I caught a few Amazon delivery drivers doing that with my packages. Every time that happened and I showed Amazon the recording I was refunded. Even worse is I still see some of those drivers still delivering packages for Amazon.
@@BeAmazed I don't know for sure, but in Baltimore when you report any misdemeanor crime usually the police don't even arrest the person. You need to file a police report, and take it to the courthouse.
@@BeAmazedas one of the flex drives I can tell you 3 things: 1. She is an independent contrator not an amazon employee, the job is Amazon Flex and works a lot like door dash or Uber. 2. The worst that driver got was a ‘missing package’ ding on their account which takes a lot of them to get removed from the program. Amazon doesn’t care enough to do proper investigations. 3. They really are stupid! WTF would anyone do that? Just mark the package as ‘missing’ from the car and you’d never even have to be on the property.
@@BeAmazedsomething similar happened to my mom, she had ordered medical equipment, LIFE SAVING stuff, and the driver refused to deliver LIVE SAVING things, and the manager was on the driver's side, luckily we never got that driver again since about a year ago and now we have the chillest guy I've met
My mom got her credit card stolen once, and the thief went to the apple store and tried to spend $8500. The bank was suspicious, so they called my mom, and she confirmed it wasn't hers. Then, they shut down the credit card and gave it back to my mom. The thief was so stupid for not accounting for that 😂
So many thieves are downright idiotic for that one thing alone... They tend to forget that there's ways to track a lot of stuff. Not to mention all the cameras everywhere
I can do you one better. A thief hacked my Instacart account and tried to buy $2,500 worth of stuff. My bank flagged it with a text to me, I logged on, and the idiot was talking to a driver trying to get a $60 sent over. I reached out to the driver, told them the order was fraudulent and to cancel it right away. And the thief was dumb enough to put their home for the delivery, so guess where I sent the cops
Where I used to work, we had another delivery driver steal a credit card number and when my bosses were suspicious after the lady called, instead of laying low he went around yelling other drivers how to steal them and sell them 🙄
If there's a criminal stuck in your window, do you *have* to call the cops to remove him? Or can you just wait a couple of days to see if he goes away on his own? Maybe build one of those wooden plaques you put moose heads on around him and take some selfies? Get a tennis racket and sell tickets to a "spank-a-thief" booth on the outside of your house; $1 per whack, 5 for $3?
Personally, I'd have made him breakfast first, then when I say down to eat my breakfast, I'd leisurely call the cops while we both ate. Just a little added insult.
We need a part 3 of these, my dad’s warehouse door got cut open and it is so good to watch these, also my dad’s thief might also be stupid, they tried to steal a motorcycle but didn’t even cut the hole big enough 😂😂😂
The policeman literally just waiting for the guy at the bottom of the escalator? 😂🤣😂 And on top of that! The thief didn't even try to run for real UNTIL he got on it! 🤣🤣🤣
That's one thing about porch-pirates that gets me. They don't even know if the package is at all valuable. In fact, 9 times out of 10 it probably only has value to the person who ordered it. Thinking over my last 25 purchases, that would apply to all 25. Unless they want a facial mask cream, cactus fertilizer or cat litter and the like. Porch-pirating IS the stupidest crime of all time. Sort of off-topic but, just recently, I happened to see a delivery driver arrive at my door just as I passed it. So I opened the door. They had to take a picture of the delivery so I held it up and smiled while she took the photo-- We both laughed. LOL!
I had a delivery person who took a photo of her hand giving the package to my hand. I thought that was hilarious. Holding it up, like you did sounds more fun. 😁
They do it because there are no penalties for thieves anymore. I ve seen people driving their cars down a neighborhood, stealing every package they find. If only two of them were valuable then they made more money than you in a day. The cops just record the incident and unless these thieves get caught multiple times they LL never face jail time
@@zackaryritz3498Not in my country it isn’t. If you mess with the U.S postal service you are stealing from the government and it gets upgraded to a federal crime. That’s a serious offense that can result in hefty fines and up to 5 years in prison.
Amazing how the couple at the restaurant just sat there, not doing anything to get their phones back. Like "Oh, you took my phone? Fair, mate, I'm sure you need it more than I do".
