@@Nimbus1701 Ah, yes, that was a time, my gen of 73, dumb as f. We played with a medicine ball weighing approx. 2 - 2,5 kg, after that we needed real medical help.
An epic tale of the "Gladiatoral Classroom" known as Gym Class - not yet morphed into "PE" - and a memory that has yet to fully recede into the dusty cobwebs of Gen-X historical yore. Well done, good sir!
I was one of the particularly large girth, but i used this to my advantage as my steps were not slow, and my my reflexes were almost as powerful as my sheer passion to not hear the dreaded thud of rubber upon the largest of target in the entire arena. But like all the other combat sports i have taken part of my tenacity and skill were camouflaged by the preconceived assumptions and stereotypes. I was absolutely ruthless when i had the chance to partake in this grand event. I have dethroned many a knight, king, titans of this battle at the same time as the last man standing.
We played straight dodgeball and a game called "War". The gym teacher used the gymnastics equipment, with wrestling mats draping over them, and created a literal field of war. As we bobbed and weaved our way around obstacles and flying dodgeballs, he stood high on the bleachers and made sure those who were hit were out. It was the greatest game of my life as a Gen Xer. (born in 66)
I truly belive that the reason we didn't have as much school violence back in the day is because we could play dodgeball and throw snowballs and get our aggressions out during play. We could play cops and robbers and "get the bad guy," we could do leg wrestling and prove our superior strength over the others all in the name of healthy, satisfying "good fun" without fear of being called a "bully!" Yes, those were the best days ever!
I say it's because if it got too bad, we'd settle it outside of school. Kids aren't even allowed to do that anymore. Is it any wonder we got where we are?
I loved that game in high school. It was your one chance to completely annihilate your classmates, especially those ones to the face or baby maker. And it was all school sanctioned. How awesome was that?! Ah yes, being an 80's kid was hell, but I loved every minute of it.
As a Dodgeball Combat Veteran, I approve of this. I still have PTSD (pretty-tender-sore-dermis) from my days in the gym fighting for my life and my team. The sting (literally) of defeat and the sweet sound (the 'wack' of a rubber ball on bare skin) of Victory still resonate in my memories. Good times
I remember those days. We added yet another level of complexity to our Dodge Ball games, for if your teammates were to eliminate the one that put you to the sideline, you were then revived and could return to the game. Oh the good I’l old days. They are to be cherished.
Absolutely nothing beats GEN-X. Born in 67 and able to grow up in the 80's. I thank you sir for your insight and intellect. I feel like im reliving my early years through you.
We are truly the last generation with amazing tails to tell, good times. There's nothing scarier than getting old with no stories to tell, stay strong in weak times.
It's funny how I now think of dodgeball with fond nostalgia... I seem to remember at the time it was a source of panic and stress. Every PE day was a potential day of doom... walking into the gym in squeaky shoes and seeing the big rubber ball rack on the side of the gym with a sense of panic. I was the kid that could catch and dodge but couldn't throw worth crap so I always ended up still standing but basically cannon fodder. Usually ended with taking a ball to the face... lol... good times.
As a child, I was blessed with a wicked right arm.. i was always the first chosen as the combatants choosed their sides.. my preferred weapon was the smaller red-ridged playground ball, as it afforded much higher velocity.. my opponents feared the whistling sound of these cannon shots.. I distinctly remember firing a fast round at an opposing player who meekly attempted to block the shot by placing his own ball in front of his face - my volley struck with such force that his own ball was driven from his hands and into his own face, nearly knocking him unconscious.. my side cheered with approval
Your Song Selection of Braveheart and how well you edited to your video is as Beautiful as your Narration of the Battle of the Dodgeball War's. We Gen. XR's are the Last True Veterans of Dodgeball War's.
I loved that dodge ball was equal opportunity annilation. It didn't matter if you were a girl, boy, eight years old or eighteen. You were all worthy targets of the mighty red rubber ball.
