Kutulue What...? Are you dumb? We as a human species have created a magnificent invention known as the "smartphone". It is a technological advancement to that of a computer which allows one to access the internet all from within a pocket-device known as said "smartphone". You may not have known this, but you can ACTUALLY watch UA-cam videos from this so-called "smartphone" without even owning a computer! I know, it's amazing and is a recently new invention so you may not have known about it, but it exists! This person who you disbelieve may actually own one, and is using THAT to access UA-cam videos.
The ones who made this video deserves an award for ingenuity and humour. I have never seen anybody convey the concept of "sarcasm" so well in a single video. Congratz, "Bright Side", you've done it! You've finally understood what makes good humour, what sarcasm is, and finally: What makes *GOOD* sarcasm.
I cannot believe just how awesome it is that this person posted these completely accurate examples of pure sarcasm! This video is just SO hilarious!! The school system in their area must be just the top of the class!
*WOAH WOAH WOAH* I just had an amazing random thought! do you think the ocean is salty because land never waves back?? My brain just exploded thinking about it!!
@@imamess4711 A joke about how being salty is when you like upset/mad about something. So the ocean is salty because the land never waves back. You know oceans have waves and wave is like saying hi there, so the ocean is mad cause the land doesn't wave back
Lola Playz my Irish uncle in London was in a pub drinking , when his wife walked in with his burnt dinner and put it in the bar counter...my uncle simply replayed ‘did u bring the salt, hun.!!’....think he had to duck after that.!!!!
Joke. friends Woman 1: "Why do you look so sad" Woman 2: "My husband had an accident today when he was going to buy pizza for dinner" Woman 1: "Don´t worry, you can make pasta instead"
roderigodetriano Actually it's not. Sarcasm is a manner of speaking in which you say one thing, but actually mean another. This underlying meaning will more often than not be scornful or show contempt. Cynicism is a way of thinking, which entails that you believe people are motivated by their own self interests.
BRIGHT SIDE, whoever named this video should be praised for their understanding of the English language. They could possibly rival that of Alanis Morissette herself. True genius is hard to find. P.S. Those texts were so witty I laughed so hard I thought my sides would split. It wasn't a waste of time at all...
Most of the examples of irony is Alanis Morissette's song aren't actually ironic. Irony is an occurrence that is unexpected in a way that is amusing and while 'Rain on your wedding day' and 'a free ride when you've already paid' are unexpected, I don't think anyone would find them particularly amusing.
One of the hardest things in life is to stop loving a girl who no longer loves you. Me: "Did I told you it was easiest thing in death to continue loving a girl who still exists"
+BRIGHT SIDE, the title alone pretty much describes what happens in the whole 12 minute Texting Episode. Out of all the 35 hilarious texting clips shown, #'s 3, 10, 11, and 13 are by far the absolute best fitting ones. For anyone who didn't get the chance to get the entire context of those 4 specific clips, here is essentially what they are. It's also worth mentioning, only one of the texters in each clip are given their name, as indicated on the upper left corner of the screen. #3: This one uses the known name Penny, which was a girls name which I personally knew nobody possess after Elementary School back 7-8 years ago. Along with bringing her name back to memory, she also gives a genuinely kind compliment to whom she is texting, which alone stand out to be the reasons this clip is on my list :) #10: Okay, this had to be at least close to the greatest LOL moment in the video due to these factors. Matt starts off by saying Hello, which then follows the response of Yes. Matt then brings up a good point that saying Yes made just no sense, and Hello was just more logical. Right after all that, he asks a yes/no question following with the other texter giving the literal funniest response, saying Hello when only Yes and No were applicable. Long story short, he first says Yes instead of Hello, and then Hello instead of yes #11: Interestingly enough, these next two don't give even one of the texters name. Anyway, this Unknown Number guy is looking for a real photographer, and the other guy says he really is. Funny, at least, the Unknown Number asks to borrow Little Mermaid's tail, and other exotic costumes for proof. When he states he is unable to do any of this due to not having any of these costumes, he is then declared as not a real photographer as unable to dress up any fellow actors, simply resulting in the Unknown number guy moving on to the next person. #13: Yet, another Unknown Number guy asks, this time how much it would cost for a tattoo. The response just questions what specific tattoo he needs. He states it doesn't matter what tattoo, as long as he gets one, and that's enough to determine it's cost at $70. Even more hilarious, afterwards, the Unknown Number guy then asks what tattoo, and is responded, again, by It Doesn't Matter. Similar to #10 in a way, this is the same text, just implied in a different way throughout the scene, which makes it even more fun to keep watching :D Despite me taking these texts WAY more literally as this video intended them to be, I still found them to fit very well into their main purpose, a funny compilation of Master Sarcasm Texters. Keep up the great work again, +BRIGHT SIDE. We hope to see awesome videos like this in the future :D
AveTheNoob has the most common knowledge about this subject of research will make more money and make more levels on my phone than on phone now my friends know what they're going with when they are all about them and they are not as bad as it is because it doesn't work
does anyone want to learn to do this *hi* Just put one of these * in front of the first letter of the word and behind the last letter of the word and if u want to Learn to do this -hi- all u need to do is put one of these - in front of the first letter and behind the last letter
If anyone search after the music in this video: its "PlatinumEDM - Hearten". Also I would like to remind the channel operators that the piece of music used is under the license (CC BY-ND 3.0).
