The German Tank Meme Part 1

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  • @Kimchii_kk
    @Kimchii_kk 5 років тому +3273

    Britain and France: aren't those "tractors" you are building just tanks?
    Germany: perhaps

    • @justsomemainer1384
      @justsomemainer1384 5 років тому +89

      Vladimir Ioshkin Germany: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @ethanthereenactorguy4829
      @ethanthereenactorguy4829 5 років тому +8

      That grammar though...

    • @JoeJ4684
      @JoeJ4684 5 років тому +61

      Germany: Define tractors?

    • @804_grandstaff
      @804_grandstaff 5 років тому +22

      That grammar is as messed up as a dna line of a kid born in Hiroshima

    • @BrickBlockr
      @BrickBlockr 4 роки тому +23

      No, the farmers just need a defense just in case we have the same problem that Australia had.

  • @pomeranianproductions647
    @pomeranianproductions647 5 років тому +2739

    League of Nation: Whatcha building there Germany?
    Germany: Its a surprise tool that will help us later.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +29

      Pomeranian Productions a smoothie

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 роки тому +85

      "Nothing! Zust some tractors witz guns"

    • @thedukeofdeathpt6262
      @thedukeofdeathpt6262 4 роки тому +53

      EA Germany: It's not a tank, it's a surprise tractor!

    • @cass7448
      @cass7448 3 роки тому +37

      @@thedukeofdeathpt6262 It's not an invasion, it's a surprise international shooting tournament!

    • @canadianwaffenwaffle2976
      @canadianwaffenwaffle2976 3 роки тому +14

      "i dunno man germany seems a little mechanized- oops well we just lost france :/

  • @republikperangid
    @republikperangid 5 років тому +2855

    French : *create FT-17 as a innovative turret design*
    Germany : i also use your turret design for my tanks!
    French : tanks? for what?! did you forget the treaty?
    Germany : no! im making tanks for my beloved neighbors!
    French : oww thats very kind of you germany...wait a minute...
    Germany : *BLITZKRIEG TIME!!!*

    • @Germanempireaboolilel
      @Germanempireaboolilel 5 років тому +67

      Totally an underrated comment.

    • @M.Abdulah-n5u
      @M.Abdulah-n5u 5 років тому +3

      lol

    • @_________________404
      @_________________404 5 років тому +110

      France: You can't manufacture military equipment.
      Germany: *LEICHTTRAKTOR TIME !!*

    • @builder396
      @builder396 5 років тому +106

      @@_________________404 France: You can't manufacture military equipment.
      Germany: But I can manufacture agricultural tractors. With armor plate and guns.

    • @republikperangid
      @republikperangid 5 років тому +64

      @@_________________404
      League of Nation : are you making tanks germany?
      Germany : nein! its just an armed tractor!

  • @FuchsiaShocked
    @FuchsiaShocked 4 роки тому +1266

    That's the first time I've ever seen anyone advertise skillshare by saying the nazis would have used it if they could have.

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 роки тому +8

      @Django Fett nice name, guy

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 роки тому +5

      @Django Fett nice name, guy

    • @wildman510
      @wildman510 2 роки тому +28

      Which basically means it's overcomplicated and unreliable and not worth it without changes (you know what tank I'm talking about)

    • @Enterprise6126
      @Enterprise6126 Рік тому +4

      @@wildman510 everything after panzer 4

    • @Fabioonn
      @Fabioonn Рік тому

      @@Enterprise6126 Werent the Jagdpanzer 38 and the Stug 3 quiet cost Effective too?

  • @rheivenjunoblianda6989
    @rheivenjunoblianda6989 5 років тому +2879

    *Engineers creates Tiger I*
    *_Enginner: Yes! This is a masterpiece!_*
    *_Mechanic: This is a nightmare_*

    • @weik-2936
      @weik-2936 5 років тому +186

      the difference between the two summed up perfectly

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +388

      *Engineers creating T-34*
      *Engineers: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!*
      *Mechanic: This is a masterpiece!*
      The joke is that T-34s were easy to repair but not well designed

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +73

      @Ish Stalin himself said: " There is a certain quality to quantity "

    • @jermainallen7176
      @jermainallen7176 5 років тому +97

      @@frenchsoldier8485 The slope armor used on the T-34s was quite a pioneer for modern tanks. The Germans saw how useful it was as well so thats why they made the Panther like that. If you mean in terms of crew survivabilty and internal designs in it then yea lol

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +18

      @@jermainallen7176 Except it wasn't

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 років тому +4125

    The German Panzer army’s tanks are cool, but I’m still waiting for Soulja Boy’s tech company to develop their own tanks

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 5 років тому +31

      No way, you too??

    • @angrysammich5762
      @angrysammich5762 5 років тому +144

      When someone at school is talking shit but you roll up in your SouljaTank

    • @ottovonbismarck6526
      @ottovonbismarck6526 5 років тому +7

      @Prussian Eagle What they need is a good air force

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 5 років тому +48

      (Soulja Bitch...Er Boy) This is my M1 SouljaBrams!
      (US Army) ...Now listen here you little Bitch....

    • @CmdrWatts
      @CmdrWatts 5 років тому +1

      @@anarchyandempires5452 lol

  • @ackerman207
    @ackerman207 5 років тому +5612

    Germany would have won if they had skillshare smh

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 5 років тому +4603

    Lvl 1 Panther vs Lvl 99 Bob semple tank

  • @braixenboi5477
    @braixenboi5477 5 років тому +2897

    Who would win?
    99 maus Tanks...
    Or
    *One bridge*

    • @dolonodo9988
      @dolonodo9988 5 років тому +76

      The bridge specs sir? Including location?

