Civ 5 AI Only Battle: All Ancient Era Unique Ground Units Deathmatch

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  • @steelcladCompliant
    @steelcladCompliant 6 років тому +151

    I swear, the ai works in misterious ways. "We are armed with spears and the capacity to regenerate wounds faster. Lets neither attack nor defend and heal, but rather walk around the horse archers while arrows rain upon us. Glory to the god king!" *dies*

  • @SanD1721
    @SanD1721 4 роки тому +105

    What we learned here is that if you run around randomly and let ranged units keep hitting you, you'll eventually lose.

  • @jjohnson4474
    @jjohnson4474 6 років тому +244

    This is a perfect display of how bad the AI is as combat.

    • @The_FreedomZone
      @The_FreedomZone 11 місяців тому

      The ai gets its strength from having unfair bonuses. The higher you raise the difficulty the more ai can just bang out cities and units with no gold or unhappiness penalties that a player would face.

  • @ntr5420
    @ntr5420 4 роки тому +125

    Watching AI's stupidity is very painful

    • @guccilibrarian4728
      @guccilibrarian4728 4 роки тому +13

      Ikr. The ranged units had a huge advantage, since they could attack without taking damage, but the almost never attacked when it was their turn

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 4 роки тому +5

      @@guccilibrarian4728 But the ranged units are trapped in a small area with the melee units and the melee units are stronger. The horse archers did have the advantage at the end because they could attack and then retreat across the valley.

    • @guccilibrarian4728
      @guccilibrarian4728 4 роки тому +8

      @@greywolf7577 If there's nowhere to run, then they should've at least shot someone. I know the melee units are stronger when attacking, but ranged units don't have to take damage when attacking AND they can attack first

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 6 років тому +89

    I like how everyones just pointlessly derping around. Except the axe throwers. They'll have none of that shit

    • @erictyson5947
      @erictyson5947 3 роки тому +1

      The barbarians are always the smartest in the game when it comes to combat tactics, I've noticed this in every civ game which proves they could program the other civs with batter combat skills but choose not to for some reason.

    • @lheng2474
      @lheng2474 2 роки тому

      @@erictyson5947 Ig it might be cos the barbs were in eternal war with the other civs and tend to be more aggressive whereas civs can be more passive, I'm not sure if it's really better

  • @tranlewlinign9592
    @tranlewlinign9592 5 років тому +61

    Battering Ram: "What am I doing here?!"

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 6 років тому +123

    Shoutout to the Immortals for completely throwing that fight at the end.

    • @syphonfillter
      @syphonfillter 6 років тому +3

      Ikr? They wasted two turns for no reason lmao. The AI in civ 5 is really stupid af at times

    • @tobynelson2729
      @tobynelson2729 6 років тому +1

      lol I'm not surprised the horse archers won, I am surprised the AI managed to use the horse archers to win when it came to a 1v1 vs immortals...

  • @quanvotangky8118
    @quanvotangky8118 6 років тому +39

    9:47 ... _and between the high mountains, upon the hot sand of Doomland, the triumphant horse archers still run amok to this very day_

  • @evanseifert8858
    @evanseifert8858 6 років тому +72

    * epic music * Units wandering around aimlessly...

  • @christianpetersen163
    @christianpetersen163 4 роки тому +60

    AI: Can't we just all be friends?
    Also AI: MUST... KILL... ELEPHANTS!!!

  • @PhoenixStriker1
    @PhoenixStriker1 6 років тому +137

    A ten minute testament to AI stupidity

  • @TeamMCFD
    @TeamMCFD 6 років тому +42

    Persia had then locked in a corner and could have killed the last 1, but then the AI decided to be brain dead as usual

  • @frisianmouve
    @frisianmouve 6 років тому +42

    In the beginning I thought healing was off or something, but the AI is even stupider than I thought

  • @Lyserus
    @Lyserus 6 років тому +58

    I'm melee he's a range so sure let's run around and do FREAKING NOTHING

  • @AndrewRichesson
    @AndrewRichesson 6 років тому +60

    If the Persians kept attacking the horse archers at the end they would have won.

