The Ultimate ERB Verses Ranking

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  • @oldfriend8387
    @oldfriend8387  4 місяці тому +52

    Disclaimer: I made the rankings before the actual video, and tbh, I kinda disagree with some of the rankings now :/
    I also just tend to have really weird opinions 😉
    Also I forgot Bill Gates

    • @rbexcess
      @rbexcess 4 місяці тому

      Add skibidi toilet vs garten of banban

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 4 місяці тому

      @@rbexcess TV Man and Speakerman > Flynn and Josh > Skibidi Toilet > Camera Titan > Banban > Sherriff Toadster and Handy Dan

    • @microwavedsun7345
      @microwavedsun7345 3 місяці тому +1

      @@bknpnck Flynn and zumbo are the worst and sheriff toadster is 3rd best

  • @Chazcam_Gaming
    @Chazcam_Gaming 4 місяці тому +135

    Ah, it must be from best to worst, since Pompey was the first!

  • @PickleManYT
    @PickleManYT 4 місяці тому +84

    I disagree with most of the takes in this list, but I respect the time and effort put in this video, as well as your rankings.
    Some of those takes are still wild lol

    • @astralopithikos
      @astralopithikos Місяць тому +1

      i know right pompey should be ranked 1

  • @MrRecall24
    @MrRecall24 3 місяці тому +40

    Putting Connery's Bond lower than Frank Sinatra is criminal

    • @X0TIX_
      @X0TIX_ 3 місяці тому +1

      frank was good in 1st verse

  • @nileprimewastaken
    @nileprimewastaken 2 місяці тому +21

    All ERB battles ranked by the average ranking of this guy (gender neutral)'s ranking of the best verses of each character (excluding joke verses in Pompey and Bill Cosby):
    first, disclaimers, for all ties I organized them as whichever had the best single verse got put ahead (since the list is backwards, they would be last presented in the tie). Also (obviously) this does not represent my opinion on the battles, nor does it necessarily represent this person's feelings about the battles (it only includes 1 verse from each rapper, for example).
    #. Battle Name (Avg. Score) [Individual Scores (presented worst to best)]
    88. Adam vs. Eve (204.5) [205, 204]
    87. Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga (200.5) [206, 195]
    86. John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly (199) [200, 198]
    85. Count Dracula vs. Vlad the Impaler (195) [199, 191]
    84. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD #1 (193) [201, 185]
    83. Miley Cyrus vs. Joan of Arc (188.5) [203, 174]
    82. Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny (183) [193, 173]
    81. Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters (181) [192, 176, 175]
    80. Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il (173.33) [188, 182, 150]
    79. Ellen DeGeneres vs. Oprah Winfrey (172) [196, 148]
    78. Gandalf vs. Dumbledore (171) [187, 155]
    76 (tie). Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla (166) [169, 163]
    76 (tie). Freddie Mercury vs. Frank Sinatra (166) [172, 160]
    75. Christopher Columbus vs. Captain Kirk (165) [184, 146]
    74. Doc Brown vs. Doctor Who (163.33) [190, 156, 144]
    73. Chuck Norris vs. Abraham Lincoln (159) [161, 157]
    72. Batman & Robin vs. Sherlock Holmes & Watson (158.33) [208, 137, 130]
    71. Ebeneezer Scrooge vs. Donald Trump (158.2) [186, 178, 170, 133, 124]
    70. Mark Zuckerberg vs. Elon Musk (152.5) [153, 152]
    69 (nice). Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso (151) [167, 135]
    68. Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethoven (150) [202, 98]
    67. James Bond vs. Austin Powers (144.33) [180, 158, 95]
    66. Jim Henson vs. Stan Lee (137.67) [181, 123, 109]
    65. Stephen King vs. Edgar Allen Poe (136) [165, 107]
    64. Lewis & Clark vs. Bill & Ted (133) [139, 127]
    63. Mario Brothers vs. Wright Brothers (132.5) [166, 99]
    62. Harry Houdini vs. David Copperfield (131.5) [145, 118]
    59 (3-way tie). Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King (129) [149, 142, 96]
    59 (3-way tie). Leonidas vs. Master Chief (129) [164, 94]
    59 (3-way tie). Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine (129) [197, 61]
    58. J. R. R. Tolkien vs. George R. R. Martin (126) [183, 69 (nice)]
    57. [Caitlyn] Jenner vs. Bruce Banner (125.5) [194, 147, 114, 47]
    56. Romeo & Juliet vs. Bonnie & Clyde (125) [189, 179, 7]
    54 (tie). Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (117.5) [159, 76]
    54 (tie). RoboCop vs. Terminator (117.5) [171, 64]
    53. Zeus vs. Thor (116) [143, 89]
    52. Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss (114) [207, 81, 54]
    51. Julius Caesar vs. Shaka Zulu (111.5) [151, 72]
    50. Skrillex vs. Mozart (111) [116, 106]
