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  • @selfservis323
    @selfservis323 8 років тому +2026

    you go to a girl in a bar and you say "do you accept compliments?" she will be like "aww yes I do" and you go "nice moustache" and you walk away ....

  • @wolfz___alpha1747
    @wolfz___alpha1747 7 років тому +710

    Have you got a phone in your back pocket
    Because that ass is calling me

  • @rebeccabjerklund5065
    @rebeccabjerklund5065 7 років тому +423

    once had a guy approach me with "do you spit or swallow?" my response was "I blow bubbles." he got a confused look and walked away...

    • @nateofmorthal4054
      @nateofmorthal4054 5 років тому +18

      I probably would have laughed

    • @nickh495
      @nickh495 5 років тому +26

      I would have laughed and bought you a drink

    • @coltonwilliams8335
      @coltonwilliams8335 4 роки тому +2

      Haha this has me dying lol

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 4 роки тому +24

      That's not an appropriate way to talk to your dentist...

    • @jimmckay2337
      @jimmckay2337 4 роки тому +2

      We would have been married. LOL!

  • @igniteau766
    @igniteau766 8 років тому +282

    Man: I think you've dropped something
    Women: What?
    Man: you're expectations, hi I'm Phil

  • @XxPlus6xX
    @XxPlus6xX 8 років тому +356

    My best pickup line:
    "I'm Batman".

    • @einonieminen3303
      @einonieminen3303 8 років тому +4

      DAYMMMMMM

    • @n.schneiderman7993
      @n.schneiderman7993 8 років тому +6

      Then you walk away

    • @HungryHobs
      @HungryHobs 8 років тому +5

      and then you walk away

    • @KLienne
      @KLienne 8 років тому +6

      +Bruce Wayne **Roll the credits**

    • @urplatz
      @urplatz 8 років тому +11

      Hey.... Wanna know my *secret identity*?

  • @TheRubbaRazza
    @TheRubbaRazza 8 років тому +715

    I'll flip a coin, and whatever it lands on, that's what you give me.

    • @charlescooper1585
      @charlescooper1585 8 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @TheRubbaRazza
      @TheRubbaRazza 8 років тому +62

      +TheRubbaRazza And then walk away.

    • @Snowigal
      @Snowigal 8 років тому +3

      +TheRubbaRazza lmfao

    • @nofromstraya
      @nofromstraya 8 років тому +7

      +Gothic Dayz DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @iiNSideOfficial
      @iiNSideOfficial 8 років тому +2

      +TheRubbaRazza Just to be sure, what are the two sides of a coin called in English?
      (Sorry I'm french and can't remember it xD)

  • @shawnbero4728
    @shawnbero4728 7 років тому +483

    my favorite: If I were to ask you out on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

  • @sin7wu
    @sin7wu 7 років тому +364

    Guy: damn girl are you a math book?
    Girl: No...why?
    Guy: because you have a lot of problems.

    • @xmas918_8
      @xmas918_8 6 років тому +26

      Then walk away

    • @matthewperhne5562
      @matthewperhne5562 5 років тому +3

      Best thing I've ever seen

    • @breadcon5345
      @breadcon5345 3 роки тому +1

      👏👏👏

    • @Hubris423
      @Hubris423 3 роки тому +1

      Its like the did you fall from heaven joke, I like it lol

    • @JoyBoy0606
      @JoyBoy0606 2 роки тому

      That's how me and my girlfriend met

  • @devmyster925
    @devmyster925 8 років тому +210

    you walk up to a girl in a bar an just walk away

    • @rambojr6429
      @rambojr6429 8 років тому +8

      Dayum

    • @mrMartyBum1
      @mrMartyBum1 8 років тому +22

      +OMBseabass doesnt work I do that every time

    • @antonioservello7788
      @antonioservello7788 8 років тому +1

      I'd be the guy to do that

    • @Blinkydog00
      @Blinkydog00 8 років тому +5

      Walking away is the key to win a girl

    • @sKitZoBonKa
      @sKitZoBonKa 8 років тому +2

      More like she walks away 😂🔫

  • @prepareyouranus1334
    @prepareyouranus1334 8 років тому +1009

    I got one, the word of the day is legs so lets go home and spread the word.