  • @solwen
    @solwen 6 років тому +42

    Looked like an insect fighting video: Most of them stood in their corner and didn't want to fight.

  • @user-zh6ot4nx2e
    @user-zh6ot4nx2e 4 роки тому +122

    This actually shows how weak strategy and tactic skills of AI in Civ5

  • @kaihussin
    @kaihussin 6 років тому +68

    9:35 Dumbest move in the history of CIV

  • @justinnnnnn5676
    @justinnnnnn5676 5 років тому +40

    9:35
    Present turn: Should I attack,,, nah
    Next Turn: Should I get out of range... nah.

  • @khajiit268
    @khajiit268 2 роки тому +28

    Me: it's an easy battle, why video lasts 10min
    AI: just wandering around the enemies
    Me: ...

  • @khatack
    @khatack 6 років тому +35

    I don't think the AI got the memo about this being a death match xD

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 6 років тому +46

    very strange and even idiotic calls from the AI, notably the immortals's AI.... odd behaviour, they could, and should, have won that bout without a lot of difficulty.

  • @sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309
    @sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309 6 років тому +67

    the poor battering ram

  • @chjialong
    @chjialong 4 роки тому +46

    Strange AI offensive value. No strategy. No revenge. Not humanistic.

  • @Greggery
    @Greggery 4 роки тому +32

    Best strategy on this situation is just put yourself on defence and then healing defence. While they lose health you gain health.

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 роки тому +1

      You will still take damage.

    • @al-oq7ob
      @al-oq7ob 4 роки тому +15

      This can't work if you're melee units against ranged units but doing nothing is usually still the best option.

  • @BenColeman
    @BenColeman 4 роки тому +40

    I'd like to see this with experienced players controlling the units. Then we'd really see who is the best rather than the luckiest.

    • @zimne5212
      @zimne5212 4 роки тому +2

      Ben Coleman First ohne to attacks would always lose. So nothing would happen

    • @rosebudtv4660
      @rosebudtv4660 4 роки тому +7

      The luck will still play a major factor on early stage, since your survival depends on whether other players decide to attack your unit jointly or not.

  • @mattmackie9298
    @mattmackie9298 4 роки тому +26

    Pathfinder said fuck it, over the mountains we go

  • @Deneiral
    @Deneiral 6 років тому +28

    those fucking immortals couldve defeated the huns my god

    • @jaybe9627
      @jaybe9627 6 років тому

      I know lmao they just kept walking around them.

  • @Kelliyi
    @Kelliyi 6 років тому +33

    i was totally rooting for that battering ram

  • @jave285
    @jave285 6 років тому +67

    My God the AI is stupid...

  • @WhatsLaughing
    @WhatsLaughing 6 років тому +23

    Rumor has it that those horses still are wandering around that island

  • @Boreasos
    @Boreasos 6 років тому +83

    The only thing this video really showcased was how utterly stupid the AI is.

    • @siyarg.4900
      @siyarg.4900 6 років тому +2

      Boreasos especially the Persian one

    • @Quantum-yz9fc
      @Quantum-yz9fc 6 років тому +2

      Edward Elric the Hunnic one wasn't much better. Most turns it didn't attack.

    • @siyarg.4900
      @siyarg.4900 6 років тому

      Quantum Yeah but the Persians could have easily won if they kept on attack the Mongols

    • @Hroros
      @Hroros 6 років тому

      How could they attack Mongols as they were not in the game?

  • @notrsean2236
    @notrsean2236 6 років тому +36

    0:30 Shoshone pathfinder used Teleport!

    • @Xe4ro
      @Xe4ro 6 років тому +1

      They just went to the moon right away XD

    • @JuanFelipe3374
      @JuanFelipe3374 6 років тому +4

      fuck this shit i'm out

  • @BrandyBrandalia
    @BrandyBrandalia 6 років тому +55

    Never realized how dumb the AI is. Persia should have won this game easily.

