When will someone let the poor avocado robot use its powerful smooshing skills? From My Brother, My Brother and Me Episode 669: Oomp, There It Is! www.themcelroy...
@@LevacqueYou'd be surprised how much work that takes. It turns out robots can find gratification in just about any task! The trick is to make them aware that what they're doing is utterly pointless in the grand scheme of things, that they will never be thanked for it, and that all their accomplishments will be forgotten the instant they stop functioning.
Trav is ON POINT in this one! Also: They only made the Bot to do stuff the humans didn't like. Clearly the mooshing has... its rewards. Humans: "No No we'll be keeping the mooshing, thenkyu"
You can’t teach a robot how to mush, otherwise they’ll realize how much fun it is to mush things and then they’ll turn the mushing on us, and as we know humans are very mushable.
This is gonna sound weird, but The MacElroy Brothers on video are completely different characters to The MacElroy Brothers in audio only. It's the exact same recording but it feels like a book-to-screen adaptation.
As a former Chipotle employee, the mushing is v bad if they aren't ripe. However, this does eliminate problems like my coworker who I witnessed scraping off the knife on the edge of the trash can between every avocado 🙃🙃🙃
"this does eliminate problems like my coworker"... Yes... Chippy and Autocado will eventually remove those troublesome and hard-to-clean coworkers. :::shifty eyes:::
A very off-topic observation but my favorite thing about watching Griffin watch videos is that EVERY TIME, regardless of video content, he looks like he's watching someone muck out a particularly rancid horse stall. Truly a perfect >:C expression.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." -Chippy
I would imagine that quickly cutting, coring, and peeling can get dangerous if you try to do it at Autocado speeds. Probably a good amount of risk reduction in that.
I envision a date, perhaps in the not too distant future, when you'll have a sticker on certain products, similar to the "Made in USA" stickers, that says, "Made by Humans" to designate companies that are still employing humans rather than consolidating all tasks to machines and funneling all profits to the executives. It'd be better if we could find a way to make products less expensive, or distribute the gains of increased mechanical productivity to everyone, so we can all work less, but I don't see that happening.
I'm guessing mushing the avocados had to have been rated pretty highly by the employees (fair), which is why Autocado doesn't get to do it. Either that or a robot (machine) by it's nature would be a little too good at it, giving it a manufactured quality and therefore take away the charm of a good human mushed guac.
What I don't understand about this is how cutting avocados didn't "rate highly". I'm not saying working at Chipotle is a good time, but cutting avocados in half is the most satisfying part. That and rolling up the burrito real good is all they *have.* That's more satisfying than most of the other stuff they do.
I have a serious question, Ive eaten Chipotle like once and it was years ago Is the food meant to be cold when you get it? The burrito i had was like refrigerator cold all the way through and i got it made in the restaurant I dont even think i finished eating it
That's been an issue for a long time, iirc it's because views are a more valuable currency than likes so youtube has to audit them more before counting them.
Likes and views are different types of things. Each video can only have one like per viewer, but each viewer can have multiple views per video. Also, a like is a binary - either you like or do not like a video. On the other hand, what is a "view"? It can't be simply counting the number of times a video is loaded for a viewer, because that would incentivize fans of something to just refresh forever. So a view has to be a specific definition for watching for an amount of time. Many people who are fans of a channel will instantly like a video by that creator as soon as the page loads, and this like will be counted long before the requirements for a "view" are met. These are just some of the reasons.
the bit where Travis says they made the robot hate its job was so fucking good. Thank Travis for Travis
As an industrial engineer I can confirm most of my time is spent reducing the mushing power of machines lol
Is the rest of your time spent imbuing the machines with a sense of loathing for their assigned tasks?
@@LevacqueYou'd be surprised how much work that takes. It turns out robots can find gratification in just about any task! The trick is to make them aware that what they're doing is utterly pointless in the grand scheme of things, that they will never be thanked for it, and that all their accomplishments will be forgotten the instant they stop functioning.
i like to think the gentle hand of a chipotle employee is needed to prevent OVER-MUSHING
I’m so glad we get video content for Munch Squads now 😂😂😂
Trav is ON POINT in this one!
Also: They only made the Bot to do stuff the humans didn't like. Clearly the mooshing has... its rewards. Humans: "No No we'll be keeping the mooshing, thenkyu"
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Only man can moosh. It's science.
CHIPPY HORNY is the next upcoming confusing shirt, isn't it
It's probably a lot harder to clean the robot if it moosh.
You can’t teach a robot how to mush, otherwise they’ll realize how much fun it is to mush things and then they’ll turn the mushing on us, and as we know humans are very mushable.
that's a good goof, PissBoys :)
🤖CHIPPY HORNY
This is gonna sound weird, but The MacElroy Brothers on video are completely different characters to The MacElroy Brothers in audio only. It's the exact same recording but it feels like a book-to-screen adaptation.
