Tree man : *smack ice Giant most of the time* Samurai : *always uses his foot but sometimes his sword* Ice Giant : *pretty much normal and have a hard life*
4:45 “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH-“ “NO, They aren’t worth it man” 8:38 - *BONK* [BETRAYAL!] 9:52 & 9:58 - Early stages of NASA Space Program 11:14 - When your visiting young cousins, nephews, and nieces want to get on your gaming console the gang is playing 17:00 - The concept behind the song ‘Through the Fire and Flames’ by Dragonforce 18:52 - Acupuncture 27:38 - 50 Shades of Darkness 28:06 - “We all float *up* here” 31:16 - End Times Cultists in a Nutshell 32:17 - What you really learn in High School... *Cough* 34:42 - Just after five minutes 36:20 - When mom expects you to eat your broccoli. How the challenge feels like.
17:00 Yoshimitshu, Golem, and Grunk faced the fire spitters head on. They sprinted, head-first into the white-hot flames, spewing from the dragonshead fire. “We must hold!” Yoshimitsu exclaimed, his runed armor only halting a portion of the heat blasted at him from multiple soldiers. He spun in the air, whirling and coming down hard on another soldier’s head, life snuffed from his body, adding to the growing pile of his comrades. The golem just beeped once in a tone Grunk could have sworn brimmed with exasperated determination as he swung his stone and metal arms at a group of three soldiers, sending them flying at least 500 spans. Grunk would have usually grunted in agreement, but so much of his mind was concentrated on the task at hand. Fire lapped over his thick, leathery skin, a hallmark of the giant-folk. The leaves burned away from his tree so quickly, and his enemy was probably betting on the fact that the wood would burn quickly. This was quite a healthy tree Grunk chose for his impromptu weapon, and though employed in relative haste, Grunk chose this tree for good reason. Grunk had wisely chosen a Grumwood Oak as his club. The Oak in the Grumwood forests are notoriously dense and so soaked with sap this time of year, that the tree would resist being charred so quickly. Grunk swing the mighty Oak in an ark from left to right in front of him, grunting heavily as he sent another 5 or so soldiers of the flame into the horizon. Something in the corner of his eye made him glance to his left. There he saw Golem, struggling to stand, most of his metal being melted, steam pouring from his gears. His arm fell, from what looked involuntary, though he seemed to conveniently land his giant stone arm on a soldier, crushing him into a crater in the ground. And only a moment later, Golem let out a weak ‘beep’ and slumped to the ground, causing gears to pop from his joints. A pool of thick oil quickly coalesced under him. “No~ooo!” Yamamoto cried out, as he yanked his blade free of the chest of another soldier of the flame. Grunk could see that the samurai was visibly weakening, the suit of armor to protect him, likely cooking him like an oven now. Yoshimitsu paused, falling back for a moment, resting on his blade for but a moment. Grunk swung down on the head of another soldier, crushing his dragonshead flame spitter and his head along with it. Grunk saw his warrior friend hesitate, but saw steadfastness quickly grow in his comrade’s eyes. Yoshimitsu let out a fierce scream and launched into the air once again, coming down on two soldiers in a diagonal downward swipe, and toppling 4 others. He jerked his blade out of the two men, and used the momentum to swing around, rotating the blade in his hand as he spun, removing two heads and partly removing the head of a third. Yoshimitshu panted heavily. That was the last of the energy he had left. He didn’t even have the energy to pull his sword from his enemy’s neck. The ancient warrior fell to his knees and slumped to the ground, a strange smile in contentedness on his face. He died as he wanted - in glorious battle. Grunk was overwhelmed at the remaining force in front of them. There must have been at least 100 soldiers of the flame in front of them when they first engaged in battle, and now it seemed their best efforts so far only 2/3 of the enemy units. Grunk fell back a few steps in retreat for a moment’s reprieve from the flame and to catch his breath. His skin charred black and crispy in a few places, and his tunic was mostly burned away. The once mighty Grumwood Oak’s branches had all burned away, and the sap-laden bark was completely burned away. The heavy wood bore a few glowing cracks in a few places on the trunk, and wisps of flame danced on the end of the branchless trunk of a tree. Grunk saw his fallen companions, and looked again to his enemy. They slowly marched toward him, flames only seconds from Grunk’s face. Grunk closed his eyes and whispered what seemed to be a brief prayer. Life sprung into him again, “You can’t take all the glory, friend!!” Grunk shouted in a booming voice, directed straight at his fallen comrade. Grunk’s large arms flexed hard, and he swung the trunk by its roots, mowing down several soldiers and knocking them into yet more behind them. Just then Grunk felt flames searing his left cheek. He instinctively jumped to the right but was caught off guard by yet more flames, burning intensely into his right side. They were surrounding him. Flames danced in almost a tornado, and Grunk burned all over his body. He gook a gasp of air, and fire and smoke burned his lungs. His vision blurred, and he coughed and stumbled, his mind struggling to concentrate on his enemies, flames to his left indicated an another soldier, and Grunk used the last of his strength to bring what was left of the mighty oak, crashing into his body. ‘I guess this is it,” Grunk thought with his last ounce of mental energy, and his final thoughts were of home and of a girl he was fond of in his youth. As the smoke cleared, only 3 soldiers of flame were left of them.