    • @milky_nuggets5810
      @milky_nuggets5810 5 років тому +151

      Who would win?
      99 Maus tanks
      Or
      10 Russian flying Bois

    • @Avalanche041
      @Avalanche041 5 років тому +161

      A single Maus would easily destroy the bridge. Would not even need to fire its gun.

    • @Daemon__Sultanah
      @Daemon__Sultanah 5 років тому +6

      YOU'RE INSANE MAN!!

    • @startingbark0356
      @startingbark0356 5 років тому +11

      Depends on what for bridge it is, a train bridge can hold a Maus

  • @Dumps3rFir3
    @Dumps3rFir3 5 років тому +233

    "I am now shitposting on an academic level."
    This is easily one of the best channels on UA-cam.

  • @maciek.u
    @maciek.u 5 років тому +584

    Jonny: *Makes fun of German tanks
    Also Jonny: *Names Patronite tiers after them

    • @panzerjagertigerpelefant
      @panzerjagertigerpelefant 5 років тому +26

      @@redbaron4908 no, Maus is the top tier.

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 років тому +31

      Guys, Guys. Everyone knows the Top Tier tank is the Kugelpanzer.

    • @panzerjagertigerpelefant
      @panzerjagertigerpelefant 5 років тому +2

      @@panzerschiff9805 Yassssss, Kugelblitz for da winnnnn

    • @aname6794
      @aname6794 5 років тому +1

      IDIOTS! bob semple is the best tank, you dumb dumb fuckers.

    • @blurredputin1755
      @blurredputin1755 3 роки тому

      @@aname6794 no it’s not you idiot it was the Churchill gun carrier

  • @angrykidwithinternetaccess9862
    @angrykidwithinternetaccess9862 5 років тому +505

    Level 1 german gun
    *adds thicc armor and expensive motor *
    Level 1000 tiger

    • @Penglish56
      @Penglish56 5 років тому +29

      *adds unreliable transmission*
      Level 50 Heavy Tank

    • @o00nemesis00o
      @o00nemesis00o 5 років тому +16

      That's how Wehrmacht works!

    • @DRoman1
      @DRoman1 5 років тому +2

      @@Penglish56 I always though that the transmission added to Tigers and Panthers were one of the best in the 1940's. Just not strong enough to really support so much weight

    • @chefmcgarno
      @chefmcgarno 5 років тому +6

      Level 1 Panzerkampfwagen I
      *stands in front of bank in Czechoslovakia and continuously fires its machine guns into the doorway*
      +10000$
      +10000$
      Level 50 Panzerkampfwagen 35(t)

    • @reidf8506
      @reidf8506 5 років тому

      Imma make u pop like that

  • @orlando9321
    @orlando9321 5 років тому +470

    "...so now I'm shitposting at an academic level"
    Man, over a hundred skillshare plugins and this has been the first to actually make me consider using it

    • @marshalsoult3860
      @marshalsoult3860 3 роки тому +3

      wehraboos loved to glorify their tanks while it always brokes down

    • @currahee
      @currahee Рік тому

      @@marshalsoult3860 basically bmw/benz/audi fanboys

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 5 років тому +684

    “Hans are you there?”
    *”gO aVeY”*

  • @lc9072
    @lc9072 3 роки тому +44

    The fact that Uboats existed before any real tanks still completely blows my mind

    • @rowancoggins9638
      @rowancoggins9638 10 місяців тому +4

      American Civil War mate - Rebs.

    • @fariszakwan4433
      @fariszakwan4433 8 місяців тому

      Concept submarine was created earlier than tank.

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 18 днів тому

      If I recall correctly, the first combat submarine to actually fight in a war was the H. L. Hunley, built by the Confederacy during the US Civil War. It turned out to be shockingly effective... at killing its own crew, that is. After failing several times during testing, it managed to sink a single Union ship, the USS Housatonic, before being lost for good with all hands on board. Its final kill count was 26 men, of which 5 were Union, 20 were Confederate, and one was the submarine's creator itself, a civilian marine engineer named Horace Lawson Hunley.

  • @Flopsos
    @Flopsos 5 років тому +364

    France: *exists*
    Germany: it’s free real estate

    • @_aragornyesyes_7171
      @_aragornyesyes_7171 5 років тому +28

      Poland:Exist
      Germany & USSR:*ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

    • @felixvanmears
      @felixvanmears 5 років тому +9

      Poland: exists
      Austria Russia Prussia:
      *It's free real estate*

    • @EASY7356
      @EASY7356 5 років тому

      Go thank Napoleon

    • @voughklry8362
      @voughklry8362 5 років тому +7

      Literally all if Europe: exist
      Germany: it’s free real estate

  • @thearisen7301
    @thearisen7301 5 років тому +621

    Hans: "The transmission broke..."
    Franz: "Again!?"

