I dont feel bad for the Gnome Mage slave at all. If he hasnt realized that he can conjure food and water out of thin air and feed himself while imprisoned then he probably shouldnt further taint the gene pool with his spawn.
Looking back at this video, there was a missed an opportunity to make a joke about Nixxiom returning to life after the events of How To: Warrior by simply running back to his corpse as a ghost.
This must be for classic... Retail tanks just wear runnning shoes and keep going till at boss. Meanwhile healer got aggro and is dead dps are just everywhere trying to survive to only pull more mobs the tank skipped
Yup, made that error first dungeon back in TBC, just started running through the dungeon with that “Champion Gear” they gave you for the level 58 boost 😂
As a tank, I just try to intercept the incoming mobs triggered by the Hunter and the Warlock while hoping that the Rogue doesn’t go after the boss. The old vids are still fun, but they’re more relevant to Classic these days.
The how too videos actually makes fun of the difference between classic and retail. The how to tank one for examples makes fun of the Meta instances and how some groups are powerful enough in certain dungeons to clear them without a tanks.
Man I really missed machinima. There's still a few great creators like nixxiom putting stuff out. But I got nostalgia for that golden age where it felt like every other wow UA-camr was making shorts.
as a tank who mained tank specs since the start of wotlk, all i can say is that once your actually tanking, all that info dump comes to you by instincts :D, most of the things a tank is supposed to do are things that are common sense and should be absolutely obvious, i mean sure for the first few pulls if with a random group i do smaller pulls just to see how healer handles things, and if i see that they have no trouble, i go for bigger faster pulls (gotta satisfy the dpses so they could see their big numbers or else they will run of :D) as for aggro generation, i cant say i have ever had issues with it, worst case scenario just got to taunt a mob in that big cluster fk of mobs thats starting to lose aggro because some dps is going ham on it.
Funny that wow has been around long enough you could say this is a metaphor for a dad teaching who used to play Classic notices his son started playing wow and gives him advice on how to tank. Except the son is playing retail 😂
@@icebox1954 I mean healing and dps pretty much have the same job, you have to just know your rotation but the only tanking mechanic is just taunt swap 95% of time lol
But that's not true, I play Tank all the time (even in PvP), if a DPS takes aggro in Mythic+ and I don't take it back in 5-10 seconds, that DPS is dead.
You may think your tank is bad when you rip aggro on a random trash mob, but did you consider switching targets to something the tank has built more threat on? Don’t be a bad dps.
I mean Skull, X, and moon are right but for me -Square always meant ice trap by hunter -Star was sap by a rogue Typically after that though, there wasn't really a need for any other symbols unless you had a really specific or really large pack.
Yup that about rights just need all the dps to be toxic and the healer crying and the tank kick in 8 sec of the dungeon it would be like the game in 2023 now days 😂 😂 😂
I dont feel bad for the Gnome Mage slave at all. If he hasnt realized that he can conjure food and water out of thin air and feed himself while imprisoned then he probably shouldnt further taint the gene pool with his spawn.
He probably got hit in the head a lot pre-imprisonment... Concussions tend to keep people groom thinking straight
This is absolutely savage 😂😂😂
Could’ve just said “I dont feel bad for the Gnome”. Nuff said.
Imagine playing a gnome unironically. Such insanity and degeneration.
He didn't have the gold to purchase conjure food.
Looking back at this video, there was a missed an opportunity to make a joke about Nixxiom returning to life after the events of How To: Warrior by simply running back to his corpse as a ghost.
Square has always meant ice trap to me. The star is sap.
the hunter is perfect lol
This must be for classic... Retail tanks just wear runnning shoes and keep going till at boss.
Meanwhile healer got aggro and is dead dps are just everywhere trying to survive to only pull more mobs the tank skipped
Yup, made that error first dungeon back in TBC, just started running through the dungeon with that “Champion Gear” they gave you for the level 58 boost 😂
As a tank, I just try to intercept the incoming mobs triggered by the Hunter and the Warlock while hoping that the Rogue doesn’t go after the boss.
The old vids are still fun, but they’re more relevant to Classic these days.
The how too videos actually makes fun of the difference between classic and retail. The how to tank one for examples makes fun of the Meta instances and how some groups are powerful enough in certain dungeons to clear them without a tanks.
Man I really missed machinima. There's still a few great creators like nixxiom putting stuff out. But I got nostalgia for that golden age where it felt like every other wow UA-camr was making shorts.