How to win against three giants as a reaper: 1:Spam your death. Reason:It's easy sine when your comrades died they would pull you and your victims but could also well end you. 2:Spam your scythe. Reason:Well you have the ability to knock units away but once you have fifty to yourself it's basically one balloon archer against one clubber or one firework archer against one clubber. 3:Repeat step one and step two. Reason:I am not repeating myself.
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8:38 Samurai Giant: I’m gonna kill the last guy :D Tree Giant: No I am! Samurai Giant: Kills The Knight Tree Giant: YOU TOOK MY KILL Also Tree Giant: Grrrr, you shall die! >:( Samurai Giant: Wat? I didn’t hear you- Tree Giant: get knocked out boi
27:44 Samurai giant: They are Cutting me in half please help me!!!!!!!! Black hole madness Samurai giant: *Dies* 34:42 All bomb cannons: Fire! Ice giant: This is gonna hurt *dies* All bomb cannons: Ahhhh we are killing eachother A bomb cannon: I’m alive Samurai giant: Or are you? A bomb cannon: Quick fir- *explodes itself*
27:37 when the 3 most deadly titans are summoned by a ritual and half of the worlds population is being destroyed Devil: sees 3.7 billion souls enter hell over the past week God: there's titans Devil: calls in grim reaper Grim reaper: yes sir what did you call me in for Devil: I need your best men to kill some titans Grim reaper: ok Grim reaper: alright reapers we got a job to do and that job is to kill some titans and yes I know it's gonna be a difficult task but to many souls are entering hell in it's causing a over population in hell SO LETS TAKE OUT THESE TITANS Reapers: ☹️ Grim reaper: may the devil have a feast for our bravery
Ice Giant: *Kill units* Samurai Giant: *Miss all the hits* Tree Giant: *Sometimes kill units and hit the Ice Giant with a tree* Also Ice Giant: *GETS ENRAGED*
Ape: "Let's play a game. But no team killing..... I'm looking at you Jesus." Jesus: "Hey man, this is a giving tree. If it wants to giveth an ass whooping onto you, who am I to ignore it's wishes?" Samurai: *Does a flip*
8:18 Ice giant:arrggghh help me Tree giant:samurai, help he Samurai giant:no Ice giant:dead Tree giant:you stupid samurai Tree giant:punch samurai Samurai giant:OOF
4:45 the giant samurai: im gonna kill him! the giant yeti: no pls don't, lets just get back to our home, there's just two of them, no the giant samurai: but i just want to check it the giant yeti: aight, whatever
8:40
Tree giant: there can be only one, goodbye my friend
Samurai giant: 😵
*T R E E B O N K*
😂😂😂😂
Tree giant:I ONLY WANTED TO HIT THE ENEMIES BUT YOU GOT IN MY WAY
BRUDDA
@@generalflopper9697 BUDDA
Tree man : *smack ice Giant most of the time*
Samurai : *always uses his foot but sometimes his sword*
Ice Giant : *pretty much normal and have a hard life*
John Wick smacks*
he doesn't smack ice giant he smack samurai giant
@@rebeccasutton2401 When?