Lily Campbell what are you talking about? They're tooooooootalllyyy real. Because every single time you open up messages it always animates every single pop up! Bright sides content is allllwaaaayyysss 100% real!!
l know it's late... but what did u guys got for Christmas? l got a lenovo yoga tab 3 pro,new sneakers,money,clothes,fidget spinners etc.noww reply me by saying what did u got for Christmas. don't forrget to like me😊
O M G the 18th one ahahahah was like i must say that the girl surely has brains like it took me nearly 3mminutes to understand that and nearly eery other too"((
dude...you really are an expert at wasting your time aren't you? I mean you wasted time with your comment and watching this video....I'm so impressed you really are a master at this
I just watched a sad video and clicked on this without noticing, I was really confused about what all the comments where talking about and I was about to start questioning people and leaving comments about how we all need to have more positivity cause life n stuff.
"Just convey it with money, OK?" I'm dead 😹
Is your invitation still standing?
Yes. ^_^
Well, sit it back down! It's legs must be really tired by now!
Kyrst O'Keefe are u sitting on your bayonet again o'keefe?
???
Kyrst O'Keefe hehehe tears
Kyrst O'Keefe I was just reading your comment when i got to that part 😂
Charm University think of "your invitation"as someone's name
Is (he) still standing?
Yes
sit (him) back down...his legs must be tired by now...!!
This message will be lost in the comments forever!
Yasosu The convinced Weeb That moment you say that yet you're in the top
Yasosu The convinced Weeb Lol
I enter the video and there are 666 likes.
Yasosu The convinced Weeb nope
top comment
Yes, all of those texts were incredibly sarcastic and obviously 100% legit.
K
This is why I have trust issues
Oooooooooo
Did you get *mysterious messages*?
Unknown : Here's the adress
heres my number: BOOMBADABEEPBOOMPOW
I got one
Me: hi dude
Him: *picture of lighting McQueen*
Him: Kachow
*mysterious sarcastic messages*
But Mystic Messenger people XDDD
Meme Dank **K e r c h e W
Yeah, this is definitely sarcasm...
So glad to see these people know what they’re talking about.
For all those who have no idea what sarcasm actually is, that was an example.
Put the speed at 1.5, then thank me.
.-.
Matt The Mat I'm not on a computer -_-
+Melody Mendes Actually I am pretty sure you are on a computer. The only way to connect to the internet and view UA-cam is with a computer.
Kutulue are you being serious right now
Kutulue What...? Are you dumb? We as a human species have created a magnificent invention known as the "smartphone". It is a technological advancement to that of a computer which allows one to access the internet all from within a pocket-device known as said "smartphone". You may not have known this, but you can ACTUALLY watch UA-cam videos from this so-called "smartphone" without even owning a computer! I know, it's amazing and is a recently new invention so you may not have known about it, but it exists! This person who you disbelieve may actually own one, and is using THAT to access UA-cam videos.
The ones who made this video deserves an award for ingenuity and humour. I have never seen anybody convey the concept of "sarcasm" so well in a single video.
Congratz, "Bright Side", you've done it! You've finally understood what makes good humour, what sarcasm is, and finally: What makes *GOOD* sarcasm.
This is not the Oscars, Fred.
I cannot believe just how awesome it is that this person posted these completely accurate examples of pure sarcasm! This video is just SO hilarious!! The school system in their area must be just the top of the class!
*WOAH WOAH WOAH* I just had an amazing random thought! do you think the ocean is salty because land never waves back?? My brain just exploded thinking about it!!
Mia Gray Yes it is very salty
How could you notice your brain exploding, when it is obvious you never had one?
@@mechashark8830 what does this peeson mean...??