  • @scotttowerbeech5354
    @scotttowerbeech5354 7 років тому +274

    "Coz if I was your daddy I'd be in jail..." LOL Wish I could go drinking with Apsro

    • @mickeydee4798
      @mickeydee4798 6 років тому +2

      Scott Tower Beech so dies everyone

    • @devondaniel895
      @devondaniel895 5 років тому +1

      Yooo saym👌

    • @codypierce8638
      @codypierce8638 5 років тому +7

      Appsro*

    • @calvincrane
      @calvincrane 4 роки тому +1

      There's usually one in every bar just go and wait till there are 2 left you and the other apsro

    • @breadcon5345
      @breadcon5345 3 роки тому +1

      That was the best one in the video

  • @jackbelisle5847
    @jackbelisle5847 5 років тому +97

    "Do you regularly attend the Disabled Dance?"
    And then wheel away

  • @jakefravel2945
    @jakefravel2945 8 років тому +529

    go up to a girl... then walk away

  • @erictheguapo
    @erictheguapo 8 років тому +504

    If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would have $1.00 because you never left my mind.

  • @mastheace5789
    @mastheace5789 7 років тому +339

    I got a dumb one "there are 8 planets in our solar system, but only 7 after i destroy Uranus

  • @Tom-gv7hc
    @Tom-gv7hc 8 років тому +490

    Guy: Hey are you from Tennessee
    Girl: *Rolls eyes* What because im the only 10 you see?
    Guy: no you're like a 6/10, still above average

  • @9Epidemais4
    @9Epidemais4 8 років тому +157

    "Are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers." - then puke on her

    • @Jacoblock12
      @Jacoblock12 8 років тому +6

      ORIGINALITY

    • @9Epidemais4
      @9Epidemais4 8 років тому

      ***** tooootally nooot :D ... but who cares? ^^

    • @BuffedKitty
      @BuffedKitty 8 років тому +12

      then walk away

    • @nicholasrobinson3056
      @nicholasrobinson3056 8 років тому

      +Jacob Ruddock no he probably got it from cyanide and happiness

    • @Jacoblock12
      @Jacoblock12 8 років тому

      Nicholas Robinson lol

  • @Antimedal
    @Antimedal 8 років тому +77

    There needs to be a second part to this because I've watched it a hundred times and still laugh my ass off...

  • @jester8832
    @jester8832 7 років тому +213

    Excuse me my friend over there really wants your number. So he can get a hold of me in the morning

    • @nathanr777
      @nathanr777 7 років тому

      Grinch I love this!

    • @drugsarebadmkay9791
      @drugsarebadmkay9791 7 років тому +1

      XD... nice one

    • @tsencheesin1153
      @tsencheesin1153 7 років тому

      Reallууу Hot Girls => twitter.com/e964e5d995e12a518/status/801992405775826944 Bеest Pick Upрр Linеs Bаaattlefield Friends BF4 Gаmеppplaу

    • @TK-fy4nu
      @TK-fy4nu 6 років тому

      Grinch your profile pic makes it funnier

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 6 років тому

      You have to wait til she says “for what” and then say the second part

  • @AnonyMous-gs2gw
    @AnonyMous-gs2gw 5 років тому +47

    I tried the "I noticed you don't have a mustache. Do you eat oranges?" and it worked. Great job neebs *edit* So far it has a 100% response rate.

  • @ayylmao7657
    @ayylmao7657 8 років тому +781

    roses are red violets are blue I have a gun get in the van.

  • @wills4774
    @wills4774 8 років тому +204

    Words cannot express your beauty... numbers can tho 3/10 .

  • @rolandlee6898
    @rolandlee6898 5 років тому +98

    - Are you from Tennessee?
    - Why, because Im the only ten you see?
    - No, because you look like your parents are related.

  • @jimmyarcher8806
    @jimmyarcher8806 8 років тому +63

    "Did it hurt?"
    Girl: What when I fell out of heaven?
    "No when you crawled out of hell"

  • @justinwhite6413
    @justinwhite6413 8 років тому +309

    Damn girl, are you a cheeseburger? Cuz you're kinda greasy and looked better in the picture.

    • @FjantNIL64001
      @FjantNIL64001 8 років тому +3

      Hahahaha fantastic xD

    • @eng1ne679
      @eng1ne679 8 років тому +17

      Then walk away

    • @DaSmoreSan
      @DaSmoreSan 8 років тому +2

      Dayummmmmmmmmm

    • @GuiltyOfPleonasm
      @GuiltyOfPleonasm 7 років тому +6

      This comment brought me to tears. You are a winner sir.