  • @justinsamsa5612
    @justinsamsa5612 6 років тому +53

    Shows how bad the ai is when moving troops

  • @Draugtaur
    @Draugtaur 3 роки тому +13

    was almost expecting the barbarians to win, seeing how everyone just ignored them

  • @Drumpro31
    @Drumpro31 2 роки тому +17

    i like to think they were all looking for the barb camp so they could get a settler lmao

  • @luca3812
    @luca3812 6 років тому +29

    I really wanted to see the battering ram win..

    • @lheng2474
      @lheng2474 2 роки тому

      Peace and just standing there winning would've been cool... but i guess their Penalty on Defense (33%) made them too weak on melee defense...

  • @aaronfrechen7201
    @aaronfrechen7201 3 роки тому +48

    That was very painful to watch

  • @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383
    @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383 6 років тому +30

    If the immortals attacked instead of walking it would be ez win for immortals

  • @thecrazyplaceofjandb3175
    @thecrazyplaceofjandb3175 6 років тому +41

    Shoshone at 0:30 "fuck this shit im out"

  • @aubreystewart3772
    @aubreystewart3772 6 років тому +21

    "Immortals...... we'll put their name to the test."
    ~Leonidas (300)

  • @BaileyFox1818
    @BaileyFox1818 6 років тому +29

    The AI is bad at first because AI often treat their first unit as a scouting unit, I think. They settle a city with their Settler, then they explore the land using their Warrior. Without a Settler or a Warrior, I think their military unit assumed the Warrior role and went exploring that tiny bit of land, before they got serious about killing anyone
    That said, the AI is still horribly bad at war

  • @Commanderziff
    @Commanderziff 2 роки тому +14

    For a while there it looked like the Barbarians were going to take it. They were the only ones consistently doing damage.

  • @yigitdemir3723
    @yigitdemir3723 6 років тому +40

    Watching this stupid AI almost gave me cancer

  • @PassivesAbseits
    @PassivesAbseits 6 років тому +37

    Super smart AI... focussing the Elefant in the room, before he gets Nukes and destroys everyone with it...

  • @sdudigumi
    @sdudigumi 6 років тому +26

    This new battle royale looks good.

  • @MasterCoD124
    @MasterCoD124 6 років тому +49

    The immortals could’ve won if the AI wasn’t stupid

    • @jakubmastalerz5513
      @jakubmastalerz5513 6 років тому +6

      if the ai wasnt stupid they would keep horse archers out of immortals range 100% time

  • @azerefendizade6017
    @azerefendizade6017 4 роки тому +41

    That poor battering ram

  • @djtechzz
    @djtechzz 6 років тому +30

    for a second i thought barbarians would win

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +21

    Pathfinder has found their own path.

  • @lornsumm3249
    @lornsumm3249 3 роки тому +17

    AI enemy units have less combat use than using a worker as a decoy lmao

  • @Adam-xf3ko
    @Adam-xf3ko 6 років тому +55

    Kind of an example of how bad the AI is at times.

  • @ShermanMark1
    @ShermanMark1 2 роки тому +12

    At first it looked like the barbarians were going to win I also liked how my two favorite AI were freinds intill near the end

  • @Mr.Clothier
    @Mr.Clothier 6 років тому +30

    those guys throwing axes wont even get attacked by any unit.

  • @touieg1211
    @touieg1211 5 років тому +18

    For nearly 3 millennia, the battle raged on

  • @chefboyardee2223
    @chefboyardee2223 6 років тому +30

    Is this channel drew in disguise?

  • @rodionaugustus2685
    @rodionaugustus2685 6 років тому +49

    Poor elephant

  • @andreasmouyiannides2468
    @andreasmouyiannides2468 5 років тому +35

    I watch these videos to remind me why i hate Civ5 war AI.......