    49. Rick Grimes vs. Walter White (110) [162, 58]
    48. Blackbeard vs. Al Capone (109.5) [132, 87]
    47. Tony Hawk vs. Wayne Gretsky (105.5) [125, 86]
    46. Santa Claus vs. Moses (105) [177, 110, 28]
    45. Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #1 (104.5) [131, 78]
    44. Artists vs. TMNT (101) [154, 48]
    43. Alfred Hitchcock vs. Steven Spielberg (100.4) [168, 126, 84, 75, 49]
    42. Stevie Wonder vs. Wonder Woman (100) [108, 92]
    41. Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden (90.5) [93, 88]
    40. Jacques Cousteau vs. Steve Irwin (89.5) [141, 38]
    39. Billy Mays vs. Benjamin Franklin (89.33) [136, 102, 30]
    38. The Joker vs. Pennywise (88) [119, 57]
    36 (tie). Hannibal Lecter vs. Jack the Ripper (86.5) [90, 83]
    36 (tie). Goku vs. Superman (86.5) [120, 53]
    35. George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor [excluding Bill Cosby joke verse] (85.75) [121, 112, 101, 9]
    34. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD #2 (84) [103, 65]
    33. Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton (81.67) [129, 91, 25]
    32. Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood (77.5) [134, 21]
    31. Jeff Bezos vs. Mansa Musa (76.5) [140, 13]
    30. Napoleon Bonaparte vs. Napoleon Dynamite (72.5) [105, 40]
    29. Che Guevara vs. Guy Fawkes (72) [85, 59]
    28. Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye (71.67) [128, 73, 14]
    27. Rasputin vs. Stalin (67.8) [111, 104, 63, 35, 26]
    26. George Washington vs. William Wallace (66.5) [71, 62]
    25. Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney (66) [138, 50, 10]
    24. Lara Croft vs. Indiana Jones (62.5) [79, 46]
    23. John Wick vs. John Rambo vs. John McClane (60.67) [122, 33, 27]
    22. Albert Einstein vs. Steven Hawking (59) [113, 5]
    20 (tie). Richard the Lionheart vs. Ragnar Lodbrok (58.5) [80, 37]
    20 (tie). Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley (58.5) [115, 67, 29 23]
    18 (tie). Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers (56.5) [68, 45]
    18 (tie). Mother Teresa vs. Sigmund Freud (56.5) [97, 16]
    17. Thomas Jefferson vs. Frederick Douglass (56) [60, 52]
    16. Gordon Ramsay vs. Julia Child (54) [74, 34]
    15. Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe (52) [82, 22]
    14. Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #3 (50.5) [100, 1]
    13. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible [excluding Pompey joke verse] (45.25) [117, 41, 15, 9]
    12. Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong (44) [77, 11]
    11. Godzilla vs. King Kong (43.5) [51, 36]
    10. Mahatma Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr. (40.5) [42, 39]
    9. Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill (36) [70, 2]
    8. Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer (34.5) [66, 3]
    7. Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker (31.5) [32, 31]
    5 (tie). Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali (31) [44, 18]
    5 (tie). Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #2 (31) [56, 6]
    4. Henry Ford vs. Karl Marx (29.5) [55, 4]
    3. Deadpool vs. Boba Fett (27.5) [43, 12]
    2. Charles Darwin vs. Ash Ketchum (20.5) [24, 17] how tf is this up here
    and finally...
    1. Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers (19.5) [20, 19]
    i did all of this except for the average calculations by hand in one sitting, it took like 6 hours.
    edit: changed formatting so individual rankings of rappers' best verses are shown
    edit 2: added extra disclaimer

    • @nileprimewastaken
      @nileprimewastaken 2 місяці тому +1

      by the way, if you are curious, if joke verses were included, this would be how the rankings of the 2 battles including them changed:
      35. George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor (85.75) [121, 112, 101, 9] -> 49. George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor (110.2) [209, 121, 112, 101, 9]
      13. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible (45.25) [117, 41, 15, 8] -> 32. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible (78.2) [210, 117, 41, 15, 8]
      edit: changed formatting (see main comment) + changed some wording

    • @aaaruiddppin
      @aaaruiddppin 2 місяці тому

      Wow!🎉❤

    • @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69
      @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69 27 днів тому

      Pompey and Cosby verses are very serious

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 4 місяці тому +35

    1. Bill o riley’s 2nd verse was the best of the whole battle
    2. Mythbusters 1st verse was better than the Ghostbusters

