~While i editing the video Phil: Oh, my nipples! it's so cold! Mom: Sam... Me: what? Mom: What the hell u watching? Me: Nothing mom, nothing... *i will never edit a video without headphones again*
MageeDoesStuff Omg,same! In grade 3 we had to learn how to play recorder I still remember how to play"Mary had a little lamb" because of that (I don't know if that's something I should be proud of,or not)
has anyone else noticed.... that theY ARE SO COMFORTABLE WITH TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER????????? I MEAN LIKE YEAH THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS BUT IM TALKING ABOUT LIKE ALL THE TIME HERE AND THEY BOTH JUST RANDOMLY TAKE OFF THEIR PANTS IM JUUUUUST SAYING.
IfEmilyWasANinjaCat yeah people never seem to remember bisexuality or pansexuality or stuff like that. its either you're straight or you're gay. although i think sometimes i think people use gay as a term to express someone's action being like atraction to a guy. it doesn't always mean that they're gay. like, "dude that's gay".
IfEmilyWasANinjaCat yes that is very true, Dan could be pansexual for all we know, I know not everyone uses it this way I quite often use gay as an umbrella term for the lgbtq+ community
I've seen so many edits (not really edits just vids that point it out) of jealous Dan that whenever Phil starts talking about/to another person, I automatically just stare at Dan
oKAY I DIDN'T THINK THAT THE SO SOFT IN THE TITLE WAS A WARNING BUT AAAARRRGGGHHHHH SOMETHING SWEET ALREADY HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AND NOW THIS MY HEART CANT TAKE IT AND IT'S ONLY 9 AM!!!
In the "I feel pretty part" I was singing along and then just burst out laughing when she sang "AND GAY". It's one of my favorite songs from West side story
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Why is Robert at the end of every video?
-idk
BAdum psssh
Existential Crisis Hallway 👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏
Existential Crisis Hallway
*gives you a Grammy*
Thanks idk why I got this though
*shows self to the door* *kicks myself out*
Existential Crisis Hallway bada tsss
Dalien Howlter lmao
Ok I'm actually dying
I spend all day reading Phanfics and in need real dan and Phil
SAMEEE
Morgan Baily sameee
Morgan Baily me too
SAAMMEEE
Morgan Baily AHH FUCK SAME
Stranger: Ew. Dan and Phil are GAY!
Phandom:..... We know
chicken wang my sister legit said that
this aged well
Lmao this aged like a fine wine
@@fru1tpunk965 it really did 💀💅
I joined the fandom after they both came out so it’s nice/troubling to know that honestly not much changed
I kept trying to really appreciate the way Dan looks at Phil but I was to busy cry laughing from the recorder music
Howell Lester Same
lmao same
L G omg same!😂
Same
L G
Same
1:03 dan and phil trying to escape phan shippers lol
Omg yasss
kiwigirl48 I SAID THEY COULD FLY
kiwigirl48 YES WE CAN FLT
The Titanic theme on flute damn near killed me X'D
LongLiveHarryPotter7 yeah
but it's a recorder tho
i thought it was a recorder
Fantastic Riley I’ve no clue if it’s a flute or a recorder, but it gets me every time XD
~While i editing the video
Phil: Oh, my nipples! it's so cold!
Mom: Sam...
Me: what?
Mom: What the hell u watching?
Me: Nothing mom, nothing...
*i will never edit a video without headphones again*
LonelyWriter
is it bad that im watching this without earbuds
LonelyWriter I freaked out when i heard Robert holy shiiit
lιlү_ωυlғғ I just started singing lol
LonelyWriter you're name is Sam??? Me too you jdjdisifndjsj
LonelyWriter lol that's what my mom said to me lol
Robert is all of us. Can the Phandom just adopt him??
Hell yes
Wait.....what if HE adopted US????? *DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNN*
Peytøn is TØP and Phan trash. 2Amazing4U we haven't ?!
Gemstone Sparkle god. really?
