"Brain the size of a marble"...was that guy talking about himself?! I think I'm addicted to watching Salem clips - is that bad? - but yeah, that is so funny. Made me laugh when Salem looks out through the letterbox - "It's a little early for a full moon!" The writers did good with Salem's character. I definitely agree that Harvey was the best boyfriend Sabrina had and the guy in this clip...not so great.
My daughter who really wanted a cat for a pet was like daddy I'll do anything for a cat. Alright his name is Salem. Yes I'm fine with that. If he scratches a boy you're not allowed to take them to prom. What's prom? Salem will know. Three months later.. Salem for into a fight with her 2nd grade playdate. Mother callse up why did your pet attack my child? Ma'am if your son was abusing a kitten in front of my daughter you need to reconsider the priorities. Are there any pets in your household? Did you leave Johnny Doe alone with them? And did suddenly a puppy or goldfish suddenly die? Uh.. yes... We had a parakeet... Good don't blame my Cat. I looked over to Salem and was like good job . Earlier than expected. You're getting wet food for lunch.
@@thefurrybastard1964In the Wizard of Oz books, Toto the dog can actually talk but no one realizes it until almost halfway through the series since he never bothered speaking until then
@@Vix2066 It would be *BRILLIANT!* Wise cracking 1970s Black Guy with a ton of street smarts teaming up with a highly intelligent and devious Cat. I'd watch the hell out of it!
*Pretty boy whom I don’t remember the name annoys Salem and eats his chicken* Me : Oh oh Salem : This. Means. WAAAAAAR ! Me : Poor guy, Pretty Boy doesn’t stand a chance
Hilda: Salem! Salem: I tried so hard! I'm not a puzzle person! Sabrina: It's okay, it's the effort that counts. *glances at the board* Were you drunk? Zelda: We'll just have to use the other board. Salem: Th-There's another board? Guh! *falls back and faints* (Kills me every time.)
There are a few other moments I wouldn't mind seeing. One such instance: Sabrina: Who gave me a picture of fire? Salem: One of the pirates. Sabrina: I'm related to them?! Salem: It involves a third cousin and a crazy night in Kingston, Jamaica. Sabrina: You know with all these clues neatly lined up, I still have no idea what to do about the family secret. Salem: Think it has something to do with manure? Sabrina: Where'd you get that? Salem: I just like saying ma-nure.
5:14 Salem: *opens the mail flap* it’s a little early for a full moon MEHAHAHAHA (I’d be the same if someone treated me the same if I ever somehow switched my brain into a cats body I know Salem was turned into a cat but just saying but would anyone else do the same?)
Cats seem to get away with making your life miserable without it seeming like any crime at all to no one. People will believe you are crazy before they are convinced a cat is, lol
Ive seen him playing a trucker in That 70s show who hit on Kelso. Also one of the beaver brothers in The Angry Beavers, he is such a familiar voice but i dont get to see him too often. Hes one of those voices that just put on so much character. Its ironic that i heard him somewhere and just couldn’t put my finger on where or why he seemed SO familiar.
Salem Saberhagen. A human mind trapped in a cat's body. The intelligence of a human confined to such a small brain. PERPETUAL LACK OF AN ATTENTION SPAN! Mehahahahahaha! *A Few Moments Later, ruined by one of Salem's expert plots* OH HOH HOH HOH, WHYY-HYY-HYY-HYYY?!
i love love love salem th cat i only used to this show to see Salem , I wish they made a show with only Salem as the Star, the talks between Salem and Harvey was the cutest , Nick Bakay is awesome, he should have done more voices, love you Salem
When you realize the girl Sabrina had to take care of in later seasons could have ended up like Salem. When you realize that it was Hilda that followed Salem around while not being related and just Zelda allowed Salem to live with them. (True that 300 yrs of having the cat buuutttt) When you realize that Salem sometimes dated other cons however other times dated other cats and how creepy it is that he called people to have phone dates while Zelda just laughed and thought nothing of it more than "too good that his attempts will always be spoiled" regardless of the fact he can still walk and look to what's under a skirt. ewwwwwww.... Still love the people that made the Salem effects and the person who was the voice THE IRREPLACEABLE VOICE.
Salem was sentenced by the Witches Council to be a cat for 80 years because he tried to take over the world (cue Pinky and the brain). Hilda, for getting caught up in it, was sentenced to have to live with/take care of Salem during his sentence.
Without Salem, the series wouldn't have its charm.
