@@Petal316 so did the dispose elves prestiged themselves and theh have the same self destruct milk lactose contingency or is there a dispose elf but in reindeer form and they were generically engineer to expire after the elves expire?
i’m glad someone is finally shining some light on the huge problem that is santa disposal with the rise of milk alternatives. kids think they’re doing something good by leaving out oat milk but then the elves have to go through all the work of hunting down and disposing of these rogue santa’s
I would assume that because the food/drink left out for Santa varies between countries, they can probably modify the wormholes to adjust. The ones going to the UK are allergic to sherry, the Australian ones are allergic to beer, etc.
I love the idea that when he says he is above the list, he quite literally is an outlier because he isn’t even supposed to exist, expected to die before the end of Christmas Eve he’s a ghost… one of Christmas past
I really appreciate that some of my my favorite creators were also waiting for the new skits just like me. Just goes to show how great this channel is.
This was a genuine twist I didn’t see coming. Often comedy skits online just end when it has been “funny enough for a while.” This was legit good, wow.
I think this is a higher quality than any key and peele ive seen lol (dont get me wrong k and p are funny as crap just that technically this takes the cake).
Key and Peele aren't something out of this world but they have been consistently making content for 20 years so it's almost impossible to dethrone them
@@ChairyCrasher To quote a dead Santa: "You're clearly not paying attention." The Lactose Contingency IS an allergy to milk. He's not doubling over with gas, his system is shutting down as his body violently rejects the lactose he just consumed. Also, I liked that he knowingly drank the milk while trying to be defiant. He didn't have to, the Dispoself didn't have a weapon as far as we know.
@@R2121 lactose contingency is not an allergy, if it was, you they would die. Unlike food allergies, food intolerances do not involve the immune system.
@@ChairyCrasher 3:43 "Each clone is programmed with what I like to call the Lactose Contingency: A fatal ALLERGY to milk!" The Santa clone explicitly calls it an allergy. The point is the clones die when they drink milk.
Merry Chrissmith and a Happy Jack De Santa everyone! We hope you enjoyed the sketch :) If you'd like to see the deleted scenes, outtakes, and director commentary they're all up on our patreon now! www.patreon.com/chrisandjack
3:03 Ok, so depending on whether or not advent calendars have 24 or 25 days. He is either 329.8 years old or 343.5 years old. I know the number of days on an advent calendar is different depending on location, tradition, etc.
This is probably my favorite depiction of Santa of all time. You guys are always hilarious, but I'm also consistently blown away by the dramatic performances you guys incorporate. Great performers in every respect. Keep up the amazing work and Happy Holidays!
This is easily one of your best sketches. I love the classic trope into a goofy breakdown you normally do, but this one is just straight zingers into a twist. I'd put it right up there with the white room and groundhog day. Killed it
This is, undoubtedly, one of the most underrated videos I've seen on this platform. This is some seriously top quality content. Clever writing, well delivered, and paced from start to finish!
Holy crap guys. Not only is the cinematography and sound really good but you have such interesting sketch stories. The plot twist in this one was hilarious. You just enhanced my lunch break. Well done and thank you!
I follow have subscribed to thousands of Channels over the 10+ years I have had this youtube account, but I rarely if ever leave any comment on a video. I'm just so happy to have you guys back making video's. I love the format of the shorts and I find you guys so funny. Thank you so much for coming back! Happy Christmas!
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@@LazarusIsBackBaby There's another meaning to this word, it means "a perfect representative of its kind". This skit represents humor and skills of Chris and Jack perfectly, in my opinion. If someone would like to get to know what this channel is about, I would suggest them to watch this particular video, as an ethalon.
After watching this, I know why “I love you so much”. (Which is the most liked comment) The Prestige plot is GENIUS! Nothing else! Absolutely amazing. Thank yoy.
I found you for the Comedy Cause from Julie, George, Christian and Nat and you guys are hilarious! Consider me subscribed! I have been watching some of your videos and you guys are genius's and I cannot understand how you don't have more followers. The twists and turns in the writing is incredible!!
I love you guys so much
Hey it's ryan Jeorg
Catchphrase.
Hey I just came from your "How do dogs see Xmas" video! Nice seeing you here!
All this time I thought going to every house in one night was difficult for Santa. It turns out it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Same
“Then you ain’t paying attention” 😂😂😂
That got me good
Yooo david i love your vids
Hey why do you have darker checkmark then other creators that commented on this video
This bit was too real lol
That Jack Frost rap was amazing.
Always love a dead Santa
🤫 No witnesses
I hope you're doing well Tom!
ZantaClaws is coming to town
Zantaclaws 3
Dead Santa just makes a Zanta
Every year, millions of santas get ready to die, drink the milk, live, only to find out it was plant-based milk when the dispose-elf shows up.
