The number one rule of sneaking into places you aren't supposed to be... act like you belong there confidently enough and eventually people will start to believe it. 😂
@@Alfshihtzu Sorry to bother, but would you mind elaborating where i made a mistake? my thought process was. "A person who has only one working eye." So "an one eyed person." English is my second language so i might be missing something obvious here.😅
@@Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3a the word 'an' or 'a' is used for a single thing,for example ' an umbrella = one umbrella' ' a chocolate= one chocolate ' Saying 'an one eyed person ' is like saying 'chai tea' or 'tea tea' These sentences can be used like " Do you have an (1) umbrella?" Or To the answer of "How many umbrellas do you have?" " I have 1 umbrella/2 umbrellas/ 3 umbrellas etc"
So one day there was a house party and I passed out and no one asked me to leave then I squatted there for a few days. I was supposed to go back home to my home state but I really just didn't want to see my family, it was cheaper than a hotel.i told my parents I was hanging out with some friends. I had to wait a couple of months until the school started back up so I can dorm there. let's just let it ride 2 months. Anytime they asked me who I was there with I would just say I'm with my bud nickname I made up you've known each other for years. Now i'm back at school and they were none the wiser.
And it’s the fact the unknown guy respectfully later on left on his own without them asking (probably since they probably asked but the story didn’t say it)
Fr, this dude was fully prepared stack bodies, and then he figured out what a platinum trophy was and it was over. also, lv99redchocobo is an awesome name. kudos
I think, some are trying to Tell the stories, they have nearest to the topic (stranger in bed -> stranger in apartment) and the person behind the videos just take the one or two stories they liked the most or would like to share them the most, yk? So maybe it is the only one answer not 100% matching the topic, but the most interesting one. I guess, we'll never know...
The people creating the video choosing the people with the avoidant answers are the real criminals in this situation, there were probably 100s of comments he could have chosen but chose the one that didn’t match the question
Ikr! The question usually bypass its target people in question but find people who barely even have one vauge experience that doesn't even answer the question No ma'am we don't need to hear your childhood trauma and sexist comments on how tall men should be
But with astounding confidence and lack of concern for consequences you too could make it rich. That's the personality of at least half the people you would consider famous at least.
Yeah, no, but man! guys like that make me upset for them, like no man, you can't just avoid everything and stick to a wall?! I understand where they're coming from, but it's a terrible place. They're probably wonderful people raised right and did everything they were asked growing up. But a spine doesn't grow on its own. They gotta take a risk. Be mindless fools for a minute, and hope no one calls your bluff. My friends who are like this, I personally would test your buttons and try you all the time until you do something about it, out of respect, and out of duty to a fellow bro.
I can actually imagine that because it happened to me! So, a couple of years ago, I woke up one night at around 4 am, and went to the kitchen to get a drink of water. A guy was sleeping on the couch snoring. I assumed it was my roommate. I almost went over and nudged him, but I thought better of it and just went back to bed and texted my roommate, "Dude, you snore." Well, a couple of hours there was a knock on my door, and it was my roommate standing there with a drunk dude who was apparently claiming that he lived in our house. The drunk dude had woken up and started wandering around the house. He wandered into my roommate's room while he was in the bathroom. Now we had been expecting a new roommate, so at first he thought maybe the new roommate had come early, but this dude was clearly not an Indian guy named Rahul. So he brought him up to me. We woke up my mom and started questioning the drunk dude, who didn't get us all that far. We ended up just calling the cops to come get him. Apparently, he was a local business owner and had been at a junior achievement (JA) meeting at the bowling alley and gotten so slammed that he forgot where he lived. My mom made the joke that instead of going to JA, he should be going to AA. As for how he got into our house. We discovered that night that the lock on our door (it has since been replaced) didn't latch correctly unless you pushed the door until you heard the latch click.
