Deku : he's such a meanie Me:YES MY HONEY BUN, HE'S A TOTAL MEANIE (Also me in my head thinking if I went to bakugou and bakugou just going with it ) 😂😂
That’s me remembering I’d only be around Bakugou to piss him off, because I despise him. If there was one person I’d pick to fight, it’d be him and guess who’d win because she hates assholes and gets angry easily? 🙋🏽♀️😀
Whoa, Izuku is just gonna start it out yelling like that. Oh no and it's because of him of all people. This isn't going to go well... Each whine and him crying/sniffling just breaks my heart, nooooo. It's like he can't hear me or something, I keep arguing against him but he doesn't change what he says. Can we sit Izuku and Bakugou down together in a room and just yell at them both for being jealous of each other? Asking for a friend. That'd be great.
Deku: I'm jealous! Me, panicking bc I listened to a Villain Deku audio earlier: of yourself...? Deku: I'm jealous of you and Kacchan! Me: oh. I don't even like him
Izuku: I'm Jealous! Me: Just give me a damn hug and let me snuggle you! You are so much better than Bakuboi, and I love you way more. **kisses his forehead**
Deku : Do You Love Me?! Me : Of Course I Do!! Deku : Then Prove It! Me : *Starts Kissing Phone * Edit : Have A Nice Day Guys! don't Forget to drink Water, And Take Your Shower 👁👄👁✨
Awww jealous smol might 🥺🥺🥺💚💚 Sweetie, you’re more nicer than Kacchan, and plus, he forces me to hang out 😑”, typical him. You deserves a lot of huggies smol might! 🥺
Me: *in headphones* aww poor lil broccoli 🥺 Meanwhile Deku:IM JEALOUS Me:😐 My ears:OUCH Me: *still repeats that part* My ears: for all mights sake STOP IT, IT HURTS!!
Me: *Pulls Izuku into a bear hug and pick him up.* Jealous broccoli. Calm down, I been asking Katsuki questions about you that you refuse to tell me. I'm sorry if it hurt you. I will stay with you the whole week ok. My other plans are now cancelled
My brother sleeping next to me Deku: IM JEALOUS! My brother: 😴🥱😶🙂😐🤨🤔 "I THOUGH YOU LOVED ME" My brother: "MOOOM **** HAS A BOYFRIEND" My mom bursting in and asking who it is.... (Uhhhhhh how to tell this...?) "I mean uhhhh oh uhhh somebody, yeah somebody but I can't tell you who" 🥸
![[ASMR] "WHO MADE YOU CRY!" | Protective & Angry Deku x Listener (Audio Roleplay)](/img/n.gif)
Deku: I'M JEALOUS!
Me: *Plays "Baby I'm jealous" By Bebe*
BAHAHAHAHAHA PLSD
ABABAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHHAHAHA
PFFFT-
BAHAHSHSHSH
g-guys, I think he's jealous-
👁👄👁
No shit
Its a joke. .
Please don't hate me
👁👄👁 me too
@@whoisbrivx hey deku (-_-;)・・・
hmmm 🤔🤔 i dunno about that i don’t think he is 👁👄👁
No shit
Deku: “I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!”
Me: *vietnam war flashbacks of sadodere/yandere villain deku 👁👄👁*
That was a ExPeRiEnCe a very............. Mentally traumatizing one
@@monoamithefriend4244 oh hello there-
Wait how did i got lots of likes
👁👄👁
@@FizzleDizzle ◡̈⋆ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(*´∇`)ﾉ
Video pls? (Sorry for my bad english x"d)
I'm literally sitting outside my grandmother's room and Deku started yelling-
your grandma-👁👄👁....😏
You're grandmother: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁
@•Hatsuke Rose• PFFFF
🧿👄🧿
Mentally Unstable how did she reacted?!?
Oh my gosh it’s me-
??? Izuku X Izuku?
👁👄👁
Oh god
👀👀👀👀 oop--
aaAAA-
Deku: Do you love me?
