@@FlamingHomelessMan Also, just as someone who loves watching Table Top RPG One Shots in general, as well as full campaigns, from many different channels across youtube... This group is also just really good. Calli's a fun host and better than many GMs you see on youtube. Shame that, because of the idol-nature of Vtubing, Calli and Kronii can't just do more holosalt with irl Vesper and Dez.
Dang, I watched this the first time I didn't even know it was Vesper's last I took a liking to his personality after the therapy session with Kronii. He's underrated fr
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056Maybe not directly, I don't think they had anything to do with Vesper and Magni leaving. However, the fact there's been no more EN Hololive/Holostars collabs since, that's suspicious.
@@perotekku very suspicious indeed. Just a few months ago, fwmc were praised for "not cheering on holostars" during their relay for the holoexpo when in reality they are just too scared to even show support on the boys because guess whos gonna cancel them if they do? Right, their own fanbase
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 Sorry, I’m new to the vtuber community. Is the term “unicorns” just a polite and soft way to call these fans degenerate incels?
Magni is such a good role player. He’s always able to come up with such witty and clever lines in the heat of the moment. Kronii’s back and fourth with the gang was hilarious and I loved how Kris’ existence became an inside joke. It was obvious how much vesper was enjoying himself, finally being a player in a ttrpg and his impressive attention to detail was evidence of that. Calli was a great DM organising the whole thing, setting it up, arranging the music and backgrounds all while playing so many characters and executing the narrative. Everyone did so great this stream and it was a real treasure
100%. A mere upvote isn't enough to show my appreciation for your comment. Dez is really impressive in both TTRPG sessions. Charismatic narcissism at it's finest. I really hope to see him at it again.
@@purebaldness Yeah, he’s a real (holo)star. You can tell he has fun with these characters and his maxed out intelligence stat really comes into play with the improv
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *1* (Start: 7:44) --------- *[On* *This* *Episode* *of* *Snowpiercer…]* 1:53:04 “So we have a *Snowpiercer* *Situation”* 2:10:18 “Seems like a *Snowpiercer* *Situation”* 2:58:26 “It’s times like this I think.. *What* *Would* *Chris* *Evan’s* *do?”* *[SCENES]* 30:43 Setting the Stage 32:06 *Scene:* The Church 41:06 *Scene:* Clappington’s Sermon 48:38 *Scene:* The Reverend Returns 1:08:00 *Scene:* Buried In the Desert / The Outhouse Boys… 1:23:00 Scene: Waking up in the Desert 1:31:38 *Scene:* Billy’s Ranch 1:46:33 *Scene:* Train Station (Hostage plan) 1:51:55 *Scene:* Peasant Car 2:32:37 *Scene:* Luggage Cabin 2:49:04 *Scene:* Getting to more classy Cars 2:57:00 *Scene:* The Royal Train Cart 3:31:39 *Scene:* So Anyway, they Started Blasting 3:54:30 *Scene:* TRAUMA 4:00:12 *Scene:* Back In Town / Facing the Reverend 4:13:21 *Scene:* Riding Off into the Sunset *[A* *Few* *Moments]* 19:46 *Kronii’s* *Feather* *Drives* *Vesper* *Cr@zy* 32:57 How did Cookie Callabahn Meet Saint Clappington? *(Silence)* 45:38 They Released a Sequel.. *Bible* *2!* 1:04:24-1:05:24 HAT MATH 1:17:39 *A* *Hard* *Action* = 1:18:09 *FART* 1:34:04 No "Used" Horses allowed: "I don't’ know About that Billy… They’re *_used”_* 1:55:06 *”Magic”* *Trick:* The Great Clappington From the East! 3:02:53 *Saint* *Speech* *100:* What is a Friend? 3:08:50 “That kid” / "One of those *_train_* *_kids"_ * --------- *COMPILATIONS* (Full Timestamps in Replies) *[AMEN!]* 7:58 Amen! 35:26 AMEN! 43:13 AMEN! 53:12 *Sheriff:* "Does That Child Have a home?” *Kris:* "I.. I am a Follower of the lord.. AMEN! " 56:21 "The Holier man won! AMEN!" 56:30-56:35 Does Kris Have a home? “The lord's home is my home” AMEN 3:01:08 *Business* *Woman* *Ruby:* “You can’t just buy Your way into any game you have to be important!” *Clappington:* Who’s more important than…. God?” 3:02:16 " "I am an assistant He collects money from.. God living people.. AMEN!" 3:46:39 *Amen* *Mother* *F***r”* *[VIOLENCE* *IS* *THE* *ANSWER]* 1:26:11 *“BLAT* *BLAT!”* Kris is a Violent child.. 1:38:15-1:39:05 *KILL* *1:* *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7* 1:41:43 *Clappington:* “You know what’s not dead? The stuff in his pockets” / *Calli:* "This is a bad man" 1:48:46 *Kris:* "Might we just nab some ticket by putting a gun in their face?" 1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington 2:30:00 We could... Shoot them? 2:50:15 It's too early to kill people? / “Billy’s Just resting” 2:37:20 Can I consider Shooting this Dog..? (It’s a poodle) 2:41:51 *Kris:* “I wanted to feed him *Bullets* *of* *Love”* 3:44:18 Offering Barclay a Duel To the Death 3:37:24 *KILL* *2:* RIP Guard… 3:37:54 *KILL* *3:* RIP second guard… 3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…* 3:49:26 Kris Pulls out His Gun! / 3:49:41 *Kris:* ”Maa’m, Look at My Arm…” 3:50:37 Surrounded by Cowboy’s / "Might I offer you just a few bucks.. *to* *shoot* *this* *woman* and leave us alone?" 3:51:46 *Cookie:* “No no no no.. We’re not asking _them_ to kill you.. _we're_ gonna kill you! Don’t’ worry.” 3:54:39-3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff! 4:12:27 *KILL* *6:* The Good Reverend Devilin... is Dead. *[Cookie* *Flashing* *his* *Eye* *Talian* *Pagliacci]* 1:36:56 Cookie Flashes Billy 1:59:21 Cookie Flashes The Train Conductor / 2:00:25 *Eye-Talian* *Proof:* “do the thing with the hand” 2:25:27 Cookie Flashes The Cowboy’s on the Train 3:11:54 *Betting* *the* *Pagliacci* *Gun!* *Mamama* *Mia!* *[Silly* *Little* *Boy* *Hands]* 3:16:32 *“Why* *Don’t* *you* *show* *them* *Your* *little* *Boy* *hands…”* 3:18:30 "My SlLLY Little Boy Hands…" 3:36:21 Rolling Hustle, Kris Tries , but his *SlLLY* *Little* *B0Y* *Hands* Drop all the winnings *[Kris’* *Trauma]* 1:39:05 *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7* / 1:39:26 Blinded Kris Saw nothing.. “He dropped some *cookie* *tray..”’* 1:39:59 Cookie's Covered in Blood.. Saint Clappington!, Can you mind the Splash Back!" 1:40:22 "A Man of his age.. Spilling _lemonade_ all over himself.." 1:44:26 Kris Learns the horrifying truth Saint Clappington Killed Billy.. / 1:44:52 *Kris:* At Least you checked his pockets right? 3:54:55 “We have plenty of funds for therapy now” 3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff! 3:56:35 *Kris* *is* *Traumatized...* 3:57:35 Clappington Absolves Kris of his Sins 3:59:52 More *Traumatized* *Kris…* 4:00:43 Cookie and Clappington Try and Convince Kris The sheriff might have survived… 4:02:52 Kris is Most wanted man in the West…. 4:14:40 *Kris:* "Money will help with my Trauma.." (90%) *[Clappington's* *Child* *Abuse]* 1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted… 1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington 1:51:13 “I just want to see my dad one last time...” - Kris 1:52:25 *Clappington:* “We have to play to our strengths, Kris” 2:16:11 *Gambling* *The* *Altar* *Boy:* “I _also_ have this Boy….” 2:28:15 *Clappington:* “Kris, You know I would never put you at risk Right?” 2:44:16 *Clappington* *To* *Kris:* “I Need you to be useful For once” 2:45:06 *I’m* *Only* *10,* *But* *Ok….* - KRis 2:50:35 *Kris* *Get’s* *Booped* *on* *the* *n0se* / “I’m an Adult!“ 3:04:48 Poor Kris is sent to the *corner...* 3:08:24 *Kris* *is* *booped* *on* *the* *n0se* *again 3:09:36 Kris is ready anytime/ "stay in the *corner.."* 3:17:53 The Boy’s been sickly since birth... / “Back to the *Corner* with you!” --------- *CHARACTERS* *[KRIS* *Scarface* *Reynolds]* 15:58 Played by *Kronii* *[Saint* *Clappington]* 18:35 Played By *Magni* 19:08 *Gun:* Gucci Gun 19:14 He has a *Tiny* *Hat…* *[Cookie* *Callabahn]* 20:16 Played by *Vesper* 20:55 *Debt:* Owes a bounty hunter a *_foot_* 33:50 Cookie’s ahead of his time! His *Pumpkin* *Spice* *Latte!* *[Ned/Ted/Fred* *Emerson]* 37:05 An Altar Boy of the the Reverend’s Church 38:05 *Clappington:* “Well -Ned- Ted/Fred.... 1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted… *[Timothy* *Backwater]* 44:18 *Timothy* *Backwater:* The man who questioned Clappington's Sermon style *[The* *Reverend:* *Louie* *Devilin]* 48:38 The Reverend Returns! 55:54 The Reverend Leaves the church: "There will Be Retribution!" 4:09:11 Life and Death with the Reverend *[Billy]* 1:32:41 *Billy:* The Ranch Owner is a widower *[Br’ish* *time]* 2:53:02 The Bri’-si Man who’s fluent in Italian *[P0ny* *Mitchel* / *The* *Outhouse* *Boys…]* 1:13:27 *P0ny* *Mitchel* of the *_Outhouse_*_ _*_Boys…_* 3:41:03 Using them as a distraction, *The* *Outhouse* *Gang* Steal all the Treasure! *[Ruby* *Applegate]* 3:01:08-3:02:01 Ruby Introduces themselves / Why is there a child here? 3:07:33 - *Ruby* *Applegate,* The Dame of Diamonds 3:09:55 No Milk From Ruby... Kris is Lactose intolerant? 3:10:32 Ruby wagers 50 of her nicest Diamonds 3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds 3:14:20 *2* *Guns?!* / *Clappington* *Bets* *his* *Gucci* *Gun!* Getting Ruby’s Attention… 3:15:12 Ruby’s Taken a Shlne to Clappington’s gun 3:34:51 *Clappington* *Takes* *Ruby* *Hostage!* 3:35:58 Threatening Ruby "Please Don't mess up my hair!" - Ruby 3:48:19 Ruby Walks out of the cart and Points a gun at them *[Barclay* *Frans]* 3:06:18 Introduction: *Barclay* *Frans,* The Jack of Jewels 3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds 3:29:56 *POT* *TWIST:* Barclay was the one Cookie owes a *foot* *debt* to! 3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…* 3:47:00 Callabahn Takes Barclay's Other Foot.. --------- *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* *IN* *THE* *REPLEIS* --------- o7
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *2* --------- *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* 7:24 BGM Change 7:44 *HOWDY* 7:58 Amen! 8:05 They’re Here! *(In* *144p)* 8:54 Character Figures Drawn by Magni 9:15 Nice hats! *[Introductions]* 9:25 *Calli:* DM / Narrator 9:39 *Vesper:* Cookie Callabahn 10:24 *Magni:* Saint Clappington 11:16 Magni’s Equipment: Cigarette Case / His Thor Gucci Gun 12:33 Did Dez get his gun from The good paying people of the church? 13:12 *Kronii:* Kris Scarface Reynolds 14:10 n The west, If you shoot someone, they’re dead. 14:52 -Sir- _SAINT_ Callpington --------- *CHARACTERS* *[Kris* *Scarface* *Reynolds]* 15:58 Played by *Kronii* 16:05 *Stuff:* Knife That kills _only_ Rattlesnakes 16:17 *Big* *Deal:* Kid with the Golden Arm 16:26 If they feel unlucky with their dice, they can play cards to make an action happen / Kris can sacrifice that Card *To* *kill* *anyone* All kills = Trauma) 17:04 If Kronii gets Traumatized, What happens? 17:23 *Gun:* Deringer (Seldgehammer) 17:36 *Debt:* Wanted for Stage Coach Robbery 17:42 *Reputation:* Cheat at Cards *[Saint* *Clappington]* 18:35 Played By *Magni* 18:43 *Big* *Deal:* Black Eyes 19:02 *Debt:* Owing cash to the money Man 19:08 *Gun:* Gucci Gun 19:14 He has a *Tiny* *Hat…* 19:46 *Kronii’s* *Feather* *Drives* *Vesper* *Cr@zy* *[Cookie* *Callabahn]* 20:16 Played by *Vesper* 20:18 *Big* *Deal:* Salt of the Earth 20:30 Can make anyone sharing a meal with him answer one question truthfully 20:55 *Gun:* Legacy Gun (Pagliacci) 20:55 *Debt:* Owes a bounty hunter a *_foot_* 21:12 That is their Cast! / "On the lookout for Anyone's Foot" 21:31 Two Cookies? --------- 21:48 *OVERVIEW* *OF* *THE* *RULES* 22:36 *How* *Throwing* *Down* (Rolling) *Works* 22:45 *6* *Sided* *Die:* 1-3 = Failure / 4-6 = Success 23:02 Their personal Qualities will add up toin the dice pool 23:14 *Eg.* Cookie rolls a Squint Roll 24:40 *Eg.* Kris wants to shoot a feller 25:44 *Risky* *Actions:* The narrators flips a coin as well 26:25 *Hard* *Actrions:* Exceptionally hard (You can only set one goal for an action) 26:48 They Can help Each other out, but if something Bad happens they share the consequences 27:27 *What* *is* *Grit?