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 4 місяці тому +2

      Facts spat

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 4 місяці тому

      @@bknpnck if i could heart comments

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 3 місяці тому

      @@bknpnck i wish i could heart ur comment

  • @DBLismyfavorite
    @DBLismyfavorite 3 місяці тому +11

    The fact that the Luke Skywalker verse 1 and Harry Potter verse 2 went together was so perfect. The fact that they were ranked to sound like the original song

  • @ChaoRB
    @ChaoRB 3 місяці тому +19

    Joan Rivers in top 10 is so real

  • @miyukihoshizora469
    @miyukihoshizora469 4 місяці тому +21

    batman so low ... so true bestie

  • @nemangame
    @nemangame 3 місяці тому +13

    Too low on the list: Vlad the Impaler, George R.R.Martin, Stan Lee, Sean Connery, Bonnie and Clyde, Mythbusters, Ghostbusters, Robocop, Freddie Mercury, Daniel Craig, TMNT, Sherlock Holmes, Walt Disney, Pennywise, Ivan the Terrible, Jim Henson, Adolf Hitler (round 3),
    Too high on the list: Chuck Norris, Abraham Lincoln, Dumbledore, Macho Man, Oprah, Hulk, Mitt Romney, Pablo Picasso, Vader (battle 1), Abraham Lincoln (2016), BIll and Ted, Donald Trump (2013), Bruce Jenner, Richard Pryor, Santa Claus, Wonder Woman, Napoleon Dynamite, Ben Franklin, Beethoven, Master Chief, Joe Biden, Al Capone, Richard the Lionheart, Lance Armstrong, Bill Nye, Nice Peter (round 2), George Washington, Wolverine, Thomas Jefferson, Walter White, Vader (battle 2), Cat in the Hat, Frederick Douglas, Abraham Lincoln (2012), Bruce Banner, Lara Croft, Napoleon Bonaparte, Steve Irwin, Ragnar Lodbrok, Vladimir Lenin, Vince Offer, Moses, Mikhail Gorbachev, Charles Darwin, Ash Ketchum, Barack Obama, Joan Riverse, Albert Einstein
    All in all a great list, it definitely took you a lot of time to make this and i applaud you!

    • @personperson.7744
      @personperson.7744 2 місяці тому +1

      Ash Ketchum and Walter White were not too high

  • @AwesomeShinyUmbreon
    @AwesomeShinyUmbreon 3 місяці тому +6

    Rhett and Link never miss when they're in a rap 😂

  • @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445
    @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445 14 днів тому +1

    7:08 Stay Puft Marshmellow Mans line that low is genuinely insane.

  • @drsnare
    @drsnare 4 місяці тому +6

    underrated video this probably took a long time

  • @kylebicker7649
    @kylebicker7649 4 місяці тому +7

    Locking in for Teddy, Voltaire, Joker and Indiana Jones

  • @michael92108
    @michael92108 3 місяці тому +9

    You’re telling me you aren’t even going to rank “The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen, so I know how you must’ve felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein”???

  • @pmaniac2
    @pmaniac2 4 місяці тому +43

    Pompey’s verse was the best, not the worst.

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 4 місяці тому +5

      Can the overused joke die please

    • @bigman542
      @bigman542 4 місяці тому

      @@bknpnck yea

    • @tiky1586
      @tiky1586 4 місяці тому

      @@bknpnck

    • @Salmon-Jack
      @Salmon-Jack 3 місяці тому +1

      Much like Pompey…

  • @nightflame389
    @nightflame389 Місяць тому +4

    bro forgot to include Criss Angel

  • @WafflesLife882
    @WafflesLife882 4 місяці тому +10

    man that line "you look like a duck" hit different!!! how is batman not at 1!!! /j

  • @Nerdius_Maximus_III
    @Nerdius_Maximus_III 4 місяці тому +15

    1:40:20 why is Elbert Einstein this high!?

    • @kennydisorder
      @kennydisorder 4 місяці тому +9

      his verse is fire

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck 4 місяці тому +3

      @@kennydisorder It's the hardest out the gate line they had

    • @Panginu
      @Panginu 4 місяці тому

      @@bknpnck fax

  • @TheTrueJeremiahValeska
    @TheTrueJeremiahValeska 4 місяці тому +6

    Sean’s Bond being so low 😢🙏

  • @PhineasMoeller
    @PhineasMoeller 4 місяці тому +9

    Okay, Batman is NOT the worst actual verse in ERB, lets be real.

