I DROPPED 32 KILLS WITH FULL AP BLITZCRANK (MY ULT IS A ONE SHOT SIMULATOR)

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @AvisYew
    @AvisYew 4 місяці тому +1013

    Zwag lost a cannon to save his wife. And people say romance is dead.

    • @commissionerpopo5880
      @commissionerpopo5880 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @fightinginsight
      @fightinginsight 4 місяці тому +3

      🤣

    • @ganymede1127
      @ganymede1127 4 місяці тому +38

      Had me dying lmao. The devil on his shoulder screaming for him to leave his wife to die for the cannon. Zwag is a true romantic.

    • @gamma_draconis9905
      @gamma_draconis9905 4 місяці тому +34

      I think it's beyond awesome that his wife plays league with him.

    • @keeperofstars
      @keeperofstars 4 місяці тому +4

      eh i don't know i mean she was at like half health and he was like meh... I won't get yelled at tooo much..... then it was like though she might go back to replay and be like um dear 300gold lux vs a 90g cannon...... AND happy wife.... He probably could have just killed lux and made it back for the cannon.... lol.

  • @gamedevdesign
    @gamedevdesign 4 місяці тому +344

    "cannon or wife" hardest decision of your life

    • @RagnarokCo
      @RagnarokCo 4 місяці тому +2

      *Spongebob split eye meme*

    • @PGDE1
      @PGDE1 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @LittleTimmySilver
    @LittleTimmySilver 4 місяці тому +203

    11:22 Zwag: "Outplay that."
    Ivern: "Ok, on it."

  • @LittleTimmySilver
    @LittleTimmySilver 4 місяці тому +123

    7:04 "Nice, I silence her," and suddenly both me and the Sivir realized how the rest of this game was going to go.
    8:20 9:40 9:57 14:16 14:39 17:24 18:01 19:42 20:08 23:23 etc

    • @Obiwannadoobie777
      @Obiwannadoobie777 4 місяці тому +19

      Christ man if you did all that work you might as well make clips off his video and comment on it in shorts lol

    • @dynhoyw
      @dynhoyw 4 місяці тому

      @@Obiwannadoobie777 giving zwag free clips lmao

  • @Natcotine02
    @Natcotine02 4 місяці тому +119

    Zwag: "Get my cannon or save my wife? Ofc I have to save my wife."
    "Actually Leona carry, all Leona. "
    "I just have the wife buff, did the damage. "
    We need more Zwag x Mrs Zwag game matches for the amazing synergy.

    • @Krell356
      @Krell356 4 місяці тому +5

      It's crazy how much she snowballed his early game. I don't think he could have beat that insane wave clear strategy otherwise.

  • @Wolters11792
    @Wolters11792 4 місяці тому +246

    10:21 Lilia converge, Garen ignite, Lux ult. “Gah Damn Avengers!!!!” 😂😂😂

    • @rholic4774
      @rholic4774 4 місяці тому

      Leona and Ivern were on the line the entire time though 🤣

    • @ElectricGatr
      @ElectricGatr 4 місяці тому

      Lol. That team work.

  • @Clavanz
    @Clavanz 4 місяці тому +35

    That Leona support efforts was a demonstration of true love

  • @Nunes_Caio
    @Nunes_Caio 4 місяці тому +102

    15:59, my favorite moment from this video, garen talks shit to Darius "see you in lumbridge" and darius asks "what is lumbridge?" in french and garen just goes "I ONLY SPEAK FREEDOM!!" 😂😂

    • @dijo7918
      @dijo7918 4 місяці тому

      bro’s respond is also great

    • @jicudi
      @jicudi 4 місяці тому

      I was dying lol.

    • @jicudi
      @jicudi 4 місяці тому +3

      @@alexpeter6207 Not an excuse. We'd have to feel as if we needed to defend ourselves if it was an excuse. This is a commitment to excellence!

    • @shaandutta3541
      @shaandutta3541 4 місяці тому

      ​@@jicudiaah yes the excellence of not knowing gender, rampant pedophilia, teaching children about gay sex, lowering educational standards and sky high corruption and inflation *smokes cigar-ette(cigars are banned)* America!

    • @heatseeker9573
      @heatseeker9573 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@alexpeter6207 to be fair, they don't need to. They should use that energy on learning something else

  • @paradoxical247
    @paradoxical247 4 місяці тому +34

    I can not begin to describe how tilted sivir must have felt. 32/4/10 Blitz. The rage, the visceral rage.

  • @jasonbalogh3012
    @jasonbalogh3012 4 місяці тому +21

    “My cannon? Or my Wife?”
    Zwag actively demonstrating, with zero hesitation, how much men sacrifice on a daily basis for the women we love.