I loved Dodgeball days. It was great when your team had all the balls at the same time, and you could strategize who you were gonna go for. We'd pick one person to target, one person would throw high to get them to duck, while the other two throw at the waist. When they ducked for the first ball, they would get two in the face. In 8th grade I hit the meanest kid in our school in the face and bounced his head off the wall, the other kids laughed at him. I thought he was gonna kill me, but he didn't lol. Good times.
You, good sir are like the legendary Viking skalds of yore. Regaling us with tales of a bygone age. Memories are rekindled and my heart races at the telling.
I swear everything fun I loved as a child has been nerfed to all hell or outright banned. I miss dodgeball, the three story high monkey bars, mary-go-rounds and those huge spinning/pivoting seesaws that lifted you up 12ft off the ground and pray your siblings don't jump off while you're up. 😅
The tears, sweat, and even blood shed during these most epic of battles will forever be recounted as some of the most desperate and heroic moments of our young lives. The hollow ping of these painful plastic projectiles will forever echo in our souls. To past battles! To those that were lost, to those that were won, but most of all to our courage to rush forth and arm ourselves from that fateful ball line and do battle with our peers.
As I’m sitting here watching and reminiscing on my grade school years and loving this great storytelling the world spoke back at me and damn if the song from my 8th grade cheerleading dance didn’t just start playing on the radio 🫠🫠🤗🥹🥹
If you can distinctly remember the sound of a dodgeball striking your adversary, and can distinguish between a head shot and a gut shot, you're definitely a Gen X'r.
This gotta be the best Story Time video of GenX experieince with Dodgeball Ever! Im in tears laughing because you had to become the Apex Predator of the game out there lol
I served my time in the Great Dodgeball War of 94. Many of my brothers and sisters never made it home in those dark days. And while we wept for those fallen, we never stopped serving.
Dodgeball only had one rule, Always aim for the head, an then... PINGGGGGG! A sound that will forever live in our dreams of victory and our nightmares of defeat. A sound once heard can never be forgotten. You're hearing it now, aren't you?
I'm proud to say that I could've probably gone pro if dodgeball were a mainstream sport. I was a lot like Timothy in some ways, but without the size advantage. I was very fast and could jump out of the gym back in high school, and had a decent arm that was extremely accurate. I have a similar story of impossible odds as me and an underclass skater kid by the name of Micah were severely outnumbered in a dodgeball match (2 against 8 or 9 if I remember correctly), though we called dodgeball 'Civil War' at that time, or at least our P.E. teacher did. I can't remember too many other times in my life where I was more determined, but me and Micah came out victorious and stunning those on the other team who figured they had us dead to rights, and literally wiped the smirks off all their faces. This was also during 7th period P.E. class where all the athletes of different sports teams were lumped into one class, so we weren't up against slouches by any means. Thank you for letting me brag and reminisce about better times (this was back in 1998).
In HS dodgeball, I was The Little One and the new girl. While being homeschooled, I did softball, track and field, gymnastics, ballet, and mma before HS. In HS, I did regular PE freshman and sophomore year, dance team junior year and mascot senior year. During PE, I was the new girl and the little one. Everyone matured faster than I did. They were bigger, taller, and stronger. I was little but faster, smarter and more athletic. I did a lot of flipping, tucking, rolling, jumping, ducking, twirling, and leaping around to avoid balls and they couldn't escape my fast pitch. I was both the easy target and the hard target at the same time. They were always pissed that they couldn't get me. Im still 5ft 2in tall after 3 kids i just made it to 135lbs. I still beat my husband (6ft 5in and 330lbs) and kids in dodgeball. 😂😂😂
Dodge ball... Tether ball... Softball...hardball.. Basketball.. There's a running theme here and I think I've been hit by all of those 😅😅😅😅 The punch in the face by a schoolmate didn't count...fighting about who would play tetherball .. That one was esp brutal since it could hit you once and then come back around and whack you again😂😂😂 😂
We used to love the days of dodgeball in the first half of grade school. After they banned it, we begged and pleaded the PE teacher to allow us to play it one more time when we were in 8th grade. The teacher got enjoyment when the fat kid got whacked in the face. And as the numbers grew fewer & fewer, those remaining slowly tired but danced and dodged like gymnasts avoiding being pummeled by multiple balls hurled towards them til only 1 remained standing. I miss those days. We grew character from getting the crap whacked out of us and doing the same to others. 😊
I was 3rd from last to remain. They whacked me in the calf muscle during a jump as about 5 balls simultaneously aimed for me. Tony & Tom were the two left standing. By that point, they tried sabotaging each other to be the last man standing.