Anonymous 21
8:40 Here.
ice giant always die first because he is target
8:39 Long live the king
*Bonk*
Y it sound like he rlly said that lmao
niqelz oh yeah wtf 😂😂
XDDDDDD WHY
Godzilla king of the monster reference lol
8:44
Ice giant: *gets hit with half of the bolders*
Also ice giant: I can do this all day
You quoted captain America
2:30 Tree Giant playing whack-a-mole
*Bonk*
no its whack a mamoth
11:30 Tree Giant: My very first homerun before I die
Lmao
*OUT OF THE PARK*
*bonk*
5:15 that's a really strong double-hit by the tree giant to the ice giant's face
18:47 When a UA-camr looks at his emails
4:45
“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH-“
“NO, They aren’t worth it man”
8:38 - *BONK* [BETRAYAL!]
9:52 & 9:58 - Early stages of NASA Space Program
11:14 - When your visiting young cousins, nephews, and nieces want to get on your gaming console the gang is playing
17:00 - The concept behind the song ‘Through the Fire and Flames’ by Dragonforce
18:52 - Acupuncture
27:38 - 50 Shades of Darkness
28:06 - “We all float *up* here”
31:16 - End Times Cultists in a Nutshell
32:17 - What you really learn in High School... *Cough*
34:42 - Just after five minutes
36:20 - When mom expects you to eat your broccoli. How the challenge feels like.
Wow real effort put into dis
Nice comment long as hell
The moment you click see more it’s over man
2:34 concerts be like
what a waste of time in this comment
2:10
Ice giant: Dang, these mammoths are strong
Samurai giant: AAHHHHHHHHHHH
Tree giant: CROWD SURF!!!!
More like a boop
Ice giants as tank
Samurai giants as fighter
Tree giants as assassin
Fun fact and ice giant can kill a mammoth with one punch
@Dave Tamisen here's another fun fact since you like the last one! Fun fact mammoths are useless when you get to the later stages
I don't think the mammoths are good at hitting big things.
14:40 Samurai Giant just wants to take a little nap.
Someone steps on his leg and him up now he's pissed
@@SeanKula ur so right lol
8:38 tree giant doesnt even care who goes down, as long as the job gets done
6:08
Bards:"Attack!!! Oh no they are too big! Retreattt!!!"
lol
Please floow 😙
The three giants Don't like each other
@@fukuro5577 6 Please floow
@@القائدفضل wtf does Floow mean
17:00 Yoshimitshu, Golem, and Grunk faced the fire spitters head on. They sprinted, head-first into the white-hot flames, spewing from the dragonshead fire.
“We must hold!” Yoshimitsu exclaimed, his runed armor only halting a portion of the heat blasted at him from multiple soldiers. He spun in the air, whirling and coming down hard on another soldier’s head, life snuffed from his body, adding to the growing pile of his comrades.
The golem just beeped once in a tone Grunk could have sworn brimmed with exasperated determination as he swung his stone and metal arms at a group of three soldiers, sending them flying at least 500 spans.
Grunk would have usually grunted in agreement, but so much of his mind was concentrated on the task at hand. Fire lapped over his thick, leathery skin, a hallmark of the giant-folk. The leaves burned away from his tree so quickly, and his enemy was probably betting on the fact that the wood would burn quickly. This was quite a healthy tree Grunk chose for his impromptu weapon, and though employed in relative haste, Grunk chose this tree for good reason. Grunk had wisely chosen a Grumwood Oak as his club. The Oak in the Grumwood forests are notoriously dense and so soaked with sap this time of year, that the tree would resist being charred so quickly.
Grunk swing the mighty Oak in an ark from left to right in front of him, grunting heavily as he sent another 5 or so soldiers of the flame into the horizon. Something in the corner of his eye made him glance to his left. There he saw Golem, struggling to stand, most of his metal being melted, steam pouring from his gears. His arm fell, from what looked involuntary, though he seemed to conveniently land his giant stone arm on a soldier, crushing him into a crater in the ground. And only a moment later, Golem let out a weak ‘beep’ and slumped to the ground, causing gears to pop from his joints. A pool of thick oil quickly coalesced under him.