A dispose-elf always gets his man, WITH A STEEL CHAIR.
So wait, how many dispose-elfs are there?
@@thebenforeveras many as there needs to be.
@@Petal316 so did the dispose elves prestiged themselves and theh have the same self destruct milk lactose contingency or is there a dispose elf but in reindeer form and they were generically engineer to expire after the elves expire?
@@hosungyoo7601I think since Santa have magic so can the elf, which make every dispose elfs have magic too, teleportation specifically
"I got beard magic, this thing'll be past my tits by tuesday." Is my new favourite Chris and Jack quote.
I was looking for this comment 😆
I have tit magic, can fling em across my shoulders by wednesday.
Unreal levels of writing & acting. The pledge, the turn, THE PRESTIGE!
"wow, cool, fresh idea"... defs my favourite Chris and Jack video to date.
Am I really seeing Julie here? Or have I accidentally eaten some special cookies?
So glad you're a Chris and Jack fan. They need way more fame!
Julia, Chris, and Jack should all collaborate on something. That would be epic.
This is your favorite video to date? Why would you date a video?
I hope you have a fantastic day
"See you when you're sleeping, know when you're awake"
I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who's thought of this!
Exactly
same here lol
Even as a Clone Santa, he can't actually give a middle finger. There is still goodness in him!
Are you sure he's a clone? Maybe watch the last nanosecond of the video and think again!
@@altcommandthey’re evolving
He's a bad seed. The lactose intolerance didn't get installed properly. He's still out there, somewhere.
There hard wired to not offend anyone. It will destroy there spinal cord.
Could have also been a callback to the reason he was placed on the naughty list.
i’m glad someone is finally shining some light on the huge problem that is santa disposal with the rise of milk alternatives. kids think they’re doing something good by leaving out oat milk but then the elves have to go through all the work of hunting down and disposing of these rogue santa’s
I would assume that because the food/drink left out for Santa varies between countries, they can probably modify the wormholes to adjust. The ones going to the UK are allergic to sherry, the Australian ones are allergic to beer, etc.
they're milking OATS!!!
As long as they get them before they evolve. They have to mix Yeti with the clone juice to keep them frostproof.
I really love when the twists always recontextualizes a joke.
Yes.
I love the idea that when he says he is above the list, he quite literally is an outlier because he isn’t even supposed to exist, expected to die before the end of Christmas Eve
he’s a ghost… one of Christmas past
Damn
Who's properly rockin' the monopoly moustache
@@IsaqueSimões-r8t He runs these tracks.
I don’t know how you guys make every one a banger, but you do.
Tell jordan grimboy said hey
Interesting, two of my favorite content creators in the same place... it really is Christmas!
I really appreciate that some of my my favorite creators were also waiting for the new skits just like me. Just goes to show how great this channel is.
Oh good, you guys know eachother? Cross over please.
CORRIDOR! Nice seeing you here!
This was a genuine twist I didn’t see coming. Often comedy skits online just end when it has been “funny enough for a while.” This was legit good, wow.
I cannot fathom how you two do not have Key and Peele levels of fame.
in all fairness one of their voices kinda does lol
I think this is a higher quality than any key and peele ive seen lol (dont get me wrong k and p are funny as crap just that technically this takes the cake).
Key and Peele aren't something out of this world but they have been consistently making content for 20 years so it's almost impossible to dethrone them
who is key and peele
Because they didn't have a show on Comedy Central...
I WAS NOR EXPECTING A PRESTIGE REFERENCE TO BE A CORE PART OF THE PLOT BUT I AM NOT MAD. I’ll stop it with the caps this was excellent thank you.
Every time I thought I knew where this sketch was going, I was wrong. lol you guys crack me up
BRUH i commented halfway through the video and WHAT - another plot twist 🤣
it's funny, I always know the approximate mood and what kind of gags are going to appear in these, but the actual plots? They get me every time.
Oh man, the fake out at the end where he survived. I really hope we get a sequel this year, this character is honestly one of their best!
The way Jack says 'Don't make me do it' absolutely destroyed my lungs, I broke down laughing
He barely held it together 😂
Yeah, exactly. I dont know why that got me so much 😄
Chris’ facial range while Jack describes scenarios is nothing short of amazing! You guys are the best!
The Prestige, The lactose contingency, omg, your writing is so always so good. That’s it, I’m becoming a patreon member right now
A dispoself great writing XD
Lactose intolerant, is not an allergy to milk btw.
@@ChairyCrasher
To quote a dead Santa: "You're clearly not paying attention." The Lactose Contingency IS an allergy to milk. He's not doubling over with gas, his system is shutting down as his body violently rejects the lactose he just consumed.
