Grocery Store Roleplay (Old School ASMR)

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  • Опубліковано 16 бер 2018
  • Hey everybody!! I have always wanted to do a grocery store RP because I think I have literally watched every single one on UA-cam...they trigger my ASMR every time even though I hate actually going to the grocery store LOL! This video is supposed to be a take on the old-school videos that use kids' toys and a little bit of make-believe rather than making it as realistic as possible. I find that that triggers my ASMR as well! No realistic grocery store would have a 30 min checkout....I hope.
    This was a bit experimental, I hope I captured the Old School elements ok, and that you enjoy it!!
    Sleep well, enjoy, and thank you for watching!! I opted to not put too many beeping sounds in here because the toy I have was way too loud/annoying, but there are a few beeps near the end with the cash register.
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    The last ASMR video to help me sleep (my favorite Grocery RP):
    • Grocery Store Clerk Ro...
    xxGibi
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  • @mortalkings512
    @mortalkings512 6 років тому +1704

    *_thats a very professional scanner if I do say so myself, Gibi._*

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 6 років тому +8

      Talja the Weirdo same lol😂

    • @Jayden-ov8ty
      @Jayden-ov8ty 6 років тому +4

      lol thanks for that😅

    • @CalaCrisp88
      @CalaCrisp88 6 років тому +13

      Yeah I was gonna say... I think I had that same scanner when I was five xD

    • @peenusweenus3169
      @peenusweenus3169 6 років тому +18

      Asmr is supposed to be relaxing. But i started dying when she pulled out the toy scanner.

    • @orangetopaz1385
      @orangetopaz1385 6 років тому +2

      FallenAngel Productions how do u make the text bold

  • @emmam8706
    @emmam8706 6 років тому +2123

    "Can I copy your homework?"
    "Sure just change it a bit so it's not obvious"
    'Jam'
    'Spreadable Fruit'

  • @mayoxhen
    @mayoxhen 5 років тому +1163

    rip to everyone in the line

    • @Ashe2605
      @Ashe2605 5 років тому +19

      No don't worry they have an another cashier who opened just for them because it was 00:00

    • @ayasoussi4998
      @ayasoussi4998 5 років тому +5

      selah johnson I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

    • @sage_
      @sage_ 4 роки тому +7

      Mam it's been 2 hours

    • @sage_
      @sage_ 4 роки тому +3

      Ok I'm still in line from last month is this line even any shorter

    • @bobtuna856
      @bobtuna856 4 роки тому +3

      @@sage_ No, unfortunately the line is not any shorter. In fact the line got longer believe it or not.

  • @kobejuanjakobe
    @kobejuanjakobe 6 років тому +750

    I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and I’m just imagining what the reaction would be if I went this slow for a customer XD

    • @NRTHCALI559
      @NRTHCALI559 5 років тому +17

      Tim Sullivan lol bro tapping everything and shit 😹

    • @KawyeEnPleurs
      @KawyeEnPleurs 5 років тому +9

      Oh God same, I had like only one customer that asks me to take my time when I couldn't find the button for a thing that we cant scan lmao otherwise they're all in a rush

    • @eclipsexgaming1169
      @eclipsexgaming1169 5 років тому +5

      same, kinda want to do it intentionally now if someones a dick

    • @linatrogdon3390
      @linatrogdon3390 5 років тому +5

      NRTHCALI559 i could imagine the face of someone who was waiting 😂😂😂😂

    • @notsotalentedfrog5496
      @notsotalentedfrog5496 5 років тому +7

      Oh please do and make sure your the only cashier available

  • @martinvibart5840
    @martinvibart5840 6 років тому +1718

    *Waits 30 minutes at the checkout*
    Gibi: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
    Me: nO pLeAsE No

    • @Sasqe
      @Sasqe 6 років тому +26

      Martin Vibart “..oh yeahh, i’ve about a few questions or so about the online website...”

    • @hartdoan1496
      @hartdoan1496 6 років тому +13

      Martin Vibart 😂omfg I'm ded💀

    • @AJEX_IS_LIT
      @AJEX_IS_LIT 6 років тому +14

      Martin Vibart god no please GOD NO

    • @stupihdity
      @stupihdity 6 років тому +5

      Well it’s not as bad as this one lady who spent almost an hour getting like... 80,000 febreeze products.

    • @simmonslakisha23
      @simmonslakisha23 6 років тому +7

      😭😭 I work in a grocery store and I could not imagine keeping someone in line this long lol

  • @xJabro
    @xJabro 6 років тому +737

    ASMR is the only place where checking out groceries for 30 minutes is acceptable.

  • @jemchal
    @jemchal 5 років тому +801

    *Excuse me, why are you tapping on my singular apple*

    • @baggchazz9704
      @baggchazz9704 4 роки тому +2

      NO BEV

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 3 роки тому +6

      MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖 MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖 MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖

  • @mrgallbladder
    @mrgallbladder 6 років тому +719

    I've never laughed so hard from reading the comment section.