  • @djolly3438
    @djolly3438 6 років тому +25

    Darn, was hoping the battering ram would win

  • @eetuthereindeer6671
    @eetuthereindeer6671 6 років тому +26

    0:30 SHOSHONE JUST DISAPPEARED

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ 6 років тому +3

      actually they are the true winners because they used camo to hide while other's kill each other and start a secret farm underground so while other's starve and kill each other they will survive

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 6 років тому

      Ahmad abdal But... what did they farm? And how did they get underground?

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 6 років тому +7

      What they had was basically a scout. If there's nothing to scout, there's no use for it, so the AI just deleted the unit.

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 6 років тому +1

      Guus Thijssen just what i thought after i commented that and i think thats what happened.... I just didn't want to admit it xD

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ 6 років тому +1

      Eetu The Hunter going underground is their secret technique and they grew potatoes that is why at the end of the game the screen faded to black instead of you have been defeated screen appearing open your eyes and get woke

  • @mattscrutton
    @mattscrutton 6 років тому +26

    The immortals should have won because they heal twice as fast, get a healing bonus for killing other units and have an advantage against all horse, scout and ranged units at this stage of game. Spawning in next to Persia when you start the game as anyone else is a nightmare on high difficulties, because they expand quickly and you are always weaker militarily through the AI research starting bias in a vanilla game. So it's a case of do everything you can to stay friendly until you catch up, then beat them down until they don't exist anymore

    • @EntropicMalevolence
      @EntropicMalevolence 6 років тому +1

      You gotta remember that the ai is terrible except for deity, where they are sub-average

    • @jeremyjones453
      @jeremyjones453 6 років тому

      @@EntropicMalevolence The AI doesn't really get much better, It just cheats more.

    • @EntropicMalevolence
      @EntropicMalevolence 6 років тому

      @@jeremyjones453 They get a kindergarten class on "Strategy" when on deity

    • @jeremyjones453
      @jeremyjones453 6 років тому

      @@EntropicMalevolence yea

  • @akostoth9389
    @akostoth9389 4 роки тому +31

    Huns: *waits for the persian troops to heal up*
    Also huns: *gives no Fs about hunnic archers and ram* 😡🤯🤦

  • @dankanubis1345
    @dankanubis1345 6 років тому +13

    5:03 Finally, the AI gets smart for once.

  • @zecoregamer5288
    @zecoregamer5288 6 років тому +23

    Dunno who thought battering ram Attila would win

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 6 років тому

      If they didn't get attacked until one, low health melee unit was left, they theoretically could've won.
      Unless I'm mistaken and they don't do damage on counterattack at melee, I'm not sure how that works and I'm too lazy to do some easy af testing.

  • @martinsalvia5705
    @martinsalvia5705 6 років тому +22

    Greeks: *Running*
    Litterally all the others: *Attacking*
    Greeks: *More running*
    They burn a lot of calories boys.

    • @carolynharris4993
      @carolynharris4993 6 років тому +4

      Marathon

    • @daleldalel
      @daleldalel 6 років тому

      Basically living Spartan conditions. Discipline only

    • @Leon_Schuit
      @Leon_Schuit 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, except that Spartans never retreat and never surrender ;)
      Those must have been the Athenian boylovers that Leonidas mentioned :P

  • @Novusod
    @Novusod 6 років тому +15

    This is the kind of simulation that would have to be run multiple times to see which one really was the best.

  • @SeanKula
    @SeanKula 6 років тому +16

    I had my money on Persia and then I saw the final showdown, *tisk* *tisk*

  • @ExamplePrime
    @ExamplePrime 6 років тому +6

    I love the idea.
    Although it didn't look like everyone was automatically at war with each other which is something I would recommend for any of the deathmatches

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 6 років тому +1

      ExamplePrime they were

    • @lheng2474
      @lheng2474 2 роки тому

      @@robertharris6092 I don't disbelieve you, but how do you know?