Me: What kind of question is that? Of course I do.
Deku: then prove it.
Me: Kisses Deku on the lips.
How dose he think we don’t love him :(
@@emo_norman9137 IKR
I will always love my little baby broccoli Izuwu😖😍
@@fnafallstar3530 x2👊🏻😎♥️🥦
@@Mai102.3 👊🏼👊🏼
Deku: “Kacchans a jerk!”
Me who’s currently watching Stranger Things: Yeah, he’s a mouth breather
Yesss
Rose he’s a bully
@@patrik9328 he's hot
OMG YES
Ayyeeeeeee I'm not the only person who likes ST
Me: awww poor baby izuku-
izuku: I thought-
Ad: ARE YOU CRUNCHING
ME:👁👄👁
Plsssssssss😭
Dude I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Lmao
“ARE YOU CRUNCHING” 😭😭
WHAT IS “ARE YOU CRUNCHING”😭😭😭😭😭✋
Me: *in my online classes*
Morphy: *posts*
Me: oh say less 😏
less 😏
Your not on thanksgiving break?!-
@@cleo3191 My thanksgiving break starts Thursday so they might be the same
@@kireihana4063 mine starts Wednesday 💪🏼😏
@@cleo3191 we don't celebrate Thanksgiving 😀
I just realized that all of the bnha jealous asmr always blame kacchan
I-
I just realised that
Why is this true tho
Yes
loL
For obvious reasons
My phone: autoplay
Me: *just cuddling with my dog*
Deku: IM JEALOUS!!
Me: 👁👄👁
BAHAHAHAH-
Your dog:👁👄👁💧
@@yourrboyfriend. hold up what are you doing here hanako O-O
@@SosleepyAa I’m searching for audios to annoy you with also uh? Do you think Im...cute just wondering!
@@yourrboyfriend. ರ_ರ really hanako kun really
Deku: *crying and sniffing*
Me: NO WORRIES BABY, ILL ALWAYS CHEER YOU UPPPPP!
Sad Deku = illegal
@@spade7854 y e s save da child
Deku : he's such a meanie
Me:YES MY HONEY BUN, HE'S A TOTAL MEANIE
(Also me in my head thinking if I went to bakugou and bakugou just going with it )
😂😂
Sameee🤧
@@spade7854 yas💓🥺
Sir, that’s not me having the time of my life. That’s me cackling as I piss off Bakugou for the last time
Haha..true
That’s me remembering I’d only be around Bakugou to piss him off, because I despise him. If there was one person I’d pick to fight, it’d be him and guess who’d win because she hates assholes and gets angry easily? 🙋🏽♀️😀
@@dylsdesktop haha...good one
@@dylsdesktop no if I where to pick I’d definitely be neito... he’s so annoying
"I wanna... Pee with you. I wanna pee with you always." thats what I heard and it made me laugh my ass off.
Yup🤣🤣🤣🤣
kacchan what are u doing here ;-;
😂😂😂😂😂😂
that was so funny but im crying instead ;-;
I- Wat
Me half sleep: ➖👄➖
Deku: IM JEALOUS
Me: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁
😭✋🏼
I was tarried when he said that I jumped up and screamed 😨
How is Deku jealous when I give him all my time.
That one dislike is from kachaan...
And his other accounts XD
Put a 3 after 1
Omg lol
*scoffs*
His max was only 15 Google accounts
I really ship deku with his hospital bed
I mean they probably have a specific bed for him
Probably 😂
Why do I feel like the nurses that take care of him wants to quit their jobs 😳😳
@@dark_light1952 LMAO
@@_Axel_20 20$ bet some nurses became villains because of him 😂
@@dark_light1952 𝕪𝕦𝕡 😹😹
Whoa, Izuku is just gonna start it out yelling like that. Oh no and it's because of him of all people. This isn't going to go well...
