My wife every Christmas
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- Just a compilation of all the things my wife does and says every single Christmas as acted out by me, her husband. Love you, babe!
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Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 3 kids and over 300+ videos. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.
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I’m sorry it’s the fact that he’s actually in a Target store w that wig and sweater kills me.
😂😂😂
Well, it is Target, and they support Trans rights, so...
I didn't realize until he interacted with that lady.
@@thenorthman1776 It's funny.
My thoughts exactly! 😆
"My ovaries are tingling...Honey, I DON'T have a headache" 🤣
😭😭💀💀
The one line we husbands LONG to hear.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ MrFloppy19
Sounds like your wife isn’t healthy and lost her libido, she doesn’t respect you, she is lesbian, she is cheating on you, or she only married you to secure her future because the wall hit and she got desperate and didn’t wanna be alone.
Breaking news: Man rushes into Target screaming "My wife doesn't have a headache!".
Reports also say there was a line of men giving him high fives.
@Lowgaen Schmidt Absolutely love that scene :D
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest thing is that by the time i read this there was 69 likes 🤣🤣🤣
“…round and full of cookies!” That’s me!!!🤣🤣
I love how 0:32 alludes to the "Husbands of Target" video!
💯
As someone who adores babies and dearly misses when my son was little, the "my ovaries are tingling" killed me!! A mom never forgets those sweet, nostalgic memories of having a baby! I can confirm that 20 years later, I still could easily stop and burst into tears in the baby section of a store, lol.
“I’m such a coffee snob” packs basket with flavored non dairy creamers. Haha
I just bought a mug that "felt great" but at Walgreens. Hahaha
Realistic
Oooooh they're non dairy?? That changes everything for me, I need to find them online. :D I don't live in America but could see myself loving these, now if I understood your comment right and there are vegan ones of these coffee creamers, I'll find a way to get them shipped. 😁
I agree on the creamer! Love the Cremora Mississippi Mud Pie flavor! Sells out too fast. Im going to need to become friends with the stocker! 🌞👍
“ if it’s not in the attic it’s in the garage, if it’s not in the garage it’s in the basement and if it’s not in the basement it’s at target”
My fave line... Always answer like this to my husband. I can't understand why men can't find things easily. Why they have to ask, it's his home. He should know better... 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaa YEESSSS!!!!! 😂🤣😭
@@TheKaniamania Drive's me crazy. Why don't know where everything lives in their own home? Also when I send my husband grocery shopping he just buys random brands and I cannot for the life of me understand how he doesn't know what we eat 😂
@@anarchist_parable agree, never let men do the grocery. My husband always buys random brand and stuff. Even if we didn't need that. I remember that someday one biggest supermarket in our town got bankrupt so they gave big discount. But it was scam. He back with plenty of can sardines and food containers with 12x higher price than normal. We already had more food containers than we should.
or end it with "if it's not in the attic then you must have lost it or not put it where I told you all the christmas stuff goes"
"You're not getting that...I've got a headache." Wow, I laughed out loud at that one when I got it.
Me too!! 😂😂😂
Same omg he loves her so much it's so precious
The fact that he was talking to a random lady at target with the sweater and wig Lmao she must’ve been so confused
“I have a headache” line is just too funny 😂😂
When you are on a first name basis with the target employees kill me.
Now she can dress her new baby in the santa outfit! 😂 This is so cute.
It's like you predicted the future!
And her new, new Baby
@@ashleyelliott444 I know! Hahaha
Every husband's favorite words. "I don't have a headache" 🤣
my grandma every Christmas “I’ll take the bag sweetie.” Folds the bag and paper neatly “I can use it again.” Haha love these videos.
My family any holiday or birthday
Your grandma is a good, responsible person to the world. 😊
This is still my favorite skit from this channel 🤣
I can just imagine the looks you got walking around Target in that get up...
If people know what's good for them they will ignore the situation, all the stupid PC crud in the news and dumb "progressive" initives the wannabe overlords.... oops politicians are pushing
First of all it's Target, A very progressive company in which I have seen many LGBTQ persons and crossdressers working and shopping there. Not very many people would bat an eye about a man in a wig. Secondly aren't they in California?
They probably know him. Most of his skits are at target 🤣
I think I've watched this a dozen times and still get a laugh out of it. Very funny.
When I need a pick me up!!!!
I can hear your wife's voice and see her face all throughout this video- you guys are the best
I'm crying so much from laughter! Ugh I'm such a coffee snob then proceeds to load the cart with creamer! Dying! All of it. so so good!
Haha the cookie! “I’ll be strong this year…ok just one little bite.” Spits it out! Totally done that
Dude Dad is just the best thing on the internet "snoopy snooperson"😂😂😂"Let's move to the country and buy a berry farm"😂😂😂
Don’t look at how many times I’ve watched this one, I just love it.
He actually went to Target with that wig on😂😂😂..
I’ve never laughed so hard, I think my favorite was the Christmas cookie.
I can relate to that situation. 😬
0:50 “Honey, what do you want for Christmas?”
0:52 “Well, you’re not gettin’ that, I have a headache!”
If he ain't helping around the house he's not getting my cookies!
@@meganroberts8721 If he aint getting your cookies, you don't get his help.
@@aarongrefer2918 You’re not obligated to give your man sex for help around the house. If you both live there, you’re both responsible for the upkeep of that house.
