WORST of Oney Plays (Bad Jokes)
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Worst of OneyPlays (bad jokes) compilation.
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There are tenses to Zach's disappointment if you pay attention:
"This is nothing" - This is going nowhere
"That sucks" - That went nowhere
Holy shit you’re right LMFAO
"You're nothing, no talent" - Hey Chris
XTC nice
“That stunk/sucked” - This is baaad 🐑
"That´s dumb" - It´s so bad it´s a bit good
“Tall-er as big as an ant” will always be the best joke I’ve ever heard
Dboneryplays bad bonde 😂😂😂😂😢🎉
I'm as strong as an ant, if an ant was tall-er as big as an ant.
Unironically makes me laugh every time I hear it. It’s so perfectly nothing.
@@StudioRevoct See that's a joke with multiple layers to it right there.
Agreed
It kills me how zach tries to methodically set up the minecraft family guy rp, gets half a Brian line off, and then is like “I cant do this”
Zach was going through a divorce at the time, which I'm sure made thoughts of Brian very hard.
@@HOTD108_ Listen man, he just found out the Griffin family dog, Brian Griffin, is dead
@@pablostufff no dude it was just the voice actor that died, Seth MacFarlane already found another voice for him, Bernie Sanders.
@@praedyth2077and his entire character arc now is that hes tired of people having 2 keys
@@takubo ah yes, his iconic campaign message.
I adore it every time Zach describes a joke as "Nothing", it's such a stupid statement but it's absolutely hilarious.
YA NOTHING
NO TALENT
thats what turns it around to making the bad joke fucking hilarious. when he says that i'm like yea wtf was that actually lmao
@@HazeLmao the clip in question is literally i this video lol
this comment is nothing
@@elouan1 lmao you’re right
Bold of them to make a “worst of” and not make it 200 hours long
should have been the. whole FU*KING CHANNEL!!!👿
This is part 1 of 8 thousand
It would be pretty lazy to just put every video in one so they shortened down to some highlights
@roachdoggjr1940lol happens way too often
That's the worst joke of them all
The ant joke will forever make me laugh because of how bad it was
He's a funny as an ant, if an ant was this this smart!
@Jack Wrath You're obssesed with them bro 🗿
@@EVAUNIT_00 it's a bot
@@obtuse186 lmao i know i just wanted to do a funni
@@EVAUNIT_00 WORST of Lactus The Intolerant (Bad Jokes)
Finally a compilation that really highlights the MUCK and GRIME us oneyplayers have to sift through each episode
Errmmmm, if you were a true onsieplonsie, you'd know that the title of our actual fanbase isn't "oneyplayers" ya damn swine
good thing they've been cutting out the FAT in these new episodes. zach's tyrannical order of "NO FAT. NO FAT. NO FAT." really did make a difference
10 hour muck and grime compilation
It’s so fucking raw dude
Thank you Roach Dogg Jr.
I love Zach's iconic "That's nothing"
"That's very cool, Cory. But that's nothing."
@Jack Wrath that's nothing
Funny how 1 guy commenting that in his stream etched it into his brain permanently
We even got to see the origin of his iconic quote.
Or "that isn't anything"
The title is a lie, mario walks into a bar and goes oomph is comedy gold
Potbelly-Man is also pretty great.
Mang
@@JustapErson I was drinking some tea and almost spat it into my monitor
the jokes suck. that’s why they are funny
hi i do not have autism, but mario walks into a bar, and goes OOMPH
Chris screaming at Cory for failing to follow basic improv reminds me of 2nd grade me almost puking from crying so hard after failing to tie my shoelaces for an hour straight
How?
@@yojeli What part doesn't make sense to you? Ya hillbilly.
he mustve been really frustrated or something
Based
You really didn't get it after 2 hours?