God I miss those times!!! When kids were kids and we played outside!!! On the weekend we were out by 8am and mom was lucky if we where home for supper!! Most times we go home when the street lights came on because that was the rule!!
Duuuude - the wind chimes at the end!!! 😂🎉 Too Perfect 🤣🤣🤣. I bet if you could go back and watch video of every dodgeball game and track down the kids who just ran around like idiots trying to “hide” vs the kids who actually PLAYED, caught balls and “held the line” you’d have some interesting lifelong correlations… 🤔😉.
For all you Matthews out there. I never could throw like the killers we had, neanderthals that had failed 8th grade twice on purpose just to play ball. This wasn't general population, but middle school football program. The smaller boys were absolutely terrified of getting hit by those fireballs every Friday. I decided to eat the pain and in stead of dodging, commit to catching. With a little practice, I went from last pick to first, hurt like hell but I quickly became the trump card. Didn't matter how hard, fast or mean you could throw it, I'd take you out 9 out of 10 times. Whatever team I was on was essentially guaranteed win. Absolute delight seeing the frustration and disbelief on their faces realizing their physical superiority becoming utterly useless. The reign of terror was squelched.
It's a shame they banned dodgeball at our schools. The teachers said it promoted hate and violence. I say no it promotes the hierarchy of the playground! Great memories of moving up the ranks.
As last of the dodgeball warriors I 🫡 you thank you for the story brought back the time where three balls were missed and yet one was caught and returned
As a Gen-X PE Teacher and Army Veteran, my gym is a reflection of our fondest memories, dodge ball, rope climbing, obstacle courses, scooters & roller racers at their fastest speeds, and Hide & Seek in the dark. I remind my student’s there’s no crying in the gym, and to walk it off.
I remember during recess, with the lack of structure of a gym class, we played Poison Ball. (For modern verbage, Dodgeball Battle Royale.) I always preferred that, for some reason.
its like hearing Saving Private Ryan w/o having to sit in the movie theater for nearly 3 hrs lol. legit all I could think of during this is, "so this is what listening to WW2 soldiers was like"
Dodgeball is the reason why all us Gen X'ers have the thousand yard stare...
Amen
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My son believes I got that in Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia. No I developed that attribute in the 5th grade, along with no fear of death!
Maybe in America. 😀
For God, For Country, For Freedom! For Dodgeball! ❤❤❤
omg lol
The bards still sing of the day that Mathew was bested. Truly heroes were born that day.
A real life David and Goliath….
Give this man a script writer and a show. I'd watch. Fellow Gen-Xer here born in 1973.
@@Nimbus1701 Ah, yes, that was a time, my gen of 73, dumb as f. We played with a medicine ball weighing approx. 2 - 2,5 kg, after that we needed real medical help.
And glasses shall be raised in the memory of Timmy, who sacrificed himself for the greater glory of his team.
@@thedadbodveterandude you’ve saved my mind today my good sir god bless you
As a fellow dodgeball veteran, I thank you for your service.❤
The hihg pitched 'PING' that red bball made when impacting someone's face was pure joy.
🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing!
i can taste this sound
😂😂😂 it stung. Oh, it stung.
😂 it was !!!
It really was.
An epic tale of the "Gladiatoral Classroom" known as Gym Class - not yet morphed into "PE" - and a memory that has yet to fully recede into the dusty cobwebs of Gen-X historical yore. Well done, good sir!
The Braveheart score was a perfect selection!!
Mesmerizing soundtrack. I spotted it right away. Brilliant choice!
I can smell the very distinct aroma of the red rubber and feel the particular greasiness of the waffled surface ......days of glory, my friends
I was a dodgeball warrior as a kid. Thanks for a beautiful narration of a wonderful childhood memory.