  • @SkinInfection
    @SkinInfection 6 років тому +687

    Don’t insult my singular apple

    • @sexysergeant123
      @sexysergeant123 6 років тому +4

      bilbo swagginz I laughed at this then I was reminded of how much Honeycrisp apples are a pound, I would have only bought one too😂

    • @leahjurado7917
      @leahjurado7917 5 років тому +1

      Luv ur profile pic

  • @cheyennecarly3972
    @cheyennecarly3972 6 років тому +364

    Gibi: would you mind if i took it a bit slower today?
    Me: sure!
    * 29:23 minutes later *
    Me: this might've been a mistake

  • @lycanthrop-ee9971
    @lycanthrop-ee9971 5 років тому +1311

    Alternate title: Gibi Quietly Judges Your Choices of Groceries

  • @nataliescorner8670
    @nataliescorner8670 6 років тому +1580

    “Just going to use my scanner”
    *pulls out toy scanner*
    *click*

  • @ashleephilp4976
    @ashleephilp4976 6 років тому +484

    Gibi:do you mind if it’s a bit slow, because I’m new and I’m still learning
    Me:sure I don’t mind
    30 MINUTES LATER
    Me:that was slower than I thought

  • @tessmcgowan2405
    @tessmcgowan2405 6 років тому +146

    This gave me an idea; you should do a different kind of shopping roleplay. For example, someone wants to update their wardrobe or something and you help them around the store finding cute clothes. It could have tapping (on hangers or cases of makeup I guess?), fabric sounds and things, positive affirmations, jewelry sounds, and other stuff. You know what I mean? Idk, just a thought. Love you Gibi!!! ❤❤❤

    • @GeekwithaGrill
      @GeekwithaGrill 6 років тому +1

      Oh personal shopper role play!!

    • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
      @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 років тому

      That is smart

    • @suzieh5204
      @suzieh5204 6 років тому

      Yesss

    • @kiyoko1186
      @kiyoko1186 6 років тому

      OMG PLEASE DO THIS GIBI AMAZING IDEA TessTheTreble

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 6 років тому +1

      TessTheTreble It's be cool to see a old school grocery shop. Like, where You go and say that You need 1,2 kg of flour and They go measure it. I tried one in a museum (though, They only sold candy) It was so cool.

  • @Julia67838
    @Julia67838 5 років тому +371

    Gibi:I don't think I have ever bought just one Apple at the time
    Me:I don't think I have ever bought an apple

    • @Xyoama
      @Xyoama 5 років тому +4

      Julia's Life sis saaaaaaaaaaame

    • @Caroline-le8gm
      @Caroline-le8gm 4 роки тому +5

      I’ve never bought any vegetable!
      Wait.. an apples a fruit isn’t it 😑😂

    • @kristijacobson2508
      @kristijacobson2508 4 роки тому +1

      omg same i agree 100 percent

    • @zainkhalil7494
      @zainkhalil7494 3 роки тому

      @@GooberingGoobers isn’t Apple the brand that makes phones?? I’m not sure what gibi was holding

    • @lvlmedyza7409
      @lvlmedyza7409 3 роки тому

      Whats an apple

  • @SamManuel
    @SamManuel 5 років тому +264

    Oh, no. My spreadable fruit is expiring this year. 😟

    • @kellyharrison5918
      @kellyharrison5918 5 років тому +3

      Sam Manuel ALL HAIL THE SPREADABLE FRUIT
      cause its expiring ? months and no meh fruit that i can put on bread:(

    • @rhianna7895
      @rhianna7895 4 роки тому +3

      Sam Manuel better make as many pb&js as possible , only a couple more months 😳

    • @catherinegardner200
      @catherinegardner200 4 роки тому +5

      Only 2 months left

    • @kaifazbear7274
      @kaifazbear7274 4 роки тому +3

      One month left.

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 4 роки тому +4

      rip spreadable fruit

  • @daniellegreen4982
    @daniellegreen4982 6 років тому +158

    I think the best part of this is her acting super surprised and intrested about some of these items but then you remember she owns all of these things and uses/eats them

  • @issalit5749
    @issalit5749 6 років тому +203

    That scanner was some next level technology

    • @libbygrace376
      @libbygrace376 6 років тому +2

      Issa Lit 3018 technology

    • @cr3a_ture13
      @cr3a_ture13 6 років тому

      Wow technology 👋🌈🖐 *jazz hands*

  • @whitneyg3188
    @whitneyg3188 6 років тому +1197

    Wife: *comes home 6 hours after leaving to the store*
    Husband: what took so long
    Wife: the super relaxing cashier ;)

    • @CatLeeXoX
      @CatLeeXoX 5 років тому +54

      Jimb00 xX I see how you tried to be funny. It didn’t work bud.

    • @addison3908
      @addison3908 5 років тому +11

      Jimb00 xX that’s kinda disgusting you nasty

    • @Beans95
      @Beans95 5 років тому +6

      I’m 9 and I understand yo nasty

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus 5 років тому +17

      @@Beans95 go back to pewdiepie 😂🤣

    • @Maya-tr2qo
      @Maya-tr2qo 5 років тому +4

      Uh. Okay
      You hella nasty
      But ok

  • @hannahbuhler3128
    @hannahbuhler3128 5 років тому +169

    Gibi judging her own groceries for 29:23 minutes straight

  • @andioop6686
    @andioop6686 6 років тому +548

    I’m going to come back to this video in December 2019 and celebrate the expiration date of the jam

    • @TheMinecraftHype
      @TheMinecraftHype 6 років тому +60

      rockyrocksrox I will also return at that time to see if you actually do come back... I have doubts.

    • @fadee_5203
      @fadee_5203 6 років тому +3

      Bet

    • @neverlucky2712
      @neverlucky2712 6 років тому +22

      let's be honest, none of us will remember unless you screenshot this and put it as ur wallpaper and keep it as that for 1 and a half years.