But we already did tho
-I love these more than I love myself-
boyf riends same tho
**heavydirtybreathing**
tyler joseph *very heavydirtybreathing*
tyler joseph *very very very heavydirtybreathing*
tyler joseph CAN U HEAR MY
Frozone 123 HEART BEAT,
TIRED OF FEELING
NEVER ENOU-
ahem
Someone write a *boyf riends* Au for Dan and Phil. (I love your username)
PHILS SHRIEK AT 1:01
Tíree I READ SHREK ASDFGHJKL
I read this as Shrek
Tíree I FUCKING READ SHREK
Tíree I think everyone including me saw it as Shrek and then went there and saw no Shrek so they cane back and saw shriek😂😂
Morgan Baily OMG ME TOOOO
*mom walks in*
Dan: Welcome to me and Phil's sextape
*mom walk right back out*
Me: she just knows now 😂
Best
Lol
lol my mom literally threw earphones at me when he said that xD
0:23 WOAH WOAH I JUST WIGGLED OUT OF THAT FANDOM PLEASE DONT LURE ME BACK WITH ALEC'S PRETTY FACE IM SHOOK
Faith Hebert Jace 2
Faith Hebert NOOOOO DONT WIGGLE OUT.
COME BACK.
SEASON 2B AIRS ON JUNE 5 AND LORD OF SHADOWS COMES OUT SOON
lmao you'll be back in june~ mwahahah
Faith Hebert its okay. we will hold onto you and not let you leave. ever. LOVE YOU!
Haha, hope we pull you back in with 2b. MALECFTW!!!!
The recorder brings back those primary school memories.
MageeDoesStuff omg yes
MageeDoesStuff
Omg,same!
In grade 3 we had to learn how to play recorder
I still remember how to play"Mary had a little lamb" because of that
(I don't know if that's something I should be proud of,or not)
Awesome Sauce! SAME.
MageeDoesStuff I never has to do that hahaha
MageeDoesStuff SAME
THE TITANIC THING IM FUCKING WHEEZING
IAmFromEuropePopPopPop *M E*
i was laughing on the bus while drinking water and my friend who doesnt know i watch them was seriously worried about me
L
IAmFromEuropePopPopPop I CHOKED ON MY MILK
no phan intended ryAN WAS KNEELING IN THE BATHTUB
I just realised both Sherlock and Phil have dyed black hair and reddish brown eyebrows.
LongLiveHarryPotter7 Phil has blue eyes
I said eyebrows, not eyes :)
LongLiveHarryPotter7 plus the cheekbones
don't they both have blue eyes though?
Madison Anzalone well that's kind of obvious if you've ever seen a picture of them, isn't it? :3
The two people who disliked this is dan and Phil themselves
Trash Queen Well, now it's 20 and there only about 5 Dan and Phil accounts, so.... The rest are haters?
Idk anymore2.0 the rest are anti’s
Shadowhunters (Malec is love, malec is life), the phandom and Sherlock... you are my new favorite person =)
Julia valerga couste Malec
I love you for putting in shadowhunters lonelywriter!! You are my favorite of the phan crack people for that
MALEC owns my ass
BORK
djhowelldreamx 69 likes😏
Natasha Romero omg ily
Boof
Sorry *Booph
Heck
I joined the phandom very recently (New years) and the end one describes all my feelings
lol I joined around summer, same
Kana Kana lol same I just joins like two months ago!
Gracie 2241 I joined 7 months ago and I am deeper in the phantom than most of the oldest members
Milly Len same!!😂 I know a lot but I don't know some stuff yet!
I joined in the late summer.
Sadly, That's how I play the flute when I'm nervous
Zach 19 SAME tho
Same friend same
those hearteyes edits make me die so much i love it
My friend asked.
What is the difference between normal people and phandom
I said...
We are the exact opposite of the 'normal people'
Little Nacho Chip “what is the difference between normal people and PHANDOM?”
Literally everything
I just have one thing to say, thank u for existing
has anyone else noticed.... that theY ARE SO COMFORTABLE WITH TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER????????? I MEAN LIKE YEAH THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS BUT IM TALKING ABOUT LIKE ALL THE TIME HERE AND THEY BOTH JUST RANDOMLY TAKE OFF THEIR PANTS IM JUUUUUST SAYING.
