Felt great to be on the escalator again! Don’t forget to hit the like button, it really helps keep Daddy Algoorithm happy and it lets me keep making these videos. If you have any phrases you want me to say in my next video, comment them! I get new ideas from the comments every week! I'm also gonna do another awkward dancing on the escalator soon, i'm so excited for that one!
"I buttered my biscuit"cracks me up every time! Here are 3 more options: "Fire in the hole!" "Speak up Brown,you're through!" "Ouch! That was a C sharp!"
You have no idea how much your videos help me out of my depression. Even if for 10 minutes, it means the world to me. No matter how stressed or depressed I am, your videos CRACK ME UP!
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs."
“This is when people get over their adversities and become winners….Okay, scratch that!” That’s when I lost my breath laughing so hard. “Owe, owe, owe! I think I buttered my biscuit.”
“I fumbled the snap” “There’s gonna be 3 more weeks of winter” “That had some nitrous in it” “Feels like frosting” “That made me feel like a women” “I need to see a doctor” “That’s gonna itch when it dries”
lol its easy to say that cos we're watching the video and know its a prank. in real time i'd walk off too dont wanna step in any accidental discharge nor do i wanna smell someone's fart lol
"That one vibrated my tonsils" "No more bean burritos for breakfast!" "I think I just dropped the chalupa!" "Hot in, hot out, ow, ow, ow...." "Those draws are toast!"
Things to say: "Sounds like a Harley" "There goes Afghanistan" "Coulda lit a cigarette with that one" "Droppin' an Air Pear" "Oh bwoff! Smells like Uptown Funk!" "Oup. Sneeze Cheese" "Losin' weight.. One toot at a time" "I swear I keep steppin' on invisible ducks" "Toot'n down Methane Lane" "Gosh dang it, I was saving that for the finals" "That'd scare a Scarecrow.. Oh my" "Berries and cream? More like dingle-berries and cream" "Hurricane Methane!" "Now THAT was Julie!"
"That one hit cloth." "Welcome to Moe's!" "Oh man, those were my back-up briefs!" "No es bueno!" "No mas pantalones!" "Butt's talkin' crap behind my back!" "Mama said there'd be days like this." "Touchdown!" "He shoots he scores!" "Dispatch!"
I’m impressed that so many woman get a laugh out of this , they all know they did this at least once , and the stone face men must live on a diet of dry toast !! Lol !!
Bro you really make our lives so much enjoyable. You are the only reason I can laugh loud from the bottom of my heart. God Bless You for keeping everyone entertained.
1:35 It was at that moment that Phone Girl became held fast in the grip of a fart vortex. “𝕆..𝕄..𝔾!” she exclaimed, as she waited for the whirl-wind to dissipate. And at last it did, for she did notice then that other persons began to sally by her unharmed. So with a deep breathe and a new lease on life, Phone Girl regained her motility and walked forth into a fresh destiny.
“I chillied my hot dog buns” “Oh god I need some jelly for that peanut butter” “Not cream corn again!” “Oh c’mon I ran out of diapers!” “That burns!” “I cheesed my hamburger meat!” “Oops I unpacked my fudge again!” “Yay mystery corn!” “Oh that’s gonna stain” “Outta the way I’m crowning!” “Yeeeeah baby!” *Austin Powers voice “Need some chips to go with that bean dip” “Who let the dogs out! 🎵” “pardon me sir, do you have any brown poupon?”
I bet most of the people who went behind him were sure, that it was smelling like hell 😂😅 Just because that's what's your brain says after a sound like this
"The turtle just peaked his head" " Life is rough on these cheeks" " The cheese just melted" " I'm in a sticky situation" " I just smashed my beans" " My water broke" " My cheeks exploded" " I hate wet tootsie rolls! " " That tickles" "
😂😂you’re literally still funny as heck man. I’ve been watching for years and your content never gets old. I hope things keep working out for you. You deserve all good that comes your way. I aspire to be as big as you one day so I can also spread laughter and positive messages💯🗣
Thanks Justin! Yeah I remember you have been around a long time! I appreciate all the continued support! It means alot! Just stay consistent on YT and other platforms and it's a snowball effect from there once 1 starts growing. I believe in you buddy!