Also, I liked that he knowingly drank the milk while trying to be defiant. He didn't have to, the Dispoself didn't have a weapon as far as we know.
@@R2121 lactose contingency is not an allergy, if it was, you they would die.
Unlike food allergies, food intolerances do not involve the immune system.
@@ChairyCrasher
3:43 "Each clone is programmed with what I like to call the Lactose Contingency: A fatal ALLERGY to milk!"
The Santa clone explicitly calls it an allergy. The point is the clones die when they drink milk.
I can't get enough of the way Jack delivers the line: "I sometimes include batteries and I sometimes just don't include batteries!"
What's the matter, mall boy?? Are you upset that Santa is real and he is VILE
I love the implication that it's easier to dispose of millions of dead Santa clones, than it is to deliver millions of presents.
The elfs hate Santa so much that it brings them joy and heightens their morale when they get to haul off a dead santa
they just poof into the snow in the area so the real santa without the milk allergy get no snow that year
Yeah that sounds way easier
"As Santa, where will *I* see yourself in 5 years?" Brilliant writing.
Merry Chrissmith and a Happy Jack De Santa everyone! We hope you enjoyed the sketch :) If you'd like to see the deleted scenes, outtakes, and director commentary they're all up on our patreon now! www.patreon.com/chrisandjack
The Patreon link doesn't work ✌
I agree. I also tried the patreon link and it doesn't work.
They must have fixed the link because it works now.
Whaoaaa
The lore, the twists, the christmas cheer. Good stuff!
WHAT THE HECK?!?! This was SOOO GOOD!!! I need a feature length version of this ASAP! This is going to be an annual watch for sure haha!
that was so f-king good.
I would watch this movie
I honestly think this would be an absolute massive banger as a feature length movie
This is like a meeting point for comedy skit UA-camrs for some reason
Yeah ikr it’s like the “everyone’s here” from Smash Bros
@@viddog6457Lol
"I see you when you're sleeping I know when youre awake" that part got me omg
IMMEDIATELY reposting this to Santa Camp as required curriculum for all incoming Santas. Highest praise.
This is GREAT!
When he removed his coat at 5:27 I thought he was going to say "I'm a stripper Santa" 😭
Nah, Mole Santa pun was too obvious.
WHAT a SKETCH!!! The density of puns, the deep lore, the horrifying existential Prestige mindfuck. Santa bless Chris & Jack.
Chris & Jack are the greatest sketch comedy duo on YT - I can never get enough of their writing and chemistry
How did this skit get better and better with every line?!
It's like a reverse SNL sketch.
Didn't know Stasi-Elves is what I needed to see this evening. Though glad I did, great performance.
The clone explanation of how santa gets everywhere is almost exactly like the explanation in Dimension 20 Unsleeping City 😂
Except in D20, all the clones are sent to new york to quietly expire
@@devoncampbell3607 that's Santa con baby!
@@devoncampbell3607 _Defective_ clones. It’s unstated exactly how the normal ones expire, iirc.
I was looking for this comment
Whats Dimension 20 Unsleeping City/
3:03 Ok, so depending on whether or not advent calendars have 24 or 25 days. He is either 329.8 years old or 343.5 years old. I know the number of days on an advent calendar is different depending on location, tradition, etc.
My brother, I love you
@@velominus124 I was literally just bored 😂
@@TheEditor4587 no no, it’s all good, I did the exact same thing
I calculated it as 425 years based on a 31 day December. I think you're right about the advent calendars being less now that I think about it
When you realise this is basically like the deluxe Christmas version of The White Room. You guys are true genius.
Only 77k likes?!? Cmon people this had me on the edge of my seat!
This is a top tier of all time sketch, not just for Christmas.
Happy Chrismas & Jack the Halls.
i was really hoping at 5:50 he was going to say "why don't you check it twice."
"how big is your sack?"
"thats a personal question"
"wait what.. no-"
*burp*
best part of the video lol
The Comedy, The Drama, The TWIST!!! All perfection
This. Is. AWESOME!!! Thanks Julie for point these guys out to me! 😂
Same
oh friendos, if you're new here you got a LOT of great sketches to watch! Buckle up!
@@NevTheDerangeddef subscribing this was effing hilarious. Thank you Julie for linking this playlist!!!
This needs to be optioned for a full-length film. You just wrote the first Christmas sci-fi comedy thriller.
This is probably my favorite depiction of Santa of all time. You guys are always hilarious, but I'm also consistently blown away by the dramatic performances you guys incorporate. Great performers in every respect. Keep up the amazing work and Happy Holidays!
7:16 Don’t miss it!