* 29:01 Other characters will have Grit as well 29:38 They Can Recover Grit By Resting / Cooking 29:55 (Time passes while Resting/ Their are clocks Calli’s keeping for certain events.. --------- *TTRPG:* *THE* *DUNCES* *OF* *THE* *DYING* *WEST* --------- *SETTING* *THE* *STAGE* 30:43 *Start!* 30:55 Moving away from the Gunshop, and hading out to the *Dessert..* 31:12 *The* *West* *Is* *Dying…* 31:42 Our story begins with 3 Outlaws… --------- *SCENE:* *CHURCH* 32:06 Saint Clappington has taken over the Reverend Louie Devilin’s Church… 32:57 How did Cookie Callabahn Meet Saint Clappington? *(Silence)* 33:50 Cookie’s ahead of his time! His *Pumpkin* *Spice* *Latte!* 34:35 Clappington: "Would you really be trusting you religious duties to a man with Devil In his name?" 35:26 AMEN! 35:36 What’s *Kris’* *Day* *Like?* 37:05 There’s also an Altar Boy Name *Ned* *Emerson* here 37:27 The Young altar boy Ned approaches the group, and warns they might want to clean up the church before the Reverend returns.. 38:05 *Clappington:* “Well -Ned- Ted/Fred.... the only thing that needs to be tidy, is your soul.. *(Also* *I’ll* *shoot* *him)”* 39:37 What will he do for Today’s Sermon 40:35 People File into the church... *[Clappington’s* *Sermon]* 41:06 *Clappington:* “Many of you are probably wondering where Sir Devilin is... Well, he’s run away!” 41:36 *Sermon* *Story:* Many years ago on a.. _Tuesday..._ 42:02 A Man So Thirsty he could Drink the entire ocean (42:13 On a _Tuesday_ mind you) 43:13 AMEN! 43:30 *Kris* Questions the logic behind drinking an entire ocean… 44:18 *Timothy* *Backwater* Asks Clappington why He’s not reading any Bible scriptures like The reverend.. 44:54 Clappington’s answer… / 45:38 They Released a Sequel.. *Bible* *2!* 47:08 Rolling a swindle roll to Convince everyone of the Bible 2! 47:47 The people are convinced! *[The* *Reverend* *Returns]* 48:38 *Enter:* The Reverend! 49:08 Offering the Reverend on of cookies pumpkin spice latte 50:16 *Sheriff* *Morrison* (OL, PINK) Introduces themselves 51:48 The Sheriff is a god Fearing Woman understand... But the Reverend REFUSES To share the Church 52:10 Cookie Callabahn hands the Sheriff his pumpkin Spice Latte 53:12 *Sheriff:* "Does That Child Have a home?” *Kris:* "I.. I am a Follower of the lord.. AMEN! " 53:51 *AYO?* 'I see You got a couple alter boys.. I'm watching you.." (The sheriff Leaves) 54:45 Who keeps the Church? Time for An Old Fashioned Preach Off? 55:54 *The* *Reverend* *Leaves* *the* *church:* "There will Be Retribution!" 56:21 "The Holier man won! AMEN!" *[Who* *Keeps* *The* *Church* *money?]* 56:30-56:35 Does Kris Have a home? “The lord's home is my home” AMEN! 57:07 How much Cash do they have? / Discuss who should keep Tithes from the people... 57:43 Discussing their Debt (I'm in Dire need of a Foot! - Cookie ) 58:09 Clappington’s *Frozen* *yogurt* *place* Didn't work out..* 58:40 Why Doesn't Clappington sell his Gucci Gun? 59:06 Shouldnt you be More conservative as a Saint? / 59:42 “Take life one step at time” 1:00:12 *Kris:* “That’s my life Savings” *Clappington:* "You just got that rIght now!” 1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted… *[Eating* *Cookeis* *delicious* *Meal]* 1:01:16 It's time for Dinner! 1:01:48 Kris is a picky Child / "I've been Eating Pumpkin for the past 2 Years" - Clappington 1:02:32 If hhey're tired of Pumpkin.. 1:02:56 Where Does Cookie Get Their Pumpkin's From? *“The* *Lord* *provides* *it!”* 1:03:25 Cookie makes the most Delicious Pumpkin ever *[HAT* *MATH]* 1:04:24 Having Formed a posse, What do they choose to Call themselves? 1:04:43 Two And a Half Hats? 1:05:13 1.75 Hats 1:05:24 *HAT* *MATH* 1:06:16 “This is why we call them the Dunces of the wild west"- Calli 1:06:42 As they discuss the math behind their hats, the group get tired.. and find themselves sleeping on the floor.. --------- *SCENE:* *BURIED* *IN* *THE* *DESERT* *[Captured* *in* *the* *ground]* 1:08:00 The Group Awake, Buried neck Deep in the Desert.. / 1:08:18 “NOT Again!!!” - Clappington 1:09:27 Squinting into the night, Cookies parses out 3 Different Figures… 01:10:52 A large Round boy, a cowpoke, and a tough Old Lady 1:11:12 *Kris* *shouts* *For* *Help:* "I've been held Hostage!" 1:12:29 The Group Gets *Slapped!* 1:13:02 Money Is King 1:13:27 *Pony* *Mitchel* of the *_Outhouse_*_ _*_Boys…_* 1:13:57 Saint Clappington Tries cutting a Deal… 1:15:49 Rolling swindle.. 1:17:02 Attempting to escape, Clappington tries firing his gun despite being buried Deep into the sand 1:17:39 *A* *Hard* *Action* = 1:18:09 *FART* *[Forced* *Into* *A* *Heist]* 1:18:36 Pony Mitchel Recognizes The name: Kris Reynold’s Scarface, and his cheating reputation.. 1:19:01 Kris Is just so “Cracked” at cards, everyone thinks he’s cheating 1:20:22 *Describing* *The* *Heist:* A high stake Poker Game on a A Train 1:21:47 The group Agree to the Heist.. 1:22:01 Laughter Cut short 1:22:35 They Get Punched Out into Sleepy Land --------- *Continued* *In* *Part* *3* *Below*
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *3* --------- *SCENE:* *BILLY’S* *RANCH* *[Waking* *Up* *in* *The* *Desert]* 1:23:00 The Posse wakes up after having been Dug up and left on the desert floor 1:23:16 Using the *well* *used* *knife,* Kris easily kills the *rattlesnakes* surrounding them 1:24:58 Clappington’s plan to send Cookie in To Gamble 1:26:11 *“BLAT* *BLAT!”* Kris is a Violent child.. 1:27:32 They’re all very slow… (Pumpkin Spice Debuff?) 1:28:44 *Sand* *Flies* *into* *Kris’* *Eyes,* and he’s unable to see for the next 30 minutes.. 1:29:08 Spotting a ranch with some horses / 1:30:14 “Or we can eat them afterwards!” - Kris 1:30:42 *Kris:* "The *Backstreet* *boys* are out to get us" / *A* *Leash* *for* *the* *Child…* *[Billi’s* *Horse* *Ranch]* 1:31:31 Aproaching the Ranch, Someone Comes out to greet them... 1:31:53 Kris is an example of A Sinner’s Life 1:32:25 Saint Clappington asks the ranch owner some questions.. 1:33:50 The Ranch owner is a widower Named *Billy* 1:34:04 *Haggling* *for* *the* *Horses:* 3 Cash Per horse? "I don't’ know About that Billy… They’re *_used”_* 1:36:30 "Look at this boy, Look at how malnourished he his... Can we Come in and grab some lemonade?" 1:36:56 Cookie Flashes is *Eye* *Talian* *Pagliacci!* *[Killing* *Poor *Billy..]* 1:38:15 *Clappington:* "While he’s distracted, I'm gonna walk up and shoot him in the back!" (Rolling) 1:39:05 *KILL* *1:* *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7* 1:39:26 Blinded Kris Saw nothing.. “He dropped some *cookie* *tray..”’* 1:39:59 Cookie's Covered in Blood.. Saint Clappington!, Can you mind the Splash Back!" 1:40:22 "A Man of his age.. Spilling _lemonade_ all over himself.." 1:41:14 Cookie Goes into the house and sees it’s full of pictures of Billy and his wife / *Calli:* That man's dead now” 1:41:43 *Clappington:* “You know what’s not dead? The stuff in his pockets” / *Calli:* "This is a bad man" 1:42:20 Clappington let’s the *pigs* run Free 1:43:16 *Could* *Kris* *Ride* *the* *pig?* *[Naming* *their* *horses]* 1:44:00 “First order of business, we’ve got to name these steeds” - Clappington 1:44:12 “I hereby dub my steed... *Billy!”* 1:44:26 Kris Learns the horrifying truth Saint Clappington Killed Billy.. / 1:44:52 *Kris:* At Least you checked his pockets right? 1:45:30 Kris names the other horse *Sllly!* --------- *SCENE:* *TRAIN* *STATION* 1:46:32 Catching up to the train by horse, they arrive at the Train Station 1:47:40 Needing to get on the train / 1:48:17 Thinking of "Negotiating" for tickets... 1:48:46 *Kris:* "Might we just nab some ticket by putting a gun in their face?" 1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington 1:51:13 “I just want to see my dad one last time...” - Kris --------- 1:51:55 *SCENE:* *THE* *PEASANT* *CAR* *[Entering* *The* *Train]* 1:52:25 *Clappington:* “We have to play to our strengths, Kris” 1:53:04 “So we have A *Snowpiercer* *Situation”* 1:55:06 *”Magic”* *Trick:* The Great Clappington From the East! 1:56:25 A minute Later.. The gun flies back to his hand… 1:57:34 The conductor walks through and asks Everyone for their tickets… 1:58:08 The Peasant Car? (The group try and convince the conductor they should be in the Rich Cart for Crosby's Game) 1:59:21 *Cookie* *Flashes* *His* *Pagliacci* / 2:00:16 *Eye-Talian* *Proof:* “Do the thing with your hand” 2:01:13 The conductor scrolls through *Microsoft* *Word* 2:01:57 Conductor is unconvinced… Eye-Talian Heritage Rejected 2:04:37 Kris: "What if we go on the Roof?" 2:05:04 Clappington’s Idea to Disguise themselves in rich Clothing / 2:05:19 *“What* *If* *I* *Talk* *like* *this?”* *[Empty* *Cart]* 2:06:16 Moving Forward Into the Next Peasant Car 2:06:37 Squinting, Cookie Looks around for luggage 2:09:31 Clappington opens a window and looks ahead to see there are 10 or so carts ahead… 2:10:25 “Seems like a *snowpiercer* *Situation”* 2:11:56 Who Should be their Player for the Poker Game? 2:11:37 *"It* *would* *be* *too* *obvious* *for* *the* *known* *cheat* *to* *cheat!"* *[Peasant* *Cowboy* *Gambling* *Cart]* 2:12:41 Entering the Next Cart, They hear someone win with a royal flush 2:13:11 Time To Gamble: Clappington wants to Assert Dominance (+ a cigarette) 2:14:45 Offering to cleanse their sins as a Wager / if them to spread a _Rumour.._ 2:16:07 *Gambling* *The* *Altar* *Boy:* “I also.. have this _Boy….”_ 2:16:26 "Hooowee!! This preacher is f*** up!" 2:18:31 Upping the Deal: 2 Dollars + The Boy 2:18:54 *kris:* “I’m going to die in a a week of terminal C@ncer..” 2:20:00 Getting them to agree to use Cookies' Loaded Deck *[Card* *Game* *VS* *Cowboy’s]* 2:21:27 Playing Cards 2:21:56 *RAH* *ROH!* Trying to swindle with 0 Swindle… 2:23:53-2:24:19 *Best* *of* *3!* Cookie Callabahn Wins! 2:25:27 Cookie Flashes His *Pagliacci* 2:25:36 Telling the Cowboy’s Why they Want to Enter Crosby's game with Rumours 2:26:20 They don't look that part... *[Planning* *How* *to* *Get* *to* *the* *luggage]* 2:28:15 *Clappington:* “Kris, You know I would never put you at risk Right?” 2:28:50 Clappington’s Plan 2:29:26 *HEEEELLP”* 2:30:00 "We could... Shoot them?" 2:50:15 It's too early to kill people? / “Billy’s Just resting” 2:30:55 Moving over to another Cart --------- *SCENE:* *LUGGAGE* *CABIN* *[Luggage* *Cabin]* 2:32:37 Seeing Luggage belonging to people they Don't; know 2:33:37 Rolling Squint, Nobody appears to be inside... 2:35:15 Rolling Class “I ain’t got no Class” - Cookie 2:35:43 Kris also Can’t Discern anything Classy… 2:36:27 *A* *Dog* *Begins* *Barking!* / 2:36:39 Cookie decides to feed the dog *Rattlesnake* Meat 2:37:20 Can I consider Shooting this Dog..? / It’s a poodle 2:37:30 *Kris:* “Do you think I’ll be Traumatized If I shoot an animal?" *Calli:* ”I'm gonna Make you Traumatized!” *[Gaining* *A* *Debt* *to* *the* *Sheriff]* 2:38:09 *Sheriff* *Morrison* *Enters!* / "I’m Changing Sheriff!" - Clappington 2:39:04 The Sheriff temporarily Leaves 2:39:24 Cookie and Kris still Can’t find anything Classy.. 2:40:01 At the very Last minute.. *Kris* *manages* *to* *Find* *a* *fancy* *Case!* 2:41:14 *Sheriff* *Morrison* *Enters* *The* *Cart* 2:41:40 Coming up with Excuses to tell the Sheriff 2:41:51 *Kris:* “I wanted to feed him *Bullets* *of* *Love”* 2:42:09-2:43:03 Straight Talk Failure after Failure… 2:43:51 Sheriff Morrison Leaves to go check the cart behind them 2:44:16 *Clappington* *To* *Kris:* “I Need you to be useful For once” 2:45:06 *I'm* *Only* *10,* *But* *Ok….* 2:45:46 With the Sledgehammer Gun, Kris Shoots off the the link Between the Cars behind! 2:46:04 They now Owe A Debt to the sheriff… 2:46:32 Did The Sheriff Survive? 2:47:08 If they don’t pay back their debt to the sheriff, it will become part of their reputation 2:48:00 A Dusky Blue Cowboy 2:48:22 Kris Looks like an Adult in his New jet black Drip --------- *SCENE:* *TRAVELING* *TO* *THE* *CLASSIER* *CARTS* 2:49:04 As they make their way Up the train, The surrounding Cowboys Look at them i new found awe.. 2:49:41 Talking to the *Bartender* 2:50:35 *Kris* *Get’s* *Booped* *on* *the* *n0se* / “I’m an Adult!“ 2:51:26 Arriving at a slightly Classier Cart… 2:53:02 *Br’ish* *time* 2:54:11 *Eye-Talian* *Cookie:* “Bonjourno!” / 2:54:24 *Kris:* “Do the Gesture ..” 2:55:06 *Clappington* *Makes* *a* *Good* *point!* Swindling their way inside Mr. Crosby/s Game… --------- *Continued* *in* *part* *4* *Below*