Each whine and him crying/sniffling just breaks my heart, nooooo. It's like he can't hear me or something, I keep arguing against him but he doesn't change what he says. Can we sit Izuku and Bakugou down together in a room and just yell at them both for being jealous of each other? Asking for a friend. That'd be great.
Deku: *crying*
me: NOOO BROCCOLI PLS DON'T CRY!! 👁️💧👄💧👁️
M-momo- I-
M-momo w-wha- what a-are u doing h-here 👁👄👁
😕 ikr poor baby brocoli
t-toga?
@@whosvin deku
Deku: I'm jealous!
Me, panicking bc I listened to a Villain Deku audio earlier: of yourself...?
Deku: I'm jealous of you and Kacchan!
Me: oh. I don't even like him
Same-
SAME PLS
xD
✋🏻 Bro you are me
Felt that-
sees this:
Me:𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐚 𝐠𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 😼🙏
Lol 😂
Faster than Iidas ultimate move 😳
@@skycenat what about sonic
@@Hyecheon super sonic 😳
@@skycenat lol
deku: i wanna-
me:TOUCH YOU BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY-
deku:👁👄👁
me:👁〰️👁
THE SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR MONTHS HELP NABSAJD
Dirty mind!~😮😏
“I just want to be with you..”
Me: *turns to my pillow* he wants to be with you! *being a total idiot*
.. Ah shit- Im turning 11 tomorrow
new video: jealous deku x listener
me :oh me oh my~
O-o
Deku: IM JEALOUS
Me, honestly scared: speak your peace baby but *calm down p l e a s e*
*p l e a s e*
Izuku: I'm Jealous!
Me: Just give me a damn hug and let me snuggle you! You are so much better than Bakuboi, and I love you way more. **kisses his forehead**
You're so cute... *hugs you*
You mean bakuhoe. Oh hi deku (•ө•)♡
@@rengoku5734 Hi !
Wait are you still jealous?
@@whoisbrivx wait are you still jealous?
Deku : Do You Love Me?!
Me : Of Course I Do!!
Deku : Then Prove It!
Me : *Starts Kissing Phone *
Edit : Have A Nice Day Guys! don't Forget to drink Water, And Take Your Shower 👁👄👁✨
@•Hatsuke Rose• He Told Me To Prove It So I Did 👁👄👁
Ok You got me
chu not so hoi
Omg HAHA lol
Lol
Todoroki: Gets jealous because of Bakugo
Deku: Also gets jealous because of Bakugo
Me: What? why always Bakugo XD
The one dislike is probably from kachan 😂
Deku: *You're always with kacchan!!!*
Me: *Makes up dramatic backstory of me and katsuki*
Lol same
Awww jealous smol might 🥺🥺🥺💚💚 Sweetie, you’re more nicer than Kacchan, and plus, he forces me to hang out 😑”, typical him.
You deserves a lot of huggies smol might! 🥺
Yes 👍 he needs huggies
@Leylan Muhedin YESSSSSSSS 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
@Leylan Muhedin YESSSSSSS
Omg *smol might* I love that nickname
@Leylan Muhedin yEs.
My little baby I love-
*Katsuki photos on my cellphone*
That's not what you think-
yeah its not what It looks like-
Yeah i promise
Deku: *crying*
Me: NUUUUUUUUU BABYYYYYYYY DON'T CRYYYYYYYY
AAAAH !!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND TO MY BOYFRIEND IZUKU MIDORIYA MY SWEET BABY BOY CINNAMON ROLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔🤬
𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘫𝘪'𝘴
LMA0 *me*
Calm down o-o
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣haaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm sorry I'm crying
👁👄👁 🧍♀️
Bruh this made me wanna cry just seeing deku like this
deku:
i'm not good enough
me:
ok GET.IN.THE.VAN. we are going to cuddle forever
btw ignore my pfp and name
I-💀💀💀💀💀
Why a van 😭😭😭
nahh
I HEARD "I wanna pee with you" BYE
NOOOSJJSKDKX
NOOO
PLS- GYHTFDVYBG
nani the hell?
um chile anyways so 😃🙏
Deku:starts crying
Me:NOO STOPP ILL CHEER YOU UP STOP CRYING YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY TOO!!!