I got hit by porch pirates once. They got 20 pairs of size 10 cotton old ladies panties (very large). A few days later the opened package appeared on my porch. Guess they had at least a little bit of a conscience.
10:28 I heard about this, apparently the police put it there as a means of identifying/deterring bike thieves, but they didn't seriously think anyone would be stupid to do it right outside the police station 😂😂 This is also a very common system here in the UK, you'll be surprised at the number of people who get caught every week...
If i saw a dino tryina rob me, id probably just sit there dumbfounded for a few seconds before demanding they give anything they took back, and if they dont... Well, at that point its time for unga bunga mode
14:50 Okay… Who has the audacity to place their hand on a piano while a pianist is in the middle of performing in the first place? That already made me mad before she stole the money.
If you look up the full story, you'll know she already put her hands on his piano once before dropping it to the ground and later doubled down hard like she wasn't guilty of anything and didn't take any money. That's a crazy birch
Some dude tried to rob my parents takeaway one night, and it was just me at the counter. He came in with a large wire stripper tool, and told me to open up the till. But I just pointed up above my held where there was a camera staring down at him. He then tried to play it off as a prank and said he wanted to order, I just told him to fk off, which he promptly did. But the funny thing was that the camera wasn't even working, and hadn't for around three years then, but a camera outside by the Indian caught him running off and struggling to get on his bike before going off frame.
@@pompasduris ah so in Britain, people like to say “let’s order a Chinese” meaning let’s order a Chinese takeaway. In this case I meant Indian takeaway.
@@ricksaburaiThe tool it self was quite large and could do some serious damage, I assume it was a some sort of wire cutting tool but I'm not too familiar with them,
The saddest part about the amazon worker stealing the package right after delivering it is that after the picture is taken and sent, amazon considers it "delivery confirmation" and "whatever happens to the package afterwards is out of their hands"
To be fair to the guys in 5:01, I don't think it's the cameras they're trying to avoid...it may be the motion sensors. I am not certain how sharp modern ones are, but my dad taught me to bypass our sensors in a building we owned by dropping to the floor and crawling. It did work.
oh god, Be Amazed, if this was a try not to laugh challenge, we all would probably lose lol. If I was a thief( ofc I am not), my planning would be much much better. Good job with the thieves punishment of online shaming lol
I remember back in 2017 I use to work for a security agency at Weiss grocery store site. I had just got done talking to a friend of mine who was dealing with a stalking ex. Next thing I knew a customer yelled out for security and claimed the guy walking the other direction away from my side of the exit doors stole her purse. The idiot decided to face me for a good 30 seconds; enough time for me to id him to call the local authority to charge him as soon as I said excuse me. He then decided to run to the local bus stop for his getaway vehicle. The local police called the transit authority for possible assistance until they arrived which happened as it turned out to be on the bus just arriving where he was as I was approaching. His partner come to find out decided it was a smart idea to jump a neighbor's fence. That particular house ironically happened to have a German Shepard that pinned him.
Don't you mean.. "Thinking INSIDE the box?" Imagine totally convincing yourself that a cardboard box on your head as a disguise is a genius & logical idea! 🤣🤣🤣
In my small home town there were some crackheads literally known throughout town on a first name basis.. thought they could go into the mine facilities which are mostly unused now. Notice i said mostly. The building he chose had the most copper cuz it also housed the power for an entire section of town. Smashed the cabinet lock off with an ax, next swing went into the main power line inside the cabinet. Backup power kicked on but they found him the next day (probably 4 hours later). His grave has a small metal marker but always has old worthless electronics, empty beers, change, and occasionally small bongs as a joke because even though everyone knew him we all knew not to trust him and he always asked for beer or money 🤣
Interestingly, there used to be a show called 'World Dumbest Criminals' and at times some of the clips were hilarious. Also it went on for 16 season, so you have a lot of catching up to do.
