What would it take for everywhere called Hell to freeze over?

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  • @RyanZerby
    @RyanZerby 18 днів тому +2339

    I grew up about an hour from Paradise, Michigan. The newspapers loved the line "It's colder than Hell in Paradise"

    • @SpaceSWE
      @SpaceSWE 14 днів тому +24

      lol

    • @The_Original_Rtxyz
      @The_Original_Rtxyz 14 днів тому +28

      Paradise? Isn’t that the place where that alien dude lives in that one book/movie?

    • @glenpatton2576
      @glenpatton2576 14 днів тому +66

      There's a paradise in Montana too, and they've hit -40°f in the winter lol oddly enough it's right next to hells gate Montana

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 13 днів тому +7

      ​@@The_Original_Rtxyz Postal 2

    • @jonathanbowers8964
      @jonathanbowers8964 13 днів тому +21

      Yep. Hell MI is a small village about 25 minutes from Ann Arbor while Paradise is right on Lake Superior.
      Hell, MI does freeze over most winters (as in the ponds in the village are covered in Ice, which is a good definition of "freezing over"), but Paradise does freeze over more often

  • @hinenik
    @hinenik 18 днів тому +1128

    Glad you're wearing a jumper while talking about cold stuff. It makes it more believable

    • @gillablecam
      @gillablecam 17 днів тому +18

      So many wonderful jumpers!

    • @mothhut8637
      @mothhut8637 13 днів тому +7

      Jumper? I don't see any pogo sticks, redcoat.

    • @crushingcrusader736
      @crushingcrusader736 11 днів тому +4

      @@mothhut8637 A warhammer sweater no less!

    • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
      @giorgospapoutsakis5271 7 днів тому

      Wrong,it doesn't make it more believable,it makes it more fitting because that would imply you wouldn't believe him if he didn't wore a jumper which is absolutely stupid since science is real regardless of whether you believe it or not ,quit talking nonsense

    • @echelade3781
      @echelade3781 7 днів тому +2

      You’re watching a British channel firstly, secondly it doesn’t matter at all what it’s called because American English is a variation, not a language. Lastly you’re going to have to come up with better insults than that after 250 years.

  • @fathercay
    @fathercay 14 днів тому +224

    As someone from the Cayman Islands, who also has watched you on and off for years and is now actually a meteorologist, I did NOT expect this video in my recommended after clocking off my shift. Thanks for an amazing video as always Simon

    • @SimonClark
      @SimonClark  11 днів тому +22

      That's so cool! Thank you for watching ❤

    • @Uhhhi-ih8bb
      @Uhhhi-ih8bb 9 днів тому +4

      I used to live there and we always joked about the church of Hell. I always found it weird a predominantly Christian island would have somewhere named Hell though.

  • @ilpi7216
    @ilpi7216 18 днів тому +1110

    Shame that Hel in Poland didn't get a mention😆

    • @piros100
      @piros100 18 днів тому +154

      or Hölle in Austria

    • @szymonpazura4630
      @szymonpazura4630 18 днів тому +91

      Considering the location of Hel this would make an interesting episode.

    • @MiniLuv-1984
      @MiniLuv-1984 18 днів тому +11

      What about the religious Hell?

    • @jonathanmelhuish4530
      @jonathanmelhuish4530 18 днів тому +57

      Exactly what I was thinking, seems mean to exclude Hel due to a minor difference in spelling.

    • @MorganaLarsen
      @MorganaLarsen 17 днів тому +124

      @@piros100 i mean he obviously only wants the english hells. I live in Hell, Norway, but we do also have another place called "Helvete" which is Hell in norwegian

  • @simonnorris8076
    @simonnorris8076 18 днів тому +241

    That connection between continental drift and rainfall patterns affecting the direction of travel of the Earth's temperature is so cool, man everything is just cogs is this massive self-balancing machine

  • @ThomasRintoul
    @ThomasRintoul 19 днів тому +366

    This is better than I could have possibly imagined suggesting this!