It was truly the best of times. I left many a friend in that battlefield. Mostly friends with a large girths and slow steps.
😂😂
I ended up in the hospital with a concussion from a friend with a large girth. It was hilarious.
😂 Agility was beneficial.
I was one of the particularly large girth, but i used this to my advantage as my steps were not slow, and my my reflexes were almost as powerful as my sheer passion to not hear the dreaded thud of rubber upon the largest of target in the entire arena. But like all the other combat sports i have taken part of my tenacity and skill were camouflaged by the preconceived assumptions and stereotypes. I was absolutely ruthless when i had the chance to partake in this grand event. I have dethroned many a knight, king, titans of this battle at the same time as the last man standing.
@@frederickjeremy hear hear! We who were also of large girth salute you! I loved it when they underestimated me.
Nay, fellow, my girth belied my swiftness of foot and victory was mine.
We played straight dodgeball and a game called "War". The gym teacher used the gymnastics equipment, with wrestling mats draping over them, and created a literal field of war. As we bobbed and weaved our way around obstacles and flying dodgeballs, he stood high on the bleachers and made sure those who were hit were out. It was the greatest game of my life as a Gen Xer. (born in 66)
Sounds like what we called "Bombardment"
We called it Warball.
The narration, the music, truly a masterpiece my good sir! 😂
I truly belive that the reason we didn't have as much school violence back in the day is because we could play dodgeball and throw snowballs and get our aggressions out during play. We could play cops and robbers and "get the bad guy," we could do leg wrestling and prove our superior strength over the others all in the name of healthy, satisfying "good fun" without fear of being called a "bully!" Yes, those were the best days ever!
Unironically, yes.
Never mind that when fights happened, they resulted in detention or suspension - not law enforcement involvement.
Absolutely!!!
I say it's because if it got too bad, we'd settle it outside of school. Kids aren't even allowed to do that anymore. Is it any wonder we got where we are?
Yup! We would play dodgeball in gym then go out for recess and play king of the hill on biggest snow hill on school grounds. Lol
Or we were actually encouraged to stand up to bullies instead of snitching
I loved that game in high school. It was your one chance to completely annihilate your classmates, especially those ones to the face or baby maker. And it was all school sanctioned. How awesome was that?! Ah yes, being an 80's kid was hell, but I loved every minute of it.
The sound of the ball, omg. It was 30+ years ago, I can still hear it 😂
What about the ball imprint when you were on the ski s team. Aye a badge of courage and honor!
The windchimes kicked in perfectly in time with the epic tale. Even the 4winds rejoice in the defeat of the titan.
Amen!!!
As a Dodgeball Combat Veteran, I approve of this. I still have PTSD (pretty-tender-sore-dermis) from my days in the gym fighting for my life and my team. The sting (literally) of defeat and the sweet sound (the 'wack' of a rubber ball on bare skin) of Victory still resonate in my memories.
Good times
I remember those days. We added yet another level of complexity to our Dodge Ball games, for if your teammates were to eliminate the one that put you to the sideline, you were then revived and could return to the game. Oh the good I’l old days. They are to be cherished.
Dodgeball was how I learn how to move so fast and not overthink my moves. Life skills.😉
Absolutely nothing beats GEN-X.
Born in 67 and able to grow up in the 80's.
I thank you sir for your insight and intellect. I feel like im reliving my early years through you.
a summer of love baby like myself❤67 here too😂
I remember Larry Dunkle in 4th grade broke his arm in the best "dodge" I've ever seen. He might have broken his arm but he was the winner that day.
Ah at 8 years old, I had my one and only Matrix moment decades before neo was neo. It happened on such a dodgeball battlefield..
Man I miss dodgeball...so much fun. The marks you would get from ball was a badge of honor!!
I can still feel the red rubber hash marks on my face!!!
We are truly the last generation with amazing tails to tell, good times. There's nothing scarier than getting old with no stories to tell, stay strong in weak times.