I wonder if there was a party some day, he slept over, and no one ever kicked him out so he kept coming back and stayed until he found better accommodations
This is hilarious 😂 My husband was the random guy on the couch when he was in college. The way his friends talk about how they met is just as funny. My husband is socially awkward, so he would just watch them from a distance, and eventually, they invited him to join them in their activities. He couldn't afford food, so they would feed him whatever fruit they had. I laughed and said he sounded like a lost squirrel 😂 Fast forward 10 years later, and he's well fed now and only sleeps on the couch if he fell asleep watching UA-cam 😂
This sounds completely made up, so you're expecting me to believe the guy that had the confidence and the balls to simply move into some strangers dorm uninvited and proceed to live on their couch and be chilling in his underwear in front of them playing their games and likely eating their food simply lost those balls and became some socially awkward creep that sat and creeped on a random group of people to the point they noticed and felt the need to both bring it up to him and charity him their friendship..? These sound like 2 completely different men and if your husband told you this was him after seeing this video he's lying and you're dumb for believing him
@jakedavis6823 that's cause they are two different people this person isn't claiming that her husband is the guy from the video just that he's like the guy from the video 🙄
I had a situation like this in college, we basically let anyone into our apartment and at one point i come home to see two strangers playing my games and i ask where the roommates are. They inform me they left and since these two dont have a key to the apartment they had no way to lock the door when they left so they just stayed. I just shrugged and told them to give me player one and we would all play together. I never got their names but it was a regular occurrence to find strangers in my apartment.
I've done this before albeit far less extreme and more likely more common. Just walked into their house like I belonged there, was hanging out and talking and everything with them for hours. Towards the end I got tired and wanted to leave, and usually we look specifically for the person who invited us before leaving. The thing was no one there knew who I was so they all started looking around confused waiting to figure how I was related or who had brought me. Turns out they all assumed someone else had brought me but when that person would object then tell the person they thought who had brought me, they would object also and on and on it went. I finally told them. "No. No one invited me. In fact, none of you know who I am. I am a stranger. I just walked in thru the backyard, entered, walked thru the house straight up to the porch here and sat among you like I belonged here and started talking and you all accepted me. No one questioned who I was. I am tired now tho so I am going home. It was nice spending time with you all. 😊 " They were all speechless and disturbed Like, "0.o Dafuq." I was 16 and bored while visiting some relatives in another town. While walking the streets aimlessly in broad daylight I decided in the spur of the moment to crash what looked like a small family reunion of about 30 ppl of all ages (I resembled no one there). I had asked about their hopes, dreams, fears, plans for the future, where they grew up, the life lessons they cherish the most and the one regret they wish they could change (I was always interested in psychology/therapy) ... They left knowing little to nothing about me beyond vague superficial things since I have a tendency to be curious and ask questions one after the other. I think they could sense I wasn't dangerous, but still that could have ended horrifically. I'm pretty sure if I had gotten bad vibes from them I wouldn't have stuck around as long as I did not told them the truth about my identity.
I like how your story about interacting with strangers has a "we usually" followed by very specific social behavior that wouldn't be expected if you didn't already know them.
