Yeah, same here! I start melting at 21, we had 32 here a few weeks back, nowhere was safe. You know it's BAD when you cant even hide in the shadow. Awful. 18 degrees, that's where I thrive
@@raven0256 *vigorously snapping fingers* You fucking said it! I can't survive anything over 25°C and 17°/18°C is my temp! Thankfully, Ireland rarely surpasses 30°C
My house is currently (18 august) 27 celcius, whereas it was 30 the last *full* week. INSIDE the house! I mean, we had a few large rainfalls today and people were cheering and running around outside. Jesus fuck, this summer is too hot.
Nicky Chan what do you get when you cross a grandmother without grandchildren with a society filled with men in suits that might be murderers? I’ll tell you what you get. You get married, have a kid, and give me grand babies!
@@woodfur00 Yep... I live in America so that's what I thought immediately. But a mother from Italy would definitely think of Celsius first. That's why weather reports always specify the scale they're using. 38 °C is around 93 °F, I think.
I'm Danish, but this reminds me of my grandmother. "I'm glad to hear you are not a lesbian, because then you can find a man, and maybe have a child one day." She recently got hip surgery and she was on some meds and we had one of these conversation and in her med induced haze she asked me how big my boobs were, because, men like boobs.
@@MaxGreen111 I know, but she is old fashioned. Her problem isn't actually my sexuality, but her obsession with children... I've made it clear that I'm openminded, and I can sense that she would accept it if she had to. She knows it is not a choice. As for the boob comment, she was in a drug haze... She is not a bad person, but she grew up differently...
@@jamiececilielange5249 I see the humor in it...my grandmother and mom are kindof the same, I think. In a good way :) It's more lighthearted. Totally random fact bytheway, I know the Danish anthem. I only have trouble pronouncing the part of the valleys and hills. Greetings from the downstairs-neighbours, the Netherlands!
My mother: Put on a jacket if you are going outside. Me: Ma, I'm just taking the garbage out. Mom: It's COLD out there! Me: The trash cans are EIGHT FEET from the back door. Mom: Don't cry to me if you get sick! Me: Ma, I live in Tacoma. 48 degrees isn't cold to me. The trash cans are RIGHT OUTSIDE. I'm not cold! Mom: Yeah, well you LOOK cold. Put on a jacket.
My Dad used to sing, "Don't forget your cardi 'cause your mother might be cold!" every time I left the house, to tease her. I'm glad this isn't just limited to Jewish mothers. 😂
As an Italian, I find this sketch extremely HILARIOUS! Spot on! The accent needs a little bit of work, it sounds more Spanish than Italian, but the jokes are really funny.
My boyfriends family is italian and scottish. when i showed him this he was like "eh my moms not like that" and then we saw her later that day and she started acting just like her with trying to get his sister to start dating (only difference being she's not begging for grandkids just wants her daughter to find love) and he giggled to himself and said "ok i get it now" XD
Grew up with a southern mom and the “I know all your mothers.” line made me flinch a little, like I have a feeling Gloria, an imaginary Italian woman, knows who my mother is.
Holy shit, it all makes sense now. My family is italian and my Nonna is always so protective when my dad is sick (specially when he was just married until just a few years ago).
"And now we take our attention away from the newfound hatred of Daughters of Confederates in Miami to see the weather." "Welcome. In Miami, it's 70°. Slight chance of rain. For you it's warm but Sicilians are dying of hypothermia. It's the Sahara for Saint Olaf-" "O-oh but there was this one time in Saint Olaf it hit 80! We had to hide in Irving Smithee's freezer all day! My father almost got heatstroke!" "Wait until you learn about air conditioning, Rose."
so true, "put on your jacket!!" and i have to feel so much heat bcs i live in sicily, it's kinda the level of north africa... the sexism thing is partly true, especially from the elders, and the "let men be men" is true at the end, kinda extreme to be found but the "you can do whatever you want" is a constant, the concept of "behaving" is not as much strong, few responsible people
You know it’s bad when she goes “let’s she the weather” *its 38* Me : OOOooooh a nice warm daaay , Her : ITS TOO COLD. STAY INSIDE. xD New englanders United lol
@@goldflannel2968 I wouldn’t call 37 warm. I’d call it, “It better be an emergency, and you better be dying, to make me leave the basement of my house in this hellfire weather.”
Me an italian trying to understand why an american lady with a funny accent says that 38° is too cold: Is this some kind of joke I am too actually Italian to understand?
