Begging the Frisco City Council to create an OnlyFans Studio

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  • @yourlocalmilkman6118
    @yourlocalmilkman6118 2 роки тому +829

    This is just too damn funny. Culture jamming is literally the best content on UA-cam

    • @lachil7496
      @lachil7496 2 роки тому +25

      Prime time, on the grind, all the time!

    • @eyesforthewise
      @eyesforthewise 2 роки тому +24

      "Culture jamming" wow there is a new word for this already....this generation.....yikes

    • @JP-mb5nd
      @JP-mb5nd 2 роки тому +8

      @@eyesforthewise it’s been around for some time like the 80s I believe. Think of that Shia LaBeouf, just do it meme/GIF as a prime example.

    • @yourlocalmilkman6118
      @yourlocalmilkman6118 2 роки тому

      @@eyesforthewise culture jamming has been around for a long time dude, it’s not like a word I made up or that was recently made up. I believe they started using it in the 70s around the sexual revolution. So stfu
      Apologies I did a little more research and it was started in the early 80s, so still, stfu

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 2 роки тому +15

      @@eyesforthewise culture jamming is absolutely necessary to stop cultural inquisitions such as the trans humanist corporate agenda.

  • @chrisnivo
    @chrisnivo 2 роки тому +525

    Alex is absolutely brilliant at bringing up so many insane issues people support.
    Damn this guy is awesome!

  • @momentoftruth7594
    @momentoftruth7594 2 роки тому +121

    can't even help somebody on the side of the road without getting meth thrown in your car, it's a real problem

  • @CRXSTI
    @CRXSTI 2 роки тому +388

    One of your best performances to date. You fit so many of the “current things” into five minutes. Brilliant!

  • @CupcakeYolay
    @CupcakeYolay 2 роки тому +87

    "I am not the biological Father, but I love baby Carlos like he's my own" 😂😂😂😂

  • @blackout3133
    @blackout3133 2 роки тому +106

    Thanks to the Frisco city council for actually respecting the 1st amendment and not cutting off Alex as he expressed his financial struggles 🙏

  • @Juznik1389
    @Juznik1389 2 роки тому +266

    We all feel the love for baby Carlos 🤣

    • @bigchungus6223
      @bigchungus6223 2 роки тому +23

      "I love baby Carlos!"
      *proceeds to explain a scheme to have him aborted even though he's 2 years old*
      Lmao Alex is just too much

    • @soniasaldarriaga5166
      @soniasaldarriaga5166 2 роки тому +4

      This is hilarious too kudos to you
      In cracking up tear in my eyes
      You all are so created not only the content of Alex if you read the comments you would laugh 😂 too
      All the best

    • @Rid-iculo-us
      @Rid-iculo-us 2 роки тому +1

      I just hope he doesn't "drive while black" like is biolage birthing person

  • @HRTharboy
    @HRTharboy 2 роки тому +140

    He has succeeded in setting the troll bar even higher. Salute! The applause shocked me and I almost blacked out but since the word blacking out can offend a minority community, I managed to stay on my feet.

  • @randalthor6872
    @randalthor6872 2 роки тому +165

    Alex is a genius.

  • @terry_willis
    @terry_willis 2 роки тому +121

    I want to see Cassidy Campbell address the Frisco City Council posing as Donterious, wearing his doo rag and BLM shirt. Can y'all feel me?

    • @othername2428
      @othername2428 2 роки тому +7

      🏆🏆🏆 son you win the internet today.

    • @dadylfitzys8880
      @dadylfitzys8880 2 роки тому +1

      Das wittin talkins bouts

    • @Warpig9
      @Warpig9 2 роки тому +6

      cass should go in full black face

  • @cookieman136
    @cookieman136 2 роки тому +75

    “Ravaging my naughty bits” 😂🤣

  • @sumpursun
    @sumpursun 2 роки тому +85

    Baby Carlos Needs A GoFundMe ✨

    • @ShillDozer
      @ShillDozer 2 роки тому

      Post birth abortions ain't cheap!

  • @CamiloCBG
    @CamiloCBG 2 роки тому +187

    This is mind blowing.
    This is NEXT LEVEL of fanfiction right here, boys!