Okay, usually when the comments are filled with "that didn't answer the question >:(" the story still fits well enough to be relevant. This is probably the first time I've seen those comments and they actually have a point. I mean, this is an amazing story that definitely made my day better, but it wasn't exactly what the question was asking
Shit like thats the best. We had a random show up at a backyard party, made it through the entire night noone caught on except me and anoher guy and we were just roaring. He slept in the garage and legitimatly just crashed place to place for a month and dissapeared like he showed up. Never stole or screwed around , had money , i think he even worked lol
My grandad sleeps on the couch. Since it's very hot in the summer, he leaves the balcony doors open and just closes the blinds (we don't have AC). It's an L shaped sofa. One morning he woke up to find a guy sleeping on the other side of the sofa. A drunk tourist after a rough night crashed there somehow. He woke the guy up, the guy looked at him for a good thirty seconds, and then ran away like all hounds were chasing him. Lmao
Girl what so a homless dude just walked in your apartment in his undies, ate slept drank and played video games, no one questioned it at all, no one ever aproached the dude like what are you doing here?, who are you?. Like he could have stole some stuff for all ya know... College is wild
I mean most college kids are broke with maybe part time jobs and only have the basics and the console they played on is most likely a gift, that they didn’t pay for. 😂
I'm in college now and if someone walked in I wouldn't question it and I would just assume it was one of my roommates friends. I would most likely ask who there here for though just so I can tell them where that person is. As long as someone is in the dorm and if it's not the middle of the night the doors unlocked and the people do just walk in all the time to get one of them
This is actually restoring my faith in humanity - some random guy moves into your apartment and doesn't trash, damage or steal anything for a month or two. Just 🥹👌
Sounds like something a close friend of mine would do that passed away. He was very charismatic and harmless. He lived life carelessly and freely. He seen the world for what it was, and what it had to offer, its natural beauty, so he lived life on the road him and his motorcycle living through the bond and friendships with the ppl he would meet along ye way , he would Telling me beautiful stories about the beautiful people he would meet. He had no shame but people respected him and wanted to listen to what he had to say some awful people drove him off the road while he was on his bike on the side of a cliff on a windy road in the rain and dark. He fell 100 feet and died. I wish we could find the people who did it but I don’t mind him. I celebrate him because I know that’s what he would want.❤🎉
I have my story. So we was filming a film and it was set in the house in the middle of nowhere, so we slept there too. So at tge first day we had a lot af people, they all played side characters so we needed them for a night too. I was exhausted and went to sleep. I woke up with one guy next to me.
That had literally nothing to do with the question... like I'm not usually one to point out redditers not answering the question right but this is a completely different story entirely
This is a pretty average American college housing story. Had a dude like this show up in my friend group one day and we all assumed he knew the other roommate. We never once minded him taking over the couch. He was a real one, helped out, kept the place spotless for us since he was only taking one class at a time.
After 2 weeks, I feel like it's past the "stranger in the house" danger. Still terrifying, but more in the "someone bad could sneak in without issue" then "this guy is a threat".
Reminded me of Half Baked with "the guy on the couch". Just slept there, never bothering anyone. Then all of a sudden one day, chimes in with some deep thoughts and advice for them. Like he's some kind of life guru who has things all figured out!! Which apparently he does if he knows how to live rent free in a strangers house, indefinitely and not get kicked out!! LOL 😁👍
I did this in my last year of college when I couldn't afford to pay for a dorm. I showed up for a party and just kept coming back with food, beer, or supplies for the apartment. "I figured you guys needed this" I even offered to do their laundry over the weekend if they decided to go back home. They never questioned me. I miss those guys. Shout-out to Brandon, Troy and Kevin.
Nah this is completely different. You actually spoke and did things to gain their trust (I guess). This guy just randomly showed up and made himself at home and didn’t say anything lol. These boys just scared of confrontation lmaoooo and dude probably knew exactly who to choose probably felt the low dominant energy from their apartment 😂
The beauty of being a young man. We never had a couch guy stranger but from 20-24 we had a steady rotation of homies who used the couch until they got on they feet.
I can verify this happens. And those folks often are the best roommates, because they’re quite, cleanup after themselves, don’t mess with your stuff, etc
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This guy clearly understood the “just walk in and act natural and everything will be fine”
The number one rule of sneaking into places you aren't supposed to be... act like you belong there confidently enough and eventually people will start to believe it. 😂
@@michaeledmunds7056
It's surprisingly effective.
I picture him buying takeout for the house on Fridays just to keep things cool
Dude was the human equivalent of a cat. Just walked in and decided he lives here now.
Or if you don’t move they can’t see you
So a house full of nonconfrontational individuals is invaded by some dude with zero shame.
