Hahaha. I ride a Flathead Chopper, an Evo Electra-Glide, a naked Evo Electra-Glide (poor man's Road King), & a Honda chook chaser. I've been riding 40 years (I'm 53). I do have an 80 Series Landcruiser to take my kids camping & hunting. I live in a rural town in North Queensland & drive trucks to earn a crust. I usually wear my Wrangler jeans, Ariat Boots, & one of my 4 dozen Hawaiian shirts. I never wore helmets until they changed the laws, & I couldn't afford to keep paying the fines anymore. So I wear the smallest helmet I can get a way with. I also keep a Dri-Zqbone with me in case of rain, but I've never been worried about getting wet while riding. ( Nice & warm up here in the tropics anyway). I don't wear a vest, & think old mate with 2,300 pims & 3,600 embroided patches on his veast is a poser. Same as the Gucci Harley jackets etc. I ride to smalk towns & have a counter lunch then ride home when I'm on a day trip to support local communities. I ride 12 to 16hrs when I need to be halfway across the country in a couole of days. So I don't appear to fit in any of your groups that you have mentioned. So what am I? Maybe just a flog who rides just for the sheer enjoyment of the road, the picturesque vista, & being one with my bike. Maybe I'm just a Cowpoke? On a steel hors3 I ride🎵🎶
Great point Paul. I had a scratch with my Indian same outcome...I couldn't believe it. No touch up paint had to get it colour matched...what happened to customer service!!
Great vid you Flogs, as always, smashed it out of the park. Another good route to enjoy - keep them coming. Hope to catch you down at the Blessing in a week or so. Pup
Your description tended towards a bastardised variant of the traditional old school biker/bikie. Some items missing in your description.. .. A hardcore player would also include wearing your 'originals' - both cut-off jacket and jeans - sporting years of accumulated 'road' grime. Mandatory then. The reason you dont see them these days is that anyone that was wearing them 'in the day', is now way too old or too fat to fit into them or the items have rotted away - Thank god for stretchy jeans. Some others.. 'Dont f*ck with me, fingerless nasty gloves' - Worn even when off the bike. Johnny Reb boots , or if you were from over the ditch, KIWI dancing shoes (safety boots with the toe polished) Wet weather gear? - a tatty Dry-as-a-Bone - frayed because it'd been caught in the chain to many times. Sleeping gear? - a dodgy old farty bag from the Army Surplus store... wrapped in a blue bit of plastic or old canvas. Spurned motels/hotel ... Luxury if there was a communal tent. The current batch of bikie/biker is the complete opposite. Some regular generic attributes.... Jeans that are way to tight and too short (ankle freezers) Running shoes that cost nearly as much as the bikes front tyre - preferably white, yellow or red. No socks. Fullface helmet or a badass ski mask with the cut-down open face. Expensive 'Paris Hilton' type sunnies Shorts in summer - Heavt duty expensive kevlar jeans in winter. Battery operated thermal jackets. No more than 200 kms traveled in one sitting. Personal grooming (hair depletion/styling/perfumery) that rivals the girlfriends Motel/Hotel VIP customer An active ArseBook account with Instagram to supplement😎. 🙈🙉🙊 Back to my shed.😉
Ha Ha How far into the show did it take to realise that Terry. 😂 Yes we probably both could do with some professional help, but we are having lots of fun brother. Thanks for watching.
I forgot to add. I had to go to New Caledonia for work last week (2 x nights 1 x day for work) The roads and development would make your roads in Vic look as poor as they actually are. Makes the Bruce Highway in the mid section look like a goat track.........Sadly.
After riding 47 years by the Grace of God and still going , I'm SO happy to announce I'm a pussey mates . Because even though I ride my 05 Deuce and 14 Firefighter Shrine Streetglide in all weather's I ❤️listening to my pussey AC /DC and Led Zeppelin, Motorhead music . I AM the Ace of Spades ♤ 🤔😉😂🏴🇺🇲👍ps I'm usually out riding when the real pussey s say they aren't going out today because it's too cold. 🤔
Ha Ha Well you join us William, both happy to have tunes to play when we are in the mood. May I suggest you add a good dose of ‘Five Finger Death Punch.’ 😂 Thanks for watching.