    • @michaelquaid4679
      @michaelquaid4679 2 роки тому +8

      I'm laughing like crazy. This is one of the best ones ever. Either those people on that panel have no sense of humor or they're absolute morons

    • @louannesteward276
      @louannesteward276 2 роки тому +4

      Fanfiction?? This is what is actually happening

  • @Chrisdavies33
    @Chrisdavies33 2 роки тому +79

    Pure Gold ……This Fella is a Sledgehammer 👊👊

    • @vh1775
      @vh1775 2 роки тому

      Is that Blackburn rovers?

    • @Chrisdavies33
      @Chrisdavies33 2 роки тому

      @@vh1775 oh Yes 👍

  • @CJ-nt4cs
    @CJ-nt4cs 2 роки тому +67

    Selling her used underwear! OMG how he can maintain a straight face is amazing!

    • @kaylahills3760
      @kaylahills3760 2 роки тому +3

      I know.....😩

    • @rorymurray256
      @rorymurray256 2 роки тому +4

      I use them. They make
      excellent coffee filters.

    • @Vladraac
      @Vladraac Рік тому +1

      They're great for an emergency face mask

  • @PacificMoceans
    @PacificMoceans 2 роки тому +74

    FREE DONTARIUS! 😂 BABY CARLOS LMAOOOO

  • @guysmiley4872
    @guysmiley4872 2 роки тому +49

    Seriously this is all time - he wins the internet for 2022

  • @tsmith1570
    @tsmith1570 2 роки тому +54

    Oh my God. This is too funny. I love how they all just sit there with no expressions. I would be laughing out loud.

  • @BabyGoon69
    @BabyGoon69 2 роки тому +65

    this is pure gold

  • @williamjohnson4597
    @williamjohnson4597 2 роки тому +73

    This guy is a genius

  • @sergioleone3583
    @sergioleone3583 2 роки тому +15

    "The methamphetamines and fentanyl found in his car..."
    Pure GOLD!

  • @jensfrisch8659
    @jensfrisch8659 2 роки тому +19

    "My wife´s boyfriend..." Lmao!

  • @TopDogUSA
    @TopDogUSA 2 роки тому +64

    Well said, you crammed in so many hot topics...still, its so close to home its hard to laugh!

    • @normaningemann3868
      @normaningemann3868 2 роки тому

      5:04!WOW I can't believe these dummies started clapping! What a bunch of marks!

  • @MM-mr4vm
    @MM-mr4vm 2 роки тому +23

    "I've tried selling pictures of myself spread eagle style but I'm not having any demand like my wife is having because I have terrible sores on my genitalia from the Hepatitis C ravaging my naughty bits!" 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @chantestephens
      @chantestephens 2 роки тому

      I’m soooo damn weak!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sassy-Southerner
    @Sassy-Southerner 2 роки тому +57

    🤣 I tried to sell pictures of myself spread eagle but they didn’t sell because of all of the scabs on me from hep C”😆😆😆

    • @imthebadguy3225
      @imthebadguy3225 2 роки тому +5

      Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, he keeps escalating! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @killacamfoo
    @killacamfoo 2 роки тому +37

    This is one of the better ones for sure

  • @MichaelGarland
    @MichaelGarland 2 роки тому +25

    Alex owns the interface between politics and comic genius.

  • @iloveschicken6527
    @iloveschicken6527 2 роки тому +15

    Look at all the red faces on that panel! I'm rolling on the floor here! 😂😂😂😂

  • @pistolwhipped7714
    @pistolwhipped7714 2 роки тому +29

    I hoped they understood what he was telling them. I think it went over their heads.

    • @sjackiesue
      @sjackiesue 2 роки тому +3

      😂 Seriously. Duh. 😂

    • @jeffroe8301
      @jeffroe8301 2 роки тому +6

      They understand. They just don't care $

  • @travishicks6693
    @travishicks6693 2 роки тому +32

    I just can’t imagine the nerve that it takes to do that so confidently and fluently!! Much respect!

  • @sarahpettyYTSUX
    @sarahpettyYTSUX 2 роки тому +92

    Love Alex Stein 99!!!! Making these so called City Council Members look like MORONS!!!!

  • @SuperInab
    @SuperInab 2 роки тому +51

    And he was so convincing they started clapping a the end.... Or was it the "nudie" college girls idea that they just could not resist? 🤔

    • @randalthor6872
      @randalthor6872 2 роки тому +5

      Alex surely has groupies by now!! what a legend

  • @Big_Bother_1984
    @Big_Bother_1984 2 роки тому +72

    😂 Careful what you wish for, Sir Alex! This may actually work! 😂
    Get Woke, Go Broke - Now you need an Onlyfans to get by 😂

  • @Michael-sg7nf
    @Michael-sg7nf 2 роки тому +27

    Alex packs maximum amount into the 3 minutes, hilarious 😂

  • @matthewbeaman8315
    @matthewbeaman8315 2 роки тому +11

    Had me in tears of laughter. How Alex keeps a straight face is amazing.