Same energy as the
*"In a village full of blind people, a one eyed person is the king".*
Edit:- replaced 'an' in front of one eyed with 'a'.
@@Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3awho is 'one an eyed ' 💀
You can't use 'an' with those two words
@@Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3a It's fine to not be good at English,it's just that,the error you did is something basic taught to kids.
@@Alfshihtzu
Sorry to bother, but would you mind elaborating where i made a mistake?
my thought process was.
"A person who has only one working eye."
So "an one eyed person."
English is my second language so i might be missing something obvious here.😅
@@Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3a the word 'an' or 'a' is used for a single thing,for example ' an umbrella = one umbrella' ' a chocolate= one chocolate '
Saying 'an one eyed person ' is like saying 'chai tea' or 'tea tea'
These sentences can be used like " Do you have an (1) umbrella?" Or
To the answer of "How many umbrellas do you have?"
" I have 1 umbrella/2 umbrellas/ 3 umbrellas etc"
They had their own "Guy On the Couch" 😅
I was about to sayyyyyy
My exact thought
I was gonna be my comment too😂, good movie!!!
Omg what k oh vie is that from
@@maryjane4432 Half Baked
"Would he slowly try to gain power" 😂😂💀
They think its animal farm lmao.
Reminds me of the movie The Double lol
_Put the salt in his coffee_
"I don't know, that doesn't sound very nic-"
*Put the salt in his coffee*
"...okay" 😮💨
*Very good.*
Sounds like he already had all the power considering they were too scared to remove him from the property
He probably could take over.. none of them have a single survival bone in their body and not even confrontational lmao
I think it would be interesting to hear the story from the stranger's point of view
Underrated comment
yeah but then it wouldn't be a stranger...
The stranger in question
“Bro, you won’t believe what I’ve been doing for the past month”
So one day there was a house party and I passed out and no one asked me to leave
then I squatted there for a few days.
I was supposed to go back home to my home state but I really just didn't want to see my family, it was cheaper than a hotel.i told my parents I was hanging out with some friends.
I had to wait a couple of months until the school started back up so I can dorm there.
let's just let it ride 2 months.
Anytime they asked me who I was there with I would just say I'm with my bud nickname I made up you've known each other for years. Now i'm back at school and they were none the wiser.
I actually was reading thru the comments hoping someone would say “that sounds just like my cousin Harrys story from when he went awall…” 😂
Mfs with no enemies be like- 😂😂
Fr all respects to that guy lmao
A human Capybara
Listen to me thorfinn you ain't got no enemies ain't no one got enemies
@@user-so1yi2tm2ryup lol
people have enemies that would send a random guy into their apartment? yeah right
@@user-so1yi2tm2r A true warrior has no enemies, bruh
I think that was a probably the best story of a home squatter ever
Fr
Ikr
Roommate distribution system
Surprisingly wholesome
And it’s the fact the unknown guy respectfully later on left on his own without them asking (probably since they probably asked but the story didn’t say it)
"I oddly respected the guy" shieet.. I would too 😂
Fr 😂😂
When the murderer decides playing oblivion is more important than committing the mass murder.
Fr, this dude was fully prepared stack bodies, and then he figured out what a platinum trophy was and it was over.
also, lv99redchocobo is an awesome name. kudos
Yea theyre just lucky they had a good gaming console with good games lol.
He took "sharing is caring" too seriously
For real
Bruh I saw the pfps and thought you replied to yourself
@@KiraYoshikageOfficialsame
There is no way to take that too seriously. 🌹
Couch surfing gone wild thank goodness he wasn't a dangerous creep
Just a chill dude :)
He wore their underwear
@@tobysmith2081what’s he gonna do stay in his old ones for two months?
@@tobysmith2081this was never said. the story went that he was in “his” underwear. listen again
He was not trying to mess up his spot what you mean😂😂😂 if they not tripping why should he😂😂😂😂
reddit users trying to avoid answering the question as much as possible
I think, some are trying to Tell the stories, they have nearest to the topic (stranger in bed -> stranger in apartment) and the person behind the videos just take the one or two stories they liked the most or would like to share them the most, yk? So maybe it is the only one answer not 100% matching the topic, but the most interesting one. I guess, we'll never know...