@@maryespinoza2632 Have to think of something so he can vacate the escalator , sidewalk or the Mall . Maybe have him wear some long pants and then outfit it with a container of some kind and fill it with some chunky spoiled chocolate milk. First he cuts one then he sprays and then he pulls the plug, he should be quite the spectacle!!
@@markmeister2444 Good one! 😄 I thought he could wear a large adult diaper under his pants, but wear it so it's visible. Then when he bends over, he cracks a wet fart, and says something like, "Oh no!! That's gotta be leaking bad!", or whatever. He then remembers he's wearing his Depends, makes sure people notice him grasping or somehow acknowledging that he's got a diaper on as he says, "Nevermind...I'm good."
"The nuke has left the launch pad" "Boom, pow, straight to the moon Alice" "Can you smell what the rock is cooking?" "You keep knocking but you can't come in"
Every time I watch your videos I have to carry a tissue for wiping the tears of laughter. You would make a brilliant Candid Camera show. Some of the reactions are priceless. Don't stop!.......
Honestly boss, if you could go with "Ah, that was juice" or "you could actually hear the juice" it would make a certain family in Cornwall, UK extremely happy :)
"Ow! that hurt!"....."OK, that felt like bubbles!". Loved the ride UP the escalator, crop dusting the people going down. Try one long one riding up while bending over and tying your shoe. The people behind you cant miss it! Awesome job as usual ! 🤣👍👍 Two thumbs up!
@@gilstrap I mean it...I can be pissed or down and watch your vids and I'm laughing so hard it looks like I'm crying lol...it may be just vids to some but to others its a release...keep up the excellent job you're doing 👌
"Oh that was a shart!" "Who stepped on a duck?" "I think I just blew out my O ring" "Damn enchiladas" "Come on cheeks stay together" " There goes a new pair of underwear"
Felt great to be on the escalator again! Don’t forget to hit the like button, it really helps keep Daddy Algoorithm happy and it lets me keep making these videos. If you have any phrases you want me to say in my next video, comment them! I get new ideas from the comments every week! I'm also gonna do another awkward dancing on the escalator soon, i'm so excited for that one!
Hahaha i am always laughter more you videos
Please Quote What He Mans Motto Was/Is - I Have The Power, THEN LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE. Out Your Arse.. 🤣👍👍
Bring blast 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🤣🤣
What do you use. Its no longer the sharter
-Short explosive shart-
"Owwww, I tore my sphincter!"
That guy at 2:15 was so damn wholesome, we all need a supportive bro like that in our lives.
"I appreciate that, it's nice to have supportive people in my life"
"yeah bro, absolutely"
that's just might be the best Gilstrap exchange yet.👍👍
1:25 The poorly timed cough farts are some of the best ones. Those and the leg-kickers like you're starting up a dirt-bike. Keep them coming, lol.
the disrespect of trying to cover a massive fart with a cough and thinking he can get away with it🤣🤣
“One step at a time, just like in life” 😂
😂😂😂
Lmao I love it!
Gold comment....lol
Be calm collective lol 😀 ... OK👌
This line is my favorite. I hope Derek does more of these.
"I buttered my biscuit"cracks me up every time!
Here are 3 more options:
"Fire in the hole!"
"Speak up Brown,you're through!"
"Ouch! That was a C sharp!"
a C sharp!!!!hahah
I like the one he says: oouuchhh ouch ouch ouch and starts walking like a zombie dragging his legs lol
Shart, then sit down and say “man down, code brown” 😂
Yeah like, immediately stand up again, as if sitting down was what made him notice the code brown xD
😂😂
Hahahaha 🤣
😂🤣😂
Lucia D, that is genius:) lol or kick flip, wrong slip 💩
Buttered my biscuit gets me every time 😂😂
Love how the escalators don't work, so they are forced to stop walking 🤣
It worked out better than I thought it would 😂
I love how some of the people on the opposite side of the escalator going up look back and start laughing as well.
Yep; causes instant traffic jam on stopped escalators!
You have no idea how much your videos help me out of my depression. Even if for 10 minutes, it means the world to me. No matter how stressed or depressed I am, your videos CRACK ME UP!
“An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.” - Mitch Hedberg
RIP Mitch, funny guy, died way too young.
Zero fat on that joke.
Tell me that when it collapses
@@celticlord88 - When the stairs fall off? Hmm. You could use the railings to slide down. Problem solved.