Well the show certainly wouldn't have that Dementia joke without him. lol
Agreed
Anyone know where I can download em?
Is that intended to be a funny pun about magic?
Because yes.
Agreed
"Did you just speak?"
"No, it's the dementia kicking in."
"Oh thank God"
Which episode is that?
@@zurvanmooney4940 Its one in season 7... one where morgan "hires" the old ladies to make clothes
Salem getting revenge on that guy has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen period
"Brain the size of a marble"...was that guy talking about himself?! I think I'm addicted to watching Salem clips - is that bad? - but yeah, that is so funny. Made me laugh when Salem looks out through the letterbox - "It's a little early for a full moon!" The writers did good with Salem's character. I definitely agree that Harvey was the best boyfriend Sabrina had and the guy in this clip...not so great.
My daughter who really wanted a cat for a pet was like daddy I'll do anything for a cat.
Alright his name is Salem.
Yes I'm fine with that.
If he scratches a boy you're not allowed to take them to prom.
What's prom?
Salem will know.
Three months later..
Salem for into a fight with her 2nd grade playdate.
Mother callse up why did your pet attack my child?
Ma'am if your son was abusing a kitten in front of my daughter you need to reconsider the priorities. Are there any pets in your household? Did you leave Johnny Doe alone with them? And did suddenly a puppy or goldfish suddenly die?
Uh.. yes... We had a parakeet...
Good don't blame my Cat.
I looked over to Salem and was like good job . Earlier than expected. You're getting wet food for lunch.
@@christopherbingham5092the relationship just felt forced unlike the ones with Harvey and Josh
@@SICPARVISMAGNA3018 I think that was the point.
3:35 he LITERALLY came in and HEARD Salem LITERALLY say “Woof woof I mean meow” and DOESNT even question it! 😂😂😂
Brain the size of marble indeed
3:21
I think we can all agree that if cats could talk, most of them would sound like this.
I think if Cats could talk, they wouldn't when humans are around just to mess with us.
@@thefurrybastard1964In the Wizard of Oz books, Toto the dog can actually talk but no one realizes it until almost halfway through the series since he never bothered speaking until then
@@matityaloran9157 why can I imagine toto with a deep voice scaring the oz out of group and dorothy just fainting
Definitely
Salem wearing glasses at 1:14 lmao
"this.. means.. war!!" you don't just take the leftovers lol
Listen pretty boy. You don't wanna get in a spray war with ME.
In 2001, I named my new kitten Salem. He lived up the legend he was named for.
Was he pampered and spoiled a lot?
Did he have a personality as well?!
Did he cackle or mess around with tassels?
Same with our Papa Salem. He made it to 20 out of spite.
Really wish human Salem got his own episode.
I think he should have been kept as a Cat, but had a spin off show where he opens a private detective agency with Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch,
@@thefurrybastard1964 lol what
@@Vix2066 It would be *BRILLIANT!*
Wise cracking 1970s Black Guy with a ton of street smarts teaming up with a highly intelligent and devious Cat.
I'd watch the hell out of it!
He stays busy.
"Did you just speak?"
"Uh, no, that's the dementia setting in."
"Oh, thank God 😅 😟"
Yeah that got me too 😂
1:25
HURR!!!
Tassel?
Don't toy with me you saucy minks! HA! HA! Ha! ha!
Minx
I found..
A damn human with pfp with Valeska under my spirit animal video.
I love you, Mr J.
Saucy minx lol
That “Hurr” sound always made me laugh.
I love this "hurr", always make me laugh... i'd love a video with salem "hurrs" lol
1:25 this part always cracks me up. He’s just like "Huh? A tassel? Don’t you with me you saucy minx!!" followed by giggling.
Lesson number one about enemies: never pick a fight with a cat, they’re capable of making your life miserable without trying.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
And that's if they *like* you!
And you can’t stay mad at them because they are too adorable
Salem Saberhagen: The main reason I’m always coming back to this series of Sabrina the teenaged witch
Yeah, but then you have to deal with that douch Libby again
The voice actor was GENIUS!!!
He was Norb on Angry Beavers
@@EssexAggiegrad2011I THOUGHT HE SOUNDED FAMILFAMILIAR OH MY GAWD!!!
"Well, needless to say, uh-oh, SpaghettiOs."
“This, means, WAAAAAAR!” Sounds like me when someone tries to bully me
"It's just the dementia setting in" lol😅😂
Salem the Cat is channeling his inner Bugs Bunny when he declares funny war on Sabrina's fiancee Aaron.