The people creating the video choosing the people with the avoidant answers are the real criminals in this situation, there were probably 100s of comments he could have chosen but chose the one that didn’t match the question
Honestly tho if you had a story as funny as this one you’d be looking for excuses to share it
Ikr! The question usually bypass its target people in question but find people who barely even have one vauge experience that doesn't even answer the question
No ma'am we don't need to hear your childhood trauma and sexist comments on how tall men should be
Non redditers trying to avoid correlation
So he was basically a cat in human form 😂
Edit - thank you for the likes 🫶🏾❤️
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If I had that much confidence, I would be a millionaire
Nah, gotta be lucky enough to have a good spawn (statistically those born rich die rich, and those born poor die poor).
But with astounding confidence and lack of concern for consequences you too could make it rich. That's the personality of at least half the people you would consider famous at least.
These guys are the chillest mfs alive
and not smart bc imagine if something happened
Probably completely fake. Social media is filled with fake stories like this.
@@chloeeigexactly. They ain’t chill, just scared of confrontation and no survival skills
Yeah, no, but man! guys like that make me upset for them, like no man, you can't just avoid everything and stick to a wall?!
I understand where they're coming from, but it's a terrible place.
They're probably wonderful people raised right and did everything they were asked growing up.
But a spine doesn't grow on its own. They gotta take a risk.
Be mindless fools for a minute, and hope no one calls your bluff.
My friends who are like this, I personally would test your buttons and try you all the time until you do something about it, out of respect, and out of duty to a fellow bro.
@@chloeeigsome places are hella safe like in Japan.
imagine waking up and a random guy was on your couch and none of the occupants of the house knew him.
I’m that random person on the couch
I can actually imagine that because it happened to me! So, a couple of years ago, I woke up one night at around 4 am, and went to the kitchen to get a drink of water. A guy was sleeping on the couch snoring. I assumed it was my roommate. I almost went over and nudged him, but I thought better of it and just went back to bed and texted my roommate, "Dude, you snore." Well, a couple of hours there was a knock on my door, and it was my roommate standing there with a drunk dude who was apparently claiming that he lived in our house. The drunk dude had woken up and started wandering around the house. He wandered into my roommate's room while he was in the bathroom. Now we had been expecting a new roommate, so at first he thought maybe the new roommate had come early, but this dude was clearly not an Indian guy named Rahul. So he brought him up to me. We woke up my mom and started questioning the drunk dude, who didn't get us all that far. We ended up just calling the cops to come get him. Apparently, he was a local business owner and had been at a junior achievement (JA) meeting at the bowling alley and gotten so slammed that he forgot where he lived. My mom made the joke that instead of going to JA, he should be going to AA. As for how he got into our house. We discovered that night that the lock on our door (it has since been replaced) didn't latch correctly unless you pushed the door until you heard the latch click.
I love the "would he slowly gain power?" Question
I wonder if there was a party some day, he slept over, and no one ever kicked him out so he kept coming back and stayed until he found better accommodations
"Sincerely: The guy on the couch"
This is hilarious 😂 My husband was the random guy on the couch when he was in college. The way his friends talk about how they met is just as funny. My husband is socially awkward, so he would just watch them from a distance, and eventually, they invited him to join them in their activities. He couldn't afford food, so they would feed him whatever fruit they had. I laughed and said he sounded like a lost squirrel 😂 Fast forward 10 years later, and he's well fed now and only sleeps on the couch if he fell asleep watching UA-cam 😂
So you rescued the squirrel to a forever home... or are you doing a TNR...?😂
Omg so cute
This sounds completely made up, so you're expecting me to believe the guy that had the confidence and the balls to simply move into some strangers dorm uninvited and proceed to live on their couch and be chilling in his underwear in front of them playing their games and likely eating their food simply lost those balls and became some socially awkward creep that sat and creeped on a random group of people to the point they noticed and felt the need to both bring it up to him and charity him their friendship..? These sound like 2 completely different men and if your husband told you this was him after seeing this video he's lying and you're dumb for believing him
@@jakedavis6823are you dumb
@jakedavis6823 that's cause they are two different people this person isn't claiming that her husband is the guy from the video just that he's like the guy from the video 🙄
I had a situation like this in college, we basically let anyone into our apartment and at one point i come home to see two strangers playing my games and i ask where the roommates are. They inform me they left and since these two dont have a key to the apartment they had no way to lock the door when they left so they just stayed.