It's funny how I now think of dodgeball with fond nostalgia... I seem to remember at the time it was a source of panic and stress. Every PE day was a potential day of doom... walking into the gym in squeaky shoes and seeing the big rubber ball rack on the side of the gym with a sense of panic. I was the kid that could catch and dodge but couldn't throw worth crap so I always ended up still standing but basically cannon fodder. Usually ended with taking a ball to the face... lol... good times.
The times, they were different, but they were good indeed.
I feel this deeply😂
"When the battle begins, I will find you, my enemy, but when the battle has been won or lost, I seek you, my friend."
~Roman Centurion.
As a child, I was blessed with a wicked right arm.. i was always the first chosen as the combatants choosed their sides.. my preferred weapon was the smaller red-ridged playground ball, as it afforded much higher velocity.. my opponents feared the whistling sound of these cannon shots.. I distinctly remember firing a fast round at an opposing player who meekly attempted to block the shot by placing his own ball in front of his face - my volley struck with such force that his own ball was driven from his hands and into his own face, nearly knocking him unconscious.. my side cheered with approval
That sounds awesome! Those little round balls were heat seeking missiles in the hands of a guy with a good arm.
Bahahaha!
"If you can dodge a wrench...you can dodge a ball."
Absolutely love the way he tells his story’s.
Damn, I love this guy’s delivery. Someone put him in a movie, for goodness sake!
Truly a resonating sound that harkens the joys of childhood. Kudos to you kind sir, for bringing forth such joy in this Orwellian world.
Your Song Selection of Braveheart and how well you edited to your video is as Beautiful as your Narration of the Battle of the Dodgeball War's.
We Gen. XR's are the Last True Veterans of Dodgeball War's.
The Last True Feral Children!!!
I'd love to have a few beers with you while the burgers cook on the BBQ .. well done sir!
I loved that dodge ball was equal opportunity annilation. It didn't matter if you were a girl, boy, eight years old or eighteen. You were all worthy targets of the mighty red rubber ball.
I loved Dodgeball days. It was great when your team had all the balls at the same time, and you could strategize who you were gonna go for. We'd pick one person to target, one person would throw high to get them to duck, while the other two throw at the waist. When they ducked for the first ball, they would get two in the face. In 8th grade I hit the meanest kid in our school in the face and bounced his head off the wall, the other kids laughed at him. I thought he was gonna kill me, but he didn't lol. Good times.
You, good sir are like the legendary Viking skalds of yore. Regaling us with tales of a bygone age. Memories are rekindled and my heart races at the telling.
Love the “Braveheart” orchestrated score as your background or embedded music.
A most epic tale told by a most epic warrior.
To you, my good sir, I salute you.
Ah yes dodgeball. What a great sport. I still can hear the sound of the ball "PING" as it smashed against my face. Truly great memories.
The more I listen to you. The more I muss my childhood. 😢
I swear everything fun I loved as a child has been nerfed to all hell or outright banned. I miss dodgeball, the three story high monkey bars, mary-go-rounds and those huge spinning/pivoting seesaws that lifted you up 12ft off the ground and pray your siblings don't jump off while you're up. 😅
The tears, sweat, and even blood shed during these most epic of battles will forever be recounted as some of the most desperate and heroic moments of our young lives. The hollow ping of these painful plastic projectiles will forever echo in our souls. To past battles! To those that were lost, to those that were won, but most of all to our courage to rush forth and arm ourselves from that fateful ball line and do battle with our peers.
As I’m sitting here watching and reminiscing on my grade school years and loving this great storytelling the world spoke back at me and damn if the song from my 8th grade cheerleading dance didn’t just start playing on the radio
🫠🫠🤗🥹🥹
I was truly riveted with a smile on my face. I love the way you speak of Yesterday. Wild and Feral indeed.
If you can distinctly remember the sound of a dodgeball striking your adversary, and can distinguish between a head shot and a gut shot, you're definitely a Gen X'r.
This gotta be the best Story Time video of GenX experieince with Dodgeball Ever! Im in tears laughing because you had to become the Apex Predator of the game out there lol
This was awesome, thank you sir. The memory long gone
I served my time in the Great Dodgeball War of 94. Many of my brothers and sisters never made it home in those dark days. And while we wept for those fallen, we never stopped serving.
