The NEW Snow White...
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- Опубліковано 11 лют 2025
- Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the strongest, most independent girl of all?
No apple’s gonna put me to sleep,
I’ve got dreams to lead and promises to keep.
Fighting for justice, taking the throne,
Building a kingdom where the seeds are sown.
No damsel here, I don’t need saving,
I’m rewriting the tale I’m paving.
Got skin as black as snow, high ho,
No handsome prince to save my soul, oh no,
Outdated types of the stereo, they gotta go,
As a leader in the making, I steal the show!
My body, my choice, I’ll say it twice,
No one tells this queen to play it nice.
When I’m the ruler, there’s one decree:
Freedom for all starts with my body!
No glass coffins, no fairy spells,
I’m breaking ceilings, I’m ringing bells.
No more “someday my prince will come,”
Cause I’m the one who gets it done!
Got skin as black as snow, high ho,
No handsome prince to save my soul, oh no,
Outdated types of the stereo, they gotta go,
As a leader in the making, I steal the show!
No castle walls can hold me down,
I’m more than a queen with a shiny crown.
Mirror, mirror, can't you see?
The fairest of them all is equality!
Poisoned apples? Nah, I take a bite,
Turn it into fuel for the fight for what’s right.
Hey, patriarchy, I’m talking to you,
Your outdated rules? We’re breaking through!
Got skin as black as snow, high ho,
No handsome prince to save my soul, oh no,
Outdated types of the stereo, they gotta go,
As a leader in the making, I steal the show!
Prince Charming? Please, that’s passé,
I’m running campaigns, not running away.
True love’s a myth they sold us in books,
But I’m making change with brains, not looks.
I don’t need no rescue, I’ve got my plans,
Building a future with my own two hands.
My voice is loud, my stance is clear,
Glass ceilings crack when I appear!
Got skin as black as snow, high ho,
No handsome prince to save my soul, oh no,
Outdated types of the stereo, they gotta go,
As a leader in the making, I steal the show!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
I’m not waiting for some prince’s call.
Rewriting stories, I’m the CEO,
This Snow White is the star of the show!
Got skin as black as snow, high ho,
No handsome prince to save my soul, oh no,
Outdated types of the stereo, they gotta go,
As a leader in the making, I steal the show!
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Love how the princess in this actually seems like she enjoys fairy tales.
I’d rather watch a whole movie of this than suffer through the remake.
The costumes here actually look like they belong in a Snow White movie.
I never thought a parody would capture the spirit of Snow White better than Disney itself, but here we are.
Love how this Snow White actually enjoys being part of her own story.
This video has more magic than the entire remake, and it was made with a $5 budget.
The singing in this is more enchanting than anything in the official trailer.
“Happily ever after” actually exists in this version! Groundbreaking!
The humor in this video has more effort than the entire script of the remake.
Even the parody understands that fairy tales don’t need to be rewritten from scratch.
Love how this video respects the fans more than the official Disney production.
The background dancers have more energy than the entire remake’s cast.
Somehow, this parody captured the happily ever after feeling better than Disney did.
The way this video understands Snow White more than the people remaking it.
This is what happens when you embrace Snow White instead of rewriting it.
The real fairy tale here is how this parody is better than the real thing.
Even the poisoned apple looks more appetizing in this version.
This video has more magic in five minutes than the remake will in two hours.
I love how this video is giving us the Snow White we deserved.
This was made in five minutes, and yet it has more charm than the actual film.
The prince in this video didn’t get cut from the story-what a concept!
The singing is better, the acting is better, and most importantly… no one is complaining about the original story.
This has more fairy tale whimsy than Disney’s entire live-action lineup.
The princess in this video actually looks happy to be in the story!
If Disney had made this version, people would actually be excited.
Even the poisoned apple had better character development in this than in the remake.
This parody is giving Disney Renaissance, while the remake is giving Direct-to-DVD sequel energy.
This princess actually seems like someone you’d root for.
The energy in this makes me believe in happy endings again.
The parody prince has more charisma in two minutes than the remake’s entire cast.
The people who made this actually understand fairy tales-imagine that.
The scriptwriters of the remake need to watch this and take notes.
This was probably made in a garage, and it still has more soul than the remake.
I thought nothing could save Snow White, but this video proves me wrong.
If this was the official Snow White, I’d actually be excited to watch it.
This is the true Snow White adaptation-Disney just made expensive fanfiction.
Even the fake birds in this have more chemistry with Snow White than the remake’s cast.
The CGI apple in this video has more personality than the entire official cast.
The seven dwarves actually EXIST in this-shocking, I know.
The dwarves in this actually look like… dwarves? Revolutionary.
The forest animals in this video have more screen time than they do in the remake.
It’s like this video was made by people who actually watched the original Snow White.
The best part? This parody remembers that Snow White is actually a fairy tale.
The only tragedy here is that this isn’t the official remake.
This video is proof that respect for the original goes a long way.
I can hear Walt Disney rolling his eyes from the afterlife.
The real magic? Making a parody that’s better than a billion-dollar movie.
If Disney had half the fun this video does, the remake might’ve been watchable.
The best part? No one in this video is embarrassed to be in a fairy tale.
Imagine spending millions on a movie and getting outshined by a parody musical.
Not a single frame of this video disrespected the source material. Imagine that.
If Disney had made this instead, they’d actually have a hit on their hands.
The singing is better, the acting is better, and most importantly… no one is complaining about the original story.
The parody prince has more charisma in two minutes than the remake’s entire cast.
Love how this Snow White actually enjoys being part of her own story.
The people who made this actually understand fairy tales-imagine that.
The way this video understands Snow White more than the people remaking it.
I thought nothing could save Snow White, but this video proves me wrong.
The only tragedy here is that this isn’t the official remake.
This video is proof that respect for the original goes a long way.
The dwarves in this actually look like… dwarves? Revolutionary.
The scriptwriters of the remake need to watch this and take notes.
I can hear Walt Disney rolling his eyes from the afterlife.
The costumes here actually look like they belong in a Snow White movie.
The forest animals in this video have more screen time than they do in the remake.
I thought nothing could save Snow White, but this video proves me wrong.