I just shrugged and told them to give me player one and we would all play together. I never got their names but it was a regular occurrence to find strangers in my apartment.
... ok but I'm player one. That's awesome man
“adults, what is the crazies thing another adult has ever said to you?” “hey, infant here”
Honestly that dude was probably very low on his luck, and this may have helped him out alot, that being said, super strange story.
"See what happens"
Bruh, a group of girls could never.
A group of girls Should never 😳
Totally right!? We'd all start asking questions the following day. Girls can't afford to take that kind of risk....
Man came in, played mario kart, refused to elaborate then left. Wtf
I've done this before albeit far less extreme and more likely more common.
Just walked into their house like I belonged there, was hanging out and talking and everything with them for hours.
Towards the end I got tired and wanted to leave, and usually we look specifically for the person who invited us before leaving. The thing was no one there knew who I was so they all started looking around confused waiting to figure how I was related or who had brought me.
Turns out they all assumed someone else had brought me but when that person would object then tell the person they thought who had brought me, they would object also and on and on it went.
I finally told them. "No. No one invited me. In fact, none of you know who I am. I am a stranger. I just walked in thru the backyard, entered, walked thru the house straight up to the porch here and sat among you like I belonged here and started talking and you all accepted me. No one questioned who I was. I am tired now tho so I am going home. It was nice spending time with you all. 😊 "
They were all speechless and disturbed Like, "0.o Dafuq."
I was 16 and bored while visiting some relatives in another town. While walking the streets aimlessly in broad daylight I decided in the spur of the moment to crash what looked like a small family reunion of about 30 ppl of all ages (I resembled no one there).
I had asked about their hopes, dreams, fears, plans for the future, where they grew up, the life lessons they cherish the most and the one regret they wish they could change (I was always interested in psychology/therapy) ... They left knowing little to nothing about me beyond vague superficial things since I have a tendency to be curious and ask questions one after the other.
I think they could sense I wasn't dangerous, but still that could have ended horrifically. I'm pretty sure if I had gotten bad vibes from them I wouldn't have stuck around as long as I did not told them the truth about my identity.
Yeah your full of shit 😂
Wow, more stories from you, please fellow drifter!
I like how your story about interacting with strangers has a "we usually" followed by very specific social behavior that wouldn't be expected if you didn't already know them.
Damn. He's going/went places. Like another person's apartment. I respect that so much. 😂
Yeah this is a tactic people use. Go to a place where people have multple roommates and everyone thinks it's someone elses friend.
I like how there was no malice involved, he just stayed there didnt make problems and then he left
Respect to that man and the roommates being so chill about it
“Would he slowly try to gain power?” is crazzyyyy😂
I have a hard time confronting people but bloody hell I don't think I'm this bad
These dudes are living in GTA Vibes City, where people just break into your house to chill and play games.
That couch guy rocks
This guys after living together for half a year:
"Who are you?"
Okay, usually when the comments are filled with "that didn't answer the question >:(" the story still fits well enough to be relevant. This is probably the first time I've seen those comments and they actually have a point.