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *4* --------- 2:57:00 *SCENE:* *THE* *ROYAL* *CART* 2:57:32 “I kinda want to take the carpet later..” - Kris 2:57:56 Coming up with a Plan 2:58:35 “It’s times like this I think.. *What* *Would* *Chris* *Evan’s* *do?”* *[Convincing* *the* *Rich* *to* *Let* *them* *Join]* 2:59:00 The Group Try And Enter the Card Game.. 3:00:52 Cookie Carefully Flashes his *Pagliacci* 3:01:08 *Business* *Woman* *Ruby:* “You can’t just buy Your way into any game you have to be important!” *Clappington:* Who’s more important than…. God?” 3:02:01 Ruby Introduces themselves / Why is there a child here? 3:02:16 " "I am an assistant He collects money from.. God living people.. AMEN!" 3:02:38 Crosby at the head of the table Still Isn't willing to let them play 3:02:53 *Saint* *Speech* *100:* What is a Friend? 3:03:44 Betting a whole 2 Dollars? 3:04:27 Mr. Crosby agrees to allow them to play 3:04:48 Poor Kris is sent to the *corner...* *[Formally* *Introducing* *the* *Players]* 3:05:00 - *Oliver* *Crosby* 3:05:16 - *Seth* *Ogourmand,* The Copper king 3:06:18 - *Barclay* *Frans,* The Jack of Jewels 3:06:56 Poor Kris is told to be quiet… 3:07:33 - *Ruby* *Applegate,* The Dame of Diamonds 3:08:24 *Kris* *is* *booped* *on* *the* *n0se* *again…* 3:08:50 “That kid” / "One of those *_train_* *_kids"_ * 3:09:36 Kris is ready anytime/ "stay in the *corner.."* 3:09:55 No Milk From Ruby... Kris is Lactose intolerant? *[Making* *Their* *Wager]* 3:10:12 Clappington and Cookie Take a seat at the Table 3:10:32 Ruby wagers 50 of her nicest Diamonds 3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds 3:11:08 *Tiny* *Hat?* / He’s a Funny one! 3:11:54 *Betting* *the* *Pagliacci* *Gun!* *Mamama* *Mia!* 3:13:28 Crosby Compares their Gun To everyone elses High stake wagers 3:14:09 “It’s a really nice gun though!” -Kris 3:14:20 *2* *Guns?!* / *Clappington* *Bets* *his* *Gucci* *Gun!* Getting Ruby’s Attention… 3:15:12 Ruby’s Taken a Shlne to Clappington’s gun *[Trying* *to* *Use* *their* *Loaded* *Deck]* 3:16:32 *“Why* *Don’t* *you* *show* *them* *Your* *little* *Boy* *hands…”* 3:17:53 The Boy’s been sickly since birth... / “Back to the *Corner* with you!” 3:18:30 "My SlLLY Little Boy Hands…" 3:18:47 Oliver Crosby Rolls Squint, And throws Their Cards out 3:20:08 *RISKY* *ACTION:* Crosyb's At max Suspicion 3:22:13 Looking out the window, Cookie spies Something odd… *[THE* *HIGH* *STAKES* *POKER* *GAME]* 3:23:02 Wagering their 2 Guns (And 2 Dollars) 3:24:30 Vesper Uses His Legacy gun Effect 3:25:04 A 3 Way Tie! 3:25:30 It’s Time To DUel 3:26:25 Cookie Squints and learns 3:27:30 Clappington Starts activating his minute long Thor's hammer Ability 3:28:41 Cookie Accuses Barclay Of Cheating! 3:29:56 *POT* *TWIST:* Barclay was the one Cookie owes a *foot* *debt* to! *[SO* *ANYWAY,* *THEY* *STARTED* *BLASTING]* 3:31:39 *Kris:* "Can I shoot a warning shot?" 3:32:55 Kid Fires his Sledgehammer Straight Through the Train Ceiling 3:33:31 Everyone's Distracted for one turn By Kris's shot 3:34:51 *Clappington* *Takes* *Ruby* *Hostage!* 3:35:37 Asking Kris to put all the winnings in his big Hat 3:35:58 Threatening Ruby "Please Don't mess up my hair!" - Ruby 3:36:21 Rolling Hustle, Kris Tries , but his *SlLLY* *Little* *B0Y* *Hands* Drop all the winnings 3:37:24 *Kill* *2:* RIP Guard… 3:37:54 *Kill* *3:* RIP second guard… 3:38:47 Barclay attempts to Fire at Cookie 3:40:24 Held at gunpoint by Kris, Crosby leads him to the Cart with all their treasures when… *[The* *Outhouse* *Boys’* *Secret* *Plan* *Succeeds]* 3:40:42 They Group hear an Explosion coming from the car Ahead! 3:41:03 Using them as a distraction, *The* *Outhouse* *Gang* Steal all the Treasure! 3:41:51 *Clappington:*"Well, We can't let these Guys Live Now..." *Cookie:* "I know, They all have to die" 3:42:01 *Cooki:e* "we should let Ruby live, Lets kill everyone else" *Kris:* "Hey why are we letting Ruby live?" 3:42:28 *Cookie:* "We should Execute at least one of them..." 3:42:42 Giving them a chance to Run away.. 3:43:00 Seth Begs for his Life 3:43:11 *Kris:* "Actually, before we let them go.." / “Kris, You savage” - Clappington *[DUEL:* *Barclay* *VS* *Clappington]* 3:43:59 "STRIP!" / Barclay will not be stripped down! 3:44:18 Offering Barclay a Duel To the Death 3:45:15 It’s about High noon… 3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…* 3:46:39 *Amen* *Mother* *F***r”* 3:47:00 Callabahn Takes His Other Foot.. *[RUBY’S* *Revenge?]* 3:47:26 Seth Escaped, and Ruby is nowhere to be found until… 3:48:19 Ruby Walks out of the cart and Points a gun at them… 3:49:26 Kris Pulls out His Gun! / 3:49:41 *Kris:* ”Maa’m, Look at My Arm…” 3:50:37 Surrounded by Cowboy’s / "Might I offer you just a few bucks.. *to* *shoot* *this* *woman* and leave us alone?" 3:51:46 *Cookie:* “No no no no.. We’re not asking them to kill you.. _we're_ gonna kill you! Don’t’ worry.” 3:53:44 Successfully Persuading the Cowboys to Leave them Be *(D10* *VS* *D6* *Mix* *up)* *[TRAUMA:* *Kris* *Kills* *the* *Sheriff!]* 3:54:39 The sheriff arrives! *OL* *PINK* is here.. 3:54:55 “We have plenty of funds for therapy now” 3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff! 3:56:35 *Kris* *is* *Traumatized...* (100 People watched him murder the sheriff in cold blood) 3:57:35 Clappington Absolves Kris of his Sins 3:59:06 Clappington empties the hat full of Diamonds and Valuables in the air as a distraction for the them to Escape 3:59:52 More *Traumatized* *Kris…* --------- *SCENE:* *ESCPAING *BACK* *IN* *TOWN* 4:00:12 Escaping into the Desert 4:00:43 Cookie and Clappington Try and Convince Kris The sheriff might have survived… 4:02:28 Arriving back in the same town Of the sheriff they just killed… 4:02:52 Kris is Most wanted man in the West…. 4:05:19 *(Human* *Horse* *Sounds)* 4:08:51 Heading over to the Chapel / (PNG Calli) 4:08:42 Whispering For Ned *[Life* *and* *Death* *with* *the* *Reverend]* 4:09:11 The Reverend Swings the door open and Holds a gun at Clappington’s Face 4:09:56 Cookie and Clappington Fire at The Reverend 4:10:35-4:11:11 *Saved* *by* *The* *Cigarette* *Case!* 4:11:31 *BGM* *Kicks* *in!* 4:12:27 *KILL* *6:* The Good Reverend Devilin... is Dead. 4:12:40 *Cookie:* “I spit on the Reverend and I drop the severed Foot of Barclay on his Chest” --------- *SCENE* *RIDING* *OFF..* 4:13:21 Running off Into the Sunset, They have nothing… 4:14:03 Their Plans! 4:14:46 *Kris:* "Money will help with my Trauma.." 4:15:07 Riding off into the Sunrise Anything Could happen , The West is dying 4:15:28 *THE* *END* --------- 4:16:55 How Did they Feel about GUN? 4:20:09 And Outlaw City / Kris is now the God of The outlaws 3:23:26 Thanks for tuning in! PEACE! --------- o7
I like how in both TTRPGs that Dez has participated in, he's played as a character that is an absolute psychopath. An incredibly hilarious psychopath, but a psychopath nonetheless. Would love a sequel to this session so we can see Two And A Half Hats get their revenge on Outback Steakhouse. Amen!
@@dooderino2237 Tempus has a D&D 5e run on Vesper's channel where he DMs the HQ boys. So far it's two sessions with one being streamed live and another pre-recorded and split up into 20-minute videos.
I really love how ruthless Calli was GMing for this and kept drawing out the best and worst from her players. Some actions seemed so obvious to do instead but her pressure really made them make such entertaining decisions.
I do appreciate that she never left them with only one way out. It takes a good dm to be able to roll with whatever their players throw their way and never railroad them onto one path. She wasn't too easy on them, but left them plenty of room to improv and think of their own solutions (to mixed levels of efficacy but full levels of comedy)
I never realized I wanted a Blood Meridian/Snowpiercer crossover until now. Magni is _way_ too good at playing the sleazy swindler, even when he nearly commits child trafficking. Vesper is perfect as the seemingly straight shooter who happily takes part in all the insanity. Kronii was just _waiting_ to get her gun off, and did it in the most spectacular, disastrous way. And of course Calli did a wonderful job with narrating and the variety of accents. That final showdown was the perfect way to end it, and now there's enough story left for a potential sequel. Amen!
I loved that session, all the characters were so memorable. It was basically an Always Sunny episode set in the west. Can't wait to see these outlaws again.
This one shot was intense. Big ups for Kris coming in clutch at the price of his sanity. The dynamic from these three really made this experience a great one.
I don't usually watch any of these 4 individually all that much, but my lord, when it comes to collabs, this is by far and away my absolute favorite collab-group. They are fricking hilarious together and I wish the 4 of them collabed more often.
Bill, Sheriff Morrison 7 Man, I'm kinda sad to see all these characters go since it's a oneshot, knowing you'll never see them again feels like such a waste. Thanks for GMing, Mori!
Considering what they said at the end, I think there is a decent chance, that we will see a continuation. I think it's declared as a One-Shot because Calli doesn't want herself and the players feel _obliged_ to continue due to what happened with the last part of MythBreakers. If they decide to continue then it's an awesome surprise, but Calli will not be constantly bombarded on all channels with "When is the next part coming?!?!?!" comments _expecting_ a part 2.
I'm back. After some time got to see Advent, Promise, Justice and of course Myth with Calliope leading a new squad at GUN. loved these peeps all together and still do. This was great!
@@muhammadhamiz7318 I won't link anything on Calli's video. Won't take much Googling to figure out what Vesper goes by now. As for Lancer, they haven't started playing, just in the planning stages. Not sure if Magni will also be joining or not.
This was so freaking funny. Poor Kris getting dragged along in all of Saint Clappington's insane schemes coupled with Callabahn's perfect comedic timing as the (kind of) straight man was downright hilarious. Everyone did a really great job roleplaying and playing off of each other! Plus I gotta say, Calli's VA work was truly a highlight of the stream. As a DM myself that's a skill I envy quite a bit, it adds so much to the immersion and really helps to bring the world to life. And that climatic (and chaotic) stand off at the end was the perfect finish! AMEN MOTHERFUCKER
The image of Saint Clappington scooping up Kris as he curled-up to a fetal position is an imagery that will live rent-free in my head. Splendid roleplay for this one-shot (get it?) session.
only took me over a year, two plane rides to and from breaking dimensions and an afternoon with the looming next GUN session the next day to watch all of this AMAZING oneshot. calli cooked so well for this as she usually does, salt was one hell of a gang. miss em
revisiting this one because I really miss their dynamics, holoSALT will be my favorite collab group of all time. hella lots of great moments here, but 1:29:58 and 3:16:35 never fails to make laugh lmao. thanks for the amazing memories man, I wish you both nothing but happiness in your future endeavors. o7
Everyone, when they see Kris with the Saint :"Hey kid, do you need help?" Kris :" I'm fine." . . . . Kris at end of session:"I'm not fine, i need therapy."
