Awful PC Games: Iceberg Explorer Review
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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You are a world famous explorer who traverses the perilous dangers of the north pole, collecting bird shit and rocks. You know, like Indiana Jones and Francis Drake.
Developed by kddekadenz
The Game: games.softpedia...
Why listen to me over bigger archeologists like IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy, Destructoid or Gametrailers? Well, I don't just review games from the eyes of a technical, professional explorer. I also review games from the perspective of Hernan Cortes.
I never understood the fuss around Minecraft, while this masterpiece was avaialable for nothing. Talk about under-appreciated masterpieces...
A huge bird crapped a potato? Dang, that must've been painful.
Take a shot everytime Stan says "floating ball of energy"
Dammit Stan, stay out of that icy water, you're gonna get Hippo Fever!
We need to start a Kickstarter to get him a sweater SPAA$111.
My favourite youtubers watch my favourite youtubers.
Hello.
(insert Bad creepypasta referance here)
@@ProGremlinPlayer Go to sleep.
Or don't. It's 9:30 AM
@@IGotThePooDoo Let on foot goes.
his mummy wrote the map~...
I made this a couple of years ago when I was learning game development xD I remember how proud I was of the ice texture back when I made it haha.
Luckily I have grown a lot since then. Thanks for making this video, I laughed a lot xD
IGN: 5/10 Too much water
"There's a Yeti down there smoking some weed" omfg i died
"that's not how it works! you don't just poop out a potato!"
Easily my favorite youtuber, Forget those famous niggabit youtubers who get 20 million comments/ second
this guy is fucking AWSOME
Actually, icebergs CAN be that big, and even bigger.
A floating ball of ENERGY and an asshole with a map! This is priceless!
"you have perished and your adventure has ended" lmao
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS AGAIN FOR YEAR
You missed a Plant
The Titanic reference when you first began to fall into the depths of ocean made me fall out of my chair laughing.
Oh and, the ball of lighting was just the creator of this game being lazy creating good lighting. He just put a ball of light and meh. ( I MEAN FUCKING DIRECTIONAL LIGHTING EXISTS)
Well some of his points are really valid criticisms. But i just love his Ability to miss glaringly obvious things when its right inj front of his face
*stands in huge crater*
*looks at small ditch in the ground*
"what a giant hole, that must have been what killed the dinosaurs"
*climbs out 4 m deep and 10 m wide hole*
and in another review he frankly said," I dont see any doors in here, i will have to restart" while directly looking at a door.
but dont get me wrong, that makes the videos much funnier at times xD
Well, I definitely think his comment about the hole is sarcastic.
There;s actually a glitch in this game where you can fall through the iceberg and see the map from below. ANd yes, I actually did play this game.
I am a potato, I find this offensive!
9:42 it's a spirit bomb
I laughed so hard about that potato
He finds mushrooms on an iceberg and assumes they're a new species; then proceeds to pick ALL of them. thus making them extinct or an invasive species when he takes them home. Good.
I can’t believe this video is 5 years old
10 years old now.
That POOR Bird who had to shit out a potato the size of 2 human heads. R.I.P Birdie.
Thanks so much for uploading these, mate. Love finding stuff I will keep watching
Does anybody remember the name of a dinosaur PC game Stan reviewed some years ago about a time travelling dinosaur, which had a random horse who wanted to race you, killer black spiders and a gorilla who ran a shop on top of the mountain where you could buy the back to the future hoverboard for 200 gold coins? I just wanna play it again.
A hot spring inside an iceberg. xD Wow, that makes sense alright.
you should do a top 10 worst PC games list
" A FUCKING POTATO!" CLASSIC
This must be some magical, enchanted iceberg with a secret cave owned by fairies with hot springs and mushrooms...
>My face when hot-spring inside of an iceberg.
It´s crazy how productive this guy is! Thanks for all the great work!
i just downloaded the game but i just got a bunch of files?
There needs to be a game that lets you create your own journal entries if you don't want the default one
I kept laughing at him saying Potato! :D
lol loved how the 6 year old kid can sink to the bottom of the ocean and still be alive, but when he starts moving toward getting back on the shore, then he dies. I think the story of this game is that Santa Claus hates this kid, so he fakes a whole exploration mission to keep him busy so the kid doesn't bug him
How potatoes can arrive on icebergs? Like coconuts, they can be carried by swallows.
The developer used sand and colored it white.
Hey Stan, I am a HUGE fan of your Awful PC game reviews, and I was going to revisit one of my favourite reviews of all time, your "Street Cleaner Simulator" review.
BUT I COULDN'T FIND IT, WHERE IS IT STAN!?
Hot springs in an iceberg. Right. =D
the glowing ball in the cave was a light source, i guess.
The snow looks like marschmallow.
this game made by platinum arts sandbox engine so that sucks
Please come back stan :(
maybe the game takes place in a time where potatoes are very rare...