  • @bryansansone3301
    @bryansansone3301 2 роки тому +9

    Pure genius. Absolute blitz. This man deserves a place in history for satire, cynicism, and parody. Holy hell.

  • @john-sb6bf
    @john-sb6bf 2 роки тому +14

    I'm not even 10 % into watching this video and I am dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @afrohawk
    @afrohawk 2 роки тому +48

    It's time for Casady to become Dontarious, as one other commenter stated. That would be epic. He could even bring in d*** pics from his OnlyFans account to show them, all folded up like his kids' pictures. Need to add some drama concerning the in-laws of all these extra family members living with you and some neighbors that are total "Alex Jones" fans and you have the makings of the next great sitcom with this story. God bless you Alex! Keep going!!!

    • @Foozer1337
      @Foozer1337 2 роки тому +3

      That would be amazing. Say how his neighbors keep talking about Alex Jones, something about WHO pandemic treaty meeting, monkey pox, and how they’re insane and he doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

  • @saltysailormike
    @saltysailormike 2 роки тому +14

    It’s hard to rate which one of these speeches is the most epic and best, but for now, this one is jumping to the top. 🏆

  • @Freedom_Prof
    @Freedom_Prof 2 роки тому +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣How Alex does this with a straight face is beyond me. Omg, this is hilarious!! I got my ab workout in just listening to him and laughing my ass off! Hahahahahaha!

  • @joshybrisby
    @joshybrisby 2 роки тому +9

    In this absurd world, all we can do is laugh. Thank you for helping us laugh, Mr. Stein.

    • @pixelfan2261
      @pixelfan2261 2 роки тому +1

      True! That's why I'm #AwakenWithJP every morning.

  • @gunsnhex5636
    @gunsnhex5636 2 роки тому +7

    DR EDWARDO BRAVO! 😅Though, you sorta slipped with Eddie later! Excellent as ever!

    • @chaddsteinberg3758
      @chaddsteinberg3758 2 роки тому

      Eddie Bravo is a jiu jitsu master who’s friends with Joe Rogan an Alex Jones. He’s deep down the conspiracy rabbit hole, I guarantee he’s in hiding for fear Hillary will think he’s got something to do with PRIMETIMES MOVEMENT. 😂

  • @Spookykidshow
    @Spookykidshow 2 роки тому +164

    Alex do the city council members know your trolling sometimes? Have you ever had them reach out to you afterwards?

    • @sjackiesue
      @sjackiesue 2 роки тому +38

      @maestergyrphon I’m pretty sure NOT. They’d be laughing their heads off. They’re so serious. They might as well be dead. 😂😝

    • @iloveschicken6527
      @iloveschicken6527 2 роки тому +39

      If you look back to when he started this... They'd try to stop him in the middle of his stint or rush him off.. They don't do that anymore! I think they know it won't do any good anymore and they probably seen how many folks support him. I think some of them actually dig it! 😎

    • @iloveschicken6527
      @iloveschicken6527 2 роки тому +27

      @@sjackiesue I love watching their faces turn colors in a matter of seconds! 👀

    • @ocrapo9327
      @ocrapo9327 2 роки тому +8

      @@iloveschicken6527 Look at the guy in the middle he is a tomato lol

    • @iloveschicken6527
      @iloveschicken6527 2 роки тому +8

      @@ocrapo9327 Yup! I watched this over and over about 4 times to watch the colors change! Ha! 👀👀

  • @FlyingHighInAC
    @FlyingHighInAC 2 роки тому +20

    Haha! The looks on their faces!😂😂😂

  • @Woo_Woo_Woman
    @Woo_Woo_Woman 2 роки тому +10

    Hahahaha, I love your humor! Witty, direct, widely encompassing of so many things, delivered with confidence and actual empathy for the current state of things! God bless you Alex! 🙏💗

  • @Cale-kr4yt
    @Cale-kr4yt 2 роки тому +10

    This is by far my favorite. You touched every topic possible

  • @danimatt100
    @danimatt100 Рік тому +4

    You troll better than anyone ever 😂fuck I adore you Alex!!!! I always cry tears at your council meetings and the fact they LITERALLY HAVE TO ALLOW YOU THE TIME to speak/troll. Lmfao sending you love from Florida as always ❤

  • @wholelottapain8130
    @wholelottapain8130 2 роки тому +15

    This made me laugh. Alex is a comedic genius!