Ok for all the people saying it sounds nothing like an Italian American accent and more Hispanic... at no point does she say the mother is Italian-American. Just Italian. The daughter could be italian american but perhaps the mother is just Italian, perhaps an immigrant with a softened accent. But you know where the Hispanic accent comes from? The Spanish. What country is right next to Spain? Italy. Who put too much thought and effort into this comment? Me.
There's this thing, I don't know if you've heard about it, it's called the Mediterranean Sea, which is in between Spain and Italy. Spain and Italy do not share any land borders.
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“ Did you know about the women who got killed in the park?
She died. “
Berika • “did you hear about the woman who got killed on a date?
She died”
🤷♀️
Like 'em or hate 'em, she yellin' straight facts
Omg
did you hear the laugh after that line yikes 2:07
As a european, seeing 38° scares me for entirely different reasons
Yeah, same here! I start melting at 21, we had 32 here a few weeks back, nowhere was safe. You know it's BAD when you cant even hide in the shadow. Awful. 18 degrees, that's where I thrive
@@raven0256 *vigorously snapping fingers* You fucking said it! I can't survive anything over 25°C and 17°/18°C is my temp! Thankfully, Ireland rarely surpasses 30°C
My house is currently (18 august) 27 celcius, whereas it was 30 the last *full* week. INSIDE the house!
I mean, we had a few large rainfalls today and people were cheering and running around outside. Jesus fuck, this summer is too hot.
Germany had a 37° week in August.
@@lilac.2858 Disgusting. I hate it. Stop that now
Took me a while to realize they were talking about Fahrenheit and not celsius.
i only realized when it came to 75 xD i thought, yeah, for italy 38 could be considered cold if it needs to funny xD
I didn't realise it even at 75 XD I tought it was a joke
Sammmeee
io l'ho capito quasi subito
@@firby7341 38 in Italy it's hot as FUCK
"Mexican grandma does an Italian impression"
B Martinez 😂😂😂😂
Italian grandma does a Spanish impression
Spanish student tries to do Italian accent with Russian energy.
It's like she learned the accent from watching The Westside Story but copied the Sharks instead of the Jets.
Im getting female Scarface.
As an American with Italian heritage, this is accurate but she needs to mention food more often.
I heard food
Agreed.
This means you know nothing about Italy, shhh
"Are you hungry?"
"No thanks, I just came from lunch with..."
"You're too skinny! I'll make you some food."
"...Sure."
Shane “Are you hungry? I can take Bella’s feet out of the oven and báje you something nice”😇
I pray she becomes famous she deserves it
Absolutely, she is wildly talented.
*SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE FAMOUS SHE WANTS HER FUCKING GRANDCHILDREN*
lmao shes the female italian farmer michael
"here: warm
there: cold
stay inside"
has real bill wurtz energy
Bill wurtz :)
Didn't expect this crossover
@@Rylee_G Rylee G! Now it’s even more of a crossover!
A woman was killed in the park and you're laughing, you're laughing.
Wanna hear another joke about the grandchildless grandmother, Murray?
Nicky Chan what do you get when you cross a grandmother without grandchildren with a society filled with men in suits that might be murderers? I’ll tell you what you get. You get married, have a kid, and give me grand babies!
I heard about that. I think she died
as an italian, this accent is much more spanish to me?
Phantasy Mist it is, I also thought a bit arabic
As a latin person I thought so too. It's almost cholo abuela accent lol
eh infatti lo e', io non lo posso sopportare affatto
Yeah I'm american and I heard more Spanish
I thought so too.
Her accent needs work but the jokes are spot on
Just call it a Mexican grandmother and it'll be fine
@@ElusiveTy y’know what they say. People are alike all over.
I just find it hilarious that the Italian mother sees "38°" and doesn't immediately think "That's way too hot!" (But in her amazing accent.)
Fahrenheit
@@woodfur00 Yep... I live in America so that's what I thought immediately. But a mother from Italy would definitely think of Celsius first. That's why weather reports always specify the scale they're using.
38 °C is around 93 °F, I think.
Trey Atkins Oh that's a good point.
Trey Atkins Oh, so normal then.
(I live in Arizona.)
@@trickytreyperfected1482
She's an Italian mother but I'd assume she was raised in New York.
I'm Danish, but this reminds me of my grandmother.
"I'm glad to hear you are not a lesbian, because then you can find a man, and maybe have a child one day."
She recently got hip surgery and she was on some meds and we had one of these conversation and in her med induced haze she asked me how big my boobs were, because, men like boobs.
oh?? A Dane?? My people!
@@orchidax3081 Hello :)
Aw that’s not nice :(
@@MaxGreen111 I know, but she is old fashioned. Her problem isn't actually my sexuality, but her obsession with children...