This was a really fun one-shot, especially with Magni's bullshitting skill, Vesper's logic and impromptu, and Kronii's trauma. 10/10 would kill again XD Next time, I look forward to Calli being able to play and see how she goes about things XD
THIS WAS SO FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOD!!! This stream was a BLAST! Calli did great with the GM! You had fun with the voices, things moved at a smooth pace, and ran the game very well! It was enjoyable the whole way through and the story and world you crafted were great! Vesper as Cookie was fantastic! The only sane man in the group, prefers the sensible option but will take the chaotic route if he feels necessary (which is almost always)! You can tell how much fun he was having! "Gentleman." Magni was freaking HILARIOUS! Saint Clappington is a hoot and a half just from character creation and he was even more so when we got to see him in action. In the best way possible, he was the Chemical X this game needed to be humorously chaotic and it was awesome. Kronii did an amazing job too, the kid who turned into the scapegoat for any situation. The one we expected to be the first to draw blood or be the resident psychopath ended up traumatized at the end, but still had crazy ideas and plans when they felt necessary! A great mix to the chaos! This stream was awesome. If you stream GUN again, I'd love to see it. If you try out that mecha TTRPG or have another game with Vesper or anyone else as GM, I'd love to see that too! When this group comes together, chaos and hilarity are guaranteed. You four knocked it out of the park. Thanks for the rootin' tootin' fun time. AMEN! 🙏
That was a fun session! I can't believe how quick the escalation was with this group! Started with nothing and ended up with nothing but a traumatized child xD Thanks for your hardwork you all!
3:46:54 I wonder, how did Magni know what Vesper was doing before he said anything? Did they communicate somehow or was this simply beyond masterful improv by Vesper?
I'm sure it was purely improv on both their ends. Magni most likely said that to prompt Vesper's character to be doing something to the body. I've done similar in my TTRPG games.
This one-shot turned out to be a real blast, Calli! Not only did Vesper, Kronii, and Dez get to show their character strengths, they were able to move the story forward effortlessly. Really enjoyed what you were able to accomplish with this TTRPG- making both the players and viewers really engaged with the story's progression and performances. Thanks for a really fun stream and I look forward to more sessions like this in the future
It took me a while to realize, but I think Dez was asking how far Kris was in the poker scene, because he was thinking of taking Kris hostage instead of Ruby.
Part of me really wishes that there was more Kris stuff going on, because he really came off as a Shounen Protagonist in the creation process, but godDAMN did Dez' and Vesper's insanity was entertaining!! This really is one of the great ones, at least for me. AMEN!
Yeah I felt the same a little... A lot of Kris' character decisions were made by Dez and Vesper's ideas and a lot of what Kronii suggested was ignored. But I hope she enjoyed it anyways! A few great lines from her at least, like "Well I hope at least you checked his pockets", immediately wanting to loot poor Billy :D etc.
Mate, what a game. Everyone just trying to enjoy their western TTRPG and there's mag just shooting everyone lol. This group just makes gold so consistently.
This group works so well for a TTRPG. So fucking funny, and the ending was such a perfect silly western ending. I really hope we can see Vesper host that Lancer one shot cuz I think that'd be a lot of fun too. Also I NEED the sauce on that music at the start of the waiting screen. That music went unreasonably hard but it isn't in Calli's TTRPG BGM playlist.
This was amazing! The roleplaying, the weird (and violent) decisions, the scenarios, it was just a constant good time and i otta thank Calli for beein a great GM and the rest of the gang for beein fun players. Very lookin forward to more one shots, if they are episodic like this itd be cool to see the same characters again, or compleately new ones if y'all like. My face hurts from laughing, thank you all so much, and AH-MEN!
Man, I had so much fun with this. Smiling all the way through with many laughs. And I would definitely love to see Calli as a player if Lancer is possible with Vesper as GM! Amen!🙏 Loved getting to know Kris, Saint Clappington, and Cookie Callabahn. Maybe one day in the future we may see em again, that's the fun part about one shots.
@@MinersLoveGames Uhhhhh... assuming you mean The Silence of the Lambs, yes... 15-20 years ago 😅 But I think I get what you're saying... has it something to do with pigs eating _anything_ ?
You're a damn fine GM Calli. I loved Mythbreakers, I loved Two and a Half Hats, and I can't wait for any other games with other folks happening in the future. Of course Magni, Vesper, and Kronii all did wonderful as psychopaths, err, I mean players as well. Far be it from me to try and tell you how to run your channel, but I truly do think these ttrpg streams are some of your best non-musical content and would love if they became something regular, like once or twice a month. I will do my damnedest to make it to any and all of them live
Despite everything that happened this game, the 2 and a Half Hats cement themselves into history as Shrieff and Reverend killers while living to tell their tale. I'm sure they have God to thank for that. Amen.
I have a lot of fun watching this group and the chaotic antics of Two and a Half Hats. Can't say I've played many one shots, but Gun seems like fun. I'd absolutely watch a Lancer game, it's a fun system too.
This was an absolute BLAST!!! I'd love to see a part 2 sometime with these characters or more GUN in general really, thanks so much Calli for organising this and thanks to all y'all for making it so much dang fun!
THIS. WAS. AWESOME! I knew you 4 would do a great job but this was Even better than i thought! Loved the characters and you did a sublime job as the GM Reaps, can't wait for the next adventure
The One-shot plan was such a great idea! Such a hilarious and memorable game was had, I havent laughed out loud and smiled that much in a while! The dynamic of the two and a half hats was amazing (not surprising since its SALT). the low obligation of it being a one shot too is so good cause it alleviates a lot of pressure as well! But man, be it with these folks again or another group, I'd love to see more one shots, GUN or anything else!
Oh my gosh that was amazing! My sides hurt so much from that. Loved at the end where they all try to keep the kid from getting traumatized and then were like "f it". Went full Murder Hobo too. YEEEEE HAWWWW!
Calli and Vesper are both great DMs and I'd love to see Calli play sometime if she ever wants to. I'd love to see how she bounces off of everyone as a player instead of a DM too.
"I pulled a Calppington. I can't believe it." This was my favorite line. lol. The whole session was great. The only thing I felt was a bit off was how few people were religious despite this being in the American West in 1800s. Pretty much everyone was, or at least acted the part mostly full time back then. Still it was really great and I like the idea of one-shots like this. I feel that makes it a bit easier on everyone. Calli didn't have to worry about getting everyone together for several sessions and plan out the story for that long as well. They're all really busy and she especially is, so not having that pressure adding on top of everything else works out better in the end. There's also how really entertaining these four are together.
This stream was something else. All their characters are just straight up crazy. At the end of the day revenge was begot, 1 bounty hunter problem solved, 1 kid traumatized, and an outlaw group is waiting to be hunted down. Can't wait for the next one.
I was hoping the "magic gun" that returns after a minute would've always returned by happenstance, not magic.. Like when Clappington was reaching out for it and people were waiting and staring at the gun, a conductor walking through the cart walked by, noticed Clappington's extended arm, then picked the gun up and handed it to his awaiting hand like "reaching for this? here you go..." and kept walking while whistling. If he had demonstrated it always returning by throwing it out of the train window, Calli could've been like "The gun flies out of the window and lands on a waist high rock..." and about a minute later "Meanwhile in the desert, a tired, wandering horse walks in the sand.. Defeated, it stops next to the large rock your gun is on. Next to the rock a snake approaches the horse. The horse steps back weakened, spooks the snake, the snake lunges at the horse, biting it's leg, the horse kicks the snake and it's hoof hits your gun and sends it flying in the air. The gun falls and hits a long forgotten TNT detonator handle from the time the tracks were built and ricochets back in the air. The detonator detonates a dynamite on the ground the gun is flying over and sends the gun hurtling into the sky at high speed. The gun flies a perfect arc towards the train. Suddenly, you notice Clappington's gun fly perfectly through one of the opened windows of the hot train cart and land on a cushioned seat." Clappington: "SEE! I told you! Lord works in mysterious ways! Gucci guuuun!"
That was a damn good time. Excited to see what one shot you want to run next, and who will be playing. Thanks for GMing today Calli, and to the sherriff
Well... how the turntables... Just a few days ago, Kronii was the one with questionable culinary skills, and Vesper was the one demanding therapy. -does that mean we get the return of therapist Vesper?-
every party gotta have the smooth talker, crazed outlaw, and collateral for every encounter. anyhoo, fantastic campaign! Hope we see more oneshots, or if the gang's amenable to doin' more we could see 'em again.
You'd think the good ol' god fearing people of our town would be amazed to know there's the bible 2 out there in the world, a tale most people enjoy accompanied by a nice coup of pumpkin spice latte, but that was quickly forgotten not a day later by the sad news of the lost of three of our most esteemed neighbors, our old reverend father, his new and enthusiastic preacher replacement, and our most dear sheriff. Tales of woe spread across the land as all the blame has befallen one of the youngest among us, devil incarnate must have possesed him! Truly a sign of the times. No wonder they say, the west is dying...
This was the most insane crazy and fun RP session I've ever seen. We had a little kid sad that he killed someone, A priest being very defensive about his little small hat and a cook who only cooked for like a few episodes. Plus the way that a lot of things just went wrong immediately went into gunfights was just fantastic lol. In all seriousness though it was nice to have Desmond Vesper and Kronii all do a really good job with their characters and the same with Calli being an impressive DM. Plus she really kills that hot Southern belle accent she was doing for ruby. Made my heart swoon but on all again a very solid one off with the 2 and a 1/2 hats would love to see a season 2 with these guys. Great job everyone!
Man. Being here again exactly a year after watching it live. The last Salt collab. It hurts man.
This was legit one of the funniest collabs ever. Very underrated
Yeah.. I miss em.
@@FlamingHomelessMan Also, just as someone who loves watching Table Top RPG One Shots in general, as well as full campaigns, from many different channels across youtube... This group is also just really good. Calli's a fun host and better than many GMs you see on youtube.
Shame that, because of the idol-nature of Vtubing, Calli and Kronii can't just do more holosalt with irl Vesper and Dez.
Peak era
Dang, I watched this the first time I didn't even know it was Vesper's last
I took a liking to his personality after the therapy session with Kronii. He's underrated fr
4 hours of adventure to end up slightly worse off than they started. At least they all lived lmao
Didn't exactly have many options.
What's half a dozen or so murders for no gain whenever you make it out in one piece, right?
I will miss this group. They just bounced off each other so naturally 😢
And its all thanks to the unicorns
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056Maybe not directly, I don't think they had anything to do with Vesper and Magni leaving.
However, the fact there's been no more EN Hololive/Holostars collabs since, that's suspicious.
@@perotekku very suspicious indeed. Just a few months ago, fwmc were praised for "not cheering on holostars" during their relay for the holoexpo when in reality they are just too scared to even show support on the boys because guess whos gonna cancel them if they do? Right, their own fanbase
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 Sorry, I’m new to the vtuber community. Is the term “unicorns” just a polite and soft way to call these fans degenerate incels?
@@me-qh7bx yes
3:58:55 Cookie says he trusts Clappington. Those are words to regret.
Oh no...
This is the best "Blood Meridian" and "Snowpiercer" crossover adaptation I ever seen
excuse me, there no judge and skinning. WHERE IN HELL BLOOD MERIDIAN?
@@МұратПамир honestly magni is like a comedic anti-judge holden
This is like the "burn after reading" version of blood meridian. I love it.
And this comment in itself has to be one of the most unique things I've read in a VTuber comment section 😂
@@МұратПамир I mean there's a 7 foot tall pale white man here.
The last time we would HoloSALT... at least they left with a banger... and endless Kronii trauma xD
R.I.P. to the 2nd Session of the G.U.N. and/or the Mecha TTRPG they where talking about/planing to do with Vesper as the DM.
I need the bible 2 with all of its DLC and figurine :(
At least we got a prequel... and we can rest assured that Kris' trauma is for the better of the dying west 😂
Magni is such a good role player. He’s always able to come up with such witty and clever lines in the heat of the moment. Kronii’s back and fourth with the gang was hilarious and I loved how Kris’ existence became an inside joke. It was obvious how much vesper was enjoying himself, finally being a player in a ttrpg and his impressive attention to detail was evidence of that. Calli was a great DM organising the whole thing, setting it up, arranging the music and backgrounds all while playing so many characters and executing the narrative. Everyone did so great this stream and it was a real treasure
100%. A mere upvote isn't enough to show my appreciation for your comment.
Dez is really impressive in both TTRPG sessions. Charismatic narcissism at it's finest. I really hope to see him at it again.
@@purebaldness Yeah, he’s a real (holo)star. You can tell he has fun with these characters and his maxed out intelligence stat really comes into play with the improv
HoloSalt will always be LEGENDARY. I MISS THEM.
I can't believe Kronii killed the DM's self-insert NPC. Way to go!
For ONCE, Kronii is the one needing therapy at the end of a session. (Kinda)
Fortunately, she has a good therapist to tormen- I mean talk to, in Vesper right here.
And she still won at the end.