  • @noahbutler6135
    @noahbutler6135 6 років тому +8

    Cool idea, although I wouldn’t have included the battering ram since it can’t attack

  • @CanWeGoBackRIPhiphop
    @CanWeGoBackRIPhiphop 6 років тому +19

    You're not supposed to skirmish away from the ranged units.

  • @dingchat555
    @dingchat555 6 років тому +4

    Yooo this is an awesome idea, I enjoyed this even more than I thought I would

  • @dennisng3465
    @dennisng3465 4 роки тому +9

    8:00 Archers on horses, towards the end were picking out the weakest team that just had a battle.

  • @amir_artur
    @amir_artur 6 років тому +21

    Barbarians are MVP of this match :D

  • @dauw_
    @dauw_ 5 років тому +21

    The music was MUCH cooler at 2x playback speed

  • @BlackSmithWolves
    @BlackSmithWolves 6 років тому +76

    The AI is so dumb lol

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +31

    Somehow the guy with the huge Elephants is one of the first to lose.

    • @samarkand1585
      @samarkand1585 6 років тому +1

      where in history did you see horse archers square off against elephants?

    • @rodigoduterte9192
      @rodigoduterte9192 6 років тому +1

      Bobby Ferg because horses are mobile and elephants are not easy to breed under captivity

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +7

      Knight and Crow Still you would think he would last longer then the guy who brought a flipping bartering ram

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +1

      John Bartholomew What where a guy brings a battering ram to an elephant fight?

  • @crt6232
    @crt6232 3 роки тому +23

    why did you torture the battering ram like that?

  • @BrandonSchleifer
    @BrandonSchleifer 6 років тому +32

    Why don't the ranged units attack? There no tactical advantage to them moving around so much!

    • @Avalons1000
      @Avalons1000 6 років тому +4

      The AI does not agree with you.

    • @Caipiranha89
      @Caipiranha89 6 років тому +10

      The real question is, why do the melee units refuse to engage in direct combat with the (weaker) ranged units? Instead they dance around the barbarians and let themselves get shot...

    • @ryanmccoy8980
      @ryanmccoy8980 6 років тому +5

      +McShine It's obviously XP farming, the AI is playing 7d chess while you're playing checkers

  • @Martinus777
    @Martinus777 6 років тому +40

    Wow, the AI is so goddamn stupid.

    • @Crushnaut
      @Crushnaut 6 років тому +3

      Yup that was a waste of 10 minutes

  • @MrCrapDude
    @MrCrapDude 6 років тому +23

    I was rooting for the immortals the whole time gyahhhh if they didn't move so much they might have won :(

    • @cpt.mystic_stirling
      @cpt.mystic_stirling 6 років тому +1

      CrapDude "Unless your the Mongols"
      Kudos to anyone who gets the reference ;P

    • @sanpablo4668
      @sanpablo4668 6 років тому

      9thRoyalPirateAssassin (Mystic Stirling) crash course is it?

    • @baronblackdragon9078
      @baronblackdragon9078 6 років тому

      Weren’t the horse archers Hunnic units?

    • @sanpablo4668
      @sanpablo4668 6 років тому

      Baron Black Dragon sad, couldve been perfect

    • @cpt.mystic_stirling
      @cpt.mystic_stirling 6 років тому

      Baron Black Dragon Huns are Future Mongols. It counts ;P
      And yeah! Crash Course! Thanks Stan for this meme!

  • @MathStringInputOutpu
    @MathStringInputOutpu 6 років тому +16

    I was rooting for the hand-axe...

  • @michaelmoran9020
    @michaelmoran9020 2 роки тому +25

    the problem with this is its literally in nobodies interests to attack

    • @mechwarreir2
      @mechwarreir2 2 роки тому +2

      not meant to be strategic. I think this is just a fun toy to play with.

  • @TheLostArchangel666
    @TheLostArchangel666 6 років тому +9

    And here, we see broken AI in action!

