The Scale of a Tradesman | ASMR
Вставка
- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Peculiar and familiar oddities are weighed prior to shipment for a client...
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Shop ► ephemeralrift....
Listen to selected works outside of UA-cam:
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
Podcasts:
EphemRadio (on hiatus) ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
Arkham Sanitarium (on hiatus) ►apple.co/2alraeV
Social Media:
Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
IG ► / e.rift
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
![Professor Clemmons - The New Arrival [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ja8_DZy6itw/mqdefault.jpg)
I kinda wish you did some movies like this again. I mean, I love your humor and your universe, but these simple videos where you explore a trinket to it's fullest, is just so relaxing.
Found the sperg.
@@countbooga6997 because he likes the video? Grow up dude
Even if you don’t want fall asleep (trust me, it’s me, long story), it’s nice to hear just a nice, soothing, and relaxing voice that’s a complete contrast and gives you a sensory change to loud, brash sounds, especially from like news and etc. Thank you so much, ER.
I sure hope you're not watching the news!
@@EphemeralRifthonestly lmao
W h a t s t h e s t o r y
Yes please give story
The story, please❤
this video was a weighted idea, but when it comes to if people wanna watch rift do random shit for an hour, the scales are always a little tipped in his favor, and in the gramd scheme of things, itll always go wellch for him
So this is why the Cthulhu Blocks are taking so long to come in the mail
Woah, are you skilled in precognition? Because those blocks are actually the next video!
Ephemeral Rift really?! I love those videos. They are relaxing. Thanks E.R.
@@EphemeralRift lol
3:17 me weighing some weird tasting sugar a old man told me to weigh for him at the park
He wants you to work with him and suddenly "push it to the limit" starts humming in the distance
*an* old man.
The variety of your countless themes and new ideas as well as the effort you seem to put into creating these videos is simply astounding.
You deserve way more subs than you've got now, especially considering that many ASMRtists who started more recently have already grown bigger than you are now...
Маршал Жуков communism
And?
щее не вмерла уукраина
Вона як раз вже вмерла...
the quality of asmr overall is increasing I’d say for sure, but ER is always going to be the most impressive for me. he’s just so unique and creative, its always a nice twist to the process of relaxing
Rift: The scale seems to be unbalanced-
Thanos: *triggered*
TheWinglessArtist N u e t r a l R e s p o n s e
We must eliminate half of all gravity to fix this
That would just result in an unbalanced scale with lower numbers :P
NOW
Joseph Mccracken no thank you
Creativity is not ASMRs strong point you’ll usually see the same type of video on most channels. Even the channels more geared towards roleplays don’t have much imagination. ASMR was becoming stagnate. But one day a crazy middle aged man with a wife and kids suddenly appeared. Some people call him Uncle E... Ephemeral. Eer Doctor and many others... but I know him as Ephemeral Rift. The savior of ASMR.*que over the top music*
It has been too long since I saw this man scratch his nutsack
GunNutGoneNuts
Accurate username.
I'm sorry what
Matthew K look up manly asmr 1 & 2
Im a bit knew here could I get explanation please
Dutch?
"Mysterious green liquid"
Is that... tingle serum?
Damn ASMR-Spys... the tingle droids should be more carefull...
don’t worry guys, in Dr. T’s ceremony video he said that he was allies with Uncle E
I’ve always known that they were in the same universe
The ultimate crossover😳😳
I always wondered which is heavier, an ancient cuthulu relic, or a deli pickle. I guess now I have my answer
Ephemeral Rift: *posts video*
Everyone in the comments: “Just woke up, time to sleep!”
Jake Bonaccorso me: *is staying up until 2 to try to find good ASMR sees this* "Yes! YES!"
Then there’s me, it’s 3 am I should be asleep and I see this 2 year old vid
CAN YOU BRING BACK THE SAMMICH MAN PLS........
Soon!!
Thanks! Love from India :)
Ephemeral Rift YES!!!!!!! MY LORD WILL RETURN!!!
ER, you're my favorite.
You are so creative and prolific, we never know what to expect from you next, except the guaranteed tingles!
You deserve way more subs than you got now. People hype up a lot of new asmrtists who aren't even that good and don't put half as much effort as you and a lot of the old school asmrtists do for the community.
