Yas i drink milk and shiz but like then instantly regret it But if your talking about a driffent milk- Them im scared Im way to underage- (Edit spelling)
I wish Seriously dummy thick and it hurt when you try sitting down mowing if you say these sick fuckers hear the shit out of me with a belt wait....... Arm gets pulled to the bed room by v-deku v- kirishima while they hold a belt My face ಠಗಠ ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
Shinso: the way your body curves just the right way- Me, a stick: YoU MeaN mY bOnES?? Edit: bro wtf- I've never gotten 1k likes on anything. Thank you-
**Me: sees yagami posted shinsou** **Also sees "Birthday"** *Me: LADIES AND GENTS THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR-* 32:00 is da sammich no need to thank me
My sinners are learning so fast *voice breaking* I remember when I used to give you time stamps and you would leave from online classes *starts sobbing* I need a tissue
me: eating frozen fruit alone in my room in the dark shinso: kitty wants the milk me: starts choking on frozen fruit also me: pls dont die now, this would be very inconvenient
"Look at you, my cute kitty cat" Me who just woke up to attend an online class and is still curled up in a blanket with my hair looking like a nuclear wasteland: *dO i LoOk liKe-*
I mean if it works for shinsou does it work for us let's find out One Two Tree *crunch* How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie-pop the world may never know
him: * telling listener how cute they are* my mind: Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater edit: shinso: i don't need friends me: they disappoint me
*Him just talking and me zoning out* *I come back to reality* Him: *talking about a collar* Me:*chokes on water* I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMN COLLAR. This isn't that funny but I hope someone laughed. Stay safe.
Me: [Having a Depression meal.] Yagami: [Posts Shinso content.] Me: [Smiles a little and happily saunters to my room, ready to sleep peacefully.] Ah, yes. Papi.-
Every time it starts that happens to me Legs: open Face: red Slapping: intenseifys Heaven: impossible Hell: free God: disappointed Satan: disappointed Parents: disappointed Hotel: trivago
Bitch,the amount of times my friend has eaten ice cream even though she knew it would fuck her up is incredible, amount I can’t even remember the exact number of times she’s done it 😂😂
Dude I get it I’m a curvy brown girl with a bunch insecurities and the fact he gives me a whole bunch of compliments about my body is such heart warming B.C. my younger sister and mother on a daily basis remind me of my weight and acne 😖😭
Me: *watching a movie with my family* Yagami Yato: *posts this* Me: :O *fake yawns* well I'm tired I'm going to bed goodnight!!!! *goes to my room to watch this* HEHEHE
Me: *Listening at breakfast* My grandma: What are you listening to Me: PODCAST Grandma: Can I listen Me: *I N T E R N A L I Z E D P A N I C* 👁👄👁 Edit: OMG THANK YOU GUYS LMAO, also kenma we saw you
I mean, people are allowed to voice their opinion whether it's a comment or dislike, the button is there for a reason. At the end of the day cece is still gonna get a view
*Me looking around everywhere* My friends: What are you looking for? Me: my innocence. My friends: ....wtf..... Me giving up: welp, I think Yagami stole it. I didn't need it anyway.
I love that yagami literally uses anime men to teach everyone how to love themselves by telling them that there perfect an enough and that it doesn’t matter what you look like or where your from to be beautiful or perfect everyone is perfect as unique in there own way and I think that’s beautiful that she’s spreading positivity to many who are insecure and struggling by making content like this 👏👏🥰🥰much love for the queen who thought a lot of people how to love themselves
I woke up early for this Parents call 911: "My child died from a nose bleed! Doctor: what happened? Parents: just fell over! Doctor: yato has done it again!!
Me: *Feeling very tired and just want to sleep * Description: *Slowly peeks out from beside my bed * Me: *Pulls covers over head * No. Description: No? Me: *Muffled * No. Description: *Hums * No... Me: *Nods * No. Description: Not even coffee? Me: No. Description: *Grins * Not even Shinso? Me: *Freezes * Description: ... Me: ... Description: .... Me: *Pulls covers off of head and glares annoyed * Why didn't you start with that? Description: *Grinis cheekily * B e c a u s e I l o v e t o w a t c h t h e w o r l d b u r n.