    • @im.koyami
      @im.koyami 4 роки тому +2

      The Arisen F R A N Z D E N K A I S E R

    • @pierresihite8854
      @pierresihite8854 4 роки тому +4

      NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN

    • @maxace1078
      @maxace1078 4 роки тому +4

      Pierre Sihite nein, it’s nein

    • @corey6537
      @corey6537 4 роки тому +1

      Ahh the bob semple transmission WOULD BE DOMMINENT

    • @dathn9880
      @dathn9880 4 роки тому

      @@im.koyami U N S E R N G U T E R N K A I S E R F R A N Z

  • @m.bukhori2304
    @m.bukhori2304 5 років тому +1303

    Lv 1 p1000 ratte
    Vs
    Lv 99 type 95 ha-go

    • @draske_
      @draske_ 5 років тому +82

      Lvl 99 Bob semple tank*

    • @rundown_2043
      @rundown_2043 5 років тому +20

      @@draske_ would be a tight match

    • @infinitesnek-worldserpent8229
      @infinitesnek-worldserpent8229 5 років тому +21

      *Lv 9999999999999999999 big bob semple*

    • @captainnyet9855
      @captainnyet9855 5 років тому +15

      Missed opportunity to say lvl 95 Ha-Go, just sayin.

    • @ceasefire915
      @ceasefire915 5 років тому +4

      C'mon is this even a match? What a waste of a good ratte......

  • @xSolarPhantomx
    @xSolarPhantomx 5 років тому +67

    6:19 That "derp" caught me off guard.

  • @fmac6783
    @fmac6783 4 роки тому +106

    “When the history channel was the world war 2 channel” so, now

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 4 роки тому +13

      Oh sweet summer child...

    • @SCHMALLZZZ
      @SCHMALLZZZ 4 роки тому +10

      Your guys know all the good stuff is on Military History Channel right?

    • @De4thHunter117
      @De4thHunter117 3 роки тому +12

      No now it's the AnCiEnT aLiEnS 👽 channel

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao 3 роки тому

      @@SCHMALLZZZ they have the old stuff

    • @FemmeCatGirl
      @FemmeCatGirl 3 роки тому +1

      No, now it's just the really shitty theory channel

  • @elpoturu
    @elpoturu 5 років тому +677

    You mean back when history channel was actually a channel about history? Yeah I remember those days *single tear*

    • @iceoriental123
      @iceoriental123 5 років тому +43

      Which is sad because even when they were about history, they were still inaccurate as fuck.

    • @iceoriental123
      @iceoriental123 5 років тому +21

      @Johnny Dotson They're responsible for most Wehraboos and Tankies today. And that was when they were about History. Holy shit, it's like they can't get worse, but then they did.

    • @rubenlopez3364
      @rubenlopez3364 5 років тому +12

      Ancient Aliens is history tho

    • @user-sv1xb8oe9t
      @user-sv1xb8oe9t 5 років тому +2

      @@iceoriental123 you sure about that mate

    • @dolonodo9988
      @dolonodo9988 5 років тому +1

      You mean "flammable" tin boxes? Yes they are biased, towards the allies....

  • @aarotron2189
    @aarotron2189 5 років тому +5387

    Naming almost all tanks after cats can only mean nazis were furries.

    • @ottovonbismarck6526
      @ottovonbismarck6526 5 років тому +420

      Huh, Plausible.

    • @itsabuscus1619
      @itsabuscus1619 5 років тому +734

      Pawsible

    • @squidwardart
      @squidwardart 5 років тому +90

      btw tigers are panthers so having diffetent tanks called tiger and panther doesnt make too much sense

    • @kstreet7438
      @kstreet7438 5 років тому +72

      Aarotron didn’t nazi Germany ban vivisection on animals?

    • @aarotron2189
      @aarotron2189 5 років тому +128

      @@kstreet7438 and gave animal rights i think

  • @octavian2381
    @octavian2381 5 років тому +754

    Yes, the good old days where the history channel showed WW2 documentaries instead of aliens and pawn shops and The American Heroes Channel wasn't the Heinrich Himmler channel.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 5 років тому +36

      Guess it time to sent the cable to the Gulag

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 5 років тому +71

      In the early to mid 2000's the History Channel in my home was called the Hitler Channel. I have a keen interest in WW2 and so I watched mostly everything they created. However in hind sight most of that stuff they created was utter shit. However it was still much better then the reality TV BS they create today.

    • @latenightgamer30
      @latenightgamer30 5 років тому +1

      @@Wallyworld30 OH i didn't want to blame you, but "Erwin Rommel" who wrote the comment.

    • @Germanempireaboolilel
      @Germanempireaboolilel 5 років тому +10

      @@latenightgamer30 Erwin war alles aber sicher kein Nazi.

    • @lordgzstg6181
      @lordgzstg6181 5 років тому +4

      They also now show conspiracy theories on American heroes and the military channel to. Sad times.

  • @andrewstewart1464
    @andrewstewart1464 4 роки тому +77

    As a former VW mechanic, the Germans constantly updating and changing their product throughout it's lifespan is definitely a cultural thing. I stopped counting all the times there were trim-specific and mid-model-year changes. It's one of the reasons they can be difficult to work on. I can only imagine what being a panzer field technician was like (actually no, because I'd be the bad guy).

    • @pecetabla8042
      @pecetabla8042 Рік тому +2

      Depending on the front:
      on west? Yes
      on east? No

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 Рік тому +5

      Fortunately for you, there wasn't such a thing as a field mechanic for Germany, typically any repairs on tanks that were needed were shipped back to the factories and done there. It's sighted as one of the failures of the German war machine.