    • @oxycodonepuneta2320
      @oxycodonepuneta2320 6 років тому +11

      rockyrocksrox i want to be here when that happen..
      Sooooooo here is my comment

    • @spuhdoink
      @spuhdoink 6 років тому +11

      same. here i am waiting to get my notification on that date.

  • @wingo9967
    @wingo9967 6 років тому +3680

    You look awfully similar to my optician... my older sister... this mermaid i met... who are you?!

    • @rowynoak6585
      @rowynoak6585 6 років тому +19

      Wingo heheheh

    • @sentinellj
      @sentinellj 6 років тому +259

      Me? I'm just you're friendly neighbourhood spiderman
      Edit: Woah didn't expect 100 likes 😀😀😀

    • @EduardoNevesSilva
      @EduardoNevesSilva 6 років тому +201

      "My name's Gibi. But everyone calls me Gibby..."

    • @rhino5463
      @rhino5463 6 років тому +55

      Wingo “Hey did I see you at that love convention?”

    • @LePotatoJuice
      @LePotatoJuice 6 років тому +15

      Wingo W I N G O T H E B I R D

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx 5 років тому +79

    Okay. So.... apparently my shopping trip included the following items:
    - 2 Taco Seasoning Mixes (25% less sodium)
    - Pollener All Fruit, Spreadable Fruit - Raspberry
    - 3 (honestly very expensive) bananas
    - One (1) Apple
    - Bag of Carrot Chips
    - Pasta Zero
    - Annie’s Vegetable Soup with Farm-Shaped Pasta
    - Minute Rice, Brown Rice and Quinoa
    - One (1) Red Bull
    - Sunflower Seeds
    - Jell-o Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix
    - Jell-o Lemon Flavored Gelatin
    - Pam Baking Spray
    - Vegemite
    - Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate
    - 2 Icelandic yogurts
    - 1 Liter of Coconut Water
    I literally don’t understand this shopping trip. I would never buy such a hodge-podge of items. I can’t make a week’s worth of meals out of those. :x
    I still really love this RP; I’m just making observations because I have nothing better to do but comment a million times on a video I constantly watch. XD

  • @lias_pizzaria
    @lias_pizzaria 6 років тому +126

    2:34 "so these are pretty cheap"
    Me:shh don't let anyone hear

  • @sabby7719
    @sabby7719 6 років тому +552

    0:06
    Gibi: Are you ready to check out?
    Me: No but I’m ready to check YOU out ;)
    Gibi: *Calls Security*

  • @SkrappyQ
    @SkrappyQ 6 років тому +269

    yeah sorry i'm late i got held up for 30 minutes as the checkout lady gave me a brief description of each item

    • @Juniebeaniebaby101
      @Juniebeaniebaby101 6 років тому +7

      Alain me: *uses asmr as an excuse for being late*

    • @andrewgw7652
      @andrewgw7652 6 років тому

      Sorry I’m late I fell asleep at the grocery store during checkout

    • @Dark___Lynx4TM
      @Dark___Lynx4TM 6 років тому

      Allison *to an asmr video*

    • @tommym669
      @tommym669 6 років тому

      And there was a 100 person line of disgruntled shoppers forming behind me

  • @oofsusi4501
    @oofsusi4501 6 років тому +271

    gibi: Are you paying with cash or card
    me:cash
    gibi: card,ok

  • @leo_backyarddinner
    @leo_backyarddinner 6 років тому +245

    *calls person waiting in car*
    “Hey hun, gonna be a while... this chick keeps examining and tapping every single grocery. EVEN THE BANANAS. We’re almost done though I’ve been here for 24 minutes.”

  • @bojandimovski1504
    @bojandimovski1504 6 років тому +377

    I feel so bad for the person that's next in line...

    • @alexk3112
      @alexk3112 6 років тому +16

      Bojan Dimovski there’s probably like 50 of them by now

    • @alanimations
      @alanimations 6 років тому +17

      Kage Yuro they probably all left the line and went to a different one

    • @mandieeXD
      @mandieeXD 6 років тому

      she said theyre dead today!!

    • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
      @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 років тому

      Poor them

    • @phillipjr8567
      @phillipjr8567 6 років тому

      I love this too much😂😂😂

  • @creepypastaexplained4945
    @creepypastaexplained4945 6 років тому +158

    "Yes, sir she's the one who held me up for thirty minutes."

  • @gertrudethegreatest3964
    @gertrudethegreatest3964 5 років тому +182

    Gibi:what are PASTA ZEROS?
    Me:I don’t even KNOW BRO.

    • @pocketemo
      @pocketemo 3 роки тому +1

      ah dude theyre so good

  • @killme2138
    @killme2138 5 років тому +145

    Gibi probably took all the things in her pantry that she never ate and used them to make this video.

  • @lewiswilliams3557
    @lewiswilliams3557 6 років тому +504

    where do i find one of thos high tech scanners?????