    • @echelade3781
      @echelade3781 7 днів тому

      @SimonClarke could we have more Warhammer content?

  • @平和-v1z
    @平和-v1z 18 днів тому +266

    These sweaters represent peak fashion.

  • @rateeightx
    @rateeightx 12 днів тому +19

    I remember I used to keep the weather for Hell, Michigan up on my phone, So I'd always know when Hell froze over. Never knew about the Dutch or Cayman Hells though, Great video, Learnt so much I didn't think I would!

  • @ScenicFlyer4
    @ScenicFlyer4 14 днів тому +51

    I love how this takes the phrase, "when hell freezes over," and just turns up the dial by a factor of a thousand.

  • @kevincronk7981
    @kevincronk7981 18 днів тому +94

    As soon as I understood the concept, my mind immediately went to snowball earth. So glad it's where this video went, it's such a cool part of earth's history

    • @elishuster5943
      @elishuster5943 6 днів тому

      and then the Earth was a snowball maybe twice

  • @davecgriffith
    @davecgriffith 18 днів тому +88

    I absolutely love the geographic analogy for time and using maps for illustration. What a great way to present the timeline!

    • @realryleu
      @realryleu 12 днів тому +3

      it's great because people have an intuitive understanding of "it takes a few days to drive across the country" and "it takes 3 minutes walking to get to the parking lot" and the difference in scale between the two

  • @PloverTechOfficial
    @PloverTechOfficial 17 днів тому +105

    16:40 Science compels us to explode the sun!

  • @jonwallace6204
    @jonwallace6204 18 днів тому +81

    I been to the Hell in Grand Cayman. Absolutely stunning coral formations.

    • @lythd
      @lythd 17 днів тому +8

      glad u liked it! we have lovely coral in cayman

    • @AaronGeo
      @AaronGeo 16 днів тому +5

      Same. Went there in June of this year as part of an 8-day long cruise that also went to Jamaica and Cozumel Island. Loved the coral

    • @PLANET_ODREDS
      @PLANET_ODREDS 15 днів тому

      That place is absolutely amazing, glad to see some more cayman lovers here

  • @olencone4005
    @olencone4005 18 днів тому +63

    16:45 "Do... something something... blow up a star." -- Sounds like a plan! Let's get to work! ^_^

  • @bernardofitzpatrick5403
    @bernardofitzpatrick5403 18 днів тому +63

    Excellent! I really like your sweaters !

    • @hinenik
      @hinenik 18 днів тому +6

      Glad to see more people pointing this out

    • @travcollier
      @travcollier 18 днів тому +2

      Simon takes the ugly Christmas sweater game to a new level (puns intended)

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 16 днів тому +10

    The walking analogy for the Earth's age is really good, i need to use that

  • @maybevoldemort8995
    @maybevoldemort8995 18 днів тому +8

    Merry Christmas, hope you have a lovely one with the family. Really happy you’ve done so well after the (understandable) wobble at the beginning of the year😊

  • @ariaden
    @ariaden 18 днів тому +37

    14:33 Why not Pongola? Photosynthetizers did not exist back then, or if they did exist they were not resistant to high oxygen concentrations? Either way, I would not say the reasons "will become immediately clear". Was there a longer explanation that got cut out of the final edit?

    • @reilandeubank
      @reilandeubank 18 днів тому +7

      Thank you! I was waiting for the explanation then the video just ended!

    • @simonabunker
      @simonabunker 18 днів тому +1

      I don't think any life existed then? But I also went searching for an explanation

    • @Hatypus
      @Hatypus 17 днів тому +9

      @@simonabunker Life first appeared around 3.5 billion years ago, but heavy underlining on the "around". The Pongola glaciation was 2.9 billion years ago.

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 15 днів тому +2

      Missed segment it feels like, but that's so long ago it could have been the formation of the moon or something.

    • @JamieElli
      @JamieElli 15 днів тому +12

      I assume it got cut, but the Pongola glaciation was before photosynthesizers were producing much oxygen. The first production of lots of oxygen is actually around the Huronian.