Zach saying "thats nothing" kills me everytime
astonished to hear the origin of "that's nothing" in this comp tbh...i thought zach came out the womb saying that
@@kelseyjaffer I'm pretty sure Zach said that even before the Very Positive Stream, I swear to God he said it on sleepy cabin once, but I might just be developing schizophrenia from watching these silly comedy bros
@JackWrath1 shut up
@@GenericProtagonist7 nah i swear to god he said it one time in sleepycabin
Cant remember exactly when he did tho
*Ya nuthin!*
It's the trumpetguy!
That terrible Kevin Smith bit always has me crying. It’s so chaoticly idiotic, I fucking love it. 7:05
There's just something weird and brutal about the "he should get a big pussy on his chest so I can fuck it while he cries." It sounds like something Dennis Hopper's character in Blue Velvet would say.
crying just like kevin smith
That bit is one of the funniest ones I’ve heard from Zach, and it’s so fucking stupid😂
I love whenever Zach starts listing things it's a great bit. "Remove his eyes, remove his fingers,"
@@jamesonsaleta41I always go back to the Websplorers episode where they tell Tomar to dissect the wildcat.
"You could de-foot him, de-claw him, de-tail him, de-eye him, de-ear him"
There are no bad jokes in Oneyplays. There are good jokes, iconic jokes, and jokes that required some level of sleep-deprivation to be fully understood
Would you like to sharpen a pencil
@@horatio2560 IT'S DONE! IT IS DONE!
"Hey Cory, Vector here!"
can confirm its past midnight and im fucking dying
“Siri meeweehihihi” is one of the funniest things ever said on this channel
It kills me every time.
Nice try, but it's pronounced "sirimeewee, hihihi"
9:06 "Siri Me Wee, Hehehe" is a Oneyplays moment I'm not sure I'll ever be able to not laugh at
It’s really sad to think that everyone in this video is now dead or evading capture. Thanks for the laughs either way fellas.
Cory was found gunned down in Armenia
They actually just found Zach earlier this week. He was living out of a dumpster in the back of a Panda Express near Reno, Nevada. Apparently he had suffered some really bad head trauma cause when the officials found him he could only communicate by pointing at pictures of food in an old Panda Express menu from 2018. Thoughts and prayers for the Hadel family in this no doubt stressful time as they figure out what to do with poor Zach.
@@yojelithank god
Monster deserved it @@yojeli
20:55 The “Chris says a number and Zach adds 1 to it for 30 minutes” bit is always genuinely hilarious to me
I unironically love "you're tall, er, as big as an ant"
Me too, he delivers it perfectly but it makes no sense, which is why I think it’s unironically funny
I don’t get it
@@Markeplier23tolerant = tol er as big as an ant ☝️🤓
@@dongloid ohhhhh ok I get it
0:10 - tall - er - as big as an ant
0:40 - morgan treeman
1:04 - what's up, chris
1:21 - why were they brothers?
1:34 - chris breaks the first rule of improv
1:57 - i can show you my sneeze
2:03 - the red jewel / this is nothing
3:10 - chris and zach talk to sonic
4:05 - skylanders fuckup
4:20 - fat ugly bitch shoots dumb green lasers
4:38 - ASMR'ing the audience
5:10 - instagram for ugly people / we live in a world of positivity
5:57 - do you guys ever wish you could be dead
6:03 - shuffle of words
6:41 - kevin smith crying with a fish-eye lens / kevin smith chest pussy
7:45 - the insane gamer
8:04 - the blue man
8:33 - potbelly
9:07 - ding dong's best bit
9:28 - uncle snakeman
9:38 - fairy godmothers
9:55 - i can make a poo right here!
10:11 - a duck walks up to a lemonade stand / standup
10:38 - zach's requests
11:04 - the funniest bit in the history of this channel
11:57 - family guy roleplay
12:31 - BONES?!