I mean, this is an amazing story that definitely made my day better, but it wasn't exactly what the question was asking
Shit like thats the best. We had a random show up at a backyard party, made it through the entire night noone caught on except me and anoher guy and we were just roaring. He slept in the garage and legitimatly just crashed place to place for a month and dissapeared like he showed up. Never stole or screwed around , had money , i think he even worked lol
Sounds like what Christopher McCandless did many years ago look up “into the wild” by Jon Krakauer. It’s a fascinating true story
Dude might have bee an alien for all you know!!
... Shear amount of confidence and adoucitiy is hilarious.
Bros an absolute legend 🤣🤣😂 honestly, if it turned out he was that friendly, I’d have kept him too 🤣😂
Bro is surfer level chill
Pretty cool of you, I feel like I would act about the same given the discovery of an imposter amongst my roommates
this group sounds so chill to be around bro
My grandad sleeps on the couch. Since it's very hot in the summer, he leaves the balcony doors open and just closes the blinds (we don't have AC). It's an L shaped sofa. One morning he woke up to find a guy sleeping on the other side of the sofa. A drunk tourist after a rough night crashed there somehow. He woke the guy up, the guy looked at him for a good thirty seconds, and then ran away like all hounds were chasing him. Lmao
Bro NEEDED that couch lmfaoooooo
Girl what so a homless dude just walked in your apartment in his undies, ate slept drank and played video games, no one questioned it at all, no one ever aproached the dude like what are you doing here?, who are you?.
Like he could have stole some stuff for all ya know...
College is wild
I mean most college kids are broke with maybe part time jobs and only have the basics and the console they played on is most likely a gift, that they didn’t pay for. 😂
It's a pretty average college story really.
I'm in college now and if someone walked in I wouldn't question it and I would just assume it was one of my roommates friends.
I would most likely ask who there here for though just so I can tell them where that person is.
As long as someone is in the dorm and if it's not the middle of the night the doors unlocked and the people do just walk in all the time to get one of them
we're tired hungry and preoccupied, last thing we're worried about which of our roommates friends are crashing on the couch and when lmao
This is actually restoring my faith in humanity - some random guy moves into your apartment and doesn't trash, damage or steal anything for a month or two. Just 🥹👌
😂😂 I can't believe yall let him 😂😂😂
when I am in a lying competition and my oponent is a Redditor
Nah I think it's true
Sounds like something a close friend of mine would do that passed away. He was very charismatic and harmless. He lived life carelessly and freely. He seen the world for what it was, and what it had to offer, its natural beauty, so he lived life on the road him and his motorcycle living through the bond and friendships with the ppl he would meet along ye way , he would Telling me beautiful stories about the beautiful people he would meet. He had no shame but people respected him and wanted to listen to what he had to say some awful people drove him off the road while he was on his bike on the side of a cliff on a windy road in the rain and dark. He fell 100 feet and died. I wish we could find the people who did it but I don’t mind him. I celebrate him because I know that’s what he would want.❤🎉
I have my story. So we was filming a film and it was set in the house in the middle of nowhere, so we slept there too. So at tge first day we had a lot af people, they all played side characters so we needed them for a night too. I was exhausted and went to sleep. I woke up with one guy next to me.
"I'll be fine there's more important matters going on right now" 🤣
“People who have woken up in bed with a stranger, what’s your story?"
"It wasn’t a stranger but.."
That had literally nothing to do with the question... like I'm not usually one to point out redditers not answering the question right but this is a completely different story entirely
Its not the Redditors fault, its the UA-cam shorts posters fault for not choosing a matching story in a sea of 100s of stories on one thread.
“Hey X, question?”
“Not X, but.”
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
That sounds like an episode of Doctor Who or Rick and Morty 😂
“Just smile and wave boys… smile and wave.”
That's hilarious 😂😂😂
How is having a stranger in your place funny?? There’s no telling what could happen to you
Because when he shoots you with his last bullet, he will shit his pants because you will stand there, unfazed!