![Hitoshi Shinso x Listener ASMR p5 [My Hero Academia] Spicy](/img/n.gif)
Shinsou: "my kitty wants their milk~"
Me being lactose intolerant: ..... *yes*
Same I was like *yes but no*
I feel this one
Pfft
I- depends what milk he’s talking about 👁👄👁
Yas i drink milk and shiz but like then instantly regret it
But if your talking about a driffent milk-
Them im
scared
Im way to underage-
(Edit spelling)
Yagami yato: *breathes*
Me: IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A QUEENNNN
(Omg thx for the likes omg)
Preach👏👏
periodt. fax. no machine-
BUT WHERE'S THE LIE?!😤😤💖💖💖
Yes👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 she a queen 👑👑👑👑👑👑
She is a goddess not a queen better yet she’s a queen goddess 🌺
shinso : *“all i want is you for my birthday in the purest way”*
me : *MHM TOTALLY PURE...TOTALLY*
I read that as purr-est.....ill see myself out-
@Tamaki Amajiki no no come back that was amazing
Tamaki Amajiki wait don’t go
@@ni.6835 you hang around Kiri and me too much lol
IT IS!
Why is his voice so... Calming? Its the brainwashing isn't it
Hi😸
@@denkikaminari3361 Denki- what are you doing here...
Yuh-
@@hitoshishinso9334 bc I 💜you
@@youtaeatscake4588 geet intwo itttt 👁️👄👁️
Shinsou: I don't need friends
Me: I dOnT nEeD FriEnDS thEy DisSapOinT mE
ANOTHER SUGA?!?!
💃🏽
OMG MHM
Ok first why is that me
STOMP-
hitoshi: “you make me feel like i’m the only g-“
me: “GIRL IN THE WORLD LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE YOU’LL EVER LOVE “
This is golden
THIS HAPPENED AS I READ IT
LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS YOUR HEAAAART ONLY OOON
*OooNLy gIRl iN ThE woRlD~*
LMAO
him: silky smooth skin
me: * touches acne* right
Me: *looks at bumpy and hairy arms* "ok"
Same here acne got me f upped
BRO SAME
(My pfp is me TwT but my spots and bumpy skin doesn’t show much in that picture ^-^)
same :')
I feel you (just with eczema)
Shinsou goes from “I’ll have her home by 8 sir” to “your daughter calls me daddy too” in the span of 7 seconds!!!
You saw a dabi thing with the same quote.. rigth?👁👄👁
its_grey26 Indeed😌
@@keys6469 0.O
UH
Do I want a link?
@@cralnejnes1a186 do you-? I mean
@@keys6469 love ur alberto pfp
The amount of times he said kitty:
|
|
V (Edit: holy shit ive never had this much likes before omg)
That’s a lot of times
And how many times I almost died
Do you not like it?
how many times did he say f**k
@Hitoshi Shinso n-no we like it!
Yagami: Hey I got Shin-
Me: *I'LL HAVE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
OtakuEclipse *It's free real estate*
OtakuEclipse yes.
Me: *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY*
Kitty I dont think you could handle all that~
@@hitoshishinsou1978 C- Can I atleast have one~?
Shinso: I love those curves on your body
Me: So you think I'm SKINNNNNNYYY
I can say for certain that you don't need to be SKINNY to have CURVES. Love yourself just the way you are ^^
Aww thanks
You are all disappointments in your own special ways❤️ here’s a cookie 🍪
@Satan Damn right I am
I feel loved to get a comment from satan
Shinsou: "perfect amount of skinny and plum..."
Me: *Aggressively shanking finger in the air* SO YOU THINK IM SKINEYYY
IKRRR
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
I wish
Seriously dummy thick and it hurt when you try sitting down mowing if you say these sick fuckers hear the shit out of me with a belt wait.......
Arm gets pulled to the bed room by v-deku v- kirishima while they hold a belt
My face ಠಗಠ ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
yes, that's the comment I was looking for
@@nanablue156 HELP MEEEE!!!!!!ಥ╭╮ಥ
villain deku and kiri looking at you like try it and see what happens face 😠
Shinso: the way your body curves just the right way-
Me, a stick: YoU MeaN mY bOnES??
Edit: bro wtf- I've never gotten 1k likes on anything. Thank you-
SAME BAHAHWHAHA
ITS LITERALLY 4 AM AND I AMCHOKING BECAUSE MY PARENFS WILL WAKE UP I CABT FUCKING BELIEVE HOW MUCH UM LAUGHING FROM THIS
Im 5'8"( and weigh130)- what curves?
