My wife and I had an entire dinner date quietly just so we could listen to a girl go through her man’s phone at the table next to us. We still talk about that date. Good times.
My roommate and his girlfriend would get into loud arguments in the room next to me and whenever that happened I would mute whatever I was doing and just sit in my bed and soak in all the drama.
My favorite is listening to families fight on vacation. Saw a great one while at Disney World last year. Sat on a bench across from them for almost 30 minutes. It was so good.
My roommates upstairs argue ALL the time I like to chime in when I can, like "Yeah!😠" or an "oooo shit😗" they get SO fucking mad at me for it, and I'm like "other people live here too if you can't calmly talk it out the neither of you are ready to resolve it" to which they say "fuck you Dave" or something I fucking love it, it's better than Nation Geographic lol
Haha this is the perfect troll move because like, you're so not wrong they can't really get THAT mad about it lol I did something similar to people who would stop having stupidly loud sex until 4am. When I saw sun coming up I was like "ok, time to mess with these people". They were so shocked anyone could even hear them which is wild because it was stupid loud 😂
My neighbors were arguing over the phone back in the day and it came across on our cordless phone as i was about to make a call. It turned into a 1 hour radio drama my wife and i were glued to.
My neighbors are a couple and they are ALWAYS fighting. One time she even screamed 'help help someone call the police!' Its always boner inspiring and exciting.
I had an mp3 player once with a super sensitive built in microphone. If you put the earphones in and turned the mic on you could legit hear so much more than normal, including people arguing around you. Was like having a very mild superpower.
Single mother and her teenage son that live in the apartment below me get into some arguments. I'll lay on my floor with my ear to the ground sometimes. He's threatened to quit school, she's threatened to throw him out. From what I've gathered, they're both in the wrong most of the time
Yeah I love that shit too!! The best was an argument between a Middle Eastern guy and a deaf Jamaican guy on a city bus last summer!! I was smiling the whole time.
Oof those are the BEST! I used to live in a condo with an attached garage that shared a wall with this couple so my husband can’t find me for like an hour and he opens the door to our garage stairwell and sees me just sitting on the stairwell listening to our neighbors just GOIN AT IT! 😂
I live in a tourist town and we like to drive around and look out for couples fighting. Couples fighting in the campgrounds is some of the most fun to watch. Sometimes we'll yell ,fighting, and point at them.
Childhood shit gets me all nervous or angry if I hear fighting BUT the drama is gratifying to hear. I'm always torn do I stay and have a bad time but watch it live or just wait for the reviews to come out?
I caught the end of an argument in a bank parking lot the other day. The last sentence of the fight: “Do you want to stop talking shit about my dad, or do you want to walk home with a black eye?”😮
I love listening to arguments BUT i'm also not above arguing in public. its the best tbh. plus the shame that comes afterwards just makes me feel alive. 8[
I remember me and my cousin walking to the store once, high as shit. We happened upon a homeless couple arguing, so we decided to eavesdrop on them for a while, before sneaking up on them and yelling at them through a traffic cone. Scared the one hobo, and his girlfriend burst out laughing at his reaction. Completely defused the situation, and bought them some snacks from the store for their troubles 🤙
I just saw an argument at the bar yesterday that was amazing. I saw a guy passed out, face down on the bar, around 4:00 in the afternoon. It was just him and me & the bartender had to run to the back or something, so i said, "You doing alright over there, brother?". He looked up and said, while motioning to the woman behind him who's playing video poker, "Just waiting for the shitshow."! That's when she heard & I saw her angery eyes. It was incredible after that. I don't want to go through it all but i had front row seats to a fairly epic & personal screaming match between these two people.
I overheard a woman arguing and complaining loudly on the phone about her brother being transferred to a different federal prison.......now it's really going to put her out to visit him.