  • @VNYoshi
    @VNYoshi 4 місяці тому +50

    25:08 "I don't have enough to burst him unfortunately"
    ... while rocket belt is just chilling unused

  • @Impoor1221
    @Impoor1221 4 місяці тому +21

    16:06 this french darius 🥖🥖🥐🥐🇫🇷🇫🇷

  • @Killerblade-yg6wz
    @Killerblade-yg6wz 4 місяці тому +40

    27:19 Kog'maw put his pinky toe in your giant maligma pool that's how you got an assist. did a whole 31 damage lol

  • @ChaitraDM-v8d
    @ChaitraDM-v8d 4 місяці тому +20

    Yo the best line was sacrifice the cannon for wife bro had me good xD

  • @doubledubbs9733
    @doubledubbs9733 4 місяці тому +44

    Zwag sadly lost eight cannons but he said he saved his wife so it’s okay

  • @JonnyJKL
    @JonnyJKL 4 місяці тому +25

    I hope Darius watch this and adopts his new nickname: Darius the Dirty Dog.

  • @DoppelSkumm
    @DoppelSkumm 4 місяці тому +3

    As a Leona main, I'm really happy that Rena has picked up the spanky, clanky, tanky gal and seems to be enjoying her. She's a great support.

  • @teux01
    @teux01 4 місяці тому +17

    Thumbs up because AP Blitz is always a hoot

  • @balthasarking8570
    @balthasarking8570 4 місяці тому +6

    18:48 ahhh this creature is here 😂

  • @LittleTimmySilver
    @LittleTimmySilver 4 місяці тому +17

    Day 5 of asking Zwag to play full move speed Yorick, because no one ever seen a 'Rick run so fast.

  • @smilesfordays
    @smilesfordays 4 місяці тому +8

    10:17 is one of my favorite moments I’ve seen from you yet.😂 I love when you Smurf casual play.

  • @lennonchahivec-schneider6722
    @lennonchahivec-schneider6722 4 місяці тому +2

    Blitzcrank main here. To help clear casters under turret, auto once before the turret hit and ult passive takes it after

  • @dahenkarim2557
    @dahenkarim2557 4 місяці тому +10

    The rockets at 18:20 Made me laugh out loud hahaha

    • @fireball7562
      @fireball7562 4 місяці тому

      as he mildly speaks up "ranged ability" is what did it for me.

    • @havardmj
      @havardmj 4 місяці тому +2

      There are no rockets at that timestamp

  • @totallynotcringe2245
    @totallynotcringe2245 4 місяці тому +10

    14:35 funniest sht I've seen in a while

  • @kyleberts
    @kyleberts 4 місяці тому +32

    “Did Zwag get the first 6 CS?”
    No, he missed 2 caster minions
    Lose Streak: 2

    • @eldirecto
      @eldirecto 4 місяці тому

      Day 372 of writing here which day it is

  • @johnsmith-ol9qj
    @johnsmith-ol9qj 4 місяці тому +8

    That was some downright.... Darius gameplay at 34:19

  • @jacobdalby1105
    @jacobdalby1105 2 місяці тому

    10:05 to 10:30 is the most league moment of all league moments.
    Pretty much sums up the game in a nutshell.

  • @hyphen8010
    @hyphen8010 4 місяці тому +2

    bro hesitated uncomfortably long in the cannon vs wife dilemma

  • @twodeeblue
    @twodeeblue 4 місяці тому +2

    "The wife buff" is a very good way to say that, and it applies on so many levels.
    Also, since you are watching our playing league, she'll be nerdy enough.
    So you can thank her for "the wife buff"

  • @Mikeee9804
    @Mikeee9804 4 місяці тому +1

    bro I'm dying everytime Zwag says "the avengers"😂😂😭😭😭☠️☠️

  • @chrisstewart4549
    @chrisstewart4549 2 місяці тому

    18:00 got me rolling😂😂😂

  • @martinschousboe3924
    @martinschousboe3924 4 місяці тому +26

    Wife buff is the best buff 🫡

  • @twoxthirteen661
    @twoxthirteen661 4 місяці тому +2

    I think if darius would've walked into the bush at the 19:10 fight, he could've avoided a few sivir autos and maybe got both of them and then died

  • @averageguy6242
    @averageguy6242 4 місяці тому +1

    8:00 me when a friend shows me a book I already read

  • @mcheezy
    @mcheezy 4 місяці тому +2

    "every time I do good, the enemy team plays the game. Grrrr"

  • @fayereppas5432
    @fayereppas5432 4 місяці тому +1

    Zwag, your wife has gotten so much better at the game since she started joining you to play. Tell her she's totally tubular.