  • @JoshuaRellick
    @JoshuaRellick 6 років тому +40

    Why did it take so long for anyone to kill the barbarian unit?

    • @imfromtambunan
      @imfromtambunan 6 років тому +30

      because AIs are fucking retarded.

    • @SwordofSouls
      @SwordofSouls 6 років тому +13

      Because AI in Civ 5 largely ignore barbarians unless it's a city state quest or there's a certain threshold of direct threat to them (which is apparently higher than "actively attacking you")

  • @HerraHissi
    @HerraHissi 6 років тому +16

    Unit Civilization Turn
    Pathfinder Shoshone 2
    War Elephant Indian 5
    ?Chariot Archer? Egyptian 10
    Jaguar Aztec 13
    Hoplite Greek 16
    Atlatlist Mayan 17
    Hand-Axe Barbarian 18
    Battering Ram Hunnic 18
    Pictish Warrior Celtic 20
    Maori Warrior Polynesian 25
    Slinger Incan 29
    Bowman Babylonian 49
    Immortal Persian 64
    Horse Archer Hunnic -

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 6 років тому +2

      HerraHissi But egypt had a normal chariot in this

    • @HerraHissi
      @HerraHissi 6 років тому

      That is suprising. I assumed every unit was the unique one from each civ like title said. Thank you

  • @domesticcat1725
    @domesticcat1725 6 років тому +43

    In the end, the immortals were...
    Mortal.

    • @domesticcat1725
      @domesticcat1725 6 років тому +3

      Not seeing anyone else make this pun was disappointing

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +13

    Combat and movement on? Am I in Heaven?
    No of course not, this is the comments section.

  • @mlemmage8449
    @mlemmage8449 5 років тому +14

    I'm not liking this video until the battering ram wins by defending

  • @Apex-1177
    @Apex-1177 6 років тому +20

    I rooted for the aztecs until they went suicidal also wtf did the AI do at the end lol

  • @AngelOreos
    @AngelOreos 6 років тому +28

    One tribe just disappears at 0:29

  • @Craysus
    @Craysus 6 років тому +16

    Babylon and Persia basically killed themselve

  • @Senza32
    @Senza32 6 років тому +22

    I feel like under normal conditions there'd only really be four serious contenders here, the war chariot, the horse archer, the elephant, and the immortal. First three because they're highly mobile ranged units, and the immortal because of its high strength, bonus vs cav, and doubled healing. Dumb AI doesn't help since it doesn't realize it can move and ranged attack in the same turn.

    • @cleavly6162
      @cleavly6162 6 років тому +2

      Senza32 No, melee troops destroy the ranged troops easily and the ranged units have no where to go, especially because they can only move one space by enemies

    • @Senza32
      @Senza32 6 років тому +2

      In these close quarters yeah, I just meant in more normal gameplay conditions.

    • @cleavly6162
      @cleavly6162 6 років тому

      Senza32 eh maybe. They might win if you position them well

  • @CityState_of_Valletta
    @CityState_of_Valletta 3 роки тому +16

    It looked like ranged units only shot at damaged units..? It seems they have some basic understanding of finishing off a low health enemy but that's kinda it.

    • @lornsumm3249
      @lornsumm3249 2 роки тому +1

      Very basic ai, usually I fight wars by gaining advantage through range unit damage by baiting out enemies

  • @tyrannism5648
    @tyrannism5648 6 років тому +18

    Come on Hoplites wtf was that

  • @atwm1898
    @atwm1898 6 років тому +41

    This became really tedious real quick

  • @weston142
    @weston142 6 років тому +20

    Ghandi should’ve had nukes not elephant archers

  • @cpt.mystic_stirling
    @cpt.mystic_stirling 6 років тому +13

    Barbs are still the people's choice. If only you could upgrade them :(

  • @texnikozero4934
    @texnikozero4934 4 роки тому +26

    Real video title:
    AI - Artificial Idiot

  • @AeonQuasar
    @AeonQuasar 6 років тому +28

    MVP barbarians.