The Cinema Snob-DVDR Hell-Too Smart For Strangers (rus sub)
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
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This is weird, but at least they teach that people you know can hurt you too, something you don't hear often enough.
***** They also say to fight back.
At least you can try, make it more difficult for the creep. These rules apply to us adults too.
Maggie Koch And that women can be just as dangerous. Many people don't teach their kids that strangers who are women can be dangerous too.
True. Dangerous people don't always seem threatening at first, especially if they are seemingly sweet-natured.
Maggie Koch the sad thing is though that they make it seem like everyone wants to hurt you
There's no way I'm getting advice from a bear who doesn't wear pants.
When I learned this kind of stuff in school, my dad told me if someone tried to touch me I should hit them in the balls, or pull out my pocket knife.
I plan on teaching my daughter the same lessons. Nothing stops trouble like a displaced testicle.
DeadCrescendo ha I'm going to use that
But what if the stranger is a woman?
So long as the kid isn't paranoid.
40 XDDD displaced clit?
I was a really tiny kid so my parents were concerned with someone just picking me up and running. So at a young age, my dad taught me to get access to their face and shove my thumbs in their eyes - even if/when it gets gooey, and that if it isn't getting gooey to push harder.
Gotta love the things our dads teach us
If I have that song about no touching in my head for the next week I'm gonna be so angry
I sat through this entire movie. Holy shit, does this plant some childhood paranoia!
It didn't make me paranoid when I watched this as a kid. Just taught me to be aware.
"Jesus Christ, kids, kick 'em in the balls and run!"
But what if the stranger doesn't have balls to kick?
Then you speed bag their boobies.
Just kick them somewhere else.
Alternatively go for the throat
Punch her in the titties!! Lol I'll let you in on a little secret, kicking a woman in her pussy *also* *hurts* she will double over in pain and you will be able to get away.
Kick her in the ovaries
"People you see everyday might want to touch you"
"YEAH and... wait what?"
I loved the hell out of this show, it was called Welcome to Pooh Corner or something like that. I remember watching this as a kid and it didnt make me paranoid of strangers. Just made me aware that not everyone has your best interests at heart and to be careful.
Welcome to Pooh Corner
One of this thing's lesser offenses was coming out during that unfortunate period between Sterling Holloway and Jim Cummings. Seriously, hearing these voices really makes one appreciate Jim Cummings. Also, the fact that they couldn't get John Fiedler should've raised some red flags.
That was Hal Smith as Pooh and Owl.
Where does Brad find this stuff?
As a latch-key kid with a sister (for those who don't know that, that means "kid left home while their single mother worked two jobs to provide for them"), the correct advice to give a child that's home alone is "Don't open the door for anyone BUT your grandmother" and "let phone calls go straight to voice mail (once we got that in 1998 lol) unless it's, again, your mother or grandmother".
And most child molesters are trusted authority figures, i.e. parents, family members or clergy and cops. So "stranger danger" is bullshit- be on the lookout for ANYONE in a position of authority that touches you or your kids in the wrong way. The correct advice is "Tell your mom or dad if ANYONE touches you in your private place, even if you gave 'permission' so I can 'talk' to them".
I'm sorry, but isn't Roo a boy?
Yup
9:56 is when the NO song begins. Begin ringtone sampling... now.
PS: what if it's your mom or dad that are touching you inappropriately?
Need this version since the redux lacks him calling the kid ginger
10:11 Jillian's reaction is perfect.
"Слишком умён для незнакомцев", говорит медведь разгуливающий без штанов.
If you say so...
Back when Brad was chubby!
Oh, the old times.
11:01 - 11:08 - ROFL XD
I don't know why, the way he says it makes me LOL.
Lol. Same.
"What? Wait, oh no....."
9:48 Great 7 words of advice!
This is so bad it's good, I swear.
On the bright side, Tomservo3 and waldfield made some great UA-cam Poops with this source.
Woodenfan Tomservo3 is amazing. I just love how there's no possible way that the people who created the Internet would ever predict that this genius and innovative step forward for technology and human kind could possibly be used to share videos of Winnie the Pooh singing "I'm a pedophiiiiile bear!"
^or him hailing Satan
Woodenfan That too.
I would've love to see more of Bootleger Bill, The DVD Pirate. He seemed so interesting.
When Brad's mouth dropped open I had to take a break from laughter.
I think I saw that when it aired on The Disney Channel.
That Olivia joke gets me every time.
this was pretty hilar- shit theres only russians here...
too bad they never mention what to do if your mom or dad is the one that's touching you since some kids have to deal with that...
I just watched Winnie the Pu, talking about strangers touching you at places that make you feel funny and singing a song about it.
...
I have no idea how to comment that.
Oh, my god....but like the little girl in her bedroom, clearly in a nightgown or the little boy in his bedroom. The first thing I thought of was that was probably their mom and dad doing that. Who are they supposed to tell. Not the cops. He's a stranger.
They tried at least??
After Brad uploaded the Redux, I had to look up the original. But why did someone have to ruin his old videos by embedding Russian subtitles?