@@imamess4711 A joke about how being salty is when you like upset/mad about something. So the ocean is salty because the land never waves back. You know oceans have waves and wave is like saying hi there, so the ocean is mad cause the land doesn't wave back
Yeah, then you must find the ocean and girls very similar 👀
"I sent our son to buy pasta three hours ago, he still hadn't come back what should we do?: make pizza instead." Good parenting homie 👍
Call him and tell him to stop putting his noodles where they don't belong.
Ikr so smart pizza in my opinion is better then pasta anyway
Lola Playz my Irish uncle in London was in a pub drinking , when his wife walked in with his burnt dinner and put it in the bar counter...my uncle simply replayed ‘did u bring the salt, hun.!!’....think he had to duck after that.!!!!
Joke. friends
Woman 1: "Why do you look so sad"
Woman 2: "My husband had an accident today when he was going to buy pizza for dinner"
Woman 1: "Don´t worry, you can make pasta instead"
lol, maybe the best one:
Matt: Hello
other: Yes
Matt: You should answer 'Hello' not 'Yes'
Matt: Are you home now
other: Hello
It's a real feat when someone manages to get sarcasm right 35 times in a row!
Whatever you do, do not read this. I see you thinking about it. STOP.
You have the willpower of a caterpillar.
What if caterpillars have a lot of willpower?
Rainbow Tiger2105 whaa??
Jassalii true lol 😂
Rainbow Tiger2105 omg yus
Tara Francis curiosity of a cat!
Is your invitation still stading?
Me:"Why is it sitting?"
whoever made this video sure gets what sarcasm means 👀
zorosinpie of course...
zorosinpie whoever made this video would probably take your comment as a compliment
nice
I thought the last one was sarcastic.
Well, thode just set the perfect example of sarcasm
The word is "sarcasm".. not cynicism.. >_>
cynicism is another way of saying it --_--
roderigodetriano Actually it's not. Sarcasm is a manner of speaking in which you say one thing, but actually mean another. This underlying meaning will more often than not be scornful or show contempt. Cynicism is a way of thinking, which entails that you believe people are motivated by their own self interests.
Often people are sarcastic because they're cynical.
Excatly.
Or maybe "rudeness".
What could be more wonderful than to hear someone say ' I love you !'?
Hearing that whirring sound made by the ATM machine as it dispenses the cash!
"Can you ever stop thinking about food?!" Me: *eating while watching video*
This video is really well done. Good job, whoever you are.
4:11.
You taught me something right now
my poetic self: what would be more wonderful than hearing someone say: "i luv you!"?'
my other self: hearing: you won the lottery
"Threatening her with a great big knife"
"Hahaha you're so funny"
"A sensible choice"
2:50 got me real good! I laughed my head off!
Guys I'm alright! I'm alright!
I can swim. I think the guys who are drowning need to learn to...
Well of course you can't swim.......
You're a DORITO
Who else watched to see how much the battery on the phone would fill up?
me. I also noticed how this was an Android Layout with Apple emojis.
BRIGHT SIDE, whoever named this video should be praised for their understanding of the English language. They could possibly rival that of Alanis Morissette herself. True genius is hard to find.
P.S. Those texts were so witty I laughed so hard I thought my sides would split. It wasn't a waste of time at all...
Most of the examples of irony is Alanis Morissette's song aren't actually ironic. Irony is an occurrence that is unexpected in a way that is amusing and while 'Rain on your wedding day' and 'a free ride when you've already paid' are unexpected, I don't think anyone would find them particularly amusing.
I was actually utilising sarcasm... but... that could cause a never ending string of responses...
So much well-delivered sarcasm.
One of the hardest things in life is to stop loving a girl who no longer loves you.
Me: "Did I told you it was easiest thing in death to continue loving a girl who still exists"
My brother: _why do you always answer a question with another question?_
Me: _who? me?_
Adding the animated GIFs totally made this video for me.
I love you.I know, I love me too.
I love the one about adding oil to boiling pasta..... XD
"Are you a monster in bed?"
me: "No, I'm asleep in bed."
+BRIGHT SIDE, the title alone pretty much describes what happens in the whole 12 minute Texting Episode. Out of all the 35 hilarious texting clips shown, #'s 3, 10, 11, and 13 are by far the absolute best fitting ones. For anyone who didn't get the chance to get the entire context of those 4 specific clips, here is essentially what they are. It's also worth mentioning, only one of the texters in each clip are given their name, as indicated on the upper left corner of the screen.