To me, you're the best out there. Keep up the good work, king :D
Every time I see this video on my explore page it’s already fully watched but I can’t remember 10 minutes into this video ever🤧
"Ah yes, deli pickle" Tis the most rare artifact of ancient grocery stores.
Ephemeral Rift is so talented… he makes the most random shit into amazing asmr
Use the slide rule on the front to offset the 2 gram balance disparity.
It triggers me he didn’t balance it b4 he put something on
It's already maxed to the left dumbass
Good to know I'm not the only one cringing at his use of the scale
There's a Zeroing Dial that brings the balance to a state of equilibrium, should be found on the non-visible side of the object. A black, indented, spinning dial used to counteract deterioration of the pre-balanced interior.
Empire Panic isn't that the knurled wheel on the threaded shaft that can be seen under the indicator point? It's already maxed over to the side that was high
I love your videos they help me relax due to my anxiety, that I have almost every other day, so again thank you
It's the least I can do! Wish you all my best!
22:35 yo is that tingle serum? Do I smell a collab coming soon?
No idea what you mean, but it's most likely one of Corvus' secret remedies.
I love dr.t
It's coincidence. I don't think the two ASMRtists collaborate, even though they share a very alike theme.
Man, what a great asmr video! For my personal taste, this is one of your all time best, AND one of the best I've ever seen. Thanks so much, good sir 🙂
that's a heavy pickle.
something i've said in the comment section of a ph video already.
Can we get the second edition of this with those weights... This has to be one of my face to watch
There is no other asmr creator that puts me to sleep faster than you do. Thanks for being the best at what you do.
Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back lol
Just woke up, time for sleep!
Lol I actually slept in this time
You mean thyme for sleep?
So good to be one of the early ones to view this. I usually don’t see these until the next day. This video is super relaxing. Love what you do ER. You’re a legend!
Gotta appreciate all the unique easter eggs/references throughout the videos!
I would absolutely love another one of these!!
You should make a collab video with Fred's voice, he's really into the whole syfy genre so I think he would find all your unique characters to be awesome.
You are the best ASMRtist on UA-cam by far, your microphones are on point, and your voice and timing is just spot on, every time, you have me feeling sleepy within minutes of watching.
Thanks and keep up the hood work. 😃😴
Villagers be like:
Yep the emerald goes all the way down and the feather does nothing
Seems fair to me!
Villager: “You’re getting a great price! I usually double the original amount”
Emma Cameron you suck get off the stage
Jack Thompson dude this is just the place for good vibes. Just chill, don’t boo people, and reconsider some things you see.
I hate my comment
Its 11:00pm here in Aus and I see uncle E has just posted, the dark one has heard my prayers !
Cpt Arganaut straya represent
Its roughly 11:50 now and fuck me if i don't make some macaroni i'm gonna shave something off.
7:30 where I live
Fuck damn in Vic its 12:02 and im darn late
Praise be to Papa Rift.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
His scale is coloured gold and blacc
No
No
Rift has the voice of a late night jazz radio host
I have the exact same model of scale on my desk!! And it does the same thing, the scale is off by a few grams
I know im super late but at 50:31 it is an SCP Foundation Mug!
H
The scale of this video is irresistibly *10/10*…
Ever since i've subscribed to your channel, I've always been able to find sleep
I suffer from insomnia and anxiety/stress and before I knew asmr it was a pain just to go to bed but when I discovered asmr, it was a bit weird for me and you were the only one that I could enjoy…
You helped me a lot Rift… And I just want to say…
*THANK YOU*
Those weights at the beginning are amazing
0:06 everything seems to be in order - reminds me of some unforeseen consequences
This mans doesn’t realize that you can rebalance a scale
Huh. Uncle E is left handed. Didn’t know that.
Fell asleep when he started writing. Woke up from my phone busting me in the face
Best asmr on youtube
ER, thanks for all the tingles and relaxation you bring. At first I wasn't really into all the ASMR roleplay, but the world you built is very intriguing and together woth the high quality of your videos it has really won me over. They never fail to bring me a good nights rest.
Uncle E’s résumé just keeps growing with tingles!
On the scale of ASMR videos, this ones up there.
Tight_As_Bark you know, even though that pun was clever, some people are probably gonna still get triggered for the simple fact that it is a pun. Not me though. I mean, it was a pretty *tight* joke to begin with, so I don't want those people to come *barking* up the wrong tree.