I've made it clear that I'm openminded, and I can sense that she would accept it if she had to.
She knows it is not a choice.
As for the boob comment, she was in a drug haze...
She is not a bad person, but she grew up differently...
@@jamiececilielange5249 I see the humor in it...my grandmother and mom are kindof the same, I think. In a good way :)
It's more lighthearted. Totally random fact bytheway, I know the Danish anthem. I only have trouble pronouncing the part of the valleys and hills.
Greetings from the downstairs-neighbours, the Netherlands!
This absolutely killed me, Tuesday: No grandchildren. I laughed so hard I choked.
Rumor has it she STILL doesn't have any grandkids
There is a possibility of (baby) showers at the end of the week!
Oh ma god das CRAZY!
“Italian mother does amazing Tony Montana impression”
Still very funny stuff
My mother: Put on a jacket if you are going outside. Me: Ma, I'm just taking the garbage out. Mom: It's COLD out there! Me: The trash cans are EIGHT FEET from the back door. Mom: Don't cry to me if you get sick! Me: Ma, I live in Tacoma. 48 degrees isn't cold to me. The trash cans are RIGHT OUTSIDE. I'm not cold! Mom: Yeah, well you LOOK cold.
Put on a jacket.
This is my mother...in 65 weather.
My Dad used to sing, "Don't forget your cardi 'cause your mother might be cold!" every time I left the house, to tease her.
I'm glad this isn't just limited to Jewish mothers. 😂
"if you live in california, DON GO OUTSIDE" man i really felt that :( rip fires
As an Italian, I find this sketch extremely HILARIOUS! Spot on! The accent needs a little bit of work, it sounds more Spanish than Italian, but the jokes are really funny.
How did you get my mother on stage?
Richard Duryea omg I read that as Richard Diarrhea
This is the greatest form of comedy
Did you hear about the audience that laughed till they died coz the sketch was too funny?
They died.
I went into this with low expectations and came out wanting a sequel
2:07 who let the Kookaburra in.
It sounded like Janice from friends
My boyfriends family is italian and scottish. when i showed him this he was like "eh my moms not like that" and then we saw her later that day and she started acting just like her with trying to get his sister to start dating (only difference being she's not begging for grandkids just wants her daughter to find love) and he giggled to himself and said "ok i get it now" XD
"And now you will listen to me because now I am all of your mothers"
I love the fact that there are automaticly generated Spanish subtitles-
-well done accent-
Oh my god she’s amazing!
Italian mothers would get along great with southern mothers. they have so much in common!
Grew up with a southern mom and the “I know all your mothers.” line made me flinch a little, like I have a feeling Gloria, an imaginary Italian woman, knows who my mother is.
2:53 "Showers. But not a baby shower because I still don't have grandkids!"
I have an Italian grandma and when I stay at her house this is basically how she acts
This has got to be one of the funniest ones I have watched. Bravo!
*Grandmōther,I* *do* *not* *feel* *the* *cōld.allow* *me* *outside.*
This is totally inaccurate.
An Italian mom is even more protective towards males xD
If a male son wanna go out there is NO WAY he can.
As compared to a female son lol
Holy shit, it all makes sense now. My family is italian and my Nonna is always so protective when my dad is sick (specially when he was just married until just a few years ago).
Somehow in this day and age, your expression 'male son' makes sense. This would not be so in nonna's time. But we have to let a male man be a man 😁
Cause they expect the son to do more dangerous stuff
She's honestly my favorite writer/actress on this channel.
she went outside and became sick hits differently from the last time I watched this.
she looks like her eyes are desperately scanning the crowd for offended nonnas
The blizzard tips killed me
She’s always brilliant
2:25 . . . Lost it and then i realize my mother is just like this.
Why does she have a puerto rican accent tho?
Because this is no-talent improv.
@@grandyeetburgersupreme558 how do u see this and say no talent
@@angelsighting It's not funny. The only laughing going on is from the other improv comics who were performing that night.
Grand Yeet Burger Supreme very obviously not improv
@@grandyeetburgersupreme558 it's not improv in the description it says who it's written by
Anyone else getting Esteban vibes?
i thought that said epstein and i was very concerned..
This is more Spanish accent than Italian
Sarah is so damn talented.
Dude, I'm half Cuban, this sounds more like MY grandma than an Italian one. But, hey, same energy
This is exactly what my Italian grandmother sounds like XD
Not sure why this was in my recommended, but just what I needed before work. Thank you very much. 😸
This is as close as we’re getting to Sophia from golden girls doing the news forecast
"And now we take our attention away from the newfound hatred of Daughters of Confederates in Miami to see the weather."