  • @M_a_t_ty
    @M_a_t_ty 2 роки тому +5

    Priceless!! 😂!! This is the best way to combat the ridiculousness of the modern day!! Thank you Alex, keep it up!!

  • @Orpheusftw
    @Orpheusftw 2 роки тому +10

    The way he shoehorns Ukraine into every unrelated topic _kills_ me. 😂

  • @rubencardenas4282
    @rubencardenas4282 2 роки тому +19

    By far the most bold and funniest talk at a city council meeting you have ever done! Lmao of course there's going to be that one creep council member considering it

  • @SouljaAwakened304
    @SouljaAwakened304 2 роки тому +5

    The Eddie Bravo shout out was golden 👍🔥🔥🔥

  • @ashswensen
    @ashswensen 2 роки тому +23

    That was the best one yet! Killin it bro! 😎

  • @brianjones9392
    @brianjones9392 Рік тому +4

    I am so glad you brought up these real life issues . I hope the city council listens to this and realizes that they would be helping a lot of people in that city by funding the local "Only Fans" studio.

  • @allouttabubblegum1984
    @allouttabubblegum1984 2 роки тому +6

    You can tell he rehearsed this to fit into their time frame, that was epic!

  • @chantestephens
    @chantestephens 2 роки тому +2

    “My naughty bits!!” I need help getting off the floor!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathandaily3453
    @jonathandaily3453 2 роки тому +14

    Of course the city of Frisco can front the Cowboys practice facility but they can’t fund this man’s artistic studio.

  • @patrickmurphy9186
    @patrickmurphy9186 Рік тому +2

    Guy checked EVERY box in a few minutes……comedic gold!

  • @2GringosOnTheGulf
    @2GringosOnTheGulf 2 роки тому +12

    Lol thanks for all you do brother
    2 Canadians living on the Gulf of Mexico Yucatan Peninsula sending support to the world ♥️🥰🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇽🙏
    Cheers J&D ✌️🐶👫

  • @benskitv
    @benskitv 2 роки тому +8

    Every time I am about to crack a laugh, I stop and realize that all of this is hardly far off from mainstream culture.

  • @saiafee2893
    @saiafee2893 2 роки тому +39

    😂 Love this guy😂

  • @moistmike4150
    @moistmike4150 2 роки тому +4

    After that epic speech, I've decided to stop fighting and openly support my wife's OnlyFans channel.

    • @pixelfan2261
      @pixelfan2261 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe she can give you a coupon for free membership?

  • @EtotheFnD
    @EtotheFnD 2 роки тому +4

    This may your funniest one yet buddy...hilarious

  • @timomarx7690
    @timomarx7690 5 місяців тому +2

    Hands down the FUNNIEST UA-cam video I have EVER watched on ANY channel!! I actually had to stop this tape several times as I was having trouble BREATHING from LAUGHTER!! This guy should win an EMMY for this performance!!!!

  • @overlordisgoogle8431
    @overlordisgoogle8431 2 роки тому +1

    😂🤣. You need to hit up Wisconsin. This was the best one yet.

  • @NoEgg4u
    @NoEgg4u 6 місяців тому

    Amazing writing. Amazing delivery (you try reading that script without breaking character), and amazing (well deserved) trolling.
    Part of what makes that performance so good is that within all of the nonsense, Alex is driving home points about how those people (that he is speaking to) are governing.
    If the mayor and the council members were normal, Alex would not be there. He speech would not be applicable.
    Brilliant!

  • @victormartinez1536
    @victormartinez1536 2 роки тому +8

    LoL. Alex, you are something else... LoL

  • @TheLazarusSinChannel
    @TheLazarusSinChannel 2 роки тому +3

    The timing of the delivery was superb. The final note synced with the bell.
    Boxer sensibilities.

  • @dwgauntlett
    @dwgauntlett 2 роки тому +6

    Oh my God, Alex you really have found your idiom. 10/10 PURE GRINDAGE!!

  • @janetgies8698
    @janetgies8698 2 роки тому +19

    You are Amazing Alex!