@@SteadFast411 Maybe THIS is why Kronii and Vesper set up that therapy scene..... WE HAVE BEEN IN A TIMELOOP THIS WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!???? 😱😱😱😱
-t. Vestie
Forever will be a classic of a collab. Gonna miss Cookie and Clappington
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *1* (Start: 7:44)
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*[On* *This* *Episode* *of* *Snowpiercer…]*
1:53:04 “So we have a *Snowpiercer* *Situation”*
2:10:18 “Seems like a *Snowpiercer* *Situation”*
2:58:26 “It’s times like this I think.. *What* *Would* *Chris* *Evan’s* *do?”*
*[SCENES]*
30:43 Setting the Stage
32:06 *Scene:* The Church
41:06 *Scene:* Clappington’s Sermon
48:38 *Scene:* The Reverend Returns
1:08:00 *Scene:* Buried In the Desert / The Outhouse Boys…
1:23:00 Scene: Waking up in the Desert
1:31:38 *Scene:* Billy’s Ranch
1:46:33 *Scene:* Train Station (Hostage plan)
1:51:55 *Scene:* Peasant Car
2:32:37 *Scene:* Luggage Cabin
2:49:04 *Scene:* Getting to more classy Cars
2:57:00 *Scene:* The Royal Train Cart
3:31:39 *Scene:* So Anyway, they Started Blasting
3:54:30 *Scene:* TRAUMA
4:00:12 *Scene:* Back In Town / Facing the Reverend
4:13:21 *Scene:* Riding Off into the Sunset
*[A* *Few* *Moments]*
19:46 *Kronii’s* *Feather* *Drives* *Vesper* *Cr@zy*
32:57 How did Cookie Callabahn Meet Saint Clappington? *(Silence)*
45:38 They Released a Sequel.. *Bible* *2!*
1:04:24-1:05:24 HAT MATH
1:17:39 *A* *Hard* *Action* = 1:18:09 *FART*
1:34:04 No "Used" Horses allowed: "I don't’ know About that Billy… They’re *_used”_*
1:55:06 *”Magic”* *Trick:* The Great Clappington From the East!
3:02:53 *Saint* *Speech* *100:* What is a Friend?
3:08:50 “That kid” / "One of those *_train_* *_kids"_ *
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*COMPILATIONS* (Full Timestamps in Replies)
*[AMEN!]*
7:58 Amen!
35:26 AMEN!
43:13 AMEN!
53:12 *Sheriff:* "Does That Child Have a home?” *Kris:* "I.. I am a Follower of the lord.. AMEN! "
56:21 "The Holier man won! AMEN!"
56:30-56:35 Does Kris Have a home? “The lord's home is my home” AMEN
3:01:08 *Business* *Woman* *Ruby:* “You can’t just buy Your way into any game you have to be important!” *Clappington:* Who’s more important than…. God?”
3:02:16 " "I am an assistant He collects money from.. God living people.. AMEN!"
3:46:39 *Amen* *Mother* *F***r”*
*[VIOLENCE* *IS* *THE* *ANSWER]*
1:26:11 *“BLAT* *BLAT!”* Kris is a Violent child..
1:38:15-1:39:05 *KILL* *1:* *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7*
1:41:43 *Clappington:* “You know what’s not dead? The stuff in his pockets” / *Calli:* "This is a bad man"
1:48:46 *Kris:* "Might we just nab some ticket by putting a gun in their face?"
1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington
2:30:00 We could... Shoot them?
2:50:15 It's too early to kill people? / “Billy’s Just resting”
2:37:20 Can I consider Shooting this Dog..? (It’s a poodle)
2:41:51 *Kris:* “I wanted to feed him *Bullets* *of* *Love”*
3:44:18 Offering Barclay a Duel To the Death
3:37:24 *KILL* *2:* RIP Guard…
3:37:54 *KILL* *3:* RIP second guard…
3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…*
3:49:26 Kris Pulls out His Gun! / 3:49:41 *Kris:* ”Maa’m, Look at My Arm…”
3:50:37 Surrounded by Cowboy’s / "Might I offer you just a few bucks.. *to* *shoot* *this* *woman* and leave us alone?"
3:51:46 *Cookie:* “No no no no.. We’re not asking _them_ to kill you.. _we're_ gonna kill you! Don’t’ worry.”
3:54:39-3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff!
4:12:27 *KILL* *6:* The Good Reverend Devilin... is Dead.
*[Cookie* *Flashing* *his* *Eye* *Talian* *Pagliacci]*
1:36:56 Cookie Flashes Billy
1:59:21 Cookie Flashes The Train Conductor / 2:00:25 *Eye-Talian* *Proof:* “do the thing with the hand”
2:25:27 Cookie Flashes The Cowboy’s on the Train
3:11:54 *Betting* *the* *Pagliacci* *Gun!* *Mamama* *Mia!*
*[Silly* *Little* *Boy* *Hands]*
3:16:32 *“Why* *Don’t* *you* *show* *them* *Your* *little* *Boy* *hands…”*
3:18:30 "My SlLLY Little Boy Hands…"
3:36:21 Rolling Hustle, Kris Tries , but his *SlLLY* *Little* *B0Y* *Hands* Drop all the winnings
*[Kris’* *Trauma]*
1:39:05 *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7* / 1:39:26 Blinded Kris Saw nothing.. “He dropped some *cookie* *tray..”’*
1:39:59 Cookie's Covered in Blood.. Saint Clappington!, Can you mind the Splash Back!"
1:40:22 "A Man of his age.. Spilling _lemonade_ all over himself.."
1:44:26 Kris Learns the horrifying truth Saint Clappington Killed Billy.. / 1:44:52 *Kris:* At Least you checked his pockets right?
3:54:55 “We have plenty of funds for therapy now”
3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff!
3:56:35 *Kris* *is* *Traumatized...*
3:57:35 Clappington Absolves Kris of his Sins
3:59:52 More *Traumatized* *Kris…*
4:00:43 Cookie and Clappington Try and Convince Kris The sheriff might have survived…
4:02:52 Kris is Most wanted man in the West….
4:14:40 *Kris:* "Money will help with my Trauma.." (90%)
*[Clappington's* *Child* *Abuse]*
1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted…
1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington
1:51:13 “I just want to see my dad one last time...” - Kris
1:52:25 *Clappington:* “We have to play to our strengths, Kris”
2:16:11 *Gambling* *The* *Altar* *Boy:* “I _also_ have this Boy….”
2:28:15 *Clappington:* “Kris, You know I would never put you at risk Right?”
2:44:16 *Clappington* *To* *Kris:* “I Need you to be useful For once”
2:45:06 *I’m* *Only* *10,* *But* *Ok….* - KRis
2:50:35 *Kris* *Get’s* *Booped* *on* *the* *n0se* / “I’m an Adult!“
3:04:48 Poor Kris is sent to the *corner...*
3:08:24 *Kris* *is* *booped* *on* *the* *n0se* *again
3:09:36 Kris is ready anytime/ "stay in the *corner.."*
3:17:53 The Boy’s been sickly since birth... / “Back to the *Corner* with you!”
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*CHARACTERS*
*[KRIS* *Scarface* *Reynolds]*
15:58 Played by *Kronii*
*[Saint* *Clappington]*
18:35 Played By *Magni*
19:08 *Gun:* Gucci Gun
19:14 He has a *Tiny* *Hat…*
*[Cookie* *Callabahn]*
20:16 Played by *Vesper*
20:55 *Debt:* Owes a bounty hunter a *_foot_*
33:50 Cookie’s ahead of his time! His *Pumpkin* *Spice* *Latte!*
*[Ned/Ted/Fred* *Emerson]*
37:05 An Altar Boy of the the Reverend’s Church
38:05 *Clappington:* “Well -Ned- Ted/Fred....
1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted…
*[Timothy* *Backwater]*
44:18 *Timothy* *Backwater:* The man who questioned Clappington's Sermon style
*[The* *Reverend:* *Louie* *Devilin]*
48:38 The Reverend Returns!
55:54 The Reverend Leaves the church: "There will Be Retribution!"
4:09:11 Life and Death with the Reverend
*[Billy]*
1:32:41 *Billy:* The Ranch Owner is a widower
*[Br’ish* *time]*
2:53:02 The Bri’-si Man who’s fluent in Italian
*[P0ny* *Mitchel* / *The* *Outhouse* *Boys…]*
1:13:27 *P0ny* *Mitchel* of the *_Outhouse_*_ _*_Boys…_*
3:41:03 Using them as a distraction, *The* *Outhouse* *Gang* Steal all the Treasure!
*[Ruby* *Applegate]*
3:01:08-3:02:01 Ruby Introduces themselves / Why is there a child here?
3:07:33 - *Ruby* *Applegate,* The Dame of Diamonds
3:09:55 No Milk From Ruby... Kris is Lactose intolerant?
3:10:32 Ruby wagers 50 of her nicest Diamonds
3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds
3:14:20 *2* *Guns?!* / *Clappington* *Bets* *his* *Gucci* *Gun!* Getting Ruby’s Attention…
3:15:12 Ruby’s Taken a Shlne to Clappington’s gun
3:34:51 *Clappington* *Takes* *Ruby* *Hostage!*
3:35:58 Threatening Ruby "Please Don't mess up my hair!" - Ruby
3:48:19 Ruby Walks out of the cart and Points a gun at them
*[Barclay* *Frans]*
3:06:18 Introduction: *Barclay* *Frans,* The Jack of Jewels
3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds
3:29:56 *POT* *TWIST:* Barclay was the one Cookie owes a *foot* *debt* to!
3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…*
3:47:00 Callabahn Takes Barclay's Other Foot..
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*FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* *IN* *THE* *REPLEIS*
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o7
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *2*
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*FULL* *TIMESTAMPS*
7:24 BGM Change
7:44 *HOWDY*
7:58 Amen!
8:05 They’re Here! *(In* *144p)*
8:54 Character Figures Drawn by Magni
9:15 Nice hats!
*[Introductions]*
9:25 *Calli:* DM / Narrator
9:39 *Vesper:* Cookie Callabahn
10:24 *Magni:* Saint Clappington
11:16 Magni’s Equipment: Cigarette Case / His Thor Gucci Gun
12:33 Did Dez get his gun from The good paying people of the church?
13:12 *Kronii:* Kris Scarface Reynolds
14:10 n The west, If you shoot someone, they’re dead.
14:52 -Sir- _SAINT_ Callpington
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*CHARACTERS*
*[Kris* *Scarface* *Reynolds]*
15:58 Played by *Kronii*
16:05 *Stuff:* Knife That kills _only_ Rattlesnakes
16:17 *Big* *Deal:* Kid with the Golden Arm
16:26 If they feel unlucky with their dice, they can play cards to make an action happen / Kris can sacrifice that Card *To* *kill* *anyone* All kills = Trauma)
17:04 If Kronii gets Traumatized, What happens?
17:23 *Gun:* Deringer (Seldgehammer)
17:36 *Debt:* Wanted for Stage Coach Robbery
17:42 *Reputation:* Cheat at Cards
*[Saint* *Clappington]*
18:35 Played By *Magni*
18:43 *Big* *Deal:* Black Eyes
19:02 *Debt:* Owing cash to the money Man
19:08 *Gun:* Gucci Gun
19:14 He has a *Tiny* *Hat…*
19:46 *Kronii’s* *Feather* *Drives* *Vesper* *Cr@zy*
*[Cookie* *Callabahn]*
20:16 Played by *Vesper*
20:18 *Big* *Deal:* Salt of the Earth
20:30 Can make anyone sharing a meal with him answer one question truthfully
20:55 *Gun:* Legacy Gun (Pagliacci)
20:55 *Debt:* Owes a bounty hunter a *_foot_*
21:12 That is their Cast! / "On the lookout for Anyone's Foot"
21:31 Two Cookies?
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21:48 *OVERVIEW* *OF* *THE* *RULES*
22:36 *How* *Throwing* *Down* (Rolling) *Works*
22:45 *6* *Sided* *Die:* 1-3 = Failure / 4-6 = Success
23:02 Their personal Qualities will add up toin the dice pool
23:14 *Eg.* Cookie rolls a Squint Roll
24:40 *Eg.* Kris wants to shoot a feller
25:44 *Risky* *Actions:* The narrators flips a coin as well
26:25 *Hard* *Actrions:* Exceptionally hard (You can only set one goal for an action)
26:48 They Can help Each other out, but if something Bad happens they share the consequences
27:27 *What* *is* *Grit?*
29:01 Other characters will have Grit as well
29:38 They Can Recover Grit By Resting / Cooking
29:55 (Time passes while Resting/ Their are clocks Calli’s keeping for certain events..
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*TTRPG:* *THE* *DUNCES* *OF* *THE* *DYING* *WEST*
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*SETTING* *THE* *STAGE*
30:43 *Start!*
30:55 Moving away from the Gunshop, and hading out to the *Dessert..*
31:12 *The* *West* *Is* *Dying…*
31:42 Our story begins with 3 Outlaws…
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*SCENE:* *CHURCH*
32:06 Saint Clappington has taken over the Reverend Louie Devilin’s Church…
32:57 How did Cookie Callabahn Meet Saint Clappington? *(Silence)*
33:50 Cookie’s ahead of his time! His *Pumpkin* *Spice* *Latte!*
34:35 Clappington: "Would you really be trusting you religious duties to a man with Devil In his name?"
35:26 AMEN!
35:36 What’s *Kris’* *Day* *Like?*
37:05 There’s also an Altar Boy Name *Ned* *Emerson* here
37:27 The Young altar boy Ned approaches the group, and warns they might want to clean up the church before the Reverend returns..
38:05 *Clappington:* “Well -Ned- Ted/Fred.... the only thing that needs to be tidy, is your soul.. *(Also* *I’ll* *shoot* *him)”*
39:37 What will he do for Today’s Sermon
40:35 People File into the church...
*[Clappington’s* *Sermon]*
41:06 *Clappington:* “Many of you are probably wondering where Sir Devilin is... Well, he’s run away!”
41:36 *Sermon* *Story:* Many years ago on a.. _Tuesday..._
42:02 A Man So Thirsty he could Drink the entire ocean (42:13 On a _Tuesday_ mind you)
43:13 AMEN!