Another tip, if I want to watch someone in public without suspicion I pull up the camera on my phone and hold the phone to my face so they think I'm just playing with my phone
Oh those are the best. Had a good one last Summer, the cops came to take a neighbor away after a domestic with his methed out wife (he got arrested for "breaking his own shit"). I was listening from the cut while all the neighbors were just standing on their porches. That really pissed him off as he yelled "everybody enjoying the fuckin show!?!" That's when I lost it.
I have two gay black neighbors and their fights are the best part of living here. I put a cup against the wall to hear better. Every time I think there’s a chance this is the day they start throwing knives or maybe take a shot at each other and it comes through the wall, but if that’s how I die, I’ll die with a smile.
My boyfriend swears I'm making him fat by making sure that he eats good (he was a typical single guy before we got together and not eating much lol) so now that he's fat, and we're also poor as shit, it would be awesome if he got some of Tom's fat man clothes, if he has more clothes to give away. Also, I'm a fat poor b*tch so if Christina has some big b*tch clothes she would like to give to the fat and poor, I'm your girl! Love you guys! 😁
I love to hear the neighbs yelling/fighting and let it go on. If it’s late enough at night, I walk outside and yell at them to keep it down. Then, both parties are mad at me and I point the firearm at them. Good times.
I feel when I ease drop on arguments and i feel everyone feels this way, but I feel like a james bond spy if there on the phone and you have to predict or decipher what the person on the other end is saying. And like what it's about. Its sooo amazing.
Ah dude if I knew how much you loved eavesdropping, I would've recorded a fight that happened a couple nights ago in my neighborhood that ended in an arrest and sent it to you.
@@sportingsamuel212 I live in a quiet neighborhood, I hear shit like that I close my door and go inside. If the Cameras catch something, ill give it to the cops.. Hahaha.
If you're not in a crowded area, but you really wanna get close, that's when you pull out the blind glasses and the stick and pretend you also can't hear.. That's something I could imagine Tom would be great. :p
i dont process seeing other argue well. i literally never saw my mother & father argue a single time. she would yell at us kids, or my dad would hit us with his belt if we were bad, like when i fractured my older brothers skull with a tree limb, but they never argues among themselves. my first girlfriend CONSTANTLY argued with her parents, & i mean full out fight argument. Her step father actually threw their front screen door out to the driveway & hit my shitbox '82 Dodge reliant. I would get so nervous, id go in the basement & just wait it out like a hurricane.
I used to work for two lesbians that were a couple. They fought viciously every few hours. I finally got sick of their shit and I grabbed my stuff and walked out forever.
My wife and I had an entire dinner date quietly just so we could listen to a girl go through her man’s phone at the table next to us. We still talk about that date. Good times.
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It’s true, I love listening to arguments.
My roommate and his girlfriend would get into loud arguments in the room next to me and whenever that happened I would mute whatever I was doing and just sit in my bed and soak in all the drama.
Ah. I've been the roommate having the loud fights... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ it sucks!! Lol
Gaming With This Guy You’re one of the worst types of people to live with/around if that’s the case lol
Lol I do the exact same thing
Me tooo!!
@@FGTRTD24 when the girl wants to fight.. theres very little guys can do
I love watching people that are unwell
im gay
There's so much pleasure in hearing people angry or upset and knowing it's not you
Yea it's like oh cool it's finally not me getting yelled at someone else is getting shit housed!
OnlyFans. But its just public arguments.
It's called World Star
@@HowDz2 world star is so 2002. It’s Facebook now. Karens love that shit lol
Look up parents at little league games, fantastic
@@HowDz2 lmao my thoughts exactly!
Public freakouts unleashed on UA-cam. You’re welcome
My favorite is listening to families fight on vacation. Saw a great one while at Disney World last year. Sat on a bench across from them for almost 30 minutes. It was so good.
Happiest place on earth has the best arguments. Seen two good ones with my family two months ago
if your arguments are this loud, they’re clearly public domain to be recorded
Is it even eavesdropping if you have no choice but to listen?