Salem just accepted Harvey no one else.
For it's time, that puppet was incredible. They'd probably just use lame fake CGI if they rebooted this show today.
Rule one about cats: They own you and everything in it, not the other way around!
Rule 2: DON'T TOUCH MEW REMOTE HOOMAN!!
Without a doubt Salem is the funniest character
I LOVE his evil laugh 😂
4:20
Me: of course you realise
Salem: this means WAR
I love how you think. It reminds me of Lonney Tunes.
*Pretty boy whom I don’t remember the name annoys Salem and eats his chicken*
Me : Oh oh
Salem : This. Means. WAAAAAAR !
Me : Poor guy, Pretty Boy doesn’t stand a chance
The way Salem was playing dead, had me laughing 😂 😂so hard.
Hilda: Salem!
Salem: I tried so hard! I'm not a puzzle person!
Sabrina: It's okay, it's the effort that counts. *glances at the board* Were you drunk?
Zelda: We'll just have to use the other board.
Salem: Th-There's another board? Guh! *falls back and faints*
(Kills me every time.)
Elise Gutierrez oh good I thought I was weird laughing at them
7:48
My favorite Salem moment!😄
"Listen pretty boy, You do not want to get into a spraybattle with me" xD
Between Salem and Jiji from Kiki's Delivery Service, I've grown up so snarky 😂
He’s definitely my spirit animal
Aaron was such a petty jerk. Never mess with Salem.
Why was she marrying him and not the other guy again?
There are a few other moments I wouldn't mind seeing. One such instance:
Sabrina: Who gave me a picture of fire?
Salem: One of the pirates.
Sabrina: I'm related to them?!
Salem: It involves a third cousin and a crazy night in Kingston, Jamaica.
Sabrina: You know with all these clues neatly lined up, I still have no idea what to do about the family secret.
Salem: Think it has something to do with manure?
Sabrina: Where'd you get that?
Salem: I just like saying ma-nure.
Nah, been 29 years but I still remember m'fire, m'fired and m'quitting.
Why was I only able to say Ma-nure while doing a Salem impression?
5:14 Salem: *opens the mail flap* it’s a little early for a full moon MEHAHAHAHA
(I’d be the same if someone treated me the same if I ever somehow switched my brain into a cats body I know Salem was turned into a cat but just saying but would anyone else do the same?)
I love how Salem OWNED Aaron in that moment!!
I’d be like this even if I WASN’T in a cat’s body! 🤣
I sure would and I be a lot more nasty about it. Nobody stops me from watching my NetFlix, NO ONE!!!
Cats seem to get away with making your life miserable without it seeming like any crime at all to no one. People will believe you are crazy before they are convinced a cat is, lol
Which episode is this one 😂
“No it’s the dementia setting in” 😭😩🤣Savage qween
“A tassel don’t toy with me you saucy minx”
5:51 best oops in history. AOOPS!!!!!!
*laughs* TASSELS
Lily Iris you saucy minx
@@MangaSlayer102 every cat EVER!
I always remembered that Salem was in fact a warlock war criminal cursed to the that form to contain his power and punish him at the same time..
4:39 uh woof woof, I mean meow meow 😺😹
If I saw a cat work a remote I would be to impressed I’ll let the cat watch what he wants
This show would not be the same without Salem 😂
He has such a suave voice
Ive seen him playing a trucker in That 70s show who hit on Kelso. Also one of the beaver brothers in The Angry Beavers, he is such a familiar voice but i dont get to see him too often. Hes one of those voices that just put on so much character. Its ironic that i heard him somewhere and just couldn’t put my finger on where or why he seemed SO familiar.
@@user-bi6po6zj1f omg, you're right! He is Norbert Beaver!
@7:50 that’s me whenever I work hard at something, only to realize that 1: I did it wrong and have to start over or 2: it wasn’t necessary after all.
7:51
wof wof, i mean meow meow hahaha
I still from childhood to now quote that "don't toy with me, you saucy minx"
I don't think there's enough tassels in the area I never get to say it ;/
@@kennykiller It's a good joke for a girl with a sense of humour!
Adapt, overcome, learn!
Please, let this be on TV again!
It’s on Amazon prime
If you have a Roku, it's on their free tv app!
It’s also on Hulu
I'm currently watching it on Paramount Plus.
Made you look!! 😹
I love Salem. Such a personality.
"It's a little early for a full moon"
Brave made a similar joke while showing the...you-know-what. Not sure which show is more appropriate.
The padlock wasn’t even doing anything.