“No~ooo!” Yamamoto cried out, as he yanked his blade free of the chest of another soldier of the flame. Grunk could see that the samurai was visibly weakening, the suit of armor to protect him, likely cooking him like an oven now. Yoshimitsu paused, falling back for a moment, resting on his blade for but a moment. Grunk swung down on the head of another soldier, crushing his dragonshead flame spitter and his head along with it. Grunk saw his warrior friend hesitate, but saw steadfastness quickly grow in his comrade’s eyes. Yoshimitsu let out a fierce scream and launched into the air once again, coming down on two soldiers in a diagonal downward swipe, and toppling 4 others. He jerked his blade out of the two men, and used the momentum to swing around, rotating the blade in his hand as he spun, removing two heads and partly removing the head of a third. Yoshimitshu panted heavily. That was the last of the energy he had left. He didn’t even have the energy to pull his sword from his enemy’s neck. The ancient warrior fell to his knees and slumped to the ground, a strange smile in contentedness on his face. He died as he wanted - in glorious battle.
Grunk was overwhelmed at the remaining force in front of them. There must have been at least 100 soldiers of the flame in front of them when they first engaged in battle, and now it seemed their best efforts so far only 2/3 of the enemy units.
Grunk fell back a few steps in retreat for a moment’s reprieve from the flame and to catch his breath. His skin charred black and crispy in a few places, and his tunic was mostly burned away. The once mighty Grumwood Oak’s branches had all burned away, and the sap-laden bark was completely burned away. The heavy wood bore a few glowing cracks in a few places on the trunk, and wisps of flame danced on the end of the branchless trunk of a tree. Grunk saw his fallen companions, and looked again to his enemy. They slowly marched toward him, flames only seconds from Grunk’s face. Grunk closed his eyes and whispered what seemed to be a brief prayer. Life sprung into him again, “You can’t take all the glory, friend!!” Grunk shouted in a booming voice, directed straight at his fallen comrade. Grunk’s large arms flexed hard, and he swung the trunk by its roots, mowing down several soldiers and knocking them into yet more behind them. Just then Grunk felt flames searing his left cheek. He instinctively jumped to the right but was caught off guard by yet more flames, burning intensely into his right side. They were surrounding him.
Flames danced in almost a tornado, and Grunk burned all over his body. He gook a gasp of air, and fire and smoke burned his lungs. His vision blurred, and he coughed and stumbled, his mind struggling to concentrate on his enemies, flames to his left indicated an another soldier, and Grunk used the last of his strength to bring what was left of the mighty oak, crashing into his body.
‘I guess this is it,” Grunk thought with his last ounce of mental energy, and his final thoughts were of home and of a girl he was fond of in his youth.
As the smoke cleared, only 3 soldiers of flame were left of them.
19:05 *attack on titan opening starts*
Bruh, you should see in 8:13 just like AOT
It's more like at 23:00
What about the valkerys
Wow
8:40
Order 66 be like
🤣🤣🤣
Do it
*Bonk*
I got 66 likes please keep it like this
Sfx : bonk
6:18 Yeti is trying to save the bards from he tree man
Ice giant
tree goant more like stupid giant
first of all
he attack
he attack his allies
but most importantly he doesnt stop attacking
One old man once said: "Don't bring a sword to a tree fight".
8:36 XD
Lol
One boomer once said...
@@deadspeacher lol
Unless you bring a lot of other people with swords as well
11:32 Home run!!!
How to win against three giants as a reaper:
1:Spam your death.
Reason:It's easy sine when your comrades died they would pull you and your victims but could also well end you.
2:Spam your scythe.
Reason:Well you have the ability to knock units away but once you have fifty to yourself it's basically one balloon archer against one clubber or one firework archer against one clubber.
3:Repeat step one and step two.
Reason:I am not repeating myself.
Why tree giant always smack ice giant with his tree😂
Mikhael Rizky you’re right
You should see 8:40 bro
its because their too close to each other that their weapons becomes friendly fire lol
Carlo Romualdez yeh the giant samurai works so hard and then just gets ENDED 🤣🤣
When they were fighting the knights he killed the sameri
0:45 ice giant punch samurai giant
2:33 best strategy
*Bonk*
33:41 Log wheel be like: "Imma just leave you to it man..."
lol
He do be floating tho
8:40 Why...
Friendly fire dude
Team kill
samurai giant had more kills than tree giant
Ikr 😆
There was an enemy underneath
8:40 this is your teammate noob tree giant 😁😁
27:18 What?!