Ah crap! I’m only halfway through and ticked most of the categories. Brands, bikes, Gortex, helmets with tech, Chapter, hats in the panniers etc. Adventure bike barely off road, tank bag, patched up vest. Mid life crisis, weekend therapy, heated grips 😂 Feel like I need to fly the 🏳️🌈 just to cover all my biker needs and categories. I identify as +. 😂😂😂 But will fit the most important category on Sunday! Riding for breast cancer awareness. I’m a giver. Black Dog, any cause or charity I don’t mind. Will be dressed in pink, looking like a d1ck but raising money. That’s the type of biker I am. I have my own style and reasons, like every biker we are all unique, (but some are very freakin unique) 🤪
Here's another are you a biker group the RUB rich urban biker the rebel dentist who only does 500k a year and everything is NEW and will be traded in when it isn't new or this years model this also applies to chook chasers
Ah man, You lot have scarred me. I have a 790r for blasting with mates, all good until I need to stop, my inseem dont match the seat height...!! My Honda CMX1100 is a poor copy of a Sportster but I have no inseem issues, but It aint a HD so I be no member there, Honda Rebel...... (pun noted...??) But I am lucky enough to hide my BMW R18c away from my wife but I dont have a vest with patches so I must be a lost child of tribe-less pack. Heck man I dont fit in at all.
Another great show guys, very funny to, thanks
Glad you enjoyed it David, was a fun one to make.
proud to be in this community thanks for the mention
Dave you are an intricate part of our community, we are glad you enjoy the show and love your input.
Hahaha. I ride a Flathead Chopper, an Evo Electra-Glide, a naked Evo Electra-Glide (poor man's Road King), & a Honda chook chaser. I've been riding 40 years (I'm 53). I do have an 80 Series Landcruiser to take my kids camping & hunting. I live in a rural town in North Queensland & drive trucks to earn a crust. I usually wear my Wrangler jeans, Ariat Boots, & one of my 4 dozen Hawaiian shirts. I never wore helmets until they changed the laws, & I couldn't afford to keep paying the fines anymore. So I wear the smallest helmet I can get a way with. I also keep a Dri-Zqbone with me in case of rain, but I've never been worried about getting wet while riding. ( Nice & warm up here in the tropics anyway). I don't wear a vest, & think old mate with 2,300 pims & 3,600 embroided patches on his veast is a poser. Same as the Gucci Harley jackets etc. I ride to smalk towns & have a counter lunch then ride home when I'm on a day trip to support local communities. I ride 12 to 16hrs when I need to be halfway across the country in a couole of days.
So I don't appear to fit in any of your groups that you have mentioned. So what am I? Maybe just a flog who rides just for the sheer enjoyment of the road, the picturesque vista, & being one with my bike.
Maybe I'm just a Cowpoke? On a steel hors3 I ride🎵🎶
Yep, definitely fit into the flog category
Great point Paul. I had a scratch with my Indian same outcome...I couldn't believe it. No touch up paint had to get it colour matched...what happened to customer service!!
100% seems the customer is no longer King. It’s ridiculous. Thanks for watching.
Great vid you Flogs, as always, smashed it out of the park. Another good route to enjoy - keep them coming. Hope to catch you down at the Blessing in a week or so. Pup
Thanks 👍Pup, much appreciated, was a fun episode to do. See you at The BOTBs
Awesome show guys. Love the banter great laugh! Best episode yet!
Thanks for watching, we appreciate your support.
Another great episode. Looking forward to Blessing of the Bike...great cause being a donor recipient
We agree 100%. Make sure you come over and say hi. We will be there all day
Love the show guys. Such a laugh!
Cheers Nate. Was good fun that one.
I’m with you Paul, there’s no rational answer to woke ism. This is the dumbest time in the history of the world 🙄
Yep, we just gotta crank up the volume, hit the rev limiter and push through the nonsense. Thanks for watching.
Best show yet guys, laught my arse off
Ha Ha Yes it was fun to do. 100% ad lib, so clearly we are two demented lunatics 😂 Thanks for watching.
Has anyone got heated gloves, i have the jacket 😆. Funny vid guys awesome 😂👏🏼👏🏼
A big salute from Daytona Beach 🏝️
Hey thanks P.J, much appreciated Thanks for watching.
I always thought that 'hard core' meant having a calcified heart valve.
😂😂🤣 Thanks for watching
Your description tended towards a bastardised variant of the traditional old school biker/bikie.
Some items missing in your description..
.. A hardcore player would also include wearing your 'originals' - both cut-off jacket and jeans - sporting years of accumulated 'road' grime. Mandatory then.
The reason you dont see them these days is that anyone that was wearing them 'in the day', is now way too old or too fat to fit into them or the items have rotted away - Thank god for stretchy jeans.
Some others..
'Dont f*ck with me, fingerless nasty gloves' - Worn even when off the bike.
Johnny Reb boots , or if you were from over the ditch, KIWI dancing shoes (safety boots with the toe polished)
Wet weather gear? - a tatty Dry-as-a-Bone - frayed because it'd been caught in the chain to many times.
Sleeping gear? - a dodgy old farty bag from the Army Surplus store... wrapped in a blue bit of plastic or old canvas.
Spurned motels/hotel ... Luxury if there was a communal tent.
The current batch of bikie/biker is the complete opposite.
Some regular generic attributes....
Jeans that are way to tight and too short (ankle freezers)
Running shoes that cost nearly as much as the bikes front tyre - preferably white, yellow or red.