    • @charlienovacastor5652
      @charlienovacastor5652 6 років тому +22

      l ewis Williams An old, long forgotten marketplace known as Toys R Us

    • @lucikizz
      @lucikizz 6 років тому +8

      Nutcase Nate ;-; That store closed down sadly ;_____;

    • @arostrai
      @arostrai 5 років тому +3

      Walmart 😂

    • @thegamerphrog
      @thegamerphrog 5 років тому +8

      Ur local Kindergarten classroom

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt 5 років тому +1

      Amazon just look up "plastic scanner"

  • @Da_Baron
    @Da_Baron 6 років тому +85

    As a former grocery store cashier, I was wondering why you were so bright and happy and cheery, until thirty seconds in when you said it was your first day! I'd love to see an update where you're absolutely jaded. lol

    • @cadebayerl8117
      @cadebayerl8117 6 років тому +1

      ThaBaronDK haha this is too true as I have been working at a grocery store for nearly two years and I was tired of it after two months

    • @Jumblebelle
      @Jumblebelle 6 років тому +2

      ThaBaronDK perfect for a bitchy roleplay with gum chewing lol

    • @emmaschuster3635
      @emmaschuster3635 6 років тому

      lol same

    • @bridget1721
      @bridget1721 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha, same. I worked at a grocery store for 6 months and that was more than ENOUGH for me lol

  • @mernky3562
    @mernky3562 5 років тому +287

    Is that jam?
    Nah m8 spreadable fruit

  • @fabby6065
    @fabby6065 5 років тому +350

    WhY ArE YOu SpRAyinG My PAm?

  • @goodDrummerman
    @goodDrummerman 6 років тому +586

    She probably got fired after her first shift too. Only checked out 3 customers in an 8 hour shift lol

    • @Ace-mi7cr
      @Ace-mi7cr 6 років тому +5

      goodDrummerman Haha ikr 😂

    • @noobula7
      @noobula7 6 років тому +36

      Come on man it’s her first day 😂

    • @sls050307
      @sls050307 6 років тому +1

      yeah

    • @STREAKJESS
      @STREAKJESS 6 років тому +3

      goodDrummerman true

    • @slut4adamcarlsen903
      @slut4adamcarlsen903 6 років тому +12

      goodDrummerman she pulled a Daisy 😂😂

  • @poptartaj7611
    @poptartaj7611 6 років тому +472

    still faster than self checkout

    • @isislee919
      @isislee919 6 років тому +4

      Mernky 356 what’s so hard about putting it in the bagging area

    • @lunajayde_xx
      @lunajayde_xx 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, that's true. XD I think my husband and I spend a ridiculous amount of time at self-checkout just yelling at the damn thing "IT IS IN THE BAGGING AREA." and then it's like "Help is on the way!" And I swear that happens at least a dozen times lol.

    • @sakoulas1253
      @sakoulas1253 5 років тому

      Poptart AJ LMAO

    • @brothersdodumbstuff6921
      @brothersdodumbstuff6921 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus 5 років тому +2

      @@isislee919 i just facepalmed so hard

  • @tianaelsie5631
    @tianaelsie5631 6 років тому +170

    'Are you Australian?'
    - Whoa *mate* yeah how'd ya know?

    • @millie_twig
      @millie_twig 6 років тому +10

      Tiana Elsie . Shhhh, remember we’re actors living in South America...

    • @daniellamojica2619
      @daniellamojica2619 4 роки тому +1

      Amelia Branch I thought it was Japan

    • @quincydraws957
      @quincydraws957 4 роки тому +1

      Naw i swere it was Indonesia

  • @elektra01
    @elektra01 6 років тому +164

    Takes thirty minutes, judges the amount of apples I buy and how many carrots I can eat
    Love it!😍
    (Aka it’s a joke I am thankful for the effort she put into this video)

    • @Beans95
      @Beans95 5 років тому +7

      Angus Bergström maybe they were almost asleep when they made this so they put aka instead of btw or jk

    • @Tuco_Salamanca3
      @Tuco_Salamanca3 4 роки тому +1

      Aka means Also known as

    • @mey3980
      @mey3980 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tuco_Salamanca3 yes we know.

    • @Tuco_Salamanca3
      @Tuco_Salamanca3 4 роки тому +1

      Meeyah. I was talking to the poster, not you

    • @GooberingGoobers
      @GooberingGoobers 4 роки тому +1

      Uhh do you mean ps? Aka means also known as

  • @mr_mcsexy
    @mr_mcsexy 6 років тому +300

    Gibi: are you in a hurry?
    Me: Yes i have to make payments right now or i become homeless.
    Gibi: No? Ok

    • @olivermoss-jones3231
      @olivermoss-jones3231 6 років тому +4

      Gibi. I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLES LIVES CRUMBLING AROUND THEM

    • @abbym07
      @abbym07 6 років тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @beaudaniel3930
    @beaudaniel3930 6 років тому +894

    As soon as I saw the Taco Mix, I knew this was realistic.

  • @whypinky3491
    @whypinky3491 4 роки тому +59

    Gibi: “Expiration date dec. 2019, oh you should be fine.”
    Me watching this is 2020: 😳

  • @mckennastone8133
    @mckennastone8133 6 років тому +35

    I started watching this at 7:15 pm and woke up at 3:32 am. Thank you Gibi for being so relaxing😂

    • @Ashley-tb4kv
      @Ashley-tb4kv 6 років тому +2

      McKenna Stone girl you should of went back to sleep real quick if you woke up at 3:32am

    • @Trucks_Law-zn5xs
      @Trucks_Law-zn5xs 5 років тому

      Fall asleep every time lmao

  • @joshuasmith1266
    @joshuasmith1266 6 років тому +135

    My cashier was extremely slow and kept me for 29 minutes. Very disappointed although she did give me this weird sense of tingling down my back. 3/10 experience but 10/10 for relaxation

    • @jenniferpardue5839
      @jenniferpardue5839 6 років тому +5

      She kept touching all my food. I had to return my apple because she kept rubbing and tapping on it. Gross!! But she does know how to make me fall asleep.

  • @_tayler_elise_4159
    @_tayler_elise_4159 6 років тому +64

    I love the little kid scanner!!! priceless!