He making it sound like a American Civil War Journal entry. 😂
Beautifully narrated ❤
Dodgeball and kickball were 2 of my favorite games growing up. Kickball was Dodgeball with bases.
New fan here. The seriousness in the manner of which you speak on the subjects you speak on, is pure genius!
I can remember those days. We did not have ac in our school at all. I can still hear and feel the smack of the ball. Those really were great times!❤❤❤
The great story of David vs golilth the school edition. Many a school or school child from the early 90s and before know of such a tale.
The sound of a head shot was forever ingrained in our minds.
I absolutely jumped out of bed on days we were playing dodge ball in PE , great memories
Awesome message bloke , let's see how many understand it , hopefully a lot of people do . Cheers from Down Under!
There was always that one kid who tried to use medicine balls in spite of the teacher's stern warnings... lol
Thank you. Dodgeball!!!
The greatest of games.
Dodgeball only had one rule, Always aim for the head, an then... PINGGGGGG! A sound that will forever live in our dreams of victory and our nightmares of defeat. A sound once heard can never be forgotten. You're hearing it now, aren't you?
Its our generations M1 Garand sound bite
It’s truly always a Matthew. Well told.
Ours was Donnie. Dammit, Donnie!
I'm proud to say that I could've probably gone pro if dodgeball were a mainstream sport. I was a lot like Timothy in some ways, but without the size advantage. I was very fast and could jump out of the gym back in high school, and had a decent arm that was extremely accurate. I have a similar story of impossible odds as me and an underclass skater kid by the name of Micah were severely outnumbered in a dodgeball match (2 against 8 or 9 if I remember correctly), though we called dodgeball 'Civil War' at that time, or at least our P.E. teacher did. I can't remember too many other times in my life where I was more determined, but me and Micah came out victorious and stunning those on the other team who figured they had us dead to rights, and literally wiped the smirks off all their faces. This was also during 7th period P.E. class where all the athletes of different sports teams were lumped into one class, so we weren't up against slouches by any means. Thank you for letting me brag and reminisce about better times (this was back in 1998).
I love how the wind chimes can be heard at just the right moment of the story.
You knew what was gonna happen on a rainy day. BODGEBALL FIGHTS!!!
Dodgeball was the best !
I wasn’t necessarily so good, but I dearly loved playing it.
In HS dodgeball, I was The Little One and the new girl. While being homeschooled, I did softball, track and field, gymnastics, ballet, and mma before HS. In HS, I did regular PE freshman and sophomore year, dance team junior year and mascot senior year. During PE, I was the new girl and the little one. Everyone matured faster than I did. They were bigger, taller, and stronger. I was little but faster, smarter and more athletic. I did a lot of flipping, tucking, rolling, jumping, ducking, twirling, and leaping around to avoid balls and they couldn't escape my fast pitch. I was both the easy target and the hard target at the same time. They were always pissed that they couldn't get me. Im still 5ft 2in tall after 3 kids i just made it to 135lbs. I still beat my husband (6ft 5in and 330lbs) and kids in dodgeball. 😂😂😂
The feel of rubber, the sight of red... triggering PTSD in X'rs to this day.
I was the deflection and dodge king in my day, I wasn’t the hardest throwing but had decent accuracy. I miss dodgeball
Duck, dodge, dip, dive & dodge! I loved the dodgeball movie! 😂🤣
Dodge ball... Tether ball... Softball...hardball.. Basketball.. There's a running theme here and I think I've been hit by all of those 😅😅😅😅
The punch in the face by a schoolmate didn't count...fighting about who would play tetherball .. That one was esp brutal since it could hit you once and then come back around and whack you again😂😂😂 😂
That bit where we discovered that Mathew had been held back, that is where laughter ensued.
Omg this is the best!!!! I am crying laughing so hard just the best 😂😂😂. Thank you for this definitely needed a good laugh
So many bloody noses. So many tears.
I am taken back to the narration of the 300 at the end by your version. good stuff!
If only, like the movie, there were actually a professional Dodgeball league. Imagine being able to relive the nostalgia vicariously on ESPN8...
