The next owners of the house are gonna wallpaper the shit out of that sticker. Then the people that own it after them are gonna hate the wallpaper and want to rip it off only to find dear old ass Agnes. Hopefully.
I love that they're terrified of the owl pellets because they think they're poop. Owls regurgitate the bones and fur after eating prey. It's not poop, it's vomit.
This is the kinda shit I like to see, videos that actually make me laugh with just the two of you on the couch doing stupid shit. Keep the great videos coming guys.
i love this channel so much, it feels like aleks and james can really let loose and show us a side of them we've never gotten an oppurtunity to see on the creaturehub and even on their own channels
Cow Chop: The only place where you have a grown ass man covered in tattoos dissecting owl shit while wearing a sports bra that you drink out of. And I fucking love it
I know i'm the only one who's going to give a shit but those owl pellets are not poop they puke them up because the owls cant digest the bones and fur/hair.
I take it back fuck the creature days this is hilarious as shit something that would not happen in the creatures now plus their conversations w/ the creatures were getting a little awkward lol
We dissected owl pellets in my Freshman Year of high school and it was actually pretty cool, looking at the bones and trying to figure out what animal the bones belonged to.
It would be cool if you guys could number the episodes and put them in a playlist cause there are gonna be really cool to look back on eventually. Just a suggestion :)
I don't know about anyone else. But in the fourth grade we dissected those owl pellets, and I was screaming "it's not owl shit you fucks, it comes from they mouths".
Goddamnit I was supposed to be finishing a presentation for tomorrow.... Then I ended up watching this... It's like 0:30 fml. You guys should call your fans procrastinators like Nerd^3 does XD
Owl pellets are actually condensed fur and bones that owls vomit! Plus, the kind you buy are sanitized and safe. They're really a ton of fun to disect.
+ArchonZach Yup. Owls swallow their preys whole (sometimes they pull them apart first if they're too large like rabbits or small cats) so their gizzards separate stuff like fur and bones and condense them into "owl pellets". Basically all the other stuff gets digested, and the owls yak back up these pellets. Owls are pretty dank man.
All over the years they were being mean and nasty to each other (probably acting) but now its awesome to see them be he friends they are. LONG LIVE COW CHOP
That poster of the grandma with the inhaler is quite breathtaking.
Out.
get out now
leave the doors opeb
+Adam Kelly open*
+Awkward Aleks now walk through it go on haven't got all day ;)
dusting off this relic. passing by 7 years later, will be back again in another 7 in 2030. stay positive and be happy
The next owners of the house are gonna wallpaper the shit out of that sticker. Then the people that own it after them are gonna hate the wallpaper and want to rip it off only to find dear old ass Agnes. Hopefully.
they have to remove it or they have to pay
That's not how it works.
+Mr. Sheeb They are only paying rent, not owning it. So yes, that is how it usually works when you rent a place.
@@LightfireKing Colorado uses a security deposit system, so no they just keep the money you already gave them.
"I'm gonna put it in my mouth because this isn't nearly as bad as what I'm going to make you do." -James 2016
Aleks the type of guy to eat leaves off a tree and say they're nutritious
Well to be fair they are.
+GamationNation Tru enuf
+Josh or Nah im not. Nevermind
nuTREEtious
+Ramen-Powered Shit Factory aaayyyyyyeeeee
This is it; this is where the iconic name "Amazon Prime Time" was born...
God, I miss them already :(
And to think that Aleks, who always fucked up the name, came up with it lol
"...do what she loved: Obtaining oxygen..." relatable.
Aleks needs a safeword
safe word should be "harder"
the safe word could be harder
"More"
thought it was "dude"
Cow Chop does have a safe word
YOU HAVE OUR CONDOLENCES CONNIE
+Cow Chop Mooo
+Cow Chop hey james/aleks
This channel is solid, just like me after this video
Hey, That's pretty good!
+Cow Chop Joe can write a Eulogy for her. =)
I'm sure he'd say very nice things.
I love that they're terrified of the owl pellets because they think they're poop. Owls regurgitate the bones and fur after eating prey. It's not poop, it's vomit.
Wrong.
@@moldorm30no? Just do a quick google if you believe that’s wrong. OP is literally correct
Owl Pellets is not poop though, its what owl regurgitate because something it swallowed was not edible
+ShockWave yeah but it is poop tho
I actually had to do this in school, it had a rat in it. it was not a fun time
+Mario Pacheco Yo owl pellet dissection was my favorite thing ever in middle school. I loved it.
+Cow Chop it's puke tho
+robotthunder500 yeah but its poop tho
Aleks looks like that girl from highschool who drives a Subaru and is better at sports than you
Aleks "I feel like you're getting off on this shit" after James put him in a bra and do some kinky dissecting. XD
+Zaikura- Chan Skunk spray 2
This is the kinda shit I like to see, videos that actually make me laugh with just the two of you on the couch doing stupid shit. Keep the great videos coming guys.