No socks.
Fullface helmet or a badass ski mask with the cut-down open face.
Expensive 'Paris Hilton' type sunnies
Shorts in summer - Heavt duty expensive kevlar jeans in winter.
Battery operated thermal jackets.
No more than 200 kms traveled in one sitting.
Personal grooming (hair depletion/styling/perfumery) that rivals the girlfriends
Motel/Hotel VIP customer
An active ArseBook account with Instagram to supplement😎.
🙈🙉🙊
Back to my shed.😉
😂😂🤣. Thanks Sid, that gave me a good belly laugh. Reply of the post. You’ve certainly got a lot of the ‘New Age Bikies’ pegged. 😂
You Guys are nuts 😂😂
Ha Ha How far into the show did it take to realise that Terry. 😂 Yes we probably both could do with some professional help, but we are having lots of fun brother. Thanks for watching.
Love it the head on whitey brilliant 😂😂😂 keep up the great content boys
Hey Joe, was a fun episode to make, glad it gave you a laugh. Thanks for watching we appreciate your support. Whitey and Paul
Couldn’t stop laughing love the show ,New Sub Salute🥃
Hey thanks Ron, we appreciate you watching and subscribing. Loads more laughs, biker subjects and more to come. 2AF’s
I forgot to add. I had to go to New Caledonia for work last week (2 x nights 1 x day for work) The roads and development would make your roads in Vic look as poor as they actually are. Makes the Bruce Highway in the mid section look like a goat track.........Sadly.
See even third world developing countries have better roads than us. 😞
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Ha Ha Trump is a little far left Whitey says, 😂 but you’re on the right track.
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After riding 47 years by the Grace of God and still going , I'm SO happy to announce I'm a pussey mates . Because even though I ride my 05 Deuce and 14 Firefighter Shrine Streetglide in all weather's I ❤️listening to my pussey AC /DC and Led Zeppelin, Motorhead music . I AM the Ace of Spades ♤ 🤔😉😂🏴🇺🇲👍ps I'm usually out riding when the real pussey s say they aren't going out today because it's too cold. 🤔
Ha Ha Well you join us William, both happy to have tunes to play when we are in the mood. May I suggest you add a good dose of ‘Five Finger Death Punch.’ 😂 Thanks for watching.
Love the show Guy's after a shit week it was great to have a laugh, keep up the awesome work 😀🖕
Hey Rick, thanks mate, we certainly had a laugh filming this one. Whitey & Paul
Ford ranger is the bikers truck 💯 👍 😂
😆😆😆
Ah crap! I’m only halfway through and ticked most of the categories.
Brands, bikes, Gortex, helmets with tech, Chapter, hats in the panniers etc.
Adventure bike barely off road, tank bag, patched up vest. Mid life crisis, weekend therapy, heated grips 😂
Feel like I need to fly the 🏳️🌈 just to cover all my biker needs and categories.
I identify as +. 😂😂😂
But will fit the most important category on Sunday! Riding for breast cancer awareness.
I’m a giver.
Black Dog, any cause or charity I don’t mind.
Will be dressed in pink, looking like a d1ck but raising money.
That’s the type of biker I am. I have my own style and reasons, like every biker we are all unique, (but some are very freakin unique) 🤪
Amen to that brother. Ride safe and thanks for watching. 2AF’s
Thats it no more Swedish meatballs at IKEA or porn movies
😂 100%
Here's another are you a biker group the RUB rich urban biker the rebel dentist who only does 500k a year and everything is NEW and will be traded in when it isn't new or this years model this also applies to chook chasers
😂 we reckon there are countless groups we missed. We may have to do a follow up episode. 😂 Thanks for watching.
It’s I use to deliver telegrams on a Honda ag bike
Hey as Paul said, “It’s all the same wind mate. As long as you are on two wheels we are glad to have you join us.
I went shopping with the wife this morning Harley Davison belt & Moto Guzzi t-shirt, I thought why not.
Spread the love mate
Ah man, You lot have scarred me. I have a 790r for blasting with mates, all good until I need to stop, my inseem dont match the seat height...!! My Honda CMX1100 is a poor copy of a Sportster but I have no inseem issues, but It aint a HD so I be no member there, Honda Rebel...... (pun noted...??) But I am lucky enough to hide my BMW R18c away from my wife but I dont have a vest with patches so I must be a lost child of tribe-less pack. Heck man I dont fit in at all.
Well that’s it, looks like no matter how many bikes you have, or miles you travel, like us you are not a real biker. Best hang up the leathers. 😂
😂😂🤠🇺🇸😎👋👋👋
Thanks for watching Flip and crew. 👋
18 months, lol more like 5 years.
Thanks for watching, we appreciate your support.
To be a real biker you have to wear socks and eat meat and don't do botox 😂
It’s a good start 😂 Thanks for watching.
Or be trendy I hate even saying the word