43:30 *Kris* Questions the logic behind drinking an entire ocean…
44:18 *Timothy* *Backwater* Asks Clappington why He’s not reading any Bible scriptures like The reverend..
44:54 Clappington’s answer… / 45:38 They Released a Sequel.. *Bible* *2!*
47:08 Rolling a swindle roll to Convince everyone of the Bible 2!
47:47 The people are convinced!
*[The* *Reverend* *Returns]*
48:38 *Enter:* The Reverend!
49:08 Offering the Reverend on of cookies pumpkin spice latte
50:16 *Sheriff* *Morrison* (OL, PINK) Introduces themselves
51:48 The Sheriff is a god Fearing Woman understand... But the Reverend REFUSES To share the Church
52:10 Cookie Callabahn hands the Sheriff his pumpkin Spice Latte
53:12 *Sheriff:* "Does That Child Have a home?” *Kris:* "I.. I am a Follower of the lord.. AMEN! "
53:51 *AYO?* 'I see You got a couple alter boys.. I'm watching you.." (The sheriff Leaves)
54:45 Who keeps the Church? Time for An Old Fashioned Preach Off?
55:54 *The* *Reverend* *Leaves* *the* *church:* "There will Be Retribution!"
56:21 "The Holier man won! AMEN!"
*[Who* *Keeps* *The* *Church* *money?]*
56:30-56:35 Does Kris Have a home? “The lord's home is my home” AMEN!
57:07 How much Cash do they have? / Discuss who should keep Tithes from the people...
57:43 Discussing their Debt (I'm in Dire need of a Foot! - Cookie )
58:09 Clappington’s *Frozen* *yogurt* *place* Didn't work out..*
58:40 Why Doesn't Clappington sell his Gucci Gun?
59:06 Shouldnt you be More conservative as a Saint? / 59:42 “Take life one step at time”
1:00:12 *Kris:* “That’s my life Savings” *Clappington:* "You just got that rIght now!”
1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted…
*[Eating* *Cookeis* *delicious* *Meal]*
1:01:16 It's time for Dinner!
1:01:48 Kris is a picky Child / "I've been Eating Pumpkin for the past 2 Years" - Clappington
1:02:32 If hhey're tired of Pumpkin..
1:02:56 Where Does Cookie Get Their Pumpkin's From? *“The* *Lord* *provides* *it!”*
1:03:25 Cookie makes the most Delicious Pumpkin ever
*[HAT* *MATH]*
1:04:24 Having Formed a posse, What do they choose to Call themselves?
1:04:43 Two And a Half Hats?
1:05:13 1.75 Hats
1:05:24 *HAT* *MATH*
1:06:16 “This is why we call them the Dunces of the wild west"- Calli
1:06:42 As they discuss the math behind their hats, the group get tired.. and find themselves sleeping on the floor..
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*SCENE:* *BURIED* *IN* *THE* *DESERT*
*[Captured* *in* *the* *ground]*
1:08:00 The Group Awake, Buried neck Deep in the Desert.. / 1:08:18 “NOT Again!!!” - Clappington
1:09:27 Squinting into the night, Cookies parses out 3 Different Figures…
01:10:52 A large Round boy, a cowpoke, and a tough Old Lady
1:11:12 *Kris* *shouts* *For* *Help:* "I've been held Hostage!"
1:12:29 The Group Gets *Slapped!*
1:13:02 Money Is King
1:13:27 *Pony* *Mitchel* of the *_Outhouse_*_ _*_Boys…_*
1:13:57 Saint Clappington Tries cutting a Deal…
1:15:49 Rolling swindle..
1:17:02 Attempting to escape, Clappington tries firing his gun despite being buried Deep into the sand
1:17:39 *A* *Hard* *Action* = 1:18:09 *FART*
*[Forced* *Into* *A* *Heist]*
1:18:36 Pony Mitchel Recognizes The name: Kris Reynold’s Scarface, and his cheating reputation..
1:19:01 Kris Is just so “Cracked” at cards, everyone thinks he’s cheating
1:20:22 *Describing* *The* *Heist:* A high stake Poker Game on a A Train
1:21:47 The group Agree to the Heist..
1:22:01 Laughter Cut short
1:22:35 They Get Punched Out into Sleepy Land
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*Continued* *In* *Part* *3* *Below*
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *3*
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*SCENE:* *BILLY’S* *RANCH*
*[Waking* *Up* *in* *The* *Desert]*
1:23:00 The Posse wakes up after having been Dug up and left on the desert floor
1:23:16 Using the *well* *used* *knife,* Kris easily kills the *rattlesnakes* surrounding them
1:24:58 Clappington’s plan to send Cookie in To Gamble
1:26:11 *“BLAT* *BLAT!”* Kris is a Violent child..
1:27:32 They’re all very slow… (Pumpkin Spice Debuff?)
1:28:44 *Sand* *Flies* *into* *Kris’* *Eyes,* and he’s unable to see for the next 30 minutes..
1:29:08 Spotting a ranch with some horses / 1:30:14 “Or we can eat them afterwards!” - Kris
1:30:42 *Kris:* "The *Backstreet* *boys* are out to get us" / *A* *Leash* *for* *the* *Child…*
*[Billi’s* *Horse* *Ranch]*
1:31:31 Aproaching the Ranch, Someone Comes out to greet them...
1:31:53 Kris is an example of A Sinner’s Life
1:32:25 Saint Clappington asks the ranch owner some questions..
1:33:50 The Ranch owner is a widower Named *Billy*
1:34:04 *Haggling* *for* *the* *Horses:* 3 Cash Per horse? "I don't’ know About that Billy… They’re *_used”_*
1:36:30 "Look at this boy, Look at how malnourished he his... Can we Come in and grab some lemonade?"
1:36:56 Cookie Flashes is *Eye* *Talian* *Pagliacci!*
*[Killing* *Poor *Billy..]*
1:38:15 *Clappington:* "While he’s distracted, I'm gonna walk up and shoot him in the back!" (Rolling)
1:39:05 *KILL* *1:* *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7*
1:39:26 Blinded Kris Saw nothing.. “He dropped some *cookie* *tray..”’*
1:39:59 Cookie's Covered in Blood.. Saint Clappington!, Can you mind the Splash Back!"
1:40:22 "A Man of his age.. Spilling _lemonade_ all over himself.."
1:41:14 Cookie Goes into the house and sees it’s full of pictures of Billy and his wife / *Calli:* That man's dead now”
1:41:43 *Clappington:* “You know what’s not dead? The stuff in his pockets” / *Calli:* "This is a bad man"
1:42:20 Clappington let’s the *pigs* run Free
1:43:16 *Could* *Kris* *Ride* *the* *pig?*
*[Naming* *their* *horses]*
1:44:00 “First order of business, we’ve got to name these steeds” - Clappington
1:44:12 “I hereby dub my steed... *Billy!”*
1:44:26 Kris Learns the horrifying truth Saint Clappington Killed Billy.. / 1:44:52 *Kris:* At Least you checked his pockets right?
1:45:30 Kris names the other horse *Sllly!*
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*SCENE:* *TRAIN* *STATION*
1:46:32 Catching up to the train by horse, they arrive at the Train Station
1:47:40 Needing to get on the train / 1:48:17 Thinking of "Negotiating" for tickets...
1:48:46 *Kris:* "Might we just nab some ticket by putting a gun in their face?"
1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington
1:51:13 “I just want to see my dad one last time...” - Kris
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1:51:55 *SCENE:* *THE* *PEASANT* *CAR*
*[Entering* *The* *Train]*
1:52:25 *Clappington:* “We have to play to our strengths, Kris”
1:53:04 “So we have A *Snowpiercer* *Situation”*
1:55:06 *”Magic”* *Trick:* The Great Clappington From the East!
1:56:25 A minute Later.. The gun flies back to his hand…
1:57:34 The conductor walks through and asks Everyone for their tickets…
1:58:08 The Peasant Car? (The group try and convince the conductor they should be in the Rich Cart for Crosby's Game)
1:59:21 *Cookie* *Flashes* *His* *Pagliacci* / 2:00:16 *Eye-Talian* *Proof:* “Do the thing with your hand”
2:01:13 The conductor scrolls through *Microsoft* *Word*
2:01:57 Conductor is unconvinced… Eye-Talian Heritage Rejected
2:04:37 Kris: "What if we go on the Roof?"
2:05:04 Clappington’s Idea to Disguise themselves in rich Clothing / 2:05:19 *“What* *If* *I* *Talk* *like* *this?”*
*[Empty* *Cart]*
2:06:16 Moving Forward Into the Next Peasant Car
2:06:37 Squinting, Cookie Looks around for luggage
2:09:31 Clappington opens a window and looks ahead to see there are 10 or so carts ahead…
2:10:25 “Seems like a *snowpiercer* *Situation”*
2:11:56 Who Should be their Player for the Poker Game?
2:11:37 *"It* *would* *be* *too* *obvious* *for* *the* *known* *cheat* *to* *cheat!"*
*[Peasant* *Cowboy* *Gambling* *Cart]*
2:12:41 Entering the Next Cart, They hear someone win with a royal flush
2:13:11 Time To Gamble: Clappington wants to Assert Dominance (+ a cigarette)
2:14:45 Offering to cleanse their sins as a Wager / if them to spread a _Rumour.._
2:16:07 *Gambling* *The* *Altar* *Boy:* “I also.. have this _Boy….”_
2:16:26 "Hooowee!! This preacher is f*** up!"
2:18:31 Upping the Deal: 2 Dollars + The Boy
2:18:54 *kris:* “I’m going to die in a a week of terminal C@ncer..”
2:20:00 Getting them to agree to use Cookies' Loaded Deck
*[Card* *Game* *VS* *Cowboy’s]*
2:21:27 Playing Cards
2:21:56 *RAH* *ROH!* Trying to swindle with 0 Swindle…
2:23:53-2:24:19 *Best* *of* *3!* Cookie Callabahn Wins!
2:25:27 Cookie Flashes His *Pagliacci*
2:25:36 Telling the Cowboy’s Why they Want to Enter Crosby's game with Rumours
2:26:20 They don't look that part...
*[Planning* *How* *to* *Get* *to* *the* *luggage]*
2:28:15 *Clappington:* “Kris, You know I would never put you at risk Right?”
2:28:50 Clappington’s Plan
2:29:26 *HEEEELLP”*
2:30:00 "We could... Shoot them?"
2:50:15 It's too early to kill people? / “Billy’s Just resting”
2:30:55 Moving over to another Cart
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*SCENE:* *LUGGAGE* *CABIN*
*[Luggage* *Cabin]*
2:32:37 Seeing Luggage belonging to people they Don't; know
2:33:37 Rolling Squint, Nobody appears to be inside...
2:35:15 Rolling Class “I ain’t got no Class” - Cookie
2:35:43 Kris also Can’t Discern anything Classy…
2:36:27 *A* *Dog* *Begins* *Barking!* / 2:36:39 Cookie decides to feed the dog *Rattlesnake* Meat
2:37:20 Can I consider Shooting this Dog..? / It’s a poodle
2:37:30 *Kris:* “Do you think I’ll be Traumatized If I shoot an animal?" *Calli:* ”I'm gonna Make you Traumatized!”
*[Gaining* *A* *Debt* *to* *the* *Sheriff]*
2:38:09 *Sheriff* *Morrison* *Enters!* / "I’m Changing Sheriff!" - Clappington
2:39:04 The Sheriff temporarily Leaves
2:39:24 Cookie and Kris still Can’t find anything Classy..
2:40:01 At the very Last minute.. *Kris* *manages* *to* *Find* *a* *fancy* *Case!*
2:41:14 *Sheriff* *Morrison* *Enters* *The* *Cart*
2:41:40 Coming up with Excuses to tell the Sheriff
2:41:51 *Kris:* “I wanted to feed him *Bullets* *of* *Love”*
2:42:09-2:43:03 Straight Talk Failure after Failure…
2:43:51 Sheriff Morrison Leaves to go check the cart behind them
2:44:16 *Clappington* *To* *Kris:* “I Need you to be useful For once”
2:45:06 *I'm* *Only* *10,* *But* *Ok….*
2:45:46 With the Sledgehammer Gun, Kris Shoots off the the link Between the Cars behind!
2:46:04 They now Owe A Debt to the sheriff…
2:46:32 Did The Sheriff Survive?
2:47:08 If they don’t pay back their debt to the sheriff, it will become part of their reputation
2:48:00 A Dusky Blue Cowboy
2:48:22 Kris Looks like an Adult in his New jet black Drip
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*SCENE:* *TRAVELING* *TO* *THE* *CLASSIER* *CARTS*
2:49:04 As they make their way Up the train, The surrounding Cowboys Look at them i new found awe..
2:49:41 Talking to the *Bartender*
2:50:35 *Kris* *Get’s* *Booped* *on* *the* *n0se* / “I’m an Adult!“
2:51:26 Arriving at a slightly Classier Cart…
2:53:02 *Br’ish* *time*
2:54:11 *Eye-Talian* *Cookie:* “Bonjourno!” / 2:54:24 *Kris:* “Do the Gesture ..”
2:55:06 *Clappington* *Makes* *a* *Good* *point!* Swindling their way inside Mr. Crosby/s Game…
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*Continued* *in* *part* *4* *Below*
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *4*
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2:57:00 *SCENE:* *THE* *ROYAL* *CART*
2:57:32 “I kinda want to take the carpet later..” - Kris
2:57:56 Coming up with a Plan
2:58:35 “It’s times like this I think.. *What* *Would* *Chris* *Evan’s* *do?”*
*[Convincing* *the* *Rich* *to* *Let* *them* *Join]*
2:59:00 The Group Try And Enter the Card Game..
3:00:52 Cookie Carefully Flashes his *Pagliacci*
3:01:08 *Business* *Woman* *Ruby:* “You can’t just buy Your way into any game you have to be important!” *Clappington:* Who’s more important than…. God?”