    • @Gengar-2
      @Gengar-2 2 місяці тому +3

      2nd worst, things 1 and 2 were the worst

    • @jeremiahsmith8499
      @jeremiahsmith8499 26 днів тому +2

      Lady Gaga's was way worse than both Batman and things 1 and 2. "I sound more intelligent than you when I fart, I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art."
      ....soooo trash.

    • @qm5074
      @qm5074 17 днів тому +1

      @@jeremiahsmith8499yeah i agree, the things had a semi funny line and some word play at least

    • @qm5074
      @qm5074 17 днів тому

      lady gaga probably won but it is the worst

    • @Gengar-2
      @Gengar-2 17 днів тому +1

      @@qm5074 if she won than how is it the worst? the worst in that case would be sarah palin then

  • @Kianyawn
    @Kianyawn 4 місяці тому +3

    Very cool man

  • @HuroungDe
    @HuroungDe 4 місяці тому +4

    underrated how long did this take to make

  • @McPrincessFrfr
    @McPrincessFrfr 6 днів тому

    Bob Ross ranked that low is diabolical

  • @MattBlack-x9f
    @MattBlack-x9f 4 місяці тому +6

    Why is the sean connery verse so low?!

  • @jordanfry5138
    @jordanfry5138 2 місяці тому

    Respect for the effort, regardless of my feelings about these picks.
    With that said, Gretzky like 30 places below Hawk is wild

  • @JustAPaperface
    @JustAPaperface 3 місяці тому +1

    Damn mythbusters and ghost busters THAT FAR DOWN???

  • @Panginu
    @Panginu 4 місяці тому +4

    valid rankings no kizzy

  • @danielsutter3051
    @danielsutter3051 3 місяці тому +1

    pompey 210 is criminal

  • @PauTheDeo
    @PauTheDeo 4 місяці тому +2

    👍

  • @bknpnck
    @bknpnck 4 місяці тому +10

    I don't agree with much of this, but thank you for not bothering with a "Pompey/Cosby best rapper" joke

  • @skipper6-9
    @skipper6-9 14 днів тому

    Freddie Mercury verse 1 that low is insane

  • @LordFoogThe_2st
    @LordFoogThe_2st Місяць тому

    Vlad the Impaler 2 deserves a higher spot just for the Shaqula line

  • @sponkytickleus
    @sponkytickleus День тому

    Micheal Jordan above Quentin feels a little wrong

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss 3 місяці тому

    thing 1 and thing 2's verse deserve nothing more than dead last like what were they thinking with that

  • @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69
    @PresidentAbrahamLincoln69 27 днів тому +2

    Pompey the Great verse 1 is the best ERB verse, disliked and reported

  • @Hispaniccaseoh
    @Hispaniccaseoh 4 місяці тому +4

    Putting karl marx at 4th is based😎

  • @InvaltidWord
    @InvaltidWord 4 місяці тому +2

    pompey is number 1 how dare you

  • @TheDangerNoodle
    @TheDangerNoodle 4 місяці тому

    Kinda valid some wack choices but mostly good. Top 3 was solid fr. Mansa Musa, John McClaine, and Babe Ruth gotta be higher tho. John McClaine’s is killer

  • @coenlessard
    @coenlessard 2 місяці тому

    Mythbusters first verse should be in top 25

  • @Tophat-Turtle
    @Tophat-Turtle 3 місяці тому

    Myth buster and vlad underatted af

  • @JaredClienman-di1le
    @JaredClienman-di1le 2 місяці тому

    Pompey's verse deserves to be higher

  • @mediocreweirdo
    @mediocreweirdo Місяць тому

    darth vader’s fired up verse should’ve been first

  • @Brain-washed2
    @Brain-washed2 14 днів тому

    edison won his battle and his second verse was better than his first

  • @TheWaffleEdits
    @TheWaffleEdits Місяць тому

    Pompey and Cosby solos all other rappers

  • @bigman542
    @bigman542 4 місяці тому

    Sarah Palin was a little bit too low, but I get it but Dracula and Peter are way too low

  • @CalamariGaming
    @CalamariGaming 15 годин тому

    this is a take ive seen

  • @ItalianDino202
    @ItalianDino202 Місяць тому +1

    13:25

  • @idancharleslevine4094
    @idancharleslevine4094 3 місяці тому +4

    Donald Trump should have been number one bro....

  • @Embers-nd4vm
    @Embers-nd4vm 3 місяці тому +1

    Miley Cyrus is too underrated. "get that party turned up" and "get that body burned up" is a great bar. Everyone just hates on her cuz of what she did in real life.

    • @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751
      @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751 2 місяці тому

      One UA-camr I saw admitted they don't dislike the lyrics, they just hate the visuals (and yeah, they are pretty uncomfortable to look at).