    • @rando9565
      @rando9565 7 років тому

      Insanitarium 666 best one yet

  • @jezwah
    @jezwah 8 років тому +84

    Me to girl: Hi there, you are stunning. Do you have any Dutch in you ?
    Girl to me: Thankyou, no I don't !
    Me to girl: Do you want some ?

  • @NatD-ye9fk
    @NatD-ye9fk 7 років тому +38

    One that has worked for me and my friends a lot is "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "I don't know either but it's enough to break the ice!" No idea how it works so well haha

  • @BJ-xy9fx
    @BJ-xy9fx 7 років тому +117

    I'm like a fire truck I find them hot and leave them wet

    • @MrCoors68
      @MrCoors68 5 років тому

      Neebs said that one !

  • @Fools_Requiem
    @Fools_Requiem 8 років тому +143

    "I'm only here to disappoint Doraleous."
    And walk away.

  • @FjantNIL64001
    @FjantNIL64001 8 років тому +60

    From a scale 1 to america, how free are you tonight?

    • @anonym3017
      @anonym3017 8 років тому +17

      Answer: northkorea

    • @Rhinee
      @Rhinee 8 років тому +4

      Germany 1944
      And then you walk away

    • @Whiskey2shots
      @Whiskey2shots 8 років тому

      space. then float away

    • @lemonadegrenade9133
      @lemonadegrenade9133 8 років тому

      +TheWallis67 gravity then fall on your face

    • @Whiskey2shots
      @Whiskey2shots 8 років тому

      +aaron bolstad 😂😂

  • @karendavies3243
    @karendavies3243 7 років тому +27

    you: so. you know wat rhymes with grape?
    her:wat?
    you:cranberrys then walk away

  • @fredrikandersson9031
    @fredrikandersson9031 6 років тому +68

    When I was texting my dad Autocorrect changed the Swedish word "Tiden" which means "the time" into "Teenporn"
    I said "Jag kollade tiden" = "I just looked at the time" into "Jag kollade Teenporn" = "I looked at Teenporn"

    • @compoundmate4113
      @compoundmate4113 6 років тому +19

      MetalHead Autocorrect changes words into the most used one

    • @m4x927
      @m4x927 5 років тому +8

      Quite the naughty boy

    • @AlexB-qw7pt
      @AlexB-qw7pt 5 років тому +1

      Bra jobbat gg

    • @davidhunter6096
      @davidhunter6096 3 роки тому +1

      Haha i'd actually use this pickup line

    • @samoak123
      @samoak123 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidhunter6096 would definitely work on your sugar daddy

  • @logancastanedaabbott9578
    @logancastanedaabbott9578 8 років тому +53

    Are you good at math? Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply.

  • @LukangIsHungry
    @LukangIsHungry 8 років тому +59

    *on tinder*
    guy: So, you're a single mother of one?
    girl: yes
    guy: Wanna become a single mother of two?

  • @Degenerate999
    @Degenerate999 7 років тому +20

    "You hear about pluto? thats messed up right?"

  • @DBZ-ft4hy
    @DBZ-ft4hy 7 років тому +222

    You play battlefield... cuz defib paddles won't be the only thing touching your chest tonight

  • @PetrPatz2
    @PetrPatz2 8 років тому +220

    How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Scrambled or fertilised?

  • @Parthornax
    @Parthornax 8 років тому +12

    "hey handsome are you a plummer? because my poop pipe needs maintenance"
    and thats how my dad knew she was the one...

    • @sw20k38
      @sw20k38 8 років тому +1

      I'm dying!!😂😂

  • @NachoChz8
    @NachoChz8 6 років тому +110

    My friend bet me that I couldn’t start a conversation with the prettiest girl in the bar. Wanna buy drinks with their money?

  • @Austin-hm2dl
    @Austin-hm2dl 8 років тому +26

    "Yeah I'm gonna need you to finish your drink." - Bill Cosby

  • @duncanmitchell2845
    @duncanmitchell2845 8 років тому +11

    "Thank God I'm wearing gloves because you'd be too hot to handle" and "on a scale of one to America how free are you this weekend".........

    • @FakeFailsafe
      @FakeFailsafe 8 років тому +5

      +Duncan Mitchell and then walk away

  • @gman0_079
    @gman0_079 8 років тому +35

    Roses are red
    Violets are stinky
    would you like to play
    with my tinky winky
    i am ashamed of this....

  • @SidewaysEightSix
    @SidewaysEightSix 5 років тому +29

    Neebs reminds me of a kid I used to play Forza with back in the day who would just spout out the most insane stuff lol. 😂. Good stuff

  • @kevcalver1985
    @kevcalver1985 6 років тому +25

    Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else seem to disappear...😂

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 8 років тому +65

    My strategy is to accept that I'm too nerdy, antisocial, and self-centered to ever have a significant other in my life and be perfectly fine with that.