  • @bobbiehazzard2018
    @bobbiehazzard2018 2 роки тому +4

    Dr. Eddie Bravo lmao 🤣

  • @deeznuts3203
    @deeznuts3203 2 роки тому +1

    That's a lot of responsibility for one woman. She's got two men to support.

  • @charlief.
    @charlief. 2 роки тому +6

    This guy is a treasure to our society during these crazy times.

  • @ustheserfs
    @ustheserfs 2 роки тому +3

    "instead of using an iPhone in a dark room, we could use a Nikon camera with exotic backgrounds that a normal person could not afford." nothing short of Pulitzer caliber material here

    • @joshportelli
      @joshportelli Рік тому

      Way to pull on those heart strings

  • @Wirigere
    @Wirigere 2 роки тому +5

    This is GREAT! I would have loved to see all the faces of those inside that room! I wonder was anyone laughing?? 😂😂😂

  • @missymoonwillow6545
    @missymoonwillow6545 2 роки тому +3

    Ravaging my naughty bits.... it came off your tongue like eloquent poetry. Well done young Ninja!

  • @GregorasProject
    @GregorasProject Рік тому +3

    "Dr. Eddie Bravo" 🤣

  • @marklitwin
    @marklitwin 2 роки тому +13

    One epic line after another.

  • @sjackiesue
    @sjackiesue 2 роки тому +12

    Omg, that was hilarious!🤣🤪🤣

  • @brinsonharris9816
    @brinsonharris9816 2 роки тому +3

    Alex has captured the zeitgeist. On the grind, all the time.

  • @pattiday-malina7550
    @pattiday-malina7550 2 роки тому +1

    God bless you and yours indeed AlexS!
    (Lmbumo, and your "naughty bits" too.... 😅🤣😆)

  • @joeysinzis1898
    @joeysinzis1898 2 роки тому +5

    I died at “baby Carlos “

  • @shaneb4923
    @shaneb4923 2 роки тому +3

    99’ Always On The Grind!!!! Man, Absolutely Brilliant. THANK YOU!! “ Justice 4 Lizzie “

  • @jawhoney
    @jawhoney 2 роки тому +6

    This is a genius troll story written

  • @abnnuzzinicholasclay686
    @abnnuzzinicholasclay686 2 роки тому +3

    I support this message. Edwardo Bravo is a excellent Doctor

  • @krackshot322
    @krackshot322 2 роки тому +14

    The struggle is real yall!

  • @Alex-ee5pl
    @Alex-ee5pl Рік тому +2

    Exaggerating how you're in a bad spot to shine light on how a lot of people are in a bad spot is probably the hardest hitting part of this battle tested comedic formula

  • @ronenTheBarbarian
    @ronenTheBarbarian 2 роки тому +7

    I think Alex, this is your best one yet!

  • @ArticruciA
    @ArticruciA 2 роки тому +2

    3:04 that guy looks over to his peers so confused this speech had so much in it.

  • @brokenprophet8007
    @brokenprophet8007 2 роки тому +9

    Poor baby Carlos

  • @LJ-jq8og
    @LJ-jq8og 2 роки тому +4

    We need BIDEN to CREATE a Memorial for the HERO. boyfriend ! 😂

  • @peterdelong7514
    @peterdelong7514 2 роки тому +1

    Is there an Italian-chef-kiss-fingertips emoji? Desperately needed for this.

  • @toastedfoolery7137
    @toastedfoolery7137 2 роки тому +9

    Best one yet! pimp on a blimp eatin shraaaamp!

  • @swissmissy3804
    @swissmissy3804 2 роки тому +4

    National Treasure

  • @Starset1881
    @Starset1881 2 роки тому +8

    “My stepson Carlos.” 😂 that’s funny cuz my first name is Carlos 😂😂

  • @saultopaul3981
    @saultopaul3981 2 роки тому +6

    Awesome!! Put that screwed up logic right back in their faces !

  • @barryholiday8998
    @barryholiday8998 2 роки тому +1

    I know a homeless veteran and I suggested that he go to the border and claim to be an illegal so he can get free money, a cellphone and housing.

  • @Danny-ig2tz
    @Danny-ig2tz 2 роки тому +1

    Omg you are killing me dude. I can't breath. I used to live in Keller TX. You are great brother. Keep it up.

  • @andreyv1
    @andreyv1 2 роки тому +1

    Dontarius is a double edged sword.

  • @boneyn3661
    @boneyn3661 2 роки тому +2

    HAHAHAHAHAH "...after my wife's bf's wild night out --- at our house..." HAHAHAHA