A hero...
i missed it
I’ve seen this video at least a dozen times and I missed it until I saw your comment!!
This is SO incredibly good. The creativity in the writing is unbelievable. I found your channel through Ryan and Julie. I’ll be sticking around.
Watching this video each Christmas season is now one of my traditions.
So good! And shout out to the editor for that seamless cut with the milk in the same spot at 5:59.
10/10 sketch. Had me dying from lactose
This is easily one of your best sketches. I love the classic trope into a goofy breakdown you normally do, but this one is just straight zingers into a twist. I'd put it right up there with the white room and groundhog day. Killed it
😂yes 😂
I came across this in YT shorts but I was not ready for the twist lmao
This is absolutely incredible. The pacing is on point and I was totally caught off guard. You guys rock!
This is, undoubtedly, one of the most underrated videos I've seen on this platform. This is some seriously top quality content. Clever writing, well delivered, and paced from start to finish!
Holy crap guys. Not only is the cinematography and sound really good but you have such interesting sketch stories. The plot twist in this one was hilarious. You just enhanced my lunch break. Well done and thank you!
Your sketches are just on a whole other level every time. You guys deserve so many more views.
“I see you when you are sleeping, and I know when you are awake, because I stop seeing you 😂😂.”
I follow have subscribed to thousands of Channels over the 10+ years I have had this youtube account, but I rarely if ever leave any comment on a video. I'm just so happy to have you guys back making video's. I love the format of the shorts and I find you guys so funny. Thank you so much for coming back! Happy Christmas!
😮☝️ 6:52... You've literally Fed me 💖 Quite literally, you've fed me ... Thank you so much Chris and Jack👉👈
Absolute classic, basically an ethalon of Chris and Jack. An immense joy to watch.
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What did you mean by this
@@LazarusIsBackBaby There's another meaning to this word, it means "a perfect representative of its kind".
This skit represents humor and skills of Chris and Jack perfectly, in my opinion. If someone would like to get to know what this channel is about, I would suggest them to watch this particular video, as an ethalon.
@@8Sigurd etalon* no "h" in there, it's the standard by which one judges something
Well, not where I could see that going! loved the video
10/10. I love the lore for the milk and cookies!!
I did NOT expect that plot-twist. Smart one!
Love how Jack just by default looks like Santa.
Jack DeSanta
"I see you when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake, because that's the point at which I stop seeing you."
The concept itself is hilarious, but the execution as always is top notch
OK I was not expecting that. That was marvelous. This is my first video to ever watch of yall.
As much as I enjoy the other channels participating in this, you guys are on a different level. How do you not have millions of subs?
That Santa smile bit was so good!!
"We got a Silent Night." 🤣Brilliant!
The ending was so dramatic and then the outro music was so cheerful.
This was great! Thanks to Julie and Ryan for directing me to your channel, I've already binged a few videos and I'm sure I'll watch more after work :)
Honestly.. This raised the bar. Absolutely incredible execution! Hilarious and well written. One of your best sketches, easily!
Oh man, I was NOT expecting the Prestige and Jurassic Park references. So perfectly twisted, lol
The lore! So good.
3:45 great subtle JP reference!
After watching this, I know why “I love you so much”. (Which is the most liked comment)
The Prestige plot is GENIUS! Nothing else!
Absolutely amazing. Thank yoy.
Wait this was the funniest chris and jack video in a while! Really loved it.
Y'all are the definition of "criminally underrated"
What a rollercoaster of emotions, incredibly well done
That was absolutely beautiful
"Then ya ain't paying attention."
This may be one of my favorites. Very "white room" vibes
Well, I have a new Christmas tradition now!
I'll be watching this every year with my brother for the holidays.
Thank you guys!
Tots awesome as always. Both the video and you/your team. Great cause and thank you!🎅🏻
Omg the last second double twist at the end that shows he's still alive😂
I always wait for that moment the sketch turns! The M. Night Shyamalan of sketch comedy! Love it!
This is yalls best video to date
The twists and turns from this sketch were insane!!
Just amazing. Absolutely genius. I'd watch an entire film with this plot 😂
I've learned to expect the unexpected with your endings.... and yet you still surprise me! I love it!
Wasn't expecting this to suddenly turn into Hitman. Love it.
I found you for the Comedy Cause from Julie, George, Christian and Nat and you guys are hilarious! Consider me subscribed! I have been watching some of your videos and you guys are genius's and I cannot understand how you don't have more followers. The twists and turns in the writing is incredible!!
Absolutely incredible
Chris’ acting chops on full display here. Jack too
The dispose elf line was great!
You guys knocked it out of the park. This made me smile so much
This is amazing
That was incredible. This might be my favourite skit so far!