    • @MrEmosoulreaper
      @MrEmosoulreaper 8 років тому +3

      +Furious Sherman some women look for those qualities

    • @samhewitt4940
      @samhewitt4940 8 років тому +1

      +Furious Sherman now thats what i call a winners strategy.

    • @Jaxsii
      @Jaxsii 8 років тому

      same that's why we have match.com

    • @rambojr6429
      @rambojr6429 8 років тому +15

      And then walk away

    • @Jaxsii
      @Jaxsii 8 років тому

      Yup. lmao

  • @misterjay530
    @misterjay530 8 років тому +26

    "Hey, I noticed you don't have a mustache. Do you eat oranges?" Lmao I haven't laughed this hard in months.

  • @scumbaggo
    @scumbaggo 8 років тому +69

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
    And my favorite is to walk up behind her and whisper "Don't worry, stockholm syndrome will set in after a few years."

  • @crashtester9999
    @crashtester9999 6 років тому +31

    I just watched this and figured why not. Go up to a girl and say "Have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?" Then walk away.

  • @runningriot7963
    @runningriot7963 8 років тому +20

    "When every one else wants to be you, do You?" (then walk away)

  • @XxBigDAWG22xX
    @XxBigDAWG22xX 8 років тому +9

    Wingman- I'd like to break the ice but I can't swim. walks away
    Girl-WTF
    You-walk up "I can swim."

  • @SgtMoss
    @SgtMoss 8 років тому +31

    Neebs oil spill concern would probably get him more women than all the pickup lines lol

  • @joehou2647
    @joehou2647 8 років тому +56

    man: hey want to come over and eat what my mom made?
    girl: what did she make?
    man: me :D

  • @poopypants8991
    @poopypants8991 8 років тому +222

    You go up to the girl and ask her " are you (insert random name)?" And when she says no say "Well I was told that the prettiest girl here was named (random name you have previously chosen) and I was supposed to give her a huge package" and when she asks where the packages is, say " in my pants" then walk away.

    • @TimWifi7482
      @TimWifi7482 8 років тому +5

      CAUSE DAYYYYYYUM

    • @williamreyes5616
      @williamreyes5616 8 років тому

      lol

    • @bulletmonkeyxp
      @bulletmonkeyxp 8 років тому +3

      but what if you accedentally guessed their name?

    • @v1tal913
      @v1tal913 8 років тому +3

      Damn Jman. That's too long.

    • @asosashadow
      @asosashadow 8 років тому +3

      +Byron Perez are you talking about my package?

  • @pooldeadpool1535
    @pooldeadpool1535 8 років тому +24

    Here's one...you stare at her from across the room and cant get up the courage to say anything.
    then walk away.

  • @Rezzerect
    @Rezzerect 3 роки тому +6

    Watched this when it first dropped on your channel. Came back to watch it again, 4 years later. It still kills me. I honestly needed a good laugh today! You guys rock!

  • @nuGGet909
    @nuGGet909 7 років тому +104

    Guy: "Hey, can you help me out? I'm looking for something."
    Girl: "Sure, what is it?"
    Guy: "A signature, because masterpiece's usually have one."

    • @wall7103
      @wall7103 2 роки тому

      "Guess your a copy"

  • @Burtallica
    @Burtallica 8 років тому +4

    "Are you a corporate speaker? Because you're really motivating my staff"

    • @Rehd66
      @Rehd66 Рік тому

      This needs more love 6 years later

  • @SpikeKastleman
    @SpikeKastleman 8 років тому +15

    One of the worst, yet most successful:
    "I lost my teddy bear... Will you sleep with me?"

  • @therealbobafett
    @therealbobafett 7 років тому +2

    Hey I hear you're a pilot, think you could pull up on my throttle?
    -Tucker from Red vs Blue

  • @johnhancock6494
    @johnhancock6494 4 роки тому +7

    hey baby how much dose a poler bear weigh
    girl : I don't know
    guy: enough to break the ice nice to meet you

  • @plushpuppy4882
    @plushpuppy4882 8 років тому +120

    I've explored all 8 planets besides uranus

    • @rambojr6429
      @rambojr6429 8 років тому

      L

    • @RushPowa
      @RushPowa 8 років тому

      Umm actually there are 7 planets besides Uranus thank you very much.