#3: This one uses the known name Penny, which was a girls name which I personally knew nobody possess after Elementary School back 7-8 years ago. Along with bringing her name back to memory, she also gives a genuinely kind compliment to whom she is texting, which alone stand out to be the reasons this clip is on my list :)
#10: Okay, this had to be at least close to the greatest LOL moment in the video due to these factors. Matt starts off by saying Hello, which then follows the response of Yes. Matt then brings up a good point that saying Yes made just no sense, and Hello was just more logical. Right after all that, he asks a yes/no question following with the other texter giving the literal funniest response, saying Hello when only Yes and No were applicable. Long story short, he first says Yes instead of Hello, and then Hello instead of yes
#11: Interestingly enough, these next two don't give even one of the texters name. Anyway, this Unknown Number guy is looking for a real photographer, and the other guy says he really is. Funny, at least, the Unknown Number asks to borrow Little Mermaid's tail, and other exotic costumes for proof. When he states he is unable to do any of this due to not having any of these costumes, he is then declared as not a real photographer as unable to dress up any fellow actors, simply resulting in the Unknown number guy moving on to the next person.
#13: Yet, another Unknown Number guy asks, this time how much it would cost for a tattoo. The response just questions what specific tattoo he needs. He states it doesn't matter what tattoo, as long as he gets one, and that's enough to determine it's cost at $70. Even more hilarious, afterwards, the Unknown Number guy then asks what tattoo, and is responded, again, by It Doesn't Matter. Similar to #10 in a way, this is the same text, just implied in a different way throughout the scene, which makes it even more fun to keep watching :D
Despite me taking these texts WAY more literally as this video intended them to be, I still found them to fit very well into their main purpose, a funny compilation of Master Sarcasm Texters. Keep up the great work again, +BRIGHT SIDE. We hope to see awesome videos like this in the future :D
3:52
If BTS’s Spring Day was turned into texts then I think this would be ideal
Omg 😮 YESSSSSSS 😂😂😂
It’s incredible how accurate this is.
Most of this is no sarcasm, just blatant jokes haha
1:16 gold-digger spotted
Thot spotted
Archetype:Gold Digger
Thot level:17%
Status:Not exactly a thot.
Elimination:None needed yet
@@ryanwrites5531 what do u mean ..??
Definitely worth watching!!!!!!!! :'D
the song make me feel uncomfortable while reading and watching it, kkaebsong ~
Angela 엔젤라
Yehet~
gwynette I. B. Gleyo ayee ohorat !
Ooh yeah kkaebsong~
😂😂
Yeah ikr made me nauseous, and, dizzy 😵 bleh 🤮 I’m already sick lol 😂 gonnamute it.
i laugh so hard with those hilarious textes 😂😂
This is Thomas : 🦆
He's sinking! Help him stay alive in the sea of comments!!
here is 1! pls dont die!
Emily Teague he is a duck!
😑 Comment logic.
Emily Teague still liked doh
A drowning duck! Save him!
Help the drowning duck everyone! I commenteddddd!!!!!!!!
Greg House was in there, so I upvoted. Feel happy please.
Omg I'm laughing so hard ROTFLMAO !
Hardly masters of sarcasm
6:29 Um, Im probably the only one that noticed the time, right? XD
Good ones, thank you
9:52 ._. She stole my name
😂
Ever heard of "coincidence"?
VloggingGamerTiger that's funny.
oh no... have you made a police report?
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Now this list is close to my heart!
I NEED HELP IM STUCK IN A BIG COMMENT WAVE AND SO MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING!!!!! HEEEEEEELP!!!!!
nah
People dying eh? Where do i get the popcorn?
Nah I'm good
Jamesi93 m
Mark Mcgeeney I
I love the whole low flying train thing
a sensible choice indeed..
one of your best videos
someone doesnt know what sarcasm is
1:36 I GOT A SMULE NOTIF OF INVITES TO SING AT THIA EXACT MOMENT!
does anyone want to learn to do this *hi*
Just put one of these * in front of the first letter of the word and behind the last letter of the word
and if u want to Learn to do this -hi-
all u need to do is put one of these - in front of the first letter and behind the last letter
I liked this video just because of 4:16
What's the track playing in the background?
I look up to people with sarcasm. they're just clever in their own special way
ARMY ARE YOU HERE???:)
What army..? Sorry, wrong place... this Isn't the military
"Masters of sarcasm"? They still have a long, long way to go
What is music name pls tell me....
I'm going to leave this reply here so I know when someone says Darude - Sandstorm
Lowlife by poppy
Oliver Mead darude sandstorm:D
well dont really know,haven't heard it before
Hunter Jones i like that song lol
im poppy
Most were okay but a few were really funny. Thank you for posting.