3:02:01 Ruby Introduces themselves / Why is there a child here?
3:02:16 " "I am an assistant He collects money from.. God living people.. AMEN!"
3:02:38 Crosby at the head of the table Still Isn't willing to let them play
3:02:53 *Saint* *Speech* *100:* What is a Friend?
3:03:44 Betting a whole 2 Dollars?
3:04:27 Mr. Crosby agrees to allow them to play
3:04:48 Poor Kris is sent to the *corner...*
*[Formally* *Introducing* *the* *Players]*
3:05:00 - *Oliver* *Crosby*
3:05:16 - *Seth* *Ogourmand,* The Copper king
3:06:18 - *Barclay* *Frans,* The Jack of Jewels
3:06:56 Poor Kris is told to be quiet…
3:07:33 - *Ruby* *Applegate,* The Dame of Diamonds
3:08:24 *Kris* *is* *booped* *on* *the* *n0se* *again…*
3:08:50 “That kid” / "One of those *_train_* *_kids"_ *
3:09:36 Kris is ready anytime/ "stay in the *corner.."*
3:09:55 No Milk From Ruby... Kris is Lactose intolerant?
*[Making* *Their* *Wager]*
3:10:12 Clappington and Cookie Take a seat at the Table
3:10:32 Ruby wagers 50 of her nicest Diamonds
3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds
3:11:08 *Tiny* *Hat?* / He’s a Funny one!
3:11:54 *Betting* *the* *Pagliacci* *Gun!* *Mamama* *Mia!*
3:13:28 Crosby Compares their Gun To everyone elses High stake wagers
3:14:09 “It’s a really nice gun though!” -Kris
3:14:20 *2* *Guns?!* / *Clappington* *Bets* *his* *Gucci* *Gun!* Getting Ruby’s Attention…
3:15:12 Ruby’s Taken a Shlne to Clappington’s gun
*[Trying* *to* *Use* *their* *Loaded* *Deck]*
3:16:32 *“Why* *Don’t* *you* *show* *them* *Your* *little* *Boy* *hands…”*
3:17:53 The Boy’s been sickly since birth... / “Back to the *Corner* with you!”
3:18:30 "My SlLLY Little Boy Hands…"
3:18:47 Oliver Crosby Rolls Squint, And throws Their Cards out
3:20:08 *RISKY* *ACTION:* Crosyb's At max Suspicion
3:22:13 Looking out the window, Cookie spies Something odd…
*[THE* *HIGH* *STAKES* *POKER* *GAME]*
3:23:02 Wagering their 2 Guns (And 2 Dollars)
3:24:30 Vesper Uses His Legacy gun Effect
3:25:04 A 3 Way Tie!
3:25:30 It’s Time To DUel
3:26:25 Cookie Squints and learns
3:27:30 Clappington Starts activating his minute long Thor's hammer Ability
3:28:41 Cookie Accuses Barclay Of Cheating!
3:29:56 *POT* *TWIST:* Barclay was the one Cookie owes a *foot* *debt* to!
*[SO* *ANYWAY,* *THEY* *STARTED* *BLASTING]*
3:31:39 *Kris:* "Can I shoot a warning shot?"
3:32:55 Kid Fires his Sledgehammer Straight Through the Train Ceiling
3:33:31 Everyone's Distracted for one turn By Kris's shot
3:34:51 *Clappington* *Takes* *Ruby* *Hostage!*
3:35:37 Asking Kris to put all the winnings in his big Hat
3:35:58 Threatening Ruby "Please Don't mess up my hair!" - Ruby
3:36:21 Rolling Hustle, Kris Tries , but his *SlLLY* *Little* *B0Y* *Hands* Drop all the winnings
3:37:24 *Kill* *2:* RIP Guard…
3:37:54 *Kill* *3:* RIP second guard…
3:38:47 Barclay attempts to Fire at Cookie
3:40:24 Held at gunpoint by Kris, Crosby leads him to the Cart with all their treasures when…
*[The* *Outhouse* *Boys’* *Secret* *Plan* *Succeeds]*
3:40:42 They Group hear an Explosion coming from the car Ahead!
3:41:03 Using them as a distraction, *The* *Outhouse* *Gang* Steal all the Treasure!
3:41:51 *Clappington:*"Well, We can't let these Guys Live Now..." *Cookie:* "I know, They all have to die"
3:42:01 *Cooki:e* "we should let Ruby live, Lets kill everyone else" *Kris:* "Hey why are we letting Ruby live?"
3:42:28 *Cookie:* "We should Execute at least one of them..."
3:42:42 Giving them a chance to Run away..
3:43:00 Seth Begs for his Life
3:43:11 *Kris:* "Actually, before we let them go.." / “Kris, You savage” - Clappington
*[DUEL:* *Barclay* *VS* *Clappington]*
3:43:59 "STRIP!" / Barclay will not be stripped down!
3:44:18 Offering Barclay a Duel To the Death
3:45:15 It’s about High noon…
3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…*
3:46:39 *Amen* *Mother* *F***r”*
3:47:00 Callabahn Takes His Other Foot..
*[RUBY’S* *Revenge?]*
3:47:26 Seth Escaped, and Ruby is nowhere to be found until…
3:48:19 Ruby Walks out of the cart and Points a gun at them…
3:49:26 Kris Pulls out His Gun! / 3:49:41 *Kris:* ”Maa’m, Look at My Arm…”
3:50:37 Surrounded by Cowboy’s / "Might I offer you just a few bucks.. *to* *shoot* *this* *woman* and leave us alone?"
3:51:46 *Cookie:* “No no no no.. We’re not asking them to kill you.. _we're_ gonna kill you! Don’t’ worry.”
3:53:44 Successfully Persuading the Cowboys to Leave them Be *(D10* *VS* *D6* *Mix* *up)*
*[TRAUMA:* *Kris* *Kills* *the* *Sheriff!]*
3:54:39 The sheriff arrives! *OL* *PINK* is here..
3:54:55 “We have plenty of funds for therapy now”
3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff!
3:56:35 *Kris* *is* *Traumatized...* (100 People watched him murder the sheriff in cold blood)
3:57:35 Clappington Absolves Kris of his Sins
3:59:06 Clappington empties the hat full of Diamonds and Valuables in the air as a distraction for the them to Escape
3:59:52 More *Traumatized* *Kris…*
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*SCENE:* *ESCPAING *BACK* *IN* *TOWN*
4:00:12 Escaping into the Desert
4:00:43 Cookie and Clappington Try and Convince Kris The sheriff might have survived…
4:02:28 Arriving back in the same town Of the sheriff they just killed…
4:02:52 Kris is Most wanted man in the West….
4:05:19 *(Human* *Horse* *Sounds)*
4:08:51 Heading over to the Chapel / (PNG Calli)
4:08:42 Whispering For Ned
*[Life* *and* *Death* *with* *the* *Reverend]*
4:09:11 The Reverend Swings the door open and Holds a gun at Clappington’s Face
4:09:56 Cookie and Clappington Fire at The Reverend
4:10:35-4:11:11 *Saved* *by* *The* *Cigarette* *Case!*
4:11:31 *BGM* *Kicks* *in!*
4:12:27 *KILL* *6:* The Good Reverend Devilin... is Dead.
4:12:40 *Cookie:* “I spit on the Reverend and I drop the severed Foot of Barclay on his Chest”
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*SCENE* *RIDING* *OFF..*
4:13:21 Running off Into the Sunset, They have nothing…
4:14:03 Their Plans!
4:14:46 *Kris:* "Money will help with my Trauma.."
4:15:07 Riding off into the Sunrise Anything Could happen , The West is dying
4:15:28 *THE* *END*
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4:16:55 How Did they Feel about GUN?
4:20:09 And Outlaw City / Kris is now the God of The outlaws
3:23:26 Thanks for tuning in! PEACE!
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Thank you for your hard work, as always!
Yo dude, full appreciation for these timestamps
I like how in both TTRPGs that Dez has participated in, he's played as a character that is an absolute psychopath. An incredibly hilarious psychopath, but a psychopath nonetheless. Would love a sequel to this session so we can see Two And A Half Hats get their revenge on Outback Steakhouse. Amen!
what was dez's other ttrpg session? was it just a story he told or was it a stream? 😮
@@dooderino2237 Tempus has a D&D 5e run on Vesper's channel where he DMs the HQ boys. So far it's two sessions with one being streamed live and another pre-recorded and split up into 20-minute videos.
@@dooderino2237 two words my friend.
Eldritch
Blast
he's two for two on characters who use and manipulate others to their benefit
"played" a psychopathic character. Nah, my theory is that he's an actual psycho
Apparently our good friend cookie and his Pumpkin spice latte's are livin in the wild west ..
The dynamic between Clappington and Kris was fantastic, everyone had great lines during this and I would love to see more games like this!
Kris is never going to recover from this. This was even more unhinged than I thought it would be. Great game hope you can do another one soon.
I really love how ruthless Calli was GMing for this and kept drawing out the best and worst from her players. Some actions seemed so obvious to do instead but her pressure really made them make such entertaining decisions.
I do appreciate that she never left them with only one way out. It takes a good dm to be able to roll with whatever their players throw their way and never railroad them onto one path. She wasn't too easy on them, but left them plenty of room to improv and think of their own solutions (to mixed levels of efficacy but full levels of comedy)
A swindler sociopathic priest, an honest cook, and a sassy troublemaking/traumatized kid. I would love to see more of this trio
4:11:11 for THE moment
The timing with the BGM was so good
"Holy smokes" what a badass oneliner
I never realized I wanted a Blood Meridian/Snowpiercer crossover until now. Magni is _way_ too good at playing the sleazy swindler, even when he nearly commits child trafficking. Vesper is perfect as the seemingly straight shooter who happily takes part in all the insanity. Kronii was just _waiting_ to get her gun off, and did it in the most spectacular, disastrous way. And of course Calli did a wonderful job with narrating and the variety of accents. That final showdown was the perfect way to end it, and now there's enough story left for a potential sequel. Amen!
The West Is Dying...cuz you guys KILLED IT with this stream.
Too bad this couldn't get a part two, was real fun
I love that Magni is continued being a vile, rotten character in a TTRPG
I loved that session, all the characters were so memorable. It was basically an Always Sunny episode set in the west. Can't wait to see these outlaws again.
I can't believe Bible 2 got a prequel 😂
This one shot was intense. Big ups for Kris coming in clutch at the price of his sanity. The dynamic from these three really made this experience a great one.
The chemistry in this group is chefs kiss. Calli an excellent GM. Excellent character portrayals by Kronii, Ves, and Dez. 10/10 sheriff stars
5/5 widowed brides keep it going
I don't usually watch any of these 4 individually all that much, but my lord, when it comes to collabs, this is by far and away my absolute favorite collab-group. They are fricking hilarious together and I wish the 4 of them collabed more often.
After watching this one again, it’s crazy to see all the jokes I missed when I watched the most from stream with Biboo, GiGi and Fauna.
I’m so sad that I got here just to see the THE END… wish I could have seen it live, I love this group and ttrpgs
well worth a vod watch. just put it on while you're doin something you'll catch all the fun and many good laughs
I even put the character creation vods on the background
Clappington when Chris clearly killed the sherrif:
You know, it was really unclear...
Bill, Sheriff Morrison 7
Man, I'm kinda sad to see all these characters go since it's a oneshot, knowing you'll never see them again feels like such a waste.
Thanks for GMing, Mori!
Considering what they said at the end, I think there is a decent chance, that we will see a continuation. I think it's declared as a One-Shot because Calli doesn't want herself and the players feel _obliged_ to continue due to what happened with the last part of MythBreakers. If they decide to continue then it's an awesome surprise, but Calli will not be constantly bombarded on all channels with "When is the next part coming?!?!?!" comments _expecting_ a part 2.
One shots can lead to full on campaigns. We'll see what happens in the futur.
Kid with a golden arm description: You're not an adult, but you're not exactly a child either
Everyone: it's a child
I'm back. After some time got to see Advent, Promise, Justice and of course Myth with Calliope leading a new squad at GUN. loved these peeps all together and still do. This was great!
I'm sad that Vesper never got the chance to DM that mecha TTRPG :(
Lancer? Is that the one?
A year later, but a group of Vtubers are going to play Lancer soon, one of which is **veeeeeeeeery** similar to Vesper.
@@perotekku what group? Link please :D
@@muhammadhamiz7318 I won't link anything on Calli's video.
Won't take much Googling to figure out what Vesper goes by now.
As for Lancer, they haven't started playing, just in the planning stages. Not sure if Magni will also be joining or not.
This was so freaking funny. Poor Kris getting dragged along in all of Saint Clappington's insane schemes coupled with Callabahn's perfect comedic timing as the (kind of) straight man was downright hilarious. Everyone did a really great job roleplaying and playing off of each other!
Plus I gotta say, Calli's VA work was truly a highlight of the stream. As a DM myself that's a skill I envy quite a bit, it adds so much to the immersion and really helps to bring the world to life. And that climatic (and chaotic) stand off at the end was the perfect finish! AMEN MOTHERFUCKER
Truly, I caught myself imagining each scene it was very immersive
Holosalt will forever be itched into my very soul. God I missed them.
The image of Saint Clappington scooping up Kris as he curled-up to a fetal position is an imagery that will live rent-free in my head.