- BAKUGOU-
Kamanari Denki ikr what curves-
Me literally in the coldest room in my house:
*Hmm it’s a little hot in here*
*me who shuts their door to keep the cold*
Me: It's 63 FUCKING DEGREES IN MY ROOM
It_ _Bleh HA I put the air conditioning on 43 >:)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ana Guillermina Villegas Martínez too late
@@idontdothiscalmthing1732 WTF are you doing here
Our body confidence after this:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
@Kiley Inman do not litsen to that asshole. Litsen to Shinso ❤
Me when he says skinny even tho I have tummy rolls small tibbies and don’t like my curves: SO YOU THINK IM SKINNEY 🌝
@Kiley Inman🖤 u are beauthiful ur brother is stupid and probably ugly 💚
I mean y’all perfect 👌❤️
*laughs in doesn’t know how to accept compliments*
Shinso: " I get in the zone "
Me: GET IN THE ZONE AUTO ZONE
I-
OMG WE THOUGHT THE SAME THING SHDBSJ
Lol I thought of that too 😂😂
Mia Panza IM SCREAMING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao XD
I ACCIDENTALLY CONNECTED THIS TO MY SPEAKERS IN MY BROTHERS ROOM FOR A SECOND-
Oh shit-
Eijirou Kirishima SAME BUT IN THE FAMILY ROOM but they didn’t care and I got my assed beat
Scary shot right here
OHNO
Eijirou Kirishima I KNEW TETSU WAS UR BROTHER
Me: *hates myself*
Shinso: "I know when you look in the mirror, you see a beast, but that's not what I see"
Me: "bro" 👁👄👁
💧 💧
👁💧👄💧👁
👁💦👄💦👁
bro 👁👄👁
⭐️ 💧
@@aprilnicole4007 *kyousou requiem plays*
👁👄👁
💧 💧
💧 💧
Shinso : I dont need friends-
Me: THEY DISSAPOINT ME
💃
🕺🏾
🕺🏽
👯♀️
💃🏻
me: **goes to the bathroom**
Bluetooth headphones: **disconnects**
me: **plays video**
Shinsou: *KItty cat~*
me: shIT
You is gonna die- 😂
Did anyone hear
Shinigami Boo my sister 😭
@@addey6730 your sister heard.?
But your FBI agent got you
**Me: sees yagami posted shinsou**
**Also sees "Birthday"**
*Me: LADIES AND GENTS THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR-*
32:00 is da sammich no need to thank me
The greatest show man UwU
E-Eri....? I NEED TO PROTECT YOUR EARS
Xxantisocial weebxX Nuuuuu!!!
My sinners are learning so fast *voice breaking* I remember when I used to give you time stamps and you would leave from online classes *starts sobbing* I need a tissue
@Satan I...I... *Stop crying I don't know what to do when an adult cries*
me: eating frozen fruit alone in my room in the dark
shinso: kitty wants the milk
me: starts choking on frozen fruit
also me: pls dont die now, this would be very inconvenient
no, this kitty wants frozen fruit-
PFFFFT-
*currently reading shinsou x reader fics*
*yagami posts shinsou x reader*
“I KNEW IT! SHE IS GOD”
Dude you got wattpad
WE BOW DOWN TO OUR GOD YAGAMI u-u
*bows*
Yes Queen is God
SAME
Shinsou: Kitty~
Me: *𝐷𝑒𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑅𝑦𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑠*
We live the same lives huh🙈✨
Akiraa yes 😌
i like dogs period 😼✨
😂😂😂GOSH😂😂😂YOU😂😂😂😂😂😂DESERVE😂😂😂A😂😂😂😂😂😂LIKE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How u don make tha words like dem skinny like how dog..
Shinso: "I wanna make you feel like the only girl in the world"
Me: ehhh are you Rihanna?
Yes
@@hitoshishinsou4704 Are you tho- 🙈
Hitoshi Shinsou *we fell in love in a hopeless placeeee* 🥰🥰
Title: All i want is you
Mariah fans: aLl i WaNt fOr CHriStMaS iS yOu
Also:
Shinsou: get in the zone-
Me: AuToZoNE
Oh oh oh O'Reilly'sssss auto parts
I have the ad stuck in my head now T3T
o h n o
psst...............