He fucking punched himself
Wait hol up
9:58
*YOO WHAT KIND OF POWER ATTACK IS THAT*
no its the power of betrayal and stupidity look at the kings
one push another to power launch him
2:17 crowd surfing
4:46 how i get out of bed everyday
8:47 when you start to dance on the stage and the crowd did not like it.
14:55
"Lemme just sneak around this corpse and I'll--OH GOD!"
"who dates desturb my slumber?"
Better title:
Watch tree giant hit and kill his teammates for 37 minutes straight
Yep
the ice giant
Only looks like he doesn't actually kill them.
@@spacemanspiff6332 8:39
@@themonkofgaming102 That wasn't 37 minutes straight. That was like 3 seconds.
Giants:Exists
Ballista:Im Boutta End This man Whole Carrer
Im boutta end these whole giants career*
When you open a shuck soda
11:39 The end of Titanomachy, Colourized.
But with 50 Zeus
@@Alasking34 SOOS
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
ZOOOS!!!! ARRREEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
tree guy: aight Imma just walcc on u mammoths
JRKEJW
Lol he fucked them up he got the most bodies
He also surprised attack from the back, pretty much the reason why the giants won that clutch
4:23 The ice giant's eye: SpIn Me RiGhT rOuNd BaBy, RiGhT rOuNd!!!!
It's a googly eyes
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
If I, I get to know your name
Well I could trace
Your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
I've set my sights on you
(Like no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have
My way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
I, I got to be your…
24:11 I believe i can fly
8:37 is hilarious
*Bonk*
T h u m p
*Thonk*
36:20 the walking forest
Macbeth: Just like the simulations
Vietnam
😡😡😡😡😡
2:20 it's so funny to watch the Tree Giant go around and just bop every mammoth to sleep XD
11:28 the tree giant must have played golf in another life XD!!
24:27 Skeletons: Getting exploded left and right.
Skull and femur: "Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues~"
8:38
Samurai Giant: I’m gonna kill the last guy :D
Tree Giant: No I am!
Samurai Giant: Kills The Knight
Tree Giant: YOU TOOK MY KILL
Also Tree Giant: Grrrr, you shall die! >:(
Samurai Giant: Wat? I didn’t hear you-
Tree Giant: get knocked out boi
*Bonk*
Samurai giant I’m gonna kill them tree giant so you chosen death
23:00 Gulliver's travels
Oh hey I remember the part when the tiny perople keep him on the ground
17:00 For a thousand years, giants ruled all of humanity, maintaining peace and balance...
...but everything changed, when the Fire Nation attacked.
10:01 how...
Tottaly Accurate Battle Simulator dude....
11:32 YA-YEET
8:39 the Axis in a nutshell at the end of WW2
Germany: Dead giant
Japan: Samurai
iTaLy: that one with the tree
Ice Giant : "STOP HITTING ME, YOU SON OF A TREE!!!"
Giants trio vs 50 Vampires.
Me: more like Giants Trio vs 50 Mosquitos.
If theres a skeater on your peter knock it off!!🎶
More like 3 house neighbours who have mosquitoes
1:08 Group hug!
I love how the ice giant hugs all of his teammates when they win.
He is the most adorable character in t.a.b.s
8:32 Execute order 66
3:03 look at the tree giant
He's going to town he hates these peaky mammoths lmao
4:46 Ice giant: **gets drunk**
Also ice giant: *come on girlfriend, let's go drink beer*
13:17 When the boyz win and are going to crack open a cold one
27:44
Samurai giant: They are Cutting me in half please help me!!!!!!!!
Black hole madness
Samurai giant: *Dies*
34:42
All bomb cannons: Fire!
Ice giant: This is gonna hurt *dies*
All bomb cannons: Ahhhh we are killing eachother
A bomb cannon: I’m alive
Samurai giant: Or are you?
A bomb cannon: Quick fir- *explodes itself*
4:28 Well that's one way to sober up 😂😂
Nobody gonna talk about that last guy standing at 7:18 ?
And nobody gonna talk about that epic dodge at 8:50?
Tree Giant: "Ight smack your head everytime"
Ice Giant: "..."