ICARLY WOOHOO!!!
ICARLY YAY SAM!!!!
I don't if ill die from all of the savagery or just from laughing.
Anyone wanna do maths puns with me? Or am I too *Mean*
XD
Amber Bamber91 msp just,just stop please. Are we *even* now??😂
Man, what are the *odds*
Idk man im 2 years late and i cant make a punn
I've seen him with the scales and tape measure it's a good way of feeling someone up
nobody cares guys!
umm... ? cares about what exactly?
Random potato TV i was here pretty early and everybody wrote 'first' and 'second' and that kind of things
Misao theWitch Oh i hate that too... those comments are luckiky at the bottom very soon as no one likes them
Random potato TV haha true
Misao theWitch, yah so nobody cares that you don't care 😈!!!
If anyone search after the music in this video: its "PlatinumEDM - Hearten".
Also I would like to remind the channel operators that the piece of music used is under the license (CC BY-ND 3.0).
Obviously fake. No teen would text with proper grammar.
I do (at least most of the time). :)
John Marks I do.... usually.
Umm.. I do sooo..
That software update notification was killing me
#NOTIFICATION SQUAD
Rapid Television™ sure why not
#RECOMENDEDSQUAD
dislike the vid cause you thought it was your favorite UA-camr
HYPE 😀😀😀
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I'm watching the night court episode right now. The same part right this second!
666 dislikes 😲😲😲
Tijana Vecerka 1K.
3:35 Word has it he's still waiting for a reply to this day...
I really dont like people asking likes if they agree in their opinion
Like if you agree!
Clorok Bleach Does This Mean U Hate Yourself
King ApexGamingYT It's a joke...
Lol honestly I laughed a bit at first I was like what but u did it! But I understand now
Clorok Bleach I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Clorok Bleach *_U N O R I G I N A L_*
give this ppl a medal
Seriously I didn't found any one of these ... Funny or sarcastic
Om Pandey understandable
then probably you're not a human...
XD thats not sarcasm, thats savagery! 😂😂😂
No one will ever be able to find this comment
Oh well
You are delusional.
Cloudy Rainbow Found Your Comment
Hmm, where is that comme- Oh! There it is.
Cloudy Rainbow found it
lol shopaholic made my day :))))
always remember this fact in life:
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these are so fake bruh
Lily Campbell what are you talking about? They're tooooooootalllyyy real. Because every single time you open up messages it always animates every single pop up! Bright sides content is allllwaaaayyysss 100% real!!
Lily Campbell People Are Not Fake..
Lily Campbell ikr, they probs just downloaded some fkin fake msg app or somethin ay.
PlobbieDop it's animated the texts are probably fake to
Lily Campbell the messages were animated. SMH
Robber: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!
Me: sorry I have to pay your mom for tonight
l know it's late...
but what did u guys got for Christmas?
l got a lenovo yoga tab 3 pro,new sneakers,money,clothes,fidget spinners etc.noww reply me by saying what did u got for Christmas. don't forrget to like me😊
Shahana Reena Ps4 pro, PC, TV, 300€, a new phone, some games.
Shahana Reena you too are spoiled brats.... all I got are some board games and books.
Shahana Reena I got coal :(
Jk xD I don't 'Do' Christmas anymore
iiSnow hah you guys think l am a spoilt brat?then how am l able to get straight A's in all of my subjects?dude are you jealous?
O M G the 18th one ahahahah was like i must say that the girl surely has brains like it took me nearly 3mminutes to understand that and nearly eery other too"((
Why these fake texts?
well done! what a fantastically funny video!
This a waste of time. not funny, not witty
dude...you really are an expert at wasting your time aren't you? I mean you wasted time with your comment and watching this video....I'm so impressed you really are a master at this
4:13 he's only wasting good oil, and it won't prevent the pasta from stick together
4th
Finally someone else who never installs phone updates
first
Cherish J you was
Cherish J you wish
first out of 1000 sperms... I cant believe
Random potato TV millions*
Cherish J oh Yeah I was First At Watering The Plants At Home to
3:18
I am so the person responding to "Thx".
These guys need to update their phones
Respekt. Keep up the good work
DUDE Some of these texts are REALLY savage!!!
After 1 minute you can't come up with one single interestingly entertaining example, then so long.
Song name is PlatinumEDM - Hearten. Seriously this channel needs to add their music in the description asap.
I just watched a sad video and clicked on this without noticing, I was really confused about what all the comments where talking about and I was about to start questioning people and leaving comments about how we all need to have more positivity cause life n stuff.