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
Why did I read that almost perfectly- 😳
*yagami yato: breathes(makes noises)
Me: that's hot
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖÖOOOOOOOOOOO
Uh hey :)
So you think that Hitoshi is hot even when he breathes-
tHaTs KiNkY
Mmmhhhhh that's hot, 🔥THAT'S HOT 🔥
my fatass keeps thinking he’s saying kitkat instead of kitty cat-
Bro its almost 4:30 AM and i'm trying not to laugh bro, I feel that.
...how did you know my two nicknames?
They’re both my nicknames 😭
KAKZKNXNSND THIS KILLED ME
LMFAOOOOO
"Look at you, my cute kitty cat"
Me who just woke up to attend an online class and is still curled up in a blanket with my hair looking like a nuclear wasteland: *dO i LoOk liKe-*
I bet you always look good even if you are surviving on nothing but coffee!
@@warmmilk8624 That... made my day. Thank you :)
Levi should be the logo of Mr Clean ngl -
Hiba Maach LMAOO-😭😭
Shinsou: “you always look so adorable”
Me: uHhHhHhHhH hAvInG nO sLeEp Is AdOrAbLe? oK :’)
For him it is obviously...
Have you seen him?
I mean look at him
I didn't sleep last night and am hoping to sleep tonight
I mean if it works for shinsou does it work for us let's find out
One
Two
Tree
*crunch*
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie-pop the world may never know
Sleep is nonexistent to me so yes. No sleep is adorable.
him: * telling listener how cute they are*
my mind: Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
edit:
shinso: i don't need friends
me: they disappoint me
Some do
When people talk about me:
Alyssa Reese I’ll take a foot massage and some BBQ I’ll pay with Endeavors credit card
I made coffee☕
*Honey, you're got a big storm coming.*
F o o t s l a m
*Him just talking and me zoning out*
*I come back to reality*
Him: *talking about a collar*
Me:*chokes on water* I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMN COLLAR.
This isn't that funny but I hope someone laughed. Stay safe.
Welp, you definitely made me smile
^^
HAHAHA LOL
I did that to I was like. O-O um sir ;-; that’s illegal
@@xxlindsayxx7673
I was like excuse me sir but I’m not a pet
Me: [Having a Depression meal.]
Yagami: [Posts Shinso content.]
Me: [Smiles a little and happily saunters to my room, ready to sleep peacefully.] Ah, yes. Papi.-
Oh yes 😂♥️
YESS
Yes,only yes and always yes
What is your depression meal (asking for a friend)
Why did I think of the Gordon Ramsay thing where it says "finally some good f**king food"-
Me: "Don't do it."
Me: "It's 2 am, you really shouldn't."
...
Me: "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUuU"
Lol same
Its 1 am I'm going to listen to it and no one can stop me😌😝🤣🤣
*Mariah Carey intensifies*
It's one am too.
I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...
Shinsou: Kitty cat~.
I NEEEED IIIIIIT
My brain: we should go to sleep
Me: yeah I think we sh-
*yagami post*
Me: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
My brain: but-
Me: *hisses*
I’m proud of you my child here’s a cookie 🍪
If it's a birthday I hear then a 🍪 will be passed to you
Satan thank you for the cookie😌✨
Amy Heddings thank you too for the cookie🤧💕
@@Strawberry-ws7sm your welcome UWU
me: *eating cereal*
**slapping intensifies**
suddenly my legs are open and i can’t finish my captain crunch
Ok but like I wheezed at this
*sees mine are open since the start*
Mm same bro
Every time it starts that happens to me
Legs: open
Face: red
Slapping: intenseifys
Heaven: impossible
Hell: free
God: disappointed
Satan: disappointed
Parents: disappointed
Hotel: trivago
@@adambridges9070 I-
☝️😦 ✊😐
Plot Twist: He’s talking to a cat sticker
Plot twist: I’ve suddenly become a cat sticker 😳
i am now one with the sticker
A limited edition cat sticker
A shiny holographic cat sticker
PFFFT-
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW DAMN SEXY IT IS THAT HE USED HIS QUIRK ON US JUST SO WE CAN SATISFY HIM??-
Yup
He used his quirk to make us more sensitive
Kamanari Denki *Wait, denki, what are you doing here?* (And yes, but it did satisfy him didn’t it?-)
*lights sleepingbag on fire*
OMG FACTS YES😂😂😂😝😝😂💖💞💞💖💖💞😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
POV: You're scrolling through the comments as your cheeks are getting clapped.
Not yet!