    • @flipakine
      @flipakine 8 років тому

      no you didn't hahaha 😂😂😂😂

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 8 років тому

      Well technically there are 9 planets. Pluto is still a Dwarf Planet, and there are possibly more beyond.

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 8 років тому

      then walk away

  • @_.yeezyy._9592
    @_.yeezyy._9592 8 років тому +3

    Girl are you a firefly?
    Because your ass lights up my world
    😂 I give up 😂😂

  • @Connordaboss45
    @Connordaboss45 8 років тому +14

    Are you a camera cause every time I look at you and smile.

  • @xxthatvideogamerxx1087
    @xxthatvideogamerxx1087 8 років тому +7

    "Hey! Did you get the mail today? Because you got a huge package." Imma say this on mail day XD

  • @_MC529
    @_MC529 8 років тому +4

    "Hey girl, is your Dad in jail? 'Cause if I was your Dad, I'd be in jail"
    Absolutely died at that part xDDD

  • @scoutsniperbuddy
    @scoutsniperbuddy 8 років тому +8

    You: Are you from Tennessee?
    Girl: Aww, cos I'm the only ten you see?
    You: No, cos you're a state

    • @FjantNIL64001
      @FjantNIL64001 8 років тому +2

      And then walk away

    • @mathclasshummingbird4934
      @mathclasshummingbird4934 8 років тому +1

      +fjantomen64 lol bro ive seen like 15 comment of just you saying "And then walk away" it gets funnier each time

    • @FjantNIL64001
      @FjantNIL64001 8 років тому

      +MathClass HummingBird yeah same here

  • @lukeharrison4460
    @lukeharrison4460 7 років тому +9

    You go to a girl and say to you like chess and then after she responds you say, well first you move this piece here then place your arm around her and say checkmate.

  • @Backyardmechanic0114
    @Backyardmechanic0114 4 роки тому +4

    How much does a polar bear weigh?..... Enough to brake the ice. Hey how's it going?

    • @jacengolden9762
      @jacengolden9762 3 роки тому +1

      "enough to break the ice"
      No, that'd be stupid. If they weighed enough to break ice the couldn't live in the Arctic..
      I'm lonely...

  • @Stretch315
    @Stretch315 8 років тому +21

    Guy: Hey you really need to stop texting my phone so much.
    Girl: but I don't even know your number.
    Guy: you want to?

  • @bryencastle5911
    @bryencastle5911 8 років тому +9

    Guy; did you fall from heaven?
    Girl; no but I did scrape my knee crawling outta hell

  • @helumii
    @helumii 7 років тому +5

    -Here suck on these.
    -Suck on what?
    -Deez nutz!
    ...okay i'll walk away.

    • @Poog1337
      @Poog1337 7 років тому +2

      grazyhobo walk away from life

  • @codydodson1886
    @codydodson1886 7 років тому +33

    what has 72 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper

  • @williamisaac2689
    @williamisaac2689 8 років тому +5

    "I think anything I do is gonna work." - Neebs killing it with confidence. Love it

  • @FloppyNipNops
    @FloppyNipNops 8 років тому +20

    If your left leg is thanksgiving
    And your right is Christmas
    I'm gonna visit you in between the holidays

  • @SDLXVI
    @SDLXVI 6 років тому +31

    Do you like pickup lines?
    And then walk away

    • @fellingsauce3052
      @fellingsauce3052 5 років тому

      Ias your leaving the bar hit the button fuze hit it

  • @grouch2308
    @grouch2308 7 років тому +5

    pickup line for a girl: Your must be Apple Maps, because I just got lost into your eyes.

  • @mitchellkelley196
    @mitchellkelley196 8 років тому +13

    "Hey girl, it would be easier to sweep you of your feet if you were standing up"
    *She stands up*
    I did not know what to do

  • @portaljumperstun177
    @portaljumperstun177 8 років тому +4

    this ones for simon: (him to a girl) *walks up to her* "girl, what you do to me... should be illegal... just like what id do to yo-... oh wait no, that IS illegal..hmm.." *walks away*

  • @alphascout216
    @alphascout216 7 років тому +46

    Are you a AC-130? Because I and three guys will be in you.

  • @guny117-KAM
    @guny117-KAM 7 років тому +27

    you: "did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?"
    her: " arnt there 26 letters?"
    you: "shoot! your right, i forgot that U, R, A, Q, T."
    her: "thats only 25."
    you: "you can get the D later." and walk away.