I guess nobody will be playing hot potatoe on that iceberg
Early No Man's Sky?
just at the beggining of the game you can see something kinda interesting
"Long live the mighty POTATO!"
i think that the guy who created this game worship a potato god or something
The potato was created by the floating ball of energy.
With captions: do you keep this in mind that got him potatoes mark on your map.
Review the sequel: Iceberg Explorer II: Enter Norway
About the part where you went in the water, you can press F1 to go into edit mode and you can see that at a certain distance, the water says " water, death".
And, it's not even an iceberg. It's conected to the ocean floor. And hot spring can't happen in an iceberg. And how the hell didn't the steam from the hot spring never melt the ice on top?
The game makes no sense.
I have to find the potato - it belongs to a museum! The new Indy Jones Movie.. Indiana Jones and the Last Potatoe™ .. ;o)
I love the comment about the hipsters
You have perished and your adventure has ended.
Potatoes?! How do they work? Don't need no botanist, telling me lies, and getting me pissed
That Titanic bit 💀
i guess this literally unreal engine with simple water and land textures on it and thats it
How many times did he say floating ball of energy?
DLC: club baby seals
And I read it as "Internet Explorer". I was like, sure Stan, everyone already knows that's an awful PC "game".
These hills remind me of Stan plating Minecraft. Good times...
Gee Stan, give this game a break...
For what it's worth, it's a good attempt at an adventure game for a no-budget developer.
Maybe you should have a chat with Nathan Drake, ask where he learned his ropes.
On this iceberg, no doubt.
WTF IS A SPINGSHOORM?!
Thank you for making my lunches so enjoyable! Thanks nyc soho
actually stan some birds have the ability to create vegetables and crap them and they are really comestable
In my opinion, his videos are centered around being for entertainment. If the game looks like it might be fun and if it is free (like this one), he gives you a link to the download in the description so you can give it a try.
"I think somebody's smoking a bong"
Yes. It's the game developer. NARWHAL HORN +30.
when is the next FILM HIGH
11:15 Umm your standing in the hole. Its that entire dent in the ice.
Wow. Never knew icebergs were that big! How the hell did the captain of the Titanic not see one of those? And why didn't Rose move over a little so Jack pull himself up out the water as well?
...this game really makes you think.
Botany is the study of plants, mycology is the study of fungi, Stan.
i had the worst dayof my life today,and yet stan managed to make me smile.Bless you Mr S.
how do you not have more subscribers dude jesus christ, you're hilarious
THIS GAME NEEDS A STORY LINE!! >:(
Mother: "Go, now! The glacier will be your new mother..." :'(
Child: "Yay! I'm an explorer now! YAAAY!! A POTATO!!" XD
Potato: "YES!! I'M FINALLY SAVED!!" :'D
Bird: "Dammit!! I knew I shouldn't have stored my potato on a damn glacier! I'll get you, yet, exlplorer! I'll get you, YYYYEEEEEEETTTTT!!!" DX<
*global warming happens. everyone dies*
Al Gore: "...and that's why we have to stop global warming, er.. I mean.. 'climate change'" ;)
Clearly the creator of the game was such a fan of the snow biomes that he created an extra horm for a creature that never had one. What they have is a tusk which is among the most sensitive part of its body because the'r nerves are on the outside, ramming stuff with your dental pulp is not recomended.
They can ram you with their 15 inches middle friend though, very hornlike indeed.
No no it's freezing cold
this is the games description: Iceberg Explorer is a small first-person exploration game in which you take the role of a daring explorer on an iceberg who looks for the discovery of his life that will probably make him famous...
'probably make him famous.' so there is a chance that you find something but loose the game anyway?
Never heard of this game
its like skyrim with icebergs
he could also have a mummy as a pet.
You too could be famous if you found a potato and hot springs in an iceberg
I'm famous for finding a sandwich in the Everest
Their nextgame could be garden explorer at least there he can find not only potatoes but carrots and even cabage...
If I found a floating ball of energy, I'd be me more famous than an astronaut. lol Most people don't find supernatural things in their daily lives.
the map isn't part of the the game's "Story" it's just there for the player
The potato is the game's tie-in to Portal 2.
He probably meant "It looks like a potatoe, but a potato being out here is stupid, it might be bird poop" which still begs to question "why did I pick up bird poop." Also that whole area around the meteor was the hole, not just that small part it was in. I literally don't care about this game, but you're complaining about stuff without even thinking.
The game also only runs at 30Fps lol
Lol great review as always, but where the hell do you find these games ?
hernan cortes and chistopher columbus aprooves this fantastic exploration
I demand that potato be a meme
2:22 Videogames. Logic *DOES NOT* apply.
APPOTTADOOOOO
No motion blur and a fps cap.
haaaaaaaaaaa !!!!! i found a potato.... (not telling anyone bout the ball of energy).......
Explore the sea a little bit more and maybe you will find R'Lyeh.
Hot springs on an iceberg. My sides lol
I'm pretty sure if the game didn't have a map, you'd be lost.