My roommates upstairs argue ALL the time I like to chime in when I can, like "Yeah!😠" or an "oooo shit😗" they get SO fucking mad at me for it, and I'm like "other people live here too if you can't calmly talk it out the neither of you are ready to resolve it" to which they say "fuck you Dave" or something I fucking love it, it's better than Nation Geographic lol
Duuuuuuuude. Hahahaha
Haha this is the perfect troll move because like, you're so not wrong they can't really get THAT mad about it lol I did something similar to people who would stop having stupidly loud sex until 4am. When I saw sun coming up I was like "ok, time to mess with these people". They were so shocked anyone could even hear them which is wild because it was stupid loud 😂
That’s hilarious, that’s totally me
Hahahahahaha this is the absolute best. It's the "FUCK YOU, DAVE" that finally sent me 🤣
“Hes never this happy around us” this shouldnt shock you christina
Yes!
Fr!!! No offense to her but he could do waaaaay better
Are you going to have a 2021 slam dunk contest Tom ?
idk why but I doubt it
Hahahahaha salt in the wound
God no the aftermath of that would be worse than a mortal kombat fatality
This is the best comment of any YMH clip ever.
I absolutely love this too!! I used to record my neighbors fights audio and video and just rewatch them!! I just love it!
My neighbors were arguing over the phone back in the day and it came across on our cordless phone as i was about to make a call.
It turned into a 1 hour radio drama my wife and i were glued to.
My neighbors are a couple and they are ALWAYS fighting. One time she even screamed 'help help someone call the police!' Its always boner inspiring and exciting.
WILD
It's fun to listen to but I don't think it's sexually exciting lol
It gives me Lumber 👌
Cool story.
@@joekeller8936 make no mistake cuz
Hope you’re healing up Tom, lots of love from Canada ❤️
Love the arguments, keep up the hilarious posts
I love watching people talk from far away and dubbing them, making up what they're saying
I like to put my earphones in but on mute so I can keep listening to the argument
This is the go to
I had an mp3 player once with a super sensitive built in microphone. If you put the earphones in and turned the mic on you could legit hear so much more than normal, including people arguing around you. Was like having a very mild superpower.
I love over hearing arguments… AS LONG AS IT DOESNT LAST TOO LONG 😂
I wonder who WAN the argument
juan
As a Hispanic, this is inherently true.
One of the main reasons I listen to Stern. Great arguments.
I fucking love how much you can tell Tom and Christina love each other.
Cannot forget the classic argument at a bar of a boyfriend getting bitched out by his girlfriend. Watched one the other night. Pure joy.
Single mother and her teenage son that live in the apartment below me get into some arguments. I'll lay on my floor with my ear to the ground sometimes. He's threatened to quit school, she's threatened to throw him out. From what I've gathered, they're both in the wrong most of the time
Single mother with a teenage son. As a former teenage boy I feel so bad for single mothers.
My neighbors argue and fight all the time. Me and my girl listen in everytime.
Yeah same, we used to laugh n then saw they had kids one day n it ain’t funny no mo
Right on Tom...its good entertainment !!
You two are so well suited for each other 😂
well yeah they’re sibling
Husband and wife
Yeah I love that shit too!! The best was an argument between a Middle Eastern guy and a deaf Jamaican guy on a city bus last summer!! I was smiling the whole time.
Oof those are the BEST! I used to live in a condo with an attached garage that shared a wall with this couple so my husband can’t find me for like an hour and he opens the door to our garage stairwell and sees me just sitting on the stairwell listening to our neighbors just GOIN AT IT! 😂
The last time I was this early, it was me arguing
Only time you don't enjoy eavesdropping an argument is when it happens 4am outside your window.
2:50 that was literally ryan sickler
I live in a tourist town and we like to drive around and look out for couples fighting. Couples fighting in the campgrounds is some of the most fun to watch. Sometimes we'll yell ,fighting, and point at them.
Same i like to try to see why they arguing its like tryin to solve a mystery putting pieces together with watever their yelling 😆
Kudos to Tom for staying in shape while his arm and leg were wrapped up. Quite the feat when your practically encouraged to be immobile.