  • @MrNovascotia100
    @MrNovascotia100 8 років тому +75

    heres one... Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

  • @convolutedconcepts
    @convolutedconcepts 8 років тому +8

    "Girl that's a nice shirt. It will look good on me, when I'm cooking breakfast for us in the morning."

  • @gamingjoker329
    @gamingjoker329 7 років тому +112

    "Hey, are you feeling sleepy? Cuz I put some pills in your drink."

  • @bakenator7420
    @bakenator7420 5 років тому +4

    "Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the money?"

  • @r3h0l3s7
    @r3h0l3s7 8 років тому +15

    I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

    • @dikkarez
      @dikkarez 8 років тому

      +frank jones This one is splendid.

  • @brycegrade6608
    @brycegrade6608 8 років тому +8

    im gonna flip a coin what ever it lands on you give me

  • @ChaseThePinballWizard
    @ChaseThePinballWizard 5 років тому +11

    I bought shoes from a drug dealer once...
    I don't know what he laced them with.
    But i've been tripping ALL day.

  • @azayzelhoarde8913
    @azayzelhoarde8913 2 місяці тому +1

    This video is years ago but i tries "are you a beaver? because daaayum" we have been going out for 4 months now and its been crazy good hehe

  • @HarryAshcroftUK
    @HarryAshcroftUK 8 років тому +26

    If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch........I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals ;)

    • @thehellishcat3379
      @thehellishcat3379 8 років тому

      Kinda like my holiday one.
      If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left one is Christmas, can I visit in between the holidays?

    • @baconsoap8967
      @baconsoap8967 8 років тому

      ayyyyy

    • @seanconnors6839
      @seanconnors6839 8 років тому +1

      +The Hellish Cat Thanks Deadpool

    • @Skirk84
      @Skirk84 8 років тому

      +Harry Ashcroft Catch is you would need to eat her left leg first.

    • @thehellishcat3379
      @thehellishcat3379 8 років тому

      baconsoap Actually, I've been saying that for almost 3 years now.

  • @MrToastyBuns
    @MrToastyBuns 8 років тому +16

    "Hey, I'm an aspiring explorer and I've been to nearly every place on the world!"
    "There's still one canyon I need to go down in"

    • @MrToastyBuns
      @MrToastyBuns 8 років тому +6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @MrToastyBuns
      @MrToastyBuns 8 років тому

      Roy Shein Lmao. That makes everything better xD

  • @noahprice5882
    @noahprice5882 8 років тому +1

    you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind

  • @carsonduim
    @carsonduim 6 років тому +9

    The word of the day is legs, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

  • @xXxBlackicexXxX
    @xXxBlackicexXxX 8 років тому +4

    This works best in a class setting, go up to someone and say hey can I borrow your pen, once they give it to you say hey this doesn't work, they should say something about not believing it, then you say maybe it'll work if you write your number. Hope you guys like this, love the channel guys keep it up!

  • @QwikShooter
    @QwikShooter 8 років тому +32

    Tonight there is going to be 7 planets in the sky, because I'm going to destroy Uranus!

  • @generalgore9448
    @generalgore9448 7 років тому +2

    me:take off your top
    her:why
    me:ive never seen an angels wings

  • @matterzapper1140
    @matterzapper1140 8 років тому +14

    were those pants on sale? because they're 100% off at my place.

  • @nicholaswolstencrof5169
    @nicholaswolstencrof5169 8 років тому +38

    Guuurl im not a weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight

  • @sheild34
    @sheild34 8 років тому +64

    rose's are red
    violets are blue
    I've got a gun
    now get in the van
    @neebsgaming

    • @razor2897
      @razor2897 8 років тому

      My name is Auden peirce and I'm here to say I've got a gun so shut the fuck up

    • @tobboggan1991
      @tobboggan1991 8 років тому

      fucking brilliant

    • @Jacoblock12
      @Jacoblock12 8 років тому +1

      Shotgun!

    • @ottovmp
      @ottovmp 8 років тому

      Oh my fucking god they should shoutout this on some next video!! 😂😂😂

    • @austin4x
      @austin4x 8 років тому +1

      +Jacob Ruddock - those were tupac's last words.

  • @14truelies
    @14truelies 5 років тому +1

    What kind of pancakes do you like?
    Girl: Blueberry, why?
    So I know what kind to make you in the morning.

  • @RejectedTheOnes
    @RejectedTheOnes 6 років тому +2

    I've got one for thick: "hey girl, I'm thick."
    And then walk away.