I could NOT take Lee seriously when he was flashing the peace sign looking all pissed off 🤣 I know it means something like “up yours!” or something in the U.K., but in the U.S., it’s just the peace sign, no matter which way your hand is facing, so he’s angrily giving the camera a peace sign to me 🤣
So many years ago I worked at a KFC in Florida. We had one of those water tank game where you drop in a quarter land on the bottom platform win a prize. One day a guy came in, walked up to the counter and grabbed it and attempted to run off. Me and the boss stood there and made bets as to how far he'd make it. See the thing is it had 40 gallons of water in it. So 320 pounds of water plus the change = not far. He put it down after only 3 steps and ran out.
On modern cars, you can leave the car open and running, and thieves still can't steal it. If the key is not inside the car, the gas pedal and gears are automatically disabled. I know, because i tested it on mine.
10:23: It says "POLICE" right there on the window, man. How did you imagine stealing a bicycle right outside a police station was going to go? The only dumber thing I can think of is the occasional story of some idiot trying to rob a gun store.
Robbers do get successful with gun store heists occasionally. But, unlike with gun stores, police stations are likely more staffed, more surveilled, and the guys _do not_ let that stuff go ever. So I think those are the real stupidest ones.
Watching the thief steal the bike from the police station, I noticed the flashing blue lights at the end of the clip, which tells me that some cop had to leave the station, get in her car and drive to the scene of the crime lmao 😂😂😂
One time my neighbor stole our garden chairs and drove down an ally. Little did he know he drove by my cousins house where a 6 year old me was standing right next to the road. A chair fell out of his car and I immediately knew it was mines. He was caught, and probably not charged but he did get yelled at by my dad. He died on my birthday this year (May 3)
Little funfact, as an Amazon ex-employee. That was a FLEX driver, based on her lack of Amazon badge and using her personal vehicle. These are independent contractors, like Uber or Doordash. Every single stop, package tracking number, package scan, delivery photo, and unplanned break is tracked by the driver's app to the MINUTE. And not only that, the location of the driver is precisely tracked to within a meter or two. All in real time by local warehouse staff. In other words, she's lucky if she wasn't caught before she returned her tote at the end of her route.
We had a lot of porch robbers in our town, so we adopted a lot of fake amazon packages that spark or flicker when touched. Never had a missing package since 😂
Advent calendars are a thing here (countdown to Dec 24th) and mum keeps giving them to me and my brother despite us being young adults by now. A few years back, mum dropped one off outside my brother's apartment, intent on making it a surprise for when he got home from work/opened the door. She doesn't do that unannounced anymore since someone had the audacity to steal it. Unlike other years, this was "only" a chocolate advent calendar (one small choc a day) from a grocery store but imagine if it had been one of the homemade ones with a little more thought put into it? "Here kiddo, got you an advent calendar this year! Where did I get it? Well, I stole it from some guy who got it from their parent." While porch/door pirates aren't as common here as they are in f.ex the US, evidently, they do exist...
I caught a few Amazon delivery drivers doing that with my packages. Every time that happened and I showed Amazon the recording I was refunded. Even worse is I still see some of those drivers still delivering packages for Amazon.
that's crazy, how the heck did they keep their jobs after that?
@@BeAmazed I don't know for sure, but in Baltimore when you report any misdemeanor crime usually the police don't even arrest the person. You need to file a police report, and take it to the courthouse.
@@BeAmazedas one of the flex drives I can tell you 3 things:
1. She is an independent contrator not an amazon employee, the job is Amazon Flex and works a lot like door dash or Uber.
2. The worst that driver got was a ‘missing package’ ding on their account which takes a lot of them to get removed from the program. Amazon doesn’t care enough to do proper investigations.
3. They really are stupid! WTF would anyone do that? Just mark the package as ‘missing’ from the car and you’d never even have to be on the property.
@@BeAmazed I’m a such big fan!
@@BeAmazedsomething similar happened to my mom, she had ordered medical equipment, LIFE SAVING stuff, and the driver refused to deliver LIVE SAVING things, and the manager was on the driver's side, luckily we never got that driver again since about a year ago and now we have the chillest guy I've met
My mom got her credit card stolen once, and the thief went to the apple store and tried to spend $8500. The bank was suspicious, so they called my mom, and she confirmed it wasn't hers. Then, they shut down the credit card and gave it back to my mom. The thief was so stupid for not accounting for that 😂
So many thieves are downright idiotic for that one thing alone...