    • @Vegito_Fanpage
      @Vegito_Fanpage Рік тому +5

      ​@@pecetabla8042
      Depending on the front:
      West: Yes
      East: Yes

    • @pecetabla8042
      @pecetabla8042 Рік тому +1

      @@Vegito_Fanpage well, they were definitely better than the soviets, or max just as bad as them, where they are still not the bad guys, because "if everyone a bad guy, then noone is a bad guy"

    • @Vegito_Fanpage
      @Vegito_Fanpage Рік тому +2

      @@pecetabla8042 The soviets were bad, nazis were far and away worse.

  • @konigjager4245
    @konigjager4245 5 років тому +27

    "Back when the history channel was more like the WW2 channel" the nostalgia was real when you said that

  • @asebeleketo1466
    @asebeleketo1466 5 років тому +230

    what if Tiger 1 was actually a bob semple mk2 that got stolen when hitler went to vacation to new zealand?

    • @Piromanofeliz
      @Piromanofeliz 5 років тому +8

      Big bob

    • @squidwardart
      @squidwardart 5 років тому +2

      @@Piromanofeliz isnt it ratte?

    • @moep03
      @moep03 5 років тому +1

      Thats actually true. He has hidden it in his underpants. He only had 1 ball so there was enough room for it.

    • @dukecraig2402
      @dukecraig2402 5 років тому +2

      @@moep03
      When you only have one ball the other one grows to double it's normal size to compensate (or at least that's what I heard from a friend who had testicular cancer and had to have one removed, when he ask me if I wanted to see the words "no that's ok" couldn't come out fast enough).

    • @dukecraig2402
      @dukecraig2402 5 років тому +1

      @@moep03
      Don't feel sorry for him, he's got a giant nut and jokes around about it allt he time, he's always wanting to show it to people.

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 років тому +461

    WHO WOULD WON,
    *LVL 99 BOB SEMPLE TANK*
    OR
    *LVL 99 TSAR TANK*

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 5 років тому +2166

    Meanwhile in the Wehraboo headquarters...
    Wehr1: What's wrong?
    Wehr2: I don't know... i feel a disturbance

    • @djsk2016
      @djsk2016 5 років тому +130

      muh grandfather was a panther commander in stallingrad

    • @mandernachluca3774
      @mandernachluca3774 5 років тому +60

      Here in the freeaboo headquaters:
      *"The force will be with us"*

    • @titanicman9329
      @titanicman9329 5 років тому +39

      @@djsk2016 muh grandfather was a soviet t34-85 commander in stalingradand was the first to knock out a panther tank

    • @djsk2016
      @djsk2016 5 років тому +60

      @@titanicman9329 muh grandfather was the sniper in the fountain in that scene in enemy at the gates

    • @matthewstevens4462
      @matthewstevens4462 5 років тому +18

      *muh 1/5 Kill ratio, Sherman is gay*

  • @cloroxbleach9222
    @cloroxbleach9222 5 років тому +31

    The Panzerkampfwagen I: perfect tractor for sowing the fields and destroying Gopher holes.

  • @spicypeppermint1039
    @spicypeppermint1039 4 роки тому +54

    Germany:”laughs in powerful tractors”
    Italy:”cries in memes”
    Japan:"laughs in overpowered anime humans"

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 5 років тому +300

    HANS
    *Get the unused tank projects*

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 років тому +27

      HANS
      The transmission broke down

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +25

      HANS,
      WE RAN OUT OF AMMUNITION, GO BACK!

    • @TheHughgee
      @TheHughgee 5 років тому +20

      *HANS*
      This tank's too slow to retreat. Bail out and set it on fire

    • @yoloeveryday9057
      @yoloeveryday9057 5 років тому +15

      HANS
      GET DIE LUFTWAFFE

    • @leodoz1016
      @leodoz1016 5 років тому +14

      HANS
      the bombers are coming

  • @TheCatpirate
    @TheCatpirate 5 років тому +380

    Ve vill make ze gun bigger und ze armor thicker.

    • @James-dq7oi
      @James-dq7oi 5 років тому +47

      Ja Ist good plan hans

    • @f.l.3978
      @f.l.3978 5 років тому +67

      Motor : *breaks after few hundred kilometers*
      Motor : *cries*

    • @rozels6152
      @rozels6152 5 років тому +10

      Du bist ein Genie, hans!

    • @Rahbert_Dabroos
      @Rahbert_Dabroos 5 років тому +41

      Mein gott ze transmission broke

    • @jacksonbowns1087
      @jacksonbowns1087 5 років тому +8

      Vas about ze engine und ze transmission?

  • @jakobc.2558
    @jakobc.2558 5 років тому +456

    You realy should have talked a little bit more about the Sturmgeschütze(Stu) since it was the most produced german tank of the war...
    ...because it was made out of the bodys of dead Pz.3/4's and germany had a lot of those.

    • @damnlemons5331
      @damnlemons5331 5 років тому +26

      wait they legit used dead tanks to make new deadly tanks?

    • @ottovonbismarck6526
      @ottovonbismarck6526 5 років тому +13

      @Prussian Eagle I still put my faith in the Marder- series and Selbstfahrlafetten. Hey, if it works, it works.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 5 років тому +16

      So does that make it a Zombie Tank?!

    • @ethangellman4563
      @ethangellman4563 5 років тому +1

      Jean-Luc Martel yes

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 5 років тому +5

      @Kaiser Wilhelm II Jagdtiger was made out of a already rare Tank. The Hetzer(which wasn't actualy called that in WW2) was much better since it had a gun that was good enough to kill Allied and Soviet tanks, had good sloped armor and was made for very cheap production money.