    • @RyanRolshouse
      @RyanRolshouse 6 років тому +5

      Tayler Garff, was that a pun?

    • @Doglover1688
      @Doglover1688 6 років тому

      very punny

    • @sentinellj
      @sentinellj 6 років тому

      That is not a kid scanner it's highly sophisticated technology that we don't even understand

  • @theovergrownbookshelf7801
    @theovergrownbookshelf7801 5 років тому +129

    Never would I ever come here and get tampons.
    Gibi: That type of month. Hate it. How bad is it. You know this is the large size

    • @mija3239
      @mija3239 5 років тому +1

      How is your name pronounced? Gg ive never seen your name before

    • @mija3239
      @mija3239 5 років тому +1

      Is your name pronounced Reheianna?

    • @rhianna7895
      @rhianna7895 4 роки тому +3

      Hi we have the same name 🤗 but it’s actually my middle name

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 4 роки тому +3

      WhErE_aRe_ThE_aVoCaDoS??? Surprised you don’t know how to say their name, a famous singer is named Rhianna. It’s said re-yhan-ah. I usually say it like it has a y but that may just be my accent

    • @CrazyblondeBiotch01
      @CrazyblondeBiotch01 4 роки тому

      🤣😂😅😂🤣 This comment has me officially deceased.🤣😂🤣😂💀☠💀☠

  • @bobby-pg5wf
    @bobby-pg5wf 5 років тому +265

    CAn YoU PlEAsE StOp pokInG MY PaSTa ZeRo

  • @mariacau
    @mariacau 6 років тому +69

    Can you imagine a grocery store where they analyse your items one by one? That would be so embarassing. But this is relaxing anyway.

    • @niqozin
      @niqozin 6 років тому +3

      Maria Caú
      Cashier: *picks up bananas* Oh yeah I really like bananas heres a 5 minute story about bananas! *five minutes later* Anyway that's why I'm not allowed to be in Walmart anymore haha!
      Cashier: *picks up condoms* Oh...well...ah....I think we can skip the-
      Customer: Fuck no! You have spent 5 minutes on every fucking item and I specifically bought these at this store for this moment!
      Cashier: Uh...really? Um...Well....Condoms are...uh...really...helpful I guess...
      Customer: I am going to fuck tonight.
      Cashier: Oh...uh...lovely...?

  • @tonytheboneless5485
    @tonytheboneless5485 6 років тому +203

    I asked where the bathroom is

    • @girlsquatz393
      @girlsquatz393 6 років тому +3

      Haha

    • @fruitycauldron8883
      @fruitycauldron8883 6 років тому +3

      XD

    • @cadentolle9935
      @cadentolle9935 6 років тому +3

      Luma_46 YT bud, it's 2018 please for the sake of us all quit fucking using XD dammit

    • @emileuu
      @emileuu 6 років тому +3

      caden Tolle chill he can say XD if he wants

    • @doryaf2077
      @doryaf2077 6 років тому +1

      caden Tolle XD NevAAAR!!

  • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
    @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 років тому +113

    Gibi: what's barn shaped pasta ?
    Me : you are litterely holding the box *THAT HAS THE PICTURE OF WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE*

  • @Gravel_eater
    @Gravel_eater 4 роки тому +17

    “December 2019, you’ll be fine” me, in April 2020 *Spits tea*

  • @foxeh123
    @foxeh123 6 років тому +122

    *30 minutes later*
    "Lady, listen...I just want to buy some groceries."

  • @MrFzrk
    @MrFzrk 6 років тому +65

    I loved the scanner thing sound.
    But if I was at a checkout and someone was tapping and sliding their hands all over my food I would be weirded out

  • @dusky193
    @dusky193 2 роки тому +9

    2 year anniversary of the jam expiring 😔🙏

  • @ellieleon3205
    @ellieleon3205 6 років тому +28

    Wow when she said she was going to take it slow, I didn't think it would be thirty minutes

  • @Clown_Dorki
    @Clown_Dorki 6 років тому +397

    Gibi: hello there, are you ready to check out?
    Me: yes please.
    Gibi: Did you find Everything okay?
    Me: no, I couldn't find a few things.
    Gibi: good.
    Me: *wh-*

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 6 років тому +2

      T.V STÅTÏÇ
      SO TRUE😂😂😂

    • @HoliverTV
      @HoliverTV 6 років тому

      T.V STÅTÏÇ shshshshs

    • @larasheppard8443
      @larasheppard8443 6 років тому +2

      IM LAUGHING SO MF HARD 😭😭🙃

    • @lucien3231
      @lucien3231 5 років тому +1

      Me when I ask about people's lives but I don't really care.

  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR 6 років тому +376

    Astonishingly, this is my first time seeing a grocery check out rp! Do your thing Geebz! Goodnight everyone :D

    • @rachellee277
      @rachellee277 6 років тому +1

      Articulate Design ASMR ASMR Alysaa has some fun ones! Whispers Unicorn too.

    • @ronaldmcdonald3869
      @ronaldmcdonald3869 6 років тому +9

      Geebz?

    • @bioticheart
      @bioticheart 6 років тому

      Articulate Design ASMR There are a few if you search for it.

    • @averieg.3702
      @averieg.3702 6 років тому +1

      Karuna satori does some nice and annoyed grocery store rp

    • @tonicox4005
      @tonicox4005 6 років тому +8

      Articulate Design ASMR I would love to stop by the Market Articulate for some groceries. ;)
      And whoever was wondering about "Geebz," I think they at least kind of know each other.