I wasn't expecting Aleks to be so hot in a bra...
0:01 relationship goals
Aleks' memes are on point
Hey, that's pretty good!
+Ballistic Craft Dudettes!
+Lia Thompson No. Not at all.
+Setashi You don't get it
+Ballistic Craft Hey, that's mildly adequate
Wow this is the first cow chop vid I've watched and it ALREADY tops creaturehub.
Strongest intro to a Cow Chop video yet. Immediately was hooked in.
i love this channel so much, it feels like aleks and james can really let loose and show us a side of them we've never gotten an oppurtunity to see on the creaturehub and even on their own channels
Who else saw Keem get an ass-whooping yesterday?
+Sensible Musician Please explain.
+notmyuseristolethis Another funny UA-camr, idubbbztv, roasted Keemstar from DramaAlert. Pretty brutal, but memestar deserved it.
Go watch Idubbbz new video. It's savage.
you mean idubbz or literal?
AYEEEEEE!!!!
People need to start sending Aleks sports bras.
Cow Chop: The only place where you have a grown ass man covered in tattoos dissecting owl shit while wearing a sports bra that you drink out of.
And I fucking love it
"That's a fucking baby skull dude... Like, I'm fine with wearing a bra and stuff James, but what the fuck is that?" - Aleks, 2016
You guys should make another "wrong side of youtube" video.
that was great
Gotta appreciate how perfectly they aligned the poster with the top of Trevor's monitor.
I know i'm the only one who's going to give a shit but those owl pellets are not poop they puke them up because the owls cant digest the bones and fur/hair.
+Jack Bullock Yeah but its poop tho
+Cow Chop *though #gotehm #triggered 🐮🔪
+Cow Chop more like poo-uke.
Cow Chop lmao
+Cow Chop u guys suck cow chop 4 lyfee
Hey thats pretty good
you guys should do a colab with idubbbz that would be hilarious
yes god pls
+Sup Haters 7:53
+Sup Haters no
what are you fuckin gay? that sounds cancerous
+Sup Haters Eh they don't really have the same brand of humor.
"You don't what's in the package it could be fragile." I am sure she was.
"This is like opening one of those Kinder eggs", and he even got a surprise inside it. Cool.
aleks needs to wear that bra more often with mystery drinks in it
Would you rather have a mom or a dad -James the savage 2016 9/11 would bring back horrible memories again
The first line in this video is extremely concerning...
"Mine-strone"
James, please...
Bisque as well.
+Mr. Sheeb I didn't even notice that the first time. Did he say "biscuits"? 😂😂
whip yo cow chop emojis out
🐮🔪
+Rome what are you, fucking gay?
🐮🔪
🐮🔪
+Sociopathic Pigeon DoItWithDickhead?
Aleks dissecting owl pellets while wearing a bra, all while drinking champagne from said bra...
it was beer but whatever
Blue moon
+SHAQ MILLER somebody get them Guinness and make a black and blue for these fine gentlemen! I'll make it!
+Tytus Wellington shiiiiiit
I never seen a channel make me laugh more than these guys, I have chest pains now XD
HEYY, That's mildly adequate!
The editing on these is just the best thing, keep it up guys!
8:23 it's min-eh-strone. It's an Italian soup James.
Aleks makes a convincing lesbian
Now I can't un-see Aleks as a proud, alcoholic, lesbian woman.
Thanks buddy.
+T-Ray Jones WAit she wasn't!?
+T-Ray Jones Its weird how right you are
Owl pellets are not feces, owls and other birds can't digest bones, fur, etc. so they just throw up all of that sort of stuff in clumps.
Fun fact lol
Anyone else waiting for this all day?
Classic James. Nearly throws up from bacon mints, plays with owl shit with a straight face.
Jordan : "Dang it Aleks! U cant wear that it makes us look bad! A hurrrrr durrr deee derrrp!!"
I take it back fuck the creature days this is hilarious as shit something that would not happen in the creatures now plus their conversations w/ the creatures were getting a little awkward lol
"Im fine with wearing a bra James but like..." .... Hahahahahahaha
Guys don't forget to turn off adblock for these videos if you want to support Cow Chop :)
no
Doesn't work like that
Fuck off
Actually it does
Dude stfu and support them
do the guys live in the cow penn
No
A cow pen is called a troft
Stop just stop
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+Blankhank1 No, they live in the SLAUGHTERHOUSE! Or at least work in one.
Owl pellet dissection was actually like a class project when I was in fourth or fifth grade. Now I see where the school got them.
Alright internet, I know I'm late but I'm gonna need a still image of the frame at 2:46. Aleks' face memes are making a comeback I tell ya!
7:54 heyy that's pretty goood-iduppppppsss2016
Cow Chop is the future of humanity.