Izuku: "Is it over between us?"
Me: **Eyes widen** Oi take a chill pill!
-turns volume all the way up-
Deku : IM JEALOUS-
Me on the toilet : 👁👄👁 What the fu-
PLEASE GET OFF THE TOILET IT SMELLS
BAHAHAHAHAH OH NO HANAKO
@@yourrboyfriend. are you ok??
@@yourrboyfriend. is your nose ok
@@kaylee_lovestars9978 no
Why just why did we have to make him jealous!? I'm crying because any chance we will be able to apologize?😭
My gosh, the subtitles really went, *"I want to pee with you, always."* 😩😂
Oh gosh XD
I would said : OoOoOo say less 😉
@@starla.xx.9202 ._.
@@shurbino3800 .-.
@@starla.xx.9202 um
Izuku: I'm jealous!
Me: Oh jeez-
when you are 16 seconds late :))
Your pfp says my face rn
@@Buzzybee374 XD
XD
I forgive you
@@whoisbrivx thank you DD:
Me:*scrolling trough comments*
Deku:I AM JEALOUS
Me:*drops phone* oh no...... O_O
Deku: I wanna be with yo-
Ad:
Person:"whats your favorite part of high-school? "
Other person: "hanging out with your mom"
Me:Wtf-
Not me genuinely trying to cheer him up cause I know this Exact Pain.
Question: How is one meant to fight one's self for hurting poor Deku?
When you wish he was real so that you could hug him:..
*Deku cries*
Me: no no no no no, PLEASE DON'T CRY!! *starts crying too*
Him:you always hang out with bakugou
Me just listened to bakugou having a date with me
Me: oop-
3:01
*Captions:”I wanna pee with you”*
I-
HAHAHAXD
I-
*W H E E Z E*
Oh shit- he found out that Katsuki is higher up on my husbando list than he is-
uh oh 😃
Uh oh I better run
Deku: I thought you loved m- Ad: the 2020 grand caravan
😂😂😂 omg lmaoo
@@SosleepyAa lol
i- hi tsuyu :) what are u doing here
@@whosvin don’t ask
@@midnightweirdgacha5481 ah ok
Izuku feeling jealous of Bakugo :
I :
- Aw my baby is jealous, how cute.
Me: *in headphones* aww poor lil broccoli 🥺
Meanwhile
Deku:IM JEALOUS
Me:😐
My ears:OUCH
Me: *still repeats that part*
My ears: for all mights sake STOP IT, IT HURTS!!
Deku: **starts crying and all**
Me: *aight who started the flood-* **trying to wipe away the evidence on my face**
Bruh i thought this comment was made 97 years ago thou have tricked me take my like
My friend called 911 because I was dying from laughter when Deku said that he was jealous of me and Bakugo! Hahahaha you’ve got it all wrong puppy
Me: *Pulls Izuku into a bear hug and pick him up.* Jealous broccoli. Calm down, I been asking Katsuki questions about you that you refuse to tell me. I'm sorry if it hurt you. I will stay with you the whole week ok. My other plans are now cancelled
When he mentioned that I was hanging out with Bakugou I was like "SO YOU THINK IM DATING THAT ANGRY POMERANIAN!?!?!?!?!?!?"
“I thought u loved me” *my commit issues laughing*
Me feeling like a jerk listening to this be like: 👁n👁
;(
Same 👁n👁
👁💧👄💧👁❤
Deku : I’M JEALOUS
Uraraka : Am I a joke to you ?
I am 38 minutes late but when i saw this I clicked fast cause I love deku
**silently scolds self for something I didn’t do**
Same 😭✌️
SAME 😭
@@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh I love your pfp 😂
@@KentoNanamisbbg thank you!! Despair 2021!!