HEY LOOK IM IN THIS VIDEO :))
DanielDreamX omg I knew the profiles would come 😂
DanielDreamX I am too!
DanielDreamX me too
DanielDreamX My Tumblr is in it!
DanielDreamX AWW MAN I'M NOT! 🙇
5:27
Me- WAIT
*runs into other room*
*grabs houseplant named Frederico*
*runs back*
Me- ok Frederico, this is your time to shine
True story
I wasn't ready for the Taylor Swift part.
I LOST IT AT 0:53 BCOSBKBXJS
fabiii cx do you by any chance know what the 0:52 video is from
erika Iglesias the face sniff? if that one then just look up something about phil saying face grooming
what about 0:51
Lily V yess
IM LOSING MY SHIT
Bi and pan aren't the same as gay, so if he is one of those, he wasn't lying.
Emma V dan said many years ago that he was bi.
there we go!
Emilee Shafer then why isn't that in a crack video or a phan tweets video
I just thought that was already kinda confirmed after in his tinder video he was talking to both boys and girls
He is Bi and so is Phil ^-^ hope that i cleared it up
2:43 IM DED THIS IS ACTUALLY ME 😂
Mamie_Campion_Graceffa_TØP #Janiel SAME WTF
ALL THE SHADOWHUNTERS CLIPS YASS (now all we need is malec and phan in one video and my life will be complete😂)
I love how instead of the loud BEEEP in between clips you put Phil going : DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOT
I don't mean to soumd triggered but "Are you Gay" isnt the only sexuality, what if hes something else in the lgbtq+ community
IfEmilyWasANinjaCat long ago he said hes bi, but that was the Ultra Fetus Times
IfEmilyWasANinjaCat yeah people never seem to remember bisexuality or pansexuality or stuff like that. its either you're straight or you're gay. although i think sometimes i think people use gay as a term to express someone's action being like atraction to a guy. it doesn't always mean that they're gay. like, "dude that's gay".
IfEmilyWasANinjaCat I think he's a llama
ElephantInThePhandom :D Llamas have sexualities too.
IfEmilyWasANinjaCat yes that is very true, Dan could be pansexual for all we know, I know not everyone uses it this way I quite often use gay as an umbrella term for the lgbtq+ community
WHEN I SAW ALEC AND JACE I WAS LITERALLY DYING! Thank you for that haha, literally made my day
I think my grandma has that same shelf in her house as that guy at the end with the Heathens parody.
sHET
what radio show is 0:52 from?
Natalie Erchinskaya Good question, I wanna know too
bbc i think
Natalie Erchinskaya BBC Radio 1
How's the RobertIDK song called?
+Lucia Fortuna FANBOYS
fanboys
Thank you both🖤
2:37 I do that all the time just to drown out my personal hell I call school
currently re-watching a load of phan crack after The Great Coming-Out of 2019 and the irony is too much-
imagine Dan and Phil on the titanic... oh God
hello fellas neVER LET GO DAN
0:21 my boys Jace and Alec
the way that phil just rips dan's jacket thing off like he's done it before
I SHIP IT MORE NOW WITH THE RECORDER VERSION
0:23 I love how Jace (who's straight) is the anti-shipper and Alec is the shipper 😂😂😂
That song at the end . . . I need to memorize it and preform it to my family and friends
I like how Phil is older than dan but he acts more childish
EVERYTHING I LOVE IN ONE VIDEO D&P HUMOUR SHADOWHUNTERS HELP
when i heard this girl is on firree for the clip with dan.... i was expecting THIS BOYY IS A BOTTTOMMMM lol
Same?
All the clips with Dan and Phil looking lovingly at each other stopped my heart beat
3:11 Even more now:
Yer a liar, Danny
Can't blame him tho
The 10 dislikes are Danrific shippers.
I need shadowhunters crack from u and btw I love your profile pick 😂😘
The moose shakes when Phil-I already regret making this comment
Someone send help
I AM DYING THE FALL OUT BOY ONE
I have replayed that part a unhealthy amount of times
But the question is
Is it neat?
no but it is s o f t
The titanic music sounds like a teenage boys voice going through puberty...