Childhood shit gets me all nervous or angry if I hear fighting BUT the drama is gratifying to hear. I'm always torn do I stay and have a bad time but watch it live or just wait for the reviews to come out?
Cps eyes when tbuns went full black guy voice was hilarious
I remember being excited that my daughter had just said her first words and almost immediately shushing 🤫 her to listen in on the neighbors arguing 😆
I caught the end of an argument in a bank parking lot the other day. The last sentence of the fight: “Do you want to stop talking shit about my dad, or do you want to walk home with a black eye?”😮
I’m surprised Tom wasn’t holding a vacuum following the argument like that meme 😂
Tom in the thumbnail got me 💀
Whenever that happen i enter the conversation and i pick a side.... Funniest thing on earth dude
Same. And I always pick the side of their carbon monoxide detector malfunctioning while they're both asleep.
@@avedic what
Ah Tommy brought out the Ryan Sickler voice @ 2:52
I love the fights or drama also fun.
I love listening to arguments BUT i'm also not above arguing in public. its the best tbh. plus the shame that comes afterwards just makes me feel alive.
8[
In South Philly this a daily occurrence and no one even notices really. We just go about our shitty lives.
Awww try to move somewhere less shittty
Imagine hearing your own voice and realizing it was your argument
I love having a good public argument.
I remember me and my cousin walking to the store once, high as shit. We happened upon a homeless couple arguing, so we decided to eavesdrop on them for a while, before sneaking up on them and yelling at them through a traffic cone.
Scared the one hobo, and his girlfriend burst out laughing at his reaction. Completely defused the situation, and bought them some snacks from the store for their troubles 🤙
Yea this never happened
@@Dr.SamLoomis Did too.
Ruined a perfectly good story buying them snacks.
And then everyone clapped
I just saw an argument at the bar yesterday that was amazing. I saw a guy passed out, face down on the bar, around 4:00 in the afternoon. It was just him and me & the bartender had to run to the back or something, so i said, "You doing alright over there, brother?". He looked up and said, while motioning to the woman behind him who's playing video poker, "Just waiting for the shitshow."! That's when she heard & I saw her angery eyes. It was incredible after that. I don't want to go through it all but i had front row seats to a fairly epic & personal screaming match between these two people.
Tom is the Bryan Mills of public arguments - he will find them, and he will eavesdrop
😂😂
The French Quarter is my favorite place to catch the middle of an argument lol. If you know, you know 😂
The thumbnail is funny as fuck lmaooooo
To has the best facial expressions.
Tom : i have a certain set of skills..
@9:31 plenty needed to hear that Tom, blame the L'Oréal ads
I overheard a woman arguing and complaining loudly on the phone about her brother being transferred to a different federal prison.......now it's really going to put her out to visit him.
I work at a vehicle impound in my city. All we get is the worst people in society. Tom should come to work for a day 😂
All up in the chisme 😅
Another tip, if I want to watch someone in public without suspicion I pull up the camera on my phone and hold the phone to my face so they think I'm just playing with my phone
Oh those are the best. Had a good one last Summer, the cops came to take a neighbor away after a domestic with his methed out wife (he got arrested for "breaking his own shit"). I was listening from the cut while all the neighbors were just standing on their porches. That really pissed him off as he yelled "everybody enjoying the fuckin show!?!" That's when I lost it.
Husbands and wives take heed. Tom is everywhere
"Vicariously I live while the whole world dies, you all feel the same so why don't you just admit it"...
This thumbnail is legendary
I have two gay black neighbors and their fights are the best part of living here. I put a cup against the wall to hear better. Every time I think there’s a chance this is the day they start throwing knives or maybe take a shot at each other and it comes through the wall, but if that’s how I die, I’ll die with a smile.
It's peaceful, reminds me of my youth lol..