12:58 - girls who look like me
13:57 - chocolate soylent
14:31 - lyle's breastfeeding frenzy
14:54 - sonic erp
15:55 - cory kills baby zach / zach wont stop doing the death rattle
17:23 - i watched the annoying orange with ted
18:18 - mario walks into a bar
18:47 - horrible efuck video
19:11 - luigi's in a cage / she's gonna get impeached
20:08 - kylo ren
20:31 - dangly bits
20:56 - my IQ is 700
21:30 - no one's ever done an impression of paul mccartney
22:02 - little nightmares 1
22:08 - whatever happened to eugene?
22:31 - peter, we're stuck in minecraft
22:49 - two hour long spirit science segment / brown chakra
23:16 - cory doesn't know how to translate
Thank you so much brotherrrrr
*E Y E E X T E N S I O N*
I A M A R O B O T I C E N T I T I E
I A M S P Y I N G U P O N Y O U
W I T H M Y
W A T C H F U L ROBOTIC A A Y Y E
A A Y Y E E E X T E N S H O N
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S M E L L O T R O N E N H A N C E
S M E L L U H C H I E V E D
Niceee thank you
AMAZING
Every time Zach giggles and says "that's nothing" it adds another year onto my life
spoken like a true redditor
now you'll live till 40
Zach and Chris getting frustrated over Cory's inability to follow a bit really hits home, that's all too real.
"That sucks cut that out"
The doctor said the same thing about me in the womb.
That's like when my parents tell me "You were born on the wrong side of the abortion clinic."
Can we get a compilation of Lyle's best ignored jokes?
I have noticed that they definitely drown him out/ignore him a lot. It might have something to do with him being really annoying and unfunny when he gets too turned up. He's ok when he's just kind of hanging out and talking, but when he gets all shouty, or is just trying too hard to be a cut up, it gets a little too much, and I think that Chris and Zach pick up on it too, because they'll just steamroll over it.
@@taterboob Chris mentioned recently that he gets distracted and literally just doesn’t hear what Lyle says until he watches the video later and laughs at it
my conspiracy theory is that lyle adds his jokes later in post and that's why no one responds to them
@@taterboob I love these conspiracy theories about their relationships with one another. They’re literally just friends, if they thought he was annoying they wouldn’t have him on the show. It seems like they just don’t hear him a lot of the time.
that would be hundreds of hours long
"Mario walks into a bar, OMPHFF!!!"
"Chris... Chris where did you hear that?... Where did you read that?"
Will always be my favourite
i love how concerned zach sounds
@@Nixolodeon like a parent hearing their kid swear.
What is that from lol
@@toasteethetoaster5978 That's how I imagined it
@@bonjolor8298 chris' mind
I’ve always really liked the idea of someone compiling a collection of jokes on a let’s play channel that just completely bomb and no one laughs at, followed by 5 seconds of silence afterwards
“I can show you my sneeze” is the best joke I’ve ever heard.
5:48 I love Zach just sheepishly saying 'I'm gonna stop talking now' and dropping the bit when he realizes Chris and Lyle aren't gonna go along with it. Like he's embarrassed by how long he tried to make it work.
The “would you like to sharpen a pencil” bit is top 3 best jokes on the channel, I’m in tears every time I watch it. “ITS DONE! ITS DONE! EEE YESS!”
Zach immediately ditching the "Hey Peter" bit is an all-timer
I'm holding out hope for one day seeing an official Trumpet Guy compilation.
Adam Friedland just did a podcast with him. He's an interesting guy.
@@trashteamracing8262 I’m gay
@@trashteamracing8262 He can fly 2 feet in the air and 2 feet forward
You would make it yourself, but you have NO TALENT AND NO RESPECT FOR THE ARTFORM
@@Dexide10 the worst part of that is that it sounds like something Zach would say
I've been complaining about a lack of "This bit sucks" compilations for many months now. I'm glad something is finally being done about it.