I need at least 15 minutes until that happens
dayum, how’d you know?
Yes.
Not yet
“Kitty wants its milk” KANAISBSUKAMSJSSNSJ SIR
SUGA?!?!
@Midoriya Izuku MIDORIYA?!?!
@Midoriya Izuku BDNDBDBBD What are you doing here JDBDBDBBD 👁👄👁
Who agrees that Yato is so great in voice acting?
Welp, I do!
it sounds so like him
Him meant Shinso, ok?
I definitely do so yeah MARRY ME SHINSO AND WE CAN BE DEPRESSED TOGETHER
Okay gurl/man calm down XD
@@jessabelleshadowblood7537 I- okay then.
@@fernisforeverrr if you don't like what I commented then I will take it down. Just remember you are the one with the problem.
*Shinso:* I want you to miss me whenever I’m gone
*-flashback to the cup song-*
*Me:* YOU’RE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I’M GONE~
I’ll stop now
HOW DARE YOU BRING BACK MEMORIES I FORGOT I HAD
No,don’t
YOURE GONNA MISS ME BY MY WALK YOURE GONNA MISS ME BY MY TALK OH YOURE GONNA MISS ME WHEN IM GONE
@@elo8275 *joins the singing of the cup song*
Damnit I have the cup song stuck in my head now
Roses are red
I drive a Jeep
But when Shinsou hit it, ya know it go deep.
PHPHPHPHPHPH 😂
It’s funny because I actually do drive a Jeep
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yolanda McKnight (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
@@aerinwrld omg- I remember you
All of my insecurities were talked about.
The skin
The eye bags
The eyes color
The stomache. All covered.
We got the same insuranceities bro and he just complemented all of them I feel so loved rn
WHERE I NEED TO RELIEVE MY INSECURITIES
THIS HIT'S DIFFERENT 😟😐😏
This shit hitting different
@Kylie Forgie yup that’s what yagami does best
Pov- You are scrolling threw the comments while this plays in the back
I'm not funny 👁👄👁
But you have spoken ze truth
H-Hey kiri
stop calling me out t3t
Shitty hair wassup
@@punxox pikachu I chose you
35:06
Shinsou: *Kitty~*
Me: WOAH WOAH THERE THAT WAS A LITTLE HOT NOT GONNA LIE
that deep kitty got me his voice is so calming tbh tho
35:05
Me: *Gets a notification*
Shinso at 32:58 : “Don’t mind that.”
Me: C-CHOTTO MATTE
Edit: HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES LMAO THANK YALL SM!!🥺😂💘💓💞💖
HAAHAHAA OH MY
I know everything
Kakashi Hatake EXCUSE ME SIRRRRRRR I LOVE YOU SIRRRRRRR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SIRRRRRRRRRRR YOU’RE IN THE WRONG ANIME SSSIIiiIiiIiiIrRrRrrRrRrr
@@thesmallgachamain ^///^ nawww youuu
Kakashi Hatake EEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-gay blushing baboon noises-
Me: I am not gay
Shinso : breathes
Me: -_-
Bakugou:" teddy bear "
Me: nope
Monoma: "peasant "
Me:nosebleeds "oh God damn it! "
right?- monoma and shinso are the heights of my pansexuality
whenever i see a picture of them i just- ndnfntnt
1:17 bruh 🥵 *nosebleeds *
I feel like I’m the only one concerned with the fact that Koda was just there. Existing. Watching.
in the corner of the room with the same face Tanjiro did to Zenitsu rhe first time he saw him... Yeah-
Hiba Maach Exactly-
I was thinking the same thing😆
Gabriella Rios Shinso really just let him watch like that 😔😔
You not the only one-
Me:**sees shinso content**
**sees sammich**
Also me: *wholesome was never an option.*
Wait shigaraki.... you know what I will not question you or your username because I have seen bakugou, kirishima, denki, mina, tamaki, and hawks.
@Your FBI agent *tongue clicks* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Your FBI agent hmph (I’m also here)smiles creepily
Okay the more the merrier the sinners shall say...
FBI open up!!!
Cause my cookies are gone T-T
Me: Listening to random X Listener stuff
Also me: OmFg sHiNsO-
Ah yes how lovely
@@technowithnoblade4213 ofc-
@@smolyurio9260 XD
Im pretty sure we all know that I am best boy~
@@hitoshishinsou1978 i n d e e d - sips coffee -
Shinso talking bout how sensitive the listeners neck is
Me: * hides neck* this 50 shades of gray-
OH GOWD
My neck is actually really sensitive and so are the tips of my ears
Lany B i failed a suicide attempt and slit both sides of my neck so basically my neck is numb😼
xxheaveanxx
Are you ok???
