bait" comments still actually helped.
They do in fact help ALOT!
So cool.
Thank you cutie
It’s so lonely out here
Im sorry you feel that way darlin
Thank you for the Wonderful and Fabulous ASMR video Xena I hope you have a fantastic rest of your day and night 💗✨☺️😁💓
Thank you my cutie
Oh my gosh, she's an adorable mess trying to navigate an unprofessional conversation in a professional capacity. 😂
Thanks for the audio, Xena!
She is a bit scattered brained too haha!
I don't usually like nekos, but I'll make an exception this time :D
Aww glad to be your exception
B-uwu-tiful
B-uwu-tiful? Sounds like a new trend in beauty standards!
*feverishly taking notes.* Date....Xena....Then Find.....Love of Your Life.... Don't give me hope/ideas damnit xD
200% feel damned to be alone but those who I date, always find theirs
Thank you for paying my rent. If there is anything I can do to repay your generosity, let me know.
I can think of a few things if you are down ;)
@@XenaAlexanderSounds good to me, I’m down. 😉
Love your new video keep it up your awesome😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😺😺😺😺😺😺😺
So glad I could make something you enjoy love
Mildly curious/confused on one part...
During the kissing session that starts around 3:30, is the neko girl smooching the listener to calm him (or her) down? Or is the listener smooching the neko girl while loudly saying "thank you!" between smooches?
I suppose either one of those is viable. Personally, I'd like it to be the first one, but again either one of those could be plausible. Just a random thought that popped in my head while listening to this for the first time.
Good stuff all around! 😙
I like to leave such up to the listener to decide which they would prefer.
💜💜💜
THank you Big Sis
That explanation at the end explains why youtube keeps recomending me those stupid reddit stories despites I've insisted that I don't want them for months
Thank you, it's really good to know
MMHMMMM, if you interact at all (dislike and comment) it will absolutely take it as you want more
@@XenaAlexander I guess the best course of action is to just click "I'm not interested" on options?
Meowtastic video 👏
Nyaa, thank you darlin!
Omg Xena be careful please. You'll make me love you more than i already do hehe
Is that not the goal =o?
@@XenaAlexander YES! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
I would ask to move in together at this point
Honestly I would too, makes more sense
What an adorable kitty. Would date and pet. Meowsterful audio
Your comment made my day! I appreciate your support.
Algorithm go brrrrrr!
It seems like it! I havent seen this many comments this fast like ever!!!
Truly the purrfect sugar momma
And she can catNIP that rent in the bud :P
❤
Thank you babe!
you: hi Dad! We were talking about water guns. Me: Hah ha ha ah hah ah ha ha ......... Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Water guns always lead to hilarious conversations, don't they? Thanks for being part of the fun!
Hi Xena 👉👈
Howdy
Sorry had to flag the video for misleading cause this is impossible
(100% joking 😂)
That made me giggle haha
Dawww…
She is a cutie right?
Gods I wish... .·´¯`(>▂
In my dreams for sure too haha
Im happy im a person who knows how to handle his accounts and as well keep work and personal stuff separated, but only if i have to😜 but to be honest, if a girl was gonna pay my rent, better believe im gonna make dam sure i pay thay back up and cover the subscriptions too. Shit Xena being the perfect model gf/wife for 2024 ... Change my mind...
noooo Im just a silly girl making videos hahaha
@@XenaAlexander mmhhh that's what that all say. Jk 🤣
She is madness; a craving that I can't resist. My desire to lose myself in her, in her passion; leaving love notes upon her skin as I explore her every wish. To the Voice, The Grace, To You. Hope you are well Chula🌺
Sounds like you're ready to write the next great love story!
🙏🗿
Thank you void for always being here
@@XenaAlexander Maybe not always, but definitely when I can 👍
UwU
OMG I havent heard that phrase in soo long haha
💜💙🧡🤍
Thank you so much Spike
omfg guys she said "messed up stories"
this is like the dude saying "nope" and bailing in "Nope" lol
I went too meta there haha
𝐶𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑥 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 🦊
Thank you soo much Mack
_Neko Puts More Than Just a Dent on the Rent!_
Xena, you are such a generous soul! There is no need for you to write a check. You already live in our hearts rent free. Here’s to following your example and paying forward 🤍
Dent in the Rent OMG I love that!!!
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Thank you darlin
I'm feeling sick at the moment with a cold, and the only cure for it is some Xena ASMR, just as the Doctor prescribed ❤️🩹
Aww I hope you feel better soon darlin
@@XenaAlexander ☺️