They tend to forget that there's ways to track a lot of stuff. Not to mention all the cameras everywhere
I can do you one better. A thief hacked my Instacart account and tried to buy $2,500 worth of stuff. My bank flagged it with a text to me, I logged on, and the idiot was talking to a driver trying to get a $60 sent over. I reached out to the driver, told them the order was fraudulent and to cancel it right away. And the thief was dumb enough to put their home for the delivery, so guess where I sent the cops
Where I used to work, we had another delivery driver steal a credit card number and when my bosses were suspicious after the lady called, instead of laying low he went around yelling other drivers how to steal them and sell them 🙄
He wasn't thinking outside the box nor was he thinking inside the box🤣
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he was thinging the box
Bro became box
He was thinking between the box
or thinking in general
You know you fumbled when your stupid acts are chosen for one of Be Amazed’s videos 😂😂
Or on an episode of World's Dumbest.
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@@KalebUnger a lot of criminals try to rob places without wearing a mask then the cops can find them real easily
“I love hearing criminal bloopers. It makes me feel so much better about myself.” - Trevor Philips
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@@JCC3wasTakenyeah in a random event where you pick up a woman on the highway near paleto bay and she talks about a job gone wrong
If there's a criminal stuck in your window, do you *have* to call the cops to remove him? Or can you just wait a couple of days to see if he goes away on his own? Maybe build one of those wooden plaques you put moose heads on around him and take some selfies? Get a tennis racket and sell tickets to a "spank-a-thief" booth on the outside of your house; $1 per whack, 5 for $3?
I did the third one to my friend when he kept talking.
Personally, I'd have made him breakfast first, then when I say down to eat my breakfast, I'd leisurely call the cops while we both ate. Just a little added insult.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Help me step-officer, I'm stuck!"
Watcha doin' there step-burglar?
We need a part 3 of these, my dad’s warehouse door got cut open and it is so good to watch these, also my dad’s thief might also be stupid, they tried to steal a motorcycle but didn’t even cut the hole big enough 😂😂😂
you gotta admit, the 1st one is actually very smart. the robber just forgot about one major component
You gotta be fucking braindead and blind dude 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly. He just forgot or didn't know that there are night security 😅
That is indeed true
The policeman literally just waiting for the guy at the bottom of the escalator? 😂🤣😂
And on top of that! The thief didn't even try to run for real UNTIL he got on it! 🤣🤣🤣
That's one thing about porch-pirates that gets me. They don't even know if the package is at all valuable. In fact, 9 times out of 10 it probably only has value to the person who ordered it. Thinking over my last 25 purchases, that would apply to all 25. Unless they want a facial mask cream, cactus fertilizer or cat litter and the like. Porch-pirating IS the stupidest crime of all time.
Sort of off-topic but, just recently, I happened to see a delivery driver arrive at my door just as I passed it. So I opened the door. They had to take a picture of the delivery so I held it up and smiled while she took the photo-- We both laughed. LOL!
I had a delivery person who took a photo of her hand giving the package to my hand. I thought that was hilarious. Holding it up, like you did sounds more fun. 😁
They probably do it because it's a low risk crime compared to other forms of theft. That and they are probably only thinking that it might be valuable
They do it because there are no penalties for thieves anymore.
I ve seen people driving their cars down a neighborhood, stealing every package they find.
If only two of them were valuable then they made more money than you in a day.
The cops just record the incident and unless these thieves get caught multiple times they LL never face jail time
@@melexdy ☹ This society is getting worse and worse all the time.
@@zackaryritz3498Not in my country it isn’t. If you mess with the U.S postal service you are stealing from the government and it gets upgraded to a federal crime. That’s a serious offense that can result in hefty fines and up to 5 years in prison.
Amazing how the couple at the restaurant just sat there, not doing anything to get their phones back. Like "Oh, you took my phone? Fair, mate, I'm sure you need it more than I do".
I think the thief had a gun.
yeah - it's called the 'don't make sudden moves while a psycho with a gun is within firing range' not 'cool with being robbed'
I'm addicted to watching these videos
Yes.