  • @smorcrux426
    @smorcrux426 10 днів тому +6

    14:40 is it because photosynthesis didn't exist back then? You should have clarified that

  • @moydodir79
    @moydodir79 18 днів тому +33

    The Sweaters!!! The Sweaters!!! What's with the sweaters?!?!?!?! Knitting pixel art is da thing! Where do they sell these?!?

  • @wiiza4ever
    @wiiza4ever 5 днів тому +2

    I'm pretty sure that the picture at 2:09 is from Hell, Michigan, since Tom Scott made a video about being mayor of Hell for a day, and it looked an awful lot like that picture.

  • @bobspivics502
    @bobspivics502 17 днів тому +72

    1:23 hey guys I just found three new slurs for French people

  • @Swordfish42
    @Swordfish42 18 днів тому +73

    Polish Hel is sad for being left out ;-;

  • @msaditu
    @msaditu 18 днів тому +8

    The sweaters! 😂 Happy holidays, Simon. Excellent video.

  • @ansond88
    @ansond88 18 днів тому +2

    This is an excellent Christmas Eve video, thank you!

  • @rottenteeth2623
    @rottenteeth2623 10 днів тому

    this is such a wonderfully constructed video, wow! the map of the usa being used as an analogy for earth's chronology, the iceberg of possible explanations of global glaciation, it's fantastic, definitely subscribing

  • @oscarvissers2563
    @oscarvissers2563 18 днів тому +2

    This is the most fun video I've ever watched about snowball earth. Kudos, Simon!

  • @TheAnalyticalEngine
    @TheAnalyticalEngine 18 днів тому +4

    "Do you want to blow up a star?"
    Considering that Simon is wearing a WH40K jumper, he probably already has that capability 🤣

  • @hellodelightfulrando
    @hellodelightfulrando 18 днів тому +5

    As someone who lives in Jamaica I always knew we lived next door to hell but I didn’t know we were THAT CLOSE! Explains a lot 😂

  • @GaraksApprentice
    @GaraksApprentice 13 днів тому

    Banger of a video as always, but the wardrobe choices made it even better. I'm quite jealous of your jumper collection now!

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 14 днів тому +2

    Hey can I just compliment the method of showing the scale of time, that made the distance between these periods in earths history sink in for me way better than any other analogy I've heard. Idk if you came up with it, or heard it somewhere, but regardless it worked really well.

  • @jimbothefuzzy
    @jimbothefuzzy 10 днів тому

    The video was entertaining and informative. The sponsor spot was hilarious. Well done!

  • @mike140298
    @mike140298 18 днів тому +6

    Best part is the "ugly" christmas sweaters! Especially love the WH40K.

  • @Jablicek
    @Jablicek 18 днів тому +5

    Jesus, dude, that jumper's a statement! Hapy Xmas everyone :)

  • @sl-lz3dw
    @sl-lz3dw 18 днів тому +9

    Listening to what you're saying shortly before and around the 14 to 15 minute mark... looking at the climate as it is going... and thinking Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!!!

  • @paulsidhuUK
    @paulsidhuUK 18 днів тому +2

    NIce jumpers! Merry Christmas.

  • @freshairkaboom8171
    @freshairkaboom8171 18 днів тому +11

    Hell in Norwegian means "luck" btw.

    • @Spacemongerr
      @Spacemongerr 17 днів тому +5

      It can also mean "incline" (på hell) or a type of rock formation (heller). The Norwegian town has its name from the latter meaning, a rocky overhang, similar to a very shallow cave.

    • @HyperbolicSpaghetti
      @HyperbolicSpaghetti 13 днів тому +1

      Good hell to you too 😊

  • @kendrajohnson6535
    @kendrajohnson6535 18 днів тому +1

    What a fabulous video! The section about Brilliant made me laugh out loud!! :)

  • @skeepodoop5197
    @skeepodoop5197 3 дні тому +1

    "Hell's frozen over."
    Most locations: ☹️
    Caiman Island's Hell: 😱

  • @Brigtzen
    @Brigtzen 18 днів тому +7

    This is all just so you can flex all these awesome sweaters, isn't it?