Don't forget curb ball, playing in the street, had to stop to let cars drive by, those were the days!!! 56yrs old...
You will always have this amazing battle memory. God bless all of the brave children that day!❤️😂
As you told our tale of old, I was inspired to interpretive dance/ act out in slow motion, the tale along with your narration. We laughed & laughed
We used to love the days of dodgeball in the first half of grade school. After they banned it, we begged and pleaded the PE teacher to allow us to play it one more time when we were in 8th grade. The teacher got enjoyment when the fat kid got whacked in the face. And as the numbers grew fewer & fewer, those remaining slowly tired but danced and dodged like gymnasts avoiding being pummeled by multiple balls hurled towards them til only 1 remained standing. I miss those days. We grew character from getting the crap whacked out of us and doing the same to others. 😊
I was 3rd from last to remain. They whacked me in the calf muscle during a jump as about 5 balls simultaneously aimed for me. Tony & Tom were the two left standing. By that point, they tried sabotaging each other to be the last man standing.
God I miss those times!!! When kids were kids and we played outside!!! On the weekend we were out by 8am and mom was lucky if we where home for supper!! Most times we go home when the street lights came on because that was the rule!!
Love a good loud "sproing"!
Those were the days. I miss Dodgeball.
Love this one. Loved Dodgeball and remember square dancing in gym.
LOL ... when he said held back dodge ball player, I was transported back to HS. The lack of AC in the GYM hit hard.
I see the beautiful flag of South Carolina in the background! Such a beautiful state, it produces bards like yourself and other such acts of Bravery.
Duuuude - the wind chimes at the end!!! 😂🎉 Too Perfect 🤣🤣🤣. I bet if you could go back and watch video of every dodgeball game and track down the kids who just ran around like idiots trying to “hide” vs the kids who actually PLAYED, caught balls and “held the line” you’d have some interesting lifelong correlations… 🤔😉.
Tis was perhaps, the best story of ol', you have spoken of. Bar none
Hell's to the yes. Dodgeball with the test of GD champions
For all you Matthews out there. I never could throw like the killers we had, neanderthals that had failed 8th grade twice on purpose just to play ball. This wasn't general population, but middle school football program. The smaller boys were absolutely terrified of getting hit by those fireballs every Friday. I decided to eat the pain and in stead of dodging, commit to catching. With a little practice, I went from last pick to first, hurt like hell but I quickly became the trump card. Didn't matter how hard, fast or mean you could throw it, I'd take you out 9 out of 10 times. Whatever team I was on was essentially guaranteed win. Absolute delight seeing the frustration and disbelief on their faces realizing their physical superiority becoming utterly useless. The reign of terror was squelched.
What a poetically told dodgeball game. Congratulations on being so victorious. You should feel proud of yourself for eliminating the great titan.
It's a shame they banned dodgeball at our schools. The teachers said it promoted hate and violence. I say no it promotes the hierarchy of the playground! Great memories of moving up the ranks.
A lot of issues that would have escalated were handled with dodgeball. Now kids leave school with bottled up anger
As last of the dodgeball warriors I 🫡 you thank you for the story brought back the time where three balls were missed and yet one was caught and returned
As a Gen-X PE Teacher and Army Veteran, my gym is a reflection of our fondest memories, dodge ball, rope climbing, obstacle courses, scooters & roller racers at their fastest speeds, and Hide & Seek in the dark. I remind my student’s there’s no crying in the gym, and to walk it off.
Well told sir! I am also a warrior of that great battlefield.
I remember during recess, with the lack of structure of a gym class, we played Poison Ball. (For modern verbage, Dodgeball Battle Royale.) I always preferred that, for some reason.
its like hearing Saving Private Ryan w/o having to sit in the movie theater for nearly 3 hrs lol. legit all I could think of during this is, "so this is what listening to WW2 soldiers was like"
This dude could read a fast food restaurant's menu and it would sound Shakespearean!
the smell of the red chicken hatched balls, the smell of victory or shame, each player a team mate, each player a lone wolf, it was glorious
Dodgeball saved lives.