@@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh Yes! Despair 2021!
Deku: I'm jealous of you and bakugou!
Me: *starts laughing*
Deku: "Kacchan is such a big meanie taking you away from me"
Me: 1. bruh that's my brother
2. Here's the yandere in you just watch y'all
Ahhhh baby Deku don't cry! I'll love you forever and ever. *Hugs Deku* it's okay bby. I'm here now 🤗
Izuku just needs a hug guys, cmon let's hug him and show our love and AFFECTION!
Wow this is grape
Reminds me of mineta
I think you meant "great"-
But bakugou has a girlfriend he ain't single
nani?
He’s single
Guys calm down it's just me 😌✨
*Bitch ain't gonna be alive much longer-*
@Stephani Delgado Godinez yes ❤️
"im jealous of you and kacchan" wtf are you talking about? I'm kacchan.
Soooo why he is jealous of you-?
Hi Kacchan!! Kero🐸
hi-
@@pixarsgayfishbois3086 hey asui
@@katsukibakugo250 plz kami. Plz call me Tsu. Kero!
"IM JEALOUS. IM JEALOUS. YOU UNDERSTAND??"
"youre jealous?"
Deku, you know why we can't have that
Its because we have something better
Deku:
You and kacchan are always together!
Me:
Oh!!
We were just planning our wedding sweetie
deku: *crying*
me: *burps*
deku: what the-
me: CUT THE CAMERAS!
Deku: You always hang out with kacchan!
Me: What about you and Uraraka huh?!
Me: 💃💃💃
Deku: Jealous broccoli
My brain: crying-
My sister: I-- 💃
My cousin: man- Ł ฿ɇ₮₮ɇɽ ₩ⱨł₱ ₮ⱨł₴ ⱨøɇ
deku: dont you love me?
me: no i love myself
Deku: “Am I not good enough?!”
Me: Izuku, baby, your better than All Might
Waaaaaaaaay better
@@miidnxghts ✨FAX✨
The one dislike is from Bakugou. No one can change my mind!😂
I was watch this at 1am and Deku just scream I'm jealous and I was wearing earphones with the volume turned up my ears are crying
IM SORRY ITS TOO CUTE THIS SOFT CUTE BOY🥺💚🥦
*sees notification* I’m speed
I’ll prove it to you Y/N, I’m better than Kacchan!
Deku crying
AD: *you know the thing is people like*
AHHH SO SAD HE SAID “ I thought you loved me am I not good enough” THAT HAD ME DEAD😭😭😭
Deku: you guys looked like you were having the time of your life
me:bakugou was trying to kill me one second ago 0-0
My brother sleeping next to me
Deku: IM JEALOUS!
My brother:
😴🥱😶🙂😐🤨🤔
"I THOUGH YOU LOVED ME"
My brother:
"MOOOM **** HAS A BOYFRIEND"
My mom bursting in and asking who it is....
(Uhhhhhh how to tell this...?) "I mean uhhhh oh uhhh somebody, yeah somebody but I can't tell you who" 🥸
Deku: IM JEALOUS
me: shhh baba boi
Deku: Is that too much to ask?
Me continuing the lycris: Is there something wrong withe meee
Izuku/Deku: You look so happy with him (Kacchan/Bakugou)!
Me: Oh, him? I look happy with him because I just punched him in the face.
Deku: Don't you love me?
Me: Izuku, hunny, you are my life, Bakugou is just the person that I love annoying
I’m not crying....you are
🥺😢😭
Zuzu: I wanna be with you...
Captions:I wanna *pee* with you...
Me: HSHDJWJXJZJAJCJC WHAT-
Izu: Im jealous of you and kacchan!
Me: I mean if you want him dead *grabs gun* s a y l e s s
The dislike was bakugou being jealous of deku
Plot twist: he is talking to his All Might figure!!!
ouch I start my day with cup of tears, delicious ✨✨✨
Great I end my day with this.your right so delicious♨♨♨