@@jexxc3319 Are...you actually okay?
shinsou: they’re gonna see who your husband is...
me: *slowly slides ring onto my finger *
I read that as "Into my finger." so I was like 👀
We need new fingers cause I *S W E A R* we running out of room
Mine is since the first time I saw him it was on.*PERIOD*
"Kitty wants their milk"
Lactose intolerant people: 👁👄👁
Bitch,the amount of times my friend has eaten ice cream even though she knew it would fuck her up is incredible, amount I can’t even remember the exact number of times she’s done it 😂😂
@@jas.b5828 she a strong betch- (i promise i dont mean it in a bad way-)
Jazzy 1131 that be me too 🤣😭
✨w h e e z e✨
“Her”
Me, a non-binary weirdo: oop-
"and these legs to die for"
Me: um do you not see all the scars on my legs? My legs look beat up but I mean I am thicc.
MOOD
@@LunaRamune yesh
"And these legs to die for"
Me:so you like my stretch marks 👁👁
Mine are harry cause im to lazy to shave😂
You just described my legs-
But
I too lazy to shave
Shinsou talking about how he loves how we look
Me a curvy Mexican brown girl:stop it your going to make me cry!
Dude find yourself a man like this
PERIODT SIS- we do be hourglasses tho- and Mexican sister 😌✌️🍒🍑
Confirmo
Dude I get it I’m a curvy brown girl with a bunch insecurities and the fact he gives me a whole bunch of compliments about my body is such heart warming B.C. my younger sister and mother on a daily basis remind me of my weight and acne 😖😭
Same for me im a curved ball mexican gurls trying to survive 😔 then i found this 😁
TwT Mexican be THICC THO thicc with capital letters
Shinso: calls me cute, adorable, and sexy within the first minute.
Me: literally eating two sandwiches, goldfish and a soda…
yup
Yagami is single-handedly making me feel better about my body image and I love her to death for it 🥺💖✨
Me: *stops paying attention for a second*
Me: *hears meowing*
Also Me: What the fu-
LMAO
Koda reading this comment:👁💧👄💧👁 I just wanted some food...
Same!!!
I got up bc I was thirsty and came back meowing and I was so confused
I straight up cried. This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.
Sniff sniif - this doesn't smell like my Christian minecraft server 🌝
Because it’s not
Nope this is hell
yeah whoops
Welcome to the under world 😎
Jesus Christ the faq...
Me: *watching a movie with my family*
Yagami Yato: *posts this*
Me: :O *fake yawns* well I'm tired I'm going to bed goodnight!!!! *goes to my room to watch this* HEHEHE
Mhm exactly me
PFFFT-
😼
@@hitoshishinsou4704 SUP man!!!
Nice! UwU
No one:
Literally no one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: *squeaks like a squeak toy*
I have sinned, do I regret nope not in the slightest
When I tell you I do that every time-
I did too
I am the squeaky toy!
I-
@@hellonugs no comments
* U ARE THE LOVELY DOVELY CINNABON OF CLASS 1A*
Me: *Listening at breakfast*
My grandma: What are you listening to
Me: PODCAST
Grandma: Can I listen
Me: *I N T E R N A L I Z E D P A N I C* 👁👄👁
Edit: OMG THANK YOU GUYS LMAO, also kenma we saw you
👁👄👁
OHNO-
That’s why I have something extra Incase to watch someone walks in
@@dotrcstudio9506 same UwU
That’s a gg..
Shinso: kitty cat
me:*sleep deprived hasnt slept in days and smells weird*dO i LoOk lIkE-
Smelly cat
Ejiro why are you watching this?
@@denkikaminari3361 yes
@@paetynvandenack7549 *starts sweating*
Kirishima Ejiro is that something we don’t know? No it isn’t
No one:
Me: SOMEONE ALREADY USED A MARIAH CAREY JOKE DAMN IT
Hm, I see. Another Zenitsu here.