Sameee!
11:01 the fact that the police department themselves posted this is the best part
last place to steal from is in front of cops
They were like: We‘ll show the world how to not steal
I got hit by porch pirates once. They got 20 pairs of size 10 cotton old ladies panties (very large). A few days later the opened package appeared on my porch. Guess they had at least a little bit of a conscience.
They were probably afraid you’d eat them after seeing how huge your underwear is
Only in Canada would the homeowner be nice enough to give the thief advice.
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@@eduard162-v1h I see that. Unreal
"You can't park there, sir."
and the thief apologizes 3x while trying to run :P
Reminds me of Ownage Pranks 😅
10:28 I heard about this, apparently the police put it there as a means of identifying/deterring bike thieves, but they didn't seriously think anyone would be stupid to do it right outside the police station 😂😂
This is also a very common system here in the UK, you'll be surprised at the number of people who get caught every week...
Who needs to "take them down to the station" when you're literally AT the station?
You know you’re miserable when the victim tries to help you even escape
10:56 why the flip would you try and rob from a police station 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Robber: All I saw was "Free Bike!" Reading the sign that said "Gladstone Police" was too much work 😂
I love the whimsical music that accompanied this video. It was perfect!
Remember kids, a truly smart person won't even commit crimes to begin with
good one
To begin with, only people are able to like this comment
The stupidity of some criminals is truly astounding!
If any of these wantwits tried white-collar crime, they'd probably show both sets of books to the audit team by mistake!
Like you right lol jk
I think stupidity is a prerequisite for being a criminal
Bro, if I saw a. Dinosaur robbing me I wouldn't even be mad.
I would straight up die from laughing
Same
I thought you were talking about an elderly person but then I got to the recording
Honestly I'd laugh too
Jurassic Theif
If i saw a dino tryina rob me, id probably just sit there dumbfounded for a few seconds before demanding they give anything they took back, and if they dont... Well, at that point its time for unga bunga mode
Love watching these!
Same
Me too
The commentary and the music add so much to these already hilarious videos 😂😂
14:50 Okay… Who has the audacity to place their hand on a piano while a pianist is in the middle of performing in the first place? That already made me mad before she stole the money.
It was probably her plan to mess with the piano to steal money while people were distracted
If you look up the full story, you'll know she already put her hands on his piano once before dropping it to the ground and later doubled down hard like she wasn't guilty of anything and didn't take any money. That's a crazy birch
The music never gets old, masterpiece.
Some dude tried to rob my parents takeaway one night, and it was just me at the counter. He came in with a large wire stripper tool, and told me to open up the till. But I just pointed up above my held where there was a camera staring down at him. He then tried to play it off as a prank and said he wanted to order, I just told him to fk off, which he promptly did. But the funny thing was that the camera wasn't even working, and hadn't for around three years then, but a camera outside by the Indian caught him running off and struggling to get on his bike before going off frame.
What is an Indian?
@@pompasdurisEither a citizen of India *or* an excessively heavy, underpowered American motorcycle.
@@pompasduris ah so in Britain, people like to say “let’s order a Chinese” meaning let’s order a Chinese takeaway. In this case I meant Indian takeaway.
...what did he plan to do with a wire stripper anyway? I swear even a regular table knife is more menacing.
@@ricksaburaiThe tool it self was quite large and could do some serious damage, I assume it was a some sort of wire cutting tool but I'm not too familiar with them,
2:05 It looks like he was more accurately thinking strictly inside the box...🤣
Omg i love the T Rex one, even if it may be fake, still made me laugh
The saddest part about the amazon worker stealing the package right after delivering it is that after the picture is taken and sent, amazon considers it "delivery confirmation" and "whatever happens to the package afterwards is out of their hands"
One of several reasons why I don't buy from Amazon.
What's funny is I just stare at them as the drive up somehow that works as a deterrent I've never had a package stolen
10:22 man that is some terrible luck. What are the odds there police were inside that building at that exact time?
21:38 "what a stupid theif. Do,do,do,do,do,do" GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂
7:21 Quite considerate of the thief to let everyone else leave 🤣
I AM coming back To this in the year 2060 if I am still alive.