  • @kentoazster640
    @kentoazster640 4 місяці тому

    Just wanna say I love the background music it's always a trip down memory lane hearing like Metroid, final fantasy mystic quest, ect music. Shit gets stuck in my head for hours lol.

  • @witsewouters8945
    @witsewouters8945 4 місяці тому +1

    Zwag trying to get lucky by saying leona carry at the end lol

  • @TellusJD
    @TellusJD 4 місяці тому

    Zwag the kinda guy that has to think for a couple of seconds in choosing between a cannon and saving his wife.

  • @idocode1802
    @idocode1802 4 місяці тому

    10:20ish ... dude, i had to laugh so hard :D

  • @pandagames3193
    @pandagames3193 4 місяці тому

    ooh the passive lightning auto attacks from blitz ult procc malignance, you learn something new every day

  • @StefenBruh
    @StefenBruh 4 місяці тому +2

    Pro tip when you play blitz: bind the laugh to your mouse wheel click. The start of his laugh animation is the same as the start of his pull animation. Press W run at them, then laugh instead of pull. Congrats, you probably baited out someone's flash for only like 35 mana and you laughed at them too.

  • @ryanspencer1291
    @ryanspencer1291 4 місяці тому

    Big fan of this video! When I first started playing I liked to play blitz in twisted treeline.

  • @cleotasberkley9048
    @cleotasberkley9048 4 місяці тому

    When you stun someone so hard, it lasts 30 seconds and sends them back to fountain.

  • @sousentabasco7711
    @sousentabasco7711 4 місяці тому +1

    I kinda wanna see Leona's POV, that looks fun...
    ...and support is best role >:3

  • @randominternetperson5806
    @randominternetperson5806 Місяць тому

    this is so old school Blitzcrank

  • @silver013wasd
    @silver013wasd 2 місяці тому

    xddddddd 10:25 feeling like neo dodging everything xd

  • @sbhh2
    @sbhh2 4 місяці тому

    Does on-hit Blitz still work ? or was it attack speed i cant remember

  • @TheLightOI
    @TheLightOI 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for the daily Zwag video!

  • @justinroylance4941
    @justinroylance4941 4 місяці тому

    Thanks for the great vid Zwag!

  • @erichiguera6316
    @erichiguera6316 3 місяці тому

    i want to watch this, but i already know zwag is going to cry like a baby like ten times in this video. because he does that in every video

  • @TheMMObro
    @TheMMObro 4 місяці тому

    Everytime I watch or play ap blitz, I can't help but lol irl. It's so funny.

  • @justiss4all1
    @justiss4all1 4 місяці тому

    Would you play victor mid and if against a melee or mage try lichbane as first item with Q max

  • @KayneWestyHD
    @KayneWestyHD 4 місяці тому

    AP attack speed blitz with the ult passive would be nuts top lane

  • @brianarsuaga5008
    @brianarsuaga5008 4 місяці тому

    Does attack speed blitz still work? I think that's my favorite zwag gimmick build

  • @heatseeker9573
    @heatseeker9573 4 місяці тому +1

    Should've gotten doran shield
    Also 26:12 "winnable" with 20 kills ahead lol

  • @bakefarhad12
    @bakefarhad12 4 місяці тому +1

    Garen with the payback by his ignite 🤣🤣

  • @privateName419
    @privateName419 4 місяці тому

    Cannon or Wife....Damn!!! Life really gives you hard choices 😂😂😂😂

  • @Druuim
    @Druuim 4 місяці тому

    To be fair, the 'cannon or my wife" was not even an option. Leona carried his early game hard!

  • @niloohd1733
    @niloohd1733 4 місяці тому

    when u wanna get all the credit but ur wife is next to u "of course leona carry"

  • @chriselliott8131
    @chriselliott8131 4 місяці тому

    Unscrew a screw with a hammer? You do hands work too??

  • @Richbeans115
    @Richbeans115 4 місяці тому

    doesnt w also give attack speed?

  • @leviyoung91
    @leviyoung91 4 місяці тому

    Send that Leona a signed keyboard tbh.

  • @gamesofazzam2591
    @gamesofazzam2591 4 місяці тому

    I would've been so mad if Zwag didn't help Leo there

  • @whinniethedank3267
    @whinniethedank3267 4 місяці тому

    what a game, everything was in your favor in this game lol

  • @nklinef
    @nklinef 4 місяці тому

    It could be interesting to see full cooldown Blitz, spamming your ult and hooks.