Giyuu Tomioka Y E S
𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚- 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙚
Yuga Aoyama 👁👄👁 hello Aoyama-
it's so funny how there's one right under your comment 💀💀
I was on discord anime sever and I said “Yagami uploaded” when I tell you that W H O L E chat zoomed here-
I was there I think
LMAOO
Eyyyy supporting our queen
IT WAS INSANE
I mean I would too!
Shinsou: **talking about how amazing I am**
me: is this a comfort audio-
Who disliked?
*loading a gun* I just wanna _talk_ to them.
Well that’s four of them *takes out knife* Who wanna die today
Ooooooo lemme join you
*Loading riffle*
Now theres five *grabs machete* ive got it
I mean, people are allowed to voice their opinion whether it's a comment or dislike, the button is there for a reason. At the end of the day cece is still gonna get a view
@@lizard6109 r/woosh
Me: *more sleep deprived then ever*
Also me: _its shinsou!!! We can be sleep deprived together_
33:00 ;)
When this video popped up say I say "damn,I know no regrets will never be made every
👁👄👁
You disappoint me.
Everyone else: *Simping for Shinso*
Me: *Simping for Koda*
This video is amazing-
ua-cam.com/video/OKA5SD1mHzg/v-deo.html
"Oh shit hammington its not what you think"
Eijiro Kirishima *You’ve officially made my ears bleed.*
LmAo
Sameeeeeee
Hitoshi: I love all your curves
Me: *a literal two by four* I don’t have the facilities for that big man
ME IM A STICK
I personally feel like I relate to this
Bro I'm laughing too late for this
IM A TWIG
He said he loves it he loves it just accept it sis 💅🏽✋🏽❤️
So if I may, I'm proud to say
*I'M GAY*
So, you like my man?
@@denkikaminari3361 he do be hot doe...
@@serohantayessirrr9228 truth🤜
@@denkikaminari3361 Probably ;)
And european (LMFAOO)
I love how literally 30 seconds in and he is talking very seductively
Nope thats just how his voice is 😌
Title: All i want is you
Nobody:
Me: AlL I wAnT FoR ChRisTmaS Is YoUUuUU
Me too
Same lol
SAME
*ME JOINING YOU*
HELL YEAH 😂🔫
me: *listening to my friends argue*
yagami yato: *clapping sounds*
my friends: *stop arguing asking if im ok cause my face is red*
Shinsou: Kitty wants the milk~? Me: *UNHOLY SCREAMING*. (I fell of my bed)
Where?
I just ran
Y E S I ran a lap around my apartment LMFAOO
*chokes on milk tea*
Me: **Trying to watch the whole video for once**
My FBI agent: Wow, I didn't know it did that.
My FBI agent: 👁👄👁💧
@LPS LunaKat uwu mine is scared 👁👄👁
Mine is 𝙌𝙐𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 👁👄👁🔫
But why is that me tho?!🤣
I always watch the whole vid haha
Spicy stuff 32:27
Extra spicy stuff
34:20
It cost you a like 😁
So don't you dare not like😒
*dislikes instead*
THANKS DAWG
I will give you this as a token of my gratitude✋️😊👉🥐
Thank youu 😅😅😅
😁😁😁
(bad joke ahead lol)
shinsou be like dady rights but he hasn’t given us the other ‘d’ yet ahah 🥴 BYEHSKSHDK
Heichou_Is_Watching_You omg a special room for me? 🥺 u shouldnt have xx
Omg yes
Lmao i love this
👀
👄
Heichou_Is_Watching_You .............can I get one?
Lightning McQueen could never beat Yagami Yato’s fans in a race
everyone do be as fast as Iida😎
Lol,ha true
Truth
Sis thats iconic 0-0
Kachow😼⚡️
“Let’s just make you tad bit more sensitive”
*BUSTER IM SENSITIVE ENOUGH I CRY IF SOMEONE YELLS AT ME-*
Me pretending that I'm listening to a BTS song while actually listening to Shinsou's kissing noises when my mom enters my room: 😅😌
WGDBSJ I DID THE SAME THING 😆😆😂😆😂😂😆
Wait what y'all my siblings or whateva
@@LoveTMarie you two
Your so brave
-mom walks in-
Everyone:
BOOGIE TIME 💃🕺
The cat next to us like: 👁👄👁
Souda Kinnie YOU DID NTOTOTO 💀💀💀💀😳😹😹😼😼
Broooo nooooo 😭
Souda Kinnie i want to do like but it 69 🌚💔
@@th25xs4 You can like now TwT
LunaPotato UwU 🌚💔💔💔
Our Lord and Savior Yagami Yato: *posts Shinso content*
Us, her children: thank YOUUUUUUUUU
We must be some horny ass kids huh..