What a terrible educational film. 😨😨😨😨
Holy shit! I remember watching this in Elementary school!
What was my teacher thinking?!
So from now on, I'll tell my kids forget Strangers, Don't follow Winnie The Pooh into The 100 Acre Woods!
9:30 But sometimes it starts to feel right... What do I do then, Pooh?
7:37 Rides With Strangers!!!
5:45 he ate the tootsie pops again! 🦉🍭
I remember sitting through this in kindergarten
And it scared the shit out of me
can i download that song in itunes?
Dancing and twirling dancing and twirling
Did anyone notice that a girl from the "Don´t touch me" sequence was sitting on a bed? That´s way beyond creepy!
Сноб - это круто!
Got enough commercial inserts on "your" video, buddy?
I saw this when I was a kid, How the hell did I miss that? Cause YOU KNOW someone thought this was funny.
I kind a hate how catchy that song about not-touching is.
An episode of New Adventures actually had Tigger give away Christopher Robin’s address and have the gang scared that a murderer is coming to kill them. It’s way better than this film.
Облегчение. Я уж было подумал, что есть кукольное гей-порно про Винни-Пуха и Пятачка. ЭТОГО бы я не пережил. ;)
0:24 Homoti: The OTHER Turkish E.T.
2:00 - что за фильм?
Да это понятно. Правило 34 оно всеобъемлюще... :)
Hahaha. I'm drunk
ginger - это не имбирный, а рыжий)
0.48 mokuba kaiba
А у меня имбирный будет.
Ммм,не хочу тебя огорчать,но вроде я видел такое видео или картинку,я уже точно не помню что это было,но это точно было порно с куклами Винни и других персонажей.
Спасибо за версию на русском, но на первых секундах лезут ошибки перевода, дающие понять, что с манерой речи Брэда Джонса (и вообще с разговорным английским) у переводчика проблемы. "Bootlegger Bill" - какой бесоногий, господи боже. Он отсылается к понятию Bootleg - в широком смысле нелицензированная продукция (отсюда пошли контрабандисты "бутлегеры"), а здесь - неофициальное издание, выпущенное не компанией-правообладателем, а фактически пиратами. В этой серии роликов DVD-R hell ("пиратский ад", знаете, как болванки для записи назывались DVD-R) Брэд обозревает всякую дичь, которую официально никто не собирается издавать (он даже так и говорит - в том месте, где переведено "обширную коллекцию DVD" - звучит "DVD bootlegs" - пиратские издания). Идем дальше: "фильмы вряд ли выходившие на тв, ну разве что на всех" - вам самим не кажется, что звучит как бред??? Да, в оригинале Брэд произносит сложную для перевода конструкцию, если дословно: "сомнительно, что транслировалось на ТВ, если вообще транслировалось". По сути на русском это должно звучать как "скорее всего не выходило на ТВ вообще". Но уж никак не "разве что на всех"! Дальше смотреть не стал - если знаешь английский язык, такой перевод только сбивает. Если не знаешь - смотреть можно. Но на точность рассчитывать сложно.
Воу. Давненько я не видел комментов русскоязычных на своём канале на переводах. Видимо ты только знакомишься со Снобом? Потому что не вижу иного смысла писать коммент под видео, которое было выложено 6 лет назад, человеком который уже не занимается переводами. Но спасибо что держишь в курсе.
@@Lemurstalker1 что ты, не знаю уж сколько лет его смотрю. Если бы только знакомился, то вряд ли разобрал что он там тарахтит своим низким голосом (оборот "If any" у него по-моему любимый) ))) Просто искал версию с качеством видео получше, вот случайно наткнулся. Ну и просто стало интересно, как с переводами TGWTG-шных шоу обстоят дела. Что касается смысла коммента - ну комментарий, реакция, мнение... в том и смысл)
Ясно.) Ну так обстоит, в ВК вроде всё ещё выкладываются переводы переодически, не остыли некоторые энтузиасты. Но я лично уже давно ни Линкару, ни Сноба ни Фейлоса не глядел. Только Критика посматриваю.
sometimes my weenie yells racist things at my parents while were eating dinner
Адское дерьмо надо глянуть
I had to watch this in my first grade class. It was just as bad as I remember it. We also had to watch this other really awful shot-on-shiteo safety movie about a gang of super heros who warn kids not to eat poisons. I do not remember it's title, even after scouring google for information. I managed to avoid being kidnapped, molested or poisoned so I guess these cheesy videos did their job?
my childhood time of death 4:15 pm mountain standard time
Blyat
*In Palpatine's voice* Gooooooood. Gooooooooooooooooood. Just a little more and you will truly become the gopnik you were always meant to be !
what fucking horrible advice. i wonder how many kids grew up utterly friendless because of this. and i wonder how many ended up getting raped and didn't know how to do anything but say "no" and expect that that will stop it.
hell, dora the explorer gives terrible advice in the "no dont" department. kids' content can be really fucking dangerous...
Why are these kids all left alone?
Rack Roll neglectful parents?