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs."
Man, the leg on the hand rail thing is legendary, I can't stop laughing 😂😂
More Quotes
"Feels like Guacamole!"
"Oh god it all came out!"
"Gosh dangit i got a flat tire!"
"oh Gawd i feel Dizzy/Ligtheaded"
"Ahhh Muddy buddies!"
Muddie buddies lmao 😂
“That was a heat seeker!”
“This is when people get over their adversities and become winners….Okay, scratch that!” That’s when I lost my breath laughing so hard. “Owe, owe, owe! I think I buttered my biscuit.”
That was a hilarious line! 🤣
Those 2 couples really went back up the stairs as if they never farted or heard a fart before 🤣🤣
Those are the type pf people that think they are better than everyone else.
Pretentious people.
Right LMAOOOO 😂 😂 😂 😂
Just because everybody farts, doesn't mean we want to smell it. Nothing pretentious about it.
🤣🤣🤣
When they stop in amazement on the stairs.. Go up on the escalator and get em again haha
"Oh hot gravy"
"Ow I think I ruptured a roid"
"That's just like cabbage"
"That one tickled"
ruptured a roid , HAHAHAHAHAHAH
2:18 omg I loved the guy's reaction he was so chill about it lmfao
Every video gets better and better. Really enjoying these! Love the one liners "creamed my corn" and "buttered my biscuit" 😂😂
Thanks, always trying to make better videos every time!
It just wonderful to make peopleo laught at this time,,due keep up the good work.amen.
next time say "one small step for MAN. One large step for MANKIND" then let it rip
If you can make people laugh in this world that’s a great thing to do well done dude from the uk
👏👏👏
The leg shake gets me every time 🤣
The running farts and coughing are the most realistic but the leg shakers are hilarious too 😂
@Lady Elton22 lol oh yeah 😂😂 class 💨
@Lady Elton22 thank you and you too ❤️🙏
“I fumbled the snap”
“There’s gonna be 3 more weeks of winter”
“That had some nitrous in it”
“Feels like frosting”
“That made me feel like a women”
“I need to see a doctor”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a problem."
"I feel like a brand new man."
I love the jerks who actually walk off the elevator. Like a mere fart is an offense to their dignity. Like they've never done it. Ha!
lol its easy to say that cos we're watching the video and know its a prank. in real time i'd walk off too dont wanna step in any accidental discharge nor do i wanna smell someone's fart lol
"That one vibrated my tonsils"
"No more bean burritos for breakfast!"
"I think I just dropped the chalupa!"
"Hot in, hot out, ow, ow, ow...."
"Those draws are toast!"
Awkard dancing on the escalator is my favourite 🤣
"I buttered my biscuit". Gilstrap is God
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha I creamed my corn
No. JESUS CHRIST is GOD. LORD of LORDS and KING OF KINGS!
Makes people laugh around the world. What a legend
Things to say:
"Sounds like a Harley"
"There goes Afghanistan"
"Coulda lit a cigarette with that one"
"Droppin' an Air Pear"
"Oh bwoff! Smells like Uptown Funk!"
"Oup. Sneeze Cheese"
"Losin' weight.. One toot at a time"
"I swear I keep steppin' on invisible ducks"
"Toot'n down Methane Lane"
"Gosh dang it, I was saving that for the finals"
"That'd scare a Scarecrow.. Oh my"
"Berries and cream? More like dingle-berries and cream"
"Hurricane Methane!"
"Now THAT was Julie!"
Lol you must be one hell of a person to come up with such lines lol
@@folloczah056 😆 Well I did have four younger bros to entertain lol
Add: "Dang, I'm so loose today" :P
GOT SADDAM
May the force be with you.
Nothing beats CODE BROWN! Cracks me up every time. 👍👍👍
Laughed my A$$ off! Waiting for the quote "That's a BLEEDER"
lol thats a good one
I'm not bored with this prank every time I see it I still laugh😂😀
"Ouch" sit down, immediately stand up again "Oh, that's wet"
these are funny asf. I watch ur videos all the time and they make me laugh. The leg shakes get me everytime and cant stop laughing. 🤣🤣
1:00 Oh man, the couple that retreated up the escalator in the wrong direction!