  • @rubenszabo1453
    @rubenszabo1453 4 роки тому +116

    "the German tanks had many variants"
    *laughs in bf-109*

    • @mixedtv7083
      @mixedtv7083 2 роки тому +8

      *laughs in Sherman M4 variants*

    • @TPE429
      @TPE429 2 роки тому +4

      Laughs in T-34 variants

    • @SurplusTrader
      @SurplusTrader 2 роки тому +1

      Laughs in spaghetti variants

    • @pecetabla8042
      @pecetabla8042 Рік тому

      @@TPE429 the T-34 didn't had like only 4 variant?

    • @TPE429
      @TPE429 Рік тому

      @@pecetabla8042 Nope theres alot more
      They are just not as famous
      Theres
      There was even a T34 Variant with a flamethrower

  • @Gorillaz149
    @Gorillaz149 5 років тому +41

    "Shitpost on academic level"
    Thats the dream isnt it?

  • @AzurBarnitzke
    @AzurBarnitzke 5 років тому +259

    *France: Lvl 1 crook*
    *Blitzkrieg: Lvl 99 boss.*
    Only god can say what happens next.

    • @megamagner9463
      @megamagner9463 5 років тому +11

      Maginot Line: Lv1 Crook
      Blitzkrieg: Lv 99 Boss

    • @voughklry8362
      @voughklry8362 5 років тому +10

      Russian snow storm: *litterally god*

    • @ancientwarrior3482
      @ancientwarrior3482 5 років тому +18

      @@voughklry8362 Finnish winter: *beyond the god level*

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 5 років тому +4

      @@ancientwarrior3482
      KV-2: *am about to end this snow's whole career*

    • @quentinprzewozny613
      @quentinprzewozny613 5 років тому +1

      Panzer III : Lv 1 Crook
      Char B1 : Lv 99 Boss

  • @Richi_Boi
    @Richi_Boi 5 років тому +43

    This man does not care about the 10-minute mark,
    RESPECT!

  • @Nintendofan570
    @Nintendofan570 5 років тому +336

    Do a video on French tanks, or at the very least the French military

    • @cvetomirgeorgiev9106
      @cvetomirgeorgiev9106 5 років тому +52

      What's that

    • @Skylark_102
      @Skylark_102 5 років тому +25

      good point, their designs are solid but weird

    • @yourlordandsavior6940
      @yourlordandsavior6940 5 років тому +10

      @@Skylark_102 their modern designs were decent but they still used FT17s

    • @antlerman7644
      @antlerman7644 5 років тому +27

      We couldn't watch it because the video would be backwards...

    • @darthkillhoon
      @darthkillhoon 5 років тому +4

      They surrender

  • @GeorgeSemel
    @GeorgeSemel 5 років тому +9

    Something so simple as two-way radio communication would have such far-reaching implications. Guardian was among other things a genius. He gave his tanks the edge when they should not have even had an edge and that edge made all the difference in the early stages of the War.

  • @dwaynevenzon643
    @dwaynevenzon643 4 роки тому +31

    "GERMANS LIKE IT FROM THE BACK"
    "GERMANS LIKE IT BIG"
    "GERMANS GOT ENDURANCE HOPE YOU GOT SOME TOO"

  • @pantyslack
    @pantyslack 5 років тому +229

    Leich traktor is the best tank in the war

    • @davidgreen5099
      @davidgreen5099 5 років тому +5

      Better than this? ua-cam.com/video/V-nSxFimoHg/v-deo.html

    • @yourlocalt72
      @yourlocalt72 5 років тому +7

      pantyslack bob semple tank was best i saw that one bob semple destroyed 40 panzer 4s and 100 panzer 3s in africa

    • @pantyslack
      @pantyslack 5 років тому +4

      @@jvnkosmiggles5939 top ten anime duels

    • @Daemon__Sultanah
      @Daemon__Sultanah 5 років тому +3

      When they add the bob semple tank to WoT it'll be 3 tiers over the current highest tier.

    • @avocadoooo186
      @avocadoooo186 4 роки тому +2

      Leichttraktor. leicht for light and Traktor for tractor. not ligh tractor.

  • @lord_boneman
    @lord_boneman 5 років тому +36

    “Back when it was basically the WWII channel...”
    Well at least it had history back then. Now it’s conspiracy theories and Pawn Stars.

    • @ardenn234
      @ardenn234 4 роки тому +1

      i wish i could keep clicking this thumbs up button, they're a disgrace these days

    • @SK-tr1wo
      @SK-tr1wo 4 роки тому

      History channel: WWII? Best I can do is Pawn Stars and conspiracy theories, im taking a huge risk here.

  • @Nathan-he9hs
    @Nathan-he9hs 5 років тому +72

    The French when the Belgian border starts speaking german

    • @aneesh2115
      @aneesh2115 5 років тому

      The Germans when the eastern weather snow tanks and soldiers start speaking communism

  • @evanw2195
    @evanw2195 4 роки тому +9

    You’ll never be as cool as these German boys riding a panzer 5:27

  • @mikaz0850
    @mikaz0850 4 роки тому +71

    Soviet Union: hey Germany, what’s all that extra panzers for??
    Germany: It’s a *SURPRISE* tool that will help us later

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 5 років тому +110

    "This, this is what's going to win you the war"

    • @billbolor9142
      @billbolor9142 5 років тому +7

      MikeGoesBoom ...but that thing... *points at bob semple tank* ...that thing scares me.