  • @mikumutual
    @mikumutual 5 років тому +98

    19:45 "hot chocolate marshmallows just sorta dissolve when you put them in the hot water"
    *WATER??????????*

    • @muffinzyt9613
      @muffinzyt9613 5 років тому +5

      savangel5 yeah you make hot chocolate with either water or milk she Evan said it’s the “Hot Water Kind”

    • @annemontgomery3890
      @annemontgomery3890 5 років тому +19

      Never understood American's version of hot chocolate either. Almost all of them are dissolved in hot water. Confuses Europeans. It's hot chocolate MILK. It's in the NAME.

    • @maddie8983
      @maddie8983 5 років тому +4

      @@annemontgomery3890 To be fair, ours has powdered milk in it lol. And using water vs milk is mostly personal preference here.

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt 5 років тому +7

      Guys I use milk and I'm American the intrusions say hot water or milk but people here don't like the idea of heating up milk

    • @undercoverwaffle395xx6
      @undercoverwaffle395xx6 5 років тому +4

      reece 111 lol when I was a kid I had hot milk before I went to sleep. Hot chocolates like the best. Still not sure why anyone would put water in it but hey person preference

  • @nono3368
    @nono3368 6 років тому +75

    She didn’t scan the jello :O

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 6 років тому +2132

    Um ma’am if you don’t mind me asking, why are you tapping on my groceries? I got places to be.

    • @harcher79
      @harcher79 6 років тому +15

      Lol

    • @wolfygamer2713
      @wolfygamer2713 6 років тому +8

      XD

    • @laurakluger5509
      @laurakluger5509 6 років тому +78

      cooldog2168 she asked if you're in a hurry, so don't panic ^^

    • @gabibabie
      @gabibabie 6 років тому +18

      Wolfy Gamer i knew that the xD face would be here

    • @farazahmad9680
      @farazahmad9680 6 років тому +12

      Tapping on apple and saying its juicy... Only kinow and oranges are juicy....but its Gibi she can do it..!!

  • @thepunisher4356
    @thepunisher4356 6 років тому +57

    This is why I use the self-checkout lanes. It’s fast and I don’t feel too guilty for buying 8 energy drinks or lots of Alcohol 😒

    • @mauro9624
      @mauro9624 6 років тому

      Kaas

    • @v0m1t_c0r3_kryp
      @v0m1t_c0r3_kryp 6 років тому

      Wtf I hate self check outs the original one means I don’t have to do all the work😂

  • @sonny2886
    @sonny2886 5 років тому +69

    “Just one apple?”
    “Did I ask for your opinion on how to spend MY money?”

  • @davidabbott8967
    @davidabbott8967 6 років тому +78

    Gibi: Are you in a hurry?
    Me: Uh yeah actually my mom is having another baby toda-
    Gibi: No? Great!
    Me: Uh i really gotta gooo...

    • @davidabbott8967
      @davidabbott8967 3 роки тому

      @Llama Boy76 no, it was just a joke I made

  • @kalea899
    @kalea899 6 років тому +439

    mom: what took you so long? i didn’t ask to buy much!
    *me: sorry the cashier was really relaxing i fell asleep*
    mom: oh okay i understand

    • @sunjuu4901
      @sunjuu4901 6 років тому +1

      kalea. Lol xd

    • @Lieneke_01
      @Lieneke_01 6 років тому +1

      Love this comment 😂

    • @atr2903
      @atr2903 6 років тому +1

      Love thoughtful funny comments like this one ❤️😂

    • @yudithgarcia6113
      @yudithgarcia6113 6 років тому +2

      kalea that is so me

    • @mk-_-7660
      @mk-_-7660 6 років тому +1

      RT

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 6 років тому +818

    Gibi: Professional Banana Tapper

    • @clayton2697
      @clayton2697 6 років тому +4

      cooldog2168 "fantastic"

    • @alex-iz5jv
      @alex-iz5jv 6 років тому +4

      Gibi:girl inside brutal internet
      ;)

    • @biddleTM
      @biddleTM 6 років тому +6

      She must get payed well

    • @allanm3987
      @allanm3987 6 років тому +27

      She can tap my banana if u know what I mean 😉😂

    • @miau7327
      @miau7327 6 років тому +3

      AM Gaming 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @micaelamartin8499
    @micaelamartin8499 5 років тому +24

    Bro if my cashier was this slow and interested in every single thing I buy, I’d flip my lid in 0.2 seconds

  • @myacosta4541
    @myacosta4541 6 років тому +26

    "Oh your eating it today? The whole bag?!"

    • @prettyamejam6780
      @prettyamejam6780 6 років тому

      Sloths. Just Sloths. Don’t judge me, I’m fat...

  • @meeyah4782
    @meeyah4782 6 років тому +324

    are you
    TaPiNg oN mY aPpLe?

  • @SpazzShell
    @SpazzShell 6 років тому +562

    They say it’s bad to go to the grocery store on an empty stomach.... yet here I am, packs of cookies and chips being thrown aimlessly into my cart.

    • @evanplauche5370
      @evanplauche5370 6 років тому +15

      Joey Underhill why are you watching asmr in the grocery.

    • @Machiari309
      @Machiari309 6 років тому +3

      It’s worse working there hungry. People come through with rotisserie chicken or cooked lobster and it’s absolute torture.