2:06
I'm laughing too hard at the Tree Giant basically stepping on the Mammoths and giving them brain damage with the tree. 😂
Yeah🤣
I did not expect them to beat the mammoths. That being said, props to the tree giant for getting into the enemies lines. Goddam surfing them mammoths.
4:47 "Leave it Samurai, he's not worth it, mate!!!"
16:59 how it feels to be in the sun
11:06 blue team:easy red
Red team:SHOOT!!!
Blue team:OOF!!!
14:50 gonna get spanked
7:13
Trio Giant: we got you man
Sword man: i not scare with you.........RIP.
Trio Giant:easy
I like how the ice giant always goes in for a hug with the closest teammate once the battle is over.
7:41
When Buddha worshipers sees Catholics Edit:11:27
When tree giant hits a fastball Minotaur
Everyone:HOMERUN FOR TREE GIANT
8:40
Spy mains be like
True too true
samurais giant idea trampol the last guy
tree giants idea kill hisblast brother so there no giants left and his giant sword will land on the human
Samurai giant:DIE!!!
Tree giant:DIE!!!
Ice giant:can you guys stop missing and hitting me?!?!?!
19:54
Ice giant: oh yeah I got chest hair
That must hurt
Ice giant:helllp
Samurai giant: hellllp
Tree giant:I wanna play whack a mammoth
1:48
4:21
The legendary spinning eye
11:32 Homerun
8:39 *Rank the betrayed*
Henry Stickmin reference
4:45 ice giant eye
4:22
Ice Giant: My eyes, I have them rolling
Ice Giant: I can still see
2:07 looks like walking on the elephants and feeding them with broccolis...
Wow
I dont know why, but I seriously relate to the guy just hitting things with a tree.
27:37 when the 3 most deadly titans are summoned by a ritual and half of the worlds population is being destroyed
Devil: sees 3.7 billion souls enter hell over the past week
God: there's titans
Devil: calls in grim reaper
Grim reaper: yes sir what did you call me in for
Devil: I need your best men to kill some titans
Grim reaper: ok
Grim reaper: alright reapers we got a job to do and that job is to kill some titans and yes I know it's gonna be a difficult task but to many souls are entering hell in it's causing a over population in hell SO LETS TAKE OUT THESE TITANS
Reapers: ☹️
Grim reaper: may the devil have a feast for our bravery
Ice Giant: *Kill units*
Samurai Giant: *Miss all the hits*
Tree Giant: *Sometimes kill units and hit the Ice Giant with a tree*
Also Ice Giant: *GETS ENRAGED*
08:39 LOL WKWKWKWKWK
Ice:die red team!
Samurai:die red team!
Tree:die ice giant!
8:39 ooooffffg
8:38 *_Top 10 anime betrayals_*
Maybe you didn't realize but the ice giant will always be attacked first by the 99% of the enemy units
10:36 Tree man hits ice giant
10:38 PAYBACK!!
10:43 sorry have a hug!
18:44 *(Tree Giant Got fire by Dragons)*
Ape: "Let's play a game. But no team killing..... I'm looking at you Jesus."
Jesus: "Hey man, this is a giving tree. If it wants to giveth an ass whooping onto you, who am I to ignore it's wishes?"
Samurai: *Does a flip*
4:17 - 4:55 me and my friends trying to get home on Sunday morning
8:18
Ice giant:arrggghh help me
Tree giant:samurai, help he
Samurai giant:no
Ice giant:dead
Tree giant:you stupid samurai
Tree giant:punch samurai
Samurai giant:OOF
Giant trio: tree tree giant, ice gaint, samurai gaint
Mammoth: sad snuffy noises
0:09 that should've been the cover art for the game
Giant Tree has heat resistant leather)
Google translate
13:11 i love how in this scene the ice giant just takes both of the other giants down on the ground with his one hand.
Tree giant never gets suspended for friendly fire
4:45
the giant samurai: im gonna kill him!
the giant yeti: no pls don't, lets just get back to our home, there's just two of them, no
the giant samurai: but i just want to check it
the giant yeti: aight, whatever
Old man *hit Yeti instead of the red enemies*
Yeti : Why u bullying me ?
5:02 the ice giant: DUDE WTF! WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME
the tree unit: MY AIM