    • @edyslavico3761
      @edyslavico3761 5 років тому

      Ahah

    • @kiri2784
      @kiri2784 4 роки тому

      Sold!

    • @juliethurgood3667
      @juliethurgood3667 4 роки тому +2

      Japan: exists
      Also Japan: *sees bob Semple tank*, *looks back at Japanese tanks*
      WhAt HaVe We BeEn DoInG?

  • @lunaceleste4252
    @lunaceleste4252 5 років тому +35

    "This video will be kind of brief"
    (part 1)

  • @tomtomnichtnavi1431
    @tomtomnichtnavi1431 5 років тому +6

    I just have to say, i love the clip at 1:08. The turret flying hundreds of meter in the air just shows how much power a tank is holding.

  • @fullcypress2232
    @fullcypress2232 4 роки тому +4

    You have a great point about their love for tinkering, They had a lot of different variations and designs though not all of them were actually developed but they really weren’t needed and didn’t make much of a difference

  • @billyreynolds9199
    @billyreynolds9199 5 років тому +13

    That was one of the smoothest transitions into the ad. Noice.

  • @bskorupk
    @bskorupk 5 років тому +5

    PUFFERY! - "German Tank Designers were on their own when coming up with new tank designs, back then they probably wished they could have had somewhere they could have gone to learn the process instead of having to figure it out all by themselves" J.K. I love your videos! :)

  • @MatoVuc
    @MatoVuc 5 років тому +6

    oh man, that stealth insert of Skillshare at the end almost made me go for it.
    Well done, good sir!

  • @PanzerPicture
    @PanzerPicture 5 років тому +503

    With that greenscreen bit, you turned yourself even more into Pewdiepie.
    So were is that original content, if been hearing so much about.

    • @unitednationsrep.lipton2470
      @unitednationsrep.lipton2470 5 років тому +35

      Panzer Picture I want to say his fact based opinion is the original content

    • @LiamCameron77
      @LiamCameron77 5 років тому +24

      Panzer Picture you could just as easily say that pewdiepie copies filthyfrank

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +2

      More like SuperBunnyhop, lol.

    • @wrickerishwrung1935
      @wrickerishwrung1935 5 років тому +1

      please learn how to grammar

    • @PanzerPicture
      @PanzerPicture 5 років тому +6

      @@wrickerishwrung1935 I will, then you learn to speak and write Dutch and German.

  • @benkenobi5107
    @benkenobi5107 5 років тому +5

    Been watching since April of 2018 and I've seen you go from right around 10,000 subs to over 210,000 in 9 months, really glad to see such a great channel do so well, nice job and here's to many more years of great content.

  • @calamatias4568
    @calamatias4568 5 років тому +20

    The Panzer 1 wasn't a Training tank the Training Version of the Panzer 1 was a Version that didn't had a turret so the Panzer 1 Was Actually a Battle tank

    • @seanmalloy7249
      @seanmalloy7249 3 роки тому +1

      It didn't have a superstructure at all, actually; just lacking a turret would have still stuck the driver with his vision slit to see through, and for the trainees being able to see what they were doing so they didn't run over/into everything was more important. And it makes the tank look more innocuous to be entirely open with seats in the back for the instructor(s).
      But the PzKpfW I actually was intended to be a training vehicle; unfortunately, the limitations of the German 'craftsman' system of mass production, where each worker in the assembly line had to have the skills to fill any position through the entire manufacturing process, meant that it was difficult to ramp up production quickly, and as a result the Heer had to use PzKpfW I and II to make up the quantity of tanks that their plans required at the start of the war.

  • @TheCatpirate
    @TheCatpirate 5 років тому +40

    I dub thee "The big bois"

  • @normalsabatonfan3077
    @normalsabatonfan3077 5 років тому +44

    History behind girls und panzer das finale

  • @norad_clips
    @norad_clips 5 років тому +10

    0:46 Unexpected dose of feels and nostalgia.
    I would watch those at my grandparents house, week after week.

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 3 роки тому +2

    5:24 So many people don't realise that, for the entire Battle for France, the Char B1 tank fielded by France was immune to ALL German tanks and anti-tank guns from the front, and very resistant from the sides. In one case, a single Char B1 destroyed about 12-13 German tanks in just a few minutes.

    • @Kalashnikov413
      @Kalashnikov413 3 роки тому

      and the Char B1 is too rare to make a significant change, especially against the Luftwaffe

    • @lechendary
      @lechendary 2 роки тому

      you see the b1 is french which makes it bad

  • @noimage1254
    @noimage1254 2 роки тому +2

    *Meanwhile at the German Battle Tank Development Office*
    Gunther: Hans, we need a better transmission!
    Hans: More armor, you say?
    Gunther: Nien! Better transmission!
    Hans: Bigger kannon, you say?
    Gunther: Goddamit Hans.
    Hans: Oh! Battleship cannon!
    Gunther: ....
    Gunther: Ja, Hans, JA.

  • @andrasbeke3012
    @andrasbeke3012 5 років тому +5

    That is the most "I see what you did there" transition to a skillshare plug I've ever seen

  • @jamespearce7110
    @jamespearce7110 5 років тому +38

    A good video. As usual. Well done sir

  • @TuShan18
    @TuShan18 5 років тому +14

    Don’t get me wrong, tigers and panthers are awesome (especially tiger 1) but the panzer IV and stug are two of my favorite vehicles. Like you said, not a lot of vehicles managed to remain relevant from 1939 to 1945. They even had an interesting post war service to other countries. Plus their actually models from the German army that actually worked.