    • @nobody845
      @nobody845 6 років тому

      Animal flesh

    • @Luke-ox8bp
      @Luke-ox8bp 6 років тому

      Hello again

    • @itsus8172
      @itsus8172 6 років тому

      I do my best grocery shopping when I'm hungry, I always get more and yummier food then.

  • @c4millaj
    @c4millaj 11 місяців тому +2

    these are the only videos i fall asleep to, not some modern tingles

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx 5 років тому +15

    I had my husband (who doesn't really like ASMR) watch this, and he sort of lost it over Gibi spraying the Pam. It was actually hilarious.

  • @popegoodvibes6360
    @popegoodvibes6360 6 років тому +293

    i- i think im in the wrong store whats going on here

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 6 років тому

      Pope Goodvibes
      So true😂😂😃

    • @kitty-yv1wo
      @kitty-yv1wo 6 років тому +1

      Your in Amish town now

    • @wsb157
      @wsb157 6 років тому

      Pope Goodvibes lol

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt 5 років тому

      basic no I live near "Amish town" and I can walk into KFC and see an entire family digging into some chicken

  • @harveywrld6289
    @harveywrld6289 6 років тому +158

    Did she ask me what this bag of pasta is. You work here tell me. lol 😂😂

    • @Julia67838
      @Julia67838 5 років тому +6

      Shi_Chicken80 she said that is her First day

  • @poozlespoozles4169
    @poozlespoozles4169 5 років тому +23

    I was thinking when she says the jam expires December 2019 imagine watching this in like December 2025 and being like "Well the cashier said it would be fine so"

  • @annapan1978
    @annapan1978 4 роки тому +5

    I love how everyone is ‘’complaining’’ about this video but everyone is secretly in love with it

    • @maddywilliams4638
      @maddywilliams4638 4 роки тому

      Everyone is "complaining" bc they think it is super funny. But it is always nice when they have a sentence saying they love it cause that's always nice
      I love this video and this is one of my favs.

  • @ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL
    @ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL 6 років тому +1292

    ❤️ UHHHH This line is taking forever ; >

    • @user-mz4vr2uo4e
      @user-mz4vr2uo4e 6 років тому +4

      A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L ?

    • @ilovepink213194
      @ilovepink213194 6 років тому +24

      Olivia CJ cause she’s taking 30mins on one “customer”

    • @Im_a_Hom0ph0be
      @Im_a_Hom0ph0be 6 років тому +25

      HOLD ON!! WAIT YOUR TURN!!!

    • @trip7002
      @trip7002 6 років тому +7

      😂😂

    • @itsballanced1133
      @itsballanced1133 6 років тому +7

      W H A T U P Y A L L I T S C E E Z I N T H E B U I L D S

  • @samuelpizza3348
    @samuelpizza3348 6 років тому +1494

    1:06 I don't know why, but I just find this funny. 😆

  • @sarahpixie
    @sarahpixie 5 років тому +26

    please make another grocery roleplay!!!!

  • @aice1018
    @aice1018 5 років тому +3

    I've watched this video 1258796435987 times and it never gets boring. I LOVE IT!!! ❤

  • @Its-Angela
    @Its-Angela 6 років тому +630

    You have such a beautiful smile

    • @mk-_-7660
      @mk-_-7660 6 років тому +6

      True
      She has such a beautiful everything Lol

    • @sarawomack283
      @sarawomack283 6 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @fizzybear3817
      @fizzybear3817 5 років тому +2

      Omg she does I'm jealous she is SO PRETTY

    • @phxonxng
      @phxonxng 5 років тому +2

      I agree

    • @P9rkour90
      @P9rkour90 5 років тому

      She does 😍

  • @quinn2585
    @quinn2585 6 років тому +108

    Grocery store checkout, takes 30minutes to get out. Hmm sounds like dollar tree.😂😂

  • @animalsmovies1791
    @animalsmovies1791 6 років тому +46

    STAPH JUDGING MY HONEY CRISP CANADIAN APPLE.
    AND HOW MANY CARROT CRISPS I EAT IN A DAY. NOW YOUR JUDGING MY PASTA ZERO?? GURL

    • @greatsayain
      @greatsayain 4 роки тому

      Is pasta zero any good? I'm curious now.

    • @inkzooka
      @inkzooka 3 роки тому

      Staph-

  • @freyadavidson3122
    @freyadavidson3122 6 років тому +2

    I absolutely LOVE ❤️ your videos and this is one of the most relaxing and nice to watch!!! I watch every one of your videos and I enjoy them so so so much!!!
    Love you xxx💖💖❤️❤️

  • @ryem9948
    @ryem9948 6 років тому +223

    "do you do this with the little.. meat crumbles?"
    "n-"
    *"YEAH?"*
    *"ME TOO."*

    • @darkshadow5973
      @darkshadow5973 6 років тому +4

      ryem xd your picture

    • @darkshadow5973
      @darkshadow5973 6 років тому +1

      ryem the incredibles

    • @weestcoast4511
      @weestcoast4511 6 років тому +5

      I think she meant the ground beef, wtf Is beef crumbles

    • @yaelfierro3344
      @yaelfierro3344 6 років тому

      Dark Shadow hahahaha I lost it when I saw the picture

    • @dwindebabk
      @dwindebabk 6 років тому +1

      isn't it called mince meat, it is in Britain anyways

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 6 років тому +134

    All this did was make me hungry and it's like 11 at night.