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions 18 днів тому +13

    What a surprisingly interesting and well-presented video, thanks very much! But you never explained why the hypothesised Pongola glaciation could "obviously" not have been caused by gamma radiation from a supernova explosion; I'm guessing it's because there was little to no oxygen in the atmosphere at that time, as oxygenic phototrophs had not evolved yet, with the Great Oxidation Event not occurring until 2.4 to 2.5 billion years ago.

    • @SofGdggd-xt9lw
      @SofGdggd-xt9lw 14 днів тому +1

      Sounds right. No oxygen in the atmosphere to form nitrogen oxides, but also the atmosphere was chemically reducing and murky with aerosols anyway.
      Did I miss the explanation that we know the Sun has been getting brighter over time, meaning we could only have had life evolve courtesy of a huge greenhouse effect from the carbon dioxide and methane?

    • @SimonClark
      @SimonClark  8 днів тому +4

      Ah yes perhaps that was left dangling too much! You're spot on, it's the lack of oxygen plus limited photosynthesisers

    • @SpiritmanProductions
      @SpiritmanProductions 8 днів тому +2

      @@SimonClark Thanks for confirming.

  • @coopernik
    @coopernik 18 днів тому +5

    Pretty cool video. Gave me the chills. Ice-ubscribed right away (jk been following you since the phd vlogs i just said it for the pun)

  • @jimthain8777
    @jimthain8777 18 днів тому +11

    Well that simplifies things.
    If fossil fuels wants to continue with business as usual, all they have to do, is find an asteroid and smash it into an uninhabited place to cool the planet.
    The frightening part of that sentence is that Fossil Fuels might seriously try something like that.
    After all they've tried every other dirty trick to continue business as usual.

    • @fghsgh
      @fghsgh 17 днів тому +2

      they have thought of this already. it's called geoengineering

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 17 днів тому +3

      Well, it's actually not a bad idea to deal with that one specific problem with Fossil Fuels.
      Of course, it doesn't solve the other, pollution and non-renewability problems, and it is nowhere near economical to actually do, soooo

    • @allangibson8494
      @allangibson8494 17 днів тому +1

      And then you discover mining companies have entire departments investigating asteroid mining…

  • @timseguine2
    @timseguine2 13 днів тому

    This video deserves more traction than it seems to be getting.

  • @dancoroian1
    @dancoroian1 18 днів тому +1

    You + that sweater on a snowy white background burned out my screen 😂

  • @CaptainBlitz
    @CaptainBlitz 16 днів тому +1

    I love the discontinuity of your christmas sweaters

  • @hyrumhanson3390
    @hyrumhanson3390 18 днів тому +2

    For a second i thought this was about teraforming the planet Venus.

  • @Txkato
    @Txkato 18 днів тому +1

    the most eloquent and well-researched shitpost i've ever seen

  • @Petch85
    @Petch85 18 днів тому +16

    At this point it seems easier to just pull an iceberg or to, and use that to cover hell in ice. 😅

  • @KatharineOsborne
    @KatharineOsborne 18 днів тому +6

    Came for the climate science, stayed for the Christmas jumpers.

  • @waitwhat7838
    @waitwhat7838 14 днів тому +2

    this will definitely affect the local trout population

  • @erikboegelundhertel8591
    @erikboegelundhertel8591 9 днів тому +2

    In Denmark we have a city called helved wich means hell in danish

  • @OldShatterham
    @OldShatterham 18 днів тому +1

    Great sweater selection in this video lmao

  • @karlthemel2678
    @karlthemel2678 17 днів тому

    While pursuing my undergraduate degree at Ohio State, I went XC skiing in Michigan with the Ohio State University Mountaineers (our outdoor club). We needed to pass through the little town of Hell to get to our ski area. In the centre of town, there was a small planted place in an intersection with the name in large letters. Thanks for posting the video!