Bookmarked.
see you in 36 years 🫡
And me in 2040, i.e. may not be this channel.
@@BeAmazed I’m a such big fan!
14:38 the very definition of the phrase, “Congratulations, you played yourself!” 🤣
Bruh ☠☠️.
So happy a new video was uploaded!!!!❤❤❤❤
9:05 “misiswaguagwa Canada” 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂😂😂
To be fair to the guys in 5:01, I don't think it's the cameras they're trying to avoid...it may be the motion sensors. I am not certain how sharp modern ones are, but my dad taught me to bypass our sensors in a building we owned by dropping to the floor and crawling. It did work.
Is it just me or are these ALWAYS the best ones?! 😂
I love these ones too, can't lie 😅😂
I’ve been laughing since 😂
4:50 mission impossible LMFAO 😂
Paul Blart (mall cop) sure did his job! lol
the hero of our time
Be Amazed's british sarcastic narrator STRIKES again XD
10:48 cue the irish cop accent, "Alright, what're we doing here me boy?"
OMG hilarious! Love the baby shark reference!
4:49: The Rolling Dopes
6:19: A classic uphill struggle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
24:16 You can hear people laughing in the background
Sooo glad you brought this and “People found in weird places” back!!
oh god, Be Amazed, if this was a try not to laugh challenge, we all would probably lose lol. If I was a thief( ofc I am not), my planning would be much much better. Good job with the thieves punishment of online shaming lol
I remember back in 2017 I use to work for a security agency at Weiss grocery store site. I had just got done talking to a friend of mine who was dealing with a stalking ex. Next thing I knew a customer yelled out for security and claimed the guy walking the other direction away from my side of the exit doors stole her purse. The idiot decided to face me for a good 30 seconds; enough time for me to id him to call the local authority to charge him as soon as I said excuse me. He then decided to run to the local bus stop for his getaway vehicle. The local police called the transit authority for possible assistance until they arrived which happened as it turned out to be on the bus just arriving where he was as I was approaching. His partner come to find out decided it was a smart idea to jump a neighbor's fence. That particular house ironically happened to have a German Shepard that pinned him.
Don't you mean.. "Thinking INSIDE the box?" Imagine totally convincing yourself that a cardboard box on your head as a disguise is a genius & logical idea! 🤣🤣🤣
Always good stuff. So glad I subscribed 😂
pretty sure the gate dude ran away because of the big ass dog you can clearly see on the other side of that gate 19:31
😂😂😂😂 got to love these kinda thieves 😂😂😂NICE GOING
Thief: (breaks into random house)
Owner: “WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!”
Thief: “I’m not!”
In my small home town there were some crackheads literally known throughout town on a first name basis.. thought they could go into the mine facilities which are mostly unused now. Notice i said mostly.
The building he chose had the most copper cuz it also housed the power for an entire section of town. Smashed the cabinet lock off with an ax, next swing went into the main power line inside the cabinet.
Backup power kicked on but they found him the next day (probably 4 hours later).
His grave has a small metal marker but always has old worthless electronics, empty beers, change, and occasionally small bongs as a joke because even though everyone knew him we all knew not to trust him and he always asked for beer or money 🤣
That dino was great 😂
By 6:45 my brain was practically SCREAMING at the thieves to do something different
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Interestingly, there used to be a show called 'World Dumbest Criminals' and at times some of the clips were hilarious. Also it went on for 16 season, so you have a lot of catching up to do.
This gives me hope for humanity
I could NOT take Lee seriously when he was flashing the peace sign looking all pissed off 🤣 I know it means something like “up yours!” or something in the U.K., but in the U.S., it’s just the peace sign, no matter which way your hand is facing, so he’s angrily giving the camera a peace sign to me 🤣
13:36 this is just like the scene from the movie _Snatch._ !!!!
8:46 ah yes- just casually giving tips to a criminal trying to escape from the crime scene.
This is my favorite narrator.
21:25 I hate you now I’ve got baby shark stuck in my head 😂🤦♂️
6:30 what level of stupid do you have to be to try and run UP a DOWN escalator?!