I just lost it 🤣🤣🤣
"That one hit cloth." "Welcome to Moe's!" "Oh man, those were my back-up briefs!" "No es bueno!" "No mas pantalones!" "Butt's talkin' crap behind my back!" "Mama said there'd be days like this." "Touchdown!" "He shoots he scores!" "Dispatch!"
All I can say is Forever 21 is killing it…damn almost every scene had someone with one of their bags.
too bad they are going out of business 😬
@@caligirl8904 that’s only in Europe and Asia not in US.
Thank you for mentioning that, it's like they're some kind of CULT..... Omaha Steaks!
for some women it's "Forever 41"
I need to start watching these BEFORE I go to work, so maybe I'll be in a better mood lol.
The force is strong with that one. Also just say baby Yoda is coming too 😄
A few quotes:
"Oops. Sounds like I stepped on a squirrel."
"That one has been up there all day."
"The doctor told me it would stop by now".
I’m impressed that so many woman get a laugh out of this , they all know they did this at least once , and the stone face men must live on a diet of dry toast !! Lol !!
🤣🤣🤣
Bro you really make our lives so much enjoyable. You are the only reason I can laugh loud from the bottom of my heart. God Bless You for keeping everyone entertained.
“Sweet mother of pearl” 🤣😂
Congratulations to 600,000 subscribers! We will continue to support you from Japan!
Every time he farts, he injures himself pure genius😂😂😂
Legendry dialogue - "Ooo..That is leaking" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dude at 2:18 is the type of guy that enjoys life and gets along with everyone. POSITIVITY 👍
Laughing so hard my stomach hurts. These videos never fail to crack me up. I've just always found farts so funny and always will!! Thank you
Running into a bathroom or any area where a restroom sign is showing saying anything 🤣
"I almost made it!"
Thank you for making me laugh so much!
lol
The first one was the funniest due to her little scream lol!
1:35 It was at that moment that Phone Girl became held fast in the grip of a fart vortex. “𝕆..𝕄..𝔾!” she exclaimed, as she waited for the whirl-wind to dissipate. And at last it did, for she did notice then that other persons began to sally by her unharmed. So with a deep breathe and a new lease on life, Phone Girl regained her motility and walked forth into a fresh destiny.
@@Bloomyful A masterpiece.
😅😂🤣 And i QUOTE: "Some days r better than others" ! ...
*Bro! This is may be one of your best videos yet!!* 😂 *so many great one liners and reactions!* 🤣👍🏻
Thank you!
The leg move. You need a compilation of the leg move🤣🤣🤣🤣
The kick🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I chillied my hot dog buns”
“Oh god I need some jelly for that peanut butter”
“Not cream corn again!”
“Oh c’mon I ran out of diapers!”
“That burns!”
“I cheesed my hamburger meat!”
“Oops I unpacked my fudge again!”
“Yay mystery corn!”
“Oh that’s gonna stain”
“Outta the way I’m crowning!”
“Yeeeeah baby!” *Austin Powers voice
“Need some chips to go with that bean dip”
“Who let the dogs out! 🎵”
“pardon me sir, do you have any brown poupon?”
Im crowning , HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That’s gonna leave a mark
"Just blew an O-Ring." The knee grab followed by wafting was a beauty!
I bet most of the people who went behind him were sure, that it was smelling like hell 😂😅
Just because that's what's your brain says after a sound like this
The noisy ones does not smell at all..
Trying to hide it by coughing was great
Hilarious 😂 😂 🤣 that's Code brown 🤣 🤣 🤣
Lol best one when he said oh holy mother of pearl lol 😝
The running fart crop dusters are always the best.
"Hmm, works better since I got it fixed!"
"I definitely gotta have that looked at."
"...Ooow!! that's No Meatball"
"There's a Hershey Kiss"
" Oops!! Muddy Waters"
" Whoa!! a Chocolate Shake"
"The turtle just peaked his head" " Life is rough on these cheeks" " The cheese just melted" " I'm in a sticky situation" " I just smashed my beans" " My water broke" " My cheeks exploded" " I hate wet tootsie rolls! " " That tickles" "
When you lift your leg and push down hard I love it lmao hahahaha too funny🤣🤣🤣
1:11 - When you still shop at GAP KIDS - cue music 🎶CAN'T TOUCH THIS!🎶
"Cleared for takeoff!" followed by, "Ooh...That just closed the active runway!"