  • @tezzapreston1
    @tezzapreston1 4 місяці тому

    that one tick of malignance that gave you the assist on kog'maw lol

  • @ErinLynagh
    @ErinLynagh 4 місяці тому

    00:50 thats why you take smite, so they think theyre safe but they aint

  • @alecdinapoli3193
    @alecdinapoli3193 4 місяці тому +1

    AD blitz next???

  • @ArtyRosemary
    @ArtyRosemary 4 місяці тому

    blitz is my favorite and main character and watch it with my favorite content creator is even better

  • @pinbox5814
    @pinbox5814 4 місяці тому

    Is ROA good with blitz mid?

  • @punisher467
    @punisher467 4 місяці тому +2

    Zwag plays every bot lane champ, but never on bot lane...
    Did u ever wondered why???

  • @Tank22080
    @Tank22080 4 місяці тому

    I'd love to see an attack speed blitz crank on hit hult shock build

  • @lennartstockl5826
    @lennartstockl5826 4 місяці тому

    Remember: Blitz W gives attack speed

  • @Spollox
    @Spollox 4 місяці тому

    @4:30 what is this, a matchup for ants?

  • @dannywynn5553
    @dannywynn5553 4 місяці тому

    We love a nice leona

  • @Shadhun98
    @Shadhun98 4 місяці тому

    Oh Darius you dirty dog!! lmao

  • @ricpatry6835
    @ricpatry6835 4 місяці тому

    First time commenter, long time watcher. Love the content, Zwag.
    You're an excellent describer and entertainer.
    Always a good time, cheers.

  • @johnsmith7402
    @johnsmith7402 4 місяці тому

    Leona saved that game so hard

  • @mooonpaw
    @mooonpaw 4 місяці тому

    The Wife Buff is real

  • @SmolThief
    @SmolThief 4 місяці тому

    "kogs kinda big but I can explode him" 💀
    -Zwag

  • @mayauppstad9883
    @mayauppstad9883 4 місяці тому

    You got the Kog assist because he stepped into your Malignance at 27:19

  • @gnzlpico
    @gnzlpico 4 місяці тому

    Kassawin when? 👾
    btw at 25:05 you chould kill that kog by using your protobelt

  • @dean8367
    @dean8367 4 місяці тому

    I love watching your games.

  • @skyefox
    @skyefox 4 місяці тому

    Am I crazy or would a lichbane 2nd item solve a lot of problems?

  • @phonqtran8386
    @phonqtran8386 4 місяці тому

    10:24 garen just return the favor lol

  • @flyboombasher2858
    @flyboombasher2858 4 місяці тому

    This build makes Urgot ult look pathetic. The true grinder is the Blitz

  • @braderbell6814
    @braderbell6814 4 місяці тому

    27:25 you got an assist because Kog'maw got tickled by the Ligma pool

  • @pedrogustavo2029
    @pedrogustavo2029 3 місяці тому

    I’m always lost it when a see blitzcrank because I’m speak German and reminds me of Blitzkrieg which literally mean “ Lightning war” one of the most well known nazi strategy in world war 2,and the sound of with an German accent it’s extremely similar.

  • @jicudi
    @jicudi 4 місяці тому

    10:22 Avengers, assemble!

  • @MatevoYT
    @MatevoYT 4 місяці тому +3

    Day 332 of asking for FULL attack speed Pyke with Hail of blades

  • @fightinginsight
    @fightinginsight 4 місяці тому

    these are the games I enjoy, non-meta stuff mmm :D

  • @aldenmolina3776
    @aldenmolina3776 4 місяці тому

    Do full ad blitz next

  • @4rson
    @4rson 4 місяці тому

    Finally blitz game

  • @melvinmalonga4068
    @melvinmalonga4068 4 місяці тому

    27:30 t’was the malignance

  • @Sal-eh
    @Sal-eh 4 місяці тому

    Zwag, would you kindly add Dark Souls 1 character creator song to your playlist?

  • @tino5901
    @tino5901 4 місяці тому

    Blitz Game = Must watch

  • @ethanharris3106
    @ethanharris3106 4 місяці тому

    "i only speak freedom" lol

  • @_.Kaede._
    @_.Kaede._ 4 місяці тому

    Your Blitz is literally fnaf reference

  • @luxaly9510
    @luxaly9510 4 місяці тому

    just imagine if they would make it that augments get a go at SR :D like dragon is an augment baron is a prismatic item :D no randomness like first 2 dragons give a tier 1 augment token next 2 a tier 2 and last a prismatic and baron gives a prismatic token :D so u can select what u want in the shop :D some are not available tho or set to a higher tier...