  • @blueredingreen
    @blueredingreen 17 днів тому +1

    I think it would be far easier to just build 4 domes around each town and use technology to cool them down to below freezing point.
    Or maybe you can just throw a bunch of ice on them. It would melt quickly enough, but they would, at least for a moment, be "covered in ice".
    You might also opt for using something with a lower freezing temperature or using artificial snow or ice, but you'd have to check the terms of the challenge to see whether that would qualify.

  • @RockHoppingElf
    @RockHoppingElf 16 днів тому +2

    There is also a place called 'The Hell' in South Africa.

  • @MaldingPro32
    @MaldingPro32 14 днів тому +1

    5:54 The reason it was so much cooler was because it had sunglasses

  • @PerseusvonNaxos
    @PerseusvonNaxos 18 днів тому +2

    I haven't watched yet, but is this title just a good hook to talk about Snowball Earth Theory?

  • @kleko
    @kleko 16 днів тому +2

    The millimeter step analogy placed on an US map might be the funnies thing ever. My experience tells me that people usually don't really understand how big the US is while USians usually don't understand metric.

  • @kingalew3805
    @kingalew3805 17 днів тому

    Great jumpers, fun episode! Nice to get an occasional silly one between -also important- climate news

  • @aharanr
    @aharanr 15 днів тому

    Lovely video, funny writing, very entertaining video and lovely sweater too

  • @Genericnameperson
    @Genericnameperson 18 днів тому +1

    Super interesting framing device for the educational material here

  • @knpark2025
    @knpark2025 18 днів тому +4

    The Hell that I know of freezes over every winter. Its residents call it "Hell-Joseon" between themselves and for outsiders It's more well known as South Korea.🤣
    For context, the weather app says the temperature of the city I live in is -2 degrees Celsius (or whatever degrees below freezing in freedom units) right now.

  • @heichan8657
    @heichan8657 10 днів тому

    this must be the most recommended video mentioning Hell

  • @Potato_Animations
    @Potato_Animations 16 днів тому +1

    15:28 philippines mentioned

  • @maisonavery
    @maisonavery 13 днів тому

    Awesome video, I learned so much!

  • @crashgamesuhd
    @crashgamesuhd 14 днів тому +2

    what is the sound effect at 1:49 called?

  • @Incrementium
    @Incrementium День тому

    You talked about Antarctica right before mentioning Hobart but because I'm Australian my brain shifted the distance analogy to thinking you meant the Antarctic Ice Sheet reached Hobart in Tasmania for a second lol

  • @patrikfigo
    @patrikfigo 18 днів тому

    This video is an absolute banger!

  • @chriscastagnetta
    @chriscastagnetta 17 днів тому

    As a college student studying paleoclimatology, I love this video, definitely a Christmas gift lol

  • @TimeTravelReads
    @TimeTravelReads 17 днів тому

    The geographic framing was clever. I liked the sweaters.

  • @idkatthispoint265
    @idkatthispoint265 10 днів тому +1

    theres a polish place called hel
    while it technically would mean helium, the name of the city sounds exactly like hell

  • @ArstyFox
    @ArstyFox 17 днів тому +4

    2:50 he read my mind :(

  • @SPAMMAN123456789
    @SPAMMAN123456789 17 днів тому

    I'm glad we are getting a more in depth explanation for reasons why snowball earth happened

  • @RandomCat82
    @RandomCat82 11 днів тому +2

    You cant use a map of america without using washing machines and bald eagles as measurements

  • @_E135_
    @_E135_ 14 днів тому +1

    12:25 just don’t go raiding suspicious weapons caches

  • @xymaryai8283
    @xymaryai8283 17 днів тому

    i love that i can say "yeah right, maybe when most Hells freeze over" for something very unlikely, but possible, and "pfft, maybe when ALL Hells freeze over" when its so unlikely to be basically impossible

  • @tymekzagorski9689
    @tymekzagorski9689 12 днів тому

    In Poland we also have hell. A town called piekło which translates to hell. We also have a city called Hel but it translates to helium

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 15 днів тому

    This is such a series video, wow

  • @strawandherb2452
    @strawandherb2452 18 днів тому

    A great video! Loved it!