Yea Gordaks guide and Captain Grimm really the only two channels pumping out quality machinimas still. Them and Plat wows lore vids
he got lucky he didnt get kicked for beeing afk
6:00 ....this is the nicest...most polite....group i've ever seen in warcraft
I’m so glad this is back I remember the noob how to class videos lol
1:48 Wait, that Gnome is a mage right?
as a tank who mained tank specs since the start of wotlk, all i can say is that once your actually tanking, all that info dump comes to you by instincts :D, most of the things a tank is supposed to do are things that are common sense and should be absolutely obvious, i mean sure for the first few pulls if with a random group i do smaller pulls just to see how healer handles things, and if i see that they have no trouble, i go for bigger faster pulls (gotta satisfy the dpses so they could see their big numbers or else they will run of :D) as for aggro generation, i cant say i have ever had issues with it, worst case scenario just got to taunt a mob in that big cluster fk of mobs thats starting to lose aggro because some dps is going ham on it.
Honestly he was thinking like a mythic tank
Funny that wow has been around long enough you could say this is a metaphor for a dad teaching who used to play Classic notices his son started playing wow and gives him advice on how to tank. Except the son is playing retail 😂
Yup this is very good description of a hunter :D
Funny thing is, Noob was actually given pretty sound advice.
Honestly i understand why people rather not tank. I dont need to say more. Esp when people attack everything but the skull
The skeleton bit was great.
That whole time I was thinking "just start pulling shit"
For me sap was the moon and sheep was the star. Playing as a rogue I would always hear "sap the moon"
Square is trap, star is sap, diamond is enslave
1 rule, make everything hit you. If things hit the DPS, its fine. Keep them off the healer.
Using sheep and sap in pugs is just asking to get deaded.
I met that hunter a few times on his multiple alts
TFW when you're a 'veteran/classic andy' in the Leion xpac.
Most reasonable hunter ever
I just checked, i seem to have missed the pocket gnome mage somehow. Where do i get him 🤣
Tanking is fucking stupid. Can confirm. Yet, I keep coming back to tank even after 15+ years.
I admire you, I think tanking looks rly hard, especially in raids!
@@MissDiamond4tanking in raids is actually piss easy lol but tanking M+s on the other hand is hell
@@JustLikeYou. Truer words have never before been spoken.
@@JustLikeYou. The only difficult thing is to parse 95-100% as DPS. The roles themselves are all piss easy lol.
@@icebox1954 I mean healing and dps pretty much have the same job, you have to just know your rotation but the only tanking mechanic is just taunt swap 95% of time lol
square is freeze trap.. star is sap... diamond is seduce, triangle is sleep. get it right...
why is this reposted what happened to the original?
You forgot, never use Intervene to an afk player, or the guy who thinks he knows everything...
Square 🔵 = Hunter trap? 🌟 Star is for sap. 🙈
Can you do one for druid feral tank for wotlk?
I feel Like Ive seem the Same gag by you already
when you telling your son how to tank
I hope you keep reposting these videos for years to come!
Hey Nixx ma man. I know this is an old joke but, when's the next episode of the Warlock? :)
that one dude sounded like "slightly impressive"
@@notyourdaughter666 cool
NO!!!! Diamond is sap and Square is trap =D
rip slightly impressive. i member him
Yup
But that's not true, I play Tank all the time (even in PvP), if a DPS takes aggro in Mythic+ and I don't take it back in 5-10 seconds, that DPS is dead.
Well now what did I just witness .... LOL Nutty Nixxiom alls i can say is that one was nutty... funny nutty though
Tried tank once in my second week of playing and they kicked me never again dps for life
Square is trap where I’m from
Cant wait for asmongold to react to this !
Tank : the only fun role in pve
You may think your tank is bad when you rip aggro on a random trash mob, but did you consider switching targets to something the tank has built more threat on?
Don’t be a bad dps.
Square is hunter trap, triangle is sap, diamond is hex or second sheep.
You cata babies will never have your way of square being sap. NEVAR.
I mean Skull, X, and moon are right but for me
-Square always meant ice trap by hunter
-Star was sap by a rogue
Typically after that though, there wasn't really a need for any other symbols unless you had a really specific or really large pack.
Yup that about rights just need all the dps to be toxic and the healer crying and the tank kick in 8 sec of the dungeon it would be like the game in 2023 now days 😂 😂 😂
umm excuse me square means frost trap and star means sap! I will not stand for this spreading of misinformation!