15:23 "Chaos... breast implant"
"EYE EXTENSION"
fucking genius
the minecraft family guy bit never ceases to make me laugh. the way he says “hey peter” and immediately backs out
Can’t believe that “I want to kiss a girl that looks like me” is considered a bad joke when it’s actually the only funny joke ever featured on oneyplays
It's not on many other comps. I guess they just had to compromiiiiiiiise
This is actually a collection of good jokes
@Jack Wrath stupid
@Jack Wrath you make no videos
@@kingsqueezie8610 its a bot. Kill it
wow youre so different
the best jokes even
Zach calling out how dumb the Breaking Bad and Annoying Orange crossover was always gets me 😆
I love how angry Zach got when Cory didn't get the simple bit he was trying to set up
"IT'S DONE!!" lives rent free in my head
The biggest joke is our fans. -Zach Hadel
I expected this video to be their entire video catalogue in one video.
@JackWrath1 how long did it take you do come up with that one
@@sand5474 its a bot 💀 just report it for spamming everyone
@@sand5474 dont even argue with the bot
I like how they acknowledge the bad jokes and not just sit awkwardly in silence trying to pretend they never said that, cause let me tell ya that silence is deafening
i like how the taller ant joke is clearly what spawned the rest of this compilation
"I watched the annoying orange with Ted" is my favorite lmao
I love how the "worst" jokes are the ones that make me laugh the most.
Hearing Zach go into a breathing episode in the background getting louder as Cory and Chris argue kills me everytime
It took me till now to finally get what the fuck Corey was going for in the translator joke
he was playing it like the translator was horribly unqualified and only knew basic nonsense
Weird foreign dude with a criminal record trying to argue why he should get a green card is a perfectly solid set-up for a bit, Corey immediately swerving and crashing it into a god damn telephone pole with a generic joke about how language lessons teach generic phrases is genuinely infuriating
Tomar saying bones ruined my life. Everytime I lose track of what I'm saying I just utter out "bones" and everyone ends up laughing too hard.
My friends fear me, my family left me, my fiance avoids me whenever she can. I can't stop saying "bones" and everyone is sick of maniacal fits of laughter!
“Why is Tommy on the ground on his back!?! You were supposed to be watching him!”
Funniest part of the video in my opinion lol
That death rattle was fucking hilarious idk why it's in here
Corey in his element of spacey guy killing the children under his care is always funny.
That’s mah bubble gum juice… *HHHCK*
Finally, the best of we always wanted
can't wait for the compliation of jokes that got a lukewarm reception
Or a compilation of moments from Oneyplays that have yet to be compiled into an Oneyplays compilation.
Just lyle the whole time
@@grelkie brutal
@@grelkie Lyle’s actually really funny but he doesn’t compare to people like zach in pure freakishness
@@grelkie love it when lyle takes five minutes to tell a story no one cares about, and then laugh at his own jokes at the end
It makes me laugh more knowing how many times Zach says "this sucks" after a particularly stupid joke.
Y’all need to do a comp of “guys put that on a shirt” there’s many golden moments of that
My favorite is still a picture of Goofy's face with "BOIL" next to it
BOIL
I love that so much of this is Zach trying that off the cuff style of like weirdly grounded humour that he enjoys and it just completely bombing. Guy swings and misses and still swings again.
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Zach saying “that’s nothing” is the best way to turn a bad joke into a funny one instantly
the thing i love most about the "tolerant" joke is that he clearly was trying to say "taller than an ant" but he must have realized how bad the joke was while saying it so he awkwardly tried to cancel telling the joke while also still trying to finish it, resulting in "tall, er, as big as an ant"
No he was trying to do exactly what he said very clearly, he was trying to make it sound exactly like tolerant by breaking the word up
8:31 was a cute transition. Nice job!