  • @tidaltidal2193
    @tidaltidal2193 10 днів тому +1

    What about Hell Door in Uzbekistan?

  • @jjoohhhnn
    @jjoohhhnn 18 днів тому +2

    The Michigan one is a few miles from my house, across the county line but still.

  • @Bellerophon3
    @Bellerophon3 18 днів тому

    Great video! Never heard about the Earth possibly having a ring.

  • @whothefrickareyou8106
    @whothefrickareyou8106 16 днів тому

    3:09 still shorter than how far my parents had to walk to school

  • @Kraggelhaus
    @Kraggelhaus 15 днів тому

    This was one of your best videos I've seen! Really interesting to learn about earth's history would love to see more on this topic. As a climate nerd it's not something I'm as familiar with. Love the hideous jumpers too

  • @Tropic1Thunder
    @Tropic1Thunder 14 днів тому +1

    Is it just me or does this guy sound like Richard Hammond from top gear?

  • @aidanteall7186
    @aidanteall7186 17 днів тому

    Choosing America for the map shows you read your analytics 😉 As a Seattle viewer I'm happy to be at the beginning of the line

  • @shahidally
    @shahidally 18 днів тому +2

    awesome sweaters 👌

  • @gardenmice2516
    @gardenmice2516 18 днів тому

    Merry Christmas

  • @HankThePug1119
    @HankThePug1119 10 днів тому +1

    Idk why but it feels like this video was made in 2017 lol

  • @TheDecentt
    @TheDecentt 15 днів тому +1

    I’m so fuckin dehydrated that I’m laughing at this.

  • @garrenosborne9623
    @garrenosborne9623 18 днів тому

    Loving the true scientific approach - "we think we know, but....."

  • @alphamikeomega5728
    @alphamikeomega5728 18 днів тому +8

    As well as the ice albedo effect, I understand that methane and CO2 can become trapped inside ice, also contributing to the positive feedback loop.
    These positive feedback loops explain how in previous warming events (but not today's), the CO2 concentration lagged the temperature.

    • @PavelDatsyuk-ui4qv
      @PavelDatsyuk-ui4qv 18 днів тому +1

      The mental gymnastics required for agw theory is crazy

  • @iainhusband445
    @iainhusband445 16 днів тому

    Ok so that contained a number of simple sentences that effectively covered millions of years each. Really simple to think of when its boxing day and your a few glasses of Shiraz deep. Brilliant video, loved it..🙃🙃🙃

  • @Hhtgmjtfbn7jhttgb
    @Hhtgmjtfbn7jhttgb День тому

    Thats a cool 40k sweater!

  • @ShibeDogetic
    @ShibeDogetic 12 днів тому

    demonstrating earth's timelines as an actual distance on an actual map is actually fire and I'm shocked I haven't seen it before

  • @johnpaulsartorius9390
    @johnpaulsartorius9390 14 днів тому

    Sees funny rock on the ground:
    “Yeah it was cold…like realllly cold…like 3 billion years ago…”

  • @Dead.garden
    @Dead.garden 18 днів тому +1

    Can we get a video on what would happen if we start using cotton bags or hemp bags and not plastic and use cotton or silk or whatever but plastic for clothes and how using glass and metal jugs at stores can reduce or increase problems

    • @TheDanEdwards
      @TheDanEdwards 18 днів тому

      The impact (on climate) of our plastic bag use is grossly over-exaggerated by some people. Sure, plastic bags are bad for ocean life but do little to the atmosphere.

  • @ollie2111
    @ollie2111 17 днів тому

    *Wonderfully* silly title and premise, thank you

  • @eow4317
    @eow4317 13 днів тому

    Thanks for using Washington state geography to explain things, it’s something I can actually understand