@@HoppingHoudini Love making is not something to withhold to get compliance nor is it something to be obligated to take part in. I assume the first comment was just a silly joke, not intended to be taken seriously; so I made a similar one. Either comment, if taken seriously would be extremely immature behavior. The fact I've got multiple women that can't see the hypocrisy of seeing one as immature and not the other is concerning. You're missing out if you think sex is anything but a beautiful and wonderful and pleasurable thing for two people in marriage to enjoy.
@@aarongrefer2918 if you're refusing to do your share of the housework to pressure someone into doing it with you that isn't beautiful
Omg!! Your wife must be a super good sport!! Anyways love it!!!
She does him too
"Honey... I don't have a headache..."😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“No, you’re gonna be strong this year”…me, that’s me 😂🤣
This NEVER gets OLD😂🎄
Classic.
“Save the bag” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glad I’m not the only one
This is my favorite one out of ALL of them
“Snoopy snooperson!” LMAO
“Why would I need a coupon for something I can get for free whenever I want it” 😂😂😂😂
The your going to be strong this year made me fall over😂😂😂
I have to say the women at the target seeing him in the wagon and silly Christmas sweater. I can’t stop laughing.
.....Honey... I DON'T have a headache.... killed me!!!!!
Oh my goodness, he nailed it! So many of these I have done and said to my husband around Christmas time!
They never have good mugs when I go to Target... I want the All Mama Wants Is a Silent Night mug and I ain't even a mom!
Where's the lie or exaggeration! COMPLETELY ON POINT. If one doesn't wife this way at Christmas... Well I don't know what to tell ya! 🎄❤️🎄
This is hands down my favorite!
That last line would never happen in my marriage. My wife has had a terrible headache since our wedding night 9 years ago…(psst, please kill me).
Keep her the FUCK away from birth control buddy. Sendin prayers
Rip
I just heard a new one last week. "Hey babe, the laundry has about 30 more min before i have to switch it over to the dryer, you want to.......?" Ahh gotta love married life
First dude dad video I ever saw. Still so funny
This is hilarious. I am like this so much during Christmas 🤣
I think I'm proud... I just asked my husband to take me to Hobby lobby to buy Christmas stuff... He just replied with 'I have a headache!' lol
So glad I spent the 20 dollars on the Fraser fir 😂
Have a little coffee with that creamer. My favorite:Peppermint Mocha.
Mee too.
Lol I love everytime I ever watch your videos and you're in target, it's always Judy. Lmao I'd laugh if there was a staff member named Judy that would hear you and ask if you need help 🤣
He should make one about grandma's house
Loved when she aimlessly poured coffee creamer while watching computer screen and put in too much!
love your videos! 😂❤️❤️
This remains my favourite Xmas video!!
I feel like I’m seeing my future self where I will go to Target so much to the point I know an employee or more there 😂
Lmao this is extremely accurate 😂😂😂
“If they lose that berry farm, ima lose my sh*t” 🤣
Still holds up 3 years later.
Yo did a good work on the Christmas show thank you
The coffee creamer lmao! You guys are awesome!! Or "oh my ovaries are tingling" lmao
I literally went "It's christmas...GEE" to my man last night😂🤦🏼♀️
I feel personally attacked by the scene of him dumping all that flavored creamer in the coffee. 😂
Snoopy , snooperson, lol!!!
Also peeped that Bible verse Joshua 1: 9🙏🏾
I'm totally the one never decorating the back of the tree nobody going to see it
Me too
Omg this is adorable ❤
My sister is obsessed with Christmas decorations. Geez. 😅
I went to Croatia for Christmas break 2019. This video is hysterical
Definitely not enough Xmas lights on that tree lol
The way he poured the creamer😭
You look just like your wife in that wig. Got her mannerisms down perfectly!
“My ovaries are tingling”.😂
This is so accurately me😭 and my poor wife is the one waiting and listen to it all😂😂
I've been personally attacked.
The ending was an omen..;)
Snoopy snooperson!!!
These are too amazing 🤣🤣🤣😍😍
He really went to Target dressed like that 😂
This kinda my mom in a way and kinda me lol I love Christmas
My overlies are tingling!! 😅😂
😂😂😂he needs to stop with that reindeer riding in the front of the cart 🛒
These are great!!!
I love my minimalist Christmas tree. White twinkle lights and a skirt that's it! I still have it up! If snow is still on the menu, I want my tree.
My ovaries are tingling!!! Hilarious
Omg this corresponds with the husbands of target video! 😂
i neeeed that christmas sweater giraffes are my fav 🥺🥺😩🤍
"I wish we were the kind of family who did fun things like that" should be my next tattoo. Ooh family tattoos?? No, wait..
Who drinks that much coffee creamer?!
My husband. At coffee hour at church I ask if he wants some coffee with his creamer.
I have that cup…..omg 😅
This is sooooo funny!!!!
Peppermint. Yes. I love peppermint.
My mother is the complete opposite, She HATES decorating for Christmas XD
Lol, I know this is old stuff but dang!
Damn! Roasted 😂
This is me but with Halloween 🎃
SHE LOVE TARGET THOUGH. 😃😃😃😊😁😁😳
0:36 foreshadowing of target husbands
My ovaries are tingling 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious
are you embarrassed making video at target? i am a shy person, cant imagine wearing a wig and videoing myself at public place 😂
Wishful thinking there at the end....let me know how that works out for you. 😁
Idk make a friend 😂 legit