"Welcome. In Miami, it's 70°. Slight chance of rain. For you it's warm but Sicilians are dying of hypothermia. It's the Sahara for Saint Olaf-"
"O-oh but there was this one time in Saint Olaf it hit 80! We had to hide in Irving Smithee's freezer all day! My father almost got heatstroke!"
"Wait until you learn about air conditioning, Rose."
I love her accent.
so true, "put on your jacket!!" and i have to feel so much heat bcs i live in sicily, it's kinda the level of north africa... the sexism thing is partly true, especially from the elders, and the "let men be men" is true at the end, kinda extreme to be found but the "you can do whatever you want" is a constant, the concept of "behaving" is not as much strong, few responsible people
I'm Italian and laughing my ass off lmao
she said 38 degrees and my european ass was like wtf that's hot as shit.
She's brilliant
As a Canadian for the first 2 minutes I was like wtf it's hot out but than I realized it was in Fahrenheit not Celsius 😐
There are some definite JonTron qualities to her and this skit.
You know it’s bad when she goes “let’s she the weather” *its 38* Me : OOOooooh a nice warm daaay , Her : ITS TOO COLD. STAY INSIDE. xD New englanders United lol
Warm? You call 38 warm?
@@wren5962 Wouldn't u? I survived a whole week were the average weather was 37°, I could almost feel my skin melting
@@goldflannel2968 I wouldn’t call 37 warm. I’d call it, “It better be an emergency, and you better be dying, to make me leave the basement of my house in this hellfire weather.”
As someone with circulation problems putting my feet in the oven doesn’t sound half bad
ha ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAH. *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
2:06 lol what kind of laugh was that
Did someone turn on a water sprinkler??
I feel called out
It’s Janice from friends
2:07 that fucking trill laugh I'm dead
Does anyone else hear that Janice from Friends laugh at 2:07?
She reminds me of the grandma from one day at a time on Netflix.
As an Italian this is so accurate
I love this channel lmao
"Did you hear about the woman who died in the park?
She died"
Italian moms and russian babushkas are very similar apparently
Still crying from 'let a man be a man'
So I'm Aussie Italian.
To me she sounds more Mexican than Italian. But the Nonna energy is there.
This is better than anything SNL ever did
We need this woman to tell people to stay inside for Covid
the lights came on and i completely lost it
Honestly I think this is probably funnier thinking in Celsius
as an italian I can confirm EVERY SINGLE THING she said
I wish I got to meet my great grandma so I could have a good thing to judge this on
okay this was extra funny bc px 11 is my local news station 😭😭
She’s someone that could be on madtv she’s hilarious
Bro I thought 38 degrees was Celsius and I freaked out because she said it was freezing!
I’d watch the weather if it was done by an Italian grandma
That’s the most Spanish sounding Italian accent I’ve heard 😂
When you realize that al Pacino was channeling and old Italian woman for scarface
Me an italian trying to understand why an american lady with a funny accent says that 38° is too cold:
Is this some kind of joke I am too actually Italian to understand?
She means Fahrenheit. 38°F is 3°C.
as an australian i looked an the weather and read it as celcius, infinitly funnier
This reminded me of the mom from The Nanny X)
38° is middly warm here in south Spain lol
This is fucking brilliant😂❤️
1:41 Joker in the audience
Sarah Smallwood Parsons THE GOD
2:07 Is that Janice laughing in the audience?
i thought 38 degrees was to could was a joke, then i realized it wasn't Celcius
Ok for all the people saying it sounds nothing like an Italian American accent and more Hispanic... at no point does she say the mother is Italian-American. Just Italian. The daughter could be italian american but perhaps the mother is just Italian, perhaps an immigrant with a softened accent. But you know where the Hispanic accent comes from? The Spanish. What country is right next to Spain? Italy. Who put too much thought and effort into this comment? Me.
There's this thing, I don't know if you've heard about it, it's called the Mediterranean Sea, which is in between Spain and Italy. Spain and Italy do not share any land borders.
@@eddie-roo my bad, I misspoke. By "right next to", I meant "really fucking close to".
DONNA GO OUSIDE...🤣🤣🤣
I thought she was going to do the predictions based on different aching joints.
This is Italian with a strong American dialect.
Lovely!
She sounds like Scarface. (An Italian-American doing a Cuban accent.)
Californian, can confirm 75 degrees is cold here
...38 degrees.
*laughs in European*
You heard the Woman I see you... DON’T GO OUTSIDE,!!!!!!!!!!
This was written after a conversation with mom
Bellisima! Molto bellisima!