Probably because he had been there for a bit and done nothing
because they all thought he was a friend of another roommate (and he was pretty harmless)
Because if it’s for that long there is a low chance he will try anything harmful.
This is a pretty average American college housing story. Had a dude like this show up in my friend group one day and we all assumed he knew the other roommate. We never once minded him taking over the couch. He was a real one, helped out, kept the place spotless for us since he was only taking one class at a time.
Its hilarious! I love OP'S attitude!!
My man was just chill like that
I did that for like a week or two stole some stuff
Honestly, I hope nobody you know sees this comment 🫡
@@Bikeaboowhy lol 😂
early
uwu haiii ^_^ :3 :v ^w^ >w< >_
“Until he slowly tried to gain power” 😂😂😂
"Would he slowly try to gain power?" lol
Bro has experienced everything
This guy has no shame in a ridiculous way 😂
After 2 weeks, I feel like it's past the "stranger in the house" danger. Still terrifying, but more in the "someone bad could sneak in without issue" then "this guy is a threat".
Screw the story, these shorts are amazing
This is the guy you hire to talk in important conferences. He just gets on the stage and feels home, easily a success
Bro took “make yourself at home” too serious 💀
“Will he slowly gain power” is hilarious 🤣
I make things up sometimes too. Couch guy from half baked was funny.
This dude is the guy from f****** half baked I tell you
Yall confidence is everything I remember hearing that about stealing or sneaking in but guess it applies to this too lol
That is absolutely fucking hilarious, but kind of horrifying at the same time.
Nah it’s not the audacity to walk in that gets me, it’s the audacity to disappear without saying a word once he was accepted into the group
This is like a cat putting on a dog costume and infiltrating a house full of golden retrievers. 😅
That is amazing, waaay better than the story we were promised!
When your wedding gets crashed and you say you look familiar and the guy gos "its me couch guy! I m here for the food"
bro was chilling
When you’ve never actually met your landlord lol
Bro just popped in like he lived there 🤣
When I'm in a "Not really [Actual question] but" competition and my opponent is a redditor
“Slowly try to gain power” like its game of thrones LOL
Dang he was bro and did the most bro thing yet 😢❤ we’ll miss him
Reminded me of Half Baked with "the guy on the couch". Just slept there, never bothering anyone. Then all of a sudden one day, chimes in with some deep thoughts and advice for them. Like he's some kind of life guru who has things all figured out!!
Which apparently he does if he knows how to live rent free in a strangers house, indefinitely and not get kicked out!! LOL 😁👍
universal Cat distribution energy 😂
“Slowly try to gain power” 😭😭👌🏼
Mini Christopher Columbus type vacation 😂 “I live here now”
The guy on the couch. Half Baked reference 😂
The most chill guy ever in existence.
He read that room perfectly.
I did this in my last year of college when I couldn't afford to pay for a dorm. I showed up for a party and just kept coming back with food, beer, or supplies for the apartment. "I figured you guys needed this"
I even offered to do their laundry over the weekend if they decided to go back home. They never questioned me. I miss those guys. Shout-out to Brandon, Troy and Kevin.
Nah this is completely different. You actually spoke and did things to gain their trust (I guess). This guy just randomly showed up and made himself at home and didn’t say anything lol. These boys just scared of confrontation lmaoooo and dude probably knew exactly who to choose probably felt the low dominant energy from their apartment 😂
Odin just stopping in to hang out with mortals from time to time
Definition of "smile and wave, boys smile and wave"
The beauty of being a young man. We never had a couch guy stranger but from 20-24 we had a steady rotation of homies who used the couch until they got on they feet.
Definitely a “Halfbaked” reference 😂
“Would he slowly try to gain power?” is WILD, I love that guy’s chaotic energy
He was probably down on his luck with nothing to loose
I can verify this happens. And those folks often are the best roommates, because they’re quite, cleanup after themselves, don’t mess with your stuff, etc