Hey, I aM sPeEd. Guessing sammich is around 32:00
(Hey to all the people who know me XD)
omg how but thank you
Yes
Thats like, nearing the end tho lmaooo
WHAT?!
h O w
Shinsou: the way your body curves-
Me: *so you like the fact I look like I'm 4 months pregnant?*
I FEEL ATTACKED 🥺🤚
Mood
@@matildamozee9989 big mood
I bet you’re still a gorgeous person! Being bigger doesn’t make you unattractive.
Same 🙃
My ears are ✨pregnant✨. 1:06 yagami: get in the zone me: autozone
Eargasm
HFSJSK WE THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING
@@christgod1465 god?
*Me looking around everywhere*
My friends: What are you looking for?
Me: my innocence.
My friends: ....wtf.....
Me giving up: welp, I think Yagami stole it. I didn't need it anyway.
Shinso: “I love your curves, Kitty Cat.”
Me; a body confident KWEEN: YOU BETTER! You’re lucky you have my tall ass 😌✨
I’m tall too! Tall Queens in the chat!!
Is 5'8" tall?
Kamanari Denki yes
Kamanari Denki taller than me. 5’7
Kamanari Denki yes, because I’m 5’9 😌✨
Yagami: Posts
Me: "Sorry bby- I'll listen to you tonight once my girlfriend has fallen asleep-"
Bakugou?!?
bakugou... what the heel are you doing here?
@@redflagbeing0 U h h -
@@fait9893 UHhh- you didn't see me-
well *DAMN* Bakugou-
I love that yagami literally uses anime men to teach everyone how to love themselves by telling them that there perfect an enough and that it doesn’t matter what you look like or where your from to be beautiful or perfect everyone is perfect as unique in there own way and I think that’s beautiful that she’s spreading positivity to many who are insecure and struggling by making content like this 👏👏🥰🥰much love for the queen who thought a lot of people how to love themselves
I woke up early for this
Parents call 911:
"My child died from a nose bleed!
Doctor: what happened?
Parents: just fell over!
Doctor: yato has done it again!!
I literally dieing here by chocking on my food
Haha..
@@togeaddict ...
how many times have you died?!
@@Rexxbi w H y A r E y O u H e R e? ¿ ?
Yagami Yato: posts
Everyone: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
MY FELLOW SINNERS v
*18+* starts at 31:55
It’s going to cost a like -3-
I literally just made it to that part wtf
TAKE ALL OF MY LIKES ✨✨✨
THANK YOU
I MADE THE LIKE COUNT SIXTY NINE
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME??!!?✨✋😏🔫✨
You can also have my sanity
I CAN’T BELIEVE IM THIS EARLY-
Hope you’re taking care of yourself, queen. ❤️
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THIS EARLY EITHER! ONLY 30 MINUTES LATE! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY BEFORE!
Me: *Feeling very tired and just want to sleep *
Description: *Slowly peeks out from beside my bed *
Me: *Pulls covers over head * No.
Description: No?
Me: *Muffled * No.
Description: *Hums * No...
Me: *Nods * No.
Description: Not even coffee?
Me: No.
Description: *Grins * Not even Shinso?
Me: *Freezes *
Description: ...
Me: ...
Description: ....
Me: *Pulls covers off of head and glares annoyed * Why didn't you start with that?
Description: *Grinis cheekily * B e c a u s e I l o v e t o w a t c h t h e w o r l d b u r n.
No one:
Me staring at Kota the whole time:
👁__👁 🤲gimme
Also me liking my own comment: haha funne 👁👅👁
Me editing my comment: 🤚👁👄👁🤚
"I won't use the leash, but this collar on you really suits you~"
*me, who has ordered a collar a few days ago*
👄
oH sHt-
69, noice
Why..-? Nvm.
Cant even ask
@@everonesbestfriend6600 Cuz its K I N K Y
I made one yesterday.
What if its just for a dog or a cat
Yagami: *posts*
Me:sleep what is that? Sorry dont know her
sleep? what the FUCK flavor is that?
Sleep something we never see sleep? What’s that who’s he
My actual current mood
Its a sleepless life for us it's a sleepless life for us
sLeEp?¿?
wHo DaT¿?¿?