🤣🤣
Tell ‘em “Oh no! It’s an ELECTRIC FART! I can feel the juice running down my leg!” 😂 I’ve always got some good laughs out of that line! 😊
One liner: "omg that feels so much better!"
😂😂you’re literally still funny as heck man. I’ve been watching for years and your content never gets old. I hope things keep working out for you. You deserve all good that comes your way. I aspire to be as big as you one day so I can also spread laughter and positive messages💯🗣
Thanks Justin! Yeah I remember you have been around a long time! I appreciate all the continued support! It means alot! Just stay consistent on YT and other platforms and it's a snowball effect from there once 1 starts growing. I believe in you buddy!
Fart & Sniff would be a game changer for you Gilly!
Humor Bagel did a video like that where he sniffed his own farts.
@@maryespinoza2632 My idea for Gilly is get one of those cans of fart spray and once he cracks a fart he gas's the place, them he might want to run!!
@@markmeister2444
Ah...I was actually just thinking about that idea recently!
@@maryespinoza2632 Have to think of something so he can vacate the escalator , sidewalk or the Mall . Maybe have him wear some long pants and then outfit it with a container of some kind and fill it with some chunky spoiled chocolate milk. First he cuts one then he sprays and then he pulls the plug, he should be quite the spectacle!!
@@markmeister2444
Good one! 😄 I thought he could wear a large adult diaper under his pants, but wear it so it's visible. Then when he bends over, he cracks a wet fart, and says something like, "Oh no!! That's gotta be leaking bad!", or whatever. He then remembers he's wearing his Depends, makes sure people notice him grasping or somehow acknowledging that he's got a diaper on as he says, "Nevermind...I'm good."
"The nuke has left the launch pad"
"Boom, pow, straight to the moon Alice"
"Can you smell what the rock is cooking?"
"You keep knocking but you can't come in"
The people that turn around and go back up the escalator are the best. They want no part of that stink. 💩😆
Every time I watch your videos I have to carry a tissue for wiping the tears of laughter. You would make a brilliant Candid Camera show. Some of the reactions are priceless. Don't stop!.......
Saludos desde México, me carcajee este domingo.
"... I creamed my corn..."
Honestly boss, if you could go with "Ah, that was juice" or "you could actually hear the juice" it would make a certain family in Cornwall, UK extremely happy :)
Red light green light killed me bruh wtf 😂
This is a good one! Got folks walkin' back up the escalator. LMAO!!!
He sells it so well!!!
"That one was charbroiled!"
"Well it started out slappy...but ended sloppy!"
2:59 - I need to give myself peptalks like that. It was working! He was about to turn his life around.
😅😂🤣 "It's OFFICIAL, i BUTTERED my buiscuit" !!! ...
A bit of Bohemian Raspberry at the end….nice.
Sneeze/farts and cough/farts are always funny.
All the travel & hard work's paying off brother, you're a legend! 🤣👍👊
Thanks, I’m doing my best!
“You handled that perfectly” “Why don’t you let another one out” < CHAMPION AT LIFE right there
"Ow! that hurt!"....."OK, that felt like bubbles!". Loved the ride UP the escalator, crop dusting the people going down. Try one long one riding up while bending over and tying your shoe. The people behind you cant miss it! Awesome job as usual ! 🤣👍👍 Two thumbs up!
Dude in the green shirt losing it, at 7:04
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest ones yet 😂 always brightens my day
That means a lot, thanks so much for watching!
@@gilstrap I mean it...I can be pissed or down and watch your vids and I'm laughing so hard it looks like I'm crying lol...it may be just vids to some but to others its a release...keep up the excellent job you're doing 👌
Cracked up when you said: "Sorry guys... hope you weren't in the flash zone".
*splash zone
All the way, another good video from the legend! 👍👍Best wish for you!
"Oh that was a shart!"
"Who stepped on a duck?"
"I think I just blew out my O ring"
"Damn enchiladas"
"Come on cheeks stay together"
" There goes a new pair of underwear"
some bad tacos 😂😂😂
Nothing like the sound of Brown Trout calving! Derek keep up the great work.
This man keeps doing God’s work
"You handled it just right."
Got damn!!! ...my sides hurt
This Channel is the only thing that makes me laugh this hard these days thank you!
Then think of life as one funny fart lol