Love the video ..that first one was hilarious 😂
21:39 Go ahead, do your worst. I still blissfully have no idea what the baby shark song even sounds like
8:47 you know you're lousy thief when your potential victim is giving you advice on how to get away
So many years ago I worked at a KFC in Florida. We had one of those water tank game where you drop in a quarter land on the bottom platform win a prize. One day a guy came in, walked up to the counter and grabbed it and attempted to run off. Me and the boss stood there and made bets as to how far he'd make it. See the thing is it had 40 gallons of water in it. So 320 pounds of water plus the change = not far. He put it down after only 3 steps and ran out.
Whoever thought dinosaurs could ever steal a package. 😂
Stealing is stupid, I think no one should resort to theft.
20:10 The Prison Book Club was a scheme???
That escalator thief 🤣
YAAAY new video! im so happy, and my favorite voice too!
The dinosaur one had me dieing of laughter XD
His teenage frame was too skinny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best line I heard today
On modern cars, you can leave the car open and running, and thieves still can't steal it.
If the key is not inside the car, the gas pedal and gears are automatically disabled.
I know, because i tested it on mine.
19:41 I assumed he ran away from the dog you can see coming 😅
The one with the escalator, I just cracked up laughing 😅
Funny video‼🤣Part 3 please❕
I was at a Walmart one time and I saw someone steal a button off of a sweatshirt😂😂
Be Amazed, I find these videos very funny! Are you going to make a part 3 at some point?
10:23: It says "POLICE" right there on the window, man. How did you imagine stealing a bicycle right outside a police station was going to go? The only dumber thing I can think of is the occasional story of some idiot trying to rob a gun store.
Robbers do get successful with gun store heists occasionally. But, unlike with gun stores, police stations are likely more staffed, more surveilled, and the guys _do not_ let that stuff go ever. So I think those are the real stupidest ones.
Watching the thief steal the bike from the police station, I noticed the flashing blue lights at the end of the clip, which tells me that some cop had to leave the station, get in her car and drive to the scene of the crime lmao 😂😂😂
The guy who stole the gate actually ran away from the quiet dog that suddenly showed up. 🤣
Honestly looked more like the gate was running away with him to me.
22:50 is hilarious I fell out my chair 😂😂😂😂😂
One time my neighbor stole our garden chairs and drove down an ally. Little did he know he drove by my cousins house where a 6 year old me was standing right next to the road. A chair fell out of his car and I immediately knew it was mines. He was caught, and probably not charged but he did get yelled at by my dad. He died on my birthday this year (May 3)
mines? Is that a word?
@@pompasdurisit is ;-;
0:05 watching too much stealth movies be like:
Little funfact, as an Amazon ex-employee.
That was a FLEX driver, based on her lack of Amazon badge and using her personal vehicle. These are independent contractors, like Uber or Doordash. Every single stop, package tracking number, package scan, delivery photo, and unplanned break is tracked by the driver's app to the MINUTE. And not only that, the location of the driver is precisely tracked to within a meter or two. All in real time by local warehouse staff.
In other words, she's lucky if she wasn't caught before she returned her tote at the end of her route.
8:24 when my toddler tried to steal snacks but I already caught them 😂😂😂
When I saw the Toyota on the mound of snow I thought of the band Snow Patrol!😂
We had a lot of porch robbers in our town, so we adopted a lot of fake amazon packages that spark or flicker when touched. Never had a missing package since 😂
6:46 favorite part of the whole video 😅
Advent calendars are a thing here (countdown to Dec 24th) and mum keeps giving them to me and my brother despite us being young adults by now.
A few years back, mum dropped one off outside my brother's apartment, intent on making it a surprise for when he got home from work/opened the door. She doesn't do that unannounced anymore since someone had the audacity to steal it. Unlike other years, this was "only" a chocolate advent calendar (one small choc a day) from a grocery store but imagine if it had been one of the homemade ones with a little more thought put into it?
"Here kiddo, got you an advent calendar this year! Where did I get it? Well, I stole it from some guy who got it from their parent."
While porch/door pirates aren't as common here as they are in f.ex the US, evidently, they do exist...