9:29 That fucking stare! Lololol
Tom has “clear eyes” in that confrontation
Did Sickler show up at 2:52? Lol
My boyfriend swears I'm making him fat by making sure that he eats good (he was a typical single guy before we got together and not eating much lol) so now that he's fat, and we're also poor as shit, it would be awesome if he got some of Tom's fat man clothes, if he has more clothes to give away. Also, I'm a fat poor b*tch so if Christina has some big b*tch clothes she would like to give to the fat and poor, I'm your girl! Love you guys! 😁
I work security so if an altercation breaks out I get to enjoy it front row.
I love to hear the neighbs yelling/fighting and let it go on. If it’s late enough at night, I walk outside and yell at them to keep it down. Then, both parties are mad at me and I point the firearm at them. Good times.
I feel when I ease drop on arguments and i feel everyone feels this way, but I feel like a james bond spy if there on the phone and you have to predict or decipher what the person on the other end is saying. And like what it's about. Its sooo amazing.
I love urban Tom Segura
Ah dude if I knew how much you loved eavesdropping, I would've recorded a fight that happened a couple nights ago in my neighborhood that ended in an arrest and sent it to you.
They were talking about Whitney Cummings at the end
Normal people: Watch dramas like Real Housewives of Trashtown!!!
Tim: Eavesdrops and records real-life dramas!!!
Lol “Tim”
Who's Tim?
Timmy segura and Bart Kreisher
In spanish we call gossip, chisme. Everyone like chisme
PS These two are lucky to have found each other. My Tom is more lucky lol.
P.s.s. I could use a little more volume on these clips.
imagine if tom just heard gunshots
Tom should do a video of his injury and laugh at it.
Tim loves the cheese....the chisme 😆🤣
Who's Tim?
I fucking love that shit, its one of the best nuts you can get out in public literally 4 strokes
Seems like Tom has that same stimulation that investigative reporters have. Just what I noticed. Ha!
It's Nunya...
Nunua business.
@@sportingsamuel212 how did you fuck up the spelling? Nunya, ffs.
@@ChirpyMike I'm r worded, what can I say 🤷♂️
@@sportingsamuel212 You're a Messi fan, so I can understand.
@@sportingsamuel212 I live in a quiet neighborhood, I hear shit like that I close my door and go inside. If the Cameras catch something, ill give it to the cops.. Hahaha.
Chiiisssssmoso!! 💀😂🤣
If you're not in a crowded area, but you really wanna get close, that's when you pull out the blind glasses and the stick and pretend you also can't hear.. That's something I could imagine Tom would be great. :p
It really is
It's the best.
It’s definitely a Latin thing.
carefulll! you can get cancelled or lynched for that kind of hate speech😆🤣😉
Dude I drop everything to eavesdrop on people arguing. I turn off the stove and let the frijoles go cold just to get my just desserts.
+ Balkan thing as well
I am just like Tom! I love vicious accidents as well. Good n bloody! Tom breaking bones was good too 👍!
i dont process seeing other argue well. i literally never saw my mother & father argue a single time. she would yell at us kids, or my dad would hit us with his belt if we were bad, like when i fractured my older brothers skull with a tree limb, but they never argues among themselves. my first girlfriend CONSTANTLY argued with her parents, & i mean full out fight argument. Her step father actually threw their front screen door out to the driveway & hit my shitbox '82 Dodge reliant. I would get so nervous, id go in the basement & just wait it out like a hurricane.
Who doesn't juant to watch people argue?
Misery loves it's company (as long as I'm not actually misery or company.. and on the other side of the wall listening)
Ha that is true us Latinos do love confrontations
Do you think Tim gets it from Charro
Tom should give a seminar on being a Peeping Tom.
They’re both such horrible people, I love it! It’s almost like watching seinfield
Using shorts to wipe their face through the feeeeeence.
Leggo my eggos...something...
Sounds like some classic jeans
I used to work for two lesbians that were a couple. They fought viciously every few hours. I finally got sick of their shit and I grabbed my stuff and walked out forever.