Splendid roleplay for this one-shot (get it?) session.
only took me over a year, two plane rides to and from breaking dimensions and an afternoon with the looming next GUN session the next day to watch all of this AMAZING oneshot. calli cooked so well for this as she usually does, salt was one hell of a gang. miss em
This was legendary, I can't believe it's over it was such fun to watch. I'll miss these Des and Grampire so much.
revisiting this one because I really miss their dynamics, holoSALT will be my favorite collab group of all time.
hella lots of great moments here, but 1:29:58 and 3:16:35 never fails to make laugh lmao.
thanks for the amazing memories man, I wish you both nothing but happiness in your future endeavors. o7
This has to be one of the funniest collabs I've ever seen
Everyone, when they see Kris with the Saint :"Hey kid, do you need help?"
Kris :" I'm fine."
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Kris at end of session:"I'm not fine, i need therapy."
Saint:this boy is fine he does NOT need help
Thank you for the last SALT/WARS collab. Magni's psychopathic antics made me laugh throughout the whole session
2:16:09 LOL Kronii's face... That was the most "Surprised Pikachu" look I've ever seen from a Holomem
This group was my favorite colab group in all of Hololive. I miss them still.
This was a really fun one-shot, especially with Magni's bullshitting skill, Vesper's logic and impromptu, and Kronii's trauma. 10/10 would kill again XD
Next time, I look forward to Calli being able to play and see how she goes about things XD
THIS WAS SO FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOD!!! This stream was a BLAST!
Calli did great with the GM! You had fun with the voices, things moved at a smooth pace, and ran the game very well! It was enjoyable the whole way through and the story and world you crafted were great!
Vesper as Cookie was fantastic! The only sane man in the group, prefers the sensible option but will take the chaotic route if he feels necessary (which is almost always)! You can tell how much fun he was having!
"Gentleman." Magni was freaking HILARIOUS! Saint Clappington is a hoot and a half just from character creation and he was even more so when we got to see him in action. In the best way possible, he was the Chemical X this game needed to be humorously chaotic and it was awesome.
Kronii did an amazing job too, the kid who turned into the scapegoat for any situation. The one we expected to be the first to draw blood or be the resident psychopath ended up traumatized at the end, but still had crazy ideas and plans when they felt necessary! A great mix to the chaos!
This stream was awesome. If you stream GUN again, I'd love to see it. If you try out that mecha TTRPG or have another game with Vesper or anyone else as GM, I'd love to see that too! When this group comes together, chaos and hilarity are guaranteed. You four knocked it out of the park. Thanks for the rootin' tootin' fun time. AMEN! 🙏
That was a fun session! I can't believe how quick the escalation was with this group! Started with nothing and ended up with nothing but a traumatized child xD Thanks for your hardwork you all!
Well if they do a continuation some day, at least they all have a set of fancy clothes to keep swindling with... or sell.
Guys, I think Curiobot reincarnated into Clappington.
CrurioBOT is a Warlock and thus needs a patron. What if said patron was a certain holy man?
"Stand back..." = "Gentlemen..."
3:46:54 I wonder, how did Magni know what Vesper was doing before he said anything? Did they communicate somehow or was this simply beyond masterful improv by Vesper?
I'm sure it was purely improv on both their ends. Magni most likely said that to prompt Vesper's character to be doing something to the body. I've done similar in my TTRPG games.
That was so good. I don't know what Magni did before Hololive, but I'm glad he made it here - that guy is a born entertainer 👏👏👏
This one-shot turned out to be a real blast, Calli! Not only did Vesper, Kronii, and Dez get to show their character strengths, they were able to move the story forward effortlessly. Really enjoyed what you were able to accomplish with this TTRPG- making both the players and viewers really engaged with the story's progression and performances. Thanks for a really fun stream and I look forward to more sessions like this in the future
It took me a while to realize, but I think Dez was asking how far Kris was in the poker scene, because he was thinking of taking Kris hostage instead of Ruby.
Part of me really wishes that there was more Kris stuff going on, because he really came off as a Shounen Protagonist in the creation process, but godDAMN did Dez' and Vesper's insanity was entertaining!!
This really is one of the great ones, at least for me. AMEN!
Yeah I felt the same a little... A lot of Kris' character decisions were made by Dez and Vesper's ideas and a lot of what Kronii suggested was ignored. But I hope she enjoyed it anyways!
A few great lines from her at least, like "Well I hope at least you checked his pockets", immediately wanting to loot poor Billy :D etc.
It might be because kronii is newer to this kind of stuff compared to the others
I half expected Kris to shoot Clappington instead of the sheriff. That would have been a very poetic end.
That was a game of all time. Can’t believe Billy had to go like that all he wanted was a quite time on his ranch.
Mate, what a game. Everyone just trying to enjoy their western TTRPG and there's mag just shooting everyone lol.
This group just makes gold so consistently.
This group works so well for a TTRPG. So fucking funny, and the ending was such a perfect silly western ending. I really hope we can see Vesper host that Lancer one shot cuz I think that'd be a lot of fun too.
Also I NEED the sauce on that music at the start of the waiting screen. That music went unreasonably hard but it isn't in Calli's TTRPG BGM playlist.
This was amazing! The roleplaying, the weird (and violent) decisions, the scenarios, it was just a constant good time and i otta thank Calli for beein a great GM and the rest of the gang for beein fun players.
Very lookin forward to more one shots, if they are episodic like this itd be cool to see the same characters again, or compleately new ones if y'all like.
My face hurts from laughing, thank you all so much, and AH-MEN!
Gonna miss this group...
Gotta rewatch this, it was too frickin funny not to. Dear lord, Magni is good at freestyle ranting.
Man, I had so much fun with this. Smiling all the way through with many laughs. And I would definitely love to see Calli as a player if Lancer is possible with Vesper as GM!
Amen!🙏
Loved getting to know Kris, Saint Clappington, and Cookie Callabahn. Maybe one day in the future we may see em again, that's the fun part about one shots.
not even an hour in and Saint Clappington basically invented Mormonism
This was such a good stream. It’s a shame there won’t be another one
We all know the reason why Magni priotitized releasing the pigs after he yeet billy 🤣
What do you mean? ^^
I knew exactly what he was thinking, its so morbid its hilarious
@@Blex_040 Ever seen Hannibal?
@@MinersLoveGames Uhhhhh... assuming you mean The Silence of the Lambs, yes... 15-20 years ago 😅 But I think I get what you're saying... has it something to do with pigs eating _anything_ ?
@@Blex_040 😵🐖🐖🐖 = 👌
I’m going to miss them a lot
That's what you get for not Pre-ordering Bible-2.
2:16:14 Love that slow realization from Kronii
You're a damn fine GM Calli. I loved Mythbreakers, I loved Two and a Half Hats, and I can't wait for any other games with other folks happening in the future. Of course Magni, Vesper, and Kronii all did wonderful as psychopaths, err, I mean players as well. Far be it from me to try and tell you how to run your channel, but I truly do think these ttrpg streams are some of your best non-musical content and would love if they became something regular, like once or twice a month. I will do my damnedest to make it to any and all of them live
3:13:54 i love how she does that voice, so natural
PLEASE. I need more TTRPG when you get time. Idc if it's 10 years from now, please do more, this was so fun to watch/listen to
Despite everything that happened this game, the 2 and a Half Hats cement themselves into history as Shrieff and Reverend killers while living to tell their tale. I'm sure they have God to thank for that. Amen.
I have a lot of fun watching this group and the chaotic antics of Two and a Half Hats. Can't say I've played many one shots, but Gun seems like fun.
I'd absolutely watch a Lancer game, it's a fun system too.
This was an absolute BLAST!!! I'd love to see a part 2 sometime with these characters or more GUN in general really, thanks so much Calli for organising this and thanks to all y'all for making it so much dang fun!
HONEST TRAILERS: "... When Pirates of the Carribean meet Dumb&Dumber and have a baby... "
i would really miss Holosalt dynamic.
but i would wish the best for Magni and Vesper
I'd love to see animations of this, the Billy sequence if nothing else lmao
Amazing work everyone, AMEN!
THIS. WAS. AWESOME!
I knew you 4 would do a great job but this was Even better than i thought! Loved the characters and you did a sublime job as the GM Reaps, can't wait for the next adventure
Trully the nicest holosalt collab and legendary content
"Who's more important than....uhh....God?" Had my cracking up😂
Love the dynamic y'all have going on. Would love to see more ttrpg!
The system is really good but these players make it super good. Thanks for GMing Calli! And hopefully you can finally break that eternal GM curse!
I stayed up till 3:30 in the morning to watch this.
The One-shot plan was such a great idea! Such a hilarious and memorable game was had, I havent laughed out loud and smiled that much in a while! The dynamic of the two and a half hats was amazing (not surprising since its SALT). the low obligation of it being a one shot too is so good cause it alleviates a lot of pressure as well! But man, be it with these folks again or another group, I'd love to see more one shots, GUN or anything else!
These 4 need a group name. Their always a blast
It's HoloSalt iirc
Fans usually call them HoloSalt or WARS(Warden, Alchemist, Reaper, Scholar)
Oh my gosh that was amazing! My sides hurt so much from that. Loved at the end where they all try to keep the kid from getting traumatized and then were like "f it". Went full Murder Hobo too. YEEEEE HAWWWW!
I loved this. Holo needs to do TTRPGs more often. Cali is an amazin Narrator
Calli and Vesper are both great DMs and I'd love to see Calli play sometime if she ever wants to. I'd love to see how she bounces off of everyone as a player instead of a DM too.
You can checkout some of the previous TTRPGs they've played as well like the tempus DnD series or the MythBreakers series
These HoloSalt collabs are legendary and it shall be missed. o7
I feel like St Clappington might be an ancestor to Scout from Beltbuckle.
"I pulled a Calppington. I can't believe it." This was my favorite line. lol.
The whole session was great. The only thing I felt was a bit off was how few people were religious despite this being in the American West in 1800s. Pretty much everyone was, or at least acted the part mostly full time back then. Still it was really great and I like the idea of one-shots like this. I feel that makes it a bit easier on everyone. Calli didn't have to worry about getting everyone together for several sessions and plan out the story for that long as well. They're all really busy and she especially is, so not having that pressure adding on top of everything else works out better in the end.
There's also how really entertaining these four are together.
This stream was something else. All their characters are just straight up crazy.
At the end of the day revenge was begot, 1 bounty hunter problem solved, 1 kid traumatized, and an outlaw group is waiting to be hunted down. Can't wait for the next one.
The ending is pretty much a perfect setup for another session if they decide to do it again someday.
The intro screen is beautiful! Great stream everyone!
I was hoping the "magic gun" that returns after a minute would've always returned by happenstance, not magic..
Like when Clappington was reaching out for it and people were waiting and staring at the gun, a conductor walking through the cart walked by, noticed Clappington's extended arm, then picked the gun up and handed it to his awaiting hand like "reaching for this? here you go..." and kept walking while whistling.
If he had demonstrated it always returning by throwing it out of the train window, Calli could've been like
"The gun flies out of the window and lands on a waist high rock..."
and about a minute later
"Meanwhile in the desert, a tired, wandering horse walks in the sand.. Defeated, it stops next to the large rock your gun is on. Next to the rock a snake approaches the horse. The horse steps back weakened, spooks the snake, the snake lunges at the horse, biting it's leg, the horse kicks the snake and it's hoof hits your gun and sends it flying in the air. The gun falls and hits a long forgotten TNT detonator handle from the time the tracks were built and ricochets back in the air. The detonator detonates a dynamite on the ground the gun is flying over and sends the gun hurtling into the sky at high speed. The gun flies a perfect arc towards the train. Suddenly, you notice Clappington's gun fly perfectly through one of the opened windows of the hot train cart and land on a cushioned seat."
Clappington: "SEE! I told you! Lord works in mysterious ways! Gucci guuuun!"
pretty sure thats how its supposed to work but they all misunderstood the ability and thought it was a literal Thor hammer
@@keblelbek3685 Yeah I was suspecting that too, as the game itself doesn't seem it'd have supernatural elements... (unless I'm wrong?)
This was so much fun!! The craziest trio in the wild west 😂
That was a damn good time. Excited to see what one shot you want to run next, and who will be playing. Thanks for GMing today Calli, and to the sherriff
Magni: Joshua Graham (pre burned man)
Vesper: The Killer Cook.
Kronii: In need of therapy.
Well... how the turntables...
Just a few days ago, Kronii was the one with questionable culinary skills, and Vesper was the one demanding therapy.
-does that mean we get the return of therapist Vesper?-
wait, so another therapy stream with ves? The cycle of emitonal damage never ends
@@the_tactician9858 now i want a new therapy stream but with Vesper and Kronii in character 😅
Came back for this goated stream. Still a 10/10
This has gotta be one of my favorite collab groups, because they’re all some flavor of unhinged.
every party gotta have the smooth talker, crazed outlaw, and collateral for every encounter.
anyhoo, fantastic campaign! Hope we see more oneshots, or if the gang's amenable to doin' more we could see 'em again.
You'd think the good ol' god fearing people of our town would be amazed to know there's the bible 2 out there in the world, a tale most people enjoy accompanied by a nice coup of pumpkin spice latte, but that was quickly forgotten not a day later by the sad news of the lost of three of our most esteemed neighbors, our old reverend father, his new and enthusiastic preacher replacement, and our most dear sheriff. Tales of woe spread across the land as all the blame has befallen one of the youngest among us, devil incarnate must have possesed him! Truly a sign of the times. No wonder they say, the west is dying...
This was the most insane crazy and fun RP session I've ever seen. We had a little kid sad that he killed someone, A priest being very defensive about his little small hat and a cook who only cooked for like a few episodes. Plus the way that a lot of things just went wrong immediately went into gunfights was just fantastic lol. In all seriousness though it was nice to have Desmond Vesper and Kronii all do a really good job with their characters and the same with Calli being an impressive DM. Plus she really kills that hot Southern belle accent she was doing for ruby. Made my heart swoon but on all again a very solid one off with the 2 and a 1/2 hats would love to see a season 2 with these guys. Great job everyone!