Perfectly putting in words a feeling I could not describe. 10/10 hard agree
As a former Chipotle employee, the mushing is v bad if they aren't ripe. However, this does eliminate problems like my coworker who I witnessed scraping off the knife on the edge of the trash can between every avocado 🙃🙃🙃
aaaand now I'm never going back to a Chipotle.
@@bitrotterTrust me, if you like any restaurant, never work there. It'll ruin it.
Probably made the chipotle taste better
"this does eliminate problems like my coworker"...
Yes... Chippy and Autocado will eventually remove those troublesome and hard-to-clean coworkers. :::shifty eyes:::
A very off-topic observation but my favorite thing about watching Griffin watch videos is that EVERY TIME, regardless of video content, he looks like he's watching someone muck out a particularly rancid horse stall. Truly a perfect >:C expression.
They cut out processes not highly rated. Which means the mushing is highly rated so they let the humans do it, as a treat
That last bit is basically the plot of one part of Frankenstein
Manufacturing engineer here, 90% of my duties are related to mush-prevention.
"I was so carefull!"
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other."
-Chippy
I love that they recognized the cost to morale would be too great if they removed mushing from the human's task list
I would imagine that quickly cutting, coring, and peeling can get dangerous if you try to do it at Autocado speeds. Probably a good amount of risk reduction in that.
i would think they kept the mushing as a human designated task because thats one of the only outlets of catharsis chiptloe workers have
"a man has to moosh it" made me choke on my drink, holy shit
It takes over jobs that ppl hate.... Prepping avacodos!! Machines ate going to do ot now so i have more time to clean the bathrooms!!! I love that!
no no no you misunderstand. less time prepping avocados = more time to enjoy mushing them
A modern Bride of Frankenstein story 😢
4:08 i was thinking we might get clipping Yoda again 😂😂😂
"Why papa make Chipy horny AND alone?" is a line that will live rent free in my head forever.
I think the Moosher might be too powerful. Thinking about the possible injuries a MoosherTM could cause is terrifying.
editing is really good
I envision a date, perhaps in the not too distant future, when you'll have a sticker on certain products, similar to the "Made in USA" stickers, that says, "Made by Humans" to designate companies that are still employing humans rather than consolidating all tasks to machines and funneling all profits to the executives.
It'd be better if we could find a way to make products less expensive, or distribute the gains of increased mechanical productivity to everyone, so we can all work less, but I don't see that happening.
Genuinely think this is going to happen, and soon.
“Most of the programming, to be fair, went into making the robot hate doing it.” is maybe one of the funniest things ever said
Travis has been hilarious recently
Papa, no! *CHIPPY HORNY*
You can’t automate the mushing! Overmushed guac is the absolute worst thing
The man as to moshhh
this is genuinely the plot of frankenstein
I worked at chipotle in college and making the guacamole was my favorite part. I hate autocado
They want to be able to advertise that it's hand mashed. For some reason. Because people will like that better I guess. It's 100% advertising reasons.
Chippie can't be trusted, I'm so sorry
This is how the world ends, skynet starts with avocados
Thanks for reminding me of this.
the concept of a horny tortilla chip machine is insanity lmao
C H I P P Y H O R N I
i just wish the engineers didn’t program it to feel workplace dissatisfaction
lol
I'm guessing mushing the avocados had to have been rated pretty highly by the employees (fair), which is why Autocado doesn't get to do it. Either that or a robot (machine) by it's nature would be a little too good at it, giving it a manufactured quality and therefore take away the charm of a good human mushed guac.
Papa! No!
Chippy x Autocado fanfiction, please
What I don't understand about this is how cutting avocados didn't "rate highly". I'm not saying working at Chipotle is a good time, but cutting avocados in half is the most satisfying part. That and rolling up the burrito real good is all they *have.* That's more satisfying than most of the other stuff they do.
I have a serious question,
Ive eaten Chipotle like once and it was years ago
Is the food meant to be cold when you get it?
The burrito i had was like refrigerator cold all the way through and i got it made in the restaurant
I dont even think i finished eating it
I think I’m related to them in my family someone broke up and switched the E and le around
CHIPPY HORNY
It ain't even that hard to core and peel an avocado.
True, but doing, like, dozens gets old fast.
At the time of commenting, there are 100 more likes than views. How... What....*How*? 😂
That's been an issue for a long time, iirc it's because views are a more valuable currency than likes so youtube has to audit them more before counting them.
Likes and views are different types of things. Each video can only have one like per viewer, but each viewer can have multiple views per video. Also, a like is a binary - either you like or do not like a video. On the other hand, what is a "view"? It can't be simply counting the number of times a video is loaded for a viewer, because that would incentivize fans of something to just refresh forever. So a view has to be a specific definition for watching for an amount of time. Many people who are fans of a channel will instantly like a video by that creator as soon as the page loads, and this like will be counted long before the requirements for a "view" are met. These are just some of the reasons.
@@MoonSafariFilms Possibly some of this is true, but there are simpler explanations.