WE NEED TO GET LAZY JAMIE TO REACT TO THIS
Carlton and Dan’s diss track is what sold it for me. I’m literally proud of you for doing that 😂👏🏽
Are you gay? No.
Me in 2020: silent laughter
Oh my gosh I just watched the entire important videos playlist and then I heard the recorder song and oh boy did the flash backs begin.
dan: * heart eyes howell *
me: I look at my best friend like that too... but i also want to kiss her-
I often wonder if dan ever comes accross phan crack and just watches it, and wonders what the fuck is wrong with the phandom
Loved that sneaky Sherlock reference. Love you for that. Need more moments like that.
Shadowhunters AND Phan??? Am I in Heaven?
that sherlock bit probably just represented my life so far
Dan embraced Daniel to hard now
The segment at 3:12
2013 Dan: I’m not gay
2017 Dan: What’s my sexuality? ......Secret furry
2019 Dan: Basically, I’m Gay
When I saw RobertIDK I screamed. I LOVE HIM
stumbling upon these videos is the best thing that has ever happened to me
I've seen so many edits (not really edits just vids that point it out) of jealous Dan that whenever Phil starts talking about/to another person, I automatically just stare at Dan
oKAY I DIDN'T THINK THAT THE SO SOFT IN THE TITLE WAS A WARNING BUT AAAARRRGGGHHHHH SOMETHING SWEET ALREADY HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AND NOW THIS MY HEART CANT TAKE IT AND IT'S ONLY 9 AM!!!
The quality stuff i subscribed for lmao
Phil Trash #1 same
Informative content designed to further extend our knowledge of the universe. 😂😂
I've spent basically half an hour finding this video BECAUSE I LOVE THE LITTLE PARTS OF PHIL AND THE MOOSE plus this quality ass video
The clarinet gets me every time. Never stop pls
"All my friends are fanboys and you know"
But were phamily and im a girl
IM A BOY
MOMMMMMMM
'nah, I dun like yuh ✋'s tha much.'
I love how he felt the need to add 'that much' to the end of his sentence lmao
In the "I feel pretty part" I was singing along and then just burst out laughing when she sang "AND GAY". It's one of my favorite songs from West side story
I'm just literally crying right now HeLp Me
"this Dan is on fiiire"
can I h loved now
I'm re watching this series and when I saw the announcement moose I felt emotional because Phil said it got lost when they were moving :(
As soon as it got to Taylor with Trouble, I knew Dan would be screaming.
the first clip
Phil: I don't like your hands *continues to look down seemingly at Dan's butt*
dan- You can stop now Phil
IM HERE
that pfp tho
DAN'S BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY HE IS
Memes are my Chuldren The Phandom are my Cousins Hey, no one's complaining.
It's edits like these that give me a will to live
I watch These videos before I go to bed I tell myself “ok just one video” and end up watching like nearly all of them for the 10th time 😂
The edits at 2:17 and 4:22 literally made me start crying omg aww my heart feels like it's about to explode
That darn kazoo cover makes it even better tbh
Does anyone have the link to the original video? :(
i loved the shadowhunters bit THANK YOUU
I feel like dan watches some of these videos and is like
"HAHAHA YOU GUYS WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH MWAHAHAHAH"
I love how Phil was okay with Dan watching him change pants
I love these shifty flutes' parts!!
The "I'm not gay" parody of Dan is the funniest thing ever
I'm actually crying this is HILARIOUS
"You said they didn't fly"
"I said they COULD fly!"
That's my friend 😂👏
If pastel= calm, soft, small and innocent, that means that punk is loud, hard, big and experienced... I don't know what to do with that
SHadowhunters, D&P ando Tøp ALL IN ONE VIDEO, I THINK IM IN HEAVEN GOODBYE
Phil: Make a wish
Dan:**looks phil up and down**
Me: *sees Sherlock* *stARTS VIOLENTLY SCREAMING*
The amount of Fall Out Boy and Panic! in your videos satisfies me.
Have you noticed how whenever Phil says make a wish, dan looks at him