I always want a loud ass ad right before my nightly ASMR wonderful!!
I can' t sleep without your videos! Thx😃
An hour and ten minutes? Psh I could watch this all damn day
Just got new noise cancelling headphones after having 1 earbud only working for 2 weeks! This is awesome
Aesthetic goals, this guy.
that pickel was monstrous
Like 2pm in uk. Time for sleep 😴
Ollie Waddo sameeeee 😬😂😂
No it's not
It's 11:53am in the USA right now
30 seconds in and I'm already sleepy 😴😴😴😴
This man will never run out of ideas I swear
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be...
Great vid as always ER! Very relaxing
That pin writing relaxed me so much thank you awesome video
You have the best lighting in asmr ever
It only just occurred to me that the most likely reason it’s unbalanced is just the table not being level
We need a couple more if these balancing vids there just so great
That mug at 50:18 doe
Cthulhu statue!!!
I want one!
I've drawn him before but now if I draw him
I think I can make it more realistic
Then my first ones
I love the SCP mug.
Out of curiousity, which SCP, if any, are your favorite?
Mine would have to be SCP-035, the Possessive Mask.
Partly due to the excellent series Sedition.
It would be so cool if you could have a patient possessed by the mask do an interview~
I have an idea or two in store. We'll see what happens!
Hmm. You're not the type of guy to pick low-hanging fruit- especially with something so cool as an SCP. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
When u put on full volume cuz of whisper and a ad comes up and blast your ear
i really hope you do this again it was really relaxing
Definitely agree with that. This was extremely relaxing
Do another questionnaire video please!
Soon!!
You should please try switching out the pen for a pencil, I loved its sound in Capitalist ASMR!
Did you know that Bob Ross died on the 4th of July? What an American Icon
This was nice, think I'm gonna krill my shelf
Ahh the master has uploaded
I love the Bob Ross Pop!
9:42 Candy man was here
I really wish there was a sequel to this
Brilliant as always. How do you come up with so many ideas and props. Legendary asmrtist
This might be my new favorite video
I slept right after 10 min in the middle of the afternoon :)
11:45am time to sleep again!!
PHAZE209BEAST it's 11:51 and I'm wide away.
It's 12:12 am
It's 6:07 am
Malice TheWonderlandKid now its 4:10 am lol
Just saw this comment the same exact time
Perfectly balanced like all things should be.
1:05:00 is That SCP Fundation i am looking at?!
I was waiting for rift to put a coin in to the scale and make a joke about how ”money has shifted the scales again”
Part 2, please?!
We finally have the technology to debunk the myth....
Which is heavier: a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers!
daltonASMR The findings seem to be very conclusive:
Bricks are denser than feathers but one pound is always one pound.
Endermage77 I disagree
You're so creative, loving it.
Is it just me or all the smokers out there making those gram to OZ conversions in their head?
would love to see another like this
Uploaded at 5am where i currently lay restless in my bed
Someone from an anime spice and wolf actually sawed off a small part on the opposite side so he could pay less because it looked even with the table
Whenever he said that the scales were in balance, they were off by like an inch😄. Still one of my favorite videos, keep it up rift!
He really tipped the scales there
Will u do a halloween candy VIDEO THIS year
SunSunASMR i love ur vids
Nobody cares!
@@logannyf looks like it... Lmao
Much love from Ireland :) !! 💗💗💗
I wish I had Uncle E’s imagination.
Always good to see another left handed person ;)
yea, its really lonley sometimes
Elliott Sumner that’s not alright
30% comments:
"Wow, a SCP mug"
25% comments
"OMg HeS' LefT hANdEd LiKe Me i fEEl hOnoREd JusT for BEINg diFferEnt To RigHt HandED pEoPle JuST LikE mE1!!1!1!"
%30 comments:
Jokes
15% comments:
Nice video
Great data mining distribution analysis.
I know I replied to another one of your comments saying this but I love your name and 2 be fair I’m left handed and it is kinda cool to see another left handed person every now and then
From the cameras perspective it looks unbalanced when it is balanced. Edit: I sense a candy man vid coming soon because of the bag of candy.
no the scale is imbalanced so he is trying to correct the disparity but the scale with numbers at the bottom could have fixed it
ER this one totally works. Sweet RP.
* Thanos has entered the chat *
Me desperté y me vuelvo a dormir xd adiós día productivo jajajajaa