I absolutely love the dry convo between Sonic and Zach 3:18
13:55 i swear to god, this is probably one of the funniest jokes chris has ever done on oneyplays
0:10 I like that after Zack says his joke, the game even says “waiting for other players”
The rugrats "death rattle" skit is like one of the funniest all time oney plays bits, I haven't laughed that hard at anything in years
9:07 what is this masterpiece doing here, this is comedy gold
Cory not understanding the translator bit is truly an instant classic
They tried to make the translation joke work SO HARD and it was just going absolutely nowhere the moment it started
I think my favorite “worst moment” is the “I’m a funny woman” improv sketch 😂😂😂
"STARTS C-C-CU-"
@@supahcomix "heh. Sorry..."
Do you remember what playthrough that was from? I was just thinking about that bit the other day and I couldn't find it lmao
@@justicejeff2108 Super Mario World
@@chasecrocker3956 Appreciate you
23:15 I love that Zach and Cory both had a solid premise for a bit, then proceed to crash into a fiery mess
zachs “cmon” at 14:17 always kills me
What did Chris even say? His chocolate what??
@@EsaelPaggin024 chocolate soylent lmao
Even zach thinks thats a bit too far lmao.
But how,
Who is going to get offended by a chocolate soylent joke?
Unless,
Zach is secretly into a soy product...
It's good to know that Zach brings both the best and the worst to this show
Julian's laugh at 10:25 kills me
I knew before I even clicked on the video that the “tall-err-big-as-an-ant” joke would be in this compilation, lol
I like how everyone reacts differently to their own jokes bombing. Zach recoils in horror, Chris doubles down, and Lyle takes it in stride.
“Guy who wants to kiss a girl that looks like him” is objectively funny and I will die on this hill
Zach's reaction to Cory's translator bit is the funniest fricken thing to me.
"Oh my chocolate Soylent is so good" is definitely my favorite part
Chris has ruined my sense of humor because most of these still made me laugh
"Man, that guy's havin a tougher time than Super Mario doin his taxes." (cutaway)
1:13 I love how sheena instantly knows is Chris playing a goof
Annoying orange x breaking bad is the most underrated moment on the show
10:25 I love how Julian takes Chris down a peg with his very own joke.
"I can show you my sneeze" really gets a chuckle from me
I think I may have a problem, I laughed at this compilation more consistently and harder than any of the others.
I almost laughed at every one, God damn it
Kylo Ren saying "I wanna kiss her" is so fucking stupid but it kills me every time
The whole bit at 6:41 was actually just funny af
1:48 “ I didn’t do that- AH I broke the rule of improv”
Zach: “no that was on me”
But the Rugrats death rattle bit is great
Chris: *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG gasps*
"Aww my Chocolate Soylent, sooo good"
Zach: "C'mon man"
This compilation is nothing
Absolutely nothing
It’s not even funny, it’s just nothing
Worthless Worthless Worthless
It’s a no talent
God I absolutely love it when DingDong explodes into laughter like that.
Corey not being able to do the translator bit is the best example on how inept he is socially. And it truly tickles my pickle.
Autism at its finest
These jokes still make me scream like a chimp.
How about a Oneyplays “Serious” compilation. All the moments they acted completely serious and unfunny.
All the times Tomar detailed his murders of Afghani children
The cold open with the worst joke in oneyplays history is just the greatest thing to me
I love how willing Zach is to just throw his cards on the table and say “That sucks.” When telling a bad joke.
this is everything. it's even funny. it's everything
It fucking kills me whenever they bail on a bit immediately
The Tommy death rattle bit made me cry laughing, holy shit.
Hearing someone squirm after a joke bombs is the best. That awkward, cringey embarrassment makes it worth keeping.
3:34 It cracks me up how Sonic gets impatient with Zach's stammering.
Also Chris sneezing compilation when?
I feel like if either Tomar or Lyle was present during the "would you like to sharpen a pencil" bit, they wouldve been able to properly explain what Cory was trying to do. but on the flipside, we wouldnt have this glorious moment of confusion amongst men
“I can show you my sneeze” has been in my mind every single god damn day since it happened and there will never be a single instance where the context would allow me to say that where it would make sense so I can get my I can show you my sneeze frustrations out
I can't wait for this to be a whole series on its own.