Every time they upload, I squeal with excitement and that is a sign of good content for me.
We dissected owl pellets in my Freshman Year of high school and it was actually pretty cool, looking at the bones and trying to figure out what animal the bones belonged to.
pshhhh I did that shit in 8th grade you scrub of a noob
Cat pshhhhh I did it in 5th grade you scrub of a noob
pshhhhh I did it in the womb you scrub of a noob
pshhhhh i did that before meiosis
Pshhh well I shit out owl pellets.
I'm actually an owl, that looks like a cat.
That went to 8th grade and dissected my own shit.
It would be cool if you guys could number the episodes and put them in a playlist cause there are gonna be really cool to look back on eventually. Just a suggestion :)
Aleks' tattoos give me life. love the colour in them they're beautiful
idk how these vids keep getting better, but whatever it is, keep it up!!
I don't know about anyone else. But in the fourth grade we dissected those owl pellets, and I was screaming "it's not owl shit you fucks, it comes from they mouths".
"Stop it's gotta be fun for everybody." 8:50
That's where i lost it. lmao
You don't see Agnes begging to be on The Joe of Painting
This series is so unique, nothing quite like this on UA-cam!
This content is friggen random as shit... I LOVE IT lol
Aleks looks like the adventurous cool aunt that your parents have to keep an eye on whenever you go and visit.
I absolutely love the epic and sinister music that plays when James brings out the worst thing of the video! XD
I want a beer bra. Fucking genius
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This is my new favourite series on UA-cam!
Am I the only one who cringed when James mispronounced minestrone?
yes
+M min-eh-stroe-nee
+M min er stro knee
+Error i doubt it, he probably just doesn't know what it is. he also pronounced bisque wrong haha
Mime stroke
"That's some fucked up shit man... do we have more beer?" fucking lost it xD
I was going to lose my mind if James threw that owl shit on him.
Owl pellets are actually the stuff an owl can't digest that it pukes up
This was the funniest thing I've watched in forever
Goddamnit I was supposed to be finishing a presentation for tomorrow....
Then I ended up watching this...
It's like 0:30 fml. You guys should call your fans procrastinators like Nerd^3 does XD
So glad to see Aleks is recovering well from his top surgery
I love this series so much
I knew when I subscribed to you that I was in for some strange videos, but this surpassed my expectations. Please tell me there's more on the way.
Owl pellets are puked up; they aren't poop. I love this series!
An idea for this show: read the Amazon reviews (censor the name of the product, of course) and the other guy has to guess what it is!
That is some creature level garbage
I love how they included that beginning "prerecording" footage because it was hilarious
This show should be called Fucking with Trevor
+Dunric Mordamir Try "this channel"
Owl pellets are actually condensed fur and bones that owls vomit! Plus, the kind you buy are sanitized and safe. They're really a ton of fun to disect.
NOVA SQUEEZED ALEKS UTTER #novahd
Cow Chop, the only place on UA-cam where you can watch a man drinking beer from his bra while dissecting owl vomit! Best UA-cam channel ever
The poster James received left me speechless.
Get it? Speechless... She has asthma. No? Ok then sorry.
James has the best laugh.
Notification squad, roll out!
ikr
Woo! I'm a little late though.
fuck you
+zxqvu aloha snackbar
+Jonathan Hong José?
This channel deserves more subs. Aleks+James=best channel ever
Minestrone. That's some good shit right there. James, it's [MEEN-EH-STROH-NEE]. Like the pasta.
I've never been more glad that you guys ditched the Creatures then I am at this moment. Keep up the amazing work boys!
Aleksandr got featured on idubbztv and all I have to say is ... hey, that's pretty good!
hey that is pretty good
what video link please?
+logan baral it's the idubbbz tattoo video
I still watch cow chop but only there old content cuz it still makes me
Laugh to this day
Aren't owl pellets actually like owl vomit?
yup
+ArchonZach Yup. Owls swallow their preys whole (sometimes they pull them apart first if they're too large like rabbits or small cats) so their gizzards separate stuff like fur and bones and condense them into "owl pellets". Basically all the other stuff gets digested, and the owls yak back up these pellets.
Owls are pretty dank man.
+Lumpy Seal the more you know🌈🌠
Yeah, but its poop tho
*Puerto Rican millionaire makes Russian immigrant dress in drag and indulge in pellet play.*
I love James' glasses; I wonder if they're prescription or worn for fun.
5:30 when you are supposed to be working and you hear your boss coming.
lmao "minestrone" is pronounced like "mini-stroney"
I lost my shit when he said minestrone
I miss them so much all the time
God, y'all don't have to hide your sexual affairs from us. We're with y'all.
All over the years they were being mean and nasty to each other (probably acting) but now its awesome to see them be he friends they are. LONG LIVE COW CHOP
I don't abide fancy clothes, but you look like you might. I hear Radiant Raiment has a large selection.