    • @tngtrivedi
      @tngtrivedi 5 років тому

      Panther is good, but the tiger is terrible. IMO the best ww2 tank was the m4 then, the panther and at last, the tenk-34.

    • @Panzerman231
      @Panzerman231 Рік тому +1

      @@tngtrivedi I may be wrong but I thought the tiger had less mechanical issues than the panther, and also the tiger wasn’t an entirely anti tank vehicle it was made to break through enemy defensive positions

    • @collinwood6573
      @collinwood6573 Рік тому

      @@Panzerman231the Tiger 1 was a bit complicated, but not overly unreliable. It seems people see that the Porche Tiger and the Tiger 2 were unreliable and just assume the Tiger 1 also was.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 3 роки тому +2

    Any German officer: *eh he's fine.*
    Any German officer with a monocle: *he is an avengers level threat!*

  • @fetusofetuso2122
    @fetusofetuso2122 3 роки тому +2

    imagine they won their campaigns with Panzer II, III.C and IV.As, and lost their campaigns with Panthers and Tigers.

  • @silver_hussar2287
    @silver_hussar2287 5 років тому +66

    hey mate, just wondering when you'r going to do your 200k special on girlz und panzer das finale OVA

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 5 років тому +1

      I hope so

    • @myon-
      @myon- 5 років тому +1

      he said he plans on watching all of the OVA's, so consider it a possibility

    • @lonelypotato3001
      @lonelypotato3001 5 років тому

      Only the first part of the finale came out yet. Part II seems to be aired in June 2019 but idk how many parts das Finale has

  • @thatguyshwag
    @thatguyshwag 5 років тому +69

    german tanks are stronger than thanos with the infinity glauntet

    • @CC-dq6ck
      @CC-dq6ck 5 років тому +4

      Stalin is stronker with the gauntlet

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 5 років тому +6

      until the transmission breaks anyways

    • @jbmst1450
      @jbmst1450 5 років тому

      What happens when Hitler gets the gauntlet?

    • @CC-dq6ck
      @CC-dq6ck 5 років тому

      @@jbmst1450 he can't, Stalin killed him with kv2 round

    • @nosoyarkano7624
      @nosoyarkano7624 5 років тому

      swag ua Ya mean all jews and half of the Soviets? Xd

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse 5 років тому +57

    A7V fans, where y'all at?
    No one?
    Okay.

  • @six2make4
    @six2make4 5 років тому +2

    Actually the Panzer 1 was not a training tank pushed into service, it's a common myth, it had it's own training tank with no armaments and other things not needed when not in combat. I'll try to find sources later, but I suggest anyone looks it up themselves as with all information.

  • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
    @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 4 роки тому +7

    “Academic-level shit posting”
    Love it

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 5 років тому +47

    i love it how your british meme was just you showering the british with just compliments, and you make one on the germans, and its just neutral comments, both bad and good

    • @MrPancake777
      @MrPancake777 5 років тому +27

      Because strictly speaking the British tanks were heavily underrated while the German tanks were heavily overrated to a point where they held mystical status (I myself used to have that view as well)

    • @celestemunda7143
      @celestemunda7143 2 роки тому

      His British meme video was just him showering the British with compliments? Watch the whole video first, not just the first four minutes.

  • @thatrandomguy8157
    @thatrandomguy8157 5 років тому +34

    *Erika stops*

    • @ottovonbismarck6526
      @ottovonbismarck6526 5 років тому +12

      *Reverses time*
      Me: Finally
      *Preußens gloria starts*

    • @cosmo4698
      @cosmo4698 5 років тому +1

      Otto von Bismarck *turns up volume and pivots speakers toward France*

  • @FreedomFighterEx
    @FreedomFighterEx 5 років тому +3

    I don't know why but I found the last part where you insert "If German has skillshare" is so funny.

  • @THEDonnyB
    @THEDonnyB Рік тому +1

    There's so many nails in the German tank coffin that there's no longer any wood.

  • @MrSlug-ki9jl
    @MrSlug-ki9jl 2 роки тому

    "Okay Klaus, I am shifting it into high... and we left half of the tank behind"

  • @Atzy
    @Atzy 5 років тому +24

    "Skillshare: Great for nazis!" is a bit of a strange thing to say about your sponsor

  • @bugfighter5949
    @bugfighter5949 5 років тому +6

    History channel went from WWII channel to pawn shop channel.

    • @uproar8745
      @uproar8745 5 років тому +1

      no it's the ancient aliens channel

  • @Anastasia_Romanova1901
    @Anastasia_Romanova1901 5 років тому +65

    Germans used skillshare in ww1 until it got defeated by the soviets using Wix :)

    • @ottovonbismarck6526
      @ottovonbismarck6526 5 років тому +2

      I think it was the British who used it.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +3

      Why are you holding your decapitated head? And didn’t you die at Midway?

    • @rainierdanredondo1278
      @rainierdanredondo1278 5 років тому +1

      @@bkjeong4302 don't ask, you might not comprehend with her past

    • @EASY7356
      @EASY7356 5 років тому

      Soviet Union didn't exist during ww1 tho and Russia left ww1 because of the soviets, so they kinda actually helped the central powers in ww1

    • @ancientwarrior3482
      @ancientwarrior3482 5 років тому

      @@EASY7356 Russia left ww1 cuz the tsar didn't know how to give his citizens food, same problem with Stalin. However Tsar's actions angered the bolsheviks.