I used to watch this show with my Mom when I was a toddler in the 90s. I would always laugh whenever Salem would speak. He's the best
Salem my cat acts the same way , one difference he doesn't talk.
The actor portrayed the escence of a cat if they could talk
When I was watching TV the channels kept changing on it's own and then I realized my cat was sitting on the remote. 😄
7:49 "There's another board?!"
7:51 "D'AH!!!"
Our black cat, Turbo, sleeps with his feet straight up and on his back.
It’s a little early for a full moon 😂😂
Salem is so adorable and hilarious 😂
6:15 he took that so well
Can you believe that they had a talking miniature Panther? It's kinda funny 🐈⬛
That's why I disliked Aaron so much
This cheered me up after a terrible date I went one. Thank you for uploading this.
Salem fainting at the end 😂😂😂😂
Don’t have one but MADE YA LOOK 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:04 when you run into a life problem
Tassels!!
Salem Saberhagen. A human mind trapped in a cat's body. The intelligence of a human confined to such a small brain.
PERPETUAL LACK OF AN ATTENTION SPAN! Mehahahahahaha!
*A Few Moments Later, ruined by one of Salem's expert plots*
OH HOH HOH HOH, WHYY-HYY-HYY-HYYY?!
Norbert voicing a cat and Daggett voicing an alien and a demon known as Moxxie
We really need the voice actor in Helluva Boss. Missed the chance to be Moxxie's dad.
This. Means. _WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!_ 😾
6:52 show me the Tuna
How different would the show be without our favourite talking cat? Let me know below.
Without Salem, I wouldn’t have an appreciation for tassels
4:20 - "This means....WAR!!!"
I never get tired of that xD
Th-There is another board? Gah! -keels over-
Usually irreplacable
...shhhhoot! 😬
I forgot how funny Salem was. 🐈⬛
I love Salem he is my favourite character in the whole show
7:48
7:51
Dogs guard. Cats watch. And judge.
i love love love salem th cat i only used to this show to see Salem , I wish they made a show with only Salem as the Star, the talks between Salem and Harvey was the cutest , Nick Bakay is awesome, he should have done more voices, love you Salem
He made "guh" a word. 😄
5:17, use that phrase in a locker-room at your own risk.
I ❤ Salem!
Just imagine they reboot the series and recruit Ryan Reynolds to voice Salem
Oh. Dear. Gods.
After how awful that Ashley Tisdale version was, NO.
@@155chipmunkz there was a Ashley Tisdale version?
@@Salem_Grimoire Yeah. Sabrina’s a princess and she has a friend who’s half werewolf. It’s really corny.
@@155chipmunkz wtf lol. Sounds like some Disney channel bs.
Salem is definition of ADHD
Salem was the only reason I ever watched this show
When you realize the girl Sabrina had to take care of in later seasons could have ended up like Salem.
When you realize that it was Hilda that followed Salem around while not being related and just Zelda allowed Salem to live with them. (True that 300 yrs of having the cat buuutttt) When you realize that Salem sometimes dated other cons however other times dated other cats and how creepy it is that he called people to have phone dates while Zelda just laughed and thought nothing of it more than "too good that his attempts will always be spoiled" regardless of the fact he can still walk and look to what's under a skirt. ewwwwwww....
Still love the people that made the Salem effects and the person who was the voice
THE IRREPLACEABLE VOICE.
Salem was sentenced by the Witches Council to be a cat for 80 years because he tried to take over the world (cue Pinky and the brain). Hilda, for getting caught up in it, was sentenced to have to live with/take care of Salem during his sentence.
My name is Alejandro!!
2:09 What happened to his ears?
At 7:58 , where did that came from?
ua-cam.com/video/b858rOO21Fw/v-deo.html
His little cat glasses!! lol
My wife laughed her ass off at that "Expaliamus!" "Cup!" thing at the end. What's that from?
It’s from a video called Sabrina and Salem together again on the UA-cam channel Funny or die.
Why does Salem remind me of Norm Macdonald?
😂😘
"Good ol' el douche. He put the fasion in facist." - Salem
"There's another board, GEH-HEAH!!!
God's I forgot how funny Salem was.
Salem is my spirit animal
Hehehe love Salem!! *"Uh oh spaghetti-O's"*
3:30 lmao that reaction is so priceless
Would be surprised if Salem turned into a Panther who is inside.
4:20 love that part
"This. Means. WAR!!!"
At 7:47 should've mentioned that while he was working on it
That cat is so relatable