    • @hershey_bar4843
      @hershey_bar4843 6 років тому

      Midnight Prince same

    • @catrina6541
      @catrina6541 6 років тому

      sameeee

    • @ysabellaflores5984
      @ysabellaflores5984 6 років тому

      Midnight Prince omg it’s literally 10:57 at night and I just ate cold Mac and cheese cause of this

    • @ky-mt9uy
      @ky-mt9uy 6 років тому +1

      Weeklings. It’s 3am and here I am eating frozen eggo waffles.

    • @kadiekatie
      @kadiekatie 6 років тому +1

      Midnight Prince 1am

  • @paige132
    @paige132 6 років тому +37

    Gibi: vegemite
    Me: VEGEMITE OMG YOU SAINT

    • @littlegibler-deserted3664
      @littlegibler-deserted3664 5 років тому

      St3lthy Panda can get marmite (I’m American and have British 2nd cousins)
      Edit: added end parentheses. Your welcome =)

  • @arcadeunderground420
    @arcadeunderground420 5 років тому +10

    Gibi:Oh do you use this with the meat crumbles?
    *meat crumbles*
    *m e a t c r u m b l e s*

  • @streamweird4735
    @streamweird4735 6 років тому +438

    *LaDy sTOp eXamiNing mY ZeRo pasTA*

    • @woolenpegasus4996
      @woolenpegasus4996 6 років тому +19

      Brendons Forehead
      Somebody touch-a my spaghett

    • @euclidshel5309
      @euclidshel5309 6 років тому +11

      Brendons Forehead oml love your profile pic

    • @elizabethhiltsfilm
      @elizabethhiltsfilm 6 років тому +15

      Your profile pic makes this comment 200 times better 😂

    • @yaelfierro3344
      @yaelfierro3344 6 років тому +2

      Elizabeth Hilts totally 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rosekerr3988
      @rosekerr3988 6 років тому +5

      another panic fan watching gibi?!

  • @alyssathatcher8115
    @alyssathatcher8115 6 років тому +166

    Why tf am I buying one apple I'm insane

    • @scwid8249
      @scwid8249 6 років тому +6

      Along with your profile picture :/

    • @PX3U
      @PX3U 6 років тому +3

      Profile pic tho

    • @Frogfern666
      @Frogfern666 6 років тому +3

      Jade Colvin your pofile makes it look like it

    • @caseywillis5887
      @caseywillis5887 6 років тому

      Jade Colvin I literally saw your comment and then she made the joke about the apple

    • @adamariortega3910
      @adamariortega3910 6 років тому

      That profile is legit

  • @chichiwheeler1088
    @chichiwheeler1088 6 років тому +22

    Gibi: did you find everything Ok?
    Me: no
    Gibi: good

  • @Luke-ux1ss
    @Luke-ux1ss 5 років тому +56

    JUST SCAN MY FOOD I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY
    i still love you

  • @utfan0899
    @utfan0899 6 років тому +151

    Ugh red bull doesn't give me wings, it just gives me flash backs to too much Jager and regret.

    • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
      @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 років тому +3

      Dark yet funny
      Like my humor

    • @utfan0899
      @utfan0899 6 років тому +1

      Lauren Bin 🤣

    • @alex-bt9cw
      @alex-bt9cw 4 роки тому

      Lynsey Orion I read about this man who sued RedBull because it didn’t give him wings lol

  • @ellayeah6567
    @ellayeah6567 6 років тому +83

    50% of the comments- Pun related to how long this checkout took
    20%- Why is everyone disliking? (With possible attached apply of they fell asleep)
    10%- Ooh spooky jumpscare at 1:06
    10%- You look similar to someone else
    10%- Miscellaneous comments of how pretty Gibi is, how is the likes vs views possible, etc

    • @scwid8249
      @scwid8249 6 років тому +2

      0.5% meat crumbles

    • @aangel6020
      @aangel6020 6 років тому +1

      1% of the comments is them talking about.. Let's just say *Bananas* and why she's holding them...

  • @mindyl1983
    @mindyl1983 5 років тому +4

    I love all your videos but this is my absolute favorite! I swear I watch it multiple times a week! Would love another trip to the grocery store!!

    • @sarahpixie
      @sarahpixie 5 років тому

      yes me too!!!

    • @lunajayde_xx
      @lunajayde_xx 5 років тому

      Yes! I watch this role play so many times. I would love to see it again.

    • @sexysergeant123
      @sexysergeant123 5 років тому

      Same! I watch it almost every night.

  • @emmajade7609
    @emmajade7609 6 років тому +82

    *I check out after Gibbi is done*
    Manager: hello, how would you rate our store?
    Me: UM.....( in my head) she WAS touching my food but her voice was so calm and relaxing!
    Me: 4 stars

    • @Beans95
      @Beans95 5 років тому

      3.5 stars from me

    • @kenzarahasmr3990
      @kenzarahasmr3990 5 років тому +2

      you spelt gibi wrong...... ?!!! IM TRIgGeReD

  • @jordaexn
    @jordaexn 6 років тому +286

    s T o P s Q u I s H i N g
    M y P a S t a Z e R o

  • @averyknoll1624
    @averyknoll1624 6 років тому +126

    Imagine daisy as a cashier
    Edit:nothing like gibi poking and tapping your groceries

  • @higuysimcharley
    @higuysimcharley 5 років тому +21

    Gibi: Did you find evrything okay?
    Me: Actually my son died and i saw his favorite food and i started crying a lit-
    Gibi: Good
    Me: What Th-

  • @maxineshannonsteele8027
    @maxineshannonsteele8027 4 роки тому +2

    Your customer service skills are amazing Gibi♥️♥️