  • @olavc.oevele1902
    @olavc.oevele1902 5 років тому +1

    Dude, that was the best advertisement, I have ever seen on YT videos. It was even better than the already excellent tank stuff.

  • @yuehaowu
    @yuehaowu 4 роки тому +4

    4:04 I was playing roblox in another tab while watching this and for real thought somebody just died

  • @chiuananda5573
    @chiuananda5573 5 років тому +3

    Potential hostory I know you probably wont see this comment but I just want to say that I absolutely love your videos, and I am 12 years so like when youre a kid I also like ww2 amd tanks especially German Tanks you had teached me so much about ww2 I just want to say thank you, Keep up the good work man, youre videos are golden

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 5 років тому +3

    1:17 that panther suspension is just beautiful how it functions.

  • @hefish
    @hefish 3 роки тому +4

    0:14 should have been “Ghost Division” by Sabaton

  • @diedertspijkerboer
    @diedertspijkerboer 3 роки тому +2

    The German tank meme can be easily understood. 1,300 Tiger tanks is just better than 50,000 Sherman tanks. Except when you have to fight a war.

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 3 роки тому +3

      So judging by the purpose these vehicles were supposed to serve.. not very good then

    • @youraveragescotsman7119
      @youraveragescotsman7119 3 роки тому +3

      No I'd still say 50,000 Sherman Tanks are much, much better than 1,300 Tigers.

    • @Kalashnikov413
      @Kalashnikov413 2 роки тому

      1,3000 Tigers, most of them were very identical variants
      50,000 Shermans, a lot of them were very different than each others

    • @Fishing_Nature25
      @Fishing_Nature25 Рік тому

      @@Kalashnikov413 opposite way round

    • @Kalashnikov413
      @Kalashnikov413 Рік тому

      @@Fishing_Nature25 what do you mean?

  • @haroldgodwinson832
    @haroldgodwinson832 3 роки тому +1

    Excellent analysis. Unlike so many others who discuss this topic; you actually appear to know what you're talking about.

  • @jakebeaudry3888
    @jakebeaudry3888 5 років тому +6

    As a French (Canadien), this meme in the intro sure may me laugh.XD

  • @jonjoun11
    @jonjoun11 5 років тому +3

    4:47 Ah, that CoD 1 German radio, so much nostalgia.

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 5 років тому +68

    How do you spell overrated in German?
    “Panther”

  • @Gleichtritt
    @Gleichtritt 4 роки тому +2

    So basically the Germans had teamspeak, while fighting random teams.

  • @jamesking9378
    @jamesking9378 5 років тому +4

    "Shitposting on an academic level" haha, damn I'm glad I found your channel

  • @lukemarchand4183
    @lukemarchand4183 5 років тому +109

    Wehraboos in the comments in 3... 2... 1...

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 4 роки тому +11

    0:00 - 0:17
    Detailed history of what happened to France in WWII.

  • @battlegroundgamer3364
    @battlegroundgamer3364 5 років тому +22

    Damnit, if the Nazis got skill share, they can win the war easily!

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 3 роки тому

      Yeah if Jerry leader hadn't just gotten skill share before operation barborrassa he would've won moscow

  • @collinbuckley3356
    @collinbuckley3356 Рік тому +1

    hans von seeckt was the reason germany was so prepared he prepped every officer without any weapons dduring the versaille treaty

  • @hey8139
    @hey8139 2 роки тому

    The line “so now I’m shitposting on an academic level” is amazing lol

  • @ET-Gamer
    @ET-Gamer 5 років тому +10

    The StuG is bae

  • @acewolfgang276
    @acewolfgang276 5 років тому +4

    "Now I can shit post at an academic level."
    Oh god my sides XD

  • @Ark--fn8my
    @Ark--fn8my 3 роки тому +5

    German is the engineer heaven and mechanic hell

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 3 роки тому

      They make big and heavy monstrosity which shoots hard, far and sharp, takes damage like - duh - a tank and moves as fast as any other tank. It also spends even more time than any other tank in maintenance depot. That is if it even gets there as it runs out of gasoline.

  • @elsvanwin6816
    @elsvanwin6816 4 роки тому +1

    The Panzer I was not designed as a training tank however, seeing as there was literally a training tank variant of the Panzer I with only one machine gun. Guderian only referred to them as training tanks in his post-war memoirs.

  • @buysideprussian
    @buysideprussian 4 роки тому +1

    Your commentary beginning around the 2:00 minute mark encapsulates the main reason for success: doctrine, (devolved) command structure, and learning the right lessons from WW1. The latter point is especially crucial as German tactics in WW1 were unquestionably superior to France and Britain (especially Britain). The allied victory led to both France and Britain (less so America) to draw the wrong conclusion that their tactics were successful. Germans noted correctly that operationally their tactics were sound, and simply improved upon them, to the point where they were fighting a completely different (and better) form of warfare. “Blitzkrieg” despite the meme, was really just an expansion of German WW1 doctrine.

    • @buysideprussian
      @buysideprussian 4 роки тому

      Key point is that Germany’s real backbone of armored forces (in terms of matching allied and Soviet tanks), were its tank destroyers. Best example (and probably most widely used if I remember correctly) was